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Welcome to Leominster,

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where black and white buildings point to its historic past.

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But, as you know, it's all about the Reds and Blues on this show

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and whether, eventually, they strike gold.

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So, let's go Bargain Hunting, yeah!

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On Bargain Hunt, there's no grey area when it comes to the rules

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cos each team gets £300

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and an hour to shop for their three objects,

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before they sell them at auction.

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But will those purchases leave them tickled pink

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or will they simply be seeing Red? Let's find out.

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Let's see what's coming up.

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The Reds get very demanding.

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-Good handshake.

-Are you sure, sir?

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The Blues go on an obstacle course.

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Oh, my goodness!

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Oh, gosh, you can move it when you get going, David!

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And at the auction, the Reds go with the flow...

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..and the Blues feel the pressure.

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But before all that, let's meet our bargain hunters.

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Well, we've got some top teams on the show today.

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For the Reds, we have cheeky chappies Roger and Roy.

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And for the Blues, we have Mr and Mrs, that is Chris and David.

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-Hello, everyone.

-Hello!

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Lovely to see you.

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Now, Roy, you were an accountant by your profession, but you found

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you couldn't resist the lure of the flora, is that right?

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-I decided to open a garden centre.

-Did you?

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-Which I ran for 20 years.

-And do you do a lot of gardening today?

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-Yes, I've got an allotment in the top of the town.

-Yeah.

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-And I grow most of my own vegetables.

-Oh, lovely. Great fun.

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And when you're not in the garden, you like to get on the water a bit?

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Yes, I share a canal boat with my son.

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And it's fantastic travelling at 4mph along the canal,

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and stopping off at the odd hostelry.

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-Yes, there's a lot of that tying up outside a pub.

-Yes.

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And after a week on the boat, when you get back on the road,

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-travelling at 70mph is quite frightening.

-Too quick.

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Yes, exactly.

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And have you been all over Britain by canal?

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Yes, I've been down to London on the Grand Union

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and I've been over the Pennines on the Leeds and Liverpool Canal.

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No, good fun.

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Now, Roger, it says here that you have been a successful shopkeeper

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and a photographer.

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-Yes, over 500 weddings.

-Oh, really?

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You were an official photographer?

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-Oh, yeah, yeah, professional.

-Oh, good.

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-Is it nice doing all those weddings?

-I enjoyed it, yes.

-Yes.

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All the lovely girls and the handsome men?

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Yes, but they weren't my girls, is the trouble.

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Yeah, that is the point, isn't it?

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Now, when it comes to shopping today, who's going to be in charge of the finances? You, Roy, I guess?

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-I will.

-The accountant will step to the fore.

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-Does that mean you are fairly taut on the money?

-Very tight. Very tight.

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Well, I wanted you to say that, not me.

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-Anyway, good luck, chaps.

-Thank you.

-Lovely to talk to you.

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Now, David, it says here that you are a pharmacist by trade

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and then you had a higher calling.

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Well, after all that time looking after people's bodies,

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I decided it might be time to look after their souls.

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-What was it like being ordained later in life?

-It was quite awesome.

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One of the great things was a coach load of parishioners came

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to Portsmouth Cathedral and it was quite humbling to see a coach load

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of people coming to follow you. I felt like a shepherd.

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Yes. Well, you've got your flock.

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And what particular flock do you look after now?

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It's the Roman Catholic flock in Minehead,

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a little village called Watchet,

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and an even smaller village called Dulverton down in Exmoor.

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Oh, lovely. It says here that you are a bit of a petrol-head.

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Absolutely. Yes. And it always has been. It's been in my blood.

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-What sort of motor cars do you own?

-We've got a 1965 Sunbeam Rapier.

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-And do you go off on rallies and things?

-We do.

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And I've got a brilliant navigator stood beside me. Fearless, she is.

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-And how long have you been navigating for David, then?

-Oh, gosh.

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-'93 was your first one.

-'93 was my first one.

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That was your first rally, but you've been married for how long?

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45 years. I can remember that.

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I made you think there for a second though, didn't I?

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Well, that's brilliant. So what did you do in your working career, Chris?

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I started off as a dental nurse when I left school,

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then I worked as a GPO telephonist.

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And did you sit there with a cigarette in your mouth,

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with all those wires, putting them into sockets?

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-Yes, and I loved it.

-That's good.

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Because this is the moment now to have your "do-re-mi", £300 apiece.

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I hope that strikes the right note.

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You know the rules, your experts await, and off you go!

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And very, very good luck!

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These teams are FAB and so are today's experts.

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Weighing in for the Reds, it's Charles Hanson.

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And in the Blue corner, it's Caroline Hawley. Oh, yes.

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Real bargain stuff. Buy for a pound, sell for 90.

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-I'm looking for a map or a globe.

-Right.

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-We intend to leave you with quite a lot of money.

-Oh, really?

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And we intend to spend no more than £50 on any item.

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-Something with strings on would be good.

-So, guitar, violin?

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-Lute, maybe.

-Excellent.

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Right, teams, the sands of your time start now.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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-We better start shopping.

-Let's go!

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Follow me. Come on.

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Hang on. Hey, look, this looks like a good shop. Antique Market.

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Let's go in. Lead the way, David.

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I can see you're excited, David, and so is Mr Hanson.

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And the clock starts ticking.

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These places are like Aladdin's cave.

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Oh, oh.

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-Shall we go through this stall?

-Yeah, wherever you like, yes.

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My only wish is that your items make money.

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Have a look. Whatever takes your fancy.

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Roy, what pattern is that, do you think?

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I have no idea.

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No, well, thanks for coming.

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THEY LAUGH

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Hey, not everyone is as knowledgeable as you, Carlos.

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Meanwhile, the Blues have struck lucky in the first five minutes.

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I've spotted a globe.

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-You've spotted a globe? Already?

-Oh, I say.

-It's a bit small.

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A miniature globe. £10.

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-Do you want to look at it?

-I wouldn't mind.

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Right, we shall ask the gentleman in charge.

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Do you want me to go and get him?

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-Oh, please.

-Thank you, thank you.

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Oh, look at the lute above.

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Gosh, two things on your wish list in the same cabinet.

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And while we wait for Caroline to come back with the shopkeeper,

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what have the Reds found?

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A smaller stool than that my gran used to sit on to milk the cow.

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-Really?

-Yeah, on the farm.

-She didn't!

-Do you fancy buying it?

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-No, that one's too tall. It's not a milking stool.

-It's not, no.

-Is it not?

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-No, it's not low enough.

-See, to me, that's a milking stool.

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-You have to get right down to get to the teats of the cow.

-Really? Well, I could still do that.

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-You'd get a bad back then!

-THEY LAUGH

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Come on, Reds. Get a mo-o-ove on.

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Back with the Blues and Caroline has returned with Gavin, the shopkeeper,

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so that they can have a look at the globe and lute.

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Or is it a mandolin?

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Well, I can't believe it. You've found a lute above a globe.

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-Yes. We don't actually need to look any further, yeah.

-What a coincidence.

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-Shall we look at the globe as well?

-Yeah.

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-Do you want me to hold the mandolin?

-Thank you.

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It has actually got the globe and the base.

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-I don't think that's part of it.

-Turn it over.

-£34.

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-Oh, right.

-So you just get the globe.

-Oh, right.

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-No, not impressed.

-You're not impressed. Right, OK. Well, put the globe back.

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-We will put that back.

-But what about this?

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-Will this fulfil David's string need?

-It would do, actually.

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Now, it's been made in Napoli.

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-Can you see inside?

-I can, I can.

-That's lovely quality.

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-In Napoli.

-That's lovely. Oh, you speak Italian, David.

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I'm very impressed.

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Let's hope you're fluent in haggling.

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The only thing I don't like is the price on this at the moment.

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Oh, how much is that? 120.

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Maybe Gavin the shopkeeper could negotiate with the seller.

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-Gavin!

-Yes?

-We like it, but we're not too happy about the 120 price.

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-I'll ring Nigel and see what he says.

-Yeah, as low as you possibly could go, Gavin.

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Our teams have had 15 minutes in Leominster's emporiums,

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but we're still waiting for a purchase.

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-Can see a very nice...

-That's a nice vase.

-Yes, yes.

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-There you go, Roy. Have a handle on it.

-Thank you.

-Come round here, Roger.

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What is the price? That's the important thing.

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Straight to the point, eh, Rodge?

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-First of all, look at the aesthetics, Roger.

-Yes.

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Look at the beauty of the vase, first of all.

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-Yes, and it's raised.

-It's raised as well, yes.

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-Exactly. Now, that technique is called impasto.

-Yes, yes.

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-Now, that's important. Right, what does this say on there?

-Forever the businessman, Roger.

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Look at the vase, first of all.

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Think about the end purchaser.

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Our teams should always be thinking about auction appeal.

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Now, will Gavin's news fall flat, or hit a high note with the Blues?

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-I had a word with Nigel, the dealer.

-Yeah.

-And the bottom line is £90.

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-No, it's still too much.

-With the case.

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-He couldn't go to 80?

-I'm afraid not.

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I did try 80 for you, but he said no. £90.

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-Can we leave it and come back to it later?

-Of course.

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Put the mandolin on the back burner, then.

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Any luck with that vase, Charles?

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-What I like about it, Roy, is that it's Arts and Crafts.

-Yes, yes.

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-So it's the birth of the 20th century...

-Yes, yes.

-..when we all came into our own.

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-And there was a crack in it as well.

-Yeah, well observed.

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You've got good eyesight there, Roger. Thanks, thanks for that.

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-That's killed it, hasn't it, Roy?

-Yes, it has. Yes, it has, rather.

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Back to the Blues, and while Caroline heads upstairs for a snoop about,

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the Reverend is discovering his inner cowboy.

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Oh, look!

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Trigger the Horse.

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-Trigger.

-Watch the China, lovely.

-I'm watching. Oh...

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That probably dates back to the '50s or '60s.

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This horse was made by D Sebel & Co.

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They went from building parts for tanks and planes

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during World War II to making the famous line of Mobo toys.

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That...is...

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something special.

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David loves it, but will it be yay or NEIGH for Chris?

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I'm not too sure about that, lovey.

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The health and safety...

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I wonder what Caroline will think when she comes back.

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Oh, yeah, but it's only £88 ticket price.

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Only £88?!

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-Oh...

-Right, OK...

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-I'm not impressed.

-Oh, you're not?

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Sorry, no, no.

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-That means I've got to put it back, then, does it?

-Yes, please.

-OK.

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What have you found?

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-Well, it's Trigger the Horse but Chris didn't like it.

-Didn't you?

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-Not keen.

-Right, OK.

-Sorry.

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So, each team still has £300 after 25 minutes.

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We could really do with some divine intervention here.

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This little seated figure appears to be like a little girl praying.

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She stands out because she appears to have the right level of wear

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and I almost can't believe she's right.

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She's probably 1880 in date,

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-but I'm almost...

-What's the price on there?

-£65.

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They'd come down from that, I'm sure.

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And knowing the auction we're going to, it's a traditional fine art sale

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-and that sort of... It's called bronze as well.

-Oh.

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And I'm fairly certain, if it's bronze,

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it's worth far more than £65.

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I'm hoping she's 19th century

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-and, if she is, she could be worth 100 to 150.

-Oh, yes, yes.

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-It's a funny old game.

-She's very attractive.

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You three need a closer look

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and there's a man from the Antiques Centre who can help.

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Stan, sir, it's this cabinet here, please.

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While the Reds wait to unlock the truth about the statue,

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David is doing some undercover work of a horsey nature.

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Trigger the Horse, it's the articulated one that's on the top...

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-He's having a little word!

-CHRIS LAUGHS

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-88?

-Mmm.

-I'll give him a ring.

-Thank you very much.

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-I think he's having secrets!

-Who, me?!

-Yes, you, David!

-Just in case!

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Mind your head.

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Meanwhile, problems with the statue have caught Charles's eye.

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She's called bronze...but she isn't bronze.

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I think she's actually a resin.

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-Feels a bit warm, does it?

-Yeah, have a feel of that.

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Solid bronze is cold to the touch.

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So, although it's called bronze, I am fairly sure...

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I think, although she looks to be almost

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-a Renaissance girl....

-Yes.

-..from the 19th century,

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in fact, I'm fairly sure she could be Chinese. Oh, well.

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Sorry, lady.

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Don't worry, gents. There's plenty to choose from,

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although you've only got half an hour.

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So, while the teams continue shopping,

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let's take a look at something I found in nearby Malvern.

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What do you make of this chap?

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This thing has been bunged on a lathe and turned most beautifully.

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How do I know that?

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Well, if you look at the series of rings

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and cuts here that go to make up that foot,

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all out of a solid lump, remember,

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and then a deliciously curved ballaster in the middle

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and then no less than one, two, three, four,

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five mouldings making up this top collar.

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And then the upper part is similarly beautifully turned

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and it's got one or two holes in the top.

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But what's it for?

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The top bit unscrews, look, like that.

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And inside, you can see there's some white, powdery stuff.

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What's white and powdery inside this pot

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is effectively the finest form of talc that you could possibly find.

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Fill the pot up with this fine talc and you've got,

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through the neck, a long hole that leads to the little holes in the top.

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And this thing is made for one purpose and one purpose only,

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and that is dusting the interior of the fingers of your gloves.

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Imagine that.

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You bung this bit up the glove fingerhole,

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give it a bit of a dust about.

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The white stuff comes out at the end, so that when your hand has to fit

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that incredibly tightly drawn and stitched bit of goatskin

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and you're drawing the glove on, your hand will go into it easily.

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It is a treen glove powderer.

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And, as an object, it's as rare as a hen's tooth.

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It was made probably sometime around 1720 or so.

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And what's it worth?

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Well, here in Malvern, it could be yours for £40.

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On another day in another place, perhaps a specialist treen sale,

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I would expect it to bring about 150.

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So that's worth a dust-up, isn't it?

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Back in Leominster and, with 30 minutes on the clock,

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our teams have yet to make a purchase.

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But could the toy horse be re-entering the race?

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I've had a word with the dealer and the bottom line is £69.

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-On the horse.

-£69? That is a very exact figure.

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-They are quite collectable, that sort of thing.

-I would love a little look.

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What you've got to do is when a child goes up

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and down with him, he goes along the floor.

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-He's got a bit of rust, hasn't he?

-We all have!

-A bit of paint loss.

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-We all have!

-You want him, don't you?

-I do.

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He does.

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-Go on then.

-Go on then?

-Seeing as we haven't bought anything yet.

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-Right, enough horsing around.

-Right, go and tell Gavin you'll have it.

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-Right.

-Off he goes.

-Off I go, armed with my horse.

-Bye, Dobbin.

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You are saddled with it now, Blues.

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And at £69, let's hope you are toasting its success

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at the auction and not drowning your sorrows.

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Either way, the Reds have something you could use.

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I would call it a good Regency style... Let's call it a champagne cooler.

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It could double as a bottle coaster as well, Carlos.

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-How old is this?

-150 years?

-It would be back in the 18...

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Spot on, yes. Spot on.

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I would say it is probably mid-19th century. 1850.

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If we can get it for £40, do you think?

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-I would like to think we could get it for £40. Roy?

-Where's the man?

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We will start at 30 and see how we get on.

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Stan, can we have you a moment, please?

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Here he is.

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Hi, mate.

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Now, we want a bargain here. A real bargain.

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You want a real bargain. I will go and see what I can do. Just give me a moment.

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-It could be champagne all round today.

-It could be!

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Don't put it on ice yet, Charles.

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You're still playing catch-up, remember.

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Now, time for a time check, please, Caroline.

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-We have only got 25 minutes left.

-Oh, gosh.

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-It is surprising. I told you.

-Time flies. Running shoes?

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-On the gallop. Get Dobbin out!

-Running shoes?

-Yes. Go!

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Back with the Reds and, after chatting to the owner of the cooler,

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is Stan going to warm to what they have to say?

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You might like to make an offer.

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Well, I thought about 20. 25?

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-£30?

-Now you're getting somewhere.

-Oh, really?

-30 is the top bid.

0:17:530:17:57

Your offer has been accepted.

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-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.

-Good, that's great.

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Well done, Reds. That's one down and two to go.

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Across town, Matt the shopkeeper has found the Blues a riding crop

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to go with their toy horse.

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-What have you got on him?

-I could let him go for 40 quid.

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Joseph Fletcher a big maker of crops?

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It is a London maker, I know that much.

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I like the maker's label on it.

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I don't think this is silver, I think it's plate.

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But it is a nice thing. Could you not do 20?

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Give us a good...

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Oh, I say, Chris. She doesn't say a lot but when she does she comes in with it, doesn't she?!

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Let me get a chair!

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20 quid is a touch on the cheap side.

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I could get you in at 35 quid

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-and that's...

-30 and you've got a deal.

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-Go on.

-Go on then.

-30 and you've got a deal.

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-Yes!

-Yes!

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Well done, David. Well done.

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Bravo, Blues, but you've only got 15 minutes to find that last item.

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Back up the road, Roger and Roy have found something illuminating.

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What you have here are a pair of Victorian candlesticks

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and they are nice.

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They could make £30 to £40, if you can buy them for around £15.

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-We will offer ten to start.

-Oh, no, don't!

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Lordy, you don't mess about, Roger.

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Shall I go and get the gentleman?

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-You've got the sticks, let me go and get him.

-OK, go and get him.

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I think we will start at 10 and work up to 12, and we'll go up to 15.

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Hopefully get them for 15.

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You've got a lot of brass, gents. I like it.

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Watch out for the Blues though.

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They've made their way to the Antiques Centre and their search has gone global.

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-There is a globe here.

-Right.

-Can you see?

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It looks a bit...

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..tatty.

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-Not the globe for you?

-No.

-So what's wrong with this world?

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-It's just looks a bit grubby.

-Does it?

-Yes.

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So you want a cleaner world?!

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-A cleaner world of that size.

-Yes.

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-Is she always this demanding, David?

-All the time!

-Right, OK.

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-We will go and find a cleaner world, Chris.

-Right.

-Come with me.

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If you do that in 15 minutes, I will be impressed.

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Now, what is the word on those candlesticks, Stan?

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-The price is way over the top, mind.

-Is it?

-It is.

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-What do you think about £10?

-I don't think much of £10.

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These candlesticks, they were 38.

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They have been reduced to 28, but you can have them for 20.

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-That is only £10 each.

-That's a lot of money.

-Is it?

-No, 15.

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We will go up to 15.

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I'll give you two pounds towards it and make it 18.

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-16.

-It can't be done.

-16? No?

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-No, 18. That is as much as I can...

-17.

-No, no, no.

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18. I don't mind you trying, but it's still going to be 18.

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-All right, we will shake his hand.

-18. There we are then.

-Thank you.

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-You've bought them?

-We bought them.

-I like your style!

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Stan's the man. He has met his match though with this pair.

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Back to the Blues and, with just under ten minutes left,

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panic is creeping in.

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-You look interested.

-I am.

-These, here?

-Yes.

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Do you think there's more on that than the mandolin?

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Of course, the mandolin was put on the backburner.

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It's your call.

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Before we start sprinting across the road,

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that probably looks more profitable to me.

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Do you think? You liked the mandolin.

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Yes. It was different, wasn't it?

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-What do you think? What do you think? Tell me. I think we have less than five minutes.

-Right.

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-Let's go across the road.

-It's up to you. You want to go across the road.

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-Yes.

-Where do you want to go?

-Across the road.

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-Across the road we'll go.

-Right, across the road.

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Let's hope that your shop doesn't go down the pan, Blues.

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Get going, David.

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It may be too late for the Reds.

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That is quite nice, isn't it?

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-Look at that.

-It looks heavy to me, yes.

-It is. It's a loo.

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Is there a price on it, Roy? Can you see a price anywhere?

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-Yes, it says £85.

-£85, Roger.

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£85 for what is described as a Staffordshire blue and white pottery loo.

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-Look at the interior. It's so...

-It is a decorative object.

-Yes.

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It captures almost the interest in the 1860s in the exotic.

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You've got here a landscape

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with almost a Brighton Pavilion-esque building.

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It is almost Turkish in this blue and white pattern.

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It has a great look and I would love to look at that every morning...

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and evening.

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But...how would you display it?

0:22:450:22:48

Make your minds up quickly. Three minutes and counting.

0:22:480:22:52

Come on, quick!

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Now, can you remember where the mandolin is, Blues?

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And what was the best on it? Was it £90?

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It's very nice.

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-Have you decided?

-Yes.

-You've just missed the high-five.

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-Brilliant! You've decided.

-We will shake the man's hand.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Praise the Lord! The Blues have done it.

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But for the Reds, the devil is in the detail.

0:23:180:23:21

-What shall we start at? 35? 40?

-£40.

0:23:210:23:25

I think with time ticking now, two minutes to go, let's call in Stan.

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Stan.

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While you were looking at it I did make enquiries because I thought

0:23:310:23:34

you were going to ask me the best price, and it is £60 and no less.

0:23:340:23:37

-50 and we'll shake hands.

-No, I can't do that. I'm sorry.

0:23:380:23:41

-I still think 50 would be a good handshake.

-I'm sorry, I can't do it.

0:23:410:23:45

-I can't do it.

-Are you sure, Stan? 55? Go on, make it happen.

0:23:450:23:49

Oh, yes! Well done! Sold!

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Now that is what I call first class haggling.

0:23:520:23:55

Right, teams, your time is up.

0:23:570:24:00

-We've done it.

-Thanks very much.

-Three items.

-Thank you very much.

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I'm delighted. Well done, team.

0:24:040:24:05

Let's check out what the Red team bought.

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Their haggling was hot stuff.

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They got the 19th-century bottle cooler-cum-coaster for £30.

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Stan wouldn't budge on the brass candlesticks though.

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£18 for the pair.

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And were they round the bend

0:24:210:24:22

buying this 19th-century Staffordshire toilet,

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or is it a lavatory, or is it a loo, for £55?

0:24:250:24:28

Well, chaps, you said you were going to be really, really tight.

0:24:300:24:33

Actually, how much did you spend?

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-£103.

-£103. Not too bad then.

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So I would like £197 of leftover lolly, please.

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-Great.

-195.

-Thank you.

-And two.

-Very good.

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Now, which is your favourite piece, Roger the Dodge?

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I suppose the cheaper one - the candlesticks.

0:24:490:24:52

-That is your favourite?

-Yes.

-Do you agree with that, Roy?

0:24:520:24:54

-No, I will say the toilet.

-That is your favourite?

-Yes.

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Of course, you were flush with cash, weren't you?

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-I like that.

-OK.

0:25:020:25:03

No, listen, before we go down the S-bend on this,

0:25:030:25:06

which piece is going to bring the biggest profit?

0:25:060:25:09

-The ice bucket, I think.

-OK. Do you agree with that, Roy?

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Yes, I agree with that. I think the ice bucket as well. I spotted it.

0:25:110:25:15

-Did you?

-Yes.

-What about Charles? Do you think the same?

0:25:150:25:18

-I'm behind you all the way!

-That's good.

0:25:180:25:20

You can rely on Charles, I tell you. He's our man.

0:25:200:25:24

OK, Carlos, there is a pile of dough.

0:25:240:25:26

The great place here in Leominster is, of course, the Antiques Centre

0:25:260:25:31

and you've got plenty of choice, haven't you?

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I think, Tim, objects here are ageless and, like my colleagues,

0:25:330:25:36

with their provenance and pedigree, we can go back in time.

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It's wonderful to learn about.

0:25:400:25:42

Charles at his best. Vintage stuff, Charles. Good luck.

0:25:420:25:46

We are all ancient, you see!

0:25:460:25:48

You speak for yourself!

0:25:480:25:50

Anyway, on that happy note,

0:25:520:25:53

why don't we check out what the Blue team bought?

0:25:530:25:56

They took a punt on this toy horse by Mobo for £69.

0:25:580:26:02

They continued horsing about,

0:26:040:26:05

paying £30 for this Joseph Fletcher riding whip.

0:26:050:26:10

And finally,

0:26:100:26:11

they plucked the Stridente mandolin from the cabinet for £90.

0:26:110:26:16

-Well, well, well. Happiness and joy all round.

-A wonderful day.

0:26:180:26:21

-And good fellowship.

-Absolutely.

-Exactly.

-You can't buy that.

0:26:210:26:25

-You can't. Talking about buying, how much did you spend?

-£189.

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That is a mature amount of money.

0:26:280:26:30

So please may I have £111 of left over lolly?

0:26:300:26:34

Chris, thank you very much. Oh, look. Nice. £50.

0:26:340:26:37

So which is your favourite piece?

0:26:370:26:39

-I still love the horse.

-The horse?

-The horse.

-OK.

0:26:390:26:42

-Do you agree with that?

-No.

-No. What was your favourite then, Chris?

0:26:420:26:45

The mandolin - it's very pretty.

0:26:450:26:47

-Is that going to bring the biggest profit?

-Perhaps not.

-What will?

0:26:470:26:51

-Perhaps the horse.

-Do you think the horse will bring the biggest profit?

0:26:510:26:54

-We've got a whip if it doesn't.

-OK. But the horse is our prediction?

0:26:540:26:57

-Absolutely.

-Right, super. Here we go then, Caroline. There we go. Lovely.

0:26:570:27:01

Look at that. Is it going to be religious?

0:27:010:27:04

I am pinning my hopes on it, put it that way, Tim.

0:27:040:27:07

-I'm talking about your bonus buy!

-So am I!

0:27:070:27:10

Well, good luck with that.

0:27:100:27:12

We are heading now, well, in a minute or two, to the auction over in Moorlands.

0:27:120:27:16

Well, well, well. What a selection we have in front of us today

0:27:200:27:24

and what a marvellous auction house to bring it to.

0:27:240:27:27

You are too kind, Tim.

0:27:270:27:29

I like to bring a lavatory to you occasionally, Philip.

0:27:290:27:31

-Well, it's as old as the building, I would think.

-I guess it is.

0:27:310:27:35

Anyway, in order, Roger and Roy bought the largest bottle coaster

0:27:350:27:38

I think I have ever seen. That is a whopper, isn't it?

0:27:380:27:41

It's a belter, isn't it? We've put £15 to £30 on it.

0:27:410:27:44

-That might be a bit mean.

-Well, they ought to. £30 was paid.

0:27:440:27:48

It's just a question of whether anybody twigs it for what it is.

0:27:480:27:52

I mean, do you really want a Magnum coaster? Not often.

0:27:520:27:56

But if you have got magnums for a big party, then why not?

0:27:560:27:59

Perfect. Anyway, next are the candlesticks.

0:27:590:28:03

-Very, very plain ordinary jobs, aren't they?

-Yes. I quite like those.

0:28:030:28:07

What would they be? 1820? Something like that?

0:28:070:28:10

Lovely things but zero demand.

0:28:100:28:11

I think we are going to make between £15 and £30.

0:28:110:28:14

Well, anything over £18 and you are in the plus side of the equation,

0:28:140:28:18

so that would be marvellous.

0:28:180:28:20

But I do think it's a sad state of affairs that only £18 retail

0:28:200:28:23

is all you have to pay to get a good pair like that,

0:28:230:28:26

but there we are. A sign of the times.

0:28:260:28:28

The other sign of the times is this rather grubby pan.

0:28:280:28:31

It always makes me wonder who would spend their time

0:28:310:28:35

gazing at the interior of a lavatory bowl?

0:28:350:28:37

-I suppose there has been the odd occasion in life when we all have now and then, but...

-Well, yes.

0:28:370:28:41

I think the idea is that, when this was fitted up,

0:28:410:28:45

it went into a mahogany box and all you saw was the bowl, really,

0:28:450:28:49

because you would have a mahogany seat and it sat...

0:28:490:28:52

Like a piece of furniture, really.

0:28:520:28:54

-A thunderbox.

-A thunderbox, exactly.

0:28:540:28:56

-So, Phil, how much please?

-I reckon it at £30 to £50.

0:28:560:29:00

OK, fine. 30 to 50. £55 paid by our team.

0:29:000:29:04

It could be their downfall.

0:29:040:29:06

In which case, they are going to need the bonus buy

0:29:060:29:08

and let's go and have a look at it.

0:29:080:29:10

-£103 is all you spent.

-Yes.

0:29:120:29:15

And you gave Charles, therefore, £197 of leftover lolly.

0:29:150:29:18

Charles, what did you spend it on?

0:29:180:29:20

I think, like Roger and Roy,

0:29:200:29:22

it was buying something with an aged elegance.

0:29:220:29:25

And gents, just for you.

0:29:250:29:27

This delftware plate in a rich, white, tin, opaque glaze

0:29:270:29:31

is 230 years old.

0:29:310:29:33

-Is that so? Goodness me.

-Absolutely.

-It's showing it as well!

0:29:330:29:36

It is, but it's honest.

0:29:360:29:38

We all suffer bruises over the years and the odd scar. We do age.

0:29:380:29:42

Can I ask how little you spent of our money on it?

0:29:420:29:45

It cost me £85,

0:29:470:29:49

but put a one in front of it.

0:29:490:29:51

-Oh, no!

-Hold it tight!

0:29:510:29:53

-Anyway, there we go. You don't have to pick it now.

-That's good!

0:29:530:29:57

There is nice time to recover before the auction.

0:29:570:29:59

But right now, let's find out

0:29:590:30:01

whether the auctioneer is going to say yea or nay.

0:30:010:30:05

Right then, Phil, Charles Hanson had £197 of leftover lolly

0:30:070:30:12

and he spent most of it.

0:30:120:30:14

I respect Charlie's knowledge on pots.

0:30:140:30:17

I think he's got some good academic knowledge

0:30:170:30:19

and if he says this is a good thing, I believe him.

0:30:190:30:22

-I think that's going to make £100, £150.

-OK, fine.

0:30:220:30:25

-£185 he actually spent.

-So we have got to bat on a bit, haven't we?

0:30:250:30:29

I think you've got to bat on.

0:30:290:30:31

But tin glaze is tin glaze and if somebody really loves it,

0:30:310:30:34

they will take it away, which is great.

0:30:340:30:37

On the other hand, the team may not risk it.

0:30:370:30:39

In which case, that might be the correct advice. Who knows?

0:30:390:30:43

We will find out. That's it for the Reds.

0:30:430:30:45

Now, for the Blues, who have been truly eclectic.

0:30:450:30:48

First of all, we have got the ride on horse.

0:30:480:30:50

This is Mobo. They're an English company, I think.

0:30:500:30:53

They made one that was their lead brand, as it were.

0:30:530:30:57

You put your feet on it and the legs move like that.

0:30:570:30:59

But that is not it.

0:30:590:31:01

-What is your estimate?

-£20.

-This one cost them £69. Very good.

0:31:010:31:05

Well, we are all learning something, aren't we?

0:31:050:31:07

Let your Mobo work on you. £69. Estimate of £20 to £30.

0:31:070:31:12

-They are in trouble with that, aren't they?

-They might be.

0:31:120:31:15

They might be.

0:31:150:31:16

Next is the riding crop. Do you fancy this one, Phil?

0:31:160:31:20

Well, I do. But it's not a riding crop. I mean, it is now.

0:31:200:31:24

This is a driving whip.

0:31:240:31:26

So you would sit in your carriage and you used it...

0:31:260:31:29

-But they are long old things, aren't they?

-Yes. This has been cut down.

0:31:290:31:33

So it's missing three or four feet then.

0:31:330:31:35

-It is missing probably four or five feet.

-Oh, right.

0:31:350:31:38

Well, the dealer advised the team that they needed to buy that

0:31:380:31:41

because he thought it was going to make such a great profit,

0:31:410:31:44

and he persuaded them to part with £30. What is your estimate?

0:31:440:31:48

If he'd have got the rest of it, he would have been spot-on

0:31:480:31:50

because they are very, very collectable.

0:31:500:31:53

-But cut down, £10 to £20?

-OK, fine. That sounds like a death knell to me.

0:31:530:31:57

Next is the mandolin and David went bonkers for this

0:31:570:32:01

because he is very keen on stringed instruments, the guitar player.

0:32:010:32:04

And of course, they had run out of time.

0:32:040:32:07

-Did they do the right thing, Phil, at £90?

-No.

0:32:070:32:10

-I think that is £20 to £40 worth, Tim. Don't you?

-I don't know.

0:32:100:32:14

Is it only £20 or £30?

0:32:140:32:16

I would not want to invest £90 of my money in that.

0:32:160:32:19

-I think, at best, it is 50 or 60.

-OK, fine.

0:32:190:32:21

Well, on that basis, they are going to need their bonus buy.

0:32:210:32:24

Thank you, Philip. Let us go and have a look at it.

0:32:240:32:27

Now, you spent £189. Magnificent. That means you gave Caroline £111.

0:32:290:32:34

Caroline, what did you spend it on?

0:32:340:32:38

-What do you think this is?

-I don't know.

-It is a gilt metal tie pin.

0:32:380:32:43

19th century. But can you see this little, tiny lens in there?

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-There is a glass lens. Can you see?

-It's got a hole in it.

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-Wow!

-Look through the hole and what you see?

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That is known as a Stanhope or a peep.

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It was invented by the third Earl of Stanhope, Charles.

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It was then rejigged by a Frenchman, Rene Dagron, in 1857

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to make this little, micro lens.

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-You would put a miniature photograph...

-I can see the Bible.

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You can. You can see the Lord's Prayer.

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There is the whole of the Lord's Prayer on the size of a pinhead.

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-I love it.

-Do you like it?

-I love it!

-What an appropriate job.

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-£111, she had.

-I saw it and I love Stanhopes.

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-Big question.

-Right.

-How much?

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-£15.

-No!

-Yes!

-Gosh!

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-That's good, isn't it?

-Yes.

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-Good.

-How much profit do you think it will make?

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-£25 or £30. It's got to be. I think it's fantastic.

-Yes.

-I agree.

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Right now, let's find out what the auctioneer

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thinks about Caroline's Stanhope tie pin.

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-Look at that.

-What is it? It's not one of those rude ones, is it?

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-It's the Lord's Prayer.

-Oh, right.

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-It's not a rude one, is it?

-Well, I'm blessed.

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People will pick that up when they see it.

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I mean, I think it's going to make between £15 and £30.

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Do you? Well, that's brilliant. Caroline only paid £15.

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-She is very canny, you know.

-Absolutely.

-Perfect.

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Anyway, that's it. Now, are you taking the sale today, Philip?

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-I am indeed.

-We are in safe hands.

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45. 50, sir.

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OK, chaps. Now, how many auctions do you get to go to every year, Roger?

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I think this is probably my first of this sort.

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-Never.

-Yes.

-Really?

-In 80-odd years.

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-You have never been to an auction in 80 years?

-Not like this one.

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-I'm the same.

-And you're the same?

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Your bottle coaster, he has put 15 to 30. You paid £30.

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If you're looking for a magnum coaster,

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you'd travel quite a long way to find one like that.

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-Yes.

-Anyway, there we go.

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Lot number 256.

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30. Bid me £20 to start for the coaster.

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Bid me a tenner, someone.

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-Ten bid, 10, 15, 15 and 20.

-Come on.

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-20 bid and 5, 25.

-Come on, one more.

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-30, 30 bid, one more?

-Go on.

-Is that a yes or no?

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At £30 only, 30, any more?

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-At £30 and done, then. At 30 and done, thank you.

-Wiped its face.

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-We didn't lose any money.

-No.

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Wiped its face.

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Pair of candlesticks, bid me for these, £20 for them.

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Start me at a tenner, quickly. At £10, I'm bid at 10.

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-In the room, 15, 15, 20.

-Yes!

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Lady's bid at 20, 20 bid.

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At £20, 5, 25.

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30 now. At 25, any more?

0:35:390:35:41

At £25, then, I sell at 25 and done.

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Thank you.

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Look at that. That is plus £7.

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Well done, you two.

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Now, the transferred lavatory.

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Blue and white lavatory pan, there we go. Who's got £100?

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Who's got £50?

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Who's got £30?

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-20?

-Yes.

-Where'd that come from?

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At £20, 20 bid. Is there any more?

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And 5, 25. Go on.

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-It's a great thing.

-Go on, one more.

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35. 35, just one more.

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At £35 and I sell at 35 and done, thank you.

0:36:220:36:27

-Oh...

-Ugh!

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Minus £20. So close.

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Overall, though, you are minus £13, which is nothing, really.

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What are you going to do about the tin-glazed plate?

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Minus £13 could be a winning score.

0:36:380:36:41

-I'm inclined to leave that one.

-Really?

-Yes.

0:36:410:36:44

OK, fine, that's your decision, then, boys.

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We're going to sell it anyway and here it comes.

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Lot number 262 is the delft tin-glazed plate.

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150.

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Bid me £100, someone.

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-Oh, I say.

-£50, someone.

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-I think we did the right thing.

-£30 to start.

0:37:010:37:04

-Charlie, I should start the car, if I were you.

-Yeah, I'll get my keys.

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At £30 and 5, 35, and 40,

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40 bid, go on, 50, 50 bid.

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At 50, 60, 60 bid,

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-60 here, 70 it is, 70.

-Come on, come on.

0:37:190:37:22

-Come on.

-At £70 only.

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Any more at all? At £70, then, I sell at 70 and done.

0:37:250:37:30

Thank you.

0:37:300:37:32

-Sorry.

-No bonus buy, so your score is minus 13.

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You did well, chaps, to resist and you can walk tall, right?

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Because minus £13 could be a winning score,

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-just don't say a thing to the Blues.

-No, we won't.

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At 250, 250.

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-Well, then, do you know how the Reds got on?

-No, not at all.

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-And how are you feeling, you two?

-Excited.

-Bit nervous.

-Are you?

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You're ride-on horse, £69 you paid for that. Here we go.

0:38:060:38:10

First up is the hobbyhorse and here it comes.

0:38:100:38:13

Here we are, 278 and I'm bid £15, £15.

0:38:130:38:18

15, 20, 5, 30, 5, 40, 5, one more?

0:38:180:38:23

45, yes or no? With me at £45.

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-50, 50 bid, £50.

-You paid 69.

0:38:260:38:29

...never believe this. At £50, bid's at the back and I sell,

0:38:290:38:33

then, at £50 and done, thank you.

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It's not as bad as it might have been, so well done, chaps.

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That's minus 19.

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Now, driving whip, here we go.

0:38:440:38:47

Who's got £20 to start? 20.

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Who's got a tenner?

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10, I'm bid at 10, 10 bid.

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At £10 only, at £10, only bid at 10, 10 bid.

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There's the bid at £10, seated, and I sell, then, at £10

0:38:570:39:01

and done, thank you.

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£10 is minus £20, that's minus 30.

0:39:030:39:07

Lot number 280 is the mandolin, as Mike Oldfield once said.

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Bid me for that. Bid me, I don't know, bid me £40 to start.

0:39:110:39:15

Bid me 30.

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20. 5, 30, 5, 40, 5, 50, now.

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50, 50 bid, you're out, standing at the back.

0:39:230:39:26

At £50 only, any more at all? At £50 and I sell, then, at £50.

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Paid 90. £50 is minus 40,

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which means, overall, you're minus 79.

0:39:340:39:37

Now what about this stick pin with the Stanhope?

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-Are you going to go with that?

-We love it.

0:39:400:39:42

-You're going to go with it, then?

-Yes, please.

0:39:420:39:45

It's only £15. The auctioneer's estimate is £15 to £30,

0:39:450:39:47

so he sees you doubling your money, Caroline, and here it comes.

0:39:470:39:51

Lot number 284 is the gilt metal stick pin with a Stanhope,

0:39:510:39:57

-which recites the Lord's Prayer.

-Hallelujah.

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So if you need a little bit of guidance,

0:40:010:40:03

this would be ideal for you, really.

0:40:030:40:04

Bid me for that lot, start me off, I don't know, £50 to go.

0:40:040:40:07

50, bid me 40.

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30.

0:40:110:40:12

20, I'm bid, at 20, 5, 30, 5,

0:40:140:40:18

40, 5, you're out, 45 bid. At 45.

0:40:180:40:22

She's done it again.

0:40:220:40:24

45, any more? At £45 seated and done, then, at 45 and done,

0:40:240:40:28

thank you.

0:40:280:40:30

£45, I don't believe it.

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That is plus £30, you clever girl,

0:40:330:40:36

which means you are now only minus 49.

0:40:360:40:40

-"Only minus"!

-Which is a good deal better, isn't it?

-Yes, much better.

0:40:400:40:44

-Thanks to your expert. Well done, Caroline.

-Thank you.

-Well done, you.

0:40:440:40:48

Now, minus 49 could be a winning score. Say nothing to the Reds.

0:40:480:40:50

-We won't.

-All right, very good. Go on bended knee, eh?

0:40:500:40:53

25 and 30.

0:40:560:40:57

Well, sadly, teams, nobody is going home with profits today.

0:41:060:41:10

-ALL:

-Oh!

0:41:100:41:12

But which team has won by making fewer losses than the other?

0:41:120:41:17

And the team with the larger losses by a fair chalk,

0:41:170:41:20

I have to tell you, our runners-up, the Blues.

0:41:200:41:24

-Oh!

-Oh, no!

0:41:240:41:27

They were really bad at minus 79 and then,

0:41:270:41:30

charging into the middle distance came Caroline Hawley with her lovely

0:41:300:41:34

Stanhope, which made a profit of £30, which was a really clever buy.

0:41:340:41:37

-Well done.

-Well done.

0:41:370:41:38

Salvaged the situation a bit to minus 49 but, sadly, not enough.

0:41:380:41:44

-Anyway, there we are. Chris, are you sad?

-Yes.

0:41:440:41:46

Oh, I knew you would be.

0:41:460:41:48

You and David are so competitive and you were so close, actually.

0:41:480:41:52

-Were we close?

-You were, really. It's the flip of a coin.

0:41:520:41:55

Anyway, I hope you've had a nice time.

0:41:550:41:57

-Wonderful, thank you.

-Very good.

-Yes, wonderful.

0:41:570:42:00

Well, go out and preach the sermon, that's all I can say.

0:42:000:42:03

Wherever you go. The Gospel according to St Bargain Hunt.

0:42:030:42:07

Now, turning to the victors today.

0:42:070:42:09

You get no cash but they managed to win by only losing £13,

0:42:090:42:13

which is very respectable.

0:42:130:42:15

You wiped your face with the first item, nothing the matter with that.

0:42:150:42:18

You made a profit on the second and then the lavatory let you down.

0:42:180:42:22

-It did.

-Yes.

0:42:220:42:23

And you managed to avoid the bonus buy, that was very clever of you.

0:42:230:42:27

You're very savvy, you two, aren't you?

0:42:270:42:29

-We try to be.

-You bet you are.

0:42:290:42:31

-Anyway, minus 13 is not too bad at all.

-No.

0:42:310:42:34

-And I hope you had a good time, Rodge the Dodge.

-Excellent.

0:42:340:42:37

Lovely. We'll see you another time, I hope.

0:42:370:42:39

I like the Roger Dodge bit.

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THEY LAUGH

0:42:400:42:42

I can spot one, Rodge, I can tell you.

0:42:420:42:44

Anyway, it's been lovely having you on the show.

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My advice to all of you out there is to take a bird's eye at our

0:42:460:42:50

website and, of course, join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?

0:42:500:42:55

Yes!

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