Episode 4 Boom Town

Hey yo, what's up, Boom Town?

Next week, I'm gonna be launching my new merchandising label,

When I'm shopping, finger popping,

Mother fucker, you got my brother,

turnip has fallen off the top shelf.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Hello, Joel the car spotter here,

The car approaching is not the car.

Hi, I'm Jonny Na$h - ladies' man.

# Wasn't looking for trouble,

# This pretty young thing that I got waiting for me back at home

# They send my rocket to the sky

# But should I go for them... #

I just wa-wa-wa-wa-watch them go

May my spell and bidding be done.

Morning. Can you believe it?

Bloody cobwebs just pulled me up

for speeding on my broomstick, and now they've confiscated it

cos it didn't have the right tax

I spotted this one outside.

brand-new, it just came in.

Ooh. Um, so it's never been tested?

No. I might have to test drive it,

Perhaps you'd like to come and have a test drive. No, thank you.

Can I see if I can start it?

You can try, but I don't think

but I'm just going around the block,

come on and turn me on, turn me on. #

Hi. Hi. Er, my name is Talina.

Cos do you know, something bad

Well, we can sell you the car.

Another thing, I wouldn't really mind to have nice boyfriend.

Yes, I'd love to. Shall I try here?

who can warm me up. Right...

I feel really very cold. Yeah.

Still, it's very hard for me

If you want to make me happy

and if you want to bring some little happiness to my life...

..would you like to give it to me?

I haven't decided - do I fancy car

I ate his liver with some java beans

my breast stroke, my back stroke

Urgh! I think it's about time I show you what I'm made of.

I just wa-wa-wa-wa-watch them go

Dinner time, boys and girls.

Bert, you ordered the, er...pasta

You can't have gluten, is that's what you're struggling to tell me?

I've taken every last bit of gluten

picking out every ounce of gluten

Here comes Afro-British Gaga

That is...quite extraordinary.

Quack, quack, quack, quack...

As you can see from my veil here,

pull out one and I can sort myself.

and ask all men outside to say "Who wants to wed with me?"

I guess you they'll be in a line,

That...that's indisputable,

it's a dress made of sanitary towels

This dress is unique, extraordinary,

when Harrods takes over this dress.

you could eat in one minute,

Ooh, I'd probably only manage two.

I'd probably be still eating one.

Well, yeah, they do get quite hot, don't they, when you do 'em.

and it'll be the best service this broomstick's ever had.

about these scratches here?

Are they over 200 years old?

Any sort of price reduction at all?

I must magic some up for you.

OK, hang on. I'm just going

if I can turn you into something.

tears of joy, tears of love.

# The whole world smiles with you

# The sun comes shining through

# The whole world smiles with you. #

"No, no, no, stop pricking me.

why are you doing this to me?"

"OK, but what should Mr Alan wear?

"let's go clubbing with him.

"Mm. Can we come with you, Mr Alan?

Yours aren't so bad either.

"Ooh, I love them, Mr Alan.

# And I owe it all to you... #

# And I owe it all to you...

# Because I had the time of my life

# No, I've never felt this way

Could be a long day, Ronnie.

This is another one of my exhibits.

Have you got a prescription

I think glasses will be good for my job, that's all. OK.

I'll show you, if you like.

# I see you over there, so hypnotic

# Thinking 'bout what I'd do

# Getting drunk on the thought

# And I'm trying to fight it,

# But you're so magnetic, magnetic

# Got one life, just live it,

So what glasses do your recommend?

Er, I think you'd be better with contact lenses actually.

but you always get a favourite

I prefer Edward to John in Jedward.

You can go to the...clothes section and I'll go to the games section.

OK. Then I won't have to stand around with you for hours on end,

Forget Casanova, I'm the Nashanova.

Today, I present my acting skill

You can have me, my heart, by hello.

Time for the finger of awesomeness

Oh, hi, guys. I bet you're wondering what I'm doing, aren't you?

of your own toilet cubicle.

and don't forget the milk bottle

This is Dusty, my trusty dachshund,

or another term, sausage dog.

He's got a little bit of a problem

Do you want to go

let's take you for a wee.

the Volvo 760 Estate Wagon.

No disrespect, but I'm going

What's that, mother fucker?

I can't die. I'm invincible, bitch.

Argh, shit! Argh. Urgh, shit.

You don't know me, but I know you.

I heard you can give a girl

You want me to show you? Yeah.

you let my words go through you

# Until your body starts a-shaking

# Up and down and in and out

Oh! Give it to me, Creamy. Oh!

# Now spread those legs real wide

# So I can slide this bad boy

# With my hand way up your skirt.

Yo, I'm sorry, but I gotta cut

Tell all of your girlfriends

If you talking behind my back,

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