Episode 1 Let's Dance for Comic Relief

In 2012, one man dared to dream. The winner is... Roland Rivron.

It's been a year since I lifted that trophy and looking back now

it's almost too emotional. But now it's someone else's time to shine.

This year's contenders better be ready. They need to train hard,

they need to believe and they might need to get their legs waxed.

Ready for a new winner? Let's Live from Television Centre, it's

Let's Dance For Comic Relief! Please welcome your hosts, Alex

Jones and Steve Jones! Let's Dance For Comic Relief is

back with a bang! There will be amazing dance moves. Ridiculous

outfits. And plain old-fashioned... We have two acts to will leave you

delirious with excitement. We are going to be joined by the lovely

Kimberley Walsh. There she is. Easy on the pork scratchings, we are not

made of money. Performing a new single those Irish rogues The

Script. There is Danny shooting some arrows. Glad he can sing, he

is rubbish at darts. We will be taking a look at the world

exclusive new video for the new Comic Relief single from the

biggest boy band on the planet, One Direction. It's certainly an

exciting time to be a 14-year-old girl. It really is. OK, audience,

we have five acts back stage dancing for your money. They're

your private dancers, but in a good way, of course. Here they are.

Dancing tonight for Comic Relief, soap legends, Claire Sweeney,

Natalie Natalie Cassidy, Ricky Groves and Dean Gaffney.

Channelling her inner diva Olivia Lee. I would describe my

performance as fierce, animalistic, crazy. Comedian, actor and King of

the punchline, Tim Vine. It's easy than I thought it was. Comedians

Hal Cruttenden, Mark Dolan and Shaun Keaveny as Destiny's Dad.

Hoping to deliver a knockout performance, championship box Ericy

Hatton. -- Ricky Hatton. I am a better dancer now than I am a boxer.

Just another Saturday night for me, I think.

There they are, amongst them an MBE, a Guinness World Record and an ex-

street cleaner from Walford. better to judge people ill-suited

to dance than people ill-suited to judge? Please welcome our panel,

Tameka Empson and Bradley Walsh and Fabulous. Tonight five acts will

dance but only two will go true to -- through the final. One of these

will be chosen by you, dear viewers. You can vote by phone or free on

the internet. That's right, welcome to the future, check it out! The

other will be chosen by our panel of experts. I say experts, Mel's

expert is more in the area of soggy bottoms and floury pwaps. Speaking

of which, Alex. Bap off, Steve. Lovely jig on the way in. You

earned your dance stripes last year. How do you think our stars will be

feeling tonight ahead of the performances? They will be feeling

slightly nervous. But I am hoping they're going to go deep within

them to perform for us tonight, to really live the artist they're

playing. Any advice for them? be, just be. Be happy. Go for it.

Just do it. I was Beyonce. You were. What a great Beyonce she was, as

well. APPLAUSE OK, let's talk more dance, let's

melt some faces with our first performance. We are starting with

every soap star's dream. It's the ultimate mash-up of what BAFTA call

continuing drama series. There's bound to be a punchup in the bar

later. I am Claire Sweeney. I am Natalie Cassidy. I am Ricky Groves.

I am Dean Gaffney. We are the soap stars!

All right, sweet cheeks. It's been a while. You have a nerve showing

your face here. After everything you have done. Everything I have

done? You were the one sleeping with my brother. How dare you!

Leave it. He ain't worth it. Look what the cat dragged in. Don't you

start on me. You You ain't my real dad. Aren't I? Dad! Princess.

you been cheating on me? Don't you hit my dad. Get out of my pub! Shut

up! You might not like it, but we all have to start getting along

together like a proper family. We have been asked to dance for Comic

Relief. Together. But we hate each other. I am not dancing with her.

It's all right, I have had a word with the big guy. He's agreed to

knock us into shape. Not the big guy. He is coming here? Everything

LAUGHTER Hi guys. He is the big guy? Let's

dance! Yes, the big man's back. Claire

Sweeney, Natalie Cassidy, Ricky Groves and Dean Gaffney with You

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Can't Stop The Beat from Hairspray, APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

You were brilliant! Come over. It's not easy to start, but well done.

You were brilliant. Natalie, you look like you have had 15 cups of

coffee in three minutes there. And look at you. Thank you, it's very

liberating indeed. You did so well. What did you make of the

performance? Brilliant! Really brilliant. It was the stage

performance. I think you guys should start another show by itself.

You were no different to the other dancers. I loved it. I loved it all.

Brilliant! Now, Bradley. You chucked your bloomers. Well, I

think they need to do a bit more solo skating. And use all of the

rink and not so many lifts. That's just in the shoes. A great start to

the show. Tremendous. And lovely Mel. They were delicious, like a

tempting tray of baked goods. Natalie with the chequered biscuit.

Dean as crisp as a brandy snap, Claire the pink fondant fancy and

Ricky, the big old tart. Amazing. That's what our panel thought of

them. Steve, do our soap supporters agree?

Let me investigate. I am with Phil, Charlotte and Chloe. You are Dean's

16-year-old twin daughters. Do you the Matt. You must be -- you do the

maths. You must be proud. He was better than we thought he was going

to be. Are you embarrassed at all. A bit. OK. Would you say that's

more East End or West End? It was the perfect combination. East End

meets West End. I would love to see that on the stage. Nat, your

dancing skills are better than your trumpet skills. Well done. Back to

you, sweetie. If our soap stars left you on a dancing cliff-hanger,

and you want to see the performance Omnibus, then you need to vote. For

the first time ever, you can sign in and vote for free online.

Register now. Voting won't open until all our acts have performed.

If you vote too soon it won't count. A round of applause, and a special

round of applause for Dean who survived a car crash only to throw

himself into something nearly more terrifying. Who is next?

A woman who spent her career making fools of other people on television,

what goes around comes around. Welcome to Let's Dance, Olivia Lee.

Hello, I am Olivia Lee. I am so delighted that I have been asked to

do this. I love dancing. Dancing is great. Just wish I could do it. I

am a terrible dancer. I have two left feet. No, seriously, twoeuf

left -- I have two left feet. I finally decided I am going to do

something about it. Hey, Olivia, are you all right? Well, is it

curable? Yes, it is. I have seen this a few times before. Is there

anything you can do? Yes, there is, just wait a second. If I just...

This is a right shoe. Don't know if you are aware, but you don't two

two left feet, you have been wearing two left shoes. You need a

right shoe. A right shoe? Yeah. I will give you a prescription for a

few more and you should be all right. All this time I have been

wearing two left shoes? Yeah. ha! I feel like such a... It's been

a while and if I am honest I haven't noticed any improvement in

my condition. I am wearing the right shoes. I am not convinced the

right shoes are any better. Time to She does have surprisingly large

feet for a woman. Now get ready to witness the true horror unfold.

Channelling the diva that is Lady Gaga, for your pleasure, please

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CHEERING, APPLAUSE Yes! What is the name of your dog?

George. He is my dance coach. has done an amazing dock. -- job.

He is just excited because I look like a dog's dinner. A Bradley,

what do you think? I thought that was brilliant. Parts of that dress

at the start were running at Chepstow this afternoon. He is just

excited to see you. What is that? He does not like what you're saying,

Bradley. You had better be nice. will speak loudly. He is coming

back. He is coming back. What are the chances of this part of the

show going wrong? Extremely high. Mel? He is coming back. George,

calm down. Tameka, you scared of dogs? Yes. Tameka, have a sit down.

First up, you can dance. I am standing up. You can dance, you

were Lady GaGa. It was amazing. The clock hands, the facial expressions.

And the coming out of the White refracting. I loved that. Tameka?

It was really good. It is the barking. Stop it, please.

Everything is fine. Six minutes in and the whole show has descended

into chaos. Look to I have found. It is Angelos. How are you? I am

very well. You dance with Ulrika Jonsson last year. How do you think

Olivia compared to Ulrika Jonsson? That was perfection. I do not know,

I was not watching. Why? I was looking at that dress, thinking, if

no one else wants that I will have it for my dinner. All right, back

to you. That is disgusting. If you've gone gaga for Olivia, then

take off your meat gloves and write this number down. Call 09011 98 10

02, or vote online at bbc.co.uk/rednoseday. Don't vote

until we open the vote later. Let's hear it for Olivia and George! Kids

and animals, eh? At this point in the show, if you looked up the word

"dance" in the Concise English Dictionary, it would read "see

Olivia Lee and The Soap Stars". But there are still three acts left to

dance. Can they, too, enter the pantheon of immortality? Only time

will tell. Here's what's on the way. The boys get busy with some

Bootylicious moves. It is everything, the joy, the pain, the

beauty. Boxing champion Ricky Hatton goes head over heels to

entertain your. And prepare to scream. We take an exclusive look

at One Direction's new Comic Relief single. Yes, lot still to come. --

lots still to come. Remember, our celebs aren't doing this just to

impress you, but to raise money for Comic Relief and to help change

lives here in the UK and in Africa. And it's easy for you at home to

help. To donate �5, all you have to do is text yes to 70005. Texts cost

�5 plus your standard network message charge and the whole �5

goes to Comic Relief. You must be 16 or over, and please ask the bill

payer's permission. For full terms and conditions and more information,

go to bbc.co.uk/rednoseday. Our next performance comes from a man

who broke the world record for most jokes told in an hour. But will

tonight be his biggest punchline yet? It's Tim Vine. Hello, I am Tim

Vine, comedian. No, seriously. The BBC asked me if I like to do Let's

Dance for Comic Relief. I said I would do it, but can you teach me

how to do the splits. They said, how flexible are you? I said, I

cannot do Tuesday. The choreographer asked me if I I was

any good at dancing. I said I was brought up on a fairground, I am a

Super Waltzer. I used to be a ballet dancer, it kept me on my

toes. I come from a family of dancers. The other day my dad's

sister walked into the rooms binning round in circles. I thought,

my giddy and. I have a friend who has two left feet. He would have,

he is a horse. -- my giddy aunt. I know someone with an invisible suit.

It will be interesting to see what they make me wear. There is no

turning back now. The steering wheel is broken. I am suddenly

racked with nerves. I think I will be hopeless. I do not know why I

put myself through this. Tim is literally seconds away from

the biggest moment of his life. He is in the zone. We definitely

should not disturb him. Tim! I am honoured. This man is ready for

battle. Over to you. This is going to be good. Rocking His Body to

Justin Timberlake, all in the name of Comic Relief and for your votes,

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MUSIC: "Rock Your Body" by Justin You were awesome. You still look

good, even with the moustache coming off. Very good. One word for

that, effortless. That is what do you think. What did the panel

think? That fig work was beyond nifty. Unbelievable. The hat, the

movement with the hat was amazing. I am saying that there is a new

hybrid on the block. Move over, beer is a new hybrid on the block.

Move over Justin Timberlake. works. At Tameka? You took my

breath away. You really did. Forget Justin Timberlake, there is a new

guy in town. I took my breath away. Mate, you

were great. You rocked my body. you expect it to go that well?

be honest, I am pleased I am still a bright. I could not even say it

properly. Do not worry. Bradley? think he looks like a 40-year-old

Bruce Forsyth. For tea, that will do me. That was fantastic. The

stuff you have had to learn, I am If Tim rocked your world, then this

is the number you need. Call 09011 98 10 03 or vote online by pointing

your mouse at bbc.co.uk/rednoseday. But please, don't try and vote

until later. Let's hear it for Now comedians Hal Cruttenden, Mark

Dolan and Shaun Keaveny. I am Shaun. I am Hal. I am Mark. We are

comedians. Are we? Not really. said, the headphones are working

it's just you have it set down on the channel! I love that. That's

the maddest story I ever heard. Brilliant. I don't get it. Listen

guys, there are no other people in the world I would rather be doing

Let's Dance with, than 2002. sweet. Destiny's Child as you have

never seen them before. Amazing. am in. We should sort out who is

being who. It's the elephant in the room. As I look most like her, I

should be Beyonce. What?! Are you serious? It has to be me. I am the

most popular of the three. Just like Beyonce is the most popular,

therefore I am Beyonce. Listen, your show is a great listen. But

you are on the radio. There's the clue. Obviously I am the eye Candy.

I think I am Beyonce, I would have you down as Kelly. I am not sure

you are any of them, but you can have Michelle. Michelle? I don't

want to be Michelle! You should not be... You are such a... You are

more of a Kelly. Enough! I am Beyonce! OK. Frankly, I have had

enough of all this negativity. You are doing my head in. I am going to

go back to my trailer. You sort out the other. I am not bothered.

Goodbye! He is so Beyonce! We will find out. Omjid is here. Nice to

see you, you are a good mate of Hal's, how gutted will he be not to

be Beyonce? He will be gutted. And his only friends and family are me

and I don't like him. He is a real diva and his name sounds like it's

something you put in soup. He won't look like he is someone that works

in a soup kitchen. That got a big laugh, thank you very much! Has he

got a good booty shake? He is a real star and I am sure this will

be the first of many things Hal will do. Prepare yourselves. This

is about to happen. They're about to get Bootylicious as Des --

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Wow. Gentlemen, breath-taking.

Destiny's Dad, will you come and join us, please. It's taken five

series, but you have done it. I am speechless. Come and join me.

Tameka, what do you have to say about what just happened? She's

speechless, I am not surprised, darling. I am speechless. Destiny...

Destiny? It's our destiny. I love you. I love you. This is just

really, destiny. I see Barbie, I see Thelma. Do you see men in drag?

I see medication, that's what I see. Boys, next stop Sugar Hut,

Brentwood, you are in. Fantastic. Look at Mark! Mel, anything to say?

I see three pairs of fine legs. They've got great legs. Look at

Mark, those are like David Bowie's legs. I have been on Slimfast two

years for this. I am starting mine. It was brave. And good. It felt - I

felt good, I felt warm. I felt slightly aroused. I am not

surprised. That's overwhelmingly positive. Thank you, panel. If you

think they deserve your vote, trust me dancing in heels like that is

Vote Vote as soon as the vote opens later. You go and reapply your

lippy and I will join you later. Off you go, Destiny's Dad. I cannot

look away! Alex, tell us what's happening next.

What was that? Right, time for something completely unexpected. If

you thought Destiny's Dad was strange this is going to knock you

out, it's boxing legend, Ricky Hatton. I am Ricky The Hitman

My trainer always told me that He said, you won't be a good

fighter, until you learn how to move your body. It's about balance,

co-ordination, focus and footwork. Dance around your opponent, he said

and hit him with knockout moves. I thought why dance around my

opponent, when I can dance for my opponent. # Come on, let's twist

One, two, three, four... Five, six seven eight!

Will he dance like a butterfly? Let's hope so. Allow your jaw to

drop at its own pace. Dancing to a Robbie Williams classic for Comic

Relief, seconds out, it's Ricky Hatton!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Thank you, Ricky. Come and join us,

Sir. Come on over here, Ricky. Are you OK? Well done. Panel, what

would you like to say to the champion boxer? Extraordinary. I

thought, I tell you what, I thought it was brilliant. I got to praise

the BBC as well for putting that production value into that and

making you up, getting the outfit, all the dancers and the ring and to

send some fat bloke on in the stall. We messed the finish up. Can we

please hurry up so I can get out of this. Mel, what are you thinking?

am transfixed, Ricky, by the sort of - the sequence. Yeah, it's great.

That was premen douse. I have -- tremendous. Make-up have done you

proud. Thank you very much. Did you enjoy that? I loved it. You did

entertain me, trust me. You entertained. The outfit, I say take

it home, babe. I am going out in it later. Can I come? I thought it was

good, good production value, as well. This is a great last -

finishing to the show. If you want to see Ricky punching above his

waegt in the -- his weight in the final call or vote for free online.

Hold your horses, voting will open imminently. For now, give it up for

the wonderful Ricky Hatton. Thank you, Sir.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Don't forget still to come we have

that exclusive preview of One Direction's new Comic Relief single

and performances from The Script and the jaw-droppingly beautiful

Kimberley... Why would you do that?! Saoeupl excited. -- I am so

excited, the phonelines are now Thank you very much girls. Off you

go. That was wonderful. Very good. Finally, you can start voting for

your favourite act to win. Remember, only two of tonight's acts can go

through to our Grand Final. Every vote counts. This being the BBC,

with great voting comes great responsibility. And a serious

announcement about terms and conditions. Here to make it is one

of our previous winning acts, James Thornton and Charlie Baker. I am

James. And this is Charlie. Charlie says hi. Since we won in 2011,

dancing has taken over Charlie's life. He is only able to

communicate through the language of tap. OK. I am getting there.

Charlie is very keen to explain the terms and conditions. For those of

you that aren't fluent I am going to try and translate. Here we go.

Calls cost 10p from a BT land line. Other networks may vary and calls

from mobiles will cost considerably more.

Alternatively you can vote online for free. You will also find full

terms and continues there. Please get the bill payer's

permission before you call and the vote closes in approximately 15

minutes. Charlie would also like to add that he is available for the

next series of Strictly Come James and Charlie there, showing

just how deeply Let's Dance affects all our acts. Now with such riches

on offer tonight, how can you possibly choose between them? If

the choice is just too much for you to cope with, here's a reminder of

what we here at Let's Dance like to what we here at Let's Dance like to

think of as performance art. For the Soap Stars call 09011 98 10

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It is such a shame Ricky didn't manage to fly. Every one of our

amazing acts tonight are here for one reason, to raise money for

Comic Relief. And they're in good company, as the biggest boyband in

the world, One Direction, have also been lending their support. Here's

what happened when they visited a hospital in Ghana last month. Some

of you may find this hard to watch. We're in the capital of Ghana at

the Children's Hospital. It is full of babies desperately ill because

they missed vital vaccinations that they really needed.

I am a little bit nervous and scared of what I might see, but we

have come here today to look at what our money can do to help.

Police to meet you. Walking through the hospital is heartbreaking. The

children are so sick, from malnutrition to pneumonia. There is

an air of tension and sadness on the wards. Where is the baby's mum?

She has died. How are you doing, if you OK?

The baby was so weak. When she coughed, you could hear her ribs

rattling. It is just crazy, what is going on here. If the child had

been vaccinated, and the child would not have even needed to be

easier in the first place. And it is just a simple vaccination?

This is why it is ridiculous, because it only cost �5. This could

prevent this from happening, �5, that is all you have to pay. That

was probably the hardest thing I have ever had to do. It is so hard.

I have never experienced anything like this in my life. Babies, not

even one year-old, and it costs �5. even one year-old, and it costs �5.

You just have to pick up the phone. Just take DS. -- Just text yes. I

Just take DS. -- Just text yes. I promise it will make a difference.

It couldn't be easier to donate. With just one text message you can

donate �5 to Comic Relief, and it could save a life. Texts cost �5

plus your standard network message charge and the whole �5 goes to

Comic Relief. You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill

payer's permission. For full terms and conditions, and more

information, go to bbc.co.uk/rednoseday.

And of course a big thank you to the boys. The boys are also

releasing this year's Comic Relief single and we've got a world

exclusive look at the video later in the show!

Time now for the first of two fantastic music performances. Here

with their new single, If You Could # Oh, if you could see me now

# It was February 14, Valentine's # The roses came, but they took you

away # Tattooed on my arm is a charm to

disarm all the harm # Got to keep myself calm

# But the truth is you're gone # And I'll never get to show you

these songs # Dad, you should see the tours

that I'm on # I see you standing there next to

# Always singing along, yeah, arm in arm

# And there are days when I'm losing my faith

# Because the man wasn't good, he was great

# He'd say music was the home for your pain

# And explain, I was young, he would say

# Take that rage, put it on a page # Take the page to the stage

# Blow the roof off the place # I'm trying to make you proud

# Do everything you did # I hope you're up there with God

# Saying that's my kid # I still look for your face in the

crowd # Oh, if you could see me now

# Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow?

# Oh, if you could see me now # If you could see me now, would

you recognise me? # Would you pat me on the back or

would you criticise me? # Would you follow every line on my

tear-stained face? # Put your hand on a heart that was

cold as the day you were taken away # I know it's been a while but I

could see you clear as day # Right now, I wish I could hear

you say # I drink too much and I smoke too

much # But if you can't see me now

that's a must # You used to say I won't know I

will until it cost me # Like I won't know real love till

I've loved then I've lost it # And if you've lost a sister,

someone's lost a mom # And if you've lost a dad, then

someone's lost a son # And they're all missing now, and

they're all missing now # So if you get a second to look

down at me now # Mum, Dad, I'm just missing you

# I still look for your face in the crowd

# Oh, if you could see me now # Would you stand in disgrace or

take a bow? # Oh, if you could see me now

# Oh, oh # Would you call me a saint or a

sinner? # Would you love me a loser or

winner? # Oh, oh

# When I see my face in the mirror # We look so alike that it makes me

shiver # I still look for your face in the

crowd # Oh, if you could see me now

# Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow?

# Oh, if you could see me now # I still look for your face in the

crowd # Oh, if you could see me now

# Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow?

# Oh, if you could see me now # Oh

# You could see, you could see me # You could see, you could see me

now. APPLAUSE Thank you.

Thank you. Thanks, boys! If you lot at home

don't mind, while you keep clicking and dialling and voting, I'm going

to pop in to our backstage boozer for a swift half. Welcome to

Shenanigans! There is supposed to be a party in

here. Where is the music. Do you like that, now we have a

party., and make the brand the landlady or Shenanigans, it is

Jodie Prenger. How are you? Are you all right? I am feeling amazing. Is

everybody behaving? They're behaving really well. What can I

get you? I am working so I best just have a pint of tequila.

would not do us a favour, would you? I would like a chance to dance

on the show. Not this again. Just because you're a West End star does

not mean you can perform on that stage. You will have to prove

yourself in here. Or OK. Soap stars. I have got to say, Dean Gaffney,

Ardene nibbles as good in Shenanigans as they are in

hospital? Yes, they are. They are amazing. You are a legend. I am

told that your woke up from your damage cranium, and the first thing

you said was, tell them and good for Let's Dance. Exactly. It is for

charity. We are going for the sympathy vote! A round of applause,

he is a legend. Who is this magnificent woman next to you?

have only got five minutes left to vote. A thank you. Who is this

delightful lady? You are awful. have fingers like sausages. Enjoy,

good luck with the rest of the show. I need to speak to Olivia Lee. We

need to address what has been speaking about in the papers all

week, is it true that you and George are dating? Yes, but he just

blew me out. He has found a prettier girl. I do not know who.

We were watching you in practice this week. Look at this. I think I

need to spend more time with dogs. This is so much fun. So much fun

being attacked by dogs. That is when he was keen, but where is he

now. A You have been fantastic. With the exception of Dean Gaffney,

the bravest men on the show. Amazing. I need to run one thing

pasture, you are aware that when you are runty V8 goes on to the

Internet and it will live forever? Thank you for reminding me. How

awful. In perpetuity forever. Only until the end of the Internet. It

will stop. That is a long time. Seriously, so brave and so

fantastic. You are all absolute heroes. Back to you in the studio.

They absolutely are. How much fun are they having in Shenanigans? Can

you believe that this year is the 25th anniversary of Red Nose Day?

The past 25 years have been crammed full of memorable moments. So we

sent tonight's acts rummaging through the Red Nose archive to

share some of their favourites. I cannot believe Red Nose Day is 25

years old. Is it 25? Imagine having a red nose for 25 years? I remember

Comic Relief, all of the spivs. Brilliant. What was that? -- the

spoofs. Had a hell did his spoof of Autumnwatch when he went hunting

for celebrities. It is Ronnie Corbett. Alex Jones. One of my

favourites is Ricky Gervais's fake appeal. It was genius. I have been

asked many times to come here to Kenya. You really believe he is in

Africa. It is not your fault. managed to cry, did he? What are

you doing? I am doing one of these Comic Relief appeals from Africa.

This is BBC Television Centre. was probably in the studio I am in

now. It would not be the same without French and Saunders. What

movie are they going to destroy forever? I do not know what we're

supposed to be doing. One of the most striking performances I can

remember is on French bean Harry Potter. Who are you? I am Dobby.

The your favourite number? No, no. And that brilliant moment when

Ronnie Corbett is trying to peer over done French's Press. They are

the Queen's of television. Do you know how much money Comic Relief

has raised in 25 years? 600 million. 15,000 projects have been funded by

Comic Relief over the years. E each year we are raising more and more

Well said, Ricky Hatton. Every single one of those famous faces

took part in Comic Relief to help raise money and save lives, just

like our acts tonight. So it's only fair that our guys get to have a

rest backstage. Let's get back to Shenanigans.

What goes on in Shenanigans stays in Shenanigans. It is a rule. Am

not going to blurt out that I saw Jodie making out with Danny from

The Script earlier. I would not do that. What on earth are you doing?

Judges, you're not supposed to be injured. Get tied. Get out of here.

I want a pint. If these are the chaps I want to speak to. A voting

lines are closed. The lines are officially closed. You are the guys

I want to see. Ricky Hatton, a legend. I know you're disappointed

because you did not get to fly at the end? Camera you feeling? It is

one of those things but we are here for Comic Relief. It is for people

not as fortunate as us. I am very happy to have been here. The this

is true. Is it just as scary going out onto the stage as walking into

the ring? A little bit. I am out of my comfort zone. I am not thinking

as a second career as a dancer. I have never been shy to fall on my

backside. It is another Saturday night for me. We have a treat for

you. We have a little video clip. have been on a night out with Ricky

a few times, and one time, he was showing off his dance moves. He was

giving everyone away. No one was going near him, so that is why I

thought Reekie should only use his hands in the ring and not outside

the ring. He is a good lad, but I am gutted

that one of my fellow boxers has seen the end Lieke. It is not good

for the hard man image. How is your Let's Dance experience going?

great, the moustache has grown back. It has been great fun. I view a

Justin Timberlake fan? I certainly appreciate the fact he does a lot

of moves. He does a lot of nerves. Let me run this by you. Eyes yet --

I heard earlier on that you guys are massive Elvis fans. Is that

true? A to stray. Everything on Let's Dance is a camp -- is a

We have 40 seconds. You will be singing Elvis Presley's Suspicious

Minds. The chorus will be sung by both of you. Only one person

capable who has the ability to judge these boys and that's Mr

Voice, Mr Script, Danny from The Script! How are you doing?

Fantastic. You can close your eyes if you want. Is there a button I

can turn around again. Cue the music!

# We are caught in a trap # I can't walk out

# Because I love you too much baby #. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ricky

Hatton! # Why can't you see

# What you're doing to me # When you don't believe a word I

#. All together now! # We can't go on together

# With suspicious minds # And we can't build our dreams

# on suspicious minds That's it. Danny, we have to be

quick. The World Championship boxer or the joke teller? I am going to

have to go for Ricky! Alex, Ricky is cleaning up back stage. Back to

you. Thanks, Steve. They're better

singers than dancers! Earlier, we saw Liam, Zayn and Niall visiting

Ghana. A few weeks ago Steve and I spent time at a hospital in Malawi

where malaria is rife. The children there desperately need your help.

Many hospitals are overwhelmed. It's down to one killer disease, a

disease which can easily be prevented. Can you tell us what's

wrong with your little girl? Malaria.

What's wrong with the little one here? What about this little girl

over here? Malaria. Every single one so far

has been malaria. Malaria. Yeah. Children sick with

malaria continue to arrive throughout the night.

She's just come in now. Unconscious when she arrived.

been... Positive? In the treatment room is two-year-old Rafi. He is

obviously not well you can see his hand shaking. Are you OK? I imagine

there's not much worse for a mother than seeing their child like this.

Is this the first time he has had malaria? He is two years old and

this is the second time he has had malaria. The nurse just mentioned

that in here two days ago five children died and another one last

night. Horrific. Staggering statistic, isn't it? There are

simple, low-cost solutions that can make a big difference.

Mosquito nets, early testing kits and emergency medicine. You can

anticipate all these children and - Every penny you can donate makes a

huge difference and we have made it as easy as possible for you. I can

up your mobile and text "yes" to 70005. While votes are counted by

Lenny Henry and David Beckham we have a a fantastic performance with

a show-stopping song, Defying Gravity from the musical Wicked,

# Something has changed within me # Something is not the same

# I'm through with playing by # The rules of someone else's game

# Too late for second guessing # Too late to go back to sleep

# It's time to trust my instincts # Close my eyes and live

# It's time to try defying gravity # I think I'll try defying gravity

# Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity

# And you won't bring me down # I'm through accepting limits

# Cause someone says they're so # some things I cannot change

# Until I try I'll never know # Too long I've been afraid of

# Losing love I guess I lost # Well, if that's love

# It comes at much too high a cost # I'm defying gravity

# Kiss me goodbye # I'm defying gravity

# I think I'll try defying gravity # You won't bring me down

# I just had a vision almost like a prophecy

# I know, it sounds crazy # True the vision's hazy

# But I swear some day I'll be # Flying so high

# I'm defying gravity # Kiss me goodbye

# I'm defying gravity # If you care to find me

# Look to the west and sky # Someone told me lately

# Everyone deserves a chance to fly # I'm defying gravity

# You won't bring me down APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Thank you.

Here is a preview of the Comic Relief single. It's out on Monday,

we made the video our self. It's One Way Or Another.

# One way or another # I'm gonna see you

# I'm gonna meet you # One day, maybe next week

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING The single is available for

download tomorrow and to buy from the shops on Monday. You need to

pick up a copy. It will make a difference, I promise you.

they've danceded. You voted. The results are in. Only two of

tonight's acts will make it to the Grand Final. Let's bring back our

celebrity dancers! The Soap Stars, Ricky Hatton

Olivia Lee, Destiny's Dad, and Tim Vine!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING What a sight. If you have been

affected by any of the issues raised tonight, like Ricky Hatton

in a skin-tight catsuit, you have yourselves to blame. The two acts

with the fewest votes will be asked to leave immediately with nothing

but their shame and the bus fare fare home. The act with the highest

number of votes will have a guaranteed place in the final. The

panel will then decide which of the two remaining acts will join them.

Here we go. Acts are you ready? Yes! Audience, are you ready?

Jodie, are you ready? I am ready. Ready for something by the looks of

it. The destiny of our dancers is about to be decided. Here we go.

The first act to leave the competition is...

I don't want to say it, it's Olivia Lee. I am so sorry. George will be

heartbroken. Oh well, doesn't matter.

The second act to leave Let's Dance is...

This beggars belief, Destiny's Dad! Wow. Thank you. You tried your very

best. You have been amazing. But it's time for to you leave. Face

your humiliation. Off you go. Harsh.

Bye. Let's find out who has danced their way into the final then.

the dramatic music, please. Thank you, Tony. Three acts left. Only

one of you will go straight through to the final. That act is...

Tim Vine! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING. He has done it. Congratulations Tim

Vine. You go and get ready for your encore. You will be performing

again. Off you go, Sir. Well done. That's good, isn't it. Two acts

remain. The Soap Stars and Ricky Hatton. You are the runners-up.

Only one will be going through to the final. Panel, you have the

power to make or break their dreams. Before you do, here is a reminder

MUSIC: "Let Me Entertain You" by Robbie Williams.

A simple yet somehow impossible choice, The Soap Stars or Ricky

Hatton? One will be joining Tim in the final, but to will it be?

Tameka, who would you like to see go through to the final on March

9th? It is a hard one. It is a hard one. The opening of the show was

great. As a routine, story telling, everybody played a part, there was

no difference between these guys and the dancers, it was great. The

ending, Let Me Entertain You, Just For the clitoris as well. I do not

know. -- just for the glitter as well. Ricky, I love you, but I

think for the actual, everything, I am going to go with The Soap Stars.

One to The Soap Stars. I love you Ricky. A Bradley, we're coming to

you next. The Soap Stars are Ricky Hatton? Yes. You are just starling.

Yes, you're right. Do you know what, the opening and the closing of the

show, I love them both. I am going to even get up. I am going with

Ricky Hatton. It is all on you, Mel, and I have got to Russia. Sorry, I

am come for snacking. This is too stressful. George, get out. By I

loved Rikki, I am slightly scared of The Soap Stars. In terms of the

general show and the nailing of the routine, The Soap Stars. CHEERING

Congratulations to The Soap Stars and commiserations to Ricky.

Let's hear it for both our acts. That's it! We have our first two

finalists and next week, yet more stars will be gyrating for your

pleasure and votes, including Jon Culshaw, the cast of Waterloo Road,

Corrie's Antony Cotton and Kim Woodburn and Rosemary Shrager. Take

that, The Brits. We'll also have music from Paloma

Faith and some professional dancing from the cast of A Chorus Line.

Now, to see us out it's tonight's vote topper.

Don't forget, you can see our grand final on the 9th March. To see us

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