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I've got an interesting fact!

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Did you know that an anagram of Tim Wonnacott is "Tom cat in town"?

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It's true! So, brace yourselves, Horncastle,

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because this pussy is ready to pounce!

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Let's go bargain hunting. Miaow!

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Gosh! This is a pretty place, Horncastle in Lincolnshire.

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It's also stuffed to the gunwales with antique shops.

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We're ready to go shopping, but here's a taster as to what's coming up.

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'On today's show, the reds' expert has a whale of a time.'

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LAUGHTER

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-LAUGHING:

-Are we going?

-We are.

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'On the blue team, there's a man on a mission.

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'But who will be laughing as they race to the auction?'

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-Does he always stride off?

-'Let's meet the teams.'

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On today's programme, we have two teams of happily married couples.

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For the reds, we've got Clive and Kate.

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For the blues, we've got Mark and Gaynor. Hello, everyone.

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ALL: Hello.

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Kate, how did you meet Clive?

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We were both performing in the Scout and Guide gang show and he tweaked my socks!

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Did he really? What had happened to your socks? Had they fallen down?

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-They weren't quite level.

-I see.

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What else keeps you busy, Kate, apart from Scouting?

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I'm a training manager for an independent childcare training company.

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-You're training child carers?

-Yes.

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-You're in the wrong colour cos you like to be in blue.

-Normally, yes.

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Been a policeman now for 26 years.

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If I were to shake your hand in a certain way, I'd get a sort of response, wouldn't I?

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-Yes, you would.

-Why would that be?

-I've been a Freemason for 14 years.

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It's a secret society, so you're not supposed to talk about it?

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It's not a secret society. It's a society with secrets.

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-Oh, I see.

-KATE LAUGHS

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-Different play on the word.

-But safe with you?

-Yes.

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-How do you think you'll get on on Bargain Hunt? Are you going to do brilliantly?

-Of course.

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Are you going to lay a little Scouting trail for us to follow?

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-Break a few twigs?

-Light a fire here and there.

-That's it.

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Preferably not in the antiques centre.

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-Anyway, very good luck.

-Thank you.

-Lovely to meet you.

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-Gaynor, you've got something in common with Kate.

-Yes.

-What's that?

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-I'm a registered childminder.

-You've turned to this relatively recently, have you?

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I was a childminder before, but I returned to it in June.

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-Before that, I was running my own ironing business.

-The childminding took off?

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Yes, it took off so well that I asked my husband, Mark, to join me.

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So he now does the jobs... that I tell him to do.

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-Are you happy about this, Mark?

-I am.

-Can't say anything else.

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I get given my daily routine in the morning and I just crack on with it.

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So what do you get up to when you're not looking after the ankle biters?

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I enjoy anything outdoors - fishing and I love walking.

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-Says here you've done the Three Peaks Challenge.

-Yeah. I've done that two times.

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What about antiques? Do you know anything about 'em?

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We like looking round antique shops, car boot sales, anything like that.

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-We do like Art Deco.

-That's a particular period you like?

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Yeah, we both like it. When Mark was going to ask me to marry him,

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he booked us on the Orient Express for a 1920s event and it was fantastic.

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-But you knew something about that before the off, didn't you?

-Yes.

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I HATE surprises. I knew he was going to ask me. I just knew.

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-How did you know that?

-I just did.

-Felt it in your waterworks?

-Yeah.

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Plus, he'd asked my mum and Mum told me. Sorry.

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And then, one day, he brought in a safe.

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He said, "You can't look in there." Then I found the combination.

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Opened it and it was a curtain ring.

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In it was, "Keep looking, you nosey...person!"

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TIM LAUGHS

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-That is a fantastic start to a marriage, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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I tell you, this is a story today that's so full of love.

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Anyway, here's the money moment. Back to reality.

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Thank you for sharing your innermost secrets with me.

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You know the rules, your experts await and off you go.

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And very, very, very good luck.

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Gosh! Isn't anything safe?

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'Today's teams can be SAFE in the knowledge that they've a fine pair of experts with them.

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'The reds have the big cheese of antique boffins...

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'The blues have the sweet and very smart...'

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-Mark, what are you looking for?

-Nice piece of Art Deco, something for the house.

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It's easy to find good things.

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The art is finding good things at a good price.

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-I like Art Deco, too.

-That's good. So you might agree on something.

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'Ah, good. They've found their way to the antique shops.

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'The antiquaries are spread across town. That'll keep them fit.'

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-BEEP

-'Was that Claire or the door?'

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-Right, gosh, lots and lots of china.

-Lots and lots of stuff.

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It's quite difficult to see through. You have to see if anything...

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-BEEP

-..catches your eye.

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'For those that are curious, I don't think Claire made that noise.

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'It was the shop's door alarm. Carry on, team.

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'Meanwhile, the reds appear to be looking at something blue.'

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-I quite like that.

-That wee cake stand?

-Yeah.

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I like it, but I can read the price.

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It would have to be 15 or 20, not 85.

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-Don't mind me being as dismissive as that, but if it's a country mile off...

-Yeah. Fair enough.

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We can be ambitious, but not unreasonable.

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'I think you're reason incarnate, Paul.

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'Now, blues.'

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-What about the toys?

-Yes.

-Oh, my brother had that transporter.

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-There's a police car there.

-Children would love that, wouldn't they?

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-£45.

-It's not out of the way at that.

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I'd expect it to make about that at auction.

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-So if you can get it for a bit less. That's a possibility?

-I like that.

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Yeah, I like that.

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'It may make a few coppers, or perhaps a bob or two!

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'Now, what have the reds found?'

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It's a frivolous wee thing that. So what do we have?

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-We have got a...

-Bakelite notepad.

-I agree with that.

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Dual appeal here. You get collectors of Bakelite and early plastics.

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Also, I think, because of the Art Deco aesthetic,

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the interest in that '30s and into the '40s is hot.

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-Yeah.

-And, dare I say, I think it's practical.

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Tell you what I don't like. It's not ambitious. £20.

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-Let's aim higher.

-Yeah.

-But bank that.

-Yeah.

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If we've got five minutes and we're thinking we've only got £20 left...

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-What do you think?

-Yeah. Definitely.

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'He likes to lay a good game plan, does that Mr Laidlaw.'

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-I noticed the Ruskin vase.

-I was looking at that.

-Well-spotted.

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It's quite hidden. It's really nice. I like the look of that.

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I think we'll get that out and have a good look at it.

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'Don't drop it, Claire. Arcade manager John likes careful customers.'

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-There we go.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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-What sort of period would that be?

-Ruskin was early 20th century.

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This one doesn't actually look that old.

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It's a slightly later one, but it has got the nice glaze.

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Lovely colour. It's a good, good name.

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I think the colour's lovely. The bottom's quite dull.

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You get this lovely iridescence

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-that he is well-known for.

-How does it sell?

-Very well.

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He is very collected. The earlier stuff makes huge money.

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-TAPPING VASE

-This seems to be in good order.

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Can't hear any cracks or chips.

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-The all-important thing is the price.

-What's the best price?

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The best price will be... I could do it for 126.

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-126?

-Yes.

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-Could you do 120?

-125 and you've got a deal.

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125. What do you think?

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-Do you like it?

-Yeah, I do.

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-Are you happy with that?

-Yeah.

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-Right, OK.

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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'Look at that! Mark got right in there and struck the deal.

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'He's racing ahead.'

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-Does he always stride off?

-Yeah.

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He takes the children for a walk in the buggies.

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-The kids get G-force!

-Like in jet fighters?

-Yeah.

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'Now, reds, have you made any progress?'

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Time-wise, we're ten minutes down, which isn't the end of the world.

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But in another ten minutes, we need to have bought something.

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-No pressure(!)

-ALL LAUGH

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'The blues feel SO much pressure they look to a higher power.

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'Only joking! This church is now an antiques shop.'

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Don't forget to look up. People always forget to look up.

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See what you can see above your head.

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That's everything to me! CLAIRE LAUGHS

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'But don't go bumping into things, eh, chaps?

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'And Paul, don't put your foot in it, mate.'

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-Clive, you're police?

-Yes.

-What on earth do you at the masons?

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-PAUL LAUGHS

-I was...

-Can I say that?

-Yeah!

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I'm involved in Scouting. I came off a parade one year.

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One of our members asked me have I had any thoughts about joining the Freemasonry?

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-What's this secret handshake? Is that a real thing?

-There is a secret handshake. Yes.

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It's us identifying to each other that we are Freemasons.

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But also, to what part we are in Freemasonry.

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-So it's not just one handshake. There are several.

-Holy Moses!

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-We'll shake on that, won't we?

-Normal handshake!

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'You'd better get a shake on, reds. You haven't got all day, you know.

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'Over in the church, Gaynor and Mark are spooning.

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'Cheeky!'

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-Could we have a look at the caddy spoons?

-Yeah.

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-'Oh! That kind of spoon!'

-Let's find the man with the keys.

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'And the man with the keys is the manager, Jeremy.'

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That feels a really nice weight.

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-What's that like?

-Light as a feather.

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Oh, yes. You do feel as if you're getting more for your money.

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'When it comes to silver, a bit of weight goes a long way.'

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It's a nice sharp shape. You've got the shell at the end.

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They have become really collectable. They're ever so pretty.

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What do you think it'd go for at auction?

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What's it got on it? 48.

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It ought to really make about that.

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-So we need to try and get a bit off that.

-A little bit off that.

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What would be the best you could do on that?

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< I'd do it for 42.

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-Could you do 40 on that?

-I can't.

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-Can I have another...?

-Indeed.

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Check what you're spending your money on.

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'Something tells me there won't be any purchase here until Mark is completely happy.'

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I do like that. 42?

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That's not a bad price. There should be something in it at that.

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It's silver. It's decorative.

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-It's ticking the right boxes, as far as the auction goes.

-I do like that.

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-I think we're going for that one.

-Brilliant.

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Thank you very much. Cheers.

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I'll pop it on the counter. Thanks very much.

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'That's just divine! Two items for the blues in half an hour.

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'I'm beginning to lose faith in the reds, though.

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'Spend some dough, you lot!'

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Do you know what that is?

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-No.

-It's a dough bin, a farmhouse piece.

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What you get here is, arguably, a working surface,

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but importantly, underneath,

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-a space for proving, I guess.

-Yeah.

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-I like that.

-Very rustic piece!

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-Nice cottage, flag floor.

-Yeah.

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You could just about stick a flat screen TV on that!

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-It's a piece of occasional furniture.

-Yeah.

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£78 for a rustic piece like that

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is not a big ask, in my opinion.

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I tell you what. I'd ask what that could be.

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'Yes. It could be a TV stand. I thought we'd established that.

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'I thought you were about to start spending there, reds.

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'The blues are all done in the church.

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'Yet again, Mark's motoring ahead. Keep it up, blues. One more to go.'

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If it's here, it's not going to take us long to find!

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I was looking at this. I don't know...

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Hm, how do I feel about that?

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It is VERY - can I say this? -

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-Downton Abbey!

-Right, OK.

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This is your very smart Edwardian breakfast buffet.

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-Cut to the chase. Have you got a price there?

-45.

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-It's worth 20 to 40 at auction.

-OK.

-That's another thing we ask about.

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'Well, you can ask till you're red in the fleece.

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'You need to get some things bought. The blues have a superior hand.'

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-Look at that lovely crib board.

-Isn't that pretty?

-For God's sake!

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-What's wrong with that?

-He's taught my son to play crib!

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-Don't you play crib?

-Oh, no! It's maths and confusing.

-Exactly! Maths. It's good.

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Let's see if we can get in here. Hey, presto.

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If I hold the lid, do you want to grab it?

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-It's nice, isn't it?

-It's nice. It's very light.

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Don't be put off by that. It might be a light sandalwood.

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It looks to me as if it's Chinese.

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It is. That's in its favour. Chinese, quite in vogue.

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Typical floral decoration carving in the wood.

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You have got ivory, but it is pre-1947.

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It's an old one so you've got no problems selling the ivory.

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-Could we find out how much it is?

-I'm sure we can.

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It doesn't have a price on. I'll go and find out for you.

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'I think you'll find this one trickier to get past Gaynor, Mark.

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'The reds have summoned a member of staff.

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'Come along, James. Get them spending!'

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-Could we just make you a bid?

-Yes, by all means.

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20? No. It's not mine.

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I can ring up the person who owns it, but I don't think they'll go below 35.

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Well, while we've got you, we passed on the way up a dough bin.

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It's got 75, 78 on it. Any more mileage in a piece of furniture?

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I can probably do that for 55.

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At 40, I'll wager we could just shake your hand.

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I can ring the person. Could you?

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If it can be that, it's sold.

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Thanks very much.

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'Promising, reds. Promising.'

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I've been and asked the gentleman who knows. It's 60.

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It's priced at, but he says 50 is his very best price.

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OK. What do you think, price-wise, for that?

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It's not out of the way at that. I'd prefer it nearer 40.

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At auction, we're looking at 50 to 60.

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It is a decorative item and people collect them that don't play crib.

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-They put them in cabinets.

-Why?

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-It's decorative. It's pretty.

-You wanted a decorative piece.

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'I bet you cash money Gaynor wasn't thinking of a cribbage board, Mark.'

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Gaynor's not sold on this. We're not badly off for time.

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Shall I pop it back and we'll continue to have a browse?

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'I think Paul's found something right up Clive's street.'

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Where is Clive?

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-What you got there, Paul?

-PAUL LAUGHS

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There's something under the hand. What's this? Any ideas?

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-I've got no idea.

-It's a kettle stand for a big range.

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-Who would want such a thing?

-What are you hiding?

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-What's that?

-Wow!

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-Square and compass.

-Masonic suggestion.

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'It doesn't come more masonic than the square and compass.'

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It's £75, though. It's too much money.

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'You won't be funny hand-shaking on that!

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'Items one and two came easy for the blues.

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'The third is proving more elusive.'

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I've seen things I like.

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I don't think Gaynor's seen anything she really likes that stands out for her yet.

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No. I'd like a big glass vase, something big statement.

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'What news on the dough bin, James?'

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Yeah, it would be 55 for the dough bin. Sorry.

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It's up to you guys. You're the bosses.

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-Do you want it?

-Yeah, I like it.

-Sounds positive.

-Let's go for it.

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-Shake James's hand is my advice.

-Thank you.

-James, thanks for that.

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Did you get anywhere with the...?

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I couldn't get hold of him.

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I could actually take a gamble and go down to 35 for it.

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-But that would be...

-OK.

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'In the blue corner of town, Claire's found just what Gaynor's asking for.'

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That's 55 that's marked up at,

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which is not blowing the lot, which you wanted to.

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-It's pretty.

-'But...'

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-But it's not it.

-No? Let's see what else we can find.

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-Oh, no!

-There's a crib board.

-CLAIRE LAUGHS

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-No?

-No.

-I think that's no.

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Um... I can see that Gaynor's losing the will to live.

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I know what I'm looking for when I've seen it.

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'Keep trying, Claire. On the other side of Horncastle, the reds are looking back.'

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Are we going to buy the baking dish, if nothing else...?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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-That was positive.

-Yeah.

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OK, well, I think we're safe and sound.

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'Actually, not until you find a third item and get item numbers two and three bought.

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'On the other side of town, a similar retracing of steps

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'is taking them towards the thin blue finish line.'

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We'll follow him in again, then.

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Shall I help myself? Thank you very much.

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That's the police car. Let me hand that to you.

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Careful of its aerial on the back.

0:18:240:18:26

-That's in nice order.

-It is, actually. How old would this be?

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These are going to be probably 1960s, coming into the '70s.

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-And it makes a big difference with the box?

-It does.

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We are down to five minutes. Was there something else?

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-Another car.

-Let me hold this one.

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-Which one is it?

-Next to the milk float.

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-The Dinky Toy.

-This one?

-That's it.

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-BEEP

-That's not in such good condition.

0:18:480:18:50

'Once again, that noise was the door, not Claire.'

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That's on at 130. That's quite steep for that one.

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You've got more chance of making money on this one than that one.

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-That's at 45.

-What do you think?

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-What would be the best on that?

-On that one? £40.

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£40. That's pretty good. That's just over 10% off. What do you think?

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-Yeah. Go for it.

-We'll go with that?

-Yeah.

0:19:130:19:16

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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Thank you.

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'Well done, blues. Reds, it's the silver serving dish.

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'And... Ah! That bright bit of Bakelite.'

0:19:240:19:28

Do you want to nail it now and go for coffee or are we going to run about for five minutes?

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-Let's nail it.

-Let's nail it now.

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-Go for coffee.

-PAUL LAUGHS

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Right, James, can we...?

0:19:390:19:42

'Come along. The reds want to "go home, James"!'

0:19:420:19:45

So is there any movement on that?

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-We're willing to take the silver item upstairs.

-OK.

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-For the price of 35.

-Yeah.

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-Can we take this down to 15?

-I'm afraid not. Sorry.

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I think it's new in and it belongs to the owner.

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-I think 18 is good for that.

-Right. We'll do that.

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OK, thank you very much.

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Thanks, James.

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Did you know that "I sup me tea"

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is an anagram of "time's up"?

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I don't know about this teatime lark because time IS up.

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So why don't we check out what those red fellas got up to?

0:20:200:20:23

I fancy a slice, me. How about you?

0:20:230:20:26

'The reds sought a profit in dough - well, a dough bin.

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'Then they went for silver with this plated serving dish.

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'Finally, they bought this Bakelite desk pad holder.'

0:20:370:20:41

'Ello, 'ello, you lot!

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See how he snapped-to on the "hello, hello"?

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-It's amazing! How are you, Clive-o?

-Not too bad.

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-How was your shop?

-Very good.

-Was it?

-Very good indeed.

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-Are you pleased with it, Kate?

-Definitely.

-He's our number one man!

-Exactly!

0:20:530:20:57

-How much did you spend in total?

-£108.

-Is that all?

-Yes.

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-So who's got the 192?

-Me, of course.

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Very good. I'll take it from you.

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£192. I won't count it. I trust you.

0:21:060:21:09

Your husband's a policeman! There we go. Excellent.

0:21:090:21:13

Now, Paul Laidlaw, are you going to find something splendid?

0:21:130:21:16

I sincerely hope so, but I'll tell you what, I'm panicking.

0:21:160:21:20

-Why are you panicking?

-Good things weren't priced right today. I don't feel like the gods are with me.

0:21:200:21:26

You could find suddenly it starts going down your gutter, old fruit.

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-I could find a bargain as well!

-There you go! All the very best.

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Meanwhile, we're going to check out what the blues bought, aren't we?

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'The blues started off with a John Ruskin vase.

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'Then they chose the silver caddy spoon.

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'Finally, they bought the toy police car and box.'

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-Was it fun?

-Yeah, loved it.

-Really good.

-I'm so pleased.

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-You spent a massive amount?

-£207.

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That's a proper amount of money. I love it. Who's got the £93 then?

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-I have.

-Have you?

-Mm-hm.

-Please may I have it?

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This is reluctance. Reluctance personified, I'd say.

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-But what joy to receive.

-Absolutely. I'm not reluctant at all.

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-What are you going to do with that, Claire?

-I have got a few ideas.

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Gaynor did want some glass, so I'll see if I can find something.

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-Whatever it is, I hope it's going to turn a good profit.

-Exactly.

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-We'd like to multiply a profit, if we possibly could.

-Yes, I agree with that.

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Meanwhile, I'm heading off somewhere absolutely fabulous.

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'Today's auction will be in Lincoln.

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'On the way there, I stopped off at Lincoln Castle.

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'Lincoln Castle itself no longer stands.

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'Today, the castle walls surround buildings

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'constructed with the purpose of upholding law and keeping order.'

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This building behind me is Lincoln's old courthouse,

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but still doing business as a courthouse to this very day.

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These buildings, though, once housed a debtors' prison.

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They're now part of a museum that houses an extremely precious document,

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a document that enshrines our freedom to this very day.

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'In the early 13th century, England was a troubled land.

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'King John was arguing with everyone from his own barons to the Pope.

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'Taxation had reached stifling levels

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'and reprisals for defaulters were harsh.'

0:23:330:23:37

In 1215... Ha! Round about the time that Bargain Hunt comes on!

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..the King's barons were all in revolt.

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They forced him to sign a document curbing his powers.

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That document is called the Magna Carta.

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Lots of copies were produced at the time, but only four originals in Latin survive

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and one of them is here in Lincoln,

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especially preserved in its own dark place for conservation purposes.

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'So precious is it that a single extra light could harm it,

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'so don't adjust your sets, folks - it's dark in here.

0:24:090:24:12

'Waiting to tell me more is senior lecturer in Medieval Studies

0:24:120:24:16

'at the University of Lincoln, Philippa Hoskin.'

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Philippa, why was King John in such trouble in 1215?

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Well, it's really about money and taxation.

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Even before he's King,

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John as Regent has had to raise, literally, a king's ransom

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in order to free his brother,

0:24:320:24:34

King Richard, who's been captured on the way back from the Crusades.

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That means raising loans that the country can't afford.

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So, very unhappy barons.

0:24:410:24:43

What exactly does the Magna Carta say?

0:24:430:24:46

This is Magna Carta, it just means "great charter",

0:24:460:24:50

"big charter" in Latin.

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Basically, it says no-one is above the law, not even the King.

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It limits the King's power.

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At that moment in time, King John, at his whim,

0:24:590:25:03

-could have said, "Off with his head"?

-Absolutely.

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The King's word is law.

0:25:060:25:08

So the Magna Carta starts the process of citizens' rights.

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Yes. It's almost a first attempt at a written constitution.

0:25:120:25:16

Did it work?

0:25:160:25:18

No! Not immediately. BOTH LAUGH

0:25:180:25:21

Magna Carta only lasts for nine weeks.

0:25:210:25:24

He gets the Pope to annul it, to say that it's not going to stand.

0:25:240:25:28

Which clauses in the Magna Carta are relevant today?

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The most important clause is the one that says...

0:25:320:25:36

So, the King didn't have his way any more?

0:25:460:25:49

-No. The King is under the law.

-That's brilliant, isn't it?

0:25:490:25:52

The ink's faded a bit. What's it written on?

0:25:520:25:55

This is on animal skin, stretched and scraped - parchment.

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-Why is it here in Lincoln?

-This is the Bishop of Lincoln's copy.

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The Bishop of Lincoln was present at Runnymede and negotiations.

0:26:040:26:08

This is his copy to take home with him.

0:26:080:26:10

-It says "Lincoln" on the back.

-That is an amazing story.

0:26:100:26:14

Philippa, you're brilliant for spilling the beans on this important historic document.

0:26:140:26:19

The big question today is, of course, over at the auction,

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quite how many beans are about to be spilt by our teams?

0:26:230:26:26

It's lovely to have come to the cathedral city of Lincoln

0:26:400:26:44

to be in Golding, Young & Mawer saleroom with my old mate,

0:26:440:26:48

-John Leatt.

-Welcome to the saleroom, Tim.

-Very nice to be here, John.

0:26:480:26:52

The first object for our team today is this dough bin.

0:26:520:26:56

-Dough by name, but is it going to make any?

-It's an interesting item.

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It's dual purpose.

0:27:010:27:03

It can be turned into a jardiniere. You could put plants on it.

0:27:030:27:07

But there are downfalls, certainly, with it.

0:27:070:27:09

-It's just softwood, isn't it?

-Just a softwood.

0:27:090:27:12

-It's the cheaper end of the market.

-OK. What's it worth?

0:27:120:27:16

-We think it's worth between £25 and £40.

-£55 paid.

0:27:160:27:20

So that may not be so hot.

0:27:200:27:22

Now, this is a splendid object.

0:27:220:27:24

I love these entree dishes when they've got the three divisions.

0:27:240:27:28

Unusual to get one with a liner. It's in good condition.

0:27:280:27:31

It just appeals to have your vegetables divided in one vessel.

0:27:310:27:37

-Does it appeal to you?

-It appeals to me. I'm a typical man.

0:27:370:27:40

I'm not keen on doing too many trips to the kitchen!

0:27:400:27:44

-What do you think it's worth?

-We think between £15 and £25.

-Uh-oh.

0:27:440:27:48

£35 paid. That's another one that might be a bit light.

0:27:480:27:51

Now, I think you've got to be really imaginative here.

0:27:510:27:55

Think just before the war with the jazz age and Bakelite and the rest.

0:27:550:28:00

How do you rate that desk pad holder?

0:28:000:28:03

It's a very typical piece of Art Deco. It still has a use.

0:28:030:28:07

The interesting thing is that it's got that amber tinge,

0:28:070:28:10

which is quite unusual for Bakelite.

0:28:100:28:12

It's not an unattractive object, I have to say. What's it worth?

0:28:120:28:16

-We think, again, between £15 and £25.

-That's fine. £18 paid.

0:28:160:28:21

By the look of it, they're going to need their Bonus Buy, so let's go and have a look at that.

0:28:210:28:26

Now, Clive, Kate, this is your Bonus Buy moment.

0:28:270:28:30

You gave your man a massive £192.

0:28:300:28:34

Paul Laidlaw, the Scottish wizard, what did you do with it?

0:28:340:28:38

I think I bought something rather splendid.

0:28:380:28:42

-Ooh.

-I bought a tool.

0:28:420:28:44

-What do we think that torture instrument's for?

-Mm!

0:28:440:28:48

-I've got no idea!

-That's a good guess.

0:28:480:28:51

-LAUGHTER

-Kate, can you guess what it is?

0:28:510:28:53

Handle it, darling.

0:28:530:28:55

No.

0:28:560:28:58

Well, that is one rather smart lemon squeezer.

0:28:580:29:03

-Wow!

-Yeah?

0:29:030:29:04

Period? Late 19th, early 20th century.

0:29:040:29:08

I think that's elegant, decadent.

0:29:080:29:11

That is a seriously nice thing to adorn a drink cabinet or sideboard.

0:29:110:29:15

What do you think? Have I sold it to you?

0:29:150:29:18

-What did you pay for it?

-TIM LAUGHS

0:29:180:29:20

-Right to the nitty-gritty!

-Straight in there!

0:29:200:29:23

It cost me £48.

0:29:230:29:26

-You need to ask me what I think it's worth.

-Yeah.

0:29:260:29:29

-What's it worth?

-It may be a gamble, because I think it's worth 40 to 80.

0:29:290:29:35

If I'm lucky, there's a respectable profit. I've seen them do well.

0:29:350:29:39

-They're uncommon.

-What do you think, Kate? Do you like it?

-I do.

0:29:390:29:42

I just wonder whether... Would there have been a glass there?

0:29:420:29:46

-Almost certainly, but a tumbler is a tumbler.

-Yeah. I like it.

0:29:460:29:50

-Quirky, isn't it?

-Well, we heard what the man said.

0:29:500:29:54

You could double your money, if you need to.

0:29:540:29:57

Or you may be making so much profit, you can disregard this joker.

0:29:570:30:01

Anyway, for the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Paul's little squeezer.

0:30:010:30:07

John, I hope you're feeling thirsty.

0:30:080:30:11

That's for you to handle and make what you make of it.

0:30:110:30:14

It's a lemon squeezer. Typical of 1930s.

0:30:140:30:17

Would have gone hand-in-hand with a cocktail shaker.

0:30:170:30:21

-Good condition, interesting item.

-Handsome.

0:30:210:30:23

Is that something you're likely to be able to sell well, do you think?

0:30:230:30:27

-We think between £30 and £50.

-Do you?

0:30:270:30:30

Well, Laidlaw rates it. He paid £48.

0:30:300:30:33

We're going to have to cross our legs, I fancy.

0:30:330:30:38

Anyway, that's it for the reds. Now for the blues.

0:30:380:30:41

Their first piece is the piece of Ruskin stoneware.

0:30:410:30:45

-John, do you rate that?

-I rate it to a certain extent.

0:30:450:30:49

It's a "souffle" glaze. It's clearly marked.

0:30:490:30:52

Interesting colour, but it's not your high-fired decorative items

0:30:520:30:57

that Ruskin did as well, which tends to be where the market is stronger.

0:30:570:31:01

How much do you think this little green pot's worth?

0:31:010:31:04

-We think £30 to £50, something like that.

-Oh, Lord!

0:31:040:31:08

£125 paid. Gosh! They've over-cooked that.

0:31:080:31:12

Next is the reproduction silver tea caddy spoon.

0:31:120:31:16

-Which is 1967.

-It's very good quality.

0:31:160:31:21

It's far heavier than most the Georgian period ones

0:31:210:31:25

-and it's in lovely condition.

-What's it worth?

0:31:250:31:28

-£25 to £40.

-£42 paid.

0:31:280:31:31

Just in case we're in trouble, let's consult the police.

0:31:310:31:35

-JOHN LAUGHS

-How do you rate this Corgi model?

0:31:350:31:39

I think it's in lovely condition. The box is there. It's a bit tatty.

0:31:390:31:44

It's certainly something that there should be interest in.

0:31:440:31:47

Is it wise to keep these boxes,

0:31:470:31:50

-irrespective of their condition?

-I think so.

0:31:500:31:53

-The collector always wants something that's got its original box.

-Yeah.

0:31:530:31:58

-Worth much?

-Between £5 and £15.

-Oh, dear. £40 paid.

0:31:580:32:03

I fancy we're going to have to work hard at the rostrum, John. Let's go and look at the Bonus Buy.

0:32:030:32:08

Gaynor, Mark, this is your moment. You spent 207, which is a magnificent amount.

0:32:080:32:14

Gave the Rawle £93. Claire, what did you spend it on?

0:32:140:32:18

I'm going to help you take that off.

0:32:180:32:21

-# Ta-da! #

-Oooh!

-OK.

0:32:210:32:23

You wanted glass, Gaynor. The one in my right hand is Victorian.

0:32:230:32:27

It's nicely engraved with someone's name and the date, 1837.

0:32:270:32:31

Very typical Victorian decoration, slightly ferny fronds on it.

0:32:310:32:36

At the other end of the spectrum, I adore the colour.

0:32:360:32:38

This is known as carnival glass. You normally see it in orange.

0:32:380:32:42

-I thought it was really different.

-How much did you pay?

-£47.

0:32:420:32:46

-For the two?

-Yeah, for the two.

-That's not bad.

0:32:460:32:49

They should do better than that. I'm hoping for £50, £60.

0:32:490:32:53

-Each?!

-No!

-CLAIRE LAUGHS

0:32:530:32:56

-What are you like?

-We never know.

-No pressure there(!)

0:32:560:33:00

We should be in for a profit. On a bad day, glass doesn't do well.

0:33:000:33:04

-But I've got high hopes today.

-Excellent.

0:33:040:33:07

That's what I love, forever optimistic, that's what we need.

0:33:070:33:12

Are they pieces that you might have bought, Gaynor, given half a chance?

0:33:120:33:16

Probably not, but I do like it. I do like that glass as well.

0:33:160:33:21

OK, fine. Just hold that thought.

0:33:210:33:23

Right now, for the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Claire's glass.

0:33:230:33:28

Right, John, here's a challenge for you.

0:33:280:33:31

A bit of carnival glass and an engraved tumbler.

0:33:310:33:37

Two different items, different periods, both in good condition.

0:33:370:33:40

This piece in particular, it's leaded glass.

0:33:400:33:44

It's bearing the name of Headfield.

0:33:440:33:46

-Hopefully, we'll find Mr Headfield out there.

-It's a long shot, though.

0:33:460:33:50

Slightly!

0:33:500:33:53

This is very ordinary stuff, this press moulded glass, isn't it?

0:33:530:33:56

It's quite collectable, a slightly more unusual colour.

0:33:560:34:00

Most of them appear in this marigold colour. This is green.

0:34:000:34:03

Condition's good. Interesting pattern.

0:34:030:34:06

I think you're being very polite. What's your estimate?

0:34:060:34:10

-Between £20 and £30.

-Claire's just paid £47 for these two.

0:34:100:34:14

And she rates them as her Bonus Buy.

0:34:140:34:16

This is going to be a very interesting auction, John. Thank you very much.

0:34:160:34:20

-This is exciting!

-It is.

-All these people crammed into this room to come and buy your lots!

0:34:280:34:33

-Hopefully.

-Maybe.

0:34:330:34:35

Anyway, first up is the dough bin.

0:34:350:34:37

-Here it comes.

-Lot number 60.

0:34:370:34:40

This pine dough bin.

0:34:400:34:42

£20, will you? At £20. Thank you. Straight in at 20.

0:34:420:34:46

In the room at 20. 22 on the internet.

0:34:460:34:49

At 22. 25. I've already taken £25 on my left.

0:34:490:34:52

It is with me at 25. At 25, at £25 on my left.

0:34:520:34:57

28. 30. At £30. Here at £30. 32.

0:34:570:35:02

35. At £35. Here at £35.

0:35:020:35:05

At 40, sir. Thank you. £42? At £40. 42?

0:35:050:35:08

At £42. Here at 42. £42 on my left.

0:35:080:35:12

I can't bear it!

0:35:120:35:14

-At £45 on the internet.

-Go on!

0:35:140:35:17

-Take another bid, if you want to.

-That's no money, is it?

-No.

0:35:170:35:22

Are you all done...?

0:35:220:35:24

Well, chaps. £45. You're £10 light.

0:35:240:35:27

Could have been a lot worse.

0:35:270:35:29

I'm feeling reassured. Let's go with the serving dish.

0:35:290:35:33

Silver-plated serving dish, this one here.

0:35:330:35:36

Nice condition. Still got its original liner inside.

0:35:360:35:40

Bit of interest in this. I'll start it here with me at £10.

0:35:400:35:44

-£10. 12. 15. 18. 20. 22.

-Can't bear it!

0:35:440:35:49

Yours at 22, sir. In the room at 22.

0:35:490:35:52

I've got you at 22, sir. Lady's bid, 25. Yours at 25.

0:35:520:35:56

-I can't bear this.

-Anybody else at 25? Looking for 28.

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At £25. I'm selling at £25, then...

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£25 is minus £10.

0:36:040:36:07

Is this a bit of a pattern developing here?

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How can that only be worth 25? Apparently, it is.

0:36:090:36:13

-Now, the Bakelite.

-Bakelite desk clip.

0:36:130:36:15

It's for a little notepad, if you've got one to put in there.

0:36:150:36:19

Bit of interest in this. I'll start it straight in with me at £10.

0:36:190:36:23

12. 15. At £18 with me. At 20 now, sir.

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-22. 25. 28. 30.

-Yes! Go on!

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-32. £32 at the back.

-Go on!

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Anybody else at £32? No? With you, sir.

0:36:340:36:37

-I'm selling at £32. All done?

-£32? That's marvellous!

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That is plus £14. I don't believe it.

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You had minus 20. You are now minus six.

0:36:430:36:46

-What are you going to do about the lemon squeezer?

-Let's go for it.

0:36:460:36:49

-Why not?

-Yeah.

-Nothing to lose.

-You've got NOTHING to lose.

0:36:490:36:53

Going with the Bonus Buy and here it comes.

0:36:530:36:56

Next lot, number 66, this unusual lemon squeezer.

0:36:560:36:59

Who's going to start me with this at £20 to start it? £20, will you?

0:36:590:37:04

At £20, will you? At 20.

0:37:040:37:06

-Will you start me at £20? Ten, then?

-Oh, dear.

0:37:060:37:09

Straight in at ten. 12, sir. 15.

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18. 20.

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At £20 here. 22. 25.

0:37:140:37:17

-28. 30. 32.

-Keep going.

0:37:170:37:21

£32 on my left. At 32. At £32. Anybody else? At 32.

0:37:210:37:25

35 on the internet.

0:37:250:37:27

38 now. £38 on the net. 40 now. £40 on the internet.

0:37:270:37:31

-They've woken up.

-Moving on at 42, then.

0:37:310:37:35

At £42, the internet. It's against you all. At £45 on the internet.

0:37:350:37:39

It's all running on the internet.

0:37:390:37:42

I'm selling at 45. All done at 45, then...?

0:37:420:37:44

Oh, no?

0:37:440:37:46

-This is a rare moment!

-That's rather sour, isn't it?

0:37:460:37:50

-This is a sour note!

-LAUGHTER

0:37:500:37:52

I hate a whiskey sour.

0:37:520:37:54

Anyway, minus £3 on that, which is minus £9 overall.

0:37:540:37:58

The way things are going today, kids, that could be a winning score.

0:37:580:38:03

-So don't say a word to the blues.

-We won't.

-Bad luck.

0:38:030:38:07

-Now, Gaynor, Mark, Clairy, how are you feeling, kids?

-Yeah.

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-All right?

-Yeah.

-Positive.

-Positive.

-Very optimistic.

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This is typical Rawle territory.

0:38:200:38:22

-You are a very optimistic woman.

-Glass half full, definitely.

0:38:220:38:25

First up is the Ruskin pot and here it comes.

0:38:250:38:29

Next lot, 82, Ruskin vase.

0:38:290:38:31

Souffle glaze, this one here. Good condition.

0:38:310:38:35

I'll start it straight in at £30...

0:38:350:38:38

-ALL LAUGH

-It's a start.

0:38:380:38:41

..With me at £30. 32. 35. 38. 40. 42. 45.

0:38:410:38:45

-At 45 here with me. At 50.

-Come on!

0:38:450:38:48

55. 60. 65.

0:38:480:38:51

70. Yours at £70.

0:38:520:38:54

75.

0:38:540:38:56

80. Yours at £80.

0:38:560:38:58

-Anybody else at £80?

-Come on!

0:38:580:39:01

All done at £80? Will you, any more? No?

0:39:010:39:04

-Minus £45.

-That's not too bad.

-It could have been so much worse.

0:39:050:39:09

Well done. Feeling better now, aren't you? OK.

0:39:090:39:13

Lot number 43, caddy spoon.

0:39:130:39:15

Lovely quality. Lovely gauge. I'm straight in at £15.

0:39:150:39:19

15?

0:39:190:39:21

At £15. 18. 20.

0:39:210:39:23

22. 25. At 28.

0:39:230:39:25

-Yours at 28.

-Ooh, it's worth more than that.

0:39:250:39:29

32, it's jumped on the internet. 35, sir. Thank you.

0:39:290:39:32

At 35 at the back. £35 at the back.

0:39:320:39:34

38. At £38 here. Are you bidding?

0:39:340:39:38

-£40, I'll take. Yours at the back.

-No money.

0:39:380:39:42

At £40. 42. No? £42.

0:39:420:39:45

-You've wiped your face.

-£42 on the internet.

0:39:450:39:48

And selling at £42. All done...?

0:39:480:39:50

-Ah, that's all right.

-Wiped its face. Still minus 45.

0:39:510:39:54

Now, let's go with the Jag.

0:39:540:39:57

Lot 85. My second Jaguar today. LAUGHTER

0:39:570:40:00

Slightly smaller. In its original box.

0:40:000:40:03

Who'll start me at £10? At £10 for it, will you?

0:40:030:40:06

At ten. At £10 we'll start it.

0:40:060:40:08

At £5? Got you straight in at five, sir. Will you bid six, sir? Six.

0:40:080:40:13

-Six?

-Seven. Eight.

0:40:130:40:15

Nine, thank you. Ten. 12.

0:40:150:40:17

At £12. Seated at 12. In front of me at 12.

0:40:170:40:20

-Selling at 12.

-£12?!

0:40:200:40:23

Are you all done at £12...?

0:40:230:40:26

-That's minus 28!

-It's criminal!

0:40:260:40:29

45. 65.

0:40:290:40:31

65. Minus 73 smacks.

0:40:310:40:35

-What are we going to do about the Bonus Buy?

-Yeah.

-Definitely going with it.

0:40:350:40:40

-You're going with it?

-Definitely.

-Very good.

0:40:400:40:42

-Now that you've decided to do that, I can tell you that the auctioneer's estimate is £20 to £30.

-OK!

0:40:420:40:48

-This is exciting.

-Lot number 88. Two items of glass.

0:40:480:40:52

Carnival glass dish. Calling Mr Headfield.

0:40:520:40:56

Going in at £10 on commission.

0:40:560:40:58

-It's a start.

-Anybody else? At ten.

0:40:580:41:01

12. 15. At £18. I'm now out. Yours at £18, sir.

0:41:010:41:04

In front at £18. Against you all at £18...

0:41:040:41:08

I don't like the look of this, Clairy.

0:41:080:41:10

-Oh!

-£18 is two off 20, which was already minus 27.

0:41:100:41:14

-That is minus £29.

-Oh, dear.

0:41:140:41:17

CLAIRE LAUGHS

0:41:170:41:19

Overall, that is minus £102 down the old proverbial.

0:41:190:41:23

-Don't say a word to the reds.

-We won't. We WON'T!

-All will be revealed in a moment.

0:41:230:41:28

-Well, teams, hasn't this been fun?

-Great fun.

0:41:340:41:37

-Been chatting about the scores?

-No.

-Not at all?

0:41:370:41:39

It's a ceaseless source of wonder to me how two teams shopping in the same place

0:41:390:41:45

can finish up in such different places when it comes to the score.

0:41:450:41:50

I mean, nobody's going home with profit today. That is a fact.

0:41:500:41:54

But the gap between the two teams is nigh on £100 of losses.

0:41:540:42:00

Which is amazing. And the team that's managed to make over £100 of losses... Ha!

0:42:000:42:04

-..are the blues.

-MARK LAUGHS

0:42:040:42:07

-It's not a pretty scoring process.

-No. It's a bad day.

0:42:070:42:10

Exactly! We've loved having you on the show. I'm really sorry it hasn't worked out better.

0:42:100:42:15

Another day, another place, it could have been completely the other way.

0:42:150:42:19

-Yes.

-You've been great fun. Thank you, Claire.

0:42:190:42:22

Meanwhile, the victors, who've managed to win by only losing £9...

0:42:220:42:26

-LAUGHTER

-..are the lovely reds.

0:42:260:42:29

-You did get a very nice profit out of your piece of Bakelite.

-Yes.

0:42:290:42:33

Which was the only profit generated anywhere today, so you should be well proud.

0:42:330:42:38

-Have you had a nice time?

-We have. Yes.

-Thank you for joining us.

0:42:380:42:41

-Been all right for you, Kate?

-Yeah. Great.

-Thank you, Paul.

0:42:410:42:44

We've had such fun. Join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?

0:42:440:42:48

YES!

0:42:480:42:50

I know you're sat there thinking,

0:42:520:42:55

"I could have done better than that!"

0:42:550:42:57

Well, what's stopping you?

0:42:570:42:59

If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our BBC website and apply.

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It'll be splendid to see you!

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