Episode 11 Decimate

Three strangers are about to face this mighty Golden Wall.

It's worth a staggering £20,000.

Will they leave with the money, or will the Wall come tumbling down?

DECIMATE.

This is Decimate.

APPLAUSE

Thank you very much, and welcome to Decimate.

Let's meet this wonderful team hoping to win big money today.

I'm Harriet, a Classics student from Bristol.

I'm Lisa, a health improvement worker from Sheffield.

I'm Shrikant, a nursing home manager from Birmingham.

Welcome to the show, lovely team.

Shrikant, how are you, sir?

-I'm fine, thank you, Shane.

-A manager of a nursing home?

-I am indeed.

-How long have you been doing that?

About 22 years altogether in the care industry, Shane.

What would you do with a share of £20,000?

Well, I'd like to take my family to my place of birth,

-which is Kenya.

-Wow.

-And do a safari trip with them.

That'd be wonderful. I wish you the best of luck, my friend.

-Thank you very much indeed.

-Lisa!

-Hiya, you all right?

What do you think you bring to the team today?

Some Northern level-headedness, I think, hopefully!

-What you do in your spare time?

-Quite a big fan of the bingo!

-Oh, really?!

-Yeah, it's fantastic. It's a great night out.

-My mum loves bingo.

-It's really good.

-Welcome to the show, Lisa.

-Thank you.

-And the baby of the team!

Harriet, you look like you should be doing a paper round, love!

So, are you studying?

Yes, I'm a Classics student,

-so ancient Rome and Greece, all of that.

-Ancient Rome and Greece?

Yes, so the literature, art, language, politics...

Guys, remember this, OK?!

This might come in handy.

-Embarrassing if I don't get it, though!

-Very embarrassing!

What would you do with a share of £20,000?

It depends who you talk to, to be honest.

My parents want me to spend it on rent for uni,

my friends want me to take them on a night out.

I don't know which one I'll do, probably the night out!

Welcome to the show, team. Here's how the show works.

Right here is the Golden Wall.

It's worth £20,000 and is divided

into ten columns worth £2,000 each.

One at a time, you'll step forward

to face ten questions - that's one per column.

You get a question right, that column is protected,

and they will light up, like this.

And the money stays in the game.

But should you get a question wrong...

DECIMATE.

You don't want to hear that, the column is wiped out,

we lose the cash for good.

So the idea is to protect as much money as you can because once

all three of you have played,

that is going to be what's at stake in our end game.

So, Harriet, Lisa, Shrikant,

-are we ready to play?

-Yeah.

-OK.

We need to choose who's going to play Round One.

Now, to help you decide, I'll reveal some keywords.

These will appear in the first round of ten questions.

Here are your keywords. They are...

Who's confident enough to step forward to face the Golden Wall

for the first time? Between yourselves,

you've got to decide, who's it going to be?

You seem to know more than us, flower.

-Shrikant's sounding confident.

-Let's go for it, yes?

-Yeah.

-Good man.

-Thanks. Just give me help out there, OK?

Right, Shrikant, you're going to be first to take on the Golden Wall,

but before you do, we're going to give 20 seconds on the clock

for Harriet and Lisa to give you as much information

regarding those keywords as possible, and your time starts now.

Bob Fosse, what do you know about him?

I don't know the name, I'm thinking of somebody else - Fosse to do with gorillas.

-That's not the right one.

-OK.

So New York, Empire State, Big Apple...

-Floating, what's floating?

-Floating island of a cake.

It could be candles... Shirley could be Bassey...

American Civil War, you've got Lincoln...

Shirley Williams...

-OK, team, time is up.

-Oh!

-Find any of that useful, Shrikant?

-Some of it, yeah.

We'll find out as I ask you to step forward for the first time

and face the Golden Wall.

APPLAUSE

Right. Shrikant, you're not completely on your own, my friend.

If there's an answer you're not sure about,

you can pass back the question to your team-mates

and if they think you've given a wrong answer,

they can buzz in to overrule you and change your answer.

But...

as a team, you only have five overrules

and five pass backs between all three of you over the whole show,

so use them wisely, yeah?

-Yes.

-OK, let's play.

Here comes your first question to protect column number one, £2,000.

Is it...

I'm torn between Mayfair and Chelsea.

There are pass backs if you need them.

I'm going to plump for...Mayfair.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

BUZZER Ooh!

Straight on the buzzer there, Harriet. What do you reckon, ladies?

I do think it's Chelsea, Shane.

I remember seeing a TV show.

Obviously, Chelsea is in London. I do remember seeing on a TV show

there was somewhere in New York called Chelsea,

-I think I've read it in a book somewhere.

-Yeah?

-I'm pretty sure it's Chelsea.

-OK.

Shrikant thinks its Mayfair,

but we're changing the answer to Chelsea.

If this is right, this was a great, wonderful use of the overrule.

To light up column number one, to protect £2,000...

..is there an area in New York City

called Chelsea?

Yes, there is! Well played, team.

Good stuff, Harriet. Youth, eh?!

Right, column number two, to protect another £2,000.

Is it...

-I'm going to go for ermine.

-Yes?

I think it's a very rich material.

-Something a judge would wear.

-OK, going to lock in ermine.

BUZZER

Oh, and it's another

overrule from your team!

-What are you thinking, ladies?

-That's my fault.

I'm pretty certain it's not ermine.

I'll stick my neck out and say sheep's wool.

OK, we're going to lock in sheep's wool. We've changed

Shrikant's answer to sheep's wool.

To protect £2,000 in column number two,

were the ladies right to overrule?

-DECIMATE.

-Oh, I'm so sorry!

-(I'm so sorry!)

-The answer we're looking for is in fact...

horses' hair.

Right, don't forget you're still playing as a team, guys.

We've lost column number two,

but there's still £18,000 still to play for on the Wall.

Here comes question number three.

Is it...

I can't see an Australian saying, "Let's have a bit of damper bread".

Or damper soda bread.

I know that soda bread is very, very popular in Ireland...

So I'm going to plum for...

Ireland.

OK, we're locking in Ireland. There is no overrule from your team-mates.

Damper, traditional soda bread, is it from Ireland?

DECIMATE.

Oh! Ladies, any idea?

I've got a feeling it's Australia, but not strong enough to overrule.

Really?

AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Right, we've got to find out if

damper is actually from Australia.

-Yes, it is.

-Sorry, I wasn't confident enough.

-That's all right.

Question number four, to protect another £2,000.

Is it...

I know this one because I've actually seen it loads and

loads of times. It also had a sequel, Airplane II.

And it was Leslie Nielsen who says the line,

"Don't call me Shirley" and the film was Airplane!

Shall we lock it in? We're going to lock in Airplane!

In Airplane!, did they say, "Don't call me Shirley?"

Yes, they did. Well done, Shrikant!

Right, we're back on track.

Halfway mark, column number five, to protect another £2,000.

Here comes your next question.

I'm pretty confident it's cartilage.

-Yeah?

-I can't see fingerprints being floating

and definitely ribs not floating.

OK. Shall we lock in cartilage?

Want to lock it in?

-Yeah.

-OK, we're going to lock in cartilage.

There's no overrule from the team-mates.

True, false and floating can be found in the cartilage.

DECIMATE.

Whoa.

The answer is, in fact...

in the ribs.

Not to worry.

We've lost column number five,

the Wall is now worth £14,000.

We're still in a good position -

we've got five pass backs and three overrules.

Here comes your next question,

to protect column number six and £2,000.

I don't know, for some reason,

225's crying out to me.

So I'm going to plump for 225 and if the team disagree...

-See if the girls overrule?

-Yeah.

OK, we're going to lock in 225.

We've locked it in. There's no overrule from the team-mates.

To light up column number six, to protect £2,000...

Yes, well played, buddy!

15 x 15 squares.

Right, we're back on track now, £14,000 on the Wall.

Question number seven, to protect another £2,000.

Let's go for...

Chorus Line...

Yeah, OK, let's go for A Chorus Line,

and see if the team disagree.

OK. We're going to lock in Chorus Line.

Did Bob Fosse direct Chorus Line,

and did he win an Oscar for it?

DECIMATE.

The answer we're looking for is...

Cabaret. Wow.

Never mind. Come on.

We're going to protect another £2,000 in column number eight.

We have five pass backs and three overrules. Here it comes.

It doesn't sound Vietnamese to me.

And it certainly doesn't sound Filipino.

Let's go for Myanmar.

Yeah? OK, we're going to lock in Myanmar.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

Column number eight, to protect another £2,000.

DECIMATE.

Oh, that's a toughy.

That is a tough question.

The answer we're looking for is...

The Philippines. Right...

The Wall is now worth £10,000.

Here comes your penultimate question,

to protect column number nine.

-I'm going to rule out cow straightaway.

-OK.

Chester White...

Why would a pig be called Chester White?

They're pink in colour.

Why would it be called Chester White?

I actually think it's sheep.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, I think so, sheep.

-Shall we lock in sheep?

-Yeah.

We're locking in sheep.

To keep £10,000 in play,

Chester White and Large Black,

are they types of sheep?

DECIMATE.

Right.

The answer we're looking for is...

Right, we've lost column number nine.

But don't be disheartened, guys - £8,000 up there.

We've got five pass backs, three overrules.

Come on, let's finish on a flourish here, Shrikant.

OK, last and final question for your round - here it is.

I'm pretty confident it's Jefferson Davis.

OK. We're going to lock in Jefferson Davis.

We want to take that £8,000 through to Round Two.

Is Jefferson Davis the right answer?

Yes, it is!

Shrikant, well done, mate.

Go back and join your team.

Shrikant, how you feeling, mate?

-Gutted, with some of those. Gutted.

-I know.

We've lost six columns in Round One.

But we've finished on a flourish.

So we're going to take eight grand -

still in the game, it's a lot of money -

we're going to take it and spread it evenly across ten new columns,

and it's now going to look like this...

There we go. Each column is now worth £800.

So, who's going to play next,

is it going to be Harriet or Lisa?

But before we decide,

here are those crucial keywords to help you make up your mind.

And they are...

Right, who do you think's the best player between Lisa and Harriet

that's going to come out and play Round Two and face the Golden Wall?

-I don't know.

-I'll stick my neck out then, I'm fine with Blue Peter.

-Fabulous.

-Yeah? Lisa? OK.

Before you face the Golden Wall, it's up to Harriet and Shrikant

to give you as much information regarding those keywords.

Time starts now.

Blue Peter Garden.

-John Noakes, Shep, you know all of that.

-Yep, yep.

Eiffel Tower - built by Eiffel, it's a tower.

-Pride And Prejudice - Jane Austen.

-Yep, yep.

Print edition - what could that be about?

-Print?

-Edition. The Independent...

Could be the first edition of a book.

The Independent just finished their print edition.

-EU referendum we should know about.

-Yeah! Pretty fresh.

-Time up, team!

-Time up. Lisa, you ready, my love?

-As I'll ever be.

Come on, you can do this.

Step forward and face the Golden Wall.

Now, Lisa, we have five pass backs

and three overrules in play,

which is nice and healthy.

On the Wall there is £8,000.

So, the first column is worth £800.

-Here comes your first question.

-Thank you.

"Get down, Shep!"

My dog's not called Shep, but I always say,

"Get down, Shep!" to her.

So this is my era Blue Peter.

It was definitely a Border Collie.

-Shall we lock it in?

-Gorgeous. Yes, please.

We'll lock in Border Collie.

Shep, the dog on Blue Peter back in the day,

to light up column number one.

"Get down, Shep!"

Yes, well done.

Right, column number two,

to protect another £800.

Warhol was famous for doing his series of things, weren't he?

He did Marilyn and soup cans and stuff.

So I shall stick my neck out and say Andy Warhol.

-Shall we lock it in?

-Please.

-Going to lock in Andy Warhol.

We're going to light up column number two. Andy Warhol, £800.

Thank God for that.

Wow. Sold for 100 million

back in the day.

I'll have two!

Right. We're on a roll. Come on, let's have this, Lisa.

Column number three.

Pride And Prejudice And Gentlemen.

No, that doesn't ring any bells.

Pregnancy, there's no... That don't ring any bells at all.

I think it's zombies, I think there's been a film as well.

I'm hoping it's zombies now I've said that.

OK, we're going to lock in zombies.

If this is right, we're going to get three in a row.

It's a great start to Round Two, protecting £8,000.

Column number three.

Yes, well done, Lisa.

Look at this, darling. We've got it!

We've got this.

Question four, to protect another £800.

Oh, dear, I'm torn between...

I don't think it's July,

I'm torn between September and November.

I am going to stick my neck out and say...

November.

OK, we're going to lock in November.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

Maybe they think you're right.

Column number four.

You are doing brilliantly, darling.

This is the makings of a great game, sweetheart.

-We're on a roll now.

-Seat of me pants.

Coming to the halfway mark, OK?

We still have five pass backs and three overrules in play.

Question number five.

In for a penny, in for a pound, I'm going to go for Major Boycott.

Feel free to ov... To overrule me.

OK, Major Boycott we're locking in.

She says feel free to overrule.

They're not feeling free.

Are they not? Oh! Good thing, bad thing - I don't know.

If this is right, halfway mark with five golden columns.

Is Major Boycott the right answer?

I hope so.

DECIMATE.

Sorry, guys.

Shrikant, you were nodding back there.

You thought Lisa had got it right.

Yeah, cos boycott sounds like somebody...

-Like a strike, doesn't it?

-Yeah, I know what you mean.

-The answer we're looking for is, in fact...

-Sorry, guys.

Captain Swing.

OK. Listen,

don't be disheartened, this is still a good round.

The Wall is now worth £7,200.

Question number six.

Oh, I'm torn between

Flight Of The Conchords and Spinal Tap.

I think it sounds more Conchordy than Tappy.

-Conchordy than Tappy!

-Conchordy than Tappy!

Erm...

Oh, dear.

Feel free to overrule, but I'm going to go for Flight Of The Conchords.

We're locking in Flight Of The Conchords?

We've locked it in.

Right. Is it right?

Flight Of The Conchords, column number six.

DECIMATE.

Oh, it's Spinal Tap, isn't it?

Shrikant, I saw your hand hovering.

-Aw.

-The reason I don't think it is

is because The Flight Of The Conchords

is actually a band.

-Yeah, they're not fictional.

-They're not fictional.

The answer is in fact...

-It was Spinal Tap. Right.

-Sorry, guys.

Now, we started off great, we got four in a row.

We've lost two columns.

Here comes question number seven.

I think I know it, but I think I will use a pass back.

OK. We're using a pass back.

Harriet, Shrikant.

We were thinking maybe Empire State Building,

because I've been there and I think...

I think it was completed around 1930.

So we're locking in Empire State Building.

If this is right, we're back on track.

We're going to protect £6,400. Empire State Building.

DECIMATE.

Chrysler. That's why I weren't sure,

cos I always get confused.

-Oh, well.

-Lisa, the answer is in fact...

The Chrysler Building.

I always get confused.

Now, here comes question number eight.

SHE SIGHS

It's going to be a bit of an eeny-meeny-miny-moe.

Which one do you want to go for?

Antwerp, Belgium. Purely on a hunch.

OK. We're going for a complete hunch here.

We're locking in Antwerp, Belgium.

There's no overrule from the team-mates.

Was Antwerp, Belgium, the first non-capital city

to host the summer Olympic Games,

to light up column number eight, to keep 5,600 in play?

DECIMATE.

Oh, I didn't know.

Looks like none of us knew!

No. Of course the answer is in fact...

-Melbourne.

-Oh, St Louis, USA.

Aw, I wouldn't have said that.

Here comes your penultimate question.

The Wall is now worth £4,800.

Now, Encyclopaedia Britannica's

a massive, massive piece of work, isn't it?

And I would imagine that a lot of people are now accessing information

online or via internet, whatever.

I'll go for Encyclopaedia Britannica, please.

OK, we're going to lock in Encyclopaedia Britannica.

There's no overrule from your team-mates. We want to get this.

We want to light up column number nine. Encyclopaedia Britannica.

Yes, we're back! Well done, Lisa.

Now, let's go out on a high.

Question number ten.

I am going to go for Newcastle upon Tyne,

simply because that's in my mind

and that's something that, for some reason, I remember.

I would have remember Orkney and Gibraltar,

but feel free to overrule if I'm wrong.

OK, shall we lock in Newcastle upon Tyne?

OK, it's locked in. And there's an overrule from your team-mates.

I thought you guys were falling asleep back there!

I'm 100% sure on this one. It's Gibraltar.

Because they are an hour ahead, so they closed earlier,

so they could declare earlier.

-Right.

-This is right, this is good teamwork.

-Good team.

-We're going to bring £4,800 into Round Three.

Let's finish on a high - let's light up column number ten.

-Thank you.

-Well done, darling. Good stuff, sweetheart.

Go and join your team-mates.

Lovely. Well done, Harriet.

Well done, Lisa. You finished on a high.

We managed to keep £4,800 on the Golden Wall,

so well done.

But as before, we're going to take it

and divvy it up into ten new columns...

and it looks slightly different, but it's going to look like this...

There it is.

Each column is now worth £480.

Harriet, have we left our secret weapon till the end?

-Oh, I don't know.

-Remember, the more columns you can keep in play,

the more we're going to play for in the end game.

But as usual your team-mates will have 20 seconds to brief you,

so let's have a look at your all-important keywords.

And they are...

Right. Lisa, Shrikant - 20 seconds, help Harriet out now.

Carry On.

-Yeah, the films.

-Know all the films,

no problem there - we'll help you.

Aston Villa, they're rubbish anyway,

so don't worry about them.

-What's dhol?

-Dhol is a boat.

-It's an Indian boat.

-Korea Strait?

Abbey Clancy, she's married to Peter Crouch, isn't she?

Gastropub, it could be...

cooking, food, Heston Blumenthal, all that stuff.

-Korea Straight?

-Korea Strait, North Korea...

Time's up, guys.

Right, Harriet, did that help at all?

-I think it did.

-OK. We're going to find out right now,

as I ask you to step forward and face the Golden Wall.

Good position you're in -

we've got four pass backs and two overrules still in play.

The Wall, as I said, is worth £4,800.

You ready for your first question?

-As I'll ever be.

-Here it comes.

Question number one.

I've just finished a book about someone who left North Korea

and she went over a river to China

and I think it's a land border.

But I'm not good at geography, so...

Yeah, I'm going to go Japan.

OK, we're going to lock in Japan.

No overrule from your team-mates.

To light up column number one, to protect, £480...

Good start, Harriet. Well done.

Right, column number two, to protect another £480 -

here it is.

My mum is very, very good at gardening.

I think it might be orchid.

Because it sort of looks like a moth...a bit, some of them.

And I can't think of a...jewel... A bee lily...

I'm going to guess orchid.

We're locking in orchid for Mum.

There's no overrule from the team-mates.

If we get this right, this is for Mum, yeah?

-Yeah, this is for Mum.

-Orchid.

Yes, well played, Harriet!

-I think your team-mates knew that. Did you know that, guys?

-Yes!

-Yes.

Right, great start to Round Three.

To protect column number three -

still got four pass backs and two overrules in play -

here it comes.

-I do know this one.

-Yeah? You been there?

No, but my dad loves Tom Kerridge,

he's from our part of the world, he's from around Bristol.

And I'm pretty sure it's The Hand & Flowers.

-Shall we lock it in?

-Yeah.

We're going to lock in The Hand & Flowers,

to light up column number three.

Yes, it is. Well done, Harriet.

Good start.

Now, we're on a roll now.

Here comes question number four.

Still have four pass backs, two overrules in play.

-I think it's Peter Crouch, I'm going to put that in.

-Yeah.

We're going to lock in Peter Crouch.

If he's married to Abbey Clancy,

we protect column number four.

Is Peter Crouch the right answer?

Yes, well done!

Look at this - still got 4,800 on the Wall,

hopefully bringing to our end game.

Up to the halfway mark, column number five.

I think I'll go with drum.

Right, we're going to lock in drum.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

To light up our halfway mark,

to protect £4,800,

is drum the right answer?

Oh!

Shrikant, you knew that one, didn't you?

I know my Bollywood films, and a dohl is a big, massive drum.

Wow, OK.

Four pass backs, two overrules still in play.

Here comes question number six.

I would think that to detect submarines you'd need sound waves,

cos I think that's what whales do, or something,

with echo, and it bounces off.

So I think I'm going to go sound waves.

OK, we're locking in sound waves.

This is an incredible round so far.

-It's going to go wrong now, isn't it?

-We'll find out.

Is sound waves the correct answer?

Yes!

Right, we're over the halfway mark now.

£4,800 still on the Wall.

Here comes question number seven.

I don't think it's Hawking.

I'm basing this on banter.

I think it'd probably be Dawkins, Richard Dawkins,

because he'd probably be quite tongue-in-cheek about it all.

-Want to lock in Richard Dawkins?

-Yeah.

OK, we're locking in Richard Dawkins.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

The famous atheist, Richard Dawkins.

If this is correct,

we're going to light up column number seven.

Yes!

You're playing this round really intelligently now, Harriet.

A lot of luck.

OK. Question number eight.

I'm thinking of F Scott Fitzgerald's books.

The Great Gatsby is in New York,

so maybe it would be like that.

Nothing really famous comes out of Minnesota.

I'll go New Jersey.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Don't want to use a pass back?

-Ooh, that is an idea.

Well, they're there if you want them.

Listen, you're playing a great game at the moment.

-Yeah, I'll pass it back, actually.

-You sure?

-Yeah.

OK, we're going to pass it back, to your team-mates.

-We're going to stay with New Jersey.

-New Jersey.

I think that was a really good bet.

OK, well, that's what Harriet was talking about.

We're locking in New Jersey.

Was F Scott Fitzgerald and Bob Dylan,

was their birthplace New Jersey,

to light up column number eight?

DECIMATE.

Minnesota.

I thought you were right, actually.

The answer is, in fact...

Minnesota.

Something good does come out of Minnesota, then.

Yeah. Listen, don't be disheartened, this is still a great round.

We've only lost one column.

The Wall is now worth £4,320.

We have two questions left, we have three pass backs and two overrules.

Here comes your penultimate question, Harriet.

I honestly have no clue. I don't know any of those people.

-I know Lloyd Webber... Well, I know Andrew.

-You've got three pass backs.

-Yeah. I think I'm going to have to pass it back again...

-Yeah?

Because... Yeah.

Right. Team, we're passing back.

Need your help here. Lisa, Shrikant.

Here, we ruled the middle one out.

I think it seems more likely

that it's something Nigel Kennedy would do,

cos he's slightly irreverent, isn't he?

We'll have to be,

because he won't be watching them in the Premiership now.

-I'd be tempted to go for Nigel Kennedy.

-Oh-hoo!

-OK, let's lock in Nigel Kennedy.

-We're locking in Nigel Kennedy.

We've used the pass back to light up our penultimate column.

To protect £480,

to try and bring £4,320 into the end game,

were they right to lock in Nigel Kennedy?

Yes, they were. Well done, team.

Right.

Our last and final column.

You have two pass backs, two overrules. Here it is.

I've never actually seen a Carry On film.

-What?!

-Sorry.

-Get out of my studio now.

Nearly said, "Get out of my pub," then.

Think I'll go with Sergeant, just on a whim.

-And maybe it sort of goes down the ranks as the films...

-Cool.

Well, the overrules are there. It's our last and final question.

We're going to lock in Carry On Sergeant.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

Released back in 1958,

was this the first of the franchise?

Yes, well done, darling.

Pulled it round. Go and join your team-mates.

Hey, what a great team-mate Harriet's been, hey?

Look at that Wall.

Between the three of you,

you've managed to keep £4,320 on the Golden Wall.

Now, it's the big moment.

The chance to win that money.

Here's how it works.

We divide the cash once more into ten equal columns.

Do a little reshuffle, and it's now going to look like this...

There it is. Right there. £4,320.

Now, to leave with that cash, you must work your way one more

across the Wall, lighting all ten columns.

But now we're up against the clock - we've only got two minutes to do it.

You get three chances to light each column.

But, of course, the more questions you need,

the more time we're going to use up.

Get all three questions wrong, and that column and its cash is lost.

We'll have to rebuild the Wall

and a team-mate will take over from where you left off.

Now, if, as a team, you fail to light up all ten columns,

I'm afraid it's a group hug and we leave with nothing.

So, here are your ten keywords.

They are...

Big decision we've got to make now.

We've got to decide who's going to face the Wall first.

Who's it going to be.

Do we go with you as the strongest player, right?

-Are you OK with those on there?

-Yeah, OK. I'll take it, yeah.

-Go with that, and we'll pick it up from...

-Yeah, sure.

-You'll probably be up quite soon.

-We can do this. Definitely can do this.

Right, Harriet, it's all down to you, my love.

Will you please join me and face the final Golden Wall.

So, here we go.

Harriet, you light up all ten columns within the time

and you and your team will be leaving with £4,320.

Let's put two minutes on the clock.

That time will start

when I finish reading the first question.

Good luck, Harriet.

Family. The original novel

about the Swiss Family Robinson tells a story

of a family shipwrecked en route to which country?

-India.

-Australia.

In the sitcom My Family,

what is Ben Harper's occupation?

-Dentist.

-Correct.

Trombone. Which item of stationery

is known in French as a trombone?

-A paperclip.

-Correct. Fools.

Which English poet wrote

"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread"

in a poem from 1709?

-Wordsworth.

-Alexander Pope.

Ship Of Fools by Hieronymus Bosch

is a painting now displayed at which museum?

The Tate Modern.

No, the Louvre. In Only Fools And Horses,

what is the name of Rodney's wife?

-Clara.

-Stop the clock.

DECIMATE.

Ah...

The answer I was looking for there was Cassandra.

-Oh, close.

-Yes.

I'm afraid that's the third wrong answer.

The clock has stopped, the money has been decimated.

Harriet, will you please step down and join your team-mates?

Right, team, we now have to rebuild the Wall.

We are now down to £3,888.

The question is, can one of your team-mates

take that home by protecting all ten columns?

We need a new keyword, which is...

River.

OK, Lisa, Shrikant, one of you must step up now

and try and complete the journey across the Wall.

Who's it going to be?

-Shrikant.

-Let me go for it.

-Go on, then.

-Yeah?

-OK, guys.

It's down to you now, Shrikant.

Would you please step forward and face the Golden Wall?

So, as I said, we're now playing for £3,888.

We have one minute and 30 seconds left on the clock.

The clock will restart when I finish asking this question.

Shrikant, good luck, my friend.

River.

The River Plate forms part of the border

between Argentina

and which other country?

-Brazil.

-Uruguay.

Who plays the role of River Song

for most of her appearances in Doctor Who?

Erm...

Pass.

Alex Kingston.

What name is given to the curved lake formed

when a meander in a river is cut off?

Is it an estuary?

-Stop the clock.

-DECIMATE.

Wow!

Once again, third wrong answer.

The answer I was looking for was in fact oxbow.

The clock has stopped. The money has been decimated.

Shrikant, I'm afraid, you must please step down.

-Right, team...

-(Sorry, guys.)

..for the third time today, we once again have to rebuild the Wall.

Right, we are now down to £3,500.

(I want a grand each. We can do this.)

Unfortunately, Shrikant managed to give us no correct answers,

so we still need eight more correct answers for your team

to take home that money.

We have one minute and 12 seconds left on the clock to do it.

The new keyword is...

James.

James. Lisa, it's down to you, my love.

Would you please step forward and face the Golden Wall?

-It's all down to you now, my love.

-No pressure, then(!)

-Come on, we can do this.

-We can do it!

Get across that Wall, you're going to leave with £3,500.

You've got lots of time on the clock, a minute and 12.

The same as before,

the clock will restart

when I finish asking this question.

-Be quick.

-Good luck, Lisa.

James.

In Thomas The Tank Engine, what colour is James?

-Green.

-Red.

The title of a novel by Henry James

is The Turn Of The what?

-Screw.

-Correct.

Annie. In the musical Annie,

what is the name of Annie's dog?

-Sandy.

-Correct.

Saffron. Saffron is the official colour

of the top stripe of which country's flag?

-Spain.

-India.

Who plays the role of Saffron

in Absolutely Fabulous?

-Julia Sawalha.

-Correct.

Cube. The Cube is a distinctive building

in the Mailbox complex

in which British city?

-Birmingham.

-Correct.

Albert Einstein.

What was the first name

of Albert Einstein's second wife?

Oh...

-Jennifer.

-Elsa.

Albert Einstein was a talented musician

and when he travelled

often took which instrument with him?

-Er, violin.

-Correct. Elephant.

The Order Of The Elephant is the highest

order of chivalry in which country?

India.

Denmark. In the stories of Babar the Elephant,

what kind of animal is Lord Rataxes?

Monkey.

Rhinoceros.

Which actor won the best actor BAFTA

for his portrayal of the elephant man?

-John Hurt.

-Correct. Australian.

In Australian rules football,

how many points is a goal worth?

-Three.

-Six.

Who did Australian actress

Nicole Kidman marry in 2006?

-Keith Urban.

-Correct. Fife.

Which former Liberal Democrat leader

was MP for North East Fife from 1987 to 2015?

DECIMATE.

Oh!

The answer we were looking for, Menzies Campbell.

Close. Never mind.

You were so close to finishing the journey across the Wall.

I'm afraid you didn't quite make it.

-Which means...

-Story of my life.

..you and your team are going to be leaving with nothing.

Give them a big round of applause.

APPLAUSE Come here!

Come on, come round the side.

-Sorry.

-Did you know it?

-Erm... I can remember the question!

You were flying there.

Maybe if the tactics have been different, if Lisa has gone first?

-Sorry, guys.

-We'll never know, will be?

-But listen, have you had a good time, guys?

-Brilliant.

Thank you so much for being great sports and, listen,

we'll all go and play bingo. Is that all right with you, love?

-You're more than welcome.

-Yeah.

-Well, join me next time

to see whether another team of complete strangers

can take home a huge cash prize or,

unfortunately, like this team, they'll be decimated.

Take care, everybody. Goodbye.

Decimate.