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First in the spotlight tonight is the presenter Olivia Wayne.

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Her specialist subject - Roald Dahl's children's books.

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APPLAUSE

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Next, the antiques expert, Philip Serrell.

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He'll be answering questions on the England rugby team.

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APPLAUSE

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Richard McCourt, Dick as in Dick and Dom,

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takes as his subject the Manchester band New Order.

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APPLAUSE

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And the poet Lemn Sissay on the great Bob Marley.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind

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with me, John Humphrys,

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and four people who've achieved a lot over the years

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but are now about to face a very different sort of challenge.

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The reward - a donation to charity.

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The risk - possible humiliation.

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But probably not.

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They get 90 seconds of questions on their specialist subject

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and two minutes of general knowledge.

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So let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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In 90 seconds, starting now.

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In Charlie And The Chocolate Factory,

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which of the golden ticket holders rashly puts a piece of gum

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containing a three-course meal in her mouth

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and turns into a giant blueberry after chewing it?

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-Veruca Salt.

-Violet.

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What's the name of the ramshackle building

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bought by the Giraffe, the Pelican and the Monkey

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and turned into the offices

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of the Ladderless Window-Cleaning Company?

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-The Grubber.

-Yes.

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When the giant peach first grows in their garden,

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how much do Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker charge people to see it?

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They offer half price for children under six weeks old.

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Pass.

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What is the name of the monkey that the enormous crocodile

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meets while he is on his way through the jungle to the town

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to find a child to eat?

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-Muggle-Wump.

-Yes.

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What is the name of the woman who runs the orphanage from which

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the Big Friendly Giant abducts Sophie?

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-Mrs Clonkers.

-Yes.

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In George's Marvellous Medicine,

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George's grouchy old grandma

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complains that he is growing too fast.

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What does she tell him to eat less of to stop him growing?

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Pass.

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In which of Dahl's children's stories is Mr Hoppy secretly in love

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with Mrs Silver, who lives in the flat below him?

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-Esio Trot.

-Yes.

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What is the surname of Matilda,

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a precocious child who could read at the age of three?

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-Wormwood.

-Yes.

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When Danny and his father have successfully poached

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over 100 pheasants,

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they drop them off with the vicar's wife

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to be given away. What's her name?

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-Mrs Clipper?

-Mrs Clipstone.

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When the Fox family are forced to dig for the lives

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because they are being starved out of their home,

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their tunnel comes out into a farmer's number one chicken house.

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Which farmer?

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-Boggis.

-Yes.

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After Mrs Twit has put her glass eye

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in her husband's mug of beer,

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what does he put in her bed in revenge?

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A frog.

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A frog is exactly right. He does.

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You had a couple of passes.

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In George's Marvellous Medicine,

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Grandma told George to stop eating chocolate.

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And the amount that Aunt Sponge

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and Aunt Spiker charge people to see the giant peach was one shilling.

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You have scored, Olivia, seven points.

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OK, thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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St Richard's Hospice in Worcester.

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And your chosen subject?

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In 90 seconds, starting now.

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In 2008, who broke the rugby union

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record for international drop goals

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when he scored his 29th in a match for England

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against France in the Six Nations?

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-Jonny Wilkinson.

-Yes.

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Who was the head coach of the England team

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that won the Six Nations title in 2000 and 2001,

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and went on to win the Grand Slam in 2003?

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-Sir Clive Woodward.

-Yes.

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In what year did England beat Ireland, Scotland

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and Wales to win the Triple Crown

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but lost the championship

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to the Irish on points difference?

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-2011.

-Ah, '14.

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Steve Thompson, Lee Mears and Dylan Hartley have all

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played for England Six Nations tournament in which position?

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-Hookers.

-Yep.

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In 2013, how many points did England score

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in their victory in Dublin?

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All of them were kicked by Owen Farrell.

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-12.

-Yes.

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Who did England play in their opening game

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of the 2012 tournament,

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Chris Robshaw captained the side

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on his second appearance for his country.

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-Scotland.

-Yep.

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Which second-row forward started all five matches

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for England in the 2016 Six Nations

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and helped England achieve the Grand Slam?

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He scored his first international try

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in their opening match.

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-Joe Launchbury.

-No, George Kruis.

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Who missed the entire 2000 tournament after

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he injured his Achilles tendon?

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He captained the team to the Six Nations title

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in 2001, 2003.

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-Martin Johnson.

-Yes.

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In 2001, England kept the Six Nations title

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but were denied the Grand Slam when they lost

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to Ireland in a match

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that had been rescheduled from March to October.

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For what reason?

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Pass.

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Since the year 2000,

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how many times have England won the Grand Slam

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in the Six Nations?

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-Two.

-Yep.

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Which England fullback was named as the 2014 Six Nations

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Player of the Championship?

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He scored four tries

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and conceded no penalties during the tournament.

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-Mike Brown.

-Is correct.

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Just the one pass.

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They had to reschedule in 2001

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because of an outbreak of foot and mouth disease.

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-Thank you.

-I didn't even know rugby players got foot and mouth disease.

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LAUGHTER

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Anyway, Philip, you've scored eight points.

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Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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And our next contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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New Order, the band, in 90 seconds.

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Which song released by New Order

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in 1983 is said to be the highest selling

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12-inch single of all time?

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-Blue Monday.

-Yep. In September 2017,

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the band announced that they'd reached a settlement

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to their long-standing dispute

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with a former member of New Order. Who was it?

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-Peter Hook.

-Yep.

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New Order's first six albums

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all had catalogue numbers divisible by 25.

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Which album had the number FACT 100?

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-Brotherhood.

-Low-life.

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The cover of the album Power, Corruption & Lies is

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a reproduction of a painting by Henri Fantin-Latour

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and depicts which flowers?

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-Carnations.

-Roses.

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All of the songs on The Peel Sessions recordings

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were written by the band apart from one song

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written by the reggae star Keith Hudson.

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Which song?

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-586.

-Turn The Heater On.

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Which 1989 album was the first by the band

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to top the UK album charts?

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-Technique.

-Yep.

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Which New Order top five hit contains the lyric

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"I would like a place I could call my own,

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"have a conversation on the telephone"?

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-True Faith.

-Regret.

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Following the death of singer Ian Curtis,

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which musician joined the remaining three members

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of Joy Division to form New Order?

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-Gillian Gilbert.

-Yep.

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At which venue did the band play their first London gig

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in February 1981?

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Their performance was beset by a series of problems.

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-Heaven.

-Yep.

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Which song has reached the top 10

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of the singles chart twice,

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once on its initial release in 1987,

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then in a remixed version in '94?

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-True Faith.

-Yep.

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The number one hit single World In Motion was recorded

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with members of the England football squad

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and co-written by the band and which English comedian?

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-Keith Allen.

-Yep.

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In December 1988, the band played their only UK

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concert of the year at the G-MEX Centre where

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they were supported by A Certain Ratio

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and which other Manchester-based band

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also on Factory Records?

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-James.

-Happy Mondays.

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No passes, Richard. You've scored seven points.

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APPLAUSE

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-It's tough.

-It is tough, isn't it?

-Yeah!

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And our final contender, please.

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And your name is?

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Your chosen charity?

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And your chosen subject?

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Bob Marley in 90 seconds.

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In 1972, Bob Marley signed

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with which record label owned by Chris Blackwell?

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-Island Records.

-Yep.

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Marley consolidated his breakthrough in the UK

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with the release of his 1975 live album recorded

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at a London theatre. Which theatre?

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-The Lyceum.

-Yep.

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Eric Clapton had an international hit in 1974

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with I Shot The Sheriff.

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On which of Marley's studio albums

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did it originally appear?

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-Kaya.

-Burning.

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What song, originally recorded in the '70s,

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was first released in 1992

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on a collection called Songs Of Freedom?

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A single version reached the top five.

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-Redemption Song?

-Iron Lion Zion.

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Marley was baptised into the Ethiopian Orthodox Church

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shortly before his death.

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What baptismal name that means Light of the Holy Trinity

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was he given?

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Oh...

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Pass.

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Marley performed at which country's

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independence day celebrations in April 1980?

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-Zimbabwe.

-Yes.

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What nickname did Marley use

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as the name for his record label?

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-Tuff Gong.

-Yep.

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What name was given to Marley's trio of backing singers -

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Judy Mowatt, Marcia Griffiths and Rita Marley?

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-The I-Threes.

-Yes.

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What was the name of the controversial doctor

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who treated Marley at his clinic in Bavaria during his last illness?

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Pass.

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Which song from the '77 Exodus album,

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released as a single in 1980, includes the chorus

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"Don't worry about a thing

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"cos every little thing gonna be all right"?

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-Three Little Birds?

-Yes.

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One Love is one of four hit singles

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from the Exodus album

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and is an interpretation of the song People Get Ready.

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Who wrote the original song?

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-Curtis Mayfield.

-Yes.

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Marley's first top 10 single in the UK was a double-A side

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released in December 1977.

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Jamming was one of the songs, what was the other?

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No Woman No Cry?

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-Punky Reggae Party.

-Yeah, great track.

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Lemn, you had two passes.

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Josef, or Yo-sef, Issels was the name of that controversial doctor

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who treated him in Bavaria.

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And his baptismal name was Berhane Selassie.

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-Oh, wow!

-Yeah. You have scored seven points.

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APPLAUSE

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Well, what a very close round that was.

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Let's have a look at all the scores.

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Joint second place, they all got seven points.

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Olivia, Richard and Lemn.

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In first place, at the moment, with 8 points, Philip.

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APPLAUSE

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So, it is the general knowledge round now.

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And if there's a tie at the end of it,

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then the number of passes is taken into account,

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and the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

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So, let's get on with it and ask Olivia to join us again, please.

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And your choice of your special subject,

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Roald Dahl,

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fascinating books, aren't they?

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Because they are fantastical,

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-but the central character is a normal person.

-Yes.

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And that makes them so different from, I don't know, lots

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of other fantastical books where everything is all slightly strange.

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-Not always, though.

-Not always?

-Matilda is not normal.

-That's true.

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Girl with a magic finger, not normal.

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-That is true. That is true.

-So...

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What's your question?

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But a lot of the characters, I mean, the principal characters...

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James, as in James And The Giant Peach, is normal.

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-Charlie, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory...

-Yes.

-..a normal kid.

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And they're put into these fantastical situations.

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I mean, they are. It's just...

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I think everyone in this audience knows a Roald Dahl book

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and probably has a favourite.

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I just think, you know, it is childhood, your childhood,

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and I have a new baby, so kind of rereading and reliving them all

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has me very excited for him to get to know those stories.

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And reading to children has got to be one of the ultimate joys,

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isn't it?

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-Yeah.

-Lucky you. Right, here we go.

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You've got seven points, as has almost everybody else,

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but now it is the breakthrough point

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cos this is the general knowledge round,

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and you get two minutes of questions here.

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So, here we go.

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Sprigs of what plant are traditionally hung up

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at Christmas for people to kiss beneath?

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-Holly.

-Mistletoe.

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By what name is confectioners' sugar known in Britain?

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It's a fine white powder.

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-Icing sugar.

-Yep.

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At the 2017 Oscars ceremony,

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La La Land was mistakenly announced as Best Picture.

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Which film was the actual winner of that award?

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-Moonlight?

-Yes.

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Which female singer topped the UK singles charts in 2000

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with Oops! I Did It Again

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and in 2004 with both Toxic and Everytime?

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-Britney Spears.

-Yep.

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By what name was the outlaw who was shot dead

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by Marshall Pat Garrett

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in New Mexico in 1881 best known?

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His aliases include William H Bonney Junior.

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No idea.

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In Britain, an artist who is a member of the RPS

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specialises in what art form?

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-Post.

-Photography.

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The long-running play The Mousetrap

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was first staged in 1952.

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Who wrote it?

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-William Tell.

-Agatha Christie.

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Trying not to pass.

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Which sport has its origins in Central Asia where mounted

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nomads played a version of the game partly as sport

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and partly as preparation for war?

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-Lacrosse?

-Polo.

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What vowel is represented by dot-dot

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in international Morse code?

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-Colon?

-I.

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In the 2017 television series Genius,

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a Nobel prize-winning scientist is played

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as a young man by Johnny Flynn

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and in later life by Geoffrey Rush.

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Which scientist?

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-Dr Dolittle.

-Albert Einstein!

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Which author had 36 plays published in 1623 in the so-called

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First Folio, collected by the actors John Heminge and Henry Condell?

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Shakespeare.

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What is the name of Latin origin for the watery

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fluid in the mouth of humans and other vertebrates that helps

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with the swallowing and digestion of chewed food?

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Saliva.

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Which former leader of the Liberal Democrats

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published his account of the coalition years,

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Politics: Between the Extremes, in 2016?

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George Brown.

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-Nick Clegg.

-That's the one!

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Holy Island, off the coast of Northumberland,

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is known by what alternative name?

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BUZZER

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-I can tell you...

-Please do cos I am going to guess.

-I will.

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-We'll make that one of your passes.

-Thank you.

-Lindisfarne.

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Ah. Wouldn't have got it.

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-And the outlaw shot dead by Pat Garrett was Billy the Kid.

-Oh!

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There you go. You now have a total, Olivia, of 12 points.

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APPLAUSE

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APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH

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And now, Richard, again, please.

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-I call you Richard, I mean Dick.

-Yes.

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-Does everyone call you Dick, apart from...?

-No, no.

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-Only friends and family.

-Only friends and family.

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-But you're Dick, as you're half of Dick and Dom.

-Yes.

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-And your better half... Your other half...

-Yes.

-..is actually here in the studio.

-He is.

-He is.

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-For moral support.

-A bit of moral support.

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-Look, you've been together, as it were, for...

-21 years, this year.

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-Is it really 21 years?

-Yeah. I mean, you know, 21 years together.

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We're still going strong, fingers crossed, it's another 21 years. Who knows?

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Well, I don't know about that cos I've been getting on really well with Tom and Paul over here.

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-They're great!

-LAUGHTER

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-We've been having such a good time, haven't we, lads?

-Leave him alone, he's mine!

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Who would you choose as your alternative partner, if you had to?

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-You, John. I mean...

-Oh, well! LAUGHTER

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-I'll... Thank you very much.

-Today with Dick and John!

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You're on!

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We'll discuss terms later.

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-Right, here we go. You've got seven points.

-Yep.

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So, the score to beat is 12 at the moment. Let's see how you do.

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Two minutes of general knowledge starting now.

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Insomnia is a difficulty or inability to do what?

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Not be able to sleep.

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The headquarters of the United Nations are in which city?

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-New York.

-What sort of broad-brimmed, high-crowned felt hat,

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particularly associated with Mexico and Spain,

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takes its name from the Spanish for shade?

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-A red cloak.

-Sombrero.

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In which television programme does a celebrity panel try and guess,

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through a series of clues, who lives in the houses shown on camera?

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Through The Keyhole.

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What animal, that's commonly kept as a pet, has long-eared breeds

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called English lop, French lop, and Holland lop?

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-A dog.

-Rabbits.

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What name is given to the centre of a target in darts and archery?

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Bullseye.

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In what 2017 film does Tom Cruise play Barry Seal,

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a pilot and drug runner

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who covertly worked for the American government during the '80s?

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-Top Gun.

-American Made.

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In which Cornish resort is there a branch of the Tate Gallery

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and a museum dedicated to the sculptor Barbara Hepworth?

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-Truro.

-St Ives.

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By what title were the emperors who ruled

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Germany from 1871 to 1918 known?

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The Jarzers.

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Kaiser.

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Carrie Fisher's The Princess Diaries, published in 2016,

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is a behind-the-scenes account of what happened on the set of a famous 1977 film.

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Which film?

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-Empire Strikes Back.

-Star Wars.

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What is the name of the actor who came to fame as Basil Brush's

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straight man and went on to play

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Private Secretary Bernard Woolley in Yes, Minister and its sequel?

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-Geoffrey Durham.

-Derek Fowlds.

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London Zoo and Queen Mary's Gardens are features of which

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of London's royal parks?

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Regent's Park.

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What name that comes from the Latin word meaning "for"

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and the Greek for "life" is given to live bacteria that are added

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to yoghurts or taken as food supplements

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and are promoted as having health benefits?

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-Priobiotics.

-No, probiotics.

-Probiotics!

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Which singer, sometimes known as Alf,

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began her career in the early '80s with Vince Clarke in the duo Yazoo?

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-Cilla.

-Alison Moyet.

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In what winter sport, takes its name from the French for sledge, do

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competitors race down an icy course, lying on their backs, feet first?

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-Tobogganing.

-The luge.

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What completes the title of the comedy play that ended

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its record 16-year run in the West End in 1987, No Sex Please We're...?

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British!

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British is exactly right.

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Richard, you've shot up to 13 points.

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-Thank you.

-APPLAUSE

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And now, Lemn again, please.

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And your poetry, wonderful stuff, has to be said.

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-Poems in public spaces.

-Yes.

-That's, in a sense, what you're about.

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I wonder whether you fit the poem to the space or

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whether the space inspires the poem.

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We'll all be singing a poem at Christmas.

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We'll be singing In The Bleak Midwinter by Christina Rossetti.

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So poetry is actually around us all of the time.

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So why not on the walls and the places

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and the spaces of our cities and towns and villages?

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And yeah, poetry is about the space that we're in,

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whether that's a physical space or an internal one,

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and when you see it in public, it reminds

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you that there are greater things in our environment than adverts.

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Why do we not read, most of us, do we not read poetry?

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I believe that we are reading more poetry now, since the beginning of

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time, because there are more words going between more people now,

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since the beginning of time.

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Twitter, Facebook,

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the internet is allowing people to communicate through words.

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There is more transference of words between more people now

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since the beginning of time, so that has got to be a great advert.

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It's a good time for words, man!

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Good.

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I'm glad to hear that! That's the business we're both in.

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You in a rather more creative way than me, admittedly.

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But there we go. You've got seven points at the moment.

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13 is the score to beat.

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So, let's see how you do with your general knowledge. Here we go.

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What is the capital and largest city of Denmark?

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Er, Copenhagen.

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Prisoner And Escort was the pilot for a 1970s TV comedy series

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starring Ronnie Barker. Which series?

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Um, pass.

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Which island in the Irish Sea,

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off the coast of north-west England,

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is known as Ellan Vannin in its local Gaelic language?

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-Ireland.

-Isle of Man.

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Which former jockey, who wrote thrillers with a racing

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background, is the author of Lester Piggott's official biography?

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-Dick Francis.

-What means of transport is the subject of JMW Turner's 1844

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painting Rain, Steam and Speed?

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-Train.

-Railway engine.

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Which region of Italy has been called Chiantishire

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because of its popularity with English holidaymakers and ex-pats?

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-Um, Rome.

-Tuscany.

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Which political party that was founded in 1981

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and disbanded in 1990 was known by the initials SDP?

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Er, the... Pass.

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What term, commonly used in golf, means an advantage or disadvantage

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given to sporting competitors to even out their chances of winning?

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-Birdie.

-Handicap.

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Which legendary film star's early life did Misty Rowe

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portray in the 1976 film Goodbye, Norma Jean?

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Marilyn Monroe.

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What creatures are Babar, Celeste

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and Arthur in the children's books by Jean de Brunhoff?

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-Lion.

-Elephants.

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According to the title of Prince's 1985 top ten hit,

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what colour was his Little Corvette?

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Red.

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What name is given to the faintly luminous band of billions

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of stars in our galaxy that stretches across the night sky?

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-The galaxy.

-Milky Way.

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Which soup, usually served chilled,

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is now most familiar in its Andalucian version

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and consists of an uncooked mixture of oil, garlic, tomatoes

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and cucumber, thickened with breadcrumbs?

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-Vichyssoise?

-Gazpacho.

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In which Rogers and Hammerstein musical does Bloody Mary,

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a local entrepreneur, sing about the magical island of Bali Ha'i?

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Pass.

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In geography, what may be described as active, dormant or extinct?

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Volcano.

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Which American vocal group reached number one in the UK singles

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charts in 1977 with Chanson D'Amour?

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Bob Marley.

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The Manhattan Transfer.

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Yeah. Nor me(!)

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Anyway, three passes.

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South Pacific was the Rogers and Hammerstein musical.

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Bali Ha'i.

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SDP stands for Social Democratic Party.

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Which you knew. And Prisoner And Escort was a pilot for Porridge.

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-Of course.

-You've got, Lemn, 13 points.

-Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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And now Philip again, finally, please.

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And you've been an auctioneer..

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You've been doing Bargain Hunt, let's put it that way,

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for, what is it, 13 years or something?

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1999, I think it all started.

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-I wasn't an antique then.

-LAUGHTER

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Long time.

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Are we ever going to run out of things that we see

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and want to buy and can sell for a profit?

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Is that whole cycle ever going to come to an end?

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No, because I think antiques and collectibles are a conveyor belt.

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When I started, antiques were seen as the preserve of sort

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of wealthy people and dealers, but now, it's there for everyone.

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-That's a good thing.

-What's a collectible?

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-Is anything a collectible?

-I think the answer is, if you can sell it, it's a collectible,

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-and if you can't, it isn't.

-Well, that's logical, isn't it?

-Yeah, absolutely.

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-You've got eight points. The score to beat is still 13.

-Oh, dear.

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Here we go, anyway.

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Two minutes of general knowledge, starting now.

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Wolfgang Amadeus were two of the forenames of an 18th century composer. Who?

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-Mozart.

-The males of which table bird make a noise that's often

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described as gobbling?

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Turkeys.

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What is the largest of the five Great Lakes of North America?

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-Oregon.

-Superior.

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Which consumer champion presented the programme

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That's Life from 1973 to '94, helped by a team of mostly male reporters?

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Esther Rantzen.

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Gavin Maxwell's Ring Of Bright Water Trilogy tells of his life

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with some animals on the remote west coast of Scotland. What animals?

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Otters.

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What was the mission number of the last Apollo spacecraft to

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land men on the moon in December 1972?

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-12.

-17. Which chapel in the Vatican,

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named after the Pope in whose reign it was built, has famous ceiling

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frescos painted by Michelangelo that show scenes from Genesis?

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Sistine.

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The 1948 film Key Largo was the last of the four screen

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appearances made by Humphrey Bogart with his wife. What's her name?

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-Betty Bacall.

-Yes, Lauren Bacall.

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What is the name of the castle near Leipzig that was used to

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house Allied prisoners who had a record of previous escape

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attempts during the Second World War?

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Ah.

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Pass.

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What part of the dong is luminous,

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according to the title of Edward Lear's nonsense poem?

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-Ding.

-No, his nose.

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Which classic Beatles album returned to the top of the UK

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charts in June 2017 when it was rereleased to commemorate

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the record's 50th birthday?

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Er, Captain... Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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Which football club moved from the Camp de Les Corts stadium

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to its present home, the Camp Nou stadium, in 1957?

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Barcelona.

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Which English scientist, noted for his Theory of Evolution, described

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man's probably ancestor as "a hairy quadruped, furnished with

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"a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits"?

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-Charles Darwin.

-Rollmops are made from fillets of what saltwater fish?

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Herring.

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Which London theatre, famous for its pantomimes,

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opened in Argyll Street on Boxing Day in 1910?

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It has staged the Royal Variety Performance on many occasions.

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Palladium.

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Which English city in the Midlands has suburbs that include

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Ladywood, Selly Oak and Edgbaston?

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-Birmingham.

-Is correct. One pass.

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The name of that castle near Leipzig used to house Allied prisoners,

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Colditz.

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However, Philip, you have scored a total of 20 points.

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APPLAUSE

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Which means, of course, that Philip is the winner.

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Let's have a look at all of those scores.

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Fourth place, 12 points, Olivia.

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Joint second place, 13 points apiece, Richard and Lemn.

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And first place, of course, with 20 points, Philip.

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APPLAUSE

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Come and get it.

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Congratulations, Philip.

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-Thank you.

-And the entirely obvious question - is that a collectible?

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Very definitely. I mean, it's certainly... Well, it is in

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-my house.

-But the value?

-Priceless.

-Priceless.

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LAUGHTER And I didn't even plan that answer.

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