Anglesey 17 Bargain Hunt

Today, we've come to the largest island in Wales

where we've herded up two teams who are literally chomping at the bit

and gagging to get out there at all those bargains.

Anglesey, are you ready? Let's go bargain hunting! Yeah!

'On today's show, let's meet the teams.'

So our bargain hunters today are,

for the Reds, father and daughter team, Bob and Debs,

and for the Blues, mother and daughter team, Edna and Lisa.

-Hello, everyone.

-ALL: Hello!

-Hello, lovely to see you.

Now, Bob, you're retired now,

but what did you get up to when you were in the old gainful?

Er, right, I was in the Merseyside Police until 2006

-and I retired as an inspector.

-Did you?

And I was responsible in my latter years for the command and control

of spontaneous, major, serious and critical incidents.

And you've survived, more to the point,

-and are enjoying a well-earned retirement, I hope.

-I am indeed.

Yeah, I bet you are.

-Now, Debs, it says here that you're a bit crafty. Is that right?

-Yes.

Or at least a craft-er.

Yes, I do lots of different things, turn me hand to anything,

cross-stitching, making me own cards, baking cakes.

You're also drawn towards things a bit ghoulish?

Yeah, I love anything sort of apocalyptic, world-ending,

planning the survival of the human race, you know.

SHE LAUGHS

Anyway, everybody has their bit of fun, I suppose.

OK, well, moving on.

-Edna, you describe life as a great adventure.

-Oh, yes, it is.

I started off as a confectioner,

then I went catering,

and then I went into the "wet side", as I like to call it,

which is the publican side.

Then I joined the military as a NAAFI manageress.

Now, Lisa, you're a fitness fanatic?

Yes, I am, yes, I do like my fitness,

-I must admit.

-Which is your favourite bit of the fitness?

I really enjoy my triathlons,

because it's the three different disciplines, so altogether...

I enjoy swimming, I enjoy cycling and I enjoy running,

but altogether I just enjoy the whole variety of it.

-The whole package?

-Yes, I do.

-Brilliant, very nice.

Now, there's your £300. £300 apiece.

You know the rules, your experts await, and off you go!

And, gosh, what lovely teams today.

So who are our experts?

Well, hoping to whip the Reds into action, it's Christina Trevanion.

And harping on about antiques for the Blues, we have Paul Laidlaw.

We're going to have fun today, teams. Get shopping!

This inkwell that caught your eye - I think it's a lovely thing.

If you feel the weight of it, you can tell it's a quality piece.

What's really nice about it is that I've just spotted,

we've actually got a registration lozenge here which will be

able to tell us exactly the date when it was produced.

-Can I feel the weight of it?

-Of course you can.

-Oh, that is heavy, isn't it?

-It is heavy.

I think 145 is a lot of money for it.

If that came into my auction house, I'd be looking at maybe £60-£100.

Having said that, it's a nice thing,

and nice quality things are selling well.

-I love the fact that it's still got its liner.

-Yep.

If it didn't have that, not so popular.

-Let's ask the man.

-Let's ask him, see what he says.

-Will we say 60-80?

Because it's silver plate...

You'd have to get it down by half, though.

-Hello!

-Hello.

-How are you, are you well?

I'm well, thank you.

What's your absolute death on this? You've got 140 on it.

-£80.

-You couldn't do £60?

-Couldn't do 60.

-Could we meet somewhere in the middle?

-75 is my rock, rock bottom.

I think for £75 we should buy it

and then run!

CHRISTINA LAUGHS Yes, before he changes his mind.

I think you're right, Bob. That poor man. But one down.

Ah-ha! What's Lisa spied here?

-Ah, what's that?

-Oh, gosh.

A spy camera.

Could we have a little look at that, please? I do like that.

What do you think, Paul? I do like that.

It's a cool thing, I'm no authority. Good cameras will always sell.

It's boys and their toys, it's instrumentation, it's gadgets.

-Ah.

-What do you think, Mum?

-Yes.

-PAUL:

-And none of your 10 megapixel here.

That's on to roll film, you know, it's an amazing piece of technology.

-68. Could you be kind?

-50.

-Could you possibly squeeze, please?

-MAN:

-OK, 48.

-PAUL:

-Oh, I thought you were going to say 40!

-No, no.

-What about 45?

-What about 45?

-PAUL:

-They're going in for the kill.

-MAN:

-45, go on, then.

Ah, deal! Lovely, thank you so much, that's so kind. Thank you.

Lovely, thank you very much.

Good spot there, Lisa. Or should I say Miss Moneypenny?

Now, is anything shaking up those Reds?

Anything in here that really makes you go,

"Wow, I want to have a look at that?"

-There's some Tiffany in there as well.

-Oh, yeah, good spot!

We'll have a quick little squizz.

So we've got a nice mark on there, Tiffany & Co, 1837.

925, which shows it's a 925 standard of silver.

Do you want to try it on, see what it looks like?

It is quite modern, you know, it's not an antique.

What's your thoughts?

So perfect, in the original box,

-Tiffany & Co. How old?

-1997.

I don't think somebody's going to buy that to stick in a box

-and put it away. I think they're going to buy it to wear it.

-Yeah.

And on that basis, I think we should give it a go.

Do you want to...? (Offer her 50, she likes you.)

-She likes who?

-(You.)

-Me?!

-(Yeah.)

-Who doesn't?

-(Go on, go on).

-(Why's it always me?)

-Excuse me?

-I'm looking for the box, can't find it.

Is that the absolute death on that?

I said 60, didn't I? 55 and that's the absolute death.

-Then at £55, I'll take it off your hands.

-OK, go on, then.

THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

Great job, Bob. This is all going rather swimmingly for you,

and the Blues are hoping to ring up their second purchase too.

What on earth is that? Is that just an ornament?

-That's a pocket watch stand.

-Really?

-Yes.

-I think it's missing a little hook. See that little hole there?

-Oh, yes!

Just a tiny little hook, and you hook the bow of your pocket watch

over that, stick it beside your bed. It's great, isn't it?

-That's interesting.

-I think it's great.

It's Staffordshire earthenware. 1860?

I just think it's another quirky thing.

I was going to just dismiss that, but it's OK.

-People are going to ask about it as well, aren't they?

-Yeah!

Like I did, "What is it?"

What is it worth? £20-£40.

So, it's no' a lot.

-It's on the money, it's very fairly priced.

-Yeah, yeah.

-We're quite liking this. MAN:

-That's nice, OK.

Yes, drawn our attention. Now, we say, 35,

what is your best price, what could you do it for?

£28 is the best on that.

You couldn't go to 24?

25 sounds a bit better.

See, I'm a bit funny, I don't like odd numbers,

I only like evens, so how about 22? PAUL AND EDNA LAUGH

-PAUL:

-You can't go backwards - that's a breach of etiquette.

-I'm going to be judge here.

-24.

-24's fantastic.

-Brilliant.

-OK, yes, that's lovely.

-Well done, folks.

Don't like odd numbers, eh? I've heard it all now.

But well done, Blues, that's your second item in the old bag.

Now, what's caught Christina's eye?

What do you think of that?

Arts and Crafts, brass, obviously, mirror there.

But it's really quite nice. What do you think?

-It's absolutely awful.

-It's horrible.

Don't hold back now, Bob.

Another no for the Reds,

but Edna has found a novelty letter-opener.

-A lady's shoe.

-Do you know, it is Tunbridge ware inlaid.

I've heard of that word.

And Tunbridge ware can be adequately described as micro-mosaic,

where the tessarae,

the little elements that make up the pattern, are little pieces of wood.

Date-wise, it's going to be third quarter of the 19th century,

-1850-1870, let's say.

-Right, OK.

And it's all inlaid on a burr veneer.

-And it's modelled as a slipper!

-It's lovely, isn't it?

It's worth £15-£25, being cautious.

It's worth £15-£25 under the hammer and it's priced at £33.

If we could get it at the right price,

would you still be interested?

-Don't know.

-No.

-I don't know.

Unless you're a collector of letter-openers, or...

It's one for the Tunbridge collector.

-Yeah, let's think about it.

-OK, we know where it is.

-Exactly.

Yep, it's a thinker. But your time is running out.

How will this advertising sign go down?

Bear Brand Stockings.

-It's awful.

-It's mad.

-Is it free?

CHRISTINA LAUGHS

I just think it's a bit of fun, you wanted quirky.

OK, I grant you it's not a zombie, it's not apocalyptic.

It's scarier than a zombie.

I think they want to fire you.

Now, three minutes to go, and it's crunch time for the Blues.

Only thing that was an option, but we rejected, was...?

The letter-opener, yes.

And I think you might get it for £15, which is my low estimate.

-That would be good.

-Yes.

That would be good, cos I feel we would get something on that, yeah.

-Are you telling me to do it?

-Yes, please, Paul.

-If we can get it for...?

-£15.

-It's a sale.

-It's a sale, done.

-Give me a minute.

-OK.

Fingers crossed, then, Blues.

And the pressure is on for the Reds too.

-What about this little chappy on here? Tinplate toy.

-Strange.

This is rather sweet, this is a little wind-up,

clockwork little sparrow on there.

BOWL RATTLES

-That is so cute.

-What do you think?

-Yep.

Do you like him?

I think that that's marvellous.

I think he's just a bit of fun, isn't he?

What's he got on him? 12 quid. I think it's probably Japanese.

There is a little mark on there that I don't know. I really don't think

it's got a huge amount of age to it, but I'd be happy at £5 or £10.

I don't think you can go wrong on that.

-Right, Dad?

-Yes.

-Go and do your worst/best, OK?

-I knew you were going to ask me this.

-Go on, you're brilliant at it.

But I'm terrible at it, I'm upsetting everybody in the hall.

-I'm going to have to run now!

-Go on, you can do it, go on.

-OK, OK, OK.

-Make it happen.

-Yeah!

-It's marvellous, and we really like it.

-Good.

-How much could we have that for, please?

I can do it for £5 for you.

I think, at £5, I'm going to shake your hand on it.

Thank you very much.

-Hopefully you'll do well.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

What did we get it for? £5. Oh, put it here, give me five!

-Whoo! Well done.

-I'm not doing that again!

You don't need to - that's the last one!

Well done, Reds, that's your third item bought,

and Paul has some news for the Blues.

Right, we've got about a minute to go,

and she won't give us it for £15. What are we going to do?

-Will you come...?

-Just kidding!

-Oh, you're a teaser!

-Well done, Paul, love it!

-£15, how badly wrong can it go?

-Excellent!

-Brilliant!

So, time's up, teams. Crikey, that was close.

Now, let's remind ourselves what the Red team bought, eh?

They paid £75 for the silver-plated reticulated inkwell.

£55 was spent on the solid silver Tiffany cuff bracelet.

And they paid £5 for the tin-plated enamel mechanical bird.

Are they twits?

You've enjoyed your hour with Christina, have you?

It's been an absolute nightmare!

THEY LAUGH

-She's trouble. From the start!

-I know.

But you bought some nice items, though, didn't you?

-We did brilliantly, she was great.

-How much did you spend?

Er, 135.

£135. I would like £165, please.

Thank you. You're a policeman.

I have no need to count it. I just hand it straight over

to the chairman. What are you going to do with that lot?

I think we are going to try and go with...

Everything we've bought is a little bit small and quite petite,

-so I'm going to go big.

-Are you?

-Yep.

-Good luck, Christina. Meanwhile, we're going to check out

what the Blue team bought.

They hunted out the mechanical spy camera for £45.

They paid £24 for the 19th-century Staffordshire pottery

pocket-watch holder, as you do.

And, finally, they bought the 19th-century, wooden,

shoe-shaped letter-opener for £15.

-Edna, Lisa, was that good?

-Excellent.

-Really, really good.

What was the best bit about the shopping for you?

-Being with Paul Laidlaw?

-The whole time, we laughed, which was lovely.

-And how much did you spend?

-Not a lot. £80...?

-£84.

-Is that all?!

-Yes.

-We drive hard bargains.

-We did, we knocked them down a lot!

-That would be 216, I think. 216. Who's got the 216?

-I have.

-I have it safe.

-Thank you very much. 216. Paul.

-Thank you, Tim.

Good fun with our girls?

Ah, it was one of the best. We had a... It was a laugh.

You couldn't have scripted it.

Anyway, good luck in finding your bonus buy.

We've travelled to Frank Marshall's Salerooms in Knutsford

for today's auction to meet auctioneer Nick Hall.

-How lovely it is to be here, Nick.

-Good to see you, Tim. Welcome.

Thank you for having us. Now, we've got rather a pleasant mixture

-of goods out of our teams today.

-Yeah.

For the Reds, kicking on, is this inkwell,

in the medieval style, with a lozenge mark.

-Yep.

-Rather nice, isn't it?

-It's not bad at all, that sort of

medieval-revival era, late Victorian. Good condition, as well.

-OK, how much?

-50-80 on that.

Is that all? £75 paid.

-Yeah.

-Might take off.

-If it makes the top end of the estimate,

-they're in profit.

-Next, solid silver, with loads of potential.

It's got the name, it's solid silver, the original packaging and box.

-It's just a nice, complete, saleable lot.

-How much?

I like that. £60-£100.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-£55, they paid.

-That was a good buy.

-And for a bit of fun, the tin-plate tit.

-Yeah.

It's a good, fun little object.

And the clockwork mechanism is in working order. The key is present.

-All good bonus things.

-Excellent. How much?

We've gone a rockin' robin £10-£20.

-Have you really? That's perfect. £5 paid.

-Brilliant.

Very good. This team are going to be home and dry, I reckon.

They don't need their bonus buy, for a change, but let's look at it.

So, team, you spent £135. You gave the girl £165.

-Yeah!

-She's known to be a spendthrift of the worst variety.

-Reveal all, Christina.

-Ready?

-Over to you.

-I have to confess,

I bought this

because it rather reminded me of somebody!

Right...

-Yes, it does a little.

-THEY LAUGH

-What is that?

-With love, of course. He's a very collectible little toad.

People love toads -

they're a symbol of good luck - and I spent all of £5 on him.

-What do you think?

-It's ugly, but if it makes money,

that's all that matters.

-I think it's absolutely horrible.

-It is.

-You're right there, Bob.

It doesn't matter what YOU think of it - it's what collectors think

of it, and there are collectors for toads and frogs and...

How much do you think this will make?

-I think he's lovely. I think he's got to be 20-30 quid.

-Why do you think it reminds...?

-I can't think(!)

-LAUGHTER

OK, now, for the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer

thinks about Christina's little toad. Ribbit!

Right, then, Nick, I'll just let this thing hop over.

-OK.

-Nice and knobbly, isn't it?

-What can we say?

-I think it's just charming.

-It's a bit of novelty pottery.

There is an obscured mark underneath it, and we can make out the word

-"Pottery", so it's a UK piece.

-Yes.

-It's the factory name that's just

completely worn away.

We can't make out which factory it was.

OK, so how much, then?

-We've put 20-30 on him.

-That is a leap of faith, because Christina

only paid a £5 note.

-And it's a bonus buy.

-She'll be hopping up and down

-at the back of the sale, hopefully.

-Hopefully. Right, that's it

for the Reds. Now for the Blues. We kick off with the spy camera.

-That's quite a cool thing.

-Isn't it?

I don't know how the market perceives these cameras these days,

but generally speaking, mechanical cameras are on the up and up?

Yeah, we've noticed that. We've had some very good results of late,

with the rare and collectable end of the market.

This is an unusual one. I've not seen this one before.

-We think it's quite a good thing.

-Mm. So, estimate-wise?

Well, we've gone for a spy-tastic 60-100 on this.

You've done really well. £45 is all they paid.

-Not a bad buy.

-Next, is the Staffordshire model of a castle,

as a watch case. I'm not so keen on that. Are you?

Not very, no. This is the end of the market that has just died a death.

These plainer Staffordshire pieces, we really struggle.

In fact, we normally sell these in quite large groups of lots now.

-OK, how much?

-£10-£15.

-OK, £24 paid.

-Hmm.

Be interesting to see what happens with that. Then we have got this

-so-called Tunbridge ware.

-Yes.

-Tunbridge Wells, then, or not?

Well, anything generically with these little micro-cuts of timber in

always get called Tunbridge ware, but I'm pretty sure, actually,

it's more Tuscan than Tunbridge. It's a little bit of Italian ware.

-Probably Sorrento.

-Yeah.

-But it's a perfectly nice thing. How much?

It's decorative. £15-£25.

-OK, £15 paid.

-OK. Good.

-But because we think

the camera's going to do so jolly well, they're not going to need

their bonus buy, but let's look at it.

Girls, you only spent £84. I can't believe it.

Good bargaining, Tim. Good bargainers.

You certainly are. £216 went to your man. Paul, what did you spend it on?

Well, you bought a Staffordshire watch stand.

-Yes, we did.

-You needed a watch, didn't you?

-Oh!

PAUL LAUGHS Excellent.

I think it is very good. Excellent, as well. Now, this is,

let me tell you, this is the technicalities.

This is a pair-cased verge watch.

Pair-cased, because it has a pair of cases.

-Oh!

-OK? And verge refers to the movement.

-That's what it is.

-OK. All right, so how many pennies did you spend

-on that lovely watch?

-A lot.

-Go on, then.

£135.

THEY SHRIEK

Look what you've done, Paul!

-Don't need a chair, love, do you?

-I'm all right!

Some of these big shocks can be big, can't they?

This is worth, in my opinion, £120-£180.

-Really?

-That's the price for any respectable

pair-cased verge in a silver case.

-OK.

-And I think we should be OK with that.

Anyway, you don't actually have

to decide right now. You can choose after the sale of your three items,

but let's find out from the auctioneer what he thinks about

Paul's pair-cased watch.

-OK, Nick, so solid silver, yes?

-It is. It is nicely hallmarked at Chester,

so it is local.

It's in nice condition, as well, and it's got quite a nice little

movement in there. It's got this lovely pierced cock plate on the top.

Fusee movement. We've got the maker's name on there, which,

of course, is from the Lake District,

although it could well have been made in or around the Lancashire area.

But the whole thing has got a nice north-west gel about it,

so it's being sold in the right place.

And in, overall, pretty good, usable, wearable condition.

What is your best estimate, then?

Well, we've gone £60-£100, but I think it could make over the 100.

Well, it needs to, cos he's paid £135 and he obviously rates it.

-Yeah.

-But, anyway, we'll see. That's the excitement of the auction.

-Absolutely.

-Absolutely.

-What we have is some excitement.

-Just a little bit!

Now, first up is the high-risk strategy,

which is your lovely inkwell. Here it comes.

The silver-plated inkwell.

Smart-looking lot, this.

Who's got a desk to sit this on?

£80 for it. 60? 50?

50. Come on. Good quality. Late Victorian,

silver-plated Gothic revival. 40, get the bids in, at 40.

At £40, thank you, sir.

40, I am bid, seated. At 40.

-Cheap.

-That's so cheap.

-Where is the 5? Anywhere else?

Nothing online? It's £40 in the room. At £40. Going once, twice...

-£40, only.

-£40 is minus £35.

Oh, darling, this is just rotten.

Lot number 119.

Another great name here, Tiffany & Co. A .925 silver

cuff bracelet. What's it worth?

£80? £60? £50, come on.

Who'll start me off at £50? Surely? Thank you, sir,

-50, I am bid. At 50. Any advance on 50?

-Come on. One more, one more.

-At £50. 5, online. Still in?

-I'm going to cry!

-He's back, he's back.

At 60, now. Any advance on 60? The bid's in the room, on my left,

at 60. And 5.

-It's creeping up, it's creeping up.

-£70. Look at the quality. It's £70.

70, and selling. All sure and done?

-Yes!

-£70. Well done, Debs. I'm so pleased, darling. That's plus £15.

Isn't that brilliant?

Anyway, there we are. You are currently minus 20, OK?

Now, here comes the old bird.

Tin-plate mechanical bird.

Nicely enamelled and it's got the original key with it,

which is important. Come on, £20? £15? £10? Thank you.

10, I am bid, on my right.

Any advance on 10? And the clockwork works.

At 15. 20. 5. 30.

35. 40. 45. 45, on my right.

At 45. Anyone else? All sure?

£45, and selling.

-£45.

-Brilliant!

-That is ridiculous! £45. Plus 40. That's plus 40 -

that's plus 40 - which means,

overall, you are plus 20. That is really good.

-Are you going with the toad?

-We're going to go with it.

-Are you sure?

-Definitely.

-Are you sure?

-Yes.

-Clearly, animals are very popular.

-And cheap! Cheap animals!

Cheap, did you say?!

Lot 124, is the mid 20th-century, green-glazed model of a toad.

Where are we going to go? What's it worth? £30?

-25? 20, for it.

-Come on.

-£20, only. It's not dear. Come on.

-It's not "dear" - it's a frog.

Who's in at £20? £15? 10?

Thank you, madam. 10, I am bid. Any advance on 10?

Come on, let's get some hands up. At £10. Internet's gone quiet.

-Oh!

-With you, madam, at £10.

I'm waiting for someone else to come in!

15. They are! Thank you.

£15. You're out?

It's £15, on my right.

£15m online, 15, I sell.

Well done, Christina. £15 is plus £10, which means you are

such good winners, which means you are plus £30.

-Oh, brilliant.

-Yes!

-Now, listen, that could be a winning score, yes?

-You never know, you never know.

-It could be a winning score.

-Should be a winning score?

-Yes.

-Don't say a word to the Blues.

Are you nervous about anything? Lisa, are you nervous?

-Um...I'm nervous about the pocket watch holder.

-Are you?

That Staffordshire...lump?

-Yes. I am, yes.

-The trouble is it is such a fashion thing,

isn't it? You only paid £24. It's not high-risk.

So, first up is the Minox camera, and here it comes.

Lot 140 is an 1950s, '60s submarine spy camera,

complete with a leather cover. £60?

50? 40. Come on, surely?

£40. Nice little spy camera, this, at £40.

30? At £30. How low are we going to go? Come on.

30, online. Thank you. 30, I am bid. At £30, The bid's online at 30.

At £30. I will sell, make no mistake. At £30, all sure?

Last chance. £30, it's going.

I'm sorry about that, girls.

Minus £15, then.

Don't take a photograph of that, I tell you.

Now, here comes the Staffs.

Nice bit of Staffordshire pottery. What's it worth now? 25? £20?

20, surely? 15?

£10 for it. Thank you, madam. 10, I am bid. At £10,

for the Victorian Staffordshire pottery. £10.

10 is the bid. On my left, at £10. 15, online.

She shakes her head! It's online, at £15. Anybody else fancy a go?

At £15, online and selling...

-£15, then, is minus

-£9. Ooh!

-Which means, you are minus £24.

The late 19th-century Tunbridge ware...olive wood lady's shoe.

-Smart little thing, this.

-This could be interesting.

Hopefully.

I've got a number of commission bids on this lot, you'll be pleased

to know. I'm going straight in here at £60.

-Ooh!

-At £60, I'm bid. At £60. They're doing cartwheels!

60, I am bid. 5, I've got. And 70. And 5. 80. 5.

-90.

-5. You're joking.

-100. 110. 110, now.

Steady!

£110. Any more? Try another? It's 110 against you. At £110,

all sure? All done? 110, I have. Internet's out.

At 110 and selling...

£110! Where did that come from?! £110!

That means you are

plus £95!

You were minus 24 before, which means, you are plus £71.

What are you going to do about this pocket watch, then?

I think we should go for it, cos it is beautiful and it works.

-What are you going to do?

-My heart's telling me not.

-Is it?

-Do you want to go with your heart?

-Yes.

-You do.

-Go with the heart.

-Which means no?

-Yes.

-On the other hand, you do quite fancy it?

-I do. Yes.

-So, what's it going to be, yes or no? Quick!

-It's coming up! Need a decision.

-Yes, go on.

-You're going with it.

You're going with the bonus buy.

Lot 146, the early 19th-century pair-cased pocket watch.

Gosh! What have I done?!

Nice thing, this. A very specific north-west collector's piece.

I have commission interest and come straight in now at 70, 80, 90,

100. 110, I start, now. £110. 110, I'm bid. At 110.

Any advance on 110? 120, 130.

130, here. 130 bid. Internet's gone quiet.

It's back on commissions now.

Anything in the room? All done? £130, I sell...

Oh, bad luck. £130. Gosh, that was exciting, wasn't it?

That is minus £5, but it's nothing,

cos you are still plus 66.

-Thank you.

-Where did that money come from for..?

-I knew it would do well! Brilliant!

-So fantastic.

The excitement. Dear, oh, dear. Now, don't say a word to the Reds.

Shut up, all round. Look miserable.

-I'll try!

-Yeah. Difficult for you, though, isn't it?

No wonder they call you Dame Edna!

Well, isn't this smashing? We have two teams with substantial winnings.

-Oh!

-Isn't that nice? It's just a question of scale.

The runners-up today, by a fair margin,

are the Reds.

ALL: Aw!

BUT you are going home with £30, which is better than a kick

in the seat of the pants.

Overall, it is a thoroughly respectable result, is £30.

Are you happy with that?

Well done.

But it was not good enough to beat the Blues, who go home with £66.

THEY CHEER

They were going home with absolutely nothing, until a small shoe appeared

on the horizon and made £110, right? Out of nowhere, how did that happen?

-Yes, it was marvellous.

-It was marvellous, and I think

you're the heroine of the piece, truffling it out to start off with.

-Excellent.

-Did you enjoy it?

-Thoroughly brilliant.

It was a thrill, wasn't it? A real surprise, that.

-Excellent.

-Goodness gracious me.

Join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?

ALL: Yes!