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Four celebrities who hope they know everything

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about their specialist subject.

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But can they cut it on television's toughest quiz?

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They've agreed to put themselves in the hot seat for their chosen charity.

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Only one person can be the winner.

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Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?

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In the spotlight tonight, television presenter Richard Arnold.

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He takes on the ultimate American soap opera, Dallas.

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Former England cricket captain Michael Vaughan will be hoping to score a victory

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with his specialist subject, the Premier League in the 21st century.

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The life and work of poet Ted Hughes is the specialist subject

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for the poet and fellow Yorkshireman Simon Armitage.

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And comedian Andi Osho, for reasons best known to herself,

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is answering questions on some bloke called Humphrys.

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Hello. I'm John Humphrys and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.

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Four famous faces have agreed to put their reputation on the line

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by answering one and a half minutes of questions on a specialist subject,

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and two minutes on general knowledge.

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At stake, the honour of becoming tonight's Mastermind.

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And they will also go home, one of them anyway,

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with this elegant trophy.

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So let's get on with it and ask our first contender to join us, please.

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Your name?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your specialist subject?

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Dallas, the TV series, 1978 to 1991.

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Dallas, in a minute and a half.

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After the initial pilot episodes,

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Duncan Acres became the location for which fictional ranch,

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home of the Ewing family?

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Southfork Ranch.

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Whom did Joan Van Ark play in nine episodes of Dallas

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before moving to Knots Landing in which she appeared for 13 years?

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Valene Ewing.

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How does Katherine Wentworth kill Bobby Ewing in the episode Swansong?

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She mows him down with a car.

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Which character's absence in the early part of season six,

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after Barbara Bel Geddes' heart surgery, is explained by a long vacation?

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Miss Ellie.

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In the first pilot episode,

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Bobby Ewing has married the daughter of his father's arch rival.

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What's his name?

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Digger Barnes.

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What cliffhanger ended the second series

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and sparked worldwide interest?

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Who shot JR?

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Which Oscar-winning actor joined in series 11 as JR's new nemesis, Carter McKay?

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George Kennedy.

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Who composed the theme music

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and shared the 1987 BMI TV music award with Jerry Rubin?

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Jerrold Immel.

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Where does Bobby miraculously reappear live in Blast From The Past,

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despite having been apparently killed previously?

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In a shower.

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Which cast member left Dallas at the same time as Patrick Duffy in 1985,

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when her character moved to Atlanta?

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Charlene Tilton.

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When Victoria Principal suffered an injury,

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a storyline was created in which Pamela Barnes Ewing was kidnapped

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in which South American country?

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Colombia.

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In the 300th episode, where are Bobby and JR trapped

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while they reminisce about their lives?

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In a lift.

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What was the ranch owned by Miss Ellie's second husband, Clayton Farlow?

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The Southern Cross.

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Which event...

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BEEP

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..a highlight of the Dallas social calendar,

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features in several episodes, including the 1989 episode The Two Mrs Ewings?

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Ooh! The annual barbecue?

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-Oh, what a shame!

-Oh! Oil barons!

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Yes, the Oil Barons Ball, but too late.

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-You got 13 points.

-Thank you.

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-And our next contender, please.

-No pressure!

-No pressure at all!

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Only 13 points to beat at the moment.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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Your specialist subject?

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The Premier League in the 21st century.

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In the 2003-4 season,

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who won the Premiership without losing a game?

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Arsenal.

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What happened to Sheffield Utd sub Keith Gillespie

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10 seconds after coming on against Reading in January 2007?

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He got substituted.

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No, he was sent off for trying to elbow somebody.

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Who handed in a transfer request after Wigan's loss to Arsenal

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on the final day of the 2005-6 season?

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Pass.

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Hull players were lectured on the pitch by Phil Brown

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after conceding four goals against which team on Boxing Day 2008?

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Manchester City.

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Which club set a Premiership record during the 2007-8 season

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by only collecting 11 points?

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Derby County.

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In 2005, which team finished a game with only eight players

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after one was sent off for handball

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and two more for fighting?

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Newcastle.

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Which Argentinian player signed for West Ham from Corinthians

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with Carlos Tevez, in a controversial deal, in 2006?

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Mascherano.

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In 2003, Man Utd striker Ruud van Nistelrooy

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set a Premiership record by scoring in how many consecutive league games?

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10.

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Who scored all Leeds' goals in their 4-3 win against Liverpool in November 2000?

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Mark Viduka.

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What was the final score in Newcastle's draw with Arsenal on February 5th 2011?

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4-4.

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Who was named Manager of the Year in 2001

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after his team, tipped for relegation, finished fifth?

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Pass.

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In the 2009-10 season, which manager won the domestic league and cup double

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in his first season in the Premiership?

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Ancelotti.

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In 2005, which Norwich City director went on to the pitch with a microphone

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during a game against Man City

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and asked the fans to give more vocal support?

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-Oh!

-You'll know this one.

-I know it.

-You do know it.

-It's the cook.

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But I'm going to have to tell you if you can't name it.

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-I know what she shouted as well.

-Go on. Guess.

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"Let's be having you."

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-All right, yes.

-What is the name?

-You've got to. Come on.

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-I'll tell you.

-Tell me.

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-Delia Smith.

-Delia Smith.

-Isn't that annoying?

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Anyway, that's one of your passes.

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The other, George Burley was named as Manager of the Year in 2001.

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And the player who handed in a transfer request as he left the field was Chimbonda.

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Pascal Chimbonda.

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You have, Michael, nine points.

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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Specialist subject?

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Ted Hughes in a minute and a half.

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What's the title of Hughes' first book of verse, published in 1957?

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The Hawk In The Rain.

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Hughes was born in which Yorkshire town, where he spent his childhood,

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before moving to Mexborough.

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Mytholmroyd.

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What was the name of the company founded by Hughes and his sister during the '70s?

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Rainbow Press.

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Hughes described what animal as the elastic boulder who vanishes as he approaches?

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-Jaguar.

-Black rhino.

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In the Birthday Letters, Sylvia Plath declaimed which poet to a field of cows?

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-Yeats.

-Chaucer.

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The poem Leaf Mould that appeared in Wolfwatching

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was first published under what title in Remains of Elmet in 1979?

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Pass.

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In which poem from Lupercal does the title character lie

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stretched flat as an old rough mat, no mouth and no eyes?

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Pass.

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Which Henry Williamson book did Hughes discover as a boy and re-read constantly?

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Pass.

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With which photographer did Hughes collaborate on Remains of Elmet,

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published in 1979?

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Fay Godwin.

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The poem called 6 September 1997 was published on the occasion of whose funeral?

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Pass.

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At which artists' colony in New York

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did Hughes and Sylvia Plath spend 11 weeks in 1959?

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Yaddo.

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In The Birthday Letters, what does Hughes describe as "a mad execution uniform,

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"survived your sentence"?

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Pass.

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What's the title of the poem in Lupercal

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about Parnell's bill to abolish the British Navy's cat-o'-nine-tails?

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Er... Pass.

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Which of his works was eventually published in 1977,

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having been written as a potential film script in the early 1960s?

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Gaudete.

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In Epiphany from The Birthday Letters,

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what animal is the young fellow carrying in his buttoned-up jacket?

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A fox cub.

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You had six passes.

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Wilfred Owen's Photographs was the title of that poem in Lupercal.

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The blue flannel suit was the mad execution uniform.

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6th September 1997 was the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Tarka The Otter was the Henry Williamson book.

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In Lupercal, the character lying "stretched flat as an old rough mat", etc, was Esther's tomcat.

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And the poem Leaf Mould had originally been published under the title Hardcastle Crags.

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You have, Simon, seven points.

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And our final contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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-And you want to stick with your specialist subject?

-Yes, I do.

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Which is?

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Here we go! A minute and a half.

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Where in Cardiff was I born in 1943?

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Splott.

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Whose resignation as American President did I report

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live on television by satellite in August 1974?

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Richard Nixon.

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When did I become presenter of the Today programme, succeeding John Timpson?

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1987.

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What did we call the peacock who turned up at our Greek cottage

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with whom the killer cat fell in love?

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Henry.

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On Desert Island Discs in January 2008,

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what was my luxury object?

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A cello.

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I did a series of interviews reviewed by a Conservative politician

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who imagined a fictional series called God In Search Of John Humphrys.

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Who was the politician?

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Pass.

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Who accused me of poisoning the well of democratic debate in 1995?

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Jonathan Aitken.

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What's the name of the charity I founded in 2005

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to help unsung charities that help people around the world?

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Kitchen Table Charities.

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In an interview with Bryony Gordon I admitted learning which dance,

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a speciality of Michael Jackson?

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Moonwalk.

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On which TV programme did I steal a tiny car from Jeremy Clarkson

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and joy ride through the BBC?

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Top Gear.

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What's the title of my book about industrial farming?

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Pass.

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When I interviewed Margaret Thatcher on the Today programme,

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I asked, "What is the essence of Christianity?"

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What was her crisp reply?

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Denis?

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Very close. Choice.

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On which local paper did I begin my career as a journalist

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after Cardiff High School?

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Penarth Times.

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With which journalist did I present the Nine O'Clock News from '81 to '82?

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1981, that is, in case there's any doubt.

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All right, this is going to be a guess.

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You'll offend him mortally.

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-Offend him? Clue!

-Sorry, gave you a clue.

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Um, um, um...

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Oh, I've no idea. Peter Sissons.

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-No, John Simpson.

-That's what I was going to say next.

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I know! Anyway, you had two passes.

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That book about industrial farming and all that is Great Food Gamble.

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And Michael Gove was the politician who made that crack about me.

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-You have, Andi, 10 points.

-Super, thank you.

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It could have been worse. She might have got them all wrong.

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Let's look at the scores.

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In fourth place, Simon Armitage.

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Third place, Michael Vaughan.

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Second place, Andi Osho.

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In the lead, Richard Arnold.

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Now, it is the general knowledge round.

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If there's a tie at the end of it then the number of passes

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get taken into account and the one with the fewest is the winner.

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So let's get on with it and asks Simon to join us again if you would, please.

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And, look, people say they like poetry

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but actually almost nobody reads it, do they?

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It's not a front line art form, no.

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It's a bit of an irritant, really, in the arts scene. It's always been like that.

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But at the same time, I think it's Britain's oldest, most democratic and greatest art form.

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It's often what we're known for when you travel the world.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-You say democratic.

-Yeah.

-Because?

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Because anybody can do it.

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Not anybody can write a great poem, but you only need the alphabet.

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It's only 26 letters. You only need a pencil and pen.

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It's not like putting an opera on. You don't need an orchestra and a theatre.

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It's not like throwing a pot.

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And a lot of people,

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when they're upset about something or they're feeling passionate

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can turn to poetry and produce something in which they invest their emotions.

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You don't care that it's not in the front line of art?

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Well, it would be all right if it was a bit more popular.

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All right, this is a silly one. Greatest poet of all time?

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Of all time?

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Anon.

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Well, he wrote an awful lot, or she. Absolutely.

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Right, Simon, you have seven points.

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Let's see how you do with general knowledge. Two minutes starting now.

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Maid Marion Way is a road in the centre of which city?

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Nottingham.

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The storming of which prison in Paris on 14th July 1789

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is celebrated every year in France?

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Bastille.

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Which bird has a large elastic throat pouch used for catching fish?

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Its name is also given to a pedestrian crossing.

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Pelican.

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Who was known as Two Jags while Deputy Leader of the Labour Party?

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John Prescott.

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Which German composer became totally deaf for the last few years of his life?

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Beethoven.

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The BBC series The Hour, with Romola Garai and Dominic West, is set in which decade?

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-'80s.

-'50s.

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What's the name for the grasshoppers that are pests in many parts of the world?

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In the Bible they're the eighth plague of Egypt.

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Locusts.

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Which South American nut is named after the biggest country on that continent?

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Brazil.

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Who topped the UK charts in '65 with Bob Dylan's Mr Tambourine Man?

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The Byrds.

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Life of Riley, which premiered in Scarborough in 2010,

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is the 74th full length play by which dramatist?

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Alan Ayckbourn.

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In the Stanley Holloway monologue, what animal ate Albert Ramsbottom?

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Lion.

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The first Victoria Crosses were awarded during which war that lasted from 1853-1856?

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The...

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-Trafalgar.

-Crimean.

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Which British film starring Colin Firth won four Oscars at the 2011 awards ceremony?

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Best Film, Actor, Director and Screenplay?

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King's Speech.

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In 1988, Michael Edwards, better known as Eddie the Eagle,

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became the first to represent Great Britain at which Winter Olympic event?

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The ski jumping.

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Under what pen name does Jim Grant write the Jack Reacher detective novels?

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Pass.

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Which city has been the capital of China since 1421, except between 1928-49?

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Beijing.

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Which story by Jerome K Jerome has the subtitle To Say Nothing Of The Dog?

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Three men in a boat.

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In 1976, after Bruce Springsteen played Memphis on his Born To Run tour,

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he was apprehended for climbing into a private property.

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Whose property?

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Pass.

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I was about to give you another. The buzzer's gone.

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I can tell you that last one was Elvis Presley's. He tried to get into Presley's home.

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And Jim Grant writes under the pen-name Lee Child.

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You've now got... You did very well in that round... You've got 21.

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-And now Michael Vaughan again, please.

-Thanks for that.

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And I don't suppose there's anybody watching who doesn't know

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that in 2005 you brought home the Ashes,

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which will be sticking in your memory just a little bit, I imagine.

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Yeah, just still sobering up, to be honest!

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It's taken six years.

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-You celebrated a bit.

-We did, yes.

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We celebrated a bit too long and hard.

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We went a bit downhill after that, lost a few players with injury.

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But now we're back. England are the number one team in the world.

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The last 12 months has been an exceptional time for England.

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Why is it though that football always beats cricket in terms of popularity?

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The basis is that more people play football than they do cricket.

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Football is played pretty much on every street.

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After 2005, cricket became a lot more popular

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and a lot more people have started to play.

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But the cricket team are successful.

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The England football team haven't been for a while.

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Maybe 2012 is the year that they go on and win the European Championships.

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Right, you got nine points. At the moment, the top score is 21.

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So see how you do with your general knowledge. Here we go.

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Cardiologists specialise in which organ in the body and its diseases?

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Heart.

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What name's used for the horns on an adult stag, shed and grown annually?

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Antler.

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Which island, off the toe of Italy, is the largest in the Mediterranean?

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It's home to Mount Etna.

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-Sardinia.

-Sicily.

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Which American rock band had hits with Losing My Religion and Everybody Hurts?

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They announced they were splitting in September 2011.

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-Bon Jovi.

-REM.

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In which film is it always 2nd February for Bill Murray

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who wakes to I Got You, Babe on his radio alarm?

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Pass.

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What's the name of the intersection in London's West End

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where the Shaftesbury Memorial known as Eros stands?

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Pass.

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Which Austrian-born actor and bodybuilder

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stepped down as Governor of California in January 2011?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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The national anthem of Wales, by Evan James, with music composed by his son,

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is known in English by what title?

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-Bread Of Heaven.

-Land Of My Fathers.

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A statue of which silent screen star wearing his bowler hat,

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carrying his walking stick was unveiled in Leicester Square in 1981?

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Oh, God!

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-I know it, I know it. Pass.

-I'm sure you do.

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In 2011, who became the youngest golfer since 1923 to win the US Open

0:18:310:18:35

with a record lowest score of 16 shots below par?

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Rory McIlroy.

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The Boswell family were the stars of which sitcom?

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Bread.

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What's the unit of measurement for the height of horses and ponies?

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Hand.

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Al-Ahram, meaning "the pyramids",

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is the most widely-read paper in which country?

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Egypt.

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What name's used in Britain for sausages cooked in a butter pudding?

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Toad-in-the-hole.

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The adjective lupine refers to which animal?

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No idea.

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In rugby union, what name's given to the players

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who support the hooker in the front row of the scrum,

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described as loose and tight head?

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Props.

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Which point did Captain Robert Falcon Scott's expedition reach in 1912?

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Take a point. You haven't got many.

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-I'll tell you. The South Pole.

-Oh! The South Pole!

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Your other passes. Lupine refers to a wolf.

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Funny hat, walking stick...

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-Charlie Chaplin.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Lost it.

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Piccadilly Circus is where

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Eros stands, and that film,

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Bill Murray, same thing happens every day -

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-Ground...

-Groundhog.

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..hog Day. You got it.

0:19:510:19:53

Too late, though. There we are.

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Michael, you got 18 points.

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APPLAUSE

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And now Andi Osho again, please.

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And you, a slightly unusual career change for you, in a way,

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because you were an actress,

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-I mean, a proper actress.

-Yeah.

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And you became a stand-up comedian. And usually

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it's the other way round, isn't it?

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Yeah, I suppose it is a bit,

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because some of them get little roles in sitcoms and

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films and stuff like that - not that I was doing all that stuff before,

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but I was more like a jobbing actress.

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I was a nurse four times in EastEnders.

0:20:350:20:37

Yeah, I'm actually qualified now.

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With stand-up, it's doing panel shows, really,

0:20:400:20:42

things like Mock The Week, cos a lot of people watch them,

0:20:420:20:45

so I think if you can get on one of them, you're doing all right.

0:20:450:20:49

Surely it's more scary than acting, because in acting,

0:20:490:20:52

somebody else writes the lines, you just learn them.

0:20:520:20:54

Absolutely, yeah. And with acting, if the script's not very good,

0:20:540:20:58

it's like, "Who wrote this?"

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With stand-up, you're like, "Who wrote this? Oh, yeah, it was me."

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-(LAUGHS) Right. You've got 10 points already.

-Cool, thanks.

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21 is the score to beat. General knowledge.

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-Yes.

-Two minutes. Here we go.

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Sprigs of which plant are hung up at Christmas for people to kiss beneath?

0:21:120:21:16

Mistletoe.

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What name for a large mass of snow, ice and rocks falling down a mountain

0:21:170:21:20

comes from a French word for "to descend"?

0:21:200:21:23

Avalanche.

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Which musical is based on a play about the real-life trial of two women

0:21:240:21:27

in prison in the 1920s accused of murdering their lovers?

0:21:270:21:30

Chicago.

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The fairy is the smallest and the emperor the largest of which

0:21:310:21:34

flightless birds found mainly in the Antarctic?

0:21:340:21:37

Penguins.

0:21:370:21:38

Which comedy actor, star of Gavin and Stacey, published his autobiography

0:21:380:21:41

May I Have Your Attention Please? in 2011?

0:21:410:21:43

-James Corden.

-Whose 2001 debut album Read My Lips features the single

0:21:430:21:47

Murder On The Dancefloor?

0:21:470:21:50

-Michael Jackson?

-Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

0:21:500:21:52

The New Forest National Park is mainly in which English county?

0:21:520:21:55

Can you repeat that?

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The New Forest National Park is mainly in which English county?

0:21:560:22:00

Ooh. Hampshire?

0:22:000:22:01

In the Bible, who discovered the secret of Samson's strength was his hair?

0:22:010:22:06

-Delilah.

-Yes.

0:22:060:22:07

In the '97 film Titanic, who played Jack Dawson,

0:22:070:22:09

a pauper who won his passage on the ship in a poker game?

0:22:090:22:12

Leonardo DiCaprio.

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In A Christmas Carol, what sort of bird did Scrooge buy for the Cratchit family

0:22:130:22:17

that was twice as big as Tiny Tim?

0:22:170:22:19

Turkey.

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Which TV show where entrepreneurs pitch business ideas

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is based on the Japanese show Mane no Tora, meaning Money Tigers?

0:22:230:22:26

Dragons' Den.

0:22:260:22:27

What name is used for a shoemakers' model of the foot on which

0:22:270:22:30

boots and shoes are made?

0:22:300:22:31

Pass.

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Zurich is the largest city in which country?

0:22:320:22:35

-Austria?

-Switzerland.

0:22:350:22:37

What is the name of an Indian relish made from yoghurt and other ingredients

0:22:370:22:41

such as cucumber or mint? It often accompanies curry.

0:22:410:22:44

Raita.

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The famous 1934 picture of which Scottish legend has been revealed to be

0:22:450:22:49

of a model made from Plasticine and a toy submarine?

0:22:490:22:51

Oh, pass.

0:22:510:22:52

What name is given to the annual musical concerts

0:22:520:22:55

first sponsored by the BBC in 1927

0:22:550:22:57

and now are mainly held at the Royal Albert Hall?

0:22:570:22:59

-Proms.

-The US government's legislative branch is the House of Representatives

0:22:590:23:03

and which other body?

0:23:030:23:05

-The Senate?

-Which common loose wide-sleeved Japanese robe is fastened

0:23:050:23:08

round the waist with a broad sash?

0:23:080:23:10

-Kimono.

-Who auctioned the headpiece...

0:23:100:23:12

BEEP

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..that she wore at the Royal Wedding in April for charity,

0:23:130:23:16

raising over £80,000?

0:23:160:23:17

Hmmm... Princess Eugenie.

0:23:170:23:20

You were close. Her sister, Princess Beatrice.

0:23:200:23:23

Beatrice, ah.

0:23:230:23:24

The other one. Right. Two passes.

0:23:240:23:26

Loch Ness Monster was that famous...

0:23:260:23:29

Ah, right, OK.

0:23:290:23:30

And the shoemaker's model that he makes

0:23:300:23:32

the shoes on or the boots is a last.

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-Oh, OK.

-You have now, Andi,

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shot into the lead with 24 points.

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Ooh!

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APPLAUSE

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And Richard Arnold again now, please.

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And you've already got 13 points with your knowledge of Dallas...

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It's a tragic indictment of the money spent on my education! LAUGHTER

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I don't know, it got you 14 points!

0:24:030:24:05

-So it's coming back now?

-Next summer, yes.

0:24:050:24:08

-I'm very excited.

-Is that a good idea?

0:24:080:24:09

It is, actually. I mean, they all look... They're not quite as fresh

0:24:090:24:13

as we all were back then,

0:24:130:24:16

let's face it - yourself obviously not included.

0:24:160:24:18

So JR and Sue Ellen and Bobby are back,

0:24:180:24:20

and it's about the warring sons now,

0:24:200:24:22

Christopher - that foundling - who was adopted into the family,

0:24:220:24:25

and John Ross Ewing Junior,

0:24:250:24:27

JR's son, who is evil.

0:24:270:24:30

Just like his daddy, the human oil slick.

0:24:300:24:32

The only problem with it as I see it is that it's about

0:24:330:24:36

huge greed among very rich people.

0:24:360:24:38

That wouldn't fit into a modern setting in this country, would it(?)

0:24:380:24:41

No, there can't be an appetite for that(!)

0:24:410:24:43

When you think about Dallas in 1978 when it started,

0:24:430:24:46

it was very much born of an era very similar to now, you know.

0:24:460:24:49

The issues are writ large and much the same as we're

0:24:490:24:51

dealing with at the moment, so I think people need a bit of escapism.

0:24:510:24:55

Thank you, Richard. Now, 13 points

0:24:550:24:58

and 24 is the score to beat.

0:24:580:25:01

Here we go.

0:25:010:25:03

What do too many cooks do, in the proverb?

0:25:030:25:05

Spoil the broth.

0:25:050:25:07

Which Rolling Stones star was described by Joan Rivers as having "child-bearing lips"?

0:25:070:25:11

Mick Jagger.

0:25:110:25:12

What's the name of the square in Moscow which, with the Kremlin,

0:25:120:25:15

was listed in 1990 by UNESCO as a World Heritage Site?

0:25:150:25:18

Red Square.

0:25:180:25:19

Steve McQueen and Charles Bronson starred in which classic '63 film

0:25:190:25:23

about a break-out from a POW camp in the Second World War?

0:25:230:25:26

-Pass.

-What is traditionally the name of Prince Charming's

0:25:280:25:31

valet in the pantomime Cinderella?

0:25:310:25:33

-Buttons.

-Dandini.

0:25:330:25:35

What French term is used for a thin slice of veal or other meat

0:25:350:25:38

often beaten flat, coated in breadcrumbs and pan-fried?

0:25:380:25:41

-Carpaccio?

-Escalope.

0:25:420:25:43

Which wild plants are also known as Candlemas Bells

0:25:430:25:46

because their white flowers appear around that feast day at the beginning of February?

0:25:460:25:51

Snowdrops?

0:25:510:25:52

What's the surname of brothers Robert and Philip?

0:25:520:25:55

One plays Ash Morgan in Hustle, the other Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes.

0:25:550:25:58

-Glenister.

-Which fictional boy, created by JM Barrie, was the subject of a statue

0:25:580:26:02

secretly unveiled overnight in Kensington Gardens to surprise children?

0:26:020:26:06

-Peter Pan.

-Which blind Italian tenor duetted with Sarah Brightman

0:26:060:26:10

on Time To Say Goodbye, a number two hit in '97?

0:26:100:26:12

-Pass.

-What are classified by the Dewey Decimal System,

0:26:120:26:16

being divided into 10 main groups depending on subject?

0:26:160:26:18

Good luck with that! Pass.

0:26:180:26:20

Which large flightless bird from Mauritius became extinct in 1681?

0:26:200:26:24

Its name comes from the Portuguese for "stupid".

0:26:240:26:27

Er...dodo?

0:26:270:26:28

Edinburgh-based policeman John Rebus first appeared in the 1987 novel

0:26:280:26:32

Knots And Crosses. Who wrote the book?

0:26:320:26:34

Oh!

0:26:340:26:36

Ian Rankin.

0:26:360:26:37

Who was the vocalist in the band Soft Cell

0:26:370:26:40

alongside the keyboard player David Ball?

0:26:400:26:43

The '80s are a blur. It was all Dallas! Sorry, pass.

0:26:430:26:45

The 15th century struggle known as the Wars of the Roses

0:26:450:26:48

were fought between the House of Lancaster and which other royal house?

0:26:480:26:52

-The Lancasters and the Stuarts. Tudors!

-The York, York!

0:26:520:26:56

Which television personality has been married to Penny Calvert,

0:26:560:26:59

Anthea Redfern and Wilnelia Merced?

0:26:590:27:02

Bruce Forsyth.

0:27:020:27:03

Who managed Aberdeen...

0:27:030:27:04

BEEP

0:27:040:27:05

..when they won the Scottish League title in 1985, the last time a team

0:27:050:27:09

from outside Glasgow won it?

0:27:090:27:10

-Alex Ferguson?

-Is correct.

0:27:100:27:12

-Is that a sporting question?!

-A-ha! Well done.

0:27:120:27:14

-Thank you.

-Right.

0:27:140:27:16

Four passes - Marc Almond was the vocalist in Soft Cell

0:27:160:27:19

-with David Ball.

-Of course.

0:27:190:27:21

The Dewey Decimal System, believe it or not,

0:27:210:27:24

is to do with library books.

0:27:240:27:26

-Andrea Bocelli...

-Of course.

-..is the Italian tenor,

0:27:260:27:28

and Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson - The Great Escape.

0:27:280:27:32

Great Escape.

0:27:320:27:33

Yeah, you knew it.

0:27:330:27:35

Richard - 23 points.

0:27:350:27:37

APPLAUSE

0:27:370:27:42

Well, that was close. Let's have a look at the scores.

0:27:490:27:52

In fourth place with 18 points, Michael Vaughan.

0:27:520:27:55

Third place, 21 points, Simon Armitage.

0:27:550:27:58

Second place, 23 points, Richard Arnold.

0:27:580:28:01

First place, she just held on to the lead. 24 points, Andi Osho.

0:28:010:28:05

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:28:050:28:07

Andi...there you go.

0:28:110:28:15

-Oh, thank you!

-That's another one...

0:28:150:28:17

-Oh, wow.

-Another one to go with the one that you won

0:28:170:28:20

-for Children in Need Mastermind on that other channel.

-Yes, I did.

0:28:200:28:23

-So you've got a pair of them now.

-Look at this, book ends!

0:28:230:28:26

-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

0:28:260:28:27

Thank you for watching. Do join us again

0:28:270:28:30

for more Celebrity Masterminds. Good night.

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APPLAUSE

0:28:330:28:35

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0:28:380:28:40

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0:28:400:28:43

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