Episode 5 Beat the Brain


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Episode 5

John Craven hosts the quiz in which a team must navigate puzzles and logic problems to win money. A team of four friends try to beat the Brain.


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Hello, it's Brain here.

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I've created some real mind-teasers for our team today.

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Here's a couple for you to try.

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Rearrange the cuttings to form a word.

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Here's another one.

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Which of the four wheels on the right matches the one on the left?

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I'll give you the answers at the end of the show.

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Now, let's see whether our team today has what it takes to

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Beat The Brain.

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APPLAUSE

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Please welcome a man who'd make any head spin - John Craven.

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Well, thank you very much and welcome to Beat The Brain.

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The quiz that tests how you think instead of what you know.

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Let's say hello straight away to Lady Logic herself.

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So, how are you today, Brain?

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Oh, if I'm Lady Logic - you, Sir John, are my knight in shining jumpers.

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Well, I've worn jumpers all my career and never been called that before.

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But then you can never predict what The Brain is going to say,

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as our team is about to find out.

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Please introduce yourselves.

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I am Paul, I'm a deputy club manager.

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Hi, I'm Steve and I am an auctioneer and fine art valuer.

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I am James and I'm a police detective.

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I'm Sue, I'm the team captain and I'm a customer service executive.

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APPLAUSE

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Well, welcome to the show. Sue, as team captain, have you chosen a name

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-for your team?

-Yes. We're the Quarter Minds, John.

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Why is that?

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Well, we're obviously one of four - four making a quarter -

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-we've got four good minds.

-You've got pretty good minds, as well?

-Yeah.

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-So, are you ready to play?

-ALL:

-Yes.

-Well, here's how it works.

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The show's Brain is divided into six Zones.

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Logic, Memory, Orientation,

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Observation, Language, and Multi-tasking.

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Now, The Brain will select just four from those six Zones for you

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to play today and, Sue, as team captain, you've got to decide

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-which members of your team you think will be best in each of the Zones. OK?

-Yeah.

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You're playing for time instead of points,

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with every correct answer adding three seconds to your total -

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to your Brain Bank.

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The more time you build up, the more chance you have of Beating The Brain

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in today's final and walking away with the jackpot of £3,000.

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-So, Quarter Minds, shall we play?

-Yes.

-ALL:

-Yes.

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Time to find out which Zone you'll be facing first.

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Brain, a Zone, please.

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Orientation, Sue. Who are going to nominate for this one?

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-Er...what do you think, guys?

-I think I should go for this one.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I think we'll go with Paul on the end.

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He managed to find his way here to the studio today, so...

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I think it'll be good at this one.

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Paul, come and join me in the Orientation Zone.

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Apart from finding your way here, are you generally good at Orientation?

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Well, I'm quite the traveller. You know, I was a real backpacker in my younger years.

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I still like travelling now and I like to know where I'm at.

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-So, ready for Orientation, then?

-Certainly am.

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OK, you'll play two games in this Zone,

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-both games have three questions worth three seconds each.

-Right.

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Brain, what's the first game?

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-Hello, Paul.

-Hello, Brain.

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-I like your floppy hair.

-I'm not available at the moment, but, yeah.

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Shut up.

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THEY LAUGH

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Here's your first game.

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Paul, what is the real time?

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To help you out, have a trial run.

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The mirror image, what's the real time?

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-Quarter past nine?

-Quarter past nine, you're saying. Are you right?

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Yes, you are. Well done.

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So, that's how it works, are you happy to play the game?

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-Yes, I certainly am.

-Let's do it. Please, Brain, let's play.

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You have a maximum of 45 seconds to answer three questions, Paul.

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But please remember I can only accept your first answer.

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Every correct answer will add three seconds to your Brain Bank.

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Your game starts now.

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-Ten past nine.

-Ten past nine, you're saying.

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No. Quarter past ten. Next one.

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-Ten to three.

-Ten to three, you say.

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-No.

-Dear lord.

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One more to go. 20 seconds left.

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-Five past four.

-Five past four, you're saying.

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Yes, that's correct. That is correct.

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-It is very deceiving, isn't it?

-Yes, I was just starting to get the hang of it at the last one.

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Brain must be quite pleased. On to game two, please.

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-Don't be nervous, Paul. What's your favourite colour?

-Purple.

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Correct. See, you're good at answering questions.

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THEY LAUGH

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Here's your second game.

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Which wheel matches the one on the left?

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To get your eye in, Paul, I'll give you a trial run.

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-Which matches?

-I think it's A.

-You're saying A.

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Let's spin and see if your right.

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-You are indeed. No problem with that one.

-No.

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-Let's see how you do when you play it for real.

-Yes.

-Off we go, Brain.

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Remember, you have a maximum of 45 seconds to answer three questions.

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Please remember I can only accept your first answer.

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Your game starts now.

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-What are you saying?

-I'm going to go for...

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-D.

-D, you're saying. Let's see if you're right.

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No, it was B. Next one.

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-That's A.

-A, you're saying?

-Yes.

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No, it was D.

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Final one. 20 seconds to go.

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-C?

-C?

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No, D.

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-Never mind. Never mind.

-Terrible.

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-They are very difficult, these, aren't they?

-Yeah.

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-Brain, you're playing a blinder so far.

-Absolutely.

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But it's very brave of Paul to be the first one up

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and he still has lovely, floppy hair.

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THEY LAUGH

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Paul, you added three seconds in that Zone.

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This means, in total, Quarter Minds have three seconds in their Brain Bank.

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APPLAUSE

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Time to find out our next Zone, please, and who is going to take it on.

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Brain, a Zone, please.

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Ooh, Sue...

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A big smile, Sue, when that came up. What you were wanting?

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Yeah, I was actually wanting Language to come up as one of the Zones.

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That was my favourite one out of all of them

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and I think my other two team-mates would better on other Zones.

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-So, I'm happy with that.

-So, come and join me, then, in the Language Zone.

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What do you do as a job?

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I work for a major airline at Gatwick

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-and I'm a customer service executive.

-What does that mean?

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We deal with ticketing reservations and also we meet and greet

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-celebrities and royals that come through the airport.

-Who have you met?

-Lots, John.

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Most recently Robbie Williams and Mariah Carey.

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I've met her, as well. And a few royals.

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So, what makes you think you'll be very good at languages?

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Well, I've always being a words kind of person. I love playing Scrabble,

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Words With Friends, and I like word games, puzzles - that sort of thing.

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Solving puzzles, anagrams. I'm not so good with numbers,

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-so I think this is more my zone.

-This could be you.

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Well, let's find out if the way you think about Language is how

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Brain thinks about it, shall we? So, Brain, please reveal

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the first game Sue will be playing.

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-Hello, Captain Sue.

-Hello, Brain.

-This is your first game.

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What word is missing from all three others?

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To give you some practice have a trial run.

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A three-letter word, obviously.

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-It's gag.

-Gag?

-Yeah.

-Let's see if you're right.

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Yeah, mortgage, luggage, engage.

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Yeah, that's fine. Looks as though you've chosen the right zone.

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-I hope so.

-Let's see when we go for real.

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Captain Sue, you can have as many guesses as you like, but I will not

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move onto the next question until you give me the correct answer or pass.

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-OK.

-You have 45 seconds to answer three questions.

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Your game starts now.

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-Oh, gosh. Er...it's spa. S-P-A.

-Let's see if you're right.

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Yes, you are. A spa. Next one.

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A-N... Anagram?

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A-N... Erm...

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-That's a difficult one.

-You can pass, if you like.

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Erm... (A-N-A...)

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It's...

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-Nag? Nag. N-A-G.

-N-A-G. Nag.

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Yes, absolutely right. Next one.

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Erm...

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B-O-R-D... B-S-0-R...

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C-0-U...

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-Our. O-U-R.

-Our. Let's see if you're right.

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-Oh, oar.

-Oar.

-So close.

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Yeah, you are very, very close there.

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-But time ran out for you. Not a bad start.

-Not bad, John.

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-I'm pleased with that.

-So, on we go to game two.

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Here's your second game, Sue.

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Rearrange the newspaper cuttings to form a word.

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To get you in the groove of this, have a trial run.

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-Ordinary.

-Ordinary, you're saying. Is that correct?

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Yes, it is.

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No problems there. So, let's move on quickly to play the game.

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You can have as many guesses as you like, but I will not move on

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to the next question until you give me the correct answer or pass.

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You have 45 seconds to answer three questions.

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Your game starts now.

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Oh, gosh. That's a difficult one.

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-Roulette.

-Roulette?

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Yes, that's right. Next one.

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(E-R. S-I...)

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Oh, gosh.

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-Easier.

-Easier.

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-Yes, that's right.

-I wish it was!

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One more. 20 seconds to go.

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Oh, gosh.

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Scent.

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-Adolescent!

-Adolescent.

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-Yes, well done! With 13 seconds to spare.

-That was tough!

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-I think you played a captain's round there.

-Thank you. I'm pleased.

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-You must be pleased that Language, you know, turned out to be the right decision for you.

-Yes.

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-What do you think, Brain?

-Well, I agree, Sir John. She was a worthy captain.

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Sue, you added 15 seconds in that Zone.

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This means, in total, Quarter Minds have 18 seconds in their Brain Bank.

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-Well done, Sue.

-Thank you, John.

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If you wouldn't mind rejoining the rest of the Quarter Minds.

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So, how about you at home? How are you managing?

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Are you beating The Brain? There are two more Zones to come.

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So, let's see how you cope with those.

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We'll find out which Zone is next and who is going to play it.

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Brain, the Zone, please.

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Multi-tasking. So...Sue.

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Steve is definitely multi-tasking. In his line of work - he's an auctioneer -

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so he has to be quite with it with listening and observation,

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-so he's doing a lot of things all at the one time. So, I think he's going to be good at this.

-Steve.

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Well, come up and join me, please.

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I suppose Sue was right. In your job, as an auctioneer,

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-you do have to think of a lot of things at once.

-Oh, yes. Yeah.

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When you get something brought to you, you have to think,

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what age is it? Is it right? Where did it come from?

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-How much is it worth? And how much can I get the customer?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Don't forget there are another 18 precious seconds on offer

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in this Zone. That's three seconds for every correct answer.

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So, Brain, please reveal the first game that Steve will be playing.

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-Hello, Steve.

-Hello, Brain.

-You're an auctioneer? Mm?

-I am, indeed.

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What valuation would you put on me?

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-Oh, you're priceless, my darling.

-Correct answer.

-Do I get three seconds for that?

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-No.

-Damn.

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Here is your first game.

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When the number of sheep matches the number I say,

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add that number to the total.

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You can warm up by having a trial run.

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Four, four,

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two, one,

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one,

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two, two,

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two, four,

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two.

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-Nine.

-Nine, you're saying, Steve. Is that correct?

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It is, yeah. OK?

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Obviously, your auctioneer brain working well, there.

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-Would that be BLEAT The Brain?!

-Oh, BLEAT The Brain, yes...

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What do you think of that one, Brain?

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If he makes any more jokes I will BAA him from this.

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THEY LAUGH

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Please remember I can only accept your first answer.

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Every correct answer will add three seconds your Brain Bank.

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Your game starts now.

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Two, three, one,

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four, four, two,

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one, two, two,

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four.

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-Eight.

-Eight, you say. Are you right?

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Yes, you are. Next one, please.

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One, four, two,

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one, three, three,

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two, one,

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four, one.

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-Crikey. 11.

-11, you're saying.

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It speeded up a bit there, didn't it?

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-Ten.

-It was ten. Just one out. Only one out. Next one, please.

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Three, two, three, two,

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four, one, four,

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three, two, four.

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-I got the one at the beginning.

-THEY LAUGH

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-Seven.

-Seven, is that a guess?

-Yes. Totally.

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Let's see if it's a good guess.

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-13.

-Not a good guess.

-No. But I don't think anybody else

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-would have done very well there.

-Never mind. Onto game two, please.

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Here's your second game.

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Count the number of times each arrow passes its needle.

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Here's a trial run of what I mean.

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-What are you saying there?

-I think four on the left and five on the right.

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Four and five. Is that correct?

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-Absolutely. I saw you were using your hands.

-Oh, yes.

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-I can't play a note. But...

-A very good idea that.

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-Unless it gets to about 15...

-And then I'm...

-Right.

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If it's like those sheep, I'm lost.

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-But are you ready to play?

-As ready as I'll ever be.

-OK. Off we go.

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Please remember I can only accept your first answer.

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Your game starts now.

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-What are you saying?

-One left, two right.

-One and two. Is that correct?

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It is, indeed. Next one, please.

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Oh, my stars!

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-Yeah, you lost me there.

-Have a guess.

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-12 left, eight right.

-12 and eight. Is that right?

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-Six and four.

-It was so fast.

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It was certainly going fast in the other direction, as well. One more to go.

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What are you saying this time?

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-Eight left.

-Eight left.

-Five right.

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Eight and five. Let's see if that's right.

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-Six and three. Oh, dear, Steve.

-That's not good.

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Brain, you were pretty hard on him.

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I was. I'm so sorry, Steve.

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Now, go back to John Craven's wardrobe and put the jumper back.

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THEY LAUGH

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Steve, you added six seconds in that Zone.

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This means, in total, Quarter Minds have 24 seconds in their Brain Bank.

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-Good to see you, Steve.

-Thank you.

-Hope you enjoyed playing.

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Well, James, you're our final player.

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So, why don't you come and join me and we'll find out

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which of the three remaining Zones you will be playing?

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So, come up here.

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-Hi, there.

-Hello, James.

-Thank you.

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So, what one are you looking forward to? By my reckoning

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there's Memory, Logic and Observation left.

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I think I'd be quite good at Memory.

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Obviously with my job as a police officer I've got to remember

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a lot of things. Observation, again, with my job I'm quite good at that.

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And Logic, well, you'd like to think...

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But she's been quite tough today, hasn't she?

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But what you're saying, really, is - "Bring it on, Brain.

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"I can handle you in any of the Zones!"

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No, that's not what I'm saying at all!

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Well, that is find out now if you're going to be laughing at the end of this Zone,

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because we're going to find out which one Brain has chosen for you to play.

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So, Brain, the Zone, please.

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-Logic.

-It's not what I wanted, but it'll do!

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Well, we'll see. So, what is the first game, please, Brain?

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-Oh, hello, James.

-Hi, Brain.

-I hear you love Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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THEY LAUGH

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I don't know what you're on about!

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What song from that musical reminds you of me?

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Don't say Me Ol' Bamboo.

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That's exactly what I was going to say!

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Truly Scrumptious.

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Yeah, Truly Scrumptious. We'll go with that!

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This is your first game.

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Three darts will be thrown, you must add up the score

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and subtract it from the total.

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Have yourself a trial run.

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14.

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Double 11.

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16.

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22, 14, 16...

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20, 30, 30...

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40, 52...

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52 from 501 is...

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-449.

-449, you're saying. Let's see if that's correct.

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-It is, indeed.

-That was hard!

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-Do you score in darts matches?

-No.

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I think you can see why not.

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And don't forget now you're up against the clock. Isn't he, Brain?

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Yes, James. You only have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

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Oh, dear.

0:19:360:19:38

Your game starts now.

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12.

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18.

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19.

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30, 49...

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49 from 501 is...

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500 minus 49, that's 51.

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-52. 452.

-452, you're saying.

0:20:020:20:07

Yes, that's correct.

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Double 19.

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14. six.

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Six, that's 20. 39.

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So, 39 from 452. Let me just double-check that.

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39, from 452 is...

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-One second left.

-Oh...

-Oh, time out.

0:20:240:20:27

Oh, dear. You were almost there, I think. Shall we get the right answer?

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-Was I right with 39?

-394.

-Oh, 38.

0:20:320:20:36

-Never mind, James.

-I was dreading that one.

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-OK, then. Shall we play the second game?

-If we must!

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THEY LAUGH

0:20:440:20:46

-We must. Brain, what's coming up?

-Here's your second game, James.

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-Use the clues to work out the position of a particular animal.

-Oh.

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The clues describe the animals from your perspective.

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Here's a trial run to help you get a feel of the game.

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What do you make of this one then, James?

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Right. Brian is right of Waldo.

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So, I take it Waldo's the middle one and Brian is...

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Then Waldo's right of Angus, so Angus is the black one on the left.

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On the left. Let's have a look and see.

0:21:220:21:26

Yeah, you're right.

0:21:260:21:28

-Angus, as well. A Scottish cat.

-Yes

0:21:280:21:31

So, Brain, I think we've got the hang of this one. So, straight into the game, please.

0:21:310:21:34

You have 45 seconds to answer three questions correctly.

0:21:340:21:39

Your game starts now.

0:21:390:21:41

HE MUTTERS

0:21:430:21:45

-Where is Pop?

-So, Pip is not next to Pop.

0:21:480:21:52

Pip is left... Is Pop on the left?

0:21:520:21:56

Pop on the left, you're saying. Let's find out.

0:21:560:21:59

No, he's on the right. Next one quickly.

0:21:590:22:02

Buzz is not left of Bugs.

0:22:020:22:06

Buzz is left of Buster.

0:22:060:22:10

Where's Buzz?

0:22:100:22:12

-In the middle.

-In the middle you're saying.

0:22:120:22:14

-Yes.

-Yes. Well done. Ten seconds to go over for last one.

0:22:140:22:18

Crystal is not right of Mercedes.

0:22:180:22:20

-Mercedes is not right of...

-Have a guess, have a guess.

-On the right.

-On the right. OK. Let's see.

0:22:200:22:25

-Yes!

-Oh, my God!

-THEY LAUGH

0:22:250:22:28

I can't even tell you their names.

0:22:280:22:30

-But you guessed right.

-I did.

0:22:300:22:33

-Brain, how about that?

-James, you added nine seconds in that Zone.

0:22:330:22:38

This means - Quarter Minds -

0:22:380:22:39

you have finished with a grand total of 33 seconds in your Brain Bank.

0:22:390:22:44

-Good to see you, James.

-Thank you very much.

-Return, please, to the Quarter Minds.

0:22:450:22:50

Well, we've finished the individual Zones, now it's time for our team

0:22:500:22:53

to try to Beat The Brain one last time

0:22:530:22:56

and take home some serious cash in today's final.

0:22:560:22:58

Well, Quarter Minds, you've added 33 seconds to your Brain Bank,

0:23:010:23:05

now is your chance to get put it to good use.

0:23:050:23:08

Because to win, you each need to answer two questions correctly

0:23:080:23:11

within your 33 seconds to walk away with today's £3,000 jackpot.

0:23:110:23:16

But if you can't do that, all is not lost.

0:23:160:23:18

The Brain has kindly given you an extra two minutes

0:23:180:23:21

to get the required answers.

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But for every further second you take,

0:23:230:23:25

£25 is lost from the total

0:23:250:23:28

and if the time runs out, so does the money.

0:23:280:23:31

-OK? Sue, as captain you've chosen the order of play.

-Yes.

0:23:310:23:35

I think I'd like to go first to get it over with, John, to be honest.

0:23:350:23:38

The others said they didn't want to go first, so sort of pushed into it.

0:23:380:23:42

And James, being the slightly strongest one,

0:23:420:23:44

-I've put him as the anchor at the back of the team.

-Right.

0:23:440:23:47

Well, it's time to get serious. OK?

0:23:470:23:50

So, let's play the game.

0:23:500:23:51

Over to you, Brain.

0:23:530:23:55

You will only face questions from the games you've already seen today.

0:23:550:23:59

But for game in the final, I will only accept your first answer.

0:23:590:24:03

Quarter Minds, beat me if you can.

0:24:030:24:06

-Can you Beat The Brain, do you think?

-We can.

-Of course.

0:24:060:24:09

-We can, team. Come on.

-Jolly good.

0:24:090:24:10

As usual, we start with the player on the left. That's you, Sue.

0:24:100:24:13

I need two correct answers from you before we can pass down the line.

0:24:130:24:17

-OK?

-Yeah.

-Everybody ready? Let's start the game.

0:24:170:24:20

What time is it?

0:24:230:24:24

That would be five to three.

0:24:240:24:28

Incorrect. Make a word.

0:24:280:24:31

Quench.

0:24:310:24:32

Yes.

0:24:320:24:34

12. 15.

0:24:340:24:36

Triple four.

0:24:360:24:37

Subtract the score.

0:24:370:24:39

SHE MUTTERS

0:24:390:24:41

Pass.

0:24:410:24:44

Two,

0:24:440:24:45

three, one,

0:24:450:24:47

three, one.

0:24:470:24:50

Three.

0:24:500:24:51

Correct. Paul.

0:24:510:24:53

Which wheel matches the one on the left?

0:24:530:24:56

I will go for...

0:24:560:24:59

D.

0:24:590:25:01

Correct.

0:25:010:25:03

Solve the riddle.

0:25:030:25:06

Left.

0:25:060:25:08

-Yes.

-Yes.

0:25:080:25:10

Steve. What's the missing word?

0:25:100:25:13

Art.

0:25:160:25:18

-No.

-(Oh, tar, yes.)

0:25:180:25:20

How many times past the needle.

0:25:200:25:23

Seven and three.

0:25:240:25:26

Incorrect.

0:25:260:25:28

Four. six.

0:25:280:25:30

Double 19.

0:25:300:25:31

HE MUTTERS

0:25:310:25:34

Four...

0:25:370:25:39

five...

0:25:390:25:41

four.

0:25:410:25:43

No.

0:25:430:25:45

What time is it?

0:25:450:25:47

20 past five.

0:25:500:25:52

No.

0:25:520:25:54

Gelatine.

0:25:560:25:58

Correct.

0:25:580:25:59

Six and two.

0:26:040:26:06

Yes. James.

0:26:060:26:08

18. six.

0:26:080:26:09

Double 17.

0:26:090:26:11

Pass.

0:26:110:26:13

C.

0:26:240:26:26

Correct.

0:26:260:26:27

B-O-T.

0:26:320:26:34

No.

0:26:340:26:36

Left.

0:26:370:26:39

Incorrect.

0:26:390:26:41

20 past 11.

0:26:450:26:48

-Correct. Stop the clock.

-YES!

0:26:480:26:50

APPLAUSE

0:26:500:26:53

That was close to the wire.

0:26:530:26:56

You had seven seconds left, that means you don't go home empty handed.

0:26:560:27:00

You've won £175.

0:27:000:27:03

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

0:27:030:27:05

-Who'd have thought at in the beginning?

-How about that?

0:27:050:27:08

-James, you saved the day.

-I felt like it was the 3,000.

0:27:080:27:11

THEY LAUGH

0:27:110:27:14

-So, have you enjoyed playing?

-Really. It's been great fun, yeah.

0:27:140:27:17

What do you think, Brain?

0:27:170:27:18

Well, they now have money to buy a rather lovely bottle of champagne.

0:27:180:27:23

Very well done, it was an absolute pleasure to meet me.

0:27:230:27:27

THEY LAUGH

0:27:270:27:28

And thank you for watching at home. I hope you enjoyed playing along,

0:27:280:27:31

-but for now it's goodbye from Quarter Minds.

-Bye.

-Goodbye.

0:27:310:27:35

-It's goodbye from The Brain.

-Goodbye.

-And it's goodbye from me.

0:27:350:27:38

See you next time.

0:27:380:27:40

Don't go just yet - here the answers to the questions I gave you

0:27:420:27:45

at the start of the show.

0:27:450:27:47

Rearrange the cuttings to form a word.

0:27:480:27:51

The answer is...

0:27:520:27:54

Utopia.

0:27:540:27:55

And what about the second one?

0:27:550:27:57

Which of the four wheels on the right matches the one on the left?

0:27:570:28:01

The answer is...

0:28:050:28:06

A.

0:28:060:28:09

Play these and many more testing games next time on Beat The Brain.

0:28:090:28:14

John Craven hosts the quiz in which contestants and viewers face a mental fitness test set by the most exacting of task masters: the Brain. A team of four contestants must navigate a selection of tricky puzzles, fiendish logic problems and prickly posers in an effort to win a cash prize.

In this episode, a team of four friends - a police detective, an auctioneer, a customer services officer and a social club manager - give themselves an intensive mental workout as they try to beat the Brain.