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10.00pm - that's amazing. What are we going to do before we have

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finished? Come with me. Come down here. Something very special is

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happening right now. Welcome to Children In Need on both channels,

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simultaneously. This is a first for us, Terry. How exciting is this?

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Well, I don't know if I can cope anymore, Tess. It's almost too much,

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isn't it, similar you would casting. I know. It has been an incredible

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night so far. Be brave. On Children In Need, there is more. We have JB

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Sports. We have Vic and Bob and Matt Hardle. The lovely Saturdays

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and not to forget Steps. Much, much more, and we're on BBC Two.

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Never Mint the Buzzcocks. The stars of Hollyoaks perform live. Magical

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mayhem with Vic and Bob and performances from JB Sports, Steps

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You might get sick of me saying this - we really do need your help.

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Remember, that number to call - emboss it on the fleshy tablets of

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your memory - 03457 33 22 33. Remember, every penny goes to

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disadvantaged children living here in the United Kingdom. They'll

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never shout me down. Get ready because we're about to take things

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up a notch. For the dads watching at home, it might be time to put

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the kettle on. It's the band that made teens scream. Never. And mums

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go, "I'm confused." It's One Direction.

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# Cos I'm the foolish one that you anointed with your heart

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# I tore it apart

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# And, girl, what a mess I made upon your innocence

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# And no woman in the world deserves this

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# But here I am asking you for one more chance

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# Can we fall, one more time?

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# Stop the tape and rewind

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# Oh, and if you walk away I know I'll fade

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# Cos there is nobody else

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# It's gotta be you

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# Only you

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# It's got to be you

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# Only you

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# Now, girl, I hear it in your voice- and how it trembles

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# When you speak to me I don't resemble

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# Who I was You've almost had enough

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# And your actions speak louder than words

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# And you're about to break from all you've heard

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# But don't be scared I ain't going no where

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# I'll be here, by your side

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# No more fears, no more crying

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# But if you walk away I know I'll fade

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# Cos there is nobody else

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# It's gotta be you

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# Only you

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# It's got to be you

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# Only you

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# Oh, girl, can we try one more One more time?

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# One more, one more Can we try

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# One more, one more time? I'll make it better

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# One more, one more, can we try?

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# One more, one more, can we try?

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# Can we try one more time to make it all better?

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# Cos it's gotta be you

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# It's gotta be you

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# It's gotta be you

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# Only you

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# It's gotta be you

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# Only you

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# It's gotta be you

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello.

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Hello. They

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Hello. They seem

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Hello. They seem to like you. They seem to think that was OK for us.

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Well done. One Direction - absolutely.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wasn't that great?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE They loved it. They loved it.

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a difference a year makes. How are you coping with all the screaming

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girls and all of the attention? Do you love it? We love it. We're

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teenaged lads, so we enjoy it. guys are amazing. That was

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absolutely brilliant. One more time, give it up for One Direction.

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you for joining us. Thank you, lads. Thanks, fellas.

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Come on. We're over here. Can't hear myself think. That's

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terrific - if we can make ourselves heard over this, you have an

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important announcement to make. That's right. I am going to make

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myself scarce now. I am going to love you and leave you, Terry.

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is the very moving moment, ladies and gentlemen.

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APPLAUSE One Direction - I am off. Are you

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following this group off? No, I promise I'm not. I'm going to

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Wembley for Strictly for Children In Need tomorrow night. Excellent.

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I wanted to thank Strictly for all the help they have given us. Before

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you go, I can tell you the amount raised so far by the Strictly Come

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Dancing team is a fantastic �94,000. That is terrific. Well done,

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Strictly. Good luck to you, Tess and the Strictly team. Thank you

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for joining us. Thank you, my darling. And remember - keep...

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Keep! Giving! Giving! Thank you, Terry. See you at Wembley.

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They come, and they go. And there's more. I'd like to talk to you about

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child poverty. Look. I know we're having a wonderful time here, but

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just take a moment out. It's a difficult subject because none of

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us likes to think that children are going hungry in the United Kingdom.

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The truth is, they are. Now, right now on this Friday night, there are

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thousands of children going without the very basic provisions that all

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of us here take for granted. Earlier this year the BBC showed a

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very powerful documentary on this very subject. It was called Poor

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Kids. In it a very brave group of young children talked openly about

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living in extreme poverty, and the film makers have allowed us to use

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an extract so if you can meet a young boy named Sam - he's going to

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tell you what life has been like My name's Sam, I'm 11 years old,

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Sam lives with his dad and older sister.

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His mum walked out on the family on Sam's second birthday.

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I think I'm poor because we only get �420 a month.

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And that goes on what we need... and not what we want.

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We have to spend it on food and electric and gas.

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The electric is put on a key which goes into a box

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and Dad puts a fiver on it every so often.

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And when we run out of electric, the whole house goes...

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SNAPS FINGERS

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Everything just shuts off.

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Except for battery-powered stuff, and candles.

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And the gas, when that runs out, the whole house is freezing.

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With every penny accounted for, the family have no choice

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but to rely on credit for many household items.

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You're not actually paying for the TV.

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You're paying for a household item,- say the fridge,

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the cooker or the washing machine.

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They'll give you a set amount to pay off each week,

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two weeks, or month.

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Ours is set round about �50 a month at the minute.

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But like all credit, this form of payment incurs interest,

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costing extra money Sam's family can ill-afford.

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Oh, yeah!

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Sam's dad is keen to find a job that might fit around childcare.

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Computer said no. Computer said no.

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It's not easy for people to look for jobs now,

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because for every five people, there's one job.

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Almost half the children in this part of Leicester live in families

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without work, and Sam sometimes goes without meals as a result.

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Until Dad has a job, we don't have any money.

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And sometimes I don't even get lunch.

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Dad is juggling money.

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Going like that.

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Going food-debt-food-debt-

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food-debt-food-debt- food-debt-food-debt.

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FIREWORKS

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Angry and frustrated is how I feel.

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It'll probably take years for my dad to get a job,

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or maybe decades.

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Or even, maybe...centuries.

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Fizzing! Daddy!

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It is fizzing.

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You get used to them.

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Mine's going, mine's going... mine's gone.

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The family's finances also affect Sam's school life.

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I have to re-use my sister's shirts and then I get called a girl.

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It gets me psyched up, and then I just want to punch them.

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But then I get detention or sent to isolation.

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It doesn't matter if you're wearing- a girl's shirt

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or a girl's trousers or a girl's blazer.

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Because you've got them...

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It don't matter what you're wearing, it matters who you are.

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People call me big girl's blouse as well,

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because I'm wearing girl's blazers and shirts.

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Look, this is a girl's shirt.

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Cos girls have them little flecks, them little lines.

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My sister donated this shirt to me cos I needed a shirt for school.

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I worry about Sam all the time.

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Once you're marked, you're marked for life.

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The minute people find out you're poor,

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they automatically assume, and then you lose that friend.

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You have to be so careful what you say,

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because you're automatically, in the back of your head

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you're always going, "What if I say- something and they don't like it?",

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or "What if I let something slip?"

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You've always got the what-ifs going through your head.

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You tend to just start merging into the background,

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not wanting to join in.

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Sometimes it does feel like you've got a big hefty secret

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and you need to keep it hidden.

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for him. Since

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for him. Since that

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for him. Since that film

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for him. Since that film Sam's family have moved to new

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accommodation and things are looking up. We'd like to thank True

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Vision for showing us that film. It's estimated there are 3.8

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million children living in poverty in the United Kingdom now. Children

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In Need - I'm sure you are as well - are committed to helping them.

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Please help us to help them. Call 03457 33 22 33.

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Now it's time to lighten proceedings. Give a massive

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Children In Need welcome to the fabulous Fearne Cotton.

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# Who run the world? Girls # Who run the world? Girls #

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Hello. Woo-hoo! Look at you. Wearing a frock and everything.

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Muah! Give it up for Terry Wogan. What a wonderful show so far. It

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has been brilliant. Yeah, fantastic. This is as well as we'd ever done,

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and in the middle of a terrible economic recession, it's quite

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unbelievable and a wonderful tribute to you, the British public.

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Terry, I hope you'll be pleased to hear I'm sticking with you right

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through until 2.00am. Is that OK? Can't get everything I ask for.

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Life is tough. I am with you. It's going to fly by because there is so

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much more left to come on Children In Need night. Have a look.

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There is mad-capped mayhem with Vic and Bob, music from Adele, Olly

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Murs, Westlife and JLS. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Plus, Russell Howard and his good fund-raising news.

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I tell you what - I cannot get over the buzz in this studio tonight.

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What an incredible night so far and a lovely atmosphere. Now, any show

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that once had Sir Terry Wogan as its guest host is going to be hip

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and happening, especially if his hip was playing up on the night.

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Now, Never Mind the Buzzcocks... Did you write that yourself? I did.

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MUSIC: "Never Mind The Buzzcocks" No, I didn't. And here is a

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fantastic special edition. Have a Never Mind The Buzzcocks

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And, frankly, it's just as well, cos I've seen Pudsey's record collection,

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and unless you're into thrash metal, you would be lost!

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He's an animal!

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With team captain Noel Fielding...

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# Romeo, Romeo... #

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She became everyone's favourite member of Steps in 2001

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when she left and they disbanded.

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Now very bravely reforming them, it's Claire Richards.

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APPLAUSE

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And he's best known as loveable Barry in EastEnders,

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or loveable fool Barry in Extras, and now loveable Barry on Buzzcocks.

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It's Shaun "Barry" Williamson. Hello!

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APPLAUSE

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And across the way, with captain Phill Jupitus...

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You've got big dreams, you want fame...

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She's been on Buzzcocks twice already.

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Once more and she gets to keep it.

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It's Arlene Phillips. APPLAUSE

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And as the drummer in McFly, he's currently storming Strictly

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and shocking everyone by having a sense of rhythm!

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Ed

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Ed article

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It's Harry Judd. APPLAUSE

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So, we'll kick off with the Intros Round.

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Noel and Claire, here are yours for Shaun.

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And remember, it's the title of the song we're after.

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I'm up with some of the new bands - Kaiser Monkeys I like, and...

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He's so loveable, isn't he?!

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I'm just glad to be out of the house, Katy, to be honest!

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It's a night out for me!

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Go for it!

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# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

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# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

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# Daddle-da-daow, da-da-daa

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# Duun dun-dun-dun

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# Duddle-duh-duh-dun. #

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It-It-It-It is, er, the, um...LAUGHTER

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Fun Lovin' Criminals, Scooby Snacks.

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Oh! Close?

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As I look there at Claire and Noel,

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I think they'd be a really good band called 12 Steps.

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I look like evil and you look like good! From a children's story!

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If you could get either side of Barry, on his shoulders,

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you could advise him morally through the day.

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Barry, have you ever actually...?

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Your name isn't even Barry, is it? LAUGHTER

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What's going on there?!

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My name isn't Barry, but it'll be on my gravestone,

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so I've just got to get on with it, really.

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Does anybody want to see loveable Barry dance?

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- Saturday Night Fever. - Saturday Night Fever!

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You ready?

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# Bam bam bam bam ba-ba-ba-baa!

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# Bam bam bam bam ba-ba-ba-baa! #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I'm going to pass it over to Phill.

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You know what it was? No idea. It goes...

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# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

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# Dun dun dun dun daddle-da-daow!

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# Waaow waaow... # I know that! But what was it?

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# Duh-buh duh-buh dubba-duh-duh. #

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EastEnders! No, no, no, cos what...

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Duh-duh-duh... No, that's not how it works. OK.

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If we get Shaun... Say something incredibly tragic.

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I love you, Janine! Don't push me! No-o-o-o!

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Duff duff duff-duff duff-duff-duff.

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Arlene, I enjoyed your clip earlier that was shown in your intro,

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where you choreographed Fame!, didn't you, for Children In Need?

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I did, yes! Starring Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles.

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Absolutely. And I made Adrian Chiles smile. Right.

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Not a lot of people have done that.

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I just banged my stick... Yup, I saw that. ..and smiled...

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Like Gandalf. Yep. Absolutely!

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..and hoped that my stick-banging would raise a lot of money.

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Well, good. I have absolutely no idea what's going on!

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Literally none!

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I think it's about time somebody answered this question.

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It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles.

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Yes, it is. You're absolutely right. Here's how it should have sounded.

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MUSIC: "Sergeant Pepper'sLonely Hearts Club"

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# It was 20 years ago today

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# Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play

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# They've been going in and out of style

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# But they're guaranteed to raise a smile

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# So may I introduce to you

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# The act you've known for all these years

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# It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

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# We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

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# We hope you will enjoy the show

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# We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

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# Sit back and let the evening go... #

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APPLAUSE

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So, that was the EastEnders cast singing the Beatles' Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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They look good - I like the new costume designer.

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It's not a very well known song, so don't worry about it(!)

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Paul McCartney recently launched a campaign to introduce Meat Free Monday.

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It's going to be followed by Trumping Tuesday.

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Phill and Harry, here are yours for Arlene.

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And remember, it's the title of the song we're after.

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Can you make sure the tempo's right?

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They were not singing Sergeant Pepper's...

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You're a control freak, Phillips!

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What would have happened if I'd have done that in your dance studio and I got sticked?!

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Is that what you do in your dance classes - you have a big stick?

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Actually, you're not allowed to now, but when I was teaching...

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LAUGHTER

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When I was teaching...

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You say that with a hint of regret! Yeah, it's never left me!

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# Waowa-wowwa wowwa-wowwa Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa

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# Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa Uh-uhh-uh-uhh uhh-uhh uh uh

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# Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa Uh-uhh-uh-uhh uhh-uhh uh uh

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# Waowa-wowwa waowa-wowwa

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# Wah-wah-wah-wah wuuh-wuuh-wuuh

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# Wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah Wah-wah wah-wah wah-wah

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# Whadda-whadda bum-cha... # PHILL STAMPS FLOOR IN TIME

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# Ba-ba ba-ba badda-badda ba da-daa Da-da da-da dadda-dadda. #

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Enough tempo for you?! LAUGHTER

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When it started, I thought it was Take On Me.

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There was a lot of guts in it, a lot of beating! Mm!

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A lot of rhythm. Yeah! A lot of stamping! Ooh!

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SHE SIGHS

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I don't know. OK. Have you got any idea...

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We know what it is. You know what it is.

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I think Claire knows what it is.

:22:28.:22:30.

I'm going to redeem myself for being so rubbish in ours!

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No, you were good!

:22:32.:22:33.

Poker Face, Lady Gaga.

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That is absolutely right. Get in there! Come on!

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And here's how it should have sounded.

:22:41.:22:43.

# I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays

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# Fold 'em, let 'em Hit me, raise it

:22:47.:22:50.

# Baby, stay with me I love it

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# Love game, intuition Play the cards with spades to start

:22:51.:22:54.

# And after he's been hooked

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# I'll play the one that's on his heart

:22:57.:22:59.

# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

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# Oh, oh-woah-oh-oh

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# I'll get him hot Show him what I've got

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# Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh Woah-oh-oh

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# I'll get him hot Show him what I've got

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# Can't read my, can't read my

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# No, he can't read my poker face

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# She's got to love nobody... #

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APPLAUSE

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Never mind Take On Me - shame on me, cos I even know the choreography.

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It's no good, is it, Arlene? Tragedy. Yeah, that's it...

:23:30.:23:34.

Oh, sorry! It's just a natural reaction - I can't help it!

:23:34.:23:37.

What's it like, doing the reunion tour? Come on.

:23:37.:23:40.

We haven't started the tour yet, but it's really exciting. Sold out!

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What you don't know is me and Phill bought all the tickets!

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We're going to be front and centre every night!

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So, there we saw newsreaders Fiona Bruce, Kate Silverton,

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Susanna Reid and Sophie Raworth singing Lady Gaga's Poker Face.

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Lady Gaga's infamous meat dress was both impractical and unpleasant.

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But on the plus side,

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put it on a hot wash with some veg and you've got a delicious stew!

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OK, next up, it's the Identity Parade, and it's open to both teams.

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Phill's team, if you could come and join Noel, Claire and Shaun.

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I know it's a break from the norm.

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ARLENE: Where am I? I think you can go there.

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All right? LAUGHTER

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Oh, Christ! Hello, Claire from Steps! Hello, Phill.

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Did you get my letters? LAUGHTER

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They're the ones written in orange ink.

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Yeah, you know he's not allowed to be this close to me? Yeah.

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Phill... LAUGHTER

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Phill, I don't want you violating your restraining order, so swap with Harry, please.

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You need to be in the middle. LAUGHTER

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I love you, Claire from Steps!

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Wait a minute! There's nothing wrong with his eye - look!

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Is he one of these welfare cheats?! He's a benefit cheat!

:24:58.:25:01.

All right, I'm going to call a halt to this.

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For the audience only, here are some of the Big Brother contestants giving their all.

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# Go on now, go

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# Walk out the door

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# Just turn around now

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# Cos you're not welcome any more

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# Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?

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# I will survive

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# I will survive...

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# I will survive! #

:25:25.:25:30.

That was the cast of Big Brother performing I Will Survive.

:25:30.:25:33.

But which one of our line-up is the hat-wearing, face-pulling Bubble?

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Is it number one, Bubble?

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Number one, Buble?

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Number three, the Bubble's burst?

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Number four, I'm forever blowing Bubble?

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Or number five, Pudsey Bear?

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Number five, we know about your eye.

:25:58.:26:08.
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Claire, I'm going to ask you.

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Have you got a gut feeling about any of them?

:26:10.:26:12.

Well, I'm kind of wondering if it's a trick question.

:26:12.:26:13.

In what sense?

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The Big Brother people, one of them dressed up as Pudsey.

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Well, no, cos it's number two, but I take your point! No...

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I want to ask Harry, because I think this series of Big Brother went out before you were born.

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I think... I know it's number two, actually.

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You all know it's number two?

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Am I the only person who DOESN'T know it's number two?

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Wouldn't it be lovely if Pudsey could win?

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How magical would that be? All right, it's number five.

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OK, are we all going to go along with this?

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You all think it's number five? Yeah.

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I mean, number two's going to be gutted we've not recognised him!

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Yeah, yeah! We think it's number five, Katy Brand.

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Pudsey's much bigger in real life than I'd imagined he would be.

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Yeah. Noel thought that this really was Pudsey.

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I mean, what's happening here?

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It's like Gulliver's Travels. Who's this?!

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Aww! You can pick him up!

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Oh, no! That's just... Oh, look!

:26:57.:27:00.

I feel like I've been evil - I want to give Pudsey a cuddle.

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He is very cuddlesome. Let's see what he's all about. Come on!

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Noel, Noel. You're going to frighten children when you do this.

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ALL: Aww! APPLAUSE

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Right, I'm going to have to call some order to this now.

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Bubble's a busy man(!)

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LAUGHTER No, no. Sorry, that was cruel!

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Would the real Bubble please step forward.

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APPLAUSE

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Now teaching drama. Bubble, ladies and gentlemen.

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Right, would Phill's team like to go back and take their seats?

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You all right there, Phill?

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And that brings us to the final scores.

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Noel's team have one.

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But Phill's team have two.

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APPLAUSE

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Well done, Phill's team.

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And well done to you at home if you've already donated.

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If you haven't yet, there's still time.

:28:03.:28:05.

Call:

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Or go online to bbc.co.uk/pudsey.

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I've been Katy Brand and this has been Never Mind The Buzzcocks for Children In Need.

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Good night.

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APPLAUSE

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I

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I love

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I love the

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I love the Buzzcocks. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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You know, I do enjoy the Buzzcocks because we have history, you know?

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Yes, we know this, Terry. That Noel Fielding is a very attractive woman.

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He's very pretty. I'll tell you what I'm in the mood for, Terry - a

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nice, big thank you. Always a disappointment. Your wish is my

:29:07.:29:15.

command, my lady. Thank you. CostCo's sedrot a great day's fund-

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raising begins with a hearty breakfast. All proceeds to Children

:29:18.:29:20.

In Need, of course. APPLAUSE

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Followed by thanking customers for their generous donations before

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making sure everyone leaves with a smile on their face. Thank you. See

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you. B&Q have been selling spotty goodies as well as hosting

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community events. In Hampshire they invited pupils to do a spot of

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colouring in before everyone went potty for the paint, bringing a

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whole new meaning to DIY, decorate it yourself! A big thanks also to

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the Rotary Club - throughout the UK - who have been hard at work with

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their fund-raising activities. As have the Roundtablers, who have

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been collecting since dawn today, with many still out there.

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APPLAUSE I hope you noticed that I went into

:30:17.:30:22.

a completely different outfit for you. This tie is spectacular.

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a tie and a handkerchief. It was for you. Thank you. It's wonderful

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to see such healthy-looking totals from our supporters across the

:30:31.:30:36.

country. So many of you have got involved. We hear Carrick Youth

:30:36.:30:42.

Club in Northern Ireland have raised �500 shake their stuff in a

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disco for Pudsey. Well done! Well done. Now, being a teedge teenager

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is an easy time of life. There's whole load of choices to be made,

:30:54.:30:58.

and sadly, it's pretty easy to make the wrong ones. Alesha Dixon went

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to a project funded by Children In Need which tries to get kids to

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make the right choice instead of there's a little blue building

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It was set up in memory of Brett was about 14

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Basically, it was cos there and it started

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And then it just went into harder and bigger things.

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It was really hard for us as a family.

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My mother went downhill really bad,- cos that's all she lived for -

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for me and my brother.

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I can remember the day he died as if it happened yesterday.

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He turned 18 in the March and he died in July.

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Brett died when he was hit by a train.

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His heart-broken mum, Helena, blamed the tragedy

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on his problems with drink and drugs,

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and wanted to prevent other kids following the same path.

:31:57.:32:00.

Convinced they needed somewhere else- to go, she set up KPC Youth Centre.

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I'm here to see the project in action.

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It's obviously the area the kids all hang out.

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LAUGHTER

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When you're a teenager, you want to be with your mates, you know.

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Teenagers don't want to besitting at home with their parents -

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they want to be out, hanging around.

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And I guess we have to find a way of managing that.

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Otherwise, that hanging around turns- to destructive behaviour.

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And that's where KPC comes in.

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Every week, youth workers like Karen get out onto the streets

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and talk to the kids, offering them an alternative.

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We're from KPC over the road - we're a youth centre -

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and we were just wondering what you're up to tonight.

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Where have you been? Nothing.

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Just sitting on the street doing nothing. Yeah?

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Jay here is only 13. By encouraging him to join now,

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there's a much better chance he'll stay out of trouble.

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I think that's wicked, it's given you something to do.

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I hope to see you there tomorrow. Yeah.

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Going to come tomorrow? Yeah.

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'This place not only offers kids a cool place to hang out...'

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Afternoon, everyone! '..but also teaches them skills

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'to help them get on in life.'

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Careful, Jay! You all right, Jay?

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I see that Jay showed up from last night.

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Right, what happens in this room?

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That's where we have all of the games. The games room.

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Everyone wants to find a solution to the problem

:33:29.:33:32.

of how to keep kids off the streets.

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Oh, I love it in here!

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Well, here's a solution.

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You do drama as well?

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Youth crime is down 60% in this area. That's incredible!

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KPC absolutely works. So that's great, then. Problem solved.

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Well, actually, no.

:33:47.:33:53.

Like youth clubs all over the country, KPC is struggling.

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Six years ago, founder Helena passed away.

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And since then, funds have been much- harder to come by.

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KPC is facing closure.

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They really, really need funding all the time.

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It's like, my eldest, she's going to be eight in December

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and she wants to come here,

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but there's no guarantee it'll still be open.

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So if Helena has grandkids, might not get to come to KPC.

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So I find that really heartbreaking.

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KPC needs your continued support more than ever.

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Otherwise, everything that Helena worked so hard for will be lost.

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ALL: KPC!

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It would break my heart

:34:40.:34:42.

to think this place could potentially close down

:34:42.:34:45.

after all these children have found the best support structure

:34:45.:34:49.

they could possibly have, to learn life skills,

:34:49.:34:52.

give them ambition, keep them off the streets.

:34:52.:34:54.

That this could go, that would feel like we're going backwards.

:34:54.:34:57.

It makes no sense.And I don't want to see that happen.

:34:57.:35:00.

But we can't do that without your help.

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So please call 03457 33 22 33. Every penny counts.

:35:02.:35:10.

Thank you so much.

:35:10.:35:20.
:35:20.:35:20.

It

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It costs

:35:21.:35:21.

It costs �250

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It costs �250 to keep that place open for a night, and they're

:35:26.:35:28.

obviously doing a great job. Children In Need funds hundreds of

:35:28.:35:32.

projects like this around the UK, so please help us continue to

:35:32.:35:37.

support them. It does make a huge difference, and it keeps those kids

:35:37.:35:47.
:35:47.:35:49.

safe, so do call 03457 33 22 33. Yeah. Thanks, Fearne. We've got an

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 42 seconds

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entirely new crowd in. # When things go wrong

:36:42.:36:52.
:36:52.:36:55.

# It's all for you Mmm

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# And it's dark in a cold December But I've got you to keep me warm

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# If you're broke I'll mend you And I'll keep you sheltered

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# From the storm that's raging on

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# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

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# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

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# And out of all these things I've done

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# I think I love you better now

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# I'm out of sight I'm out of mind

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# I'll do it all for you in time

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# And out of all these things I've done

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# I think I love you better now

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# Now

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# I'm gonna paint you by numbers And colour you in

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# If things go right we can frame it

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# And put you on a wall

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# And it's so hard to say it But I've been here before

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# Now I'll surrender up my heart And swap it for yours

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# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

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# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

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# And out of all these things I've done

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# I think I love you better now

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# I'm out of sight I'm out of mind

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# I'll do it all for you in time

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# And out of all these things I've done

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# I think I love you better now

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# Don't hold me down

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# I think my braces are breaking

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# And it's more than I can take

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# And it's dark in a cold December

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# But I've got you to keep me warm

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# And if you're broke I'll mend you And I'll keep you sheltered

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# From the storm that's raging on

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# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

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# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

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# And out of all these things I've done

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# I think I love you better now

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# I'm out of sight I'm out of mind

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# I'll do it all for you in time

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# And out of all these things I've done

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# I think I love you better now

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# I'm out of touch I'm out of luck

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# I'll pick you up when you're getting down

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# And out of all these things I've done

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# I think I love you better now

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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