Episode 6 Celebrity Mastermind


Episode 6

Chef Michel Roux Jr, actress Jessica Hynes, Politics Show presenter Jon Sopel and Divine Comedy frontman Neil Hannon try their luck answering questions.


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Four celebrities who claim to know everything there is to know about their specialist subject

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but can they cut it on television's toughest quiz?

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They've agreed to put themselves in the hotseat

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for their chosen charity.

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But only one person can be the winner.

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Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?

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The first celebrity in the spotlight tonight is the actress Jessica Hynes.

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She answers questions on the life and poetry of Pam Ayres.

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The Politics Show presenter Jon Sopel takes questions on Tony Blair.

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Divine Comedy front man Neil Hannon takes on the sitcom Frasier.

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And Michelin-starred chef Michel Roux Junior

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on Auguste Escoffier's Guide to Modern Cookery.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello. I'm John Humphrys and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.

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Four more victims have agreed to 90 seconds of questions

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on their specialist subject followed by two minutes on general knowledge.

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The winner will walk away with this fine trophy

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and far more importantly, the title of Celebrity Mastermind.

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So let's get on with it and ask our first contender to join us please.

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-And your name is?

-Jessica Hynes.

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-Your chosen charity?

-Action For Children.

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-And your chosen subject?

-The life and poems of Pam Ayres.

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Pam Ayres in a minute and a half. Starting now.

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Pam Ayres came to public attention when she won in which television talent show in 1975?

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-Opportunity Knocks.

-She wrote a poem before a dental appointment

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which was voted in the top ten of a poll to find

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the UK's 100 favourite comic poems. What was its name?

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-I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth.

-After working as a clerical assistant

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in the Central Ordinance Depot in Bicester,

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Ayres joined which of the services in 1965?

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The women's RAF.

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Ayres won opportunity knocks with a poem about

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an embarrassing experience with which bird?

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-A parrot.

-The man for whom the late night knitter

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knitted seven jerseys went off with whom?

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-Don't know.

-After Ayres's appearance on Opportunity Knocks,

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she appeared in a television advert for which food stuff

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and gave up her secretarial job shortly afterwards in 1976?

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-Custard.

-Cream cheese. Close.

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Ayres spent her childhood in which village, then in Berkshire,

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now Oxfordshire, in the Vale of White Horse?

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-Stanford in the Vale.

-In Ayre's poem, In the Merc,

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the driver's got the car of his dreams

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but thinks he pulled more birds when he was in which type of car?

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-Morris Minor.

-No, a Renault Five.

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Ayres's poem Walking to Falkirk is written

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from the perspective of what animal?

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-A badger.

-A cow. After leaving Stamford

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in the Vale Church of England Primary School in 1958,

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she continued her education at the secondary modern school in which local town?

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-Faringdon.

-In her poem, The Wonderbra, how much does the new bra cost,

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bought to replace the one in constant use since 1982?

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-Three shillings.

-No, £14.99, unbelievably.

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-Which poem does Ayres say she wrote to be sung...

-BEEP

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..to the Ballad of Jimmy Brown also known as The Three Bells.

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I don't know. Tom Brown's...

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No, it was The Insect's Anthem.

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You never know with Pam Ayres. You had one pass.

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The man for whom the late-night knitter knitted seven jerseys went off with Mary Stone.

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You have, Jessica, six points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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-And your name is?

-Jon Sopel.

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-Your chosen charity?

-Save the Children.

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-And your chosen subject?

-Tony Blair.

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Tony Blair. I've heard of him. Minute and a half, starting now.

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Which north-east constituency did Tony Blair

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represent from his first entry to Parliament in '83 until 2007?

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-Sedgefield.

-In the speech he gave after Princess Diana died

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what two word term did he use to describe her?

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The People's Princess.

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When John Smith was elected Labour leader after the 1992

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general election defeat, he appointed Tony Blair to which post?

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-Shadow Home Secretary.

-Which two words did George W Bush greet him with

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at the G8 summit in 2006, not realising the microphones were on?

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-Yo, Blair.

-In 2000, Blair was heckled and slow hand-clapped

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at Wembley Arena when his speech was felt to be

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a little party political. Which organisation was he addressing?

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The Women's Institute.

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When he first joined the Labour Party in '75,

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Blair was affiliated to which constituency?

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-Islington.

-No, Chelsea. Blair was visiting a hospital during the 2001

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general election campaign when he was confronted by Sharon Storer,

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the partner of a cancer patient who criticised the treatment

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her partner had received. In which city was this?

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-Birmingham.

-In December 2009, Blair told which television interviewer,

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I would still have thought it right to remove Saddam Hussein from power,

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even if he'd known there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

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-John Humphrys.

-No, unfortunately. Fern Britton.

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Blair was lead singer with which rock band while at Oxford?

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-The Ugly Rumours.

-As part of Blair's modernisation, he reformed

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which section of the party's constitution referring to the common

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ownership of means of production?

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-Clause four.

-In which year did Blair negotiate the signing

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of the Good Friday agreement that paved the way

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for power-sharing in Northern Ireland?

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-1998.

-What was the name of the Anglican priest...

-BLEEP.

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..who became a key influence on his religious and political

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beliefs when they were both at Oxford?

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-Peter Thompson.

-No passes, Jon.

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You've got ten points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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-And your name is?

-Neil Hannon.

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-Your chosen charity?

-The Alzheimer's Society.

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-And your chosen subject?

-Frasier.

-Frasier. 90 seconds, starting now.

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What was the former occupation of Frasier's father, Martin? He comes

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to live with his son because an injured hip means he can't live alone.

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-Police officer.

-Frasier asks no Noel to translate the blessing for his son

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bar mitzvah into Hebrew. But in what language

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does Frasier end up delivering it?

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-Klingon.

-In Shut out in Seattle, after Martin, Frasier and his brother,

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end their relationships on the same day,

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they end up singing which Bond-film theme-song in a bar?

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-Goldfinger.

-Which item do Frasier and Niles first discover under the floorboards

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of their childhood home in the episode, Death-trap?

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-A skull.

-What price does Niles win for scoring a basket from

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the half court line at Seattle Sonics basketball game

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he later donated to the Police Activities League?

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-A 4x4 SUV.

-A pickup truck. After Martin bumps into the reclusive author

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TH Houghton in a bar, they find they have

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a shared affection for which television series?

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-Pass.

-What item does Niles lend to Maris which

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she uses to kill her Argentinian boyfriend?

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-An antique crossbow.

-In The Perfect Guy, the radio doctor Clint Webber

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is handsome and very accomplished but is found to have what flaw?

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-He can't sing.

-No, he can't. Niles has the task

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of disposing of Aunt Louise's ashes in a respectful manner.

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What does Martin suggest he should do with them?

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Pass.

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What is the name of the dog kennels in which Niles placed

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Eddie without Martin's permission in The New friend?

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-Pass.

-What unusual confession does the political candidate

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Phil Paterson make to Frasier causing him

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to reconsider publicly endorsing his campaign?

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-He was abducted by aliens.

-In Series three, Diane Chambers comes

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to Seattle to see her play being produced. She had been working

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in Hollywood as a writer for which series before she was fired?

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-Dr Quinn Medicine Woman.

-Is exactly right. You had three passes.

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The name of those dog kennels, inevitably, was Bark Avenue.

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I'm not sure I should tell you this.

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Disposing of the Ashes in a respectful manner...

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Martin suggested they flush them down the toilet.

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When you said "pass" in answer to that question...

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After Martin bumps into the reclusive author

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TH Houghton in a bar, they find they have a shared affection for Bonanza.

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You now, Neil, have nine points.

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APPLAUSE

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And our final contender, please.

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-And your name is?

-Michel Roux.

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Your chosen charity?

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Visually Impaired Children Taking Action.

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And your chosen subject?

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The Culinary Bible, Escoffier, Le Guide Culinaire.

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Escoffier, in a minute and a half.

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Escoffier was based in which London hotel from 1899 to 1919

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where he completed his Guide to Modern Cooking?

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-The Savoy.

-At the Carlton.

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"Bombe nesselrode" consists of a mould lined with vanilla ice-cream

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and filled with a mixture of creme chantille and a puree of what?

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-Raspberry.

-Says chestnuts here. Beurre de Provence is the alternative name

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used by Escoffier for which cold sauce?

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-Pass.

-What is prepared by frying chopped onion and shallots in oil

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and butter, adding finely chopped mushroom trimmings and stalks

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and a pinch of parsley and cooking until the moisture has evaporated?

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-Pass.

-In the glossary, what term is defined as,

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vegetables cut into small square, round or triangular slices?

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-Paysan.

-What French term is used for a saddle of hare comprising

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the whole of its back from the beginning of the neck to the tail?

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-Baron.

-Rable.

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Escoffier's recipe for which regional dish from Languedoc

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includes mutton, haricot beans and equal quantities

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of blanched belly pork and garlic sausage?

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-Cassoulet.

-Which garnish for soup is composed of finely shredded sorrel

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and lettuce leaves stewed in butter?

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-Geminy.

-Chiffonade. What name is given to small, veal fricandeau,

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cut from the cushion and larded with rows

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of very pink strips of salt pork fat?

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-Pass.

-Which spice used in goulash is added to a sauce hongroise

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to give it a delicate pink colour?

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-Paprika.

-Bigarade sauce which includes orange and lemon juice

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is said to accompany braised what?

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-BEEP Duck.

-Duck, indeed.

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You had three passes. That name given to the small veal fricandeau,

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is grenadin.

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Dried duxelle is prepared by frying the chopped onion

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and all that stuff.

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And Beurre de Provence is the alternative name for aioli.

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Three passes. Michel, you have four points.

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APPLAUSE

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Right. That's the first round done, the specialist subjects.

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Let's have a look at the scores. In fourth place, four points, Michel Roux Junior.

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In third place, six points, Jessica Hynes.

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Second place, nine points, Neil Hannon.

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In the lead, just, ten points, Jon Sopel.

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APPLAUSE

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Round two now. General knowledge. If there is a tie at the end

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then the number of passes get taken into account

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and the person with fewer passes will be the winner.

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So let's get on with it and ask Michel to join us again, please.

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And the question that a lot of people ask

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is why, if you believe this to be the case and most of us do, I think,

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has British food got better over the years?

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Is it because of the French influence or something different?

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I think it probably is the French influence and probably down to my father and uncle...

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-That's very modest of you!

-..the forerunners of French gastronomy, I suppose.

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Seriously, things are, food-wise, sensational now in Britain.

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What makes a good meal? What is good food?

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I think good food is, first of all great ingredients,

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beautiful ingredients, which Great Britain is blessed with, that's for sure.

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The rest of Europe, even in France, we buy Scottish lobsters,

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Scottish langoustine, beef from all over Britain,

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hill lamb from Wales and such like.

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In Britain, we have got a beautiful larder.

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Purely from the food point of view, forgetting everything else,

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your idea of the perfect meal, what would it be?

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Roast lobster with garlic butter and fat chips.

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That's it?!

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-I could cook that!

-There you go. Invite me!

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Well, maybe. You've got four points. Let's see how you do

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with general knowledge. Two minutes starting now.

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In cricket, what does the abbreviation LBW mean?

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-Leg before wicket.

-What name is given to the small glass reflectors set in a frame

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in the road surface that indicate traffic lanes?

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-Cat's eyes.

-Which literary post was held successively

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by Sir John Betjeman, Ted Hughes and Andrew motion?

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-Pass.

-The Piazza San Marco, the Bridge of Sighs

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and the Doge's Palace are all in which European city?

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-Rome.

-Venice. By what codename

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is Judy Dench known in the James Bond films?

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-M.

-Which California group had hits with Barbara Ann,

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Good Vibrations and God Only Knows in 1966?

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-Pass.

-The name of which tiny dried fruit made from a small grape

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is derived from Corinthe in Greece where it was first grown?

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-Raisin.

-Currant. What word is used for an article in

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a newspaper announcing a person's death that usually includes a short biography?

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Pass.

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Which French politician married the model Carla Bruni in 2008,

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three months after his divorce from his second wife?

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-Sarkozy.

-In Chinese cuisine, the name of which small snack,

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often served as an appetiser, means "touch the heart" in Cantonese?

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-Dim sum.

-What natural disaster caused severe damage in San Francisco

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and neighbouring towns in April 1906?

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-Earthquake.

-At which Hammersmith Theatre have a series of

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stand-up comedy show's been recorded for BBC television since 2004?

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-Pass.

-The young of which animal is known as a leveret?

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-Hare.

-In the detective novels by Agatha Christie, what is the first name

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of the elderly busybody and amateur sleuth Miss Marple?

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-Pass.

-Which long-running American political drama about the lives

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of staff in the White House stars Martin Sheen as President Bartlet,

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Stockard Channing as his first lady?

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-Pass.

-Which river famed in a song by Gerry and the Pacemakers

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separates Liverpool from Birkenhead and Wallasey?

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Erm... Across the Mersey?

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Mersey is correct. Sir Elton John wrote

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-the music for the stage version of which film about a young boy...

-BLEEP

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..in County Durham who aspires to be

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a professional ballet dancer?

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-No, pass.

-I'll tell you. Billy Elliott.

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I'll give you your other passes.

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The West Wing is that American political drama.

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Miss Marple is Jane Marple.

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The Apollo is the Hammersmith Theatre that's been around so long.

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Obituary is what you get if you in the newspaper if you die.

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The Beach Boys had hits with Barbara Anne, Good Vibrations and so on.

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And Betjeman, Hughes and Motion were all poets laureate.

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-You have now, Michel, 12 points.

-APPLAUSE

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And now Jessica Hynes, please.

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And since we were just talking about poets laureate,

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you choose a poet for your specialist round.

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Pam Ayres. Why? What is it about her that really appeals?

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Well, she just has, erm... It's her humour. And her wit.

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Erm, I just think she's clever and funny.

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-I see you have in your hand a book, there.

-Well, yes.

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Because I was going to read a... Well, I...

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Give us a little bit. One that really turns you on.

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This is from a poem called They Should Have Asked my Husband.

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"Present it to my husband, he will solve it at a stroke.

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"He'll clarify the situation, he will make it crystal clear,

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"You'll feel the glazing of your eyeballs and the bending of your ear.

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"Corruption at the top, he's an authority on that,

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"And the Mafia, Gadafia and Yasser Arafat.

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"Upon these areas he brings his intellect to shine,

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"In a great, compelling voice, that's twice as loud as yours or mine.

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"I often wonder what it must be like to be so strong, infallible,

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"Articulate, self-confident, and wrong."

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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If we had a post of People's Poet, she'd be it, wouldn't she?

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Well, yes. You know, I'd love to see her as poet laureate.

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I think if John Betjeman can become poet laureate,

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I think Pam Ayres could.

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Now, you've got six points, Jessica, with your knowledge of Pam Ayres.

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General knowledge. Two minutes, starting now.

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Which 1978 film features the teenage gangs the T-birds and the Pink Ladies?

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-Grease.

-Which American soccer club did David Beckham agree to join

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in January 2007 for a reputed salary of £128 million over five years?

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-Manchester United.

-LA Galaxy.

-LA Galaxy! Sorry! I thought you said pounds!

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If you said dollars, I would have known. That's a trick question.

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I did say, "Which American soccer club..."

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-There was a wee bit of a clue in that.

-I was going to say LA Galaxy.

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-Come on, you are wasting your own time!

-I'm going to lose. It's fine.

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What bird used for racing and delivering messages is kept in a loft?

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-A racing pigeon.

-Yeah, homing pigeon.

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Which Royal Family member called herself Tillabet as a small child?

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The name eventually became Lillabet, by which she's still known to friends and family?

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Erm, er... Princess Margaret?

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The Queen. Heathrow and Gatwick are two of London's passanger airports.

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Where in Essex is the third?

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-Stamford.

-Stansted. Which TV drama series created by Julian Fellowes

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has a story line that begins leading up to the First World War

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and centres on the Crawley family and their servants?

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-Downton Abbey.

-In which ballet by Tchaikovsky is the heroine Princess Odette

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turned into a bird by the evil magician, Rothbart?

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-Swan Lake.

-Who wrote the original series of children's books

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set in Malory Towers boarding-school?

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Malory Towers boarding school.

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Erm... oh, I don't know.

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-J.K.Rowling. I'm not going to pass.

-Enid Blyton.

-So embarrassing.

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Which all-female pop band originated in Popstars: The Rivals in 2002

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has been listed by the Guinness World Records as Most Successful Reality TV Group?

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The one with Cheryl Cole. Girls Aloud.

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The name of which large animal found in Africa and Asia means nose horn in Greek?

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-Rhinoceros.

-The Parliament Act of 1911 reduced the maximum duration

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of a parliament in the United Kingdom from seven years to how many?

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-Four.

-Five.

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It feels like four. Which 2011 film, a spin-off from an E4 comedy series,

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-depicts four teenagers on a trip to Crete?

-The Inbetweeners Movie.

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-BEEP

-And I've just started so you can have this one.

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Tampa, Jacksonville and Fort Lauderdale are cities in which American state?

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Atlanta... No, no! That's not a state, is it?

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-No, it's not. I'll have to tell you, it's Florida.

-OK.

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You have, now, Jessica, with those correct answers, reached 13 points.

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APPLAUSE

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And now Neil, again, please.

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And you'll have been asked this before

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but it's a fascinating business.

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The name of your band was Divine Comedy. Why?

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Well, my father says it's his fault

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because I came down to his study saying,

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"Dad, I want to call my band The Passion."

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He came up later and said, "I'm afraid that deeply offends my faith."

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-Really?

-And I just went to the first thing I saw on the bookshelf,

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which was Dante's The Divine Comedy, the Inferno, Paradiso, etc.

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I thought, "That'll do," and stuck it on the first record.

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-That was that.

-And it worked, didn't it?

-It seemed to.

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But you've changed. The whole music scene has changed, of course, and you've changed with it.

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In such a way that I won't have a Top 30 hit any more.

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But that's not a problem because I've developed a nice niche,

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a fan base that will keep buying my idiotic records

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every three or four years.

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Even if you tell them they're idiotic?

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Especially if I tell them they're idiotic. I'm the Pam Ayres of rock!

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-LAUGHTER

-Now, there is a claim!

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Let's see how you do with your general knowledge.

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You have nine points. You get two minutes to pile up a huge score.

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In the 1960s, a beehive, as worn by Dusty Springfield,

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was a kind of what?

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-Hairstyle.

-Which security service featured in the television series Spooks

0:21:060:21:10

has its headquarters at Thames House?

0:21:100:21:12

-MI5.

-In Test cricket, which country did England beat 4-0 in 2011,

0:21:120:21:16

replacing them as number one team in the world?

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-India.

-In the film Free Willy and its sequels, who or what was Willie?

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-Killer whale.

-Pete Townshend of the Who delivered a lecture on the 31st October,

0:21:220:21:26

2011 on BBC Six music that was named after which broadcaster?

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-I don't know.

-Which sea separates the east coast of Britain

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from the mainland of north-western Europe?

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-North Sea.

-Yes.

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In the Pirates of the Caribbean adventure films,

0:21:400:21:42

which British actress plays the role of Elizabeth Swann?

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I can't remember her name. Pass.

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What reference book did Dr Samuel Johnson

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write in the mid-18th Century?

0:21:500:21:52

-The dictionary.

-Which US singer who's had hits with the songs Beautiful

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and Fighter is the vocalist on the 2011 Maroon 5 track, Moves Like Jagger?

0:21:560:22:01

-Christina Aguilera.

-Which duke led the British forces who,

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along with the Prussians, defeated Napoleon at Waterloo?

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-Wellington.

-What's the name of the diarist created by Sue Townsend

0:22:070:22:10

whose first entry is dated 1st January 1981?

0:22:100:22:13

-Adrian Mole.

-The title of which television series starring John Barrowman

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as captain Jack Harkness is an anagram of Doctor Who?

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-I don't know.

-Which Welsh poet wrote the play Under Milk Wood

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about inhabitants of the imaginary small village, Llareggub?

0:22:250:22:28

-Dylan Thomas.

-Who was a major figure in the Russian Revolution

0:22:280:22:31

and the first head of the Soviet state from 1917-24.

0:22:310:22:35

-Lenin.

-In the traditional pantomime,

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what did Jack trade for the magic beans that grew into the beanstalk?

0:22:380:22:42

-A goose.

-A cow.

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Which Dutch artist who lived from 1853-1890

0:22:450:22:49

painted Self-portrait With Bandaged Ear and Pipe?

0:22:490:22:52

-Van Gogh.

-In 2001, which pop star and songwriter

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published a book of lyrics and poems called Blackbird Singing

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that he'd started to write in 1965?

0:22:580:23:00

-Paul McCartney.

-Which lake straddling the French-Swiss border

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-BEEP

-is the largest of the Alpine lakes?

0:23:030:23:06

-Lake Constance?

-Lake Geneva. Three passes.

0:23:060:23:09

Doctor Who is an anagram of Torchwood. Yeah.

0:23:090:23:12

It was Keira Knightley who played the role of Elizabeth Swann in the Pirates of the Caribbean

0:23:120:23:18

and that lecture Pete Townsend delivered was the inaugural John Peel Lecture.

0:23:180:23:24

Three passes but you now have 22 points.

0:23:240:23:27

APPLAUSE

0:23:270:23:29

And finally, Jon, come and join us again, please.

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And, er, when we first met, you were a political correspondent.

0:23:390:23:45

-I was.

-Yeah, pounding the beat at Westminster,

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getting to be friendly with all those nice politicians.

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How friendly do you have to be with them?

0:23:530:23:55

Well, I think politics is a game played by consenting adults,

0:23:550:23:58

broadly speaking. And I think that if a politician

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has told you something that is clearly newsworthy,

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er, my duty is, broadly speaking,

0:24:050:24:09

to broadcast it - on the Today programme, on the news, wherever it happens to be.

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-Do you like them? Do you like politicians?

-Do you know what?

0:24:150:24:18

I know this is not a very popular thing to say,

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but I think politicians - for the most part...

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I think there are some that are venal and all the rest of it.

0:24:230:24:26

But for the most part, I think politicians are trying to do a difficult job,

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have probably got the best interests of the country at heart and occasionally take the wrong turning.

0:24:290:24:34

Mm, I agree with that. Right. Let's see how you do with your general knowledge, Jon.

0:24:340:24:39

22 is the score to beat.

0:24:390:24:41

You start with ten points. Will you become a mastermind? Here we go. Two minutes.

0:24:410:24:45

What name is given to trees such as conifers that are in leaf all year?

0:24:450:24:49

-Evergreen.

-Which playwright died on St George's Day 1616 in Stratford-on-Avon?

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-William Shakespeare.

-Which Australian golfer, twice winner of the British Open,

0:24:540:24:57

was known as The Great White Shark?

0:24:570:25:00

-Pass.

-According to the saying, the road to where is paved with good intentions?

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-Er, Damascus. No.

-Hell.

0:25:050:25:07

In which 2010 film about the founding of Facebook

0:25:070:25:11

does Jesse Eisenberg star as Mark Zuckerberg?

0:25:110:25:14

Er...

0:25:140:25:17

-Something Generation. No.

-No, Social Network.

0:25:170:25:20

Who sang the praises of Deputy Prime Minister Willie Whitelaw

0:25:200:25:23

by claiming, "Every prime minister needs a Willie"?

0:25:230:25:26

-Thatcher.

-Which Wiltshire town was granted the prefix "Royal" in October 2011,

0:25:260:25:30

in recognition of its support for members of the Armed Forces

0:25:300:25:33

-who died in Iraq and Afghanistan?

-Wootton Bassett.

0:25:330:25:36

Which 19th-century English artist, known for his paintings of animals,

0:25:360:25:39

also sculpted the lions at the base of Nelson's Column?

0:25:390:25:42

-Pass.

-Who had a number-one hit in December 1969

0:25:420:25:45

with Two Little Boys, a song about friendship in battle?

0:25:450:25:48

-Rolf Harris.

-Which football club was taken over by Mike Ashley in 2007?

0:25:480:25:52

-Newcastle United.

-Which humourist caused ill feeling in Britain

0:25:520:25:55

for his wartime broadcasts from occupied Europe during the Second World War?

0:25:550:26:00

-PG Wodehouse.

-Adrian Edmondson plays the anarchic punk Vivian

0:26:000:26:03

in which offbeat comedy series?

0:26:030:26:05

-The Young Ones.

-What's the name of the vast Asiatic region of Russia

0:26:050:26:09

that extends from the Ural Mountains to the Pacific Ocean?

0:26:090:26:12

-Siberia.

-What's known in Spain as "vino tinto"?

0:26:120:26:15

-Red wine.

-The news editor George Dent worked in the cut-throat environment

0:26:150:26:19

of the GlobeLink newsroom in which sitcom, created by Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin?

0:26:190:26:23

-Pass.

-King Richard I of England, the hero of many romantic tales,

0:26:230:26:26

-was known by what nickname?

-The Lionheart.

0:26:260:26:29

In cookery, hat name is given to all the internal edible parts of poultry?

0:26:290:26:32

-Gizzards.

-Giblets.

0:26:320:26:35

-Of course.

-On which African river are the Victoria Falls?

0:26:350:26:39

-The Nile.

-The Zambezi.

0:26:390:26:40

In 1957, Patricia Bredin was Britain's first representative

0:26:400:26:43

in which musical competition?

0:26:430:26:46

BEEP

0:26:460:26:47

-Which musical competition?

-Oh, you've got to be quick.

0:26:490:26:52

Top Of The Pops. No, Opportunity Knocks!

0:26:520:26:54

No, neither of those. Eurovision Song Contest.

0:26:540:26:57

Oh, Of course!

0:26:570:27:00

Three passes, Jon.

0:27:000:27:02

-That sitcom - you'll know it when I tell you. Drop The Dead Donkey.

-..Donkey, yeah.

-Of course.

0:27:020:27:06

Landseer was the artist - you know that, as well - who did the lions.

0:27:060:27:10

-And Greg Norman.

-And the Great White Shark was Greg Norman.

0:27:100:27:13

Unfortunately, that information has come to you a tiny bit late.

0:27:130:27:17

Because, Jon, you have 21 points.

0:27:170:27:19

APPLAUSE

0:27:190:27:21

Well, so close but he didn't quite make it. Let's have a look at the final scores.

0:27:300:27:35

In fourth place with 12 points, Michel Roux.

0:27:350:27:37

In third place - 13 points - Jessica Hynes.

0:27:370:27:40

Second place - 21 points - Jon Sopel.

0:27:400:27:43

First place - 22 points - Neil Hannon.

0:27:430:27:46

Come and join us, Neil.

0:27:550:27:58

There we go.

0:27:580:27:59

-Congratulations.

-I'm a very happy boy.

0:28:010:28:04

So, er, how does that compare with a musical award, then?

0:28:040:28:08

-It is ten times better.

-Oh!

0:28:080:28:11

You know, I've watched this programme since I was three.

0:28:110:28:15

-So this is remarkable!

-Wonderful. Can I just make a point?

0:28:150:28:19

I wasn't doing it when you were three! Possibly.

0:28:190:28:22

-The wonderful Magnus Magnusson.

-Exactly. Anyway, well done.

0:28:220:28:25

Thank you for watching.

0:28:250:28:27

Do join us again for more Celebrity Masterminds. Good night.

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0:28:350:28:37

so if you would like to appear on the next series of Mastermind

0:28:370:28:40

on BBC Two, then do visit us online at bbc.co.uk/mastermind.

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