Episode 12 Decimate

There's £20,000 at stake.

That's what this spectacular Golden Wall is worth.

Can a team of strangers work together and leave with

thousands of pounds, or will their dreams turn to dust?

DECIMATE.

This is Decimate!

APPLAUSE

Oh, how you doing, everybody?

Welcome to Decimate, let's meet this wonderful-looking team

hoping to win big money today.

I'm Darren, a sports coach from Manchester.

I'm Chris, a singer from Blackburn.

I'm Barbara, I'm a community fire safety officer from Peterborough.

-Barbara.

-Hello.

So what are you a big fan of, Barbara?

-I absolutely love music.

-Yeah?

I first fell in love with music in 1966 when I went to see

the Small Faces.

-Wow, OK.

-Cost me ten shillings.

-Back in the day.

And ever since then I have been

trying to see as much live music as possible.

And what would you do with a share of £20,000?

-Ooh, well, I'd love a camper van.

-Really?

-Yeah.

An old-fashioned, hippie-type camper van.

-Bit of a rock chick at heart, aren't you?

-Bit of a rock chick,

-bit of a hippie. In the olden days.

-Well, welcome to the show, Barbara,

-I hope you have a wonderful time today.

-Thank you.

-And, Chris, how are you, sir?

-I am very well, thank you.

And you are a professional singer.

Yes, I am, yeah. Been doing it for around nine years.

-Any special moments as a singer?

-I once sang for the Queen...

-OK.

..which was pretty cool.

I was at the Royal Academy of Music and she came to pay us a visit,

and it was Christmas, so I sang her a Christmas song.

So when you are not singing, what do you like doing in your spare time?

I'm a gardener, I have just got my first garden this year,

so I'm doing all of my fruit and veg, which I love.

What would you do with a share of £20,000?

-I really want to have my own beehive, erm...

-What?!

Aside from that, I would like to go on the Canadian Rockies train

and go through that, that would be awesome.

Aww, well, I wish you the best of luck, Chris.

Welcome to the show, buddy.

Darren, how are you, sir? Welcome to the show, my friend.

I'm OK, thank you.

-And you're a sports coach.

-Yeah.

-What sort of sports?

I do multi-skills, football, but the main one I do is rounders.

-I love rounders.

-Rounders?

-Yeah, it is so inclusive, anyone can play it.

-Anywhere.

-And what would you do with a share of £20,000, Darren?

I wouldn't mind going to the Canadian Grand Prix.

Oh, you're a big F1 fan?

I like F1, yeah, and the Wall of Champions,

it's something I'd love to see.

Well, welcome to the show, buddy. What a great team.

Welcome, each and every one of you to the show.

Now, you meet and you start as strangers,

but here's hoping he will be leaving today as lifelong friends,

and hopefully get thousands of pounds

to share between all three of you.

But here is how the show works.

Right here, the famous Golden Wall, it's worth £20,000.

It's divided into ten columns worth £2,000 each.

Now, one at a time you're going to step forward and face ten questions.

One per column. You get a question right,

that column is protected and will light up like a West End theatre!

Look at that. And the money will stay in the game.

But should you get a question wrong, it comes tumbling down, like this.

DECIMATE.

The column is wiped out and the cash, sadly, is lost for good.

So the idea is to protect as much money as you can,

because once all three of you have played,

that's going to be what is at stake in our endgame.

Right, team, are we ready to play?

You know, I have got a good feeling about this.

We've just got to find out who's going to play round one.

Now, to help you decide, I'm going to reveal some key words,

and these key words are going to appear

in the first round of ten questions.

So here are your ten key words.

So, having seen those key words, which one of you is going to

step forward first and face the Golden Wall? Who's it going to be?

-A few musicals on there, I think, Chris...

-Yeah.

..this might be more inclined to you.

Yeah, I am happy to have a go.

-Start it off.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Right then, Chris,

you're going to be first to take on the Golden Wall,

but before you do,

Darren and Barbara, I'm going to

give you 20 seconds on the clock

to give as many facts to Chris

regarding these key words as possible.

Time starts now.

-OK, what are you not sure...?

-Bumble-puppy.

Hislop is Private Eye.

Yeah, got that. Bumble-puppy?

No idea.

OK, let's move.

Ten euros, I'll probably have

to work out something there.

-Something to do with The Kinks?

-Yeah, The Kinks.

Halley's Comet, do you remember when it last was?

-76.

-How many years between each time...

-76.

-76 years.

That's good to know.

-Right, team, time is up. Chris, find any of that useful?

-Yes.

SHANE LAUGHS

We're going to find out,

as I ask you to step forward and face the Golden Wall.

All right, buddy, you are not completely on your own, OK?

So if there is an answer you are not sure about,

you can pass back the question to your team-mates.

If they think you have given a wrong answer,

they can buzz in to overrule you and change your answer.

But, you only have five overrules and five pass backs

between all three of you over the whole show.

-So use them wisely.

-OK.

-You ready to play, buddy?

-Yeah, I'm ready.

OK, let's play, here comes your first question, worth £2,000,

to protect column number one.

Erm, I think it rings a bell that he maybe said

he likes eating kebabs.

I think that's the answer, but I am trusting that, if not,

my team-mates will overrule me.

So I will go for kebabs.

OK, we're going to lock in kebabs.

Oh, we've got an overrule already!

So early in the game!

-Darren thinks different.

-It's chicken nuggets.

Yeah, listen, he should know, he's a sports coach.

-LAUGHING:

-I hope so!

-OK, well, that is what

the overrule is there for, this could be great teamwork.

We are going to change the answer from kebabs to chicken nuggets.

Were your team-mates right to overrule?

Hey, great teamwork, everybody. Well done, Darren.

Right, column number two, to protect another £2,000.

Familiar with Private Eye?

Yeah, I would know Ian Hislop,

but that is kind of my only connection to it.

So this would be an absolute guess.

I think Richard Ingrams is the only name that is popping out to me.

I will go for it and say Richard Ingrams.

OK, we're going to lock in Richard Ingrams.

There is no overrule from your team-mates.

Was it Richard Ingrams that Ian Hislop succeeded as editor

of Private Eye in 1986?

For column number two.

Yes, it was. Well played, Chris. Good start to the game.

Right, onwards and upwards, column number three.

Whoa, Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.

Brave New World is the only one I don't know much about.

Whereas I can't imagine in 1984 by George Orwell or Catch-22

they would play that game.

So I think I would have to say Brave New World.

OK, we're going to lock in Brave New World.

There is no overrule from your team-mates.

Maybe they think you're right.

Or maybe they don't know.

To light up column three, to protect £20,000 on our wall,

Centrifugal Bumble-puppy...

Brave New World.

Yes! Good stuff, mate!

It's a great start to round one.

Column number four, to protect another £2,000.

-Ever been to Australia?

-I've climbed it.

Oh, come on, you have got this in the bag.

So I really should know,

but at no point do I remember anyone saying any of those things.

But just maybe have a guess at the Coathanger,

-because that is certainly what it looks like.

-Yeah?

And hope that, if they know better, they will overrule.

We're going to lock in the Coathanger.

You have climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge,

but you don't remember anyone calling it the Coathanger.

Another guess, is it right?

Yes! Come on, Chris, well done.

Right, we're coming up to the halfway mark now.

Here comes question number five.

Erm...

I think I would go for a guess on this one again,

-it's worked so far.

-It has.

And trust that they will overrule if they definitely know.

So I will go for Bahrain.

OK, we're locking in Bahrain.

Another guess. To protect £2,000 on the wall.

Is Chris' luck going to run out at the halfway mark?

Get in!

Oh, Chris, this is a really good game.

20,000 still on the wall.

Five columns all gold. Onto the second half of the wall now.

-You seen the show?

-I haven't seen the show, I've heard it's awesome,

and I am a big fan of the band, so it's The Kinks.

Let's lock in The Kinks.

Barbara's like that, she's behind you, like that.

She would have known this one, I think.

If this is right, you protect another £2,000. Column number six.

Yes! Look at that wall, that is looking pretty right now.

Right, question number seven.

I think I know this,

because the answer I was thinking came up straightaway.

-The battle I was thinking of was the Battle of Hastings.

-Right.

Are we guessing again, or are you kind of...?

No, I'm pretty sure I remember,

because I think it is in the Magna Carta.

I think it was drawn on the tapestry.

I may have invented that though, but I think that's right.

Right, we're going to lock in Hastings.

No overrule from your team-mates, we're on a roll now.

Column number seven.

Oh, look at this!

Right, we are only three questions away

from taking £20,000 into round two.

Here we go, question number eight.

OK. This one is the first time, I think, where I am really stumped.

I think I'm going to have to pass it back to my team-mates

and hope that they know.

Right. The first of five pass backs is being used.

Barbara, Darren, it's all down to you guys. Have you got this one?

-Eh, no, we haven't.

-Not really, no.

-Oh...

-I'm sorry about that.

If I was going to go for anything, it would probably be Cezanne.

-But that would be a guess.

-And that would be what I would go for.

-So shall we just go for that and hope for the best?

-Yeah.

OK, we are locking in Paul Cezanne.

-I'll be crossing.

-Yeah.

To keep £20,000 in play, is it the right answer?

DECIMATE.

ALL: Ohh!

Ohh, the answer we were looking for was in fact...

£18,000 on the wall, we have four pass backs, four overrules,

here comes your penultimate question, Chris.

Erm...

My instinct was red, and that did come up, so I think I will go

for red and take a bit of a risk and try and keep those pass backs.

OK, so we're going to lock in red. Is the ten euro banknote red?

Yes!

Come on, Chris!

Right, this is an incredible round.

Here comes your last and final question, my friend.

I know a lot of Ivor Novello stuff.

-I am a tenor, so we tend to do all of his bits.

-Of course.

And I know a few Noel Coward songs,

but they are usually a bit tongue-in-cheek and nice and funny.

So in terms of a serious one,

I would maybe risk eliminating those two and guess at Bud Flanagan.

-So we're going to lock in Bud Flanagan?

-Yeah.

If we can light up column number 10 and take £18,000 into round two,

that's has been an incredible first round.

But only if Bud Flanagan is right.

-DECIMATE.

-Oh!

Made sense to me as well, Chris.

The answer we were looking for was in fact...

What a great round though, give him a big round of applause.

Well done, Chris, go and join your team-mates.

Mate... Now, that is nothing to be ashamed of. Look at that wall.

£16,000 still in the game, that is a lot of money.

We're going to take that and spread it evenly

across ten new columns.

And it's now going to look like this.

There we go.

Each question is now worth £1,600.

So, who's going to play next, is it going to be Darren or Barbara?

But before we decide,

here are those crucial key words to help you make up your mind.

And they are...

So, who's the best player to take on the wall in round two,

Darren or Barbara?

-How you feeling on that one?

-I'll go if you want.

Yeah, go for it.

-I think you can do it, I believe in you.

-OK.

Barbara, before you step forward to face the wall,

I'm going to give you 20 seconds for your team-mates to give you

as many useful facts around these key words.

Time starts now.

-Right, what's struggling the most?

-Cuban Eight.

-Cuban Eight, I don't know.

-The Dirt.

-The Dirt...

-Don't know.

-Erm, maybe a band.

Silence of the Lambs is

Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster...

10,000 is a hectare.

-Carmen is by Bizet.

-Thank you.

-Three monarchs...

-Is that three buildings?

-Right, time is up, team.

Ooh.

-How'd you find that, Barbara?

-Erm, I'm going for it.

Barbara, will you please step forward and face the Golden Wall.

APPLAUSE

Right, Chris had a wonderful first round, he only lost two columns

and he has left you with four pass backs and four overrules.

Now, to protect £1,600 in your first column,

here comes your first question.

-Have you seen the film?

-I have, I think I know it.

I was thinking it before the names came up.

I know it is definitely not Tramell, it's not Caine,

the answer's Starling.

-You think it's...

-Clarice Starling.

-We're going to lock in Starling.

If this is right, it starts our journey across the wall for Barbara.

Well done, my love. I think the boys knew that as well, didn't you, lads?

Good stuff. Column number two, to protect another £1,600.

I am old enough to remember this actually, Shane. I'm ashamed to say.

-I'm going to go for it straightaway.

-OK.

-20 shillings.

-Shall we lock it in?

-Year.

-100% sure?

-Lock it in.

OK, we're locking it in. Is 20 the correct answer?

Yes, well done, Barbara.

Here we go, question number three, to protect other £1,600.

-Woo!

-It sounds...

It sounds more like a figure skater.

I am going to go for figure skater and hope that, if they know it,

they will overrule me.

We're locking in figure skater.

And there is no overrule from your team-mates.

-Maybe they're not sure about it.

-Maybe they're not.

We're going to find out right now. Column number three, figure skater.

-DECIMATE.

-BARBARA:

-Ohh.

-Guys, I saw you nodding.

-We thought the same, we agreed.

They were nodding behind you, thinking it was the right answer.

The answer is...

Oh, it's a pilot. Oh, well.

Well, you'll know next time, won't you, darling?

We've lost column number three, but don't be disheartened,

because there is still 14,400 on the wall, and that is a lot of money.

Forget about column three. Question four.

Now, this is when I need my husband.

Who would be shouting this answer to me now.

He's a keen cricketer.

OK, well, you've got your pass backs there,

and I believe someone behind you played a bit of sport.

-And I think I'm going to do that.

-Yeah?

I'm going to pass this one back.

Right, Darren, Barbara is relying on you on this one, mate.

-Maybe Chris. Cricket fan?

-Eh, no.

-It's like watching farming.

CONTESTANTS LAUGH

I have a feeling it might be Colin Cowdrey.

It might be.

I know Alistair Cook was the youngest to get to 10,000 runs,

but I think Colin Cowdrey might have been the first.

-What would you like to do?

-We'll lock in Colin Cowdrey, please.

-Happy with their answer, Barbara?

-Yes.

SHANE LAUGHS

We're going to lock in Colin Cowdrey.

Was he the first English cricketer to reach 10,000 test runs?

If he's right, we're going to light up column four

and get back on track. Only if he's right.

-DECIMATE.

-Oh!

The answer was in fact...

That's what you were talking about, Darren.

Alastair Cook.

-OK.

-Sorry.

Let's not decimate column number five.

Was it...?

-You like heavy rock bands, Barbara?

-No.

I don't know an awful lot about heavy metal, so The Dirt...

Who's the dirty ones?

I'll go Metallica.

Right, we're going to lock in Metallica.

-No overrule from your team-mates.

-Oh, OK. Fingers crossed, then.

-Fingers crossed.

-Yeah.

-Column number five.

DECIMATE!

Tragedy.

The answer is Motley Crue.

-Oh.

-Right, we've lost three in a row, OK?

You have four overrules and three pass-backs.

But let's see if we can get back on track. Question number six.

Is it...?

-Well, I'm a big James Bond film fan.

-OK.

They often use that in those films.

-Right.

-So I know this answer. It's cyanide.

Right, we're going to lock in cyanide.

Is cyanide the correct answer?

Yes, it is. Well done, Barbara.

Now, come on.

To protect column number seven and another £1,600,

question number seven...

Is it...?

I have seen Carmen many years ago, and Seville came out at me.

I'm going to go with Seville, and if they want to overrule me, they can.

OK, we're going to lock in Seville.

Is Seville the correct answer?

Yeah, good stuff. Well done, Barbara.

Right, still protecting £11,200 on the wall.

To protect column number eight, here comes question number eight.

Is it...?

I'm thinking Winston Churchill.

And hope... No, I'm going to actually...

I think I'm going to pass this back.

OK, we can use one of the pass-backs.

-Fellas?

-We think Churchill as well.

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Due to the abdication at that time, crossing over.

OK, shall we lock it in?

-Yeah.

-We're going to lock in Winston Churchill.

Was Barbara right to pass back

to protect column number eight?

Did Winston Churchill serve under three monarchs?

DECIMATE!

No, he didn't.

It was, in fact...

Stanley Baldwin.

Right, now we've lost column number eight.

The wall is still worth a large amount of money - £9,600.

-Here comes question number night. Here we go, Barbara.

-OK.

Is it...?

Who comes up with these questions?!

I have never read a Jeeves And Wooster story.

It's going to be a total guess.

Gussie Fink-Nottle, because it's such a great name.

Right, we're going to lock in Gussie Fink-Nottle.

I like that name.

To light up column number nine, Gussie Fink-Nottle.

Yes! Well done, Barbara.

Oh, we've pulled this one right back.

Here comes your last and final question, Barbara.

Is it...?

Spent any time in Ireland?

No. I've been to Dublin. That's... I don't know Ireland at all.

I will make a guess and I will say Connemara.

OK. We're going to lock in Connemara.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

Your last and final column. Connemara, column ten.

DECIMATE!

Oh!

The answer we were looking for was...

Macgillycuddy, but give her a big round of applause.

Great round, love. Wonderful round, sweetheart.

Go and join your team-mates.

Right.

That's not a bad round, you know, cos we have managed to

keep £8,000 on the golden wall, so well done to you there.

As before, we're going to take that and divvy it up

into ten new columns.

It's now going to look like this.

There it is right there - eight grand.

Each column now worth £800.

Darren, you're last up, my friend.

Remember, the more columns you can keep in play,

the more money we're going to take through

and play for in the endgame.

But, as usual, your team-mates are going to have 20 seconds

to brief you on your key words. Here they are.

Right, 20 seconds. Chris, Barbara, help out Darren. Time starts now.

Puccini opera, Madama Butterfly.

Most famous one.

Who was leader of the Referendum Party?

Lauren Bacall was married to...

Bogart.

Yeah, Lauren Bacall, Bogart.

-Dickens...

-The only ones...

Referendum Party, I'm not sure about.

Aunt Flo is in...

Right, team, I'm afraid your time is up.

-Ready, Darren?

-I'll have to be.

Will you please step forward and face the golden wall?

APPLAUSE

All right, Darren.

We have two pass-backs and four overrules in play.

The first question is worth £800.

To light up column number one, here it comes.

Is it...?

I think it would be Westminster Tower,

because I would think that it was build before Elizabeth or Churchill

were actually around, do I'm going to go for Westminster Tower.

Shall we lock it in?

Yeah, and if the team disagree, they can overrule.

The overrule is there for a reason.

We're going to lock in Westminster Tower.

DECIMATE!

Ooh.

Wow. The answer is...

-..Elizabeth Tower.

-Elizabeth I, maybe.

It was named after Elizabeth II.

Right, we've lost column number one.

Let's light up column number two with question number two.

Come on, you can do this, Darren.

Was it...?

Considering we've got more overrules than pass-backs,

I'm going to have a guess at Bill Oddie,

then if the team have got a different idea,

they can overrule me.

OK.

We're playing as a team here now, guys.

We're going to lock in Bill Oddie.

BUZZER SOUNDS

We've got an overrule straightaway, there. What are you thinking, team?

-Yeah...

-We're thinking David Bellamy.

OK, we're going to change Darren's answer

from Bill Oddie to David Bellamy.

Were they right to overrule you, Darren,

and change your answer from Bill Oddie to David Bellamy?

There's only one way to find out. Column number two.

Yes. Well played, team. Good stuff.

Right, column number three to protect another £800.

Is it...?

Literature is not my strong point.

Remember this is not a character created by Charles Dickens.

I would have to pass it back, as I have absolutely no idea.

OK, we're passing it back to the team-mates.

-Yeah, we think that Jebadiah...

-Jebadiah, I think, is a character.

-Yeah.

-Em...

When I first saw Poll Sweedlepipe, I thought, "That's ridiculous",

-but then Leicester Dedlock is pretty...

-Yeah.

That, to me, would probably be the one, I guess.

-The one that isn't?

-Is not.

Yeah, that's not.

-Yeah.

-I don't recognise it.

-I don't recognise it.

-No.

-OK, do you want to lock it in?

-We'll lock that.

-Yeah.

OK, we are locking in Leicester Dedlock.

Is this a wise use of the pass back, Darren?

Have your team helped you out on this one?

That's what they're there for.

Column number three, we think Leicester Dedlock

is not a character created by Charles Dickens.

DECIMATE!

The answer was, in fact...

Jebadiah Tumbleturn.

We've lost column number three. The wall is now still worth £6,400.

We have one pass back and three overrules in the game.

Here comes question number four.

Is it...?

I...

I don't know whether I'm getting mixed up with Cambodia,

which is a red circle on a green background, or it's a star.

I'm going to... I'm going to go for circle.

OK, we're locking in circle.

There's no overrule from your team-mates.

Come on, let's pull this back. Let's light up column number four.

DECIMATE!

The answer was, in fact...

a star.

Right, coming up to the halfway mark now.

The wall is worth £5,600.

Question five.

Is it...?

Madama Butterfly is the most famous one.

I'm going to guess for Madama Butterfly.

OK, we're locking in Madama Butterfly.

BUZZER SOUNDS Oh, no, we're not.

Good.

Oh, ho, ho. You're taking the pressure off Darren's shoulders.

What are you thinking, my friend?

-We think La Traviata.

-Yeah?

Of the two, yeah.

-Feel the same way, Barbara?

-I do.

OK, we're changing the answer, then,

from Madama Butterfly to La Traviata.

Column number five, La Traviata.

DECIMATE!

If this is Madama Butterfly, they owe you some money.

The answer is, in fact...

Oh, Tosca. Oh, we've all been let off the hook.

Second half of the wall. We have one pass back, two overrules.

The wall is now worth £4,800.

Was it...?

Remember the band KLF?

I do, yeah. I thought the question was going to be about Tammy Wynette.

She sang with them, but I've got a vague recollection...

..that they might have...

They might have burnt £1 million, but it's a guess.

I'm going to go for £1 million.

OK, we're going to lock in £1 million.

Did the KLF burn, back in 1994, £1 million?

Yes, they did. APPLAUSE

I wonder if they're regretting it now.

Right, we haven't quite got £1 million there, mate,

but we've got £4,800, OK?

Here we go, question number seven.

Are they...?

Do you like cooking at home?

No, but I know my mother-in-law would be screaming at the television

cos she's got her allotment, so she would know this instantly.

I've got a feeling it's lettuce.

I think I may have seen lettuce, but if the guys, once again,

if they can overrule me... They may know.

-So what do you want to do?

-I'll lock in.

We're going to lock in lettuce.

BUZZER SOUNDS

And it's another overrule from your team-mates. Barbara?

We might regret this.

But we're thinking carrot.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Well, you're trying to get your own garden, aren't you, Chris?

Yeah, I'm trying to.

Imperator is the one that I think maybe is a carrot,

from memory, but I'm not 100% sure.

OK, we're going to change Darren's answer from lettuce to carrot...

..to light up column number seven.

Yes, good use of the overrule.

Well done, team. Three questions to go.

Here comes question number eight.

Was it...?

As we've got one of each left, I'm going to pass this back to the team.

I've got... I've got a vague idea it might be Betty, but I don't know.

OK, we are passing it back to your team-mates.

Chris, Barbara, Lauren Bacall.

Born with which first name?

I would say the only thing that strikes me

is that if she was called Betty Bacall,

that's a pretty cool name, so why change it?

So I think, probably, Wilma or Veronica.

-Yeah.

-Of the two.

Maybe let's go for Wilma, cos that sounds like a changeable name.

-Yes.

-Yeah?

-Wilma Bacall. Yeah.

-OK. We're going to lock in Wilma.

So, column number eight.

DECIMATE.

Oh - the answer we were looking for was, in fact...

-It was Betty.

-It's a cool name.

-Right.

We've lost column number eight.

We have £4,000 to protect on our Golden Wall.

Here comes question number nine.

-I actually know this one. One I actually know!

-You got it?

-It's John Surtees.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-John Surtees.

We are going to lock in John Surtees.

Pretty sure.

Please be sure!

I was sure on the cricket one, got that wrong!

John Surtees, to light up column number nine.

Yes! Well played, Darren.

Right. Come on.

This last one, to play for 4,000 in our endgame. Here it is.

Now, considering my three-year-old watches Noddy and Fireman Sam,

and there is no Aunt Flo, PC Copper,

Frank the Postman or Farmer Barleymow in any of those,

and I do recall, when I was a youngster, watching Bod,

and Farmer Barleymow was in it, I'm going to go for Bod.

Wow!

We're going to lock in Bod.

Let's light up column number ten and take £4,000 into our endgame.

Is Bod the correct answer?

Yes. Well played, Darren. Good stuff.

Go and join your team-mates.

Right.

Darren, Chris, Barbara, between all three of you,

you have managed to keep £4,000 on the Golden Wall.

Now comes the big moment.

The chance to win that money, and here's how it works.

We divide the cash once more into ten equal columns.

We do a little bit of reshuffling.

It is now going to look...like this.

There we go. Four grand.

To leave with that cash, you must work your way across the Wall

one last time, lighting up all ten columns.

But it is going to be very different, now,

cos we've only got two minutes to do it.

You'll get three chances to light up each column.

Of course, the more questions you need,

the more time we're going to use up.

Get all three questions wrong,

and that column and its cash is lost.

We rebuilt the Wall

and a team-mate will take over from where you left off.

Now, if, as the team, you fail to light up all ten columns,

sadly, you'll leave with nothing.

So, here are your ten keywords. They are...

So, who is going to face the Wall first?

I don't mind.

Chris, you had the best...

-You had the luck.

-OK.

-If you want to go?

-Yeah, I'm happy to have a go, yeah.

-OK.

-Chris had the luck.

So, Chris, responsibly, it's down to you.

-Yeah.

-Will you please join me and face the Golden Wall?

Here you go, buddy. Light up all ten columns within the time

and you and your team will be leaving with £4,000.

Let's put two minutes on the clock.

The time will start when I finish reading the first question.

Chris, good luck.

Lemon.

Felicity Lemon is the secretary of which fictional character?

Sherlock Holmes.

Hercule Poirot.

Keith Lemon is a fictional character portrayed by which comedian?

Um...

Avid Merrion.

Leigh Francis.

In which country is the Gulf of Naples

a key area for the production of the lemon liqueur limoncello?

Uh...Positano?

Stop the clock.

DECIMATE.

Chris, I'm so sorry.

We were looking for the country.

The answer is Italy.

I'm afraid that's the third wrong answer.

The clock has stopped. The money has been decimated.

I'm afraid you must please step down and return to your team-mates.

Right, team, we now have to rebuild the wall.

So, now, we are down to £3,600.

And the question is can one of your team-mates take that home

by protecting all ten columns?

We need a new keyword, which is Jordan.

OK, Darren, Barbara, one of you must now step up and try and complete

the journey across the Wall.

Who is it going to be?

-It's going to be Darren.

-I think I'm going to go.

Darren, please step forward and face the Golden Wall.

Darren, we can still do this, OK, mate?

We're playing for £3,600. A lot of time on the clock.

One minute and 41 seconds - the clock will restart

when I finish asking this question.

Good luck, Darren.

Jordan.

What is the surname of the American golfer

named Jordan who won the US Masters in 2015?

Spieth.

Rainbow. "Rainbow nation" was a term used to describe which country

following its elections in 1994?

Holland.

South Africa.

If red is the first of the seven colours of the rainbow,

what is fifth?

Blue.

Lionel. Geoffrey Rush plays Lionel Logue

in which Oscar-winning film?

Shine.

No, The King's Speech.

The Lionel Bart musical Twang was inspired

by which legendary figure in English folklore?

Uh...Robin Hood.

Pitch. In flight dynamics, there are three axes of rotation -

pitch, roll and what?

Pass.

Yaw. In the Picture Perfect films,

which actress plays Fat Amy?

Melissa... Pass.

Rebel Wilson.

In which sport would a player on a mound pitch to a batter?

Baseball.

Revolution. Which comedian wrote a 2014 book called Revolution?

Jimmy Carr.

Russell Brand. What was the name of the tsar

deposed in the Russian Revolution of 1917?

Nicholas.

Isle of Wight. Which Isle of Wight festival

won the Best Major Festival award in 2015?

-Pass.

-Bestival.

The Solent separates the Isle of Wight from which English county?

Hampshire.

Magic. The Colour Of Magic is the first of a series of novels

by which author?

-SIGHING:

-Um...

Pass.

Terry Pratchett. Orlando Magic is a professional team in which sport?

Basketball.

Punch. What name is given to a puppeteer

who performs a Punch and Judy show?

Pass.

Professor. The Elmore Leonard novel Rum Punch

was the basis for which 1997 Quentin Tarantino film?

DECIMATE.

Oh, Darren!

The answer we were looking for was, in fact, Jackie Brown.

I am afraid your time is up, my friend.

Didn't quite make it across the Wall,

which means you and your team, sadly, are leaving with nothing.

But give them a big round of applause.

APPLAUSE Come on, Darren.

Come and join me here, team. That's it. Come here, guys.

You played great rounds, you've been great sports.

Might book you for my wedding anniversary, the choir.

-Thank you.

-I'll see you on stage in a musical.

-Yeah, hopefully.

You've been a great team. Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-We have.

-Thank you so much.

Join me next time to see whether another team of complete strangers

can take home a huge cash prize,

or whether they'll also be decimated.

Take care, everybody, goodbye.