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Thank you. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Now... | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
we start tonight on our track. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
This is a place of screaming engines and tyre smoke. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:28 | |
It is a cathedral to the god of thunder and the mistress of power. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
The natural home, then, for James May. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
That is a selection of sporty Astons. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
All of them neatly demonstrating exactly what's wrong with modern sports cars - handling. | 0:00:54 | 0:01:01 | |
The people who make sports cars are absolutely obsessed with it, to the exclusion of everything else, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:09 | |
like comfort, refinement. They just give you a racket, a load of smoke and a bad back. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
That is the noise made by idiots - full of sound and fury | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
and signifying nothing. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
The reason these Astons are so unnecessarily hard core | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
is this because of this place - the Nurburgring. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:32 | |
As soon as a car company comes here to develop a new model, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
they forget about everything else except lap times, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
and that is the ruination of a car. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Of course, those of you who know your Astons will be saying, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
"But there is a model for you - the DB9, the most grown-up and least sporty Aston of them all." | 0:01:49 | 0:01:55 | |
The trouble with this, though, is, it isn't shaking my teeth out | 0:01:55 | 0:02:00 | |
and it's not sending me into a boiling rage about handling, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
but it isn't really giving me the fizz, either. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
I think this has now gone a bit too far the other way. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
There's a slight whiff of old fart about it. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
So, what I need is the comfort of the DB9 | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
infused with some of the power of the red-hot DBS. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
And it looks like my prayers may have been answered... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
..with this, the new Virage. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
At first glance, it looks the same as any of the current Astons. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
But take a second look and you'll see that nearly all the body panels are new, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
as are the front grille and the streamlined headlights. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
But does it fill the gap between the DB9 and the DBS? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
Now, the DBS has 510 horsepower, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
the DB9 over there has 470, and the Virage, that has 490. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:06 | |
Logically, then, the Virage should be the second fastest. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
I wonder how we can find that out. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
ENGINES ROAR | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Well, come on, we've got a runway and three Astons. What do you expect us to do? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
Go! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Taking the DB9... | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Only just. It's very close. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh, yes, yes, yes! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Yes! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
The car in the middle of the power range | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
came in the middle of the race. How about that? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
The Virage uses the same 6-litre V12 you'll find in the DB9 and the DBS, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:56 | |
but, again, it's a sort of in-the-middle version. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
It's tuned differently from the DBS engine. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Now it gives 85% of maximum torque... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
it does 1,500 RPM... | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
and it will go on to 186 miles an hour! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
And when all this gets a bit much, you have ceramic brakes as standard. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
So... | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Phwoar. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Nice. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
As for the handling - surprise, surprise - it's sharper than the DB9 | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
but not as aggressive as a DBS. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
So let's move on to the price. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
The DBS is £170,000. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
The DB9 is £125,000. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
The new Virage is £150,000. You see - in the middle. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
So far, then, it's shaping up well, and it gets better. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
This is probably the best-looking of all the Astons | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
and it has the nicest interior. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
The stitching is all done by one seamstress to keep the weave constant. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
And, joy of joys, the useless Volvo sat nav of other Astons | 0:05:14 | 0:05:19 | |
has been ditched for one that works. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
However, before I can give this car a clean bill of health, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
I have to address the elephant in the room. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
The worry is, they've made another track monster. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
They've fallen for the same old trick - it's got to go round the Nurburgring, etc, etc. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
So I've decided to do something radical - | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
leave the track and go for a potter round our airfield. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
My idea here is to go on something a bit like a real road and see what the ride is actually like, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:53 | |
and it will allow me to show you all the bits of the Top Gear test track that you never normally see. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:59 | |
That's actually our studio. This is Nigel's garage. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
He's a lovely chap. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Unfortunately, viewers, I then had to cancel the rest of the tour | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
because, after just a few hundred yards, I was too cross to carry on. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
My God, I don't believe it. They've done it. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
I've got everything turned off, I've got sport off, the firm suspension off, but it's still too jiggly. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:22 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
It's been ruined by the ride. Listen. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Rattle, rattle, bang, bang. That is not necessary. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
The Virage, then, is a missed opportunity. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
It could, and should, have been a comfortable gentleman's express. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
Instead, it's just another pointless bone-shaking racing car. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
This is the Nissan Pixo and it is the cheapest car on sale in the UK right now. | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
It costs just £6,995. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
It sounds fantastic, but is it? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Jeremy decided to find out. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Well, here it is. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
It's built in India and it has a one-litre, three-cylinder engine, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
so it's very slow. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Also, it doesn't look very nice, it isn't very spacious | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
and it comes with less equipment than a cave. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
You do get power steering and anti-lock brakes. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Argh, ducks! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Missed them. Thank you, anti-lock brakes. Working well there. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
You also get a radio, and a dial! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:44 | |
But if you want to get the window down, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
you have to move this lever in an anti-clockwise direction. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
To get it up again, you move it in a clockwise direction. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
And it's a similar story with the door mirrors. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
They're operated by these funny prongs. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
You don't even get any carpets. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
But if you pay an extra £37, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Nissan will sell you what they call | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
luxury velour textile floor mats. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
If you spend £3 on top of that, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
they will give you a Nissan-branded toggle bag, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
containing both a sponge and a sachet of car shampoo. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
Of course, you might say that for less than £7,000, | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
you should expect to do without speed and space and looks | 0:08:30 | 0:08:35 | |
and electric windows and carpets. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
But do you have to? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Because what does £6,995 buy you | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
if you're prepared to ferret around on the second-hand market? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
This, for a kick-off. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
This is a Bentley Turbo R. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
It's 23 years old, it's done 122,000 miles | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
and this actual car is for sale right now for £6,995. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:09 | |
For all this! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
I mean, look at it! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Not a Nissan, no. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
What it is is a Bentley that I'm in, for the same money. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
It's got five more cylinders than the Nissan and a turbocharger, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
so it is MUCH faster. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
And the luxury lambswool mats are included in the price. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
If I operate this button, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
my window goes up and down. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
With this button, I can move my seat backwards and forwards. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
With this button, I adjust my horns. I can have a twin horn. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
Very nice. Or a single one. No. I'll just have a twin one. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
Back in 1988, this car cost someone £79,000. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:55 | |
Here we are now and you can buy it for less than a tenth of that. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
I mean, look! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Leather, leather, leather, leather. Wood. Leather, leather, leather. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
Leather. Leather. Leather. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
It is genuinely unbelievable | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
that that car costs exactly the same as this car. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Of course, we're not thick. Well, he is. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
But even he knows that the Bentley was hand-made in England | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
and saying something was hand-made in England is just a way of saying | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
the door's going to fall off. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
This isn't going to be as reliable as the Nissan. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
When stuff does go wrong with this, the bills are going to be ma-hoo-sive. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
They are, they are. Don't worry, though. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
It turns out there are many, many alternatives. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
All of the cars here are on the market right now | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
for less than the price of that Nissan Pixo. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
The Honda S2000, for example. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
This one is now for sale with 47,000 miles on the clock | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
for £6,500. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
And you could have a Mazda RX8. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Look, four doors, like the Nissan Pixo. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
This one has done 28,000 miles. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
It's new! It's a brand-new car! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Subaru Impreza, in budget, in the correct blue and gold alloys. Lovely. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
-WRX, this one. -It is. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Could you get an STI in budget? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-No. -P1. -No. -RB5. -Now you're just saying letters and numbers. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-SK1? -That's the postcode for Stockport. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
It's done 37,000 miles. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
What? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
It's only done 37,000? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
It's got everything on it. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
-Electric mirrors, air-con. -Air conditioning. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
£6,500. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
That's fantastic. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
Of course, some of the cars we found are cheap because they're rubbish. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:50 | |
But most aren't, like this Alpha, this Jag, | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
or these BMWs. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
We even found a Porsche. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
It's done 88,000 miles and it feels tight as a drum | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
and you are driving about in a convertible Porsche. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
That's what worries me. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
-Do you think we look a bit... -Manly. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
-No. -Tough. No, the opposite of those things. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Hello there. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
We're talking about football. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
I'm just going to spit out of the window. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Can we go and have a look at some fighter jets? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Ready, go, go, go. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
ENGINE BLARES | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
There. It just does a sort of raaaaah. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
It makes a great noise, they are incredibly well balanced. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
It is hard to think of a better car for £6,500, or £6,900, than this. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
That gave us an idea for a challenge. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Which one of us could buy the most amazing car | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
for the price of a Nissan Pixo? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
This is my choice. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
A Mercedes CL which I found on the internet for £6,995. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:11 | |
What makes that price particularly extraordinary | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
is that this is the top-of-the-range model, the V12. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
It comes with just about everything. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
It has a television, it has radar-guided cruise control | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
that maintains a set distance to the car in front. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
It has voice-activated controls. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
It has seats that massage you as you drive along. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
If you bought the equivalent of this car today, | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
it would cost you £161,000. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
And that makes this the bargain of the century. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
No, it isn't. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
Because THIS is. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
The BMW 850ci. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
It, too, has a V12 engine. Not the lesser V8-engined 840. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
But what makes this car better than Jeremy's is... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:58 | |
Pop-up headlamps. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Simple as that. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
-How much did you pay for this? -£6,700. Yours? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
-£6,995. -Less! -How old is it? -'94... 17 years old. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
-Ahem, nine. -Really? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
-Nine years old. -How many miles has it done? -127. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
-54,000. -Rubbish! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Why does it have casters from a sofa instead of wheels? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
OK, it's period. They were that size in those days. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
What are they? 17? 16? 16-inch. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
16-inch wheels. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
And you know full well | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
that means fatter tyres and that means a better ride. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
It's got Smarties for wheels. And is that ruched leather? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Oh, yes. Yes, it is. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Why do people from Birmingham like a ruche?! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
To find out which of us | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
had bought the best car, we decided to conduct a series of tests, | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
starting, not unsurprisingly, with speed. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
This is a 1.8-mile runway | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
and all we wanted to know is who'd get to the far end first. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Of course, what matters most of all in a race like this is power | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
and the simple fact is I have more of it. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
A lot more. And more torque. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Because my car has pop-up headlamps, it is sleeker at the front, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
more aerodynamic and, in a race like this, aerodynamics matter. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:27 | |
Three, two, one, go! | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
Yeah! Oh... | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
And that is goodbye, Hammond. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
His car is limited, top speed 155. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
BMW, not limited. Top speed, 156. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:48 | |
(I can still whisper. 130 miles an hour. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
(140.) | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
He's ahead, yes, but soon he will hit the limiter | 0:15:56 | 0:16:01 | |
and I will surge past. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
155 miles an hour. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
But that surging thing didn't happen. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Kack! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
What a machine! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
We pulled over for a post-race chat. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
-Hello! -Hello! Can I just say, what happened there? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Well, obviously the BM lost. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
The weirdest thing was, as we crossed the finishing line at the end, | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
mine changed up, | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
so I think given a longer runway, like 50 miles longer... | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
-Yes, yes, yes. -I would have won. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
-Have you ever run a race while carrying a television? -No. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
-And a sideboard. -I've got a television and a sideboard in here. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Can I also say I want one of these phones on a cord in my car. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
To try and understand why Hammond's car was so slow, | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
we put it on a machine that would reveal how many horsepowers | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
had escaped over the years. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
There's no need to tether it. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Got to shackle this beast down. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
-It took nearly an hour to get down that runaway. -No, it didn't. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Soon the machine gave us an answer. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-How many was it? -296 when it was new. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
296 horsepower for your five-litre engine. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
-How many years old? -17 years old. -269 at the flywheel. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:24 | |
27 horses have escaped. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-Less than two a year. -You could eat that many horses a year. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Perhaps you're just a rubbish driver. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
We then decided to test the Mercedes. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
-Jet noise. -That's not the car! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
-To start with, 362 brake horse power. -Yes. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:45 | |
Today, after nine years... Yes. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
352. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
352. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
So my car has lost fewer horsepower than yours, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
is faster than yours, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
has much more equipment than yours. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
It hasn't got pop-up headlamps and the leather is NOT ruched! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
We then checked out our cars' interiors, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
using our old friend, Mr Manlove and his team of forensic experts. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
You know the last time we tested cars like this on Top Gear? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
-Didn't we find that yours was all full of blood and mucus? -Yeah. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
And faeces. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
After a microscopic examination, Manlove was ready with the results. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:28 | |
Why don't we go Hammond first, since you usually lose these? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
All right, then. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
With the BMW, first of all, we are lacking faeces this time. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
-No faeces. -Yes! No faeces! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
No faeces. We do have plenty of saliva, which you would expect. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:41 | |
It is on the carphone. When you talk, little spatters of saliva coem out. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
We also had a lot of material which looks like rolled nasal mucus again. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:51 | |
-What nasal mucus? -Rolled. -Rolled nasal... -As in... | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-Picking and flicking. -Absolutely. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
-Finally, there was an odour of urine. -Somebody in there has wet themselves? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
-It was a general, pervading aroma. -I need another lavatory! -Right. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
The Mercedes. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Um, there was some white powder found on tapings | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
as was some herbal material that looked like it had been cut or chopped. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:20 | |
-We didn't do any further testing on that. -White powder... | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
-So that is talc. -Yes. It could be talcum powder. -Or flour. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
And moving on to the front passenger seat. There was a rhinestone. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
And then we had chemical reactions with that | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
we would frequently find if we were examining different | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
types of cases on potentially vagina swabs, present. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
-Vaginal... -Material on the passenger seat. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-So, mine was a drooling businessman flicking bogeys, wet himself. Yours... -Was an interesting bloke. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:52 | |
-Could the rhinestone have come from a vajazzle? -What's that? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:57 | |
A vajazzle. They don't have them in Herefordshire. Don't worry. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
-I'm seeing a magic stick that you wave at things. -No, it isn't that. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
With Manlove's test complete, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
we took our cars onto the road to see what they're like on the...road. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
Oh, yeah. Headlamps popping up. Ooh, yeah. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:21 | |
I'll put them away. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Just feels great. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
It doesn't feel old-fashioned, outdated or second-hand. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
There's just not a clue that this is anything other | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
than an incredibly expensive car. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Rear roller blind, yep, that's working well. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
Put it in sport mode, that works. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Raise the suspension up, lower it, turn the traction control off. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Cruise control. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
In some ways, it's not really a rival for the Nissan Pixo, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
but it is a rival for a brand-new Mercedes. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
You do have to ask, why would you buy one? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Let me just try the linguatronic, make sure that's working OK. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Radio Two. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
-'Capital. Radio 4. News Direct. -Cancel.' | 0:21:04 | 0:21:11 | |
That's working brilliantly. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Exactly like every linguatronic system I've ever encountered. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:18 | |
Total disobedience! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Soon, we pulled over in the town of Market Harborough | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
to conduct a little experiment. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
-This Mercedes, V12, how much do you reckon? -20, 25. -20 or 25. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:34 | |
-27 grand. -27 grand? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
-12 or 13. -12 or 13? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
It's a V12 BMW, what would you think that was for sale for | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
if it was for sale today? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
-About 12,000. -12,000? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
40 to 50,000. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
What about this car, sir? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
It's a V12 also. It's done 54,000 miles. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
20, something like that. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
If your neighbour put that on the drive, | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
you'd think, "They've done all right." | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
It's as we thought. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
People think these cars are worth far more than we actually paid. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:07 | |
So what we have here are two V12 super coupes, | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
blasting through the heart of England | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
silently, quickly, comfortably and cheaply. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:19 | |
If the Nissan's done one thing for us, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
it's let us know that these cars are out there for that kind of money. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
It's a complete no-brainer. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Matt Le Blanc! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
CHEERING | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Have a seat. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
He's here! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
CHEERING CONTINUES | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
That's a good welcome. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Now, first of all, | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
hearty congratulations on your Golden Globe. Last week, wasn't it? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
Last week or the week before, I don't know, I had to fly... | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
I came back here after Christmas... | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Is it easier to win an award or lose one | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
in terms of getting your face right? I'm never quite sure. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
If you win, you've got to look proud, but not smug, | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
and that's a tricky thing to do. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-I've got a lot of practice at the losing face. -The losing face? -Yes. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:40 | |
The camera sits at your table and stays on you | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
and the guy's halfway through his speech | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
and they still have a camera on you, so you... | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
He deserved it, yeah. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
We lost spectacularly last week to a programme called This Morning. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
-You know this? -No. -It's a programme... -Fix! Fix! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Well, no, it's a programme where men put their fingers in other men. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
They did! And as a result of that, we were blown out of the water. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
The viewing public likes that more. So well done, This Morning. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
You won your Golden Globe for Episodes. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
I don't know if anybody here has seen Episodes. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
-I think it is just brilliant. -Thank you. -You've just done the second series, | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
-which is why you're here. -We finished a few days ago. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:29 | |
Talk us through the plot. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
OK, it's a show about a fictitious show that starts in the UK | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
and it's bought by the American networks to be revamped and remade in the States. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
They promise them the world and one by one, | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
every promise is broken, including the fact that they keep | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
their lead actor played by Richard Griffiths and they tell him, | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
"No, can't have him. You're going to hire Matt Le Blanc." | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
So I play this weird, bizarre version of myself. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
Of course, Episodes has not yet become the huge hit. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
What you're best known for is... Well, I tell you what, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
let's show you a clip of you in your best role. Here it is. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
This is Bob Seger, obviously. Night Moves. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
This was the video shot in 1994, and if we look very carefully, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
here's the heroine and...whoa! Wait a minute! Who is that?! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:23 | |
That was '94. Friends had already started in '94, | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
so you were moonlighting in Seger videos. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
A friend of mine directed that and he called me | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
and said, "Hey, I'm doing a video for Bob Seger for Night Moves. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
"Do you want to be the hero guy?" And I said, "Sure, yeah." | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
So I go down there and they get in the little trailer to get ready, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
we're at this drive-in theatre, and someone knocks on the door | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
and says, "Bob Seger would like to see you in his motor home." | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
So I go over into the motor home and he starts talking me through | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
what it was like when he was young and going to the drive-in | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
and trying to pick up girls and he breaks out a bottle of tequila. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Next thing I know, we down a whole bottle of tequila, | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Bob Seger and I, and then they knock on the door, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
"Ready for you on set!" So I'm drunk in the whole video. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
And it wasn't just that. You were also in a Tom Petty video. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
Drunk in that one, too. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
-Drunk today? -Hmm, yeah. -A little bit. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Now, cars. I know you are what we call a petrol head, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:29 | |
I think you call a gear head. We know this... I've got an inkling of it, | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
because when I was watching Episodes, | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
we've got a clip here which gives us a bit of an insight. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Let's just run this. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
-Tell me that's not yours! -You like? -Oh! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
-I read there was only three in the whole world. -Yes. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
-Me, the Sultan Of Brunei and some drug guy. -Oh, it's magnificent. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:54 | |
Here. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
-And that's while I was never picked. Really? -Go for it! | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
I am SO happy. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
Oh! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
Oh! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Oh! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
-Get a room! -Can I? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I wish I knew how to drive. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
That's an Alfa 8C convertible. That's a very rare car. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
You end up in an XK in that first series. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Right. That was a funny story about that car because | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
when they agreed to let us use it in the show, it hadn't been sold yet. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
By the time we needed it, someone had bought it, | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
so it showed up with its own security team and everything else. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
-I got to drive it maybe five feet. -YOU did? -Yeah. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
Steve drove it further than I did. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
This year, it's Ron Dennis's personal Mercedes SLR he loaned us. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:52 | |
-What was that like? -I didn't get to drive that one either! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:56 | |
You're the only one crazy enough to let me behind the wheel, apparently. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
-Now, your car history is chequered, isn't it? -At best, yes. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:06 | |
You had an Audi 5000, which we'd call 100. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
That was the one that had the unintended acceleration stories. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
Yeah, not the one I had, but I heard about that. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
It was like a crap shoot. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
And then there was a Fiat X/19 that came, | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
which is like a motorised vajazzle, I always think, the X1/9. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Yeah, that was probably a mistake. I bought it at a used car lot. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:28 | |
I was driving by and, you know, "Ooh! | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
"That looks like a good waste of money right there." | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
You used to have a Porsche Turbo, didn't you? | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
Yeah, I had a 2000 996 turbo. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
As I understand it, you modified that, | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
cos when we buy cars in Europe, BMWs or Porsches | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
or whatever they might be, that's what they're like, | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
whereas in the States, | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
there seems to be a culture of you buy a car | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
and then you take it to a shop and somebody tweaks it and fiddles with it. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
-Right. -Is that something you just feel you have to do? | 0:28:56 | 0:29:00 | |
Well, for me, it's like, if someone who doesn't know anything about cars | 0:29:00 | 0:29:05 | |
can just go down to the store and get the same car, | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
that's not right. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
I mean, I love cars, so mine should go a LITTLE faster, I think. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:13 | |
What did you do to the turbo? | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
The turbo, I had a gimbal, a computer programme put in it | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
and an exhaust, and tech art suspension loaded and then | 0:29:18 | 0:29:22 | |
I took it in to have... The mass air sensor was starting to go. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:26 | |
-This is probably super-boring for most people. -No, it isn't. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
This is Top Gear so for once, you are allowed to talk like this. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
The Tonight Show wouldn't let me talk about any of this! | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
Are you a man who goes and drives on circuits? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
Occasionally, yeah, mostly with the bikes. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
-I know that's a sore subject with you. -No, you can talk about bikes. You've got three seconds. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
And they're up. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
So, have you ever driven round Laguna Seca, | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
which is your nearest track, I guess? | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
Yeah, Willow Springs is probably closer, | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
but Laguna Sega is such a beautiful facility. You know, the Corkscrew there. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:01 | |
The Corkscrew is a corner that I just find impossible | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
to get round without crashing. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Six stories I think it drops. It's left, right, it's six stories. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:11 | |
Yeah, it's not my idea of fun. Our track is much easier. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
I know you took your trip down here quite seriously, | 0:30:13 | 0:30:18 | |
because you told our researcher, you were asking about the Kia | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
and the roll cage, which you said, "Ah, that'll make it more rigid." | 0:30:21 | 0:30:25 | |
We've never had any of this before from a guest, somebody that keen. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
That's probably the best handling Kia there is. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
-Pretty nice little car. -Who here would like to see Matt's lap? | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
-AUDIENCE CHEERS IN ASSENT Me too, yeah! -Let's have a look. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
Just don't use the brake as much, that's all. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
No, you're going to need the brakes there. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
Were you OK with having a stick-shift on your left? | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
Yeah, I missed a couple of shifts here and there, but... | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
-Well, that looks, that's the sort of tidy corner. -Sloppy at best. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
We're keeping it tidy through there. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
The more boring it looks, the faster it often is. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
That's, well, very boring indeed through there. Hammerhead. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:09 | |
Almost got the front wheel off the ground there, but not quite. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
That's very tight on the way out. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
It was obviously boring you to death as well out there. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
Flat through there, yeah, no lifting. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
Your heart is beating once every three hours. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
You're going to cut this one. Yeah, that's very cut. Gambon, cut it. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:40 | |
Oh, yes, very cut. And there we are, across the line. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
-What do you reckon? -Um... | 0:31:52 | 0:31:56 | |
-Well, hopefully in the top half somewhere. -Hopefully in the top half. | 0:31:56 | 0:32:01 | |
Well, often when laps look that drama-less, as it were, | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
they can be quite fast. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
So there's the board. Rowan Atkinson currently leading 1.42.2. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:11 | |
-That's quick. -Yes, 1.42.2 is unbelievably quick. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
Halfway would put you with Bob Geldof, 1.48.1. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:18 | |
You did it, Matt Le Blanc, in one minute... | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
..40... | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
..two... | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
AUDIENCE GASPS | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
..one. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:32 | |
RAPTUROUS CHEERING | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
Fastest ever! | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
-Fastest ever! -That's not bad. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
Now, moving on. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:54 | |
There was a poll recently to find the most important | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
car from the 20th century. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
And I went for the Golf GTI. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Because it was fast, and practical, and classless. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:07 | |
And it has been much the same story with all the models that have | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
come along subsequently. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
But none of them | 0:33:13 | 0:33:14 | |
have ever managed to capture somehow the magic of the original. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:19 | |
Until now. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:20 | |
Now, I'll admit, it is not actually a GTI. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
Or a Golf. Or even a Volkswagen. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
What it is is a BMW, the new 1M. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:41 | |
What BMW has done to create this is take a standard One series | 0:33:45 | 0:33:50 | |
and pump it up a bit. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
The wheel arches are flared. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
The car is slightly lowered and, at the back, | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
there are extra poo chutes. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
Inside, there's a splash of suede on the dash with some orange stitching. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:06 | |
Otherwise, it's humdrum. Normal. Not showy at all. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
Apart from the orange paint, | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
you simply wouldn't guess that it can do this. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
Oo-ooh! Whoo, yes! | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
Blimey, this is good. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:34:30 | 0:34:31 | |
So, what have we got here? | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
Well, there's a straight-six engine at the front... | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
..a manual gearbox in the middle and drive goes to the back. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:43 | |
That's page one, chapter one from the petrosexual handbook. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:50 | |
It just feels so... beautifully balanced. | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
Of course, all BMW M cars feel this way, they just feel... | 0:35:03 | 0:35:07 | |
better than Mercs, better than Audis, better than pretty much anything. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:12 | |
And just when you think it can't possibly get any better than this, | 0:35:14 | 0:35:18 | |
you push the little M button on the steering wheel... | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
..and the whole car shimmies. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
It's like a shiver of excitement. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
The feeling you get if someone suddenly gave you permission to set fire to Piers Morgan. Ooh, yes! Ooh! | 0:35:27 | 0:35:35 | |
In M mode, it's even more of a tyre-smoking mentalist. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
Honestly, I haven't driven anything | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
this sort of perfect since... | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
I don't know, since the original Golf GTi, in fact. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
And what makes that quite surprising is that the 1M is like a turkey curry on Boxing Day. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:09 | |
It's made from leftovers. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
The door mirrors are from the current M3, | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
the rear axle is from the old one, | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
the engine is from a Z4. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
It's a recipe that shouldn't work, but it does. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
As we shall now see. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
What we have here is a new, lighter, more powerful Porsche, the Cayman R. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:38 | |
And this is the new supercharged Lotus Evora S. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:43 | |
Both these no-compromise ground-huggers are purpose-built | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
to go like hell, so they should cream the sit-up-and-beg Beemer. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:53 | |
However, while the three-litre engine in this is from a Z4, | 0:36:53 | 0:36:58 | |
it's boosted to 340 horsepower with two tiny little turbochargers. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:03 | |
So, let's see how we get on. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
So, £50,000 Porsche, £60,000 Lotus, | 0:37:24 | 0:37:29 | |
and the £40,000 BMW is showing them its many poo chutes! Ho-ho-ho! | 0:37:29 | 0:37:36 | |
A bit depressing if you've just bought a Lotus. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
And there's more. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
The Porsche and the Lotus are effectively two-seaters and there's hardly any luggage space at all. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:56 | |
You get the speed at a price. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
But there's no price to pay with the 1M. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:03 | |
There's space in the back for two children, and room in the boot for two more. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:09 | |
It's a family saloon. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:12 | |
This, then, does to today's sports cars what the original Golf GTi did to the MG and the Triumph Spitfire. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:22 | |
It renders them...pointless. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
Drawbacks? | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
Pfff, erm... | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
Maybe the sat-nav screen is a bit far away, and perhaps the ride | 0:38:34 | 0:38:40 | |
is a tad firm, but that said it's not as uncomfortable as my AMG Mercedes. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:47 | |
Actually, falling down a flight of stairs isn't as uncomfortable as my Mercedes. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:52 | |
Sustained machine-gun fire would be better than popping to the shops in that. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:57 | |
And anyway, you won't really notice the stiff suspension, partly because the seats | 0:38:58 | 0:39:03 | |
are so comfortable and partly because you'll be having such a good time. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:09 | |
This is a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant car. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:17 | |
And that's all, really, I've got to say. The end. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:23 | |
Now, in this country we like to do everything | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
we possibly can to make life more pleasant for disabled people. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:49 | |
We have pelican crossings that beep, | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
and ramps in front of public buildings, and buses that kneel down. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:56 | |
Yes, and there is even a range of off-road mobility scooters | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
so people with disabilities can get into the countryside and do rambling. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
The problem is they don't look very off-roady to us. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
This is hardly a Toyota Land Cruiser, is it? | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
-And they are fantastically expensive. -This one is £6,500. -Yes. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:15 | |
And that gave us an idea. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:16 | |
Could we do something genuinely worthwhile for once? | 0:40:16 | 0:40:19 | |
Could we build an off-road mobility scooter that doesn't cost a fortune? | 0:40:19 | 0:40:25 | |
Well, the producers told us we should go and do exactly that | 0:40:25 | 0:40:29 | |
and then meet up in Wales for a series of tests. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:34 | |
This is exactly the sort of damp, | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
muddy countryside that ramblists love. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
Ideal conditions to test our machines. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
This is what I have created. I built this from two scooters, | 0:40:44 | 0:40:48 | |
so I have ended up with two engines, four-wheel-drive - | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
the four at the back - and four-wheel steering - | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
the four at the front. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:55 | |
It's got chunky off-road lawnmower tyres, a sound system, | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
and binoculars for birdwatching. With that in mind, check this out. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:04 | |
This is a hide that fits over the top of the scooter, | 0:41:04 | 0:41:08 | |
so I can sneak up silently without frightening even | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
the most timid birds, a bird such as the pied wagtail, and the... | 0:41:12 | 0:41:17 | |
..the coot. Crikey! | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
Stephen Hawking has arrived. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
-Were you not listening to the challenge? -Yes. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
It said, "mobility scooters, off-road". | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
Well, forgive me for taking it maybe a bit too seriously, | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
but as far as I can make out, | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
mobility scooters are for people who have difficulty walking. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
I am concerned with people who have no choice but to be in this, | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
which is a wheelchair. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
Why shouldn't people in wheelchairs be able to go rambling? | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
Right. I was with some disabled children the other day | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
and they are all confined to wheelchairs, all electric. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
And they all say they wished they were a bit more "spunky", | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
was the word they used. "Fast" was actually the word they used. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
This isn't fast. But it is versatile. That is the idea. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
It can go anywhere. Once you get into the countryside... | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
-Don't do that. -You have a coffee machine! | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
Yes, I've got everything. I've got drinks, satnav and comms, an electronic tablet. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:15 | |
-You mean an iPad? -Exactly. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
What's on the back? | 0:42:19 | 0:42:20 | |
A gravel dispenser that puts gravel under the wheels. I got the idea from railways. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
-If you're a bit stuck... -What is this handle for? | 0:42:24 | 0:42:28 | |
That is very clever, you see. When you are going up a steep part, | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
but want to remain level, that changes the angle of seat. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
Then the peace of the morning was shattered | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
by the arrival of the local boy. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
ENGINE RUMBLES | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
-That is him making that noise, isn't it? -He looks like an idiot. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:45 | |
He is an idiot. He has built a half-track. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
Hello! | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
I know. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:53 | |
Surely it is supposed to be A - electric, | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
and B - not for invading France? | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
Where did it say that it is supposed to be electric? | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
Isn't it in the regulations? | 0:43:01 | 0:43:02 | |
No, it isn't. Let me talk you through this. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
The chassis is composed of two different vehicles. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
A mobility trike here at the front end. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:10 | |
Then it is mated to one of those powered wheelbarrows builders use | 0:43:10 | 0:43:14 | |
for carting huge amounts of stuff over rugged terrain. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
Obviously that gives it tremendous off-road capability, | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
-and in such an environment, you will need extras so I fitted a winch. -Yes. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:24 | |
Not again! Have you mounted it to the front wings? | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
No, it is to the chassis this time. I have learned. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
I have an inclinometer | 0:43:31 | 0:43:32 | |
because this can achieve incredible angles of lean. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
This way and that way. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:37 | |
-Jerry cans for extra fuel. -Can I just say - this is actually important - | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
we not only had to build machines that worked better | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
than what you could buy off-the-shelf off-road, but were cheaper. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:48 | |
This is the most important thing. Mine, all in, £2,700. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:53 | |
£2,400. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
1,200 for the trike, 1,200 for the wheelbarrow, | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
the rest was just sweat and work. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
-Interesting. -What was yours? -2,000, so that represents a massive saving. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:07 | |
There we are. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
If you were disabled and wanted to go into the countryside... Exactly. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:15 | |
Obviously we would test our machines in the hills later | 0:44:15 | 0:44:19 | |
but first we had to make sure they worked in town. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
This is very important. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
A Range Rover doesn't just work in the countryside. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
It has to work in the city as well. And so must this. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:34 | |
LOUD RUMBLING | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
I will do what I normally do in town which is go to the bakers'. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:48 | |
Good morning. Do you have an iced finger? | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
Morning. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
There are many regulations, as you would imagine, | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
this being Britain, governing the use of mobility scooters, | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
and this meets almost all of them. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
I am good for width, good for length, and good for speed. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:11 | |
But I do have a problem with weight, and so does my scooter. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:15 | |
Excuse me. I hate to do this, because... | 0:45:17 | 0:45:21 | |
I am trying to get down there and I am a bit stuck. So sorry. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
Sorry, sorry. It is not quite as easy as it looks. Sorry. Goodbye. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:32 | |
STAFF: Goodbye. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Policeman. I have to be careful of the speed limit. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
I'm only allowed to do 4mph in built-up areas. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
-That is more than four! -Feel the speed! | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
The speed! | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
4mph, officer. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
You look really uncomfortable. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
-It is my first time. -Well, there you go. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
I have done that a few times. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
-Your feet are going like this all the time, aren't they? -Yes. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
But it is all on this little wizard's hat thing. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
Just down there? Come on! All right. OK, OK. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:08 | |
Three, two, one... Go! | 0:46:08 | 0:46:12 | |
Ha! | 0:46:12 | 0:46:13 | |
Oh, come on! | 0:46:15 | 0:46:16 | |
That's all I've got. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
Here is the big test. Will it fit in a disabled lavatory? | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
Yep. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:28 | |
HE GASPS | 0:46:28 | 0:46:29 | |
Morning. Just browsing. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
Oh, that's bad. Agh! I'm sorry! | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 0:46:36 | 0:46:39 | |
Despite the mishaps... | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
..we decided our machines worked well in an urban environment. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:51 | |
So we headed back out to the fields, where my half-track was even better. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:57 | |
It seems able to tackle quite steep slopes, which is potentially good. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:02 | |
Easy. Plenty of torque from that petrol engine. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:06 | |
Adaptive suspension is working. Look at that. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
That has just climbed up there as if it wasn't there. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:12 | |
Check my wildlife screen. I think that is a blackbird. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:16 | |
OK, I am driving now in stealth mode. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
Of course, you can't see that | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
because I am so well camouflaged, and silent. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:25 | |
I have to say the four-wheel-drive system | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
is working magnificently well. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
The ride is good. The grip is good. I have built a Land Rover, here. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:34 | |
Oh, no! I have run over my hide. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
Since the hide clearly needed more work... | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
HE SHOUTS | 0:47:42 | 0:47:44 | |
BLEEP! | 0:47:44 | 0:47:45 | |
..the producers told me to get rid of it and then gave us a challenge. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:50 | |
You will now report to... | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
ATTEMPTS TO SAY WELSH PLACE NAME | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
-No. -It's a Welsh name. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:57 | |
CLARKSON GAGS IN ATTEMPT TO SAY NAME | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
It is not clearing up, that, is it? | 0:48:00 | 0:48:03 | |
...where you will take part in an off-road race. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
-Hey, hey! -Hang on. It gets worse. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
You will work as a team against a group of wounded servicemen | 0:48:09 | 0:48:13 | |
who will be using the off-the-shelf off-road scooters. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:16 | |
The terrain we would have to cross was brutal. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
Wet grass, mud and steep, wooded slopes. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
The finish line was on a mountain 3km away | 0:48:24 | 0:48:28 | |
and this is who we were up against. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:31 | |
You're Nick. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:35 | |
-Mark. -Mark. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
-Ben. -Ben. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:38 | |
So, let's just get the wounds worked out. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
-Spinal injuries. -Spinal injury. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
-Right leg blown, amputee. -Right leg... so that's nothing. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
-There's... -Yeah, kick as much as you want. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
-Gone. And you are? -Left arm, right leg. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:53 | |
-Left arm, right leg? -Yeah. -How did you do that? | 0:48:53 | 0:48:57 | |
As I was spinning down, I landed on the ground, | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
landing on my arm first, | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
-which just crumbled. -Was it a bomb? -Yeah. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
Despite their injuries, though, they were feeling confident. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:06 | |
-Do you think you're going to beat us? -Definitely. -Yeah. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
-Just playing mental games with us, don't listen. -Put some beers in it. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:13 | |
-All right then. -How many? -A case of beers. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
-A case of beers. -I was going to say three! -Cheers. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:18 | |
A case of beers. A case of beers. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
'The military boys used their orienteering skills | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
'to map out a manageable route for their scooters.' | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
Take it easy on the rocky bit, then burn up when we can. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:32 | |
'We, however, were so confident in our engineering, | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
'we decided to go as the crow flies.' | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
We're being started with a traditional Welsh hunting horn. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:42 | |
REVVING | 0:49:42 | 0:49:46 | |
FEEBLE TOOT | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
-Go! -Yeah! | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
Yes! | 0:49:56 | 0:49:58 | |
Yes! | 0:49:58 | 0:49:59 | |
Go, go, go. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:01 | |
Come on! James, we're a team! | 0:50:03 | 0:50:07 | |
This is full speed! | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
I hate it when they make us do a race. I should have known. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:13 | |
All right, boys? | 0:50:13 | 0:50:14 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
Let's get up this hill. Go, go, go. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
There's no question mine is faster than yours. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:24 | |
And quieter. Ah! | 0:50:24 | 0:50:26 | |
Ha, ha, ha! | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
Oh, no, my steering's jammed. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:31 | |
I'm losing traction completely. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:34 | |
Go forward, go forward. Do a bit of convoy formation here, lads. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:37 | |
-That's a good effort. -Go! | 0:50:37 | 0:50:38 | |
Yes! All right, now I can just... | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
..engage seat angle alteration. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:46 | |
Oh. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
CHAIR BEEPING | 0:50:52 | 0:50:56 | |
'While Sir Randolph May was stuck, I went to help the orang-utan.' | 0:50:56 | 0:51:01 | |
Try and get the bodywork off the wheel. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
If you try and turn the wheel to the left. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
-This is teamwork now, isn't it? -We're actually doing teamwork. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
What am I thinking of? | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
I've got my gravel system to deploy. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
Watch this. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:16 | |
Pulling the string dispenses gravel from the hopper | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
in front of the wheels, improving traction. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:22 | |
Deploy... | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
Hang a right. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:28 | |
Right, go, go, go! | 0:51:28 | 0:51:30 | |
Having mended Jeremy's scooter, | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
Thunderbird One then had to rescue me. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes! | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
-Oh, this is just...glorious. -Tremendous! | 0:51:40 | 0:51:44 | |
Stop it. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:47 | |
Ow! | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
They're down there, look. There. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
WHISTLE | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
-Losers. -How did you get there? | 0:52:03 | 0:52:05 | |
We'll see you at the end. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:09 | |
I feel a crate of beer coming on. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
Who the... Hammond! | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
They're ahead of us! | 0:52:14 | 0:52:15 | |
Go. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Left here, Ben! Go on, go, go, go. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:20 | |
'Worried by the progress of our rivals, | 0:52:20 | 0:52:23 | |
'Hammond and I stopped to discuss our colleague.' | 0:52:23 | 0:52:26 | |
I mean, look at him. He's pretty pointless. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
CHAIR BEEPING | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
There is a bit of a... | 0:52:31 | 0:52:32 | |
a bit of a rise in the terrain, there. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:34 | |
Nope. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:37 | |
CHAIR BEEPING | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
-Do we, in these unique circumstances, merely leave him? -Mm-hm. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:44 | |
Or shoot him and leave him? | 0:52:44 | 0:52:45 | |
'Because we were working as a team, | 0:52:45 | 0:52:48 | |
'we decided to just leave him.' | 0:52:48 | 0:52:51 | |
I feel bad. I do. I feel bad. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
I'm getting better. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
Right... | 0:53:00 | 0:53:01 | |
I think...that way. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
The Pro Rider Road King is doing well here. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:08 | |
A moment of actual progress. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
Mate, we're rolling. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
'I was rolling, too, | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
'and had left Jeremy far behind.' | 0:53:17 | 0:53:20 | |
It's getting very muddy now, but that's OK. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
This is where tracks are absolutely perfect. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:26 | |
JEREMY WHEEZES | 0:53:27 | 0:53:32 | |
BANGING | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
SCREAMS | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
Bloody Nora! | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
-Nav check. -Be careful, man. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
That was that road we saw on top of the ridge. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
We're doing well, we're doing well. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
-It's going to get tricky up there, them contour lines. -Yeah. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
Keep doing what we're doing. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
Sportster, this is Pro Rider Road King, come in. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
'I may need your winch a tiny bit.' | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
Oh, God. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
'Once again, I had to abandon my pursuit of our rivals | 0:54:06 | 0:54:10 | |
'to go and rescue the orang-utan.' | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
What have you done? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
Let it rock. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
Go on! | 0:54:16 | 0:54:17 | |
Yeah, that's much better. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
That isn't. Oh, no! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
Lovely jubbly! | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
Go, go, go. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
'The Pro Rider was eventually righted.' | 0:54:28 | 0:54:31 | |
Ha, ha, ha! | 0:54:31 | 0:54:33 | |
'But this teamwork nonsense wasn't getting us anywhere.' | 0:54:33 | 0:54:36 | |
Ram me. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
Jeremy... | 0:54:44 | 0:54:45 | |
Go. It's going to be dark by the time I get there. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
-Mate, I'm going to. -Go. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
-Be the team. -For the team. -And beat the soldiers. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
-On the Top Gear thing that has suddenly become. -Yes. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:57 | |
I'm not giving in, but I don't want you to wait any more. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
So long, Pro Rider. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:04 | |
'Obviously, the servicemen were in the lead, | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
'but they were still taking the long way round.' | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
If I'm going to stand a chance of preserving my team's honour, | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
I'm going to have to go straight up. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
Come on. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
'To help me, my rivals were starting to struggle.' | 0:55:18 | 0:55:22 | |
Oh! | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
Mate... And my leg's fallen off. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
We're through. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:35 | |
Lesser vehicles would have been just stumped by that. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:39 | |
-Are you stuck? -Agh! | 0:55:40 | 0:55:41 | |
THUMP | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
SIGHS | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
Landed right on my GPS. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
'Meanwhile, much further back...' | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
Now that my weight is on the back wheels, | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
I have traction. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
I'm surfing now. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
If we bend it outwards. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
'Mark's control panel had snapped off in the fall, | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
'and getting it fixed again had cost them precious time.' | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
-Did you hear that? -Yeah, I can hear some engine. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
-I can hear Hammond. -Hammond? | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
-There's no -BLEEP -way he could have got up here that fast. -Go, go. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:18 | |
Come on, don't stop, old Sportster! | 0:56:21 | 0:56:25 | |
I've got to pick my lines, keep it as level as I can. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
-That's it, the summit's there. -That's it, that's the summit. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:33 | |
Wahey! | 0:56:33 | 0:56:34 | |
It's a race to the finish line. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
That's got to be the summit up there. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:40 | |
Come on! Ha, ha, ha, ha! | 0:56:42 | 0:56:43 | |
Last push now, boys. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:46 | |
I'm going to make it! | 0:56:49 | 0:56:51 | |
-Keep going, keep going. -Go, go, go. Last little bit. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:55 | |
Yes! This is it. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
This is the summit. | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
LAUGHS | 0:57:00 | 0:57:01 | |
Oh. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:04 | |
-All right, lads? -Welcome. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:08 | |
-Well done, mate. -Well done, well done. | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
It's just me. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:13 | |
'Meanwhile, far, far away...' | 0:57:13 | 0:57:16 | |
Now, look at this. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
It's a 17th-century pub. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
And look at that step there. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
If you were in a normal conventional electric wheelchair, | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
that would be game over and no pint. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
But now, watch this. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:31 | |
Full power. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:34 | |
Hang on. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:38 | |
CHAIR BEEPING | 0:57:38 | 0:57:42 | |
Oh, cock. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
'Still, could be worse.' | 0:57:51 | 0:57:52 | |
Fenton! Fenton! | 0:57:54 | 0:57:56 | |
Fenton! | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
Oh, Jesus Christ! | 0:58:00 | 0:58:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:58:04 | 0:58:06 | |
Mine was terrible. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
I'm glad I pushed it down the hill and made Fenton jokes about it. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
-Because it was rubbish. -I'm sorry. -What? -Mine was a lot worse. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:15 | |
I don't know. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:17 | |
-I have to say, mine was brilliant. -Er, it wasn't! -It was. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
I was the only one who made it. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:21 | |
I don't think you were, Hammond, | 0:58:21 | 0:58:23 | |
because you were beaten by these chaps. | 0:58:23 | 0:58:25 | |
I was, I was. | 0:58:25 | 0:58:26 | |
So, James, have you got something for them? | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
Yes, it is an absolute pleasure, gentlemen, | 0:58:29 | 0:58:31 | |
to give you, as promised, beer. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:33 | |
-APPLAUSE Well done, guys. -Well done, chaps. You've earned it. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:37 | |
Now, can I just ask, because, as you know, | 0:58:39 | 0:58:43 | |
Top Gear is famous throughout the world for its consumer advice, | 0:58:43 | 0:58:46 | |
so which one of these three would you say was the best? | 0:58:46 | 0:58:49 | |
-This one wins hands down. -The trike? | 0:58:49 | 0:58:51 | |
-But that's still expensive. What is it, five... -£5,000. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:54 | |
-It's £5,000. -I think I've got the answer to this, actually. | 0:58:54 | 0:58:58 | |
It's carmakers. Because you know how they are always branching out | 0:58:58 | 0:59:01 | |
and they make things like trendy designer kettles | 0:59:01 | 0:59:03 | |
and overpriced carbon-fibre mountain bikes, | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
why don't they just stop all that and concentrate on making | 0:59:06 | 0:59:09 | |
an affordable, off-road wheelchair or scooter that works? | 0:59:09 | 0:59:12 | |
If you think about it, this is a really good idea. | 0:59:12 | 0:59:15 | |
Carmakers making wheelchairs. It's a good idea. | 0:59:15 | 0:59:18 | |
It is a good idea. And it's on Top Gear. | 0:59:18 | 0:59:21 | |
And that IS a bombshell, so let's end, quickly. See you next week. | 0:59:21 | 0:59:25 | |
Take care, good night! | 0:59:25 | 0:59:26 | |
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