Pennod 2 Codi Hwyl

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-Last time, happy seafarers Dilwyn

-Morgan and John Pierce Jones...

-..sailed across the Celtic Sea...

-..from Swansea to Bantry Bay

-in southwest Ireland.

-After a stormy crossing, Bere Island

-provided refuge and respite.

-After a good night's sleep...

-..and a chance to unwind...

-..it was time

-to set sail once again.

-We're leaving Bere Island.

-What a charming place.

-It's a fantastic place to unwind.

-I slept soundly.

-I had a shower and changed my pants,

-which is important.

-The plan was to shelter

-in Lawrence Cove Marina...

-..as it's one of Europe's,

-if not the world's, safest havens.

-The surrounding mountains

-safeguard it.

-After the journey we endured

-to get here...

-..we all needed a rest

-to recharge our batteries.

-I've chosen a small island

-some 40 miles away...

-..called Cape Clear, where

-the Irish language is very strong.

-I've arranged

-a treat for him tonight.

-He has no idea what awaits him.

-I'll tell you more later.

-I never thought of Ireland as a

-mountainous country. It's charming.

-It's a clear morning as the

-Mistress sails across Bantry Bay.

-The plan is to sail

-from Bere Island to Cape Clear.

-To do that, they must

-sail around Mizen Head once again.

-Remember me telling you...

-..that we were going to sail around

-Mizen Head and into the Atlantic?

-We're leaving it now.

-We must've been the only pair...

-..to have sailed around it

-when it was calm.

-Today it lives up to its reputation

-as the Cape Horn of the North.

-Once we sail around the head...

-..I hope I'll be able to hoist

-the sails, turn off the engine...

-..and just enjoy ourselves.

-I hope we'll do a bit of sailing.

-The waves are rising

-as we veer towards Mizen Head.

-Dilwyn has started

-hoisting the sails in hope.

-He's having a bit of trouble.

-It's wild and adventurous.

-This is quite an honour,

-sailing around Mizen Head.

-Indeed, and I'm enjoying it.

-Was it as bad as the other night?

-Was it as bad as the other night?

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-No. There was no hint of a breeze.

-Perfect timing!

-(BLEEP!) Let's get out of here.

-Why have you

-switched off the engine?

-The wind's blowing in the right

-direction for us to sail a while.

-The engine wasn't much help.

-We're going to do a bit more

-sailing now as we head towards...

-I've some bad news for you

-about Fastnet.

-Can't we go there?

-Can't we go there?

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-No, I thought we'd head there...

-..and then upwards

-towards Cape Clear...

-..but a force six is forecast.

-Worse than this?

-Worse than this?

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-Much worse than this.

-It's an awkward direction.

-We won't reach the Cape.

-I'm afraid you won't be seeing

-Fastnet today, sorry.

-It's one of the most iconic places

-in the sailing world.

-We're not

-putting our lives in danger...

-..for the sake of an iconic place.

-You'll see it another time.

-Fastnet is visible from a distance.

-It's better than nothing, John.

-This is

-the closest we'll get to Fastnet.

-I can see why its Irish name is a

-derivation of 'sharp-tooth isle'.

-It's just like a tooth

-emanating from the sea.

-It was one of

-the last places the Titanic saw.

-Its other name

-is Ireland's Teardrop.

-Ireland was crying as

-it watched millions of its young...

-..emigrating to Australia

-and America and dying of starvation.

-How sad.

-(BLEEP!)

-Smoke!

-What?

-Smoke.

-Oh, dear,

-is the old engine starting to fail?

-When I fan it, make sure

-you pump water out over the back.

-It's overheating.

-We'll have to sail inland.

-It's been fine all morning.

-There was nothing for it

-but to sail into Cape Clear...

-..a tricky place

-at the best of times.

-What's caused it?

-Isn't it pumping water?

-Maybe a pipe has broken.

-I don't know.

-Was there water coming out of it?

-Was there water coming out of it?

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-Yes, when I was pumping it.

-We'll sail inland...

-..dump the sail last minute...

-..and use the engine

-to get us to land.

-You could pass this

-and not even know it was there.

-Good job we have one of these.

-Or a pilot book, of course.

-The old-fashioned things.

-Don't slate my charts.

-You didn't have

-a (BLEEP!) clue where we were.

-Don't lie. I had to switch this on.

-You had no idea where we were.

-Now's not the time to quarrel, lads.

-I've no time for this.

-We're coming into

-a notoriously tricky harbour.

-The engine's overheating,

-forcing us to sail.

-But they managed to reach

-the harbour safely...

-..thanks to Dilwyn's navigation,

-and John's iPad too.

-They lower the sails last minute...

-..and start the engine

-to propel them into the harbour...

-..where the production team

-is waiting to assist.

-We have to find out

-why the engine's overheating.

-Maybe a pipe has come loose.

-It's nothing major.

-We had a last-minute drama.

-As we were sailing into the harbour,

-the wind died down.

-I lowered the sails...

-..and we approached

-via the side of the island.

-The channel into the harbour

-is difficult to find.

-We used the engine to get us here.

-If this had happened a year ago...

-..there would've been ructions.

-But he handled it this time.

-He steered the boat while I did

-other things. He was very calm.

-It's good

-that we have an expert on board.

-Dilwyn Morgan

-is an engineer of sorts.

-He's on his knees in there.

-It'll do him good

-to be on his knees.

-Don't tell him that, though!

-The problem we have is that

-we're currently on an island.

-We want to head for Baltimore.

-It's possible to reach there

-without the engine.

-We may need help

-to get out of here...

-..and I'd have to check my pilot's

-book to see if we could sail there.

-Luckily, a man on the quayside

-was happy to help.

-He had a look in the bowels of the

-engine to see what the problem was.

-I've just been speaking

-to an Irishman...

-..whose first language is Irish.

-He spoke Irish, I spoke Welsh.

-I didn't understand a word he said

-and vice versa.

-He's an engineer by trade...

-..and has worked all over the world,

-according to him.

-I hope he's right. He'll sort us out

-over the next couple of days.

-I don't care about the bloody boat.

-What's this surprise

-you have in store?

-It'll have to carry on

-because I've arranged it.

-As a treat, I've arranged for you

-to spend the night somewhere.

-I know, that's why I'm dressed.

-Somewhere to stay.

-Somewhere to stay.

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-In a nice hotel?

-It's not quite a hotel

-but it's nice.

-I'm cold in this rain.

-It'll be a nice treat for you.

-It's been a tough day today

-between everything.

-And it's wet and miserable.

-I hope you're taking me to....

-I hope you're taking me to....

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-Don't worry, it's all arranged.

-It's taken me weeks to organize.

-Are we going uphill?

-Yes, right to the top.

-Yes, right to the top.

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-I've been walking for hours.

-No, you haven't. Two minutes.

-We're almost there now.

-Sorry about the walk.

-What are these (BLEEP!) tents?

-What are these (BLEEP!) tents?

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-Down in the field there.

-They're not tents.

-What the hell are they then?

-Yurts. Mongolians live in them.

-I should never have trusted you.

-I should never have trusted you.

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-It's nice, overlooking the sea.

-Nice, be damned!

-You've led me on.

-Look at the view in front of us.

-You know I lived in London

-during the Summer of Love in 1967.

-You're treating me like a hippy.

-Well? Are you ready?

-I'll open the door.

-Come closer so you can see.

-Look inside.

-Wow!

-Do you like it?

-Do you like it?

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-Yes.

-One thing's bothering me.

-One thing's bothering me.

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-There's only one bed.

-I thought I'd booked two.

-It's me who's worried now.

-But Dilwyn is more concerned

-about the Mistress...

-..while John relaxes

-in his new home.

-I've returned to the Mistress.

-She's moored in the quay.

-Having a boat is like having

-a new baby in the house.

-She needs constant attention.

-You can't just go and leave her.

-You can't forget about her.

-She needs nursing.

-But I'm happy enough,

-so I'll go back to John now...

-..to check he's alright.

-He needs nursing too.

-I hope the Mistress

-will be alright until morning.

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-It's a fine morning in Cape Clear

-and Dilwyn and John...

-..have spent their first night

-together in the yurt.

-Is the boat alright?

-Is the boat alright?

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-Yes, I've been back twice...

-..and she was fine,

-I just did the ropes.

-Right then.

-Right then.

-

-Watch you don't catch a cold.

-He looked so innocent sleeping,

-so I got in bed beside him.

-I didn't realize

-he wasn't wearing any pyjamas.

-But he didn't touch me or anything.

-It's very cosy, hearing the rain

-on the roof. It's comfortable.

-The only thing is, there's

-no bathroom, which is a problem.

-You have to venture outdoors.

-Success, John.

-Black coffee like treacle, please.

-Black coffee like treacle, please.

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-We're here in Cape Clear...

-..where there's a water shortage...

-..so there's no shower

-and the toilets don't flush.

-Drinking water

-is the only water available.

-And Guinness.

-There were

-whales in the bay last night.

-It's incredible

-waking up to that view.

-Wow!

-John has a treat in store

-for Dilwyn too.

-Ice cream, indeed!

-Yes, that's right,

-he's treating him to an ice cream.

-SPEAKS IRISH

-SPEAKS IRISH

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-Welcome to Cape Clear.

-Ice cream made from goat's milk.

-I can't believe this.

-He asks if I want an ice cream...

-..and I end up in a shed

-on the side of a mountain...

-..where I'm expected to milk goats.

-..where I'm expected to milk goats.

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-I remember how to milk.

-I used to milk cows but never goats.

-My grandfather taught me.

-You put your head into them

-and go like that...

-..especially if it's cold and wet.

-Once, a cow wiped her manure

-in my face with her tail.

-I can't believe I'm going to get

-ice cream from milking a goat.

-What she's doing now is getting

-the first milk, the colostrum...

-..before the real milk comes out...

-..in case there's any bacteria.

-Lots of people

-drank the colostrum years ago.

-This is the milking stool.

-Years ago, it had three legs.

-I'm going to give it a try.

-This is

-the first time since childhood...

-..that I'm going to milk,

-and my first time milking a goat.

-My goat's called Carraig.

-That's another treat

-you have to watch out for.

-You have to dodge their kicks.

-He's only getting drops.

-There'll be no ice cream

-for a month at this rate.

-How's it going, John?

-Getting anything?

-The bucket's silent.

-A different method

-but it's very effective.

-I milked cows when I was a kid.

-As we well know, John.

-He's only extracted

-a teaspoon's worth in 15 minutes.

-I'm warming my hands. Carraig.

-Hello, Carraig.

-I enjoyed it.

-I haven't done it in years.

-It's all coming back to me.

-Can't wait to try the ice cream.

-He said

-I was better at it than you...

-..because

-you're used to milking cows.

-You were pulling so hard,

-it brought tears to the goat's eyes!

-It's good.

-It's good.

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-I've never had it before.

-It's good for you.

-It's very creamy. I thought

-it'd taste more like a billy-goat.

-What does a billy-goat taste of?

-I don't know,

-but it's how I imagined...

-..a billy-goat's ice cream

-to taste like, whatever that may be.

-Look at Dr Doolittle!

-This'll be a sausage one day.

-Be quiet.

-You know what that does to me.

-A sausage, indeed!

-You're in for another treat.

-He's pooped on me.

-He's pooped on me.

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-Well done.

-I'd like to poo on you too!

-After the ice cream,

-how about a walk...

-..to take in the beauty

-of Cape Clear?

-This is the South Harbour.

-This is where they say

-you'll get caught in stormy weather.

-Yes, you get stranded.

-They had to return to the harbour...

-..to a forlorn Mistress and another

-engineer offering his services.

-He's confirmed

-what I suspected was happening.

-That the diesel

-was spouting out of the engine.

-He's a former ship's captain,

-raised on the island.

-He's using his expertise.

-Nothing serious. Nothing that'd stop

-you from going back home to Wales.

-A piece of piping has come away

-from one of the injectors.

-It's nothing major but

-finding a pipe will be difficult.

-I've had the unpleasant job

-of checking the bilges for piping.

-But there's hope.

-I'm not sure where John is, either.

-Everyone

-on the island knows by now...

-..that we've had engine trouble.

-People have offered their help

-and all kinds of things.

-Someone suggested

-we stay for six months.

-Yesterday and today has been

-an experience I'll never forget.

-I don't care

-if the engine can't be fixed.

-I wouldn't mind

-staying here a few days.

-But I know John will want to go.

-But I know John will want to go.

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-This is my new baby.

-A portable barbecue

-that I can use on the boat.

-You can touch the outside, even when

-it's hot. It's a treat for Number 1.

-I'll cook him a nice steak.

-He's serious now.

-He's put on his boiler suit.

-They say in Irish...

-SPEAKS IRISH

-Those who aren't strong,

-they have to be cute.

-"If you can't be strong, be crafty"

-in Welsh. We're very similar.

-You can carry on by yourself, John.

-I'm staying.

-And then that goes on top.

-That's how it works. Good, eh?

-The engine ticks over once again

-but needs fixing.

-He says he can't fix it.

-One of the injectors has gone, so

-we must be careful and let it smoke.

-He reckons it'll last the journey.

-Dilwyn usually

-does all the cooking on the boat.

-He's taken to it,

-so far be it for me to stop him.

-But tonight,

-I've a treat in store for him.

-I'm relatively happy.

-I'm worried

-too much diesel is leaking.

-Onwards and upwards!

-Dilwyn!

-Dilwyn!

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-I'm on my way.

-The Mistress is fine.

-She sends her regards.

-I didn't make too bad a job

-of tying her then?

-No, your knots are good.

-This is meant to be self-igniting.

-Bloody Nora!

-Dilwyn?

-Hello!

-Hello!

-

-Did you bring the instructions?

-No.

-I'm not sure

-how this barbecue is going to go.

-There'll be shouting in a minute.

-It'll be my fault

-the barbecue doesn't work.

-I can't do it.

-I can't do it, I can't do it.

-It'll be

-the chip shop again tonight.

-Or a sandwich. It smells good!

-Be quiet.

-Be quiet.

-

-The only thing I can hear...

-..is the clicking of the

-firelighter, which doesn't work.

-Get ready

-for a bleep any minute now.

-I can feel a bleep coming on!

-Will someone

-go and fetch firelighters?

-Dilwyn, will you go and fetch

-those (BLEEP!) firelighters.

-You've had a bleep.

-If no-one else is bothered,

-I'll pack it in then.

-I'll throw the steaks in the sea.

-It's gone very quiet.

-The last thing I heard was that

-there were no effing steaks tonight.

-That he couldn't light the barbecue.

-I'd better go and see.

-That's how you ignite it, John.

-That's how you ignite it, John.

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-That's how you do it.

-Half a minute on the stove

-and it's lit.

-The Hairy Bikers better watch out.

-It looks wonderful, John.

-It was worth all the trouble.

-How much would people pay for dining

-out on a steak in this setting?

-I feel emotional.

-Next time on Codi Hwyl...

-It's very dangerous now.

-Whoaaaa!

-I've hired this.

-I've hired this.

-

-No way!

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