Episode 10 Celebrity Mastermind


Episode 10

Football Focus presenter Dan Walker, financial guru Martin Lewis, DJ Nihal Arthanayake and Olympic cyclist Sarah Storey answer questions posed by John Humphrys.


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Four celebrities who claim to know all there is to know about their specialist subject.

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But can they cut it on television's toughest quiz?

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They agreed to put themselves in the hot seat for their chosen charity.

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Only one person can be the winner.

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Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?

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Our first celebrity in the spotlight tonight,

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the financial guru Martin Lewis.

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He answers questions on the Superman films.

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The Radio One and Asian network DJ Nihal Arthanayake

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takes questions on Glenn Hoddle.

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The athlete Sarah Storey on the television series Sex And The City.

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And the Football Focus presenter Dan Walker

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on the gunpowder plot.

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Hello. I'm John Humphrys, and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.

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Tonight, four contenders have once again agreed

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to answer 90 seconds of questions on their specialist subject

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and two minutes on their general knowledge.

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The winner will take home this modest trophy

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but the great honour of the Mastermind title.

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So let's get on with it, and ask our first contender to join us, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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The Superman films. 90 seconds, starting now.

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What's the planet Superman's sent away from by his parents as they know it's about to explode?

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Krypton.

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Which town gives its name to the Kansas high school Clark Kent goes to as a boy?

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Smallville.

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In Superman 2, what landmark do terrorists seize,

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threatening to destroy the city with a bomb?

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The Eiffel Tower.

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Who was Superman's mother who was killed by the explosion of Krypton?

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Lara.

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In Superman 3, where does Lois Lane go on vacation

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when Clark goes to his school reunion?

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Bermuda.

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What does the infant Clark Kent

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lift as his first display of superhuman strength

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soon after his spacecraft crashes to Earth?

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-A pickup truck.

-Yeah, Jonathan Kent's truck.

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For which newspaper does Clark Kent work as a reporter when he arrives in Metropolis?

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The Daily Planet.

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What is Superman's real name on the planet Krypton?

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Cal-El.

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When Gus Gorman researches the components of kryptonite to destroy Superman

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a tiny percentage of the compound comes up as unknown.

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What substance does Gus substitute for it?

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0.57% tar.

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What is the title of the series

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that the Daily Planet owner's daughter, Lacy Warfield,

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suggests she and Clark Kent write together?

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Metropolis At Night.

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No, After Hours, it says here.

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Which aircraft does Superman save by taking the place

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of the engine destroyed by lightning?

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Air Force One.

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Which country does evil businessman Ross Webster

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describe as the one country with the gall to think

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it can dictate the economy of an open market

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before asking Gus Gorman to help destroy its coffee crop?

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Colombia.

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In which large flat shard of crystal are three super villains imprisoned

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before being released by a nuclear explosion

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-from a bomb Superman hurled from Earth into space?

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The Phantom Zone.

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It can only be the Phantom Zone, yes.

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Martin, no passes. 12 points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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Go on, get up there!

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Come on, you've no choice now.

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I know. Taxi!

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Too late!

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Your name?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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Glenn Hoddle in 90 seconds.

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For which London club did Hoddle play

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almost 500 first-team games between '75 and '87?

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Tottenham Hotspur.

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Who managed Spurs for eight of Hoddle's seasons at the club,

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leaving after the 1984 UEFA Cup win?

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Keith Burkinshaw.

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Tottenham retained the FA Cup in '82 when they beat which club in a replay?

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Hoddle scored the only goal with a penalty.

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QPR.

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Which manager did Hoddle replace twice,

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first when appointed caretaker at Southampton in 2000, then at Wolves in 2004?

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Dave...

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Dave...

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Dave, uh...

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Dave Lee Travis.

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No! Jones. Hoddle's first full game for Spurs was in February 1976 at Stoke City

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when he scored against which international goalkeeper?

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Peter Shilton.

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When England won Le Tournoi,

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a World Cup warm-up tournament with Hoddle as manager in France in '97,

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they beat Italy and the host nation, but lost to which team?

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-Australia.

-Brazil.

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Which Scot was Hoddle's assistant at Swindon,

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replacing him as manager when Hoddle moved to Chelsea?

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Um...Dave Lee Travis.

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John Gorman. Hoddle's first full cap for England

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was in a European Championship qualifying match at Wembley in November '79.

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He scored against which country?

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Bulgaria.

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Which Dutch international, later to follow him as manager,

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did Hoddle sign for Chelsea on a free transfer from Sampdoria in July '95?

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Ruud Gullit.

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Hoddle was sent off for fighting with Jerry Murphy

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in a League Cup match in September 1980 against which other London club?

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-Chelsea.

-Crystal Palace. Which player, then at Middlesbrough,

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did Hoddle controversially omit from the '98 World Cup squad?

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Paul Gascoigne.

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-Hoddle's highest tally as a goal scorer for Spurs...

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..was in the '79-80 season when he scored a total of how many league and cup goals?

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20.

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22.

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Nearly there, but not quite.

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Nihal, you got seven points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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Sex And The City in 90 seconds.

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Whom does Carrie first meet when she drops her purse

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as she leaves Kurt's apartment in the opening episode?

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John James Big.

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As well as her three girlfriends, whom does Charlotte consult

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when she can't decide if her pastry chef friend Stephan is gay?

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Stanford.

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Which singer plays Seth, whom Carrie meets in her therapist's waiting room

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in the episode Games People Play?

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Pass.

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Which of the women feels stigmatised

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by having to repeatedly tick the "single" box on forms

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when she buys her first apartment in Four Women And A Funeral?

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Miranda Hobbes.

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In The Turtle And The Hare

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Bernie Turtletaub suffers from what personal hygiene problem?

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-BO.

-Bad breath, actually.

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What's the surname of Samantha,

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the PR executive who is one of the four main characters in the series?

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Jones.

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At Jeremy and Madeline's wedding in The Chicken Dance,

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Charlotte's a bridesmaid. What role is given to Miranda?

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She's asked to do the guest book.

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For which fictional New York newspaper does Carrie write her column Sex And The City?

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-New York Times.

-New York Star.

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In The Power Of Female Sex

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Carrie refers to her love of buying what expensive fashion items

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as her substance abuse problem?

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Shoes.

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What shocking statement by Samantha

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prompts Charlotte to visit a psychic in O Come All Ye Faithful?

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Whether or not she'll get married.

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In Three's A Crowd, Carrie visits Big's ex-wife Barbara.

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What type of business does Barbara work in?

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-PR?

-Publishing.

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In Models And Mortals, Stanford introduces Carrie to his client Derek.

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What type of clothing does Derek model?

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Underwear.

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In The Monogamists, Carrie confronts Big in a restaurant

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-and says she didn't realise he was dating other women.

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What is his reply?

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I didn't realise we were...

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on our own...exclusive.

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That's not a bad answer but what he actually said was,

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"Not a lot of them."

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No passes. Sarah, you got eight points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our final contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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The gunpowder plot.

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On what occasion taking place on 5th November 1605

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did the conspirators plan to blow up the Palace of Westminster,

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killing the King, Lords and bishops?

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The opening of Parliament.

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What was the name of the Warwickshire Catholic who instigated the gunpowder plot?

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Robert Catesby.

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Which law fining Catholics who refused to attend Anglican Church

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was initially relaxed by King James I but later reinforced?

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Recusancy.

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What name was given to the plot of 1603

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that aimed to remove James and place Arabella Stuart on the throne?

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The Main Plot.

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What alias did Guy Fawkes use after joining the plotters and lodging in London?

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John Johnson.

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Father Oswald Tesimond escaped to Calais after the plot

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on a boat with a cargo of what?

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Pigs.

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Yeah, dead pigs.

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The fact that James's wife, the new Queen, was Catholic

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gave English Catholics hope for greater toleration. What was the Queen's name?

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James's wife?

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Anne... Anne of Denmark.

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Who, as Attorney General, was the chief prosecutor of the conspirators?

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-Lord Salisbury.

-No, Sir Edward Coke.

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Which peer received an anonymous warning not to attend the opening of Parliament

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which he passed to Lord Salisbury?

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-Lord "Mounteagle".

-Yes, Monteagle.

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What name was used for the question put to Catholics

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on whether they would support the monarch or the Pope

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if the country were invaded by Papal forces or forces blessed by him?

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-No idea.

-I'll take it as a pass.

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Nicholas Owen was a Jesuit lay brother known for his construction of priest holes

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who died under torture. By what name was he also known?

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The priest-hole man.

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-Little John. Who was the sixth conspirator...

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I've started, so I'll finish. ..to be recruited?

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He was put in charge of Catesby's house in Lambeth

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where the gunpowder was to be stored.

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I think his name was Robert Keyes.

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You'd be absolutely right.

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You had one pass, the name used for the question

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put to Catholics about whether they support the monarch or the Pope was

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-"the bloody question".

-There you go.

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-You have, Dan, nine points.

-Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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That's the end of the first round. Let's have a look at the scores.

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In fourth place, Nihal Arthanayake.

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In third place, Sarah Storey,

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second place, Dan Walker,

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and in the lead, Martin Lewis.

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APPLAUSE

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So, it's the general knowledge round now.

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If there's a tie, the number of passes gets taken into account -

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the person with the fewest passes is the winner.

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Let's get on with it, and ask Nihal to join us again, please.

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The last time you and I worked together, Nihal,

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-it was on a programme called Art School.

-It was, John.

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-You were a sort of rapper in those days.

-No, I was still a DJ on Radio 1.

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-Yes, but you know, you were younger.

-In a former life,

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I used to pick up a mic and jump around and dive off stages,

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-and that kind of stuff.

-Did you? So no more rapping?

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No, lots of DJ-ing around the world, I'm off to India on Friday to DJ.

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Then I'm off to Sri Lanka. So, yeah, a lot of DJ-ing.

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To those of us who don't understand it, DJing seems a bit of a doddle.

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-I say that, and I...

-Unlike sitting there and asking me questions!

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I didn't say it was a bigger doddle than this!

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-Come on, I've got the answers and the questions!

-I know!

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I actually did try it once on a show and made a complete...

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even bigger fool of myself - what's the secret to really good DJ-ing?

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Er, creating... At the risk of sounding really geeky,

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creating a musical narrative for people, so that you have a selection of tracks

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which not just match the timings of each track,

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match a kind of story for people listening, so as they're dancing,

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you're taking them to certain places, then you may let them rest for a bit,

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and then bring them back up again. You have to choose that music.

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Like when you're interviewing a politician, you have to select the right questions,

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and you want to take them where YOU want to take them.

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-As a DJ, it's you taking the crowd.

-It's a whole new world.

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-Fascinating.

-You're more than welcome to come and do some DJ-ing!

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You teach me and I'll take over. This can't go on for ever, can it?!

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Right, OK, seven points. General knowledge coming up.

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Two minutes, starting now.

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Which film actor, born in 1946, is nicknamed Sly?

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-Sylvester Stallone.

-Which owl takes its name from farm buildings where it nests?

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-Barn.

-Which festive figure is known as Joulupukki

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in the language of his Finnish Lapland home?

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-Santa Claus.

-In September 2011, which artist won the Mercury Prize

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with Let England Shake, partly inspired by conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan?

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-PJ Harvey.

-Which TV personality created by Steve Coogan

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is the author of the autobiography subtitled We Need To Talk About Alan?

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-Alan "Ah-ha!" Partridge.

-Yes!

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Stinking Bishop, which has its rind washed with pear cider,

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and is said to smell of old socks, is a variety of what?

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-S... Wine.

-Cheese!

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Golfers from which part of the United Kingdom

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won three of the five Major Championships between 2010 and 2011?

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-Ireland.

-No, Northern Ireland.

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In EastEnders, which character was played by Ross Kemp?

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-Grant Mitchell.

-Byker, Jesmond and Scotswood are districts

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of which city in northern England?

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-Byker... Sorry?

-Byker, Jesmond and Scotswood.

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-Erm, Doncaster.

-Newcastle. At what time of day

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did the Armistice that saw the end of WWI come into force

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on the 11th November 1918?

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-11am.

-Yes.

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What German word is a ghostly double of a human being?

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-Doppelganger.

-Which Bolton boxer unified the WBA and IBF

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light welterweight titles, beating Zab Judah in Las Vegas in July 2011?

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-Amir Khan.

-Drinking water from the wrong side of the glass

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is a folk remedy supposed to cure what?

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Erm...an STI.

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Hiccups! Which Glaswegian rock group led by Fran Healy

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took their name from a character in the 1984 film Paris, Texas?

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-Travis.

-The bones of which king, along with those of his wife,

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were supposedly discovered by monks at Glastonbury Abbey in 1191?

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-King Arthur.

-Which 1997 film stars Will Smith as a fighter pilot

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and Jeff Goldblum as a scientist...

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BEEP

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..who helped to save the world from aliens?

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-Independence Day.

-Is correct!

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No passes, Nihal, you have 19 points!

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APPLAUSE

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And now, Sarah again, please.

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Now, I was looking at the various medals and awards,

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that you've won, and I started to give up!

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Here's a very quick read of some things you've done.

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In the Paralympics, you got two golds at Barcelona as a swimmer.

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You got 15 medals, five of them golds, in subsequent years,

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and then cycling, this was as an able-bodied athlete,

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you got two golds at Beijing, it just went on and on -

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how many have you got altogether?

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46 gold medals from international competitions.

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46. Good grief! It must have been incredibly difficult

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to shift from swimming at that level to cycling at that level?

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I guess so. I was always a sportsgirl at school, though.

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I went down to Manchester Velodrome just to have a look and have a go,

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and I came off the track, and they went, "That was the world record,"

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and I was, "OK!"

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-And you had just started cycling?

-About seven or eight months later,

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so I got the chance then to decide which sport I wanted to do.

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This was 2005. and with the help of my swimming coach, Colin Hood,

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we decided it was time to get on my bike! LAUGHTER

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-And what do you prefer?

-It's a really tough question.

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The discipline of swimming, getting up at five to go training,

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that has given me so much to bring into my cycling,

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and I very much enjoy riding my bike. I always say,

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I go round in circles now to even out all of the up-and-down in the pool.

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-Anyway, good luck in the Olympics.

-Thank you very much.

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And in general knowledge - you've got eight points, 19 to beat.

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Here we go. What food is eaten in Britain on Shrove Tuesday

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giving the day it's alternative name?

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Pancake Day.

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Harry Pearce, played by Peter Firth, is the longest-running character

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of which BBC drama about Mi5?

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-Pass.

-What name is given to an ornamental lighting fixture

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hung from the ceiling, that originally held candles?

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Chandelier.

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What Italian term meaning first lady is the leading female singer

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in an opera company, or a temperamental person?

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-Soprano?

-Prima donna. The ruins of the 12th-century Kirkstall Abbey

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are three miles from the centre of which Yorkshire city?

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-Pass.

-A species of which snake, that kills by squeezing its prey to death,

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is reckoned to be the world's longest, at over 30ft in length?

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Python.

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How do performers move around the stage in Starlight Express?

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-Roller skates.

-Which actress helped to rescue Richard Branson's mother

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when his house on Necker Island caught fire after being struck by lightning?

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Titanic...

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-Kate Winslet!

-Yes! The hit albums of which English band include

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Everything Changes, Beautiful World, The Circus and Progress?

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-U2.

-Take That.

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In the Twilight novels by Stephenie Meyer,

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Edward Cullen is what sort of mythical creature?

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Erm... I don't know.

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In which Italian city is the San Siro Stadium,

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the home of football clubs AC and Internazionale?

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Milan.

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What popular Chinese dish consists of the upper part of the pork belly

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cut in narrow strips on the bone?

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-Chow mein?

-Spare ribs. Which Richard Curtis film starring Hugh Grant,

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Martine McCutcheon and Bill Nighy tells the story of eight couples

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in the weeks leading up to Christmas?

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Oh...

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-Love Actually.

-Yes. The world's second highest mountain,

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Mount Godwin-Austen, is generally known by what letter and number?

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K2.

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In which work by Geoffrey Chaucer do a group of pilgrims...

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BEEP

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..tell stories on their way to St Thomas a Becket's shrine?

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-Pass.

-It's the Canterbury Tales.

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Now, the other passes. In the Twilight novels, Edward Cullen is a vampire.

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The ruins of the abbey are three miles from the centre of Leeds.

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And Harry Pearce is in Spooks.

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-Ah.

-You have now, Sarah, 16 points!

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APPLAUSE

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And now, Dan Walker again, please.

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Now, it is said, Dan, that when you were 11,

0:19:290:19:33

you wrote to Des Lynam...

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-True.

-True, so far. ..saying, "I want your job."

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I did also compliment him on his incredible moustache as well.

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It was along the lines of, "Dear Des, I like your moustache, how do I get your job?"

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-And he said?

-Well, he was actually incredibly polite.

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He said, "What you need to do is, do your GCSEs, do your A-levels,

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"go to university." He said, "Don't do a media degree,

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"do history or English or geography -

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"then do a postgrad in broadcast journalism, and then get a job in local radio."

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-And did you do all that?

-I did, bizarrely enough.

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-The whole bit?

-I did history - which is why I did the Gunpowder Plot.

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I did a postgraduate course in broadcast journalism in Sheffield,

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got a job in local radio,

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wrote back to Des Lynam and said, "Ey-up, punk, watch your back!"

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-And he said?

-He didn't respond to that one.

-I wonder why!

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And you got the job, the job you wanted?

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Yes. I dreamt of being a professional footballer,

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and I think the next best thing, if you can't play professionally,

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is to be paid to talk about it - it's a real privilege,

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something I'm very thankful to do.

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-You got nine points, and 19 is still the score to beat.

-Let's do it!

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Here we go. Cleopatra, who died in 30BC,

0:20:490:20:52

was the queen of which country?

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Egypt.

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Who won Best Director for Schindler's List at the 1994 Oscars?

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-Er, Spielberg.

-Species of which fish from the salmon family

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include sea, brown and rainbow?

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Trout.

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Which work by Vivaldi has four concertos - spring, summer, autumn and winter?

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-The Four Seasons.

-What does Lord Sugar say to the successful candidate

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on The Apprentice, as opposed to "You're fired"?

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Oh - "You're hired."

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Which German theologian and religious leader born in Eisleben in 1483

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was an instigator of the Protestant Reformation?

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Martin Luther.

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Which song was recorded by Hayley Westenra

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as the official song for the 2011 Rugby World Cup -

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previously recorded by Kiri Te Kanawa?

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-Er, The World In Union.

-What is the nationality

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of Agatha Christie's detective Hercule Poirot?

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-(FRENCH ACCENT) Belgian.

-Ye-us!

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A statue of which naval hero was erected in Trafalgar Square

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in Bridgetown, Barbados, 30 years before London?

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-Lord Nelson.

-The alpaca, guanaco and vicuna

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are close relatives of which other South American animal?

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-Llama?

-Yes. A breast of chicken stuffed with garlic butter,

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coated with breadcrumbs and baked or deep-fried

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is named after which former Russian city?

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Kiev!

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By what name were German submarines usually referred to

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during the First and Second World War?

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-U-boats.

-Which river that rises in Staffordshire flows about 170 miles

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in a roughly northerly and easterly direction before emptying into the Humber estuary?

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Ooh, don't know, Tyne?

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-No, Trent.

-That's a terrible answer!

-Which Indian batsman who played in the 2011 series

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against England scored his 35th Test century in December 2005,

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breaking the record set by his fellow countryman Sunil Gavaskar?

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Sachin Tendulkar.

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What French term is used to describe a bathroom connecting with a bedroom?

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En suite.

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Which topical comedy television panel show is regularly hosted

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by the Irish comedian Dara O Briain and includes Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons?

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Mock The Week.

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-Which cloak of South American origin...

-BEEP

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..consists of a square of cloth with a hole for the head to go through?

0:22:510:22:55

Ah, the poncho!

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The poncho is correct.

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Ah, no passes. You've rocketed up, Dan, you've now got 25 points.

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Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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And finally, Martin again, please.

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And you're the man we want to hear from

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because you know all about saving money.

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Although, do we want to save money any longer,

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because you don't get anything for it if you do save it?

0:23:240:23:27

-They give you 0.5% or nothing...

-Not if...

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..and charge about 100% to borrow. It's a good scam, isn't it?

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It's a wonderful scam, you know, credit card interest 18%,

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current account interest 1%. It's a very easy way to make money.

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But you can get interest on your savings, this is the myth,

0:23:380:23:42

but you have to become an active, aggressive saver, and do your work.

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It has become a job of work, getting decent interest.

0:23:460:23:49

3.1% is easily do-able.

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In some places, if you know where to look, you can get 4, 5% if you're willing to lock in,

0:23:510:23:56

but it's about treating it like a job.

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Right.

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LAUGHTER

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I'm sorry I asked now.

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LAUGHTER

0:24:030:24:04

But if we follow your advice and we do all this stuff,

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we've no time to go out and work and make any money,

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-we'd just be busy trying to save it all.

-I would argue that there are two ways to do it.

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You could constantly do it or you could do a financial blitz,

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take a day off a year, sort through your finances.

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If you save yourself £1,000,

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you'd have to be earning half a million pounds a year

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before it wasn't the best-paid day of your year,

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and I think we need to get a bit more mechanistic about how we deal with our finances.

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Lots of people just see it, "Oh, I'll go to work,"

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but work doesn't pay as well as sorting out everything in one go,

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so my argument is, I'm afraid, in this complex consumer economy we have,

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you've got to put the time in.

0:24:420:24:44

Right, you've got 12 points, 25 is the highest score so far,

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that's what you've got to beat, and you have two minutes in which to do it,

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to become the Mastermind champion. Here we go.

0:24:520:24:55

Which major river flows through the centre of Paris?

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-Seine.

-How are poets such as Rupert Brooke and Wilfred Owen known

0:24:570:25:01

because of the event that provided the background to their best-known works?

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-The Romantics?

-No, First World War poets.

0:25:050:25:07

Which band had a hit in 1966 with Eleanor Rigby,

0:25:070:25:10

in which Father McKenzie darns his socks in the night?

0:25:100:25:13

-Beatles.

-Ray Stevenson, Matthew Macfadyen, and Luke Evans

0:25:130:25:16

star in the 2011 film about which heroic trio, created by Alexandre Dumas?

0:25:160:25:21

-Three Musketeers.

-He was chairman of the People's Republic of China

0:25:210:25:24

remained chairman of its Communist Party until his death in '76.

0:25:240:25:27

-Mao Tse-tung.

-Which British golfer finished top of the US PGA money list

0:25:270:25:31

in 2011 after a victory at the Disney Classic in Florida?

0:25:310:25:35

-Ian Poulter?

-Luke Donald. Which motorway connects London with South Wales?

0:25:350:25:39

-The M4.

-Who has written six books about Alfred the Great

0:25:390:25:41

and his descendants, the latest, The Death Of Kings,

0:25:410:25:44

was published in September 2011?

0:25:440:25:46

Pass.

0:25:460:25:47

Which chapel in the Vatican is named after the Pope in whose reign it was built?

0:25:470:25:51

It has ceiling frescoes and an altar wall by Michelangelo.

0:25:510:25:54

-Sistine.

-Schipperkes and Schnauzers are breeds of which animal?

0:25:540:25:58

-Dog.

-The interior angles of a triangle add up to how many degrees?

0:25:580:26:02

-180.

-"What an artist dies in me!" are said to be the last words

0:26:020:26:06

of which notoriously cruel Roman Emperor?

0:26:060:26:09

-Nero.

-In computer games, which character who later became a plumber

0:26:090:26:13

was introduced in the 1981 game Donkey Kong,

0:26:130:26:15

where he was known as Jumpman?

0:26:150:26:16

-Mario.

-Which television series starred James Nesbitt and Helen Baxendale,

0:26:160:26:20

focused on the lives and loves of three couples in their 30s?

0:26:200:26:23

-Er, pass.

-The Jersey Royal, first grown on the island in about 1880,

0:26:230:26:28

is a variety of what vegetable?

0:26:280:26:29

-Potato.

-Which group topped the charts in 1967 with A Whiter Shade Of Pale?

0:26:290:26:34

-No idea.

-What is the full name of the country commonly called Bosnia,

0:26:340:26:37

the additional word having the meaning Duke's Land?

0:26:370:26:40

-Herzegovina.

-Whose first collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Webber

0:26:400:26:43

was The Likes Of Us, a musical version of the Dr Barnardo story

0:26:430:26:46

written in the mid-'60s?

0:26:460:26:48

-Tim Rice?

-What does the organisation known as RoSPA aim to prevent,

0:26:480:26:51

according to its acronym?

0:26:510:26:53

-Accidents.

-The family of which 21st century Chancellor of the Exchequer...

0:26:530:26:57

-BEEP

-..made their fortune from wallpaper and fabrics?

0:26:570:27:00

You've got to get this one!

0:27:010:27:03

Lawson.

0:27:040:27:05

-Osborne!

-Osborne!

0:27:050:27:08

-He's the Chancellor of the Exchequer!

-I'd relaxed at the end!

0:27:080:27:11

LAUGHTER

0:27:110:27:13

All that time building up your reputation and you blew it!

0:27:130:27:17

In one go!

0:27:170:27:18

However, three passes, Whiter Shade Of Pale, Procol Harum,

0:27:180:27:23

Cold Feet, James Nesbitt, Helen Baxendale and all those,

0:27:230:27:26

and Bernard Cornwell wrote those six books about Alfred the Great.

0:27:260:27:29

You have, Martin, 26 points.

0:27:290:27:33

APPLAUSE

0:27:330:27:36

Well, that was a close-run thing. Let's have a look at the scores.

0:27:450:27:49

In fourth place, with 16 points, Sarah Storey.

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Third place, 19 points, Nihal Arthanayake.

0:27:510:27:55

Second place, 25 points, Dan Walker.

0:27:550:27:57

In first place, he just got there at the end,

0:27:570:27:59

26 points, Martin Lewis.

0:27:590:28:02

Come and join us, Martin.

0:28:120:28:14

-Well done, congratulations.

-Thank you, cheers.

0:28:170:28:20

Come and stand there, that's it.

0:28:200:28:21

You're the money man, you know the value of things.

0:28:210:28:24

-What's that worth?

-It's priceless, John. Could I say anything else?

0:28:240:28:27

That was the only answer.

0:28:270:28:29

Thank you for watching Celebrity Mastermind.

0:28:290:28:32

Good night.

0:28:320:28:34

You don't have to be a celebrity to appear on the show,

0:28:390:28:41

so if you would like to appear in the next series of Mastermind

0:28:410:28:45

on BBC Two, then do visit us online at bbc.co.uk/mastermind.

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