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Hello, thank you, thank you everybody, thank you. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:24 | |
Now, let's get one thing straight, from the start - | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
Formula 1 is better than NASCAR. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
It just is. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
If you compare them to musical instruments, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
F1 is a Stradivarius violin, NASCAR is banging a saucepan | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
with a wooden spoon. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Now, we all agree on that in the civilised world. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Well, when I say we all agree, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
we all agree apart from Richard J Cheeseburger Hammond III. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:55 | |
I'm not alone in believing in the supremacy of NASCAR. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
It's currently the most popular spectator sport in America. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
And there are many reasons why it hits the spot with the fans. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
The first is to do with its roots. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Unlike Formula 1, which began as a pastime for wealthy playboys | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
and aristocrats, NASCAR has very humble, blue-collar origins. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:39 | |
NASCAR has its roots back in the 1940s, | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
when the moonshine runners, basically naughty hicks, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
smuggling illegal booze across county lines, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
would modify their cars to outrun the cops. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
One thing sort of led to another, and before you knew it, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
they were holding informal race meetings in the evenings, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
on impromptu racetracks that they kicked into the dirt in fields. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
The cars the moonshine runners favoured were ones like this, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
a respectable-looking 1941 Ford Business Coupe, | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
which wouldn't raise the suspicions of a passing policeman. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:17 | |
Clearly, the man in such a car as this, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
is going about his business - why would the cops disturb him? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Underneath, though, is a highly-tuned engine, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
beefed-up suspension, and inside, a special hideaway | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
for the illegal booze. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Moonshine runners used this actual car. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
It smuggled hooky booze across county lines, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
and then went on to race in NASCAR - it's the real deal! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
As the decades passed, the sport grew. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
'One critical time when trouble could be mighty contagious.' | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
But that love of living outside the law remained. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
In the early 1950s, for example, roll cages were mandatory | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
in NASCAR racing, but the drivers thought, | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
well, the added weight was a bit wussy, having a roll cage, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
so they just fitted them with things that looked like roll cages, | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
made out of offcuts of wood, say. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Another reason I prefer this sport, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
apart from its rebellious streak, is that next to the spaceships | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
you get in F1, NASCAR machines are beautifully simple. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
As was explained to me on race day at Texas Speedway. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
This is making 800 horsepower? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Closer to 900, yeah. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
-900 horsepower. -900 horsepower. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
And no electronic aids on this? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
No. It's literally carburetted. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
NASCAR wants the drivers to separate themselves on the track, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
so, for myself, without having data, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
I have to explain all the sensations I feel in the car. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Talk about spring changes, shot changes, geometry changes. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
So, they're not downloading it off a laptop? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
We don't even have a fuel sensor to tell us we've run out of gas. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
And these little things, these are the ones... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
It's just to create some drag when the car spins around... | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
That's not going to stop you flipping! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
They've proven in the wind tunnel that it does. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Now, what really helps is this. These deploy. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
When there's a low-pressure area on the top, these deploy, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
and help set the car down. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
-That stops you spinning and flipping. -Two on top. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
You have these here, as well. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Hey, that's high-tech, that's like a Land Rover's air vents at the front. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
It's not mega high-tech. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
If you're a Formula 1 fan, and a NASCAR cynic, | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
I think I know exactly what you'd be saying if you were here. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
This looks, well, easy. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
You just keep your foot down, keep turning left, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
and that's kind of it, really. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Whereas in Formula 1, there's corners and stuff to remember. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
It's tricky. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
So, do these drivers, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
who can earn up to £15 million a year, | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
have an easier time of it than F1 drivers? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Well, let's ask a man who's raced in both sports. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
To drive? I would say there's nothing drives like a Formula 1 car, | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
but these are more unpredictable. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
They slide around a lot, they have no brakes. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
I mean, when I tell you NO brakes, because the car's so heavy | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
and the brakes are so tiny. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I've got to say, ovals, I think, are more challenging, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
and it's because the corner starts way over there, | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
and ends way over there. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
And is the car moving? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
The car's moving all the time, it's never settled. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
And then, you take the cars all around you, the turbulent air. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
If they are on the outside of you, it's pulling you around, | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
if they're in front of you, you just don't have the grip. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
That's when the entertainment value goes up tremendously, | 0:05:56 | 0:06:01 | |
because you're averaging over 190mph, | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
with that many cars inches away from one another, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
and we'll be three or four wide through these corners. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
You go to Silverstone, you sit in a stand on and you go, "Meooooo!" | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
-You wait one half minutes. -See if the order has changed. -Yes. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
But most likely, it won't. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
They used to give awards because, oh, the overtaker of the year, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
you passed three people in the whole freaking year. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
So, lots of close racing in cars that are tricky to drive, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
which means, as a bonus, you get lots of these. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
It's a contact sport, put it that way. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
A lot of times, the contact that's made is either out of frustration, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
the guy wants to get another guy out of the way. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
-You can't just ram him because you can't overtake! -If you have bumpers, you do! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
And when there is a coming together, | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
NASCAR drivers don't bother settling with a stewards' enquiry. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Let's see if they'll fight? Harvick's really mad at Montoya. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
-Have we got a fight breaking out? -Here it comes. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
He's slowing back here, and we're going to have a little talk. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
This, too, is a bonus for the hard-core fans, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
who are not often mistaken for Harvard professors. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-Yeah! -Yeah! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
On race weekends, their main diet is beer and red meat. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:33 | |
-What if you were spotted eating a salad? -Eating salad?! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:38 | |
And they get a lot more access than F1 fans. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
These are actual fans being driven around! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
These are fans who have lined up, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
that have paid to go around the track with a professional, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
or some kind of driver. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-Can you imagine that in F1? -If you can do this, I'm coming tomorrow. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
They're in a pack of cars, they're not even on their own. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Look at this, these are just spectators, you or me. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
I didn't see how I might get the same chance to drive on that oval, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
but then I was told to report to the drivers' briefing, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
where I was in for a surprise. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
From the United States Air Force, | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
four-star general, General Mark A Welsh III and his wife Betty Welsh. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
From Top Gear UK, today's honorary pace car driver, | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
from Birmingham, England, Richard Hammond. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
MUTED APPLAUSE | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Race time arrived. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
After the national anthem had finished, | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
the man with the jetpack had landed, and the B-52 bomber had flown past. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:59 | |
It was time to me to lead the grid of 43 cars out on the formation lap. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:10 | |
They are still coming, there's millions of them. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
ENGINES ROAR | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Don't stall, Hammond, don't mess it up. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Behind me, 39,000 horsepower was itching to get going. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:28 | |
I daren't look in the mirror, it's like being attacked by tigers. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
Woah-ho-ho! Oh, come on. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
'Slip road is clear. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
'Green flag.' | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
We started that! We did that. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
And my treats weren't over, because I would be spending | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
the actual race helping one of the teams, | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
who gave me a very important job. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Yeah, I'm with the team. Coming through, oh, yeah. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
Now, I will admit, the one problem with NASCAR races | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
is that they're over 500 laps long, | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
so at this point there is only one thing we can do... | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
# We're gonna need a montage Montage | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
# Oh, it takes a montage Montage | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
# Show a lot of things Happening at once | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
# Remind everyone of what's going on | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
# That's called a montage Montage | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
# Oh, we want montage Montage | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
# Always fade out in a montage | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
# If you fade out... # | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
That did the trick, and 530 laps later, we had ourselves a winner. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Three hours and 20 minutes of racing just flew by. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
There's a man over there who won, he's now firing six guns in the air, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
wearing his new Stetson. and he's delighted. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Now the whole circus moves on to the next place, to do it all again, | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
and there's a big argument here to say this is proof | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
F1 is po-faced, it could learn a lot from this. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
The next morning, at a deserted Texas Speedway, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
there was one final treat in store. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
This. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Plus a driving lesson from NASCAR royalty - Kyle Petty. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:37 | |
It doesn't feel like anything else I've ever driven, I mean, | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
this thing does not want to go in a straight line. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
The car only wants to turn left, it doesn't want to go straight. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Hit the grass, you've got to run through the grass. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
It's like mowing the yard, you have to hit the grass. Hard. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
RICHARD SCREAMS | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-Yeah, all the way down. -I am so scared! | 0:11:56 | 0:12:01 | |
More gas, more gas, more gas, more gas. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Oh, dear Lord! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
-Put her next to the wall a little bit. -I am next to the wall! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
'Eventually, Kyle let me go out on my own.' | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Letting it find grip. Trying not to fight it too much. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
It's not just a big loop, it's complex, it's three-dimensional, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:28 | |
and I'm wrestling my way around it in a huge shouting dragon. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
I'm going to roll out of this corner onto the straight now, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
here I go, getting on the gas! Haha! | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
I'm in an explosion again! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
SCREAMS MANICALLY | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Where's it finding the grip? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Both of my lungs are on the same side, that's not normal. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:55 | |
'And then, just to add to my problems...' | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Oh, no, that's not what I wanted to see in the mirror, | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
that's too authentic. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
I don't need that! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Arghh! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
Now, there is a new Range Rover. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
It's not as big as the real thing, but does it work? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
To find out, I went to the United States. Which is in America. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
'This is it. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
'It's called the Evoque, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
'and even though it's covered in Range Rover badges, | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
'it doesn't look especially tough or off-road-y. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
'Little wonder, when the design consultant for this car was Victoria Beckham.' | 0:14:01 | 0:14:06 | |
This is one of those luxury lifestyle off-roaders, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
which is why the producers have told me to drive it to Las Vegas, | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
where I have a job for the evening chauffeuring the cosmetically enhanced Cher. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
However, there is a small obstacle in the way. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
'Actually, it's quite a big obstacle, | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
'because my starting point is here.' | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
'Death Valley, one of the most inhospitable places on earth, | 0:14:34 | 0:14:39 | |
'boasting some of the toughest terrain a car could ever face.' | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
So, it's the perfect place to decide if the new Evoque is a proper Range Rover | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
or just a big designer girl's blouse. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
'The edge of Death Valley was 150 miles away, | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
'and to get there, I wasn't allowed to use any tarmaced roads.' | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
Now, this is no small challenge because the Evoque doesn't have a massive separate chassis, | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
it doesn't have a low range gearbox, and it doesn't have a big fire-breathing V8. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
What it has is a four cylinder turbo diesel engine | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
making 187 horsepower, | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
and underneath, it's based on the old Freelander, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
which is loosely related to the Ford Mondeo. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
I think the record temperature for this area is something like 137. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:44 | |
If the car were to break down out here, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
I reckon it would be three, maybe four minutes | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
before I got into the crew's Range Rover and went back to the hotel. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:57 | |
'For the first few miles, | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
'the terrain didn't offer much of a challenge. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
'But I did find out something pleasing about the Evoque.' | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
The ride in this car is excellent. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
This surface is actually quite washboard... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
..but this is soaking it up marvellously. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
'That's because the dampers are filled with a fluid | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
'that contains magnetised iron filings, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
'which can react in milliseconds to alter the firmness of the suspension.' | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
It's the same system, actually, that they use on the Audi R8, | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
only in this they can respond twice as quickly. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
And if that was you responsible for that, Mrs Beckham, | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
then can I say thank you very much indeed? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
'Mrs Beckham's suspension | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
'wafted me towards my appointment in Las Vegas.' | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
MUSIC: "Believe" by Cher. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
# Do you believe in life after love? # | 0:16:51 | 0:16:56 | |
Stereo's good as well. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
The interior is very good, nicely trimmed and everything, | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
but then it should be because this may be a baby Range Rover, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
but even the most basic one starts at £28,000, | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
and if you have the Prestige model, like I have here, then it's about £43,000. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:15 | |
'Soon, the going started to get much tougher.' | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
Ow. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
'This is where you normally need a low-range gearbox, | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
'but instead, the Evoque has an electronic off-road system called terrain response.' | 0:17:30 | 0:17:37 | |
Difficult terrain setting. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
'Now I'd find out if it was any good.' | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Find me some traction. There you go. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
'Along with the terrain response, there are other 21st century aids'. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
I can use, look, these cameras, there's five cameras on the car | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
which help me to look out for bits that I might otherwise hit. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Going on this one, I could miss that rock. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:06 | |
Loving your work, Mrs Beckham. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
'Soon, I found myself in a narrow, rocky canyon, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
'and the Evoque started to struggle.' | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Make an aim for that bit. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
HE GROANS | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
Yes! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Give me more of that! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
I have to say, this is pretty good for a car that, | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
let's be honest, most people are going to drive to the shops | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
and occasionally across a field to a Pony Club meeting | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
or Gymkhana, or whatever they're called. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
'But eventually, the Evoque had to throw in the towel.' | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
Oh, no. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
I must be a bit of a chump thinking I can get up that, must I not? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
That is officially a small cliff. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Still, it's quite a noble effort. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
I think we'll have to find a different way round. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
'Having retraced my steps, I found another route | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
'and was soon flying along.' | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
Woo! This is better! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
'Look at the speed I'm doing,' | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
I'm doing 70 miles an hour on my way to Cher. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
'But then...' | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Oh, no! Oh! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
'With the sand dunes sitting slap-bang between me and Cher, | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
'there was no option but to put my faith once more in the terrain response computer. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
'I have it in sand mode,' | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
and what it does is it changes all sorts of things, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
the suspension settings, the throttle response, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
and because I've got it in sand, I get very peaky power delivery, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
it holds it in the lower gears, I can change manually in it, it keeps me going through the sand. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
That's steeper than I thought. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
'As it turned out, the baby Range Rover coped well on the sand.' | 0:20:23 | 0:20:28 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
What happens if I try and go up there? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Crikey, that's a big climb. You've got to be bloody careful. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
'There was, however, a weak link, | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
'and, as ever, it was my internal sat nav.' | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Hang on, hang on. Now I'm going the wrong way. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
No. No, no, no. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
It just looks like a sheet of beige paper. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
'And then some enthusiastic locals turned up.' | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Yobbos! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Come on, then. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
I don't know what the hell the engines are they've got in those things, | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
but they're massive! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
They've done a wheelie! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
'After they'd stripped the Evoque of most of its paint...' | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
Thank you. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
'..the Death Valley rednecks showed me the way out of the dunes.' | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
I've no idea who these blokes are, but they're good sports. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
'Eventually, the buggy chaps deposited me on a dry riverbed, | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
'but since I was now running late for my date with Cher, | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
'there was no time to give the Evoque a breather.' | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
Well, this is about as fast as it will go, actually, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
cos it's slightly soft. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
I can get up to about 75 or so before the car starts squirreling around. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:22 | |
Again, Mrs Beckham, I have to commend you on your car. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
'As the sun set, I came upon a marvellous sight.' | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
He-hey! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
Oh, that's nice. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Mmm, lovely, lovely tarmac. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
It's like a cool hand passed across your fevered brow, tarmac. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:54 | |
'It also meant I was out of Death Valley | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
'and on course to make my appointment.' | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
'Right, I'm pretty sure that Cher is not going to be interested' | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
in the road test of the Evoque, so here's a quick sum-up. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
'Things I like.' | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
I think it looks excellent, it's particularly good off-road, as it turns out. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
It has a nice, tasteful interior, and the ride is excellent. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Things I don't like, it's not that spacious in the back, | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
there are a few too many buttons on the steering wheel, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
and the door mirrors are too big. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Anyway, onwards to Cher. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
'Eventually, my destination came into view. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
'Not that you could miss it.' | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
I've heard Cher's a bit of a diva, actually. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
I don't know how she's going to take to... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
..a man who's done this much desert off-roading. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Hopefully she likes a bit of stinky rough. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
'Soon, I arrived at the venue.' | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Temperature set to something comfortable. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
That's in the right mode. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
CROWD APPLAUDS | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
Here we go, here we go. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Evening. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
Are you a bloke? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
Um, yeah. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
So you're not actually... | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
Cher isn't a man? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
No, I'm a man that plays Cher. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
Right. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
# I got you, babe... # | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
I could really use a burger right now. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
Right. Well, that's my kind of language. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
I'll see what I can do, sir/madam. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
-Sir. -Madam. -Madam. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Now it is time to put a Star in our Reasonably Priced Car. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:36 | |
And my guest tonight is quite simply... Rowan Atkinson! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
120 shows. Finally got you here. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
Thank you so much. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Have a seat. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Rowan Atkinson. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
So, Rowan, obviously Not The Nine O'Clock News, | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
Mr Bean you are, Blackadder. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
But may we begin by talking, if you don't mind, about the Honda NSX? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:10 | |
-You are a fan, I believe, of the Honda? -I have owned one. Yes. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
-And why, did you find that...? -Well, I liked its modesty. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:18 | |
I liked its understatedness. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
I liked the fact that it was a very good car. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
And yet it didn't shout itself. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
It was sort of image-free. I think that's what I liked about it. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
This is nice, I like talking to a man about cars. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
-It's the only thing I can really talk about. -Which is why we've looked forward | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
for some many years to have you on. Of course, the McLaren F1 was another one of your... | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
-Which I've still got. 14 years on. -You still have it? -Yeah. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
That is more interesting. Because I don't like that. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
I know, you've never been wild about it. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
I don't know, you could live with it. I've lived with it for 14 years. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
And I've done a lot of miles in it. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
I've done 37,000 miles. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-In a McLaren? -Which, for a McLaren, is a lot. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
And you actually lent yours to us, I seem to recall? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
What on earth possessed you to say, | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
"Yes, Top Gear have rung saying, can they borrow my most prized possessions?" | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
I know, for some reason I trusted you more than most people trust you. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
It was Richard Hammond as well, I believe, who has a reputation | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
-for driving in a straight line with no incidents at all. -Oh, right, yes. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:20 | |
-You had an Aston Martin last time we saw you in Johnny English. -Yes. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
-Which was a DB7. -Yes, a DB7 Vantage. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
That shows how long ago it was. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
It was 2002 when we made the first Johnny English. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
-And, of course, now there is another one. -There is a new one. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Johnny English Reborn. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
Reborn? I'm embarrassed to say, I haven't actually seen it. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:40 | |
There's a very good reason for that, because we haven't actually finished it. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
But it's coming. It's in the pipelines. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
It's out in September, so you'll see it then. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
We have a sample of what's going to be in the new movie. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
-Hopefully some cars. -Some bits and bobs, yes. -Let's have a look at the clip. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
The world's greatest spy... | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
-Johnny English. Work hard, play hard. -Is back. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:04 | |
And deadlier than ever. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
You've been away for some time, English. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
But you haven't been forgotten. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
There is a plot to kill the Premier. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
-Time is of the essence. Where are we on security? -English? | 0:28:17 | 0:28:21 | |
Give me 24 hours. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:27 | |
-In 2011... -My country needs me. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:33 | |
-It's Johnny English. -Let's kick some bottom. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
British intelligence... | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
Fights back. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:42 | |
Johnny! | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
It's the killer from Hong Kong! Murderous crone! | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
I've got her! You old hag! She's the killer! | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
-She's my mother! -Granny! | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
I thought the last one was excellent. And that looks... | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
You'd go and see that, wouldn't you? | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
Obviously, let's talk about the cars in there. We saw a Rolls-Royce, the Phantom. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
Yeah, Rolls-Royce Phantom coupe, exactly. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
I feel as though the Aston thing has been a bit over done. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
It's in the James Bond movies and we used it in the first film. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
I just felt like doing something a bit different. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:23 | |
I've become quite a fan of the Phantom. But I wanted to give the car we had a little USP. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:28 | |
You know, some unique little thing which no other Phantom had. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
-Which was? -Which was an engine. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:36 | |
But not any engine. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
This was an engine... | 0:29:39 | 0:29:40 | |
There's an interesting story behind it. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
When BMW bought the rights to the Rolls-Royce name | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
in the late 20th century, they had the opportunity to create | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
the ultimate luxury car for the 21st century. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
They thought, "Maybe we ought to give it the ultimate engine." | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
So let's give it something like a nine-litre V16 engine. | 0:29:54 | 0:30:00 | |
And, unbelievably, they made three or four of these engines and they tested them. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
They got them up to speed and they had unbelievable power and torque figures. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:08 | |
And then, at the last minute, they thought, "Hmm, might be a bit over the top." | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
But they had developed these engines and they'd stuck them in the warehouse somewhere. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
And I knew that they existed, so I got in touch with Rolls-Royce | 0:30:15 | 0:30:19 | |
and said, "Would you mind squeezing one of your V16 engines in the front of our Johnny English Phantom?" | 0:30:19 | 0:30:24 | |
Very sweetly, they agree to do it. And it works, it's the real thing. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
So the car we have over there, which is from the movie, that's got a V16 engine in it? | 0:30:27 | 0:30:33 | |
-Yes, a nine litre V16 engine. -That's amazing. That's why its bonnet's up? | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
I thought it had broken down. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
No, Jeremy, it hasn't broken down. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
I'm with you, I'm a huge fan of the Phantom. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
-I think it is one of the greatest cars. -And, of course, it fits perfectly because the Phantom | 0:30:43 | 0:30:48 | |
was designed for that engine. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
I want to talk, if I may, just a bit about comedy. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
The comedy stuff, take Blackadder. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
-Right. -When you read that script and there was somebody there called Bob. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:01 | |
Anybody else would read it and go, All right, they're called Bob." You decided that | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
Bob could be a funny word. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:05 | |
Right. Bob. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
But how do you do that? | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
It was always at the end of the sentence. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
"So, how can I help you, Bob?" | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
It just seemed like a funny way of saying it. Bob. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
Because I was wondering, I was looking at a list of motoring words | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
the other day and wondering if you could, just by saying them, make them funny. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
-Just say the word. -Airbag. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
De Dion-Bouton. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
That's a French word, that. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
Petrol pump. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
Very good. Round of applause for saying "petrol pump". | 0:31:43 | 0:31:45 | |
-Can I just say, it's also the faces. -Exactly, that helps. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:50 | |
Reviewing the car, because I have to think of all sorts of things to say about a car. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:55 | |
I know that if you were a presenter on this show, you could just do it with an expression. | 0:31:55 | 0:32:00 | |
-Right. -So, for example, if you were presented with a McLaren F1. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:05 | |
Think of another one. The imperiousness one gets from a Range Rover. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:16 | |
Ah, right, OK. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
Amazing! | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
We have so much to learn. So, obviously, you do love your cars. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:36 | |
-Yeah. -Now, of course, you race. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
Yeah, occasionally. Historic racing, yeah. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
So, what are you racing now? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
What I have got is a Ford Falcon, 1964 Ford Falcon. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
It's a big 4.7 litre V8, and very, very light. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
Isn't that like land yachting?! | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
Yes, exactly, it's got a certain floppiness to it! | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
So, obviously, driving the Kia... | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
One of my worries about coming on the show was | 0:33:02 | 0:33:06 | |
that I think people know | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
that I'm a car enthusiast and that I have done some racing, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
and they will assume that in the Reasonably Priced Car | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
I'll be very good, when there's no guarantee of that whatsoever. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
Because it is a very particular thing, | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
and I'm a slow learner of cars and all that. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
But anyway, I was keen to have a go, so I had a go. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
Who here would like to see Rowan's lap? | 0:33:23 | 0:33:27 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 | |
Play the tape. Let's have a look. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
Like you were using launch control! | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
Okey-dokey. Here we go. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
You look a bit nervous, if I may say. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
Ooh, wide line, like a Formula 1 driver through there. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
And wide on the way out as well. Looking smooth. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
Hopeless, hopeless, hopeless. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Yes, now, here we are, into the Hammerhead, | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
keeping it between the lines. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
Obviously, the slower you appear to be going - | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
and that does appear to be very slow indeed - | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
sometimes, the faster it is. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:15 | |
That doesn't look too bad, but what do you think from inside? | 0:34:15 | 0:34:19 | |
Good, good, good. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
You really weren't pleased with any part of this, were you? | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
Obviously, flat through there. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
Not so good. Not so good, that. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:32 | |
Come on, cheer up! Yeah, that's nicely done. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
I say, keeping it very tight on the runway. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
That's a new, interesting line. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
Second to last corner, that is beautifully handled. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
And Gambon, no drama, no histrionics, across the line. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
Well. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
There's the board. Where do you think you might have come? | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
Who's at the very top? | 0:35:00 | 0:35:01 | |
The man at the very top is John Bishop, the northern comedian, | 0:35:01 | 0:35:05 | |
-followed by Ross Noble, the northern comedian. -I was born in the north. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:09 | |
You're from the same neck of the woods as Ross Noble. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
-Indeed. -You're looking at the top, you have that...? | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
No, exactly, one looks at that, | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
but there's no reason why I should be there. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
I felt as though I did OK, but not great. That's my view. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:25 | |
OK, at the very top is Bishop on, what is he, 1:42.8. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
So, Rowan Atkinson. You did it... | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
..one... | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
Good. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
..forty... | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
Excellent. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:39 | |
..two... | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
..two. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:46 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
Come on! That's the new fastest man we've ever had on our track! | 0:35:51 | 0:35:56 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Rowan Atkinson, the fastest man ever! | 0:35:59 | 0:36:04 | |
It is actually remarkable, | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
because we did genuinely think when Bishop did that time | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
and was so much faster than Tom Cruise, it would never be beaten. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
No, the Tom Cruise thing is fun, actually. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
And your lap times were incredibly consistent, | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
as is the mark of a great racing driver. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
Pish and posh! | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
Turns out you're in the wrong career. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
-So, a lot of people think you've already been on this show. -Yes. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:37 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, he has now. Rowan Atkinson! | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
Many people say that last year they stopped making the Hummer because it was too big and too silly. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:55 | |
However, Richard Hammond says the reason it's gone west is because it wasn't big or silly enough. | 0:36:55 | 0:37:03 | |
This is one of the deceased Hummers. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
The H3. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
And it is, you'll notice, a pretty sizable car. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:23 | |
However, if you mourn its passing, | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
don't worry because happily you can now buy something a bit bigger. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
It's called the Marauder, which is quite a scary sounding name. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:40 | |
But, hey, Buttercup didn't feel quite right so, hey, live with it. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:44 | |
I can't imagine it ever having one of those Christian fish symbols on the back bumper. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:49 | |
The Marauder, which is built in South Africa, weighs ten tonnes. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:54 | |
It's also 21 feet long and 9 feet high. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:59 | |
So in traffic it does tend to stand out a bit. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
Ooh, don't people get out of your way! | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
Don't they! | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
CHUCKLES Yeah! Hmm... | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Tell you what, you do get some people telling you about how they feel a bit nervous in Johannesburg. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:26 | |
I er... I don't, no! I don't. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
It's a weird feeling because I'm both worried about bumping into things because it's big, | 0:38:31 | 0:38:36 | |
and NOT worried about bumping into things | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
because, well, frankly, who cares? | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
Like the original Hummer, the Marauder is a military-spec vehicle that ordinary civilians can buy. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:50 | |
All you have to do is pass a background check | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
to prove you're not a villain living in a hollowed-out volcano, | 0:38:53 | 0:38:58 | |
and come up with a cheque for £300,000. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
That is Rolls Royce Phantom money, | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
for a machine that's not exactly the last word in luxury. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:10 | |
Take the back seats, for instance. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:13 | |
There are eight of them, which is good, | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
but I don't think you'll be renting this out as a wedding car any day soon. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
And as for the dashboard, they clearly decided not to go for the walnut and leather option on here, | 0:39:19 | 0:39:26 | |
partly because they need to leave room for the switches, | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
partly because the wood might clash with the machine guns. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
However, the Marauder does compensate in other areas. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:39 | |
Take this annoying slow traffic that I'm stuck in now. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:44 | |
Normally this is where you need some expensive sat-nav system to give you alternative routes. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:49 | |
The Marauder doesn't need sat-nav. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
There you go. There you go. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
It really does control its immense weight very well. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
Yes! | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
It really is like offroading quite a large building. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:21 | |
Right, now... | 0:40:24 | 0:40:25 | |
That gap's big enough. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
I-It is now. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:36 | |
Oh, Lord! | 0:40:43 | 0:40:44 | |
ALARM WAILS | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
This is a good town car. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
In fact, the Marauder has several benefits as a city runabout. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:07 | |
Imagine, for example, that you nip off to get a coffee and this happens. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:14 | |
Oh! That's not nice, no. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
Now, normally the towaway people leave you powerless and penniless, | 0:41:22 | 0:41:28 | |
but not this time. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:29 | |
The Marauder has got 290 brake horsepower | 0:41:29 | 0:41:33 | |
and a top speed of just 70 mph, which admittedly isn't brilliant. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
However, the torque figure is astonishing - | 0:41:37 | 0:41:41 | |
1,100 Newton metres of it, which is...a lot. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:45 | |
And that makes it pretty good in a towaway tug-of-war. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
We're going this way. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
Yes, there you go. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
Another everyday irritation, | 0:42:10 | 0:42:11 | |
popping into the supermarket | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
and coming out to find yourself blocked in. Again, | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
no problem for the Marauder, thanks to its vertical climbing system. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
Low range, four-wheel drive, div lock, | 0:42:23 | 0:42:28 | |
drive, handbrake off. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
It's really kind of the ideal shopping car. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:04 | |
But let's not get carried away because, like everything, | 0:43:06 | 0:43:12 | |
the Marauder has its weak points. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
Visiting a drive-through, for example. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
Normally at about this point you'd roll down the windows | 0:43:17 | 0:43:21 | |
and get ready to say, "Cheeseburger and chips, please." | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
But the problem is the Marauder's windows are for tough situations, | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
they're 90 mm thick. They can shrug off an RPG | 0:43:28 | 0:43:33 | |
and as a result you can't open them, so this is where it gets a bit awkward. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
Good morning, can I take your order please? | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
Hello? If you're there... | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
BOOMS OVER LOUDSPEAKER: ..I'd like a cheeseburger and some chips, please. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
This isn't a riot situation, don't be alarmed. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
But the real problem comes when you drive around to collect your order. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:58 | |
Right. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:01 | |
Don't be alarmed, I'm not shooting. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
So, a mark against the Marauder there. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
And if you happen to visit a safari park... | 0:44:15 | 0:44:20 | |
you might find that the windscreen wipers aren't that tough. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:25 | |
But is this the only weak spot? Let's see. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:30 | |
Now, this is where we're going to do a little test you won't find | 0:44:33 | 0:44:38 | |
in the NCAP ratings, and we start not with this but with that. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:43 | |
Our old friend, the Hummer... | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
..whose underside was packed with seven pounds of plastic explosive. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:54 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:57 | |
Really not much point trying to see if it'll start because some pretty important bits are missing. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:03 | |
So the H3 is, like Hummer itself, very dead. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:09 | |
But the important question is what happens to the Marauder | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
when you put the same amount of explosives underneath it? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:17 | |
Right, well, clearly, what has happened here is there was a fight | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
between the Marauder and the earth, and the earth lost and the explosives have just dug a big hole. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:45 | |
The question is, can it still be driven? | 0:45:45 | 0:45:50 | |
OK, fingers crossed. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
ENGINE STRUGGLES | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:45:55 | 0:45:56 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
That was definitely an inconvenience but really nothing more. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:03 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
This is the pretty little village of Chilham in Kent. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
And careful planning means all of the houses are still very lovely. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:37 | |
But look here. The owner of this house wouldn't be allowed | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
by the planners to fit uPVC windows or stone cladding, but he's allowed to festoon | 0:46:40 | 0:46:47 | |
the parking space outside his house with a hideous Chrysler PT Cruiser. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:54 | |
It makes no sense. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
If I had my way, only one car would be allowed in a village as lovely as this. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:03 | |
A car that, this year, is celebrating its 50th birthday. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:07 | |
The beguiling, bewitching, beautiful | 0:47:07 | 0:47:12 | |
E-type Jag. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
Over the years, there have been many pretty cars. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:23 | |
But Enzo Ferrari described the E-type as the prettiest of them all. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:31 | |
And what makes that extraordinary is that it was shaped at night | 0:47:34 | 0:47:39 | |
in a rudimentary early-days wind tunnel that used so much electricity | 0:47:39 | 0:47:43 | |
it could only be operated when the rest of the country was asleep. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:47 | |
And everyone was still asleep when the car itself was tested | 0:47:49 | 0:47:54 | |
because the only place where they could actually run it up to its 149 mph top speed | 0:47:54 | 0:48:01 | |
was at 5am on the M1. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
It was on one of those high-speed runs they discovered the roof | 0:48:05 | 0:48:09 | |
would flap about so, | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
to weigh it down, a string of lead shot was sewn into the canvas. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:16 | |
And there was a similar make-do-and-mend attitude to the rear suspension. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
The chief engineer was given just a month to design an entirely new system. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:25 | |
The boss, Sir William Lyons, bet him a fiver he couldn't do it. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:29 | |
He did, and Jag used exactly the same set-up for the next 25 years. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:36 | |
Lyons, in fact, was completely underwhelmed by the finished product. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
He didn't like the look of the back end and didn't think it would sell. He was wrong. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:46 | |
Because when the E-type was unveiled at the Geneva Motor Show in March 1961, | 0:48:46 | 0:48:54 | |
it was an instant hit. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:55 | |
Such was demand for test drives that a second demonstrator | 0:48:57 | 0:49:01 | |
was driven through the night from the factory in Coventry to Switzerland. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:05 | |
And this is that very car. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
OK, let's see what the old girl can do. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
I know it's genesis, I know this is the very first convertible E-type ever, | 0:49:19 | 0:49:24 | |
but I have to find out what it's like when we give it some noise. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:28 | |
Oh-ho-ho! | 0:49:30 | 0:49:31 | |
Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
Can you imagine what it must have been like in 1961? | 0:49:38 | 0:49:41 | |
You've been to the bakery, you've queued for a week for a loaf of bread, you're on your way home | 0:49:41 | 0:49:46 | |
in black-and-white in your Humber and you were overtaken by one of these. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:52 | |
It must have been staggering. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
"What was that?!" | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
It's the same age, this car and me, give or take. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:03 | |
It has aged better. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:04 | |
Still looks good. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
But it wasn't just the looks that astonished everyone back in 1961. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:13 | |
Back then, the equivalent Ferrari or Maserati was £6,000. A little bit more, in fact. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:19 | |
This was £2,098, and this, | 0:50:19 | 0:50:24 | |
thanks to its 3.8 litre straight-six engine, was faster. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:30 | |
Oh-ho-ho! | 0:50:32 | 0:50:34 | |
This is just heaven. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
Even by today's standards, that's a lot of go. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
Small wonder the E-type became a must-have accessory for the jet set. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:55 | |
Princess Grace, Steve McQueen, Tony Curtis, | 0:50:55 | 0:51:00 | |
Britt Ekland, Frank Sinatra, George Best, | 0:51:00 | 0:51:04 | |
Roy Orbison, Charlton Heston, Count Basie. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:08 | |
They all had E-type Jags. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
No car before ever caused such a stir | 0:51:13 | 0:51:17 | |
and no car has since, really. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
Until now. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
This is called the Eagle Speedster. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:34 | |
Made by a small engineering company in Sussex, it looks like an E-type. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:39 | |
It's even based on an E-type but there have been some changes. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:43 | |
The aluminium body is deeper, | 0:51:43 | 0:51:47 | |
the windscreen is lower and more steeply raked. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
The wheels are new, and the tyres, and the brakes. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:54 | |
And the interior. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:57 | |
If someone had come to me asking for planning permission to alter | 0:51:59 | 0:52:04 | |
an E-type Jaguar, I'd have said no, don't be stupid, you'll mess it up! | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
But they haven't. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
I think this, by a long way, is the most beautiful car I've ever seen. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:18 | |
It might actually be the most beautiful THING I've ever seen. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:24 | |
And the surgery isn't just cosmetic. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:32 | |
Under the bonnet there's a fuel-injected 4.7 litre straight-six | 0:52:32 | 0:52:37 | |
which sends its power to the rear wheels through a five-speed gearbox and an aluminium differential. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:45 | |
As a result of all the aluminium, which doesn't weigh very much, | 0:52:49 | 0:52:53 | |
this has a better power-to-weight ratio than a Porsche 911 Turbo, | 0:52:53 | 0:52:57 | |
and, as a result of that, it can do 0 - 60 in 5 seconds. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:01 | |
Flat out, it'll do 160. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
-And then there's the noise. -ENGINE ROARS | 0:53:08 | 0:53:13 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
It's spitting fire. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
It's a spitfire! That's what it is. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
The looks, the noise! | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
This, to me, is... | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
absolute perfection. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:55 | |
I'll put my hand on my heart and say here and now | 0:53:56 | 0:53:59 | |
I've never ever driven a car, ever, that I've wanted more than this one. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:05 | |
I yearn to have it. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
There is, however, a problem. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:26 | |
Because every single piece of this car, pretty much, was hand-made, | 0:54:26 | 0:54:32 | |
the price is fantastic. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:34 | |
Enormous. Eye-watering. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:36 | |
I didn't know numbers went this high, but it turns out they do, so sit down, I'm going to say it. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:43 | |
Here we go. The Eagle Speedster... | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
..is half a million pounds. Half a million. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:52 | |
That's a lot for a toy. A car that doesn't even have a roof. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:59 | |
But this is more than a toy. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:02 | |
It's a modern take on the E-type Jag. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:05 | |
And the E-type, with the possible exception of Concorde, | 0:55:05 | 0:55:08 | |
is almost certainly the last truly great thing Britain made. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:13 | |
I think we should be more proud of it than we actually are. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:21 | |
Its 50th birthday was marked by a small piece on page 16 of the Daily Telegraph | 0:55:21 | 0:55:26 | |
and I don't think that's right, which is why I've organised something a little more substantial. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:32 | |
-BAND PLAYS -I've organised something which recognises that this is the soul, | 0:55:32 | 0:55:38 | |
the spirit, the beating heart of all that we can be. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:42 | |
The E-type isn't a plucky Brit that's happy to come home second, it wouldn't be humiliated by Barcelona. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:50 | |
It wouldn't simply wave Sebastian Vettel by. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:54 | |
And if you asked an E-type to organise a royal wedding, | 0:55:54 | 0:55:58 | |
it wouldn't ferry the guests to Westminster Abbey in a fleet of minibuses. | 0:55:58 | 0:56:02 | |
The E-type doesn't know what a minibus is. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:06 | |
Every country has an icon. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
The great nation of France has the big brown pylon in the middle of Paris. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:13 | |
Australia has a rock. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
The Belgians have a urinating infant. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
Well this, I put it to you, is ours. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:21 | |
Our Jerusalem, our chariot of fire, the maypole around which the people | 0:56:21 | 0:56:26 | |
of this funny little rock in the North Atlantic can gather, to remind ourselves | 0:56:26 | 0:56:31 | |
that, once upon a time, we really were as great... | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
..as we think we are now. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:37 | |
ENGINE FAILS | 0:57:12 | 0:57:15 | |
It won't start. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:57:18 | 0:57:23 | |
A stirring but nicely understated tribute there, I thought. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:33 | |
But you said something that worried me - with the possible exception of Concorde, | 0:57:33 | 0:57:37 | |
the E-type was the last great thing Britain made. Is that right? | 0:57:37 | 0:57:41 | |
Can you think of anything we've made since which you go, "that's a world-beater"? | 0:57:41 | 0:57:46 | |
The E-type was a third the price of the Ferrari, as I said, and faster, and better-looking. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:50 | |
The only thing I can think that even gets close really is Monty Python, that moved the world on. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:55 | |
What about those vacuum cleaners with no bags in them? | 0:57:55 | 0:57:58 | |
We invented those and they're pretty good, they're clever. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
Hammond, I'm not sure that, in 50 years' time, people will be having | 0:58:01 | 0:58:04 | |
a big birthday party on Beachy Head with people going, "These Dysons are brilliant!" | 0:58:04 | 0:58:08 | |
I'm not sure that's going to happen. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
-Moving on, the Eagle Speedster - is it really that good? -Look at it. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:16 | |
Seriously, just look at it. | 0:58:16 | 0:58:19 | |
It's beautiful to behold, yes, but how can it really be worth | 0:58:19 | 0:58:24 | |
five times more than an immaculate original E-type? | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
I can demonstrate that, Hammond. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:28 | |
I can demonstrate that because, if I step in here, OK? Listen. | 0:58:28 | 0:58:32 | |
ENGINE FAILS | 0:58:35 | 0:58:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:58:36 | 0:58:38 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:58:38 | 0:58:39 | |
CHEERING | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 | |
It starts. | 0:58:42 | 0:58:44 | |
On that bombshell, it's time to end. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:46 | |
Thank you very much for watching. Good night! | 0:58:46 | 0:58:48 | |
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