Episode 3 ‹ 2013 ‹ Let's Dance for Comic Relief

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Last week, we had cuties and Bee Last week, we had cuties and Bee	:00:18.	:00:22.
Last week, we had cuties and Bee Gees and beautys. Antony Cotton toe	:00:22.	:00:24.
Gees and beautys. Antony Cotton toe Gees and beautys. Antony Cotton toe	:00:24.	:00:26.
tap his way into the winner's tap his way into the winner's	:00:26.	:00:27.
tap his way into the winner's enclosure. And Katherine Ryan was	:00:27.	:00:29.
enclosure. And Katherine Ryan was enclosure. And Katherine Ryan was	:00:30.	:00:32.
the judges' choice. Tonight, two the judges' choice. Tonight, two	:00:32.	:00:34.
the judges' choice. Tonight, two the judges' choice. Tonight, two	:00:34.	:00:36.
acts can board the bus to next acts can board the bus to next	:00:36.	:00:40.
acts can board the bus to next acts can board the bus to next	:00:40.	:00:42.
week's final. Who will join in the week's final. Who will join in the	:00:42.	:00:52.
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Live from Television Centre. It's Live from Television Centre. It's	:01:07.	:01:08.
Live from Television Centre. It's Let's Dance for Comic Relief.	:01:08.	:01:13.
Let's Dance for Comic Relief. Let's Dance for Comic Relief.	:01:13.	:01:14.
Please welcome your hosts. Steve Please welcome your hosts. Steve	:01:14.	:01:24.
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Welcome. The show where celebrities Welcome. The show where celebrities	:01:43.	:01:45.
Welcome. The show where celebrities Welcome. The show where celebrities	:01:45.	:01:46.
laugh in the face of dignity. Be laugh in the face of dignity. Be	:01:46.	:01:47.
laugh in the face of dignity. Be laugh in the face of dignity. Be	:01:47.	:01:49.
seduced by the dark side of dance. seduced by the dark side of dance.	:01:49.	:01:51.
seduced by the dark side of dance. We will have music from global	:01:51.	:01:53.
We will have music from global superstars with an exclusive	:01:53.	:01:59.
superstars with an exclusive performance from Nicole Scherzinger.	:01:59.	:02:00.
performance from Nicole Scherzinger. performance from Nicole Scherzinger.	:02:00.	:02:02.
She is backstage in the exclusive She is backstage in the exclusive	:02:02.	:02:04.
She is backstage in the exclusive Shenanigans bar. She likes a pint.	:02:04.	:02:06.
Shenanigans bar. She likes a pint. Shenanigans bar. She likes a pint.	:02:06.	:02:08.
And somebody who is a global And somebody who is a global	:02:08.	:02:10.
And somebody who is a global megastar and my personal style icon.	:02:10.	:02:11.
megastar and my personal style icon. megastar and my personal style icon.	:02:11.	:02:16.
megastar and my personal style icon. Justin Bieber will be here. He is	:02:16.	:02:18.
Justin Bieber will be here. He is Justin Bieber will be here. He is	:02:18.	:02:18.
Justin Bieber will be here. He is trying to find his record on the	:02:18.	:02:19.
trying to find his record on the trying to find his record on the	:02:19.	:02:22.
trying to find his record on the jukebox. It is not there. Chas and	:02:22.	:02:24.
jukebox. It is not there. Chas and jukebox. It is not there. Chas and	:02:24.	:02:27.
jukebox. It is not there. Chas and Dave, yes! We have some bad news.	:02:27.	:02:33.
Dave, yes! We have some bad news. Dave, yes! We have some bad news.	:02:33.	:02:35.
Due to unforeseen second -- Due to unforeseen second --	:02:35.	:02:36.
circumstances, Keith Duffy cannot circumstances, Keith Duffy cannot	:02:36.	:02:39.
circumstances, Keith Duffy cannot dance this evening. Every cloud has	:02:39.	:02:44.
dance this evening. Every cloud has dance this evening. Every cloud has	:02:44.	:02:45.
a silver lining. Especially if you a silver lining. Especially if you	:02:45.	:02:50.
are Jodie Prenger. are Jodie Prenger.	:02:50.	:02:51.
are Jodie Prenger. Tonight, on Let's Dance For Comic	:02:51.	:02:52.
Tonight, on Let's Dance For Comic Tonight, on Let's Dance For Comic	:02:52.	:02:54.
Relief, stepping back in time, TV Relief, stepping back in time, TV	:02:55.	:02:55.
Relief, stepping back in time, TV presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali	:02:55.	:03:05.
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presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali	:03:05.	:03:06.
presenters Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. And hoping to light up the	:03:06.	:03:07.
Shah. And hoping to light up the Shah. And hoping to light up the	:03:07.	:03:08.
Shah. And hoping to light up the dance floor, a West End star Jodie	:03:08.	:03:14.
dance floor, a West End star Jodie dance floor, a West End star Jodie	:03:14.	:03:18.
dance floor, a West End star Jodie Prenger. I am down with the kits.	:03:18.	:03:24.
Prenger. I am down with the kits. Prenger. I am down with the kits.	:03:24.	:03:25.
And ventriloquist Nina Conti. And ventriloquist Nina Conti.	:03:25.	:03:33.
And ventriloquist Nina Conti. will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson.	:03:33.	:03:34.
will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson. will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson.	:03:34.	:03:35.
will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson. will be humiliation. And Lee Nelson.	:03:35.	:03:36.
I am going to come out of the other I am going to come out of the other	:03:36.	:03:39.
I am going to come out of the other I am going to come out of the other	:03:39.	:03:40.
side like a legend. And flying high, side like a legend. And flying high,	:03:40.	:03:44.
side like a legend. And flying high, it is Vanessa Feltz. Involving	:03:44.	:03:47.
it is Vanessa Feltz. Involving it is Vanessa Feltz. Involving	:03:47.	:03:57.
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heavy machinery. I am absolutely To give the impression this is a	:04:02.	:04:03.
To give the impression this is a To give the impression this is a	:04:04.	:04:06.
proper competition, we need proper proper competition, we need proper	:04:06.	:04:08.
proper competition, we need proper judges. Finally, we have one. One	:04:08.	:04:09.
judges. Finally, we have one. One judges. Finally, we have one. One	:04:09.	:04:12.
out of three. Not bad! Please out of three. Not bad! Please	:04:12.	:04:15.
welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian	:04:15.	:04:15.
welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian welcome Arlene Phillips, comedian	:04:15.	:04:25.
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Lee Mack and from Radio 1, Greg Only two places are left for the	:04:41.	:04:45.
Only two places are left for the Only two places are left for the	:04:45.	:04:46.
final. You can vote for your final. You can vote for your	:04:46.	:04:47.
final. You can vote for your final. You can vote for your	:04:47.	:04:52.
favourite and also use the internet. favourite and also use the internet.	:04:52.	:04:57.
favourite and also use the internet. favourite and also use the internet.	:04:57.	:04:58.
The other finalists 80 -- will be The other finalists 80 -- will be	:04:58.	:05:08.
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chosen by the panel. chosen by the panel.	:05:08.	:05:10.
chosen by the panel. Arlene Phillips, we know you will	:05:10.	:05:12.
Arlene Phillips, we know you will Arlene Phillips, we know you will	:05:12.	:05:13.
be great. Greg James, excited to be great. Greg James, excited to	:05:13.	:05:14.
be great. Greg James, excited to be great. Greg James, excited to	:05:14.	:05:16.
have you here. You are in good have you here. You are in good	:05:16.	:05:17.
have you here. You are in good hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips	:05:17.	:05:21.
hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips	:05:21.	:05:22.
hands. Lee Mack and Arlene Phillips have done this before. You are the	:05:22.	:05:23.
have done this before. You are the have done this before. You are the	:05:23.	:05:25.
head judge because you know about dance.	:05:25.	:05:28.
dance. dance.	:05:28.	:05:28.
dance. I am looking for them not to fall	:05:28.	:05:30.
I am looking for them not to fall I am looking for them not to fall	:05:30.	:05:32.
over. And when the music stops, over. And when the music stops,	:05:32.	:05:33.
over. And when the music stops, over. And when the music stops,	:05:33.	:05:34.
when they asked if they will sleep when they asked if they will sleep	:05:34.	:05:40.
when they asked if they will sleep with me and everybody hears. Ness	:05:40.	:05:43.
with me and everybody hears. Ness with me and everybody hears. Ness	:05:43.	:05:44.
chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb. chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb.	:05:44.	:05:45.
chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb. chin wagging, let's drop a D-bomb.	:05:45.	:05:48.
I do not know what that means. Time I do not know what that means. Time	:05:48.	:05:50.
I do not know what that means. Time for the first celebrities. Highly	:05:50.	:05:53.
for the first celebrities. Highly for the first celebrities. Highly	:05:53.	:05:53.
respected journalists working in respected journalists working in	:05:53.	:05:56.
world news and children's world news and children's	:05:56.	:05:57.
world news and children's television. Are they about to be	:05:57.	:05:58.
television. Are they about to be television. Are they about to be	:05:58.	:05:59.
television. Are they about to be part of the news for the wrong	:05:59.	:06:00.
part of the news for the wrong part of the news for the wrong	:06:00.	:06:01.
part of the news for the wrong reason? It is Ore Oduba and Sonali	:06:01.	:06:07.
Shah. Shah.	:06:07.	:06:09.
Shah. Shah.	:06:09.	:06:12.
We are TV presenters who met on We are TV presenters who met on	:06:12.	:06:13.
We are TV presenters who met on News round. Now I cannot live	:06:13.	:06:23.
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News round. Now I cannot live News round. Now I cannot live	:06:30.	:06:31.
without her. Good morning. Listen without her. Good morning. Listen	:06:32.	:06:33.
without her. Good morning. Listen without her. Good morning. Listen	:06:33.	:06:34.
carefully. I am here to inform you carefully. I am here to inform you	:06:34.	:06:36.
carefully. I am here to inform you carefully. I am here to inform you	:06:36.	:06:37.
that you have yet to fulfil an that you have yet to fulfil an	:06:37.	:06:38.
that you have yet to fulfil an outstanding turn in your BBC news	:06:38.	:06:42.
outstanding turn in your BBC news outstanding turn in your BBC news	:06:42.	:06:43.
presenter contract. At some point presenter contract. At some point	:06:43.	:06:45.
presenter contract. At some point in their career, news presenters	:06:45.	:06:46.
in their career, news presenters in their career, news presenters	:06:46.	:06:49.
have to dance on national have to dance on national	:06:49.	:06:52.
have to dance on national television. We cannot dance. This	:06:52.	:06:53.
television. We cannot dance. This television. We cannot dance. This	:06:53.	:06:55.
television. We cannot dance. This does not make sense. I know, but	:06:55.	:06:59.
does not make sense. I know, but does not make sense. I know, but	:06:59.	:07:02.
does not make sense. I know, but neither does this. Yes, that is me.	:07:02.	:07:04.
neither does this. Yes, that is me. neither does this. Yes, that is me.	:07:04.	:07:06.
neither does this. Yes, that is me. Let's Dance is coming up and I have	:07:06.	:07:07.
Let's Dance is coming up and I have Let's Dance is coming up and I have	:07:07.	:07:07.
Let's Dance is coming up and I have booked you in. You have to be	:07:07.	:07:09.
booked you in. You have to be booked you in. You have to be	:07:09.	:07:19.
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joking, me dancing with her! Good joking, me dancing with her! Good	:07:26.	:07:27.
joking, me dancing with her! Good morning, you are listening to Radio	:07:27.	:07:34.
morning, you are listening to Radio morning, you are listening to Radio	:07:34.	:07:35.
morning, you are listening to Radio 1. I had the strangest dream.	:07:35.	:07:39.
1. I had the strangest dream. 1. I had the strangest dream.	:07:39.	:07:40.
too. It was announced that Ore too. It was announced that Ore	:07:40.	:07:41.
too. It was announced that Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah are confirmed	:07:41.	:07:42.
Oduba and Sonali Shah are confirmed Oduba and Sonali Shah are confirmed	:07:42.	:07:52.
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Do not adjust your set, this is the Do not adjust your set, this is the	:07:53.	:07:57.
Do not adjust your set, this is the Do not adjust your set, this is the	:07:57.	:07:58.
voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey	:07:58.	:07:59.
voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey voice from the BBC. Dancing to "Hey	:07:59.	:08:09.
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Ya" by Outkast, it is Ore Oduba and MUSIC: "Hey Ya"	:08:18.	:08:28.
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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds	:08:28.	:10:13.
Well done. Come on over. You were Well done. Come on over. You were	:10:13.	:10:15.
Well done. Come on over. You were great. They were good. Ore Oduba	:10:15.	:10:16.
great. They were good. Ore Oduba great. They were good. Ore Oduba	:10:16.	:10:16.
great. They were good. Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah, that was a solid	:10:16.	:10:18.
and Sonali Shah, that was a solid and Sonali Shah, that was a solid	:10:18.	:10:22.
and Sonali Shah, that was a solid and Sonali Shah, that was a solid	:10:22.	:10:23.
start. How did it go? I feel as if start. How did it go? I feel as if	:10:23.	:10:24.
start. How did it go? I feel as if start. How did it go? I feel as if	:10:24.	:10:31.
I have even talk. I cannot breed. I have even talk. I cannot breed.	:10:31.	:10:34.
I have even talk. I cannot breed. I have even talk. I cannot breed.	:10:34.	:10:44.
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What happened? I got caught up with The girls. -- breathe. I have seen	:10:47.	:10:47.
The girls. -- breathe. I have seen The girls. -- breathe. I have seen	:10:48.	:10:50.
The girls. -- breathe. I have seen braces worn well in the past. Well	:10:50.	:10:52.
braces worn well in the past. Well braces worn well in the past. Well	:10:52.	:10:54.
braces worn well in the past. Well done to the producers. They did not	:10:54.	:10:56.
done to the producers. They did not done to the producers. They did not	:10:56.	:10:57.
tell the backing dancers how bad tell the backing dancers how bad	:10:57.	:10:59.
tell the backing dancers how bad tell the backing dancers how bad	:10:59.	:10:59.
they looked to the last minute so they looked to the last minute so	:10:59.	:11:04.
they looked to the last minute so they did not back out. Arlene	:11:04.	:11:08.
they did not back out. Arlene they did not back out. Arlene	:11:08.	:11:13.
Phillips. That was good. I mean Phillips. That was good. I mean	:11:13.	:11:13.
Phillips. That was good. I mean good. You looked like dancing jelly	:11:13.	:11:19.
good. You looked like dancing jelly good. You looked like dancing jelly	:11:19.	:11:19.
good. You looked like dancing jelly beans. You will like the Mary Berry	:11:20.	:11:21.
beans. You will like the Mary Berry beans. You will like the Mary Berry	:11:21.	:11:31.
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It is the look, that is what It is the look, that is what	:11:40.	:11:42.
It is the look, that is what reminded me. This is your judging	:11:42.	:11:44.
reminded me. This is your judging reminded me. This is your judging	:11:44.	:11:45.
reminded me. This is your judging debut. I have nothing to compare it	:11:45.	:11:46.
debut. I have nothing to compare it debut. I have nothing to compare it	:11:46.	:11:47.
against but for the first dance, against but for the first dance,	:11:47.	:11:49.
against but for the first dance, against but for the first dance,	:11:49.	:11:50.
that was a delight. The real group that was a delight. The real group	:11:50.	:11:51.
that was a delight. The real group will be sat at home depressed,	:11:51.	:11:52.
will be sat at home depressed, will be sat at home depressed,	:11:52.	:11:56.
will be sat at home depressed, because you are better than them. I	:11:56.	:11:58.
because you are better than them. I because you are better than them. I	:11:58.	:11:59.
thought you were supposed to be thought you were supposed to be	:11:59.	:12:04.
thought you were supposed to be thought you were supposed to be	:12:04.	:12:05.
rubbish. It was too good. Did you rubbish. It was too good. Did you	:12:06.	:12:06.
rubbish. It was too good. Did you rubbish. It was too good. Did you	:12:06.	:12:09.
think that Andre 3000 was in the think that Andre 3000 was in the	:12:09.	:12:13.
think that Andre 3000 was in the room? We liked the clapping. But	:12:13.	:12:14.
room? We liked the clapping. But room? We liked the clapping. But	:12:14.	:12:15.
when you stopped, you stopped when you stopped, you stopped	:12:15.	:12:16.
when you stopped, you stopped clapping. You have to think about	:12:16.	:12:19.
clapping. You have to think about clapping. You have to think about	:12:19.	:12:20.
clapping. You have to think about that in the future. What do friends	:12:20.	:12:25.
that in the future. What do friends and family think?	:12:25.	:12:25.
and family think? and family think?	:12:26.	:12:32.
and family think? I am joined by greatness. This man	:12:32.	:12:33.
I am joined by greatness. This man I am joined by greatness. This man	:12:33.	:12:38.
I am joined by greatness. This man has won an Olympic medal. You are	:12:38.	:12:39.
has won an Olympic medal. You are has won an Olympic medal. You are	:12:39.	:12:40.
has won an Olympic medal. You are more than qualified to tell us if	:12:40.	:12:41.
more than qualified to tell us if more than qualified to tell us if	:12:41.	:12:42.
more than qualified to tell us if that is good. I thought it was	:12:42.	:12:44.
that is good. I thought it was brilliant. It was great	:12:44.	:12:47.
brilliant. It was great entertainment. They controlled the	:12:47.	:12:50.
entertainment. They controlled the entertainment. They controlled the	:12:50.	:12:51.
entertainment. They controlled the dance floor. If they were in the	:12:51.	:12:55.
dance floor. If they were in the dance floor. If they were in the	:12:55.	:12:57.
same series of Strictly, you would same series of Strictly, you would	:12:57.	:12:59.
same series of Strictly, you would same series of Strictly, you would	:12:59.	:13:02.
have lost? It would have been a have lost? It would have been a	:13:02.	:13:04.
have lost? It would have been a close contest. You must have been	:13:04.	:13:05.
close contest. You must have been close contest. You must have been	:13:05.	:13:06.
cross about the Hungarian who took cross about the Hungarian who took	:13:06.	:13:08.
cross about the Hungarian who took the gold medal, because you have	:13:08.	:13:09.
the gold medal, because you have the gold medal, because you have	:13:09.	:13:19.
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Give they exhibit the same kind of Give they exhibit the same kind of	:13:25.	:13:26.
Give they exhibit the same kind of Give they exhibit the same kind of	:13:26.	:13:28.
quality is it you two have together, quality is it you two have together,	:13:28.	:13:29.
quality is it you two have together, quality is it you two have together,	:13:29.	:13:30.
the sexual magnetism? As long as we the sexual magnetism? As long as we	:13:30.	:13:32.
the sexual magnetism? As long as we would love to have that sexual	:13:32.	:13:34.
would love to have that sexual would love to have that sexual	:13:34.	:13:38.
magnetism, it was another scale. I magnetism, it was another scale. I	:13:38.	:13:40.
magnetism, it was another scale. I magnetism, it was another scale. I	:13:40.	:13:40.
have never seen Ore move that away have never seen Ore move that away	:13:40.	:13:43.
have never seen Ore move that away in my life. The backing singers	:13:43.	:13:45.
in my life. The backing singers in my life. The backing singers	:13:45.	:13:46.
in my life. The backing singers wore some. So if Ore and Sonali	:13:46.	:13:47.
wore some. So if Ore and Sonali wore some. So if Ore and Sonali	:13:47.	:13:48.
wore some. So if Ore and Sonali were big news for you, then vote	:13:48.	:13:49.
were big news for you, then vote were big news for you, then vote	:13:49.	:13:50.
them through to the final by them through to the final by	:13:50.	:13:58.
them through to the final by The vote will open after all our	:13:58.	:13:59.
The vote will open after all our The vote will open after all our	:13:59.	:14:00.
acts have danced, so please don't acts have danced, so please don't	:14:00.	:14:01.
acts have danced, so please don't call before that because it won't	:14:01.	:14:02.
call before that because it won't call before that because it won't	:14:02.	:14:12.
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This week everything went a bit This week everything went a bit	:14:14.	:14:15.
This week everything went a bit topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers	:14:15.	:14:16.
topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers	:14:16.	:14:17.
topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers topsy-turvy at Let's Dance Towers	:14:17.	:14:18.
as we lost one of our acts. So, we as we lost one of our acts. So, we	:14:18.	:14:19.
as we lost one of our acts. So, we called up our Shenanigans landlady	:14:19.	:14:20.
called up our Shenanigans landlady called up our Shenanigans landlady	:14:20.	:14:21.
to make her dancing dreams come to make her dancing dreams come	:14:21.	:14:22.
to make her dancing dreams come to make her dancing dreams come	:14:22.	:14:22.
true - but I think Jodie Prenger true - but I think Jodie Prenger	:14:23.	:14:23.
true - but I think Jodie Prenger true - but I think Jodie Prenger	:14:24.	:14:33.
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I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz	:14:40.	:14:42.
I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz I am Jodie Prenger and I am a jazz	:14:42.	:14:43.
hand star. I will do anything. I hand star. I will do anything. I	:14:43.	:14:44.
hand star. I will do anything. I hand star. I will do anything. I	:14:44.	:14:45.
have become a start of stage and have become a start of stage and	:14:45.	:14:47.
have become a start of stage and screen. I cannot do Thursday, I	:14:47.	:14:49.
screen. I cannot do Thursday, I screen. I cannot do Thursday, I	:14:49.	:14:51.
have rehearsals or date. There is have rehearsals or date. There is	:14:51.	:14:52.
have rehearsals or date. There is no shortage of male admirers. Up	:14:52.	:14:53.
no shortage of male admirers. Up no shortage of male admirers. Up	:14:53.	:14:54.
until last week they have been until last week they have been	:14:54.	:14:59.
until last week they have been reluctant to commit. My agents said	:14:59.	:15:01.
reluctant to commit. My agents said reluctant to commit. My agents said	:15:01.	:15:02.
Steve Jones had been in touch Steve Jones had been in touch	:15:02.	:15:05.
Steve Jones had been in touch Steve Jones had been in touch	:15:05.	:15:06.
asking me out to dance. I have asking me out to dance. I have	:15:06.	:15:08.
asking me out to dance. I have always wanted to get out from	:15:08.	:15:09.
always wanted to get out from always wanted to get out from	:15:09.	:15:10.
always wanted to get out from behind the bar and dance on the	:15:10.	:15:12.
behind the bar and dance on the behind the bar and dance on the	:15:12.	:15:13.
behind the bar and dance on the show. But this is even better. I am	:15:13.	:15:15.
show. But this is even better. I am show. But this is even better. I am	:15:15.	:15:16.
show. But this is even better. I am going on a date with the Welsh	:15:16.	:15:21.
going on a date with the Welsh going on a date with the Welsh	:15:21.	:15:22.
going on a date with the Welsh dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP	:15:22.	:15:23.
dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP	:15:23.	:15:24.
dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP dragon, Steve Jones! I love you. MP	:15:24.	:15:25.
has asked me to meet him at the BBC. has asked me to meet him at the BBC.	:15:25.	:15:28.
has asked me to meet him at the BBC. has asked me to meet him at the BBC.	:15:28.	:15:29.
I cannot wait. This is it, Steve. I cannot wait. This is it, Steve.	:15:30.	:15:32.
I cannot wait. This is it, Steve. I cannot wait. This is it, Steve.	:15:32.	:15:34.
You and me together at last. Jodie, You and me together at last. Jodie,	:15:34.	:15:35.
You and me together at last. Jodie, You and me together at last. Jodie,	:15:35.	:15:37.
you made it, let me show you to you made it, let me show you to	:15:37.	:15:38.
you made it, let me show you to your dressing room. Thanks for	:15:38.	:15:39.
your dressing room. Thanks for your dressing room. Thanks for	:15:39.	:15:39.
your dressing room. Thanks for stepping in at the last minute, we	:15:39.	:15:42.
stepping in at the last minute, we stepping in at the last minute, we	:15:42.	:15:42.
stepping in at the last minute, we are excited at having you dance on	:15:42.	:15:44.
are excited at having you dance on are excited at having you dance on	:15:44.	:15:46.
are excited at having you dance on the show. The show? I thought I was	:15:46.	:15:47.
the show. The show? I thought I was the show. The show? I thought I was	:15:47.	:15:49.
the show. The show? I thought I was going dancing with Steve, on a date.	:15:49.	:15:51.
going dancing with Steve, on a date. going dancing with Steve, on a date.	:15:51.	:15:52.
going dancing with Steve, on a date. You costume is in here, her and	:15:52.	:15:53.
You costume is in here, her and You costume is in here, her and	:15:53.	:15:54.
You costume is in here, her and make-up is next door. You are in 15	:15:54.	:15:57.
make-up is next door. You are in 15 make-up is next door. You are in 15	:15:57.	:15:58.
minutes. Remember, it is for minutes. Remember, it is for	:15:58.	:15:59.
minutes. Remember, it is for charity so get on and enjoy	:15:59.	:16:05.
charity so get on and enjoy charity so get on and enjoy	:16:05.	:16:06.
yourself. Take it from me, Jodie, yourself. Take it from me, Jodie,	:16:06.	:16:09.
yourself. Take it from me, Jodie, not worth it. Dancing to 80's	:16:09.	:16:10.
not worth it. Dancing to 80's not worth it. Dancing to 80's	:16:10.	:16:11.
classic "Word Up" by Cameo, please classic "Word Up" by Cameo, please	:16:11.	:16:21.
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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds	:16:21.	:18:26.
MUSIC: "Word Up". J to the P, come over to me. Worth	:18:26.	:18:28.
J to the P, come over to me. Worth J to the P, come over to me. Worth	:18:28.	:18:31.
J to the P, come over to me. Worth the wait? What have I done?Let's	:18:31.	:18:32.
the wait? What have I done?Let's the wait? What have I done?Let's	:18:32.	:18:35.
the wait? What have I done?Let's find out if the judges enjoyed it.	:18:35.	:18:36.
find out if the judges enjoyed it. find out if the judges enjoyed it.	:18:36.	:18:40.
find out if the judges enjoyed it. I was reliving the 80s! All those	:18:40.	:18:42.
I was reliving the 80s! All those I was reliving the 80s! All those	:18:42.	:18:44.
I was reliving the 80s! All those thrusts. I have to tell you, I have	:18:44.	:18:45.
thrusts. I have to tell you, I have thrusts. I have to tell you, I have	:18:45.	:18:52.
seen 1001 dances, but none sexier seen 1001 dances, but none sexier	:18:52.	:18:59.
seen 1001 dances, but none sexier than you. Incredible. I wore this	:18:59.	:19:00.
than you. Incredible. I wore this than you. Incredible. I wore this	:19:00.	:19:00.
than you. Incredible. I wore this and you did not come anywhere near	:19:01.	:19:03.
and you did not come anywhere near and you did not come anywhere near	:19:03.	:19:05.
and you did not come anywhere near and you did not come anywhere near	:19:05.	:19:07.
me. I am sorry.I was waiting for a me. I am sorry.I was waiting for a	:19:07.	:19:08.
me. I am sorry.I was waiting for a thrust. Mind does that without	:19:08.	:19:09.
thrust. Mind does that without thrust. Mind does that without	:19:09.	:19:10.
thrust. Mind does that without having a light on it. We could have	:19:10.	:19:12.
having a light on it. We could have having a light on it. We could have	:19:12.	:19:13.
done it together. You probably done it together. You probably	:19:13.	:19:15.
done it together. You probably should see a doctor! That was	:19:15.	:19:20.
should see a doctor! That was should see a doctor! That was	:19:21.	:19:22.
incredible. Thanks. Can we make it incredible. Thanks. Can we make it	:19:22.	:19:26.
incredible. Thanks. Can we make it incredible. Thanks. Can we make it	:19:26.	:19:27.
a clean sweep, Lee Mack? When the a clean sweep, Lee Mack? When the	:19:27.	:19:28.
a clean sweep, Lee Mack? When the BBC continuity announcer says, when	:19:28.	:19:29.
BBC continuity announcer says, when BBC continuity announcer says, when	:19:29.	:19:30.
BBC continuity announcer says, when you press the red button you get a	:19:30.	:19:32.
you press the red button you get a you press the red button you get a	:19:32.	:19:32.
you press the red button you get a little extra, does that apply to a	:19:32.	:19:34.
little extra, does that apply to a little extra, does that apply to a	:19:34.	:19:37.
little extra, does that apply to a night? I think it does.On behalf	:19:37.	:19:38.
night? I think it does.On behalf night? I think it does.On behalf	:19:38.	:19:39.
night? I think it does.On behalf of myself and Pete Sampras, that it	:19:39.	:19:49.
	:19:49.	:19:50.
of myself and Pete Sampras, that it A If you want to take Jodie out of	:19:51.	:19:51.
A If you want to take Jodie out of A If you want to take Jodie out of	:19:52.	:19:52.
Shenanigans and in to the final, Shenanigans and in to the final,	:19:53.	:20:02.
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But remember, no voting until we But remember, no voting until we	:20:04.	:20:05.
But remember, no voting until we tell you because your vote won't	:20:05.	:20:06.
tell you because your vote won't tell you because your vote won't	:20:06.	:20:07.
count. Ladies and gentlemen - Jodie count. Ladies and gentlemen - Jodie	:20:07.	:20:08.
count. Ladies and gentlemen - Jodie Prenger! Ore and Sonali and Jodie	:20:08.	:20:09.
Prenger! Ore and Sonali and Jodie Prenger! Ore and Sonali and Jodie	:20:09.	:20:10.
have already done their business on have already done their business on	:20:10.	:20:11.
have already done their business on have already done their business on	:20:11.	:20:12.
the stage, but still to come, more the stage, but still to come, more	:20:12.	:20:13.
incredible routines, two global incredible routines, two global	:20:13.	:20:14.
incredible routines, two global music stars and Vanessa Feltz in	:20:14.	:20:16.
music stars and Vanessa Feltz in music stars and Vanessa Feltz in	:20:16.	:20:26.
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fishnets. Curious? Here's what you Lee Nelson goes from bad boy to a	:20:31.	:20:32.
Lee Nelson goes from bad boy to a Lee Nelson goes from bad boy to a	:20:32.	:20:33.
ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are	:20:33.	:20:34.
ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are ballet Boyd. And Venessa Feltz are	:20:34.	:20:35.
like you have never seen her before. like you have never seen her before.	:20:36.	:20:38.
like you have never seen her before. like you have never seen her before.	:20:38.	:20:39.
I am feeling it. Get ready to I am feeling it. Get ready to	:20:39.	:20:43.
I am feeling it. Get ready to scream. We have performances from	:20:43.	:20:45.
scream. We have performances from scream. We have performances from	:20:45.	:20:48.
megastars, Justin Bieber and Nicole megastars, Justin Bieber and Nicole	:20:48.	:20:49.
Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone	:20:49.	:20:50.
Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone Scherzinger. Don't forget, everyone	:20:50.	:20:50.
tonight is here to raise money for tonight is here to raise money for	:20:50.	:20:51.
tonight is here to raise money for Comic Relief and it's never been	:20:51.	:20:59.
Comic Relief and it's never been All you have to do is text the word	:20:59.	:21:00.
All you have to do is text the word All you have to do is text the word	:21:00.	:21:01.
All you have to do is text the word YES to 70005 and you're donating �5.	:21:01.	:21:02.
YES to 70005 and you're donating �5. YES to 70005 and you're donating �5.	:21:02.	:21:03.
Just three letters could make a Just three letters could make a	:21:03.	:21:04.
Just three letters could make a huge difference. Texts cost �5 plus	:21:04.	:21:05.
huge difference. Texts cost �5 plus your standard network message	:21:05.	:21:06.
your standard network message your standard network message	:21:06.	:21:07.
your standard network message charge and the whole �5 goes to	:21:07.	:21:08.
charge and the whole �5 goes to charge and the whole �5 goes to	:21:08.	:21:09.
charge and the whole �5 goes to Comic Relief. You must be 16 or	:21:09.	:21:10.
Comic Relief. You must be 16 or Comic Relief. You must be 16 or	:21:10.	:21:11.
over, and please ask the bill over, and please ask the bill	:21:11.	:21:12.
over, and please ask the bill payer's permission. For full terms	:21:12.	:21:13.
payer's permission. For full terms payer's permission. For full terms	:21:13.	:21:13.
and conditions and more information and conditions and more information	:21:14.	:21:23.
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go to bbc.co.uk/rednoseday. Thank Philosophers say if you give	:21:25.	:21:27.
Philosophers say if you give Philosophers say if you give	:21:27.	:21:28.
monkeys enough time they will monkeys enough time they will	:21:28.	:21:29.
monkeys enough time they will reproduce the entire works of	:21:29.	:21:32.
reproduce the entire works of reproduce the entire works of	:21:32.	:21:33.
Shakespeare. But our next act has Shakespeare. But our next act has	:21:33.	:21:34.
Shakespeare. But our next act has one monkey and two minutes to	:21:34.	:21:36.
one monkey and two minutes to impress. We have ventriloquist,	:21:36.	:21:41.
impress. We have ventriloquist, impress. We have ventriloquist,	:21:41.	:21:43.
impress. We have ventriloquist, Nina Conti. I am Nina Conti. She is	:21:43.	:21:47.
Nina Conti. I am Nina Conti. She is Nina Conti. I am Nina Conti. She is	:21:47.	:21:57.
	:21:57.	:21:57.
a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer. a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer.	:21:57.	:21:58.
a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer. a ventriloquist. Yes.Not a dancer.	:21:58.	:21:59.
The monkey? What did he do that The monkey? What did he do that	:21:59.	:22:01.
The monkey? What did he do that The monkey? What did he do that	:22:01.	:22:05.
for? I have something to tell you. for? I have something to tell you.	:22:05.	:22:07.
for? I have something to tell you. By use seeing another puppet?	:22:07.	:22:10.
By use seeing another puppet? By use seeing another puppet?	:22:10.	:22:11.
By use seeing another puppet? come I am going to do Let's Dance	:22:11.	:22:12.
come I am going to do Let's Dance come I am going to do Let's Dance	:22:12.	:22:12.
come I am going to do Let's Dance for Comic Relief. What shall we do,	:22:12.	:22:14.
for Comic Relief. What shall we do, for Comic Relief. What shall we do,	:22:14.	:22:15.
for Comic Relief. What shall we do, the tango. The this is the problem,	:22:15.	:22:17.
the tango. The this is the problem, the tango. The this is the problem,	:22:17.	:22:19.
you cannot actually dank so. you cannot actually dank so.	:22:19.	:22:20.
you cannot actually dank so. cannot talk either, but that has	:22:20.	:22:22.
cannot talk either, but that has cannot talk either, but that has	:22:22.	:22:24.
cannot talk either, but that has never been a problem. But I cannot	:22:24.	:22:25.
never been a problem. But I cannot never been a problem. But I cannot	:22:25.	:22:27.
never been a problem. But I cannot put my fingers into your limbs.	:22:27.	:22:29.
put my fingers into your limbs. put my fingers into your limbs.	:22:29.	:22:31.
needs fingers when you have head needs fingers when you have head	:22:31.	:22:37.
needs fingers when you have head needs fingers when you have head	:22:37.	:22:38.
moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I	:22:38.	:22:39.
moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I	:22:39.	:22:40.
moves. What do you mean? Monkey?I am not even going to be in it? Not	:22:40.	:22:43.
am not even going to be in it? Not am not even going to be in it? Not	:22:43.	:22:45.
am not even going to be in it? Not even on your arm? How, you would	:22:45.	:22:46.
even on your arm? How, you would even on your arm? How, you would	:22:46.	:22:46.
even on your arm? How, you would just fly off. How will I dance,	:22:46.	:22:50.
just fly off. How will I dance, just fly off. How will I dance,	:22:50.	:22:52.
just fly off. How will I dance, like this? Stop it. This is a	:22:52.	:22:53.
like this? Stop it. This is a like this? Stop it. This is a	:22:53.	:22:55.
travesty and an injustice. I am travesty and an injustice. I am	:22:55.	:22:57.
travesty and an injustice. I am going to call my monkey mates.	:22:57.	:23:00.
going to call my monkey mates. going to call my monkey mates.	:23:00.	:23:01.
going to call my monkey mates. Monkey made? I have mates, they are	:23:01.	:23:02.
Monkey made? I have mates, they are Monkey made? I have mates, they are	:23:02.	:23:03.
sitting by the phone waiting for sitting by the phone waiting for	:23:03.	:23:04.
sitting by the phone waiting for sitting by the phone waiting for	:23:04.	:23:07.
the call. They will get me on the the call. They will get me on the	:23:07.	:23:08.
the call. They will get me on the the call. They will get me on the	:23:08.	:23:09.
programme. You can come with me, we programme. You can come with me, we	:23:10.	:23:11.
programme. You can come with me, we programme. You can come with me, we	:23:11.	:23:12.
will have a seat in the studio. You will have a seat in the studio. You	:23:12.	:23:13.
will have a seat in the studio. You will have a seat in the studio. You	:23:13.	:23:15.
will have a seat in the studio. You can come to the at a party. You can	:23:15.	:23:16.
can come to the at a party. You can can come to the at a party. You can	:23:16.	:23:18.
stick your after party way your stick your after party way your	:23:18.	:23:28.
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stick your after party way your Please answer. Nina Conti is primed	:23:39.	:23:40.
Please answer. Nina Conti is primed Please answer. Nina Conti is primed	:23:40.	:23:42.
and ready for action. Sorry to and ready for action. Sorry to	:23:42.	:23:43.
and ready for action. Sorry to and ready for action. Sorry to	:23:43.	:23:44.
bother you but I am happy you bother you but I am happy you	:23:44.	:23:45.
bother you but I am happy you bother you but I am happy you	:23:45.	:23:48.
manage to get rid of the monkey. manage to get rid of the monkey.	:23:48.	:23:50.
manage to get rid of the monkey. hand feels a weird without him.	:23:50.	:23:51.
hand feels a weird without him. hand feels a weird without him.	:23:51.	:23:53.
hand feels a weird without him. Gout and enjoy being on your own. I	:23:53.	:23:55.
Gout and enjoy being on your own. I Gout and enjoy being on your own. I	:23:55.	:23:57.
can reveal the monkey is here. can reveal the monkey is here.	:23:57.	:24:07.
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He MUSIC: "I Like To Move It". He MUSIC: "I Like To Move It".	:24:13.	:24:23.
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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds	:24:23.	:26:10.
SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE. SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE.	:26:10.	:26:12.
SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE. SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE.	:26:12.	:26:12.
Nina Conti, come and join me. This Nina Conti, come and join me. This	:26:12.	:26:14.
Nina Conti, come and join me. This Nina Conti, come and join me. This	:26:14.	:26:15.
is the best thing ever. How do you is the best thing ever. How do you	:26:16.	:26:19.
is the best thing ever. How do you is the best thing ever. How do you	:26:19.	:26:20.
feel that it went? The monkey just feel that it went? The monkey just	:26:20.	:26:22.
feel that it went? The monkey just sabotaged it. Yet again and this	:26:22.	:26:23.
sabotaged it. Yet again and this sabotaged it. Yet again and this	:26:23.	:26:24.
sabotaged it. Yet again and this monkey is in the house. This was	:26:24.	:26:27.
monkey is in the house. This was monkey is in the house. This was	:26:27.	:26:28.
wonderful, yes? That it was the wonderful, yes? That it was the	:26:28.	:26:30.
wonderful, yes? That it was the wonderful, yes? That it was the	:26:30.	:26:31.
best show we have had tonight so best show we have had tonight so	:26:31.	:26:33.
best show we have had tonight so best show we have had tonight so	:26:33.	:26:35.
far. Steve you would agree, if that far. Steve you would agree, if that	:26:35.	:26:36.
far. Steve you would agree, if that and those four goals were at	:26:36.	:26:37.
and those four goals were at and those four goals were at	:26:37.	:26:38.
Colchester Zoo, we would be their Colchester Zoo, we would be their	:26:38.	:26:40.
Colchester Zoo, we would be their Colchester Zoo, we would be their	:26:40.	:26:41.
most nights of the week will stop most nights of the week will stop	:26:41.	:26:46.
most nights of the week will stop most nights of the week will stop	:26:46.	:26:51.
every day of the week. All my every day of the week. All my	:26:51.	:26:52.
every day of the week. All my every day of the week. All my	:26:52.	:26:54.
thumbs up. I have always been a thumbs up. I have always been a	:26:54.	:26:55.
thumbs up. I have always been a thumbs up. I have always been a	:26:55.	:26:56.
massive fan a view. Now she is up massive fan a view. Now she is up	:26:56.	:26:57.
massive fan a view. Now she is up massive fan a view. Now she is up	:26:57.	:27:00.
there with all of the great dancers, there with all of the great dancers,	:27:00.	:27:02.
there with all of the great dancers, Matthew Corbett, Rod Hull. Matthew	:27:02.	:27:03.
Matthew Corbett, Rod Hull. Matthew Matthew Corbett, Rod Hull. Matthew	:27:03.	:27:05.
Corbett, there is a reference point Corbett, there is a reference point	:27:05.	:27:06.
Corbett, there is a reference point Corbett, there is a reference point	:27:06.	:27:08.
for the kids. I am fascinated by for the kids. I am fascinated by	:27:08.	:27:10.
for the kids. I am fascinated by for the kids. I am fascinated by	:27:10.	:27:13.
your costume. I bet it weighs a ton. your costume. I bet it weighs a ton.	:27:13.	:27:15.
your costume. I bet it weighs a ton. your costume. I bet it weighs a ton.	:27:15.	:27:16.
It is heavy bus stop he was talking It is heavy bus stop he was talking	:27:16.	:27:20.
It is heavy bus stop he was talking It is heavy bus stop he was talking	:27:20.	:27:24.
to the ape. I was not prepared to to the ape. I was not prepared to	:27:24.	:27:25.
to the ape. I was not prepared to love mean er, because she abandon	:27:25.	:27:27.
love mean er, because she abandon love mean er, because she abandon	:27:27.	:27:28.
love mean er, because she abandon monkey. But I have to Crown UK	:27:28.	:27:29.
monkey. But I have to Crown UK monkey. But I have to Crown UK	:27:29.	:27:30.
monkey. But I have to Crown UK Queen of the jungle. That it was	:27:30.	:27:34.
Queen of the jungle. That it was Queen of the jungle. That it was	:27:34.	:27:36.
hot! Fabulous. Let's go across to hot! Fabulous. Let's go across to	:27:36.	:27:46.
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It is great to be aired. Good. We It is great to be aired. Good. We	:27:51.	:27:55.
It is great to be aired. Good. We It is great to be aired. Good. We	:27:56.	:27:57.
are pleased to have you. I little are pleased to have you. I little	:27:57.	:27:58.
are pleased to have you. I little are pleased to have you. I little	:27:58.	:27:59.
bit of monkey business goes a long bit of monkey business goes a long	:27:59.	:28:00.
bit of monkey business goes a long way. Never work with children or	:28:00.	:28:01.
way. Never work with children or way. Never work with children or	:28:01.	:28:02.
way. Never work with children or animals if you do not want to be	:28:02.	:28:06.
animals if you do not want to be animals if you do not want to be	:28:06.	:28:07.
animals if you do not want to be upset. That is right? Look at that,	:28:07.	:28:10.
upset. That is right? Look at that, upset. That is right? Look at that,	:28:10.	:28:11.
upset. That is right? Look at that, brilliant. The lips do not move. I	:28:11.	:28:12.
brilliant. The lips do not move. I brilliant. The lips do not move. I	:28:12.	:28:15.
thought Nina Conti was brilliant. thought Nina Conti was brilliant.	:28:15.	:28:17.
thought Nina Conti was brilliant. Are monkeys better dancers than	:28:17.	:28:21.
Are monkeys better dancers than Are monkeys better dancers than	:28:21.	:28:27.
foxes? Foxes. Who pays the rent? foxes? Foxes. Who pays the rent?	:28:27.	:28:28.
foxes? Foxes. Who pays the rent? Foxes. We have written a special	:28:28.	:28:31.
Foxes. We have written a special Foxes. We have written a special	:28:31.	:28:32.
poem. There was a young dancer poem. There was a young dancer	:28:32.	:28:33.
poem. There was a young dancer called Nina. Her footwork could not	:28:33.	:28:35.
called Nina. Her footwork could not called Nina. Her footwork could not	:28:35.	:28:37.
be cleaner. She went across the be cleaner. She went across the	:28:37.	:28:38.
be cleaner. She went across the be cleaner. She went across the	:28:38.	:28:39.
floor and straight out of the door. floor and straight out of the door.	:28:39.	:28:40.
floor and straight out of the door. floor and straight out of the door.	:28:40.	:28:45.
That is the last time anybody has That is the last time anybody has	:28:45.	:28:49.
That is the last time anybody has That is the last time anybody has	:28:50.	:28:50.
seen her. Fabulous. If you went seen her. Fabulous. If you went	:28:50.	:28:53.
seen her. Fabulous. If you went bananas for that performance,	:28:53.	:29:00.
bananas for that performance, bananas for that performance,	:29:00.	:29:01.
call... Do not vote until later, call... Do not vote until later,	:29:01.	:29:04.
call... Do not vote until later, call... Do not vote until later,	:29:04.	:29:04.
otherwise it will not count. Ladies otherwise it will not count. Ladies	:29:04.	:29:10.
and gentlemen, Nina Conti. and gentlemen, Nina Conti.	:29:10.	:29:11.
and gentlemen, Nina Conti. and gentlemen, Nina Conti.	:29:11.	:29:12.
The next act knows what to expect The next act knows what to expect	:29:12.	:29:15.
The next act knows what to expect The next act knows what to expect	:29:15.	:29:15.
because he has done it before. Did because he has done it before. Did	:29:15.	:29:16.
because he has done it before. Did because he has done it before. Did	:29:16.	:29:17.
he learned his lesson? It seems he he learned his lesson? It seems he	:29:17.	:29:19.
he learned his lesson? It seems he is a glutton for punishment. Back	:29:20.	:29:21.
is a glutton for punishment. Back is a glutton for punishment. Back	:29:21.	:29:25.
is a glutton for punishment. Back with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson.	:29:25.	:29:26.
with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson. with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson.	:29:26.	:29:27.
with a vengeance, it is Lee Nelson. My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has	:29:28.	:29:33.
My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has	:29:33.	:29:36.
My name is Lee Nelson. Dancing has changed my life. I did it in 2011,	:29:36.	:29:37.
changed my life. I did it in 2011, changed my life. I did it in 2011,	:29:38.	:29:39.
changed my life. I did it in 2011, and since then, I have not been	:29:39.	:29:40.
and since then, I have not been and since then, I have not been	:29:40.	:29:41.
and since then, I have not been allowed back on my estate. I have	:29:41.	:29:43.
allowed back on my estate. I have allowed back on my estate. I have	:29:43.	:29:44.
allowed back on my estate. I have got fitter because in the sum of	:29:44.	:29:47.
got fitter because in the sum of got fitter because in the sum of	:29:47.	:29:48.
got fitter because in the sum of 2011, I was chased by a lot of	:29:48.	:29:50.
2011, I was chased by a lot of 2011, I was chased by a lot of	:29:50.	:29:54.
policemen in London, Manchester and policemen in London, Manchester and	:29:54.	:29:55.
policemen in London, Manchester and Birmingham. Learning to dance has	:29:55.	:29:58.
Birmingham. Learning to dance has Birmingham. Learning to dance has	:29:58.	:29:59.
been an incredible journey. I have been an incredible journey. I have	:29:59.	:30:01.
been an incredible journey. I have had to get three buses every	:30:01.	:30:07.
had to get three buses every had to get three buses every	:30:07.	:30:09.
morning from south London. I would morning from south London. I would	:30:09.	:30:10.
morning from south London. I would morning from south London. I would	:30:10.	:30:11.
like people to support me and help like people to support me and help	:30:11.	:30:11.
like people to support me and help like people to support me and help	:30:12.	:30:14.
me get to the final. I am not me get to the final. I am not	:30:14.	:30:15.
me get to the final. I am not looking for a sympathy vote, but,	:30:15.	:30:20.
looking for a sympathy vote, but, looking for a sympathy vote, but,	:30:20.	:30:25.
last weekend, my family and friends last weekend, my family and friends	:30:25.	:30:26.
last weekend, my family and friends last weekend, my family and friends	:30:26.	:30:27.
died. It was foot and mouth disease died. It was foot and mouth disease	:30:27.	:30:29.
died. It was foot and mouth disease or something. I cannot believe they	:30:29.	:30:30.
or something. I cannot believe they or something. I cannot believe they	:30:30.	:30:40.
	:30:40.	:30:43.
have gone. I will miss them. have gone. I will miss them.	:30:43.	:30:46.
have gone. I will miss them. have gone. I will miss them.	:30:46.	:30:48.
Especially my nan, we used to go Especially my nan, we used to go	:30:48.	:30:50.
Especially my nan, we used to go Especially my nan, we used to go	:30:50.	:30:51.
out together. Nan! I have just told out together. Nan! I have just told	:30:51.	:30:54.
out together. Nan! I have just told everybody you were dead. I said	:30:54.	:30:56.
everybody you were dead. I said everybody you were dead. I said	:30:56.	:30:57.
everybody you were dead. I said weight in the car. I have your leg	:30:57.	:31:00.
weight in the car. I have your leg weight in the car. I have your leg	:31:00.	:31:01.
weight in the car. I have your leg warmers. Do not worry, I put some	:31:01.	:31:09.
warmers. Do not worry, I put some socks down there. Legend!	:31:09.	:31:10.
socks down there. Legend! socks down there. Legend!	:31:10.	:31:11.
socks down there. Legend! Can he really cut it as a ballet	:31:11.	:31:15.
Can he really cut it as a ballet Can he really cut it as a ballet	:31:15.	:31:15.
boy? With a special performance boy? With a special performance	:31:15.	:31:17.
boy? With a special performance featuring Twist and Pulse, please	:31:17.	:31:27.
	:31:27.	:31:33.
featuring Twist and Pulse, please welcome Lee Nelson.	:31:33.	:31:34.
welcome Lee Nelson. welcome Lee Nelson.	:31:34.	:31:36.
welcome Lee Nelson. The basement is empty. No one will	:31:36.	:31:37.
The basement is empty. No one will The basement is empty. No one will	:31:37.	:31:47.
	:31:47.	:32:22.
MUSIC: "Swan Lake" Do not worry, we have ballet. I am	:32:22.	:32:32.
	:32:32.	:32:32.
Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds	:32:32.	:34:14.
Well done. He is trying to win over Well done. He is trying to win over	:34:14.	:34:16.
Well done. He is trying to win over Well done. He is trying to win over	:34:16.	:34:19.
the panel. You are not allowed. You the panel. You are not allowed. You	:34:19.	:34:20.
the panel. You are not allowed. You cannot win over the panel before	:34:20.	:34:21.
cannot win over the panel before cannot win over the panel before	:34:21.	:34:21.
cannot win over the panel before you have had your comments. It is	:34:21.	:34:22.
you have had your comments. It is you have had your comments. It is	:34:22.	:34:24.
you have had your comments. It is the start of winning you over.	:34:24.	:34:30.
the start of winning you over. the start of winning you over.	:34:30.	:34:31.
the start of winning you over. you prefer the ballet or the hit	:34:31.	:34:33.
you prefer the ballet or the hit you prefer the ballet or the hit	:34:33.	:34:43.
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So many different styles. There So many different styles. There	:34:49.	:34:52.
So many different styles. There were, and you mentioned using socks.	:34:52.	:34:53.
were, and you mentioned using socks. were, and you mentioned using socks.	:34:53.	:34:55.
I will give them back because I will give them back because	:34:55.	:34:56.
I will give them back because somewhere there is an action man	:34:56.	:34:58.
somewhere there is an action man somewhere there is an action man	:34:58.	:35:00.
missing his socks. I thought that missing his socks. I thought that	:35:00.	:35:01.
missing his socks. I thought that missing his socks. I thought that	:35:01.	:35:05.
was good. I think he is the Ronaldo was good. I think he is the Ronaldo	:35:05.	:35:06.
was good. I think he is the Ronaldo was good. I think he is the Ronaldo	:35:06.	:35:08.
of dancing. You will use it as an of dancing. You will use it as an	:35:08.	:35:08.
of dancing. You will use it as an of dancing. You will use it as an	:35:08.	:35:10.
excuse to take your top off. It was excuse to take your top off. It was	:35:10.	:35:12.
excuse to take your top off. It was excuse to take your top off. It was	:35:12.	:35:19.
brilliant and in my top four so far. brilliant and in my top four so far.	:35:19.	:35:23.
Excellent. Arlene Phillips, you Excellent. Arlene Phillips, you	:35:23.	:35:24.
Excellent. Arlene Phillips, you appreciate going from ballet to	:35:24.	:35:26.
appreciate going from ballet to appreciate going from ballet to	:35:26.	:35:29.
dance music. Your ballet was dance music. Your ballet was	:35:29.	:35:31.
dance music. Your ballet was dance music. Your ballet was	:35:31.	:35:32.
amazing. You had it all there. And amazing. You had it all there. And	:35:32.	:35:33.
amazing. You had it all there. And the arms, that is something every	:35:33.	:35:36.
the arms, that is something every the arms, that is something every	:35:36.	:35:37.
male dancer dreams of. Strength and male dancer dreams of. Strength and	:35:38.	:35:45.
male dancer dreams of. Strength and male dancer dreams of. Strength and	:35:45.	:35:54.
And we did not say thank you to And we did not say thank you to	:35:54.	:36:00.
And we did not say thank you to Twist and Pulse. Most ballet	:36:00.	:36:01.
Twist and Pulse. Most ballet Twist and Pulse. Most ballet	:36:01.	:36:05.
dancers cannot get down and dirty. dancers cannot get down and dirty.	:36:05.	:36:05.
dancers cannot get down and dirty. dancers cannot get down and dirty.	:36:05.	:36:06.
I want you in my spare bedroom I want you in my spare bedroom	:36:06.	:36:12.
I want you in my spare bedroom doing ballet and dance every day.	:36:12.	:36:16.
doing ballet and dance every day. doing ballet and dance every day.	:36:16.	:36:17.
What can I say? Arlene Phillips What can I say? Arlene Phillips	:36:17.	:36:26.
What can I say? Arlene Phillips What can I say? Arlene Phillips	:36:26.	:36:27.
wants to get off with you. Steve wants to get off with you. Steve	:36:27.	:36:30.
wants to get off with you. Steve wants to get off with you. Steve	:36:30.	:36:32.
Jones. We will go to you. And not Jones. We will go to you. And not	:36:33.	:36:34.
Jones. We will go to you. And not Jones. We will go to you. And not	:36:34.	:36:37.
too soon. It is a pleasure to meet too soon. It is a pleasure to meet	:36:37.	:36:38.
too soon. It is a pleasure to meet you. What does the gentlemen think	:36:38.	:36:40.
you. What does the gentlemen think you. What does the gentlemen think	:36:40.	:36:43.
about the adaptation of Swan Lake? about the adaptation of Swan Lake?	:36:43.	:36:49.
about the adaptation of Swan Lake? about the adaptation of Swan Lake?	:36:49.	:36:51.
Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to	:36:51.	:36:53.
Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to Lee Nelson is ripped. I liked to	:36:53.	:36:53.
get down. Into the garage where my get down. Into the garage where my	:36:53.	:37:01.
get down. Into the garage where my get down. Into the garage where my	:37:01.	:37:05.
car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind	:37:05.	:37:06.
car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind car is parked. I love hip hop. Mind	:37:06.	:37:08.
and had won and now she walks and had won and now she walks	:37:08.	:37:10.
and had won and now she walks and had won and now she walks	:37:10.	:37:14.
and had won and now she walks and had won and now she walks	:37:14.	:37:17.
better. If you at home want to better. If you at home want to	:37:17.	:37:21.
resuscitate the dying Swan, resuscitate the dying Swan,	:37:21.	:37:22.
resuscitate the dying Swan, telephone... Do not until everybody	:37:22.	:37:24.
telephone... Do not until everybody telephone... Do not until everybody	:37:24.	:37:25.
has performed because your vote has performed because your vote	:37:25.	:37:28.
has performed because your vote has performed because your vote	:37:28.	:37:28.
will not count. Let's hear it for will not count. Let's hear it for	:37:28.	:37:38.
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The next act this evening is best The next act this evening is best	:37:38.	:37:40.
The next act this evening is best The next act this evening is best	:37:40.	:37:41.
known for her work on Radio 2 but known for her work on Radio 2 but	:37:41.	:37:42.
known for her work on Radio 2 but tonight she is stepping into vision.	:37:42.	:37:45.
tonight she is stepping into vision. tonight she is stepping into vision.	:37:45.	:37:50.
Prepare yourself for Vanessa Feltz. Prepare yourself for Vanessa Feltz.	:37:50.	:37:54.
Prepare yourself for Vanessa Feltz. I am Vanessa Feltz, journalist,	:37:54.	:37:54.
I am Vanessa Feltz, journalist, I am Vanessa Feltz, journalist,	:37:54.	:38:01.
broadcaster and brand new mother in broadcaster and brand new mother in	:38:01.	:38:02.
broadcaster and brand new mother in broadcaster and brand new mother in	:38:02.	:38:04.
broadcaster and brand new mother in law. As many of you know, I will be	:38:04.	:38:05.
law. As many of you know, I will be law. As many of you know, I will be	:38:05.	:38:05.
dancing in Let's Dance For Comic dancing in Let's Dance For Comic	:38:05.	:38:07.
dancing in Let's Dance For Comic Relief on Saturday, but my question	:38:07.	:38:10.
Relief on Saturday, but my question Relief on Saturday, but my question	:38:10.	:38:11.
is, which pop-star will I be is, which pop-star will I be	:38:11.	:38:13.
is, which pop-star will I be is, which pop-star will I be	:38:13.	:38:14.
dancing as? I have been told we dancing as? I have been told we	:38:14.	:38:15.
dancing as? I have been told we look similar. We could be mistaken	:38:15.	:38:18.
look similar. We could be mistaken look similar. We could be mistaken	:38:18.	:38:20.
for twins. Darren? Is its Susan for twins. Darren? Is its Susan	:38:20.	:38:22.
for twins. Darren? Is its Susan for twins. Darren? Is its Susan	:38:22.	:38:24.
Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen	:38:24.	:38:30.
Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen Doyle? Are you crazy? Have you seen	:38:30.	:38:31.
me? Who will it be? Meatloaf?I do me? Who will it be? Meatloaf?I do	:38:31.	:38:32.
me? Who will it be? Meatloaf?I do not know where you are getting	:38:32.	:38:33.
not know where you are getting not know where you are getting	:38:33.	:38:35.
not know where you are getting these people from. Let me tell you.	:38:35.	:38:37.
these people from. Let me tell you. these people from. Let me tell you.	:38:37.	:38:37.
these people from. Let me tell you. When I tell you, it will be obvious.	:38:38.	:38:42.
When I tell you, it will be obvious. When I tell you, it will be obvious.	:38:42.	:38:43.
When I tell you, it will be obvious. I will be dancing to "Turn Back	:38:43.	:38:45.
I will be dancing to "Turn Back I will be dancing to "Turn Back	:38:45.	:38:46.
I will be dancing to "Turn Back Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I	:38:46.	:38:51.
Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I	:38:51.	:38:55.
Time" by Cher. Darren, which will I put over best? I Got You Babe.That	:38:55.	:38:56.
put over best? I Got You Babe.That put over best? I Got You Babe.That	:38:56.	:38:57.
put over best? I Got You Babe.That will not work for me. If you have	:38:57.	:38:58.
will not work for me. If you have will not work for me. If you have	:38:58.	:39:01.
will not work for me. If you have it, you might as well flaunt it.	:39:01.	:39:04.
it, you might as well flaunt it. it, you might as well flaunt it.	:39:04.	:39:04.
You definitely should not do "Turn You definitely should not do "Turn	:39:05.	:39:06.
You definitely should not do "Turn You definitely should not do "Turn	:39:06.	:39:07.
Back Time" by Cher. I am not Back Time" by Cher. I am not	:39:07.	:39:15.
Back Time" by Cher. I am not familiar with that. Let me look.	:39:15.	:39:15.
familiar with that. Let me look. familiar with that. Let me look.	:39:16.	:39:18.
familiar with that. Let me look. That cost him his fabulous! It is	:39:18.	:39:20.
That cost him his fabulous! It is That cost him his fabulous! It is	:39:21.	:39:22.
That cost him his fabulous! It is all I have ever wanted to be. That	:39:22.	:39:23.
all I have ever wanted to be. That all I have ever wanted to be. That	:39:23.	:39:25.
is me personified. Brilliant idea. is me personified. Brilliant idea.	:39:25.	:39:28.
is me personified. Brilliant idea. I said you definitely... Nice	:39:28.	:39:30.
I said you definitely... Nice I said you definitely... Nice	:39:30.	:39:32.
talking to you. Come Saturday night, talking to you. Come Saturday night,	:39:32.	:39:40.
talking to you. Come Saturday night, you are in for a treat.	:39:40.	:39:41.
you are in for a treat. you are in for a treat.	:39:41.	:39:43.
I cannot believe the next words I cannot believe the next words	:39:43.	:39:46.
I cannot believe the next words I cannot believe the next words	:39:46.	:39:46.
will come out of my mouth. Dancing will come out of my mouth. Dancing	:39:46.	:39:47.
will come out of my mouth. Dancing will come out of my mouth. Dancing	:39:47.	:39:48.
to "Turn Back Time" by Cher, it is to "Turn Back Time" by Cher, it is	:39:48.	:39:58.
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to "Turn Back Time" by Cher, it is MUSIC: "Turn Back Time"	:40:06.	:40:16.
	:40:16.	:40:16.
Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds	:40:16.	:42:21.
How was that the? I apologise to my How was that the? I apologise to my	:42:21.	:42:23.
How was that the? I apologise to my family, my friends and society.	:42:23.	:42:24.
family, my friends and society. family, my friends and society.	:42:24.	:42:27.
has nothing to apologise for, does has nothing to apologise for, does	:42:27.	:42:29.
has nothing to apologise for, does she? Absolutely not. I will never	:42:29.	:42:30.
she? Absolutely not. I will never she? Absolutely not. I will never	:42:30.	:42:34.
forget that their image of view forget that their image of view	:42:34.	:42:36.
forget that their image of view forget that their image of view	:42:36.	:42:36.
arriving from the sky like a weapon arriving from the sky like a weapon	:42:36.	:42:39.
arriving from the sky like a weapon of dance destruction. It was	:42:39.	:42:43.
of dance destruction. It was absolutely brilliant. You look	:42:43.	:42:48.
absolutely brilliant. You look absolutely brilliant. You look	:42:48.	:42:49.
gorgeous with black hair. I have gorgeous with black hair. I have	:42:49.	:42:51.
gorgeous with black hair. I have gorgeous with black hair. I have	:42:51.	:42:57.
got to give you a hug. That was got to give you a hug. That was	:42:57.	:42:59.
got to give you a hug. That was amazing. That was what was missing	:42:59.	:43:01.
amazing. That was what was missing amazing. That was what was missing	:43:01.	:43:02.
amazing. That was what was missing from my life come up to this point.	:43:02.	:43:03.
from my life come up to this point. from my life come up to this point.	:43:03.	:43:04.
from my life come up to this point. I will make use some chicken suit	:43:04.	:43:08.
I will make use some chicken suit I will make use some chicken suit	:43:08.	:43:09.
any time. I cannot promise the any time. I cannot promise the	:43:09.	:43:10.
any time. I cannot promise the litter explosions, but you can sit	:43:10.	:43:12.
litter explosions, but you can sit litter explosions, but you can sit	:43:12.	:43:14.
litter explosions, but you can sit on my cannon any time. I wish I	:43:14.	:43:16.
on my cannon any time. I wish I on my cannon any time. I wish I	:43:16.	:43:18.
could turn back time. I genuinely, could turn back time. I genuinely,	:43:18.	:43:20.
could turn back time. I genuinely, I have seen some brilliant dancers	:43:20.	:43:21.
I have seen some brilliant dancers I have seen some brilliant dancers	:43:21.	:43:24.
in my time, Ginger Rogers, Fred in my time, Ginger Rogers, Fred	:43:24.	:43:26.
in my time, Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, but that was	:43:26.	:43:28.
Astaire, Gene Kelly, but that was Astaire, Gene Kelly, but that was	:43:28.	:43:32.
something else. Well done, Venessa something else. Well done, Venessa	:43:32.	:43:34.
something else. Well done, Venessa something else. Well done, Venessa	:43:34.	:43:35.
Feltz. Alex, what is going on over there?	:43:35.	:43:37.
there? there?	:43:37.	:43:38.
there? I am here with her very proud	:43:38.	:43:42.
I am here with her very proud I am here with her very proud	:43:42.	:43:44.
family. Then, her partner. She has family. Then, her partner. She has	:43:44.	:43:46.
family. Then, her partner. She has nothing to apologise tha does she?	:43:47.	:43:49.
nothing to apologise tha does she? nothing to apologise tha does she?	:43:49.	:43:50.
nothing to apologise tha does she? I absolutely not. She was great. As	:43:50.	:43:52.
I absolutely not. She was great. As I absolutely not. She was great. As	:43:52.	:43:52.
I absolutely not. She was great. As long as you can keep that and that	:43:52.	:43:53.
long as you can keep that and that long as you can keep that and that	:43:53.	:43:55.
long as you can keep that and that come I will be a happy man.	:43:55.	:43:57.
come I will be a happy man. come I will be a happy man.	:43:57.	:44:00.
much information. My new York mum much information. My new York mum	:44:00.	:44:02.
much information. My new York mum much information. My new York mum	:44:02.	:44:02.
was nervous, but how was she at was nervous, but how was she at	:44:03.	:44:04.
was nervous, but how was she at home towards the night? She has	:44:04.	:44:06.
home towards the night? She has home towards the night? She has	:44:06.	:44:07.
been really nervous. She just been really nervous. She just	:44:07.	:44:08.
been really nervous. She just wanted to do everybody proud and	:44:08.	:44:10.
wanted to do everybody proud and wanted to do everybody proud and	:44:10.	:44:11.
wanted to do everybody proud and raised loads of money. We are so	:44:11.	:44:11.
raised loads of money. We are so raised loads of money. We are so	:44:12.	:44:16.
proud of you, you are magnificent. proud of you, you are magnificent.	:44:16.	:44:17.
proud of you, you are magnificent. Quickly tell people how they can	:44:18.	:44:24.
Quickly tell people how they can vote at home.	:44:24.	:44:25.
vote at home. vote at home.	:44:25.	:44:26.
vote at home. If you want to see that routine	:44:26.	:44:27.
If you want to see that routine If you want to see that routine	:44:27.	:44:28.
If you want to see that routine again - and why wouldn't you? Then	:44:28.	:44:29.
again - and why wouldn't you? Then again - and why wouldn't you? Then	:44:29.	:44:30.
again - and why wouldn't you? Then again - and why wouldn't you? Then	:44:30.	:44:30.
just vote for her to do it all just vote for her to do it all	:44:31.	:44:39.
just vote for her to do it all We'll be opening the vote shortly.	:44:39.	:44:40.
We'll be opening the vote shortly. We'll be opening the vote shortly.	:44:40.	:44:41.
We'll be opening the vote shortly. But for now, let's hear it for	:44:41.	:44:47.
But for now, let's hear it for But for now, let's hear it for	:44:47.	:44:48.
Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will	:44:48.	:44:51.
Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will Vanessa Feltz! Those dances will	:44:51.	:44:53.
live in my heart forever. And ever. live in my heart forever. And ever.	:44:53.	:44:54.
live in my heart forever. And ever. We've still got performances from	:44:54.	:44:55.
We've still got performances from Nicole Scherzinger and Justin	:44:55.	:44:56.
Nicole Scherzinger and Justin Nicole Scherzinger and Justin	:44:56.	:44:57.
Bieber to come, and we'll be Bieber to come, and we'll be	:44:57.	:45:03.
Bieber to come, and we'll be finding out your winner. Why would	:45:03.	:45:04.
finding out your winner. Why would finding out your winner. Why would	:45:05.	:45:07.
finding out your winner. Why would finding out your winner. Why would	:45:07.	:45:08.
you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had	:45:08.	:45:09.
you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had you do that? Sorry, Steve. It had	:45:09.	:45:19.
to be done, because the vote is to be done, because the vote is	:45:19.	:45:23.
to be done, because the vote is now! Thanks gang, but that's enough.	:45:23.	:45:24.
now! Thanks gang, but that's enough. now! Thanks gang, but that's enough.	:45:24.	:45:25.
now! Thanks gang, but that's enough. now! Thanks gang, but that's enough.	:45:25.	:45:26.
You can now have your say - pick up You can now have your say - pick up	:45:26.	:45:27.
You can now have your say - pick up You can now have your say - pick up	:45:27.	:45:28.
your phones and log on to the your phones and log on to the	:45:28.	:45:29.
your phones and log on to the website to vote for your favourite	:45:29.	:45:35.
website to vote for your favourite website to vote for your favourite	:45:35.	:45:36.
website to vote for your favourite to win. But this is the BBC, not	:45:36.	:45:37.
to win. But this is the BBC, not to win. But this is the BBC, not	:45:37.	:45:38.
some tin-pot dictatorship. When we some tin-pot dictatorship. When we	:45:38.	:45:39.
some tin-pot dictatorship. When we some tin-pot dictatorship. When we	:45:39.	:45:40.
do voting, we do it properly. There do voting, we do it properly. There	:45:40.	:45:41.
do voting, we do it properly. There are Terms and there are Conditions.	:45:41.	:45:42.
are Terms and there are Conditions. are Terms and there are Conditions.	:45:42.	:45:42.
are Terms and there are Conditions. Often at the same time. And here	:45:42.	:45:43.
Often at the same time. And here Often at the same time. And here	:45:43.	:45:44.
with them is past Let's Dance with them is past Let's Dance	:45:44.	:45:45.
with them is past Let's Dance finalists, Dani Harmer and Tyger	:45:45.	:45:49.
Drew-Honey. Drew-Honey.	:45:49.	:45:53.
Drew-Honey. Drew-Honey.	:45:53.	:45:54.
You will remember us from 2012. You will remember us from 2012.	:45:54.	:45:55.
You will remember us from 2012. I have been on Strictly Come	:45:55.	:45:57.
I have been on Strictly Come I have been on Strictly Come	:45:57.	:45:58.
I have been on Strictly Come Dancing since then. I have been in	:45:58.	:46:00.
Dancing since then. I have been in an award-winning sitcom called	:46:00.	:46:03.
an award-winning sitcom called an award-winning sitcom called	:46:04.	:46:05.
outnumbered. I have been on CBBC. outnumbered. I have been on CBBC.	:46:05.	:46:07.
outnumbered. I have been on CBBC. outnumbered. I have been on CBBC.	:46:07.	:46:08.
And I have done over 200 voice- And I have done over 200 voice-	:46:08.	:46:09.
And I have done over 200 voice- overs for television and radio. Do	:46:09.	:46:12.
overs for television and radio. Do overs for television and radio. Do	:46:13.	:46:13.
overs for television and radio. Do vote for the winner of Let's Dance	:46:13.	:46:22.
vote for the winner of Let's Dance Alternatively, you can vote online	:46:23.	:46:30.
Please make sure you get permission Please make sure you get permission	:46:30.	:46:34.
Please make sure you get permission Please make sure you get permission	:46:34.	:46:35.
before you call. The vote closes in before you call. The vote closes in	:46:35.	:46:43.
We went too big, didn't we? I think We went too big, didn't we? I think	:46:43.	:46:49.
We went too big, didn't we? I think We went too big, didn't we? I think	:46:49.	:46:50.
we might have done. I think they we might have done. I think they	:46:50.	:46:57.
we might have done. I think they are after our jobs. Now's your	:46:57.	:46:58.
are after our jobs. Now's your are after our jobs. Now's your	:46:58.	:46:59.
are after our jobs. Now's your chance to give one act a pass	:46:59.	:47:00.
chance to give one act a pass chance to give one act a pass	:47:00.	:47:01.
straight into our Grand Final. I straight into our Grand Final. I	:47:01.	:47:02.
straight into our Grand Final. I straight into our Grand Final. I	:47:02.	:47:03.
don't know if that's an act of don't know if that's an act of	:47:03.	:47:03.
don't know if that's an act of kindness or cruelty, but it's	:47:03.	:47:05.
kindness or cruelty, but it's kindness or cruelty, but it's	:47:05.	:47:06.
happening either way. It's a tough happening either way. It's a tough	:47:06.	:47:07.
happening either way. It's a tough happening either way. It's a tough	:47:07.	:47:08.
choice, so to help you make it, choice, so to help you make it,	:47:08.	:47:08.
choice, so to help you make it, we've put together this handy	:47:08.	:47:09.
we've put together this handy pocket-sized reference to this	:47:09.	:47:19.
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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds	:47:19.	:48:55.
Nave are all so brave. Now, so far Nave are all so brave. Now, so far	:48:55.	:48:56.
Nave are all so brave. Now, so far this series we've seen two	:48:56.	:48:57.
this series we've seen two this series we've seen two	:48:57.	:48:58.
incredibly moving films from One incredibly moving films from One	:48:58.	:48:59.
incredibly moving films from One Direction in Africa. As well as	:48:59.	:49:00.
Direction in Africa. As well as Direction in Africa. As well as	:49:00.	:49:00.
visiting hospitals there, Louis and visiting hospitals there, Louis and	:49:00.	:49:01.
visiting hospitals there, Louis and visiting hospitals there, Louis and	:49:01.	:49:02.
Niall also met up with two boys who Niall also met up with two boys who	:49:02.	:49:03.
Niall also met up with two boys who spend their days scavenging on a	:49:03.	:49:13.
We are in Africa exploring an We are in Africa exploring an	:49:13.	:49:15.
We are in Africa exploring an enormous rubbish tip. Every way you	:49:15.	:49:17.
enormous rubbish tip. Every way you enormous rubbish tip. Every way you	:49:17.	:49:17.
look there are kids scavenging look there are kids scavenging	:49:17.	:49:27.
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look there are kids scavenging through the rubbish. They are 15	:49:29.	:49:30.
through the rubbish. They are 15 through the rubbish. They are 15	:49:30.	:49:32.
through the rubbish. They are 15 and 12. This is their job. They	:49:32.	:49:33.
and 12. This is their job. They and 12. This is their job. They	:49:33.	:49:35.
and 12. This is their job. They find it wires, it's burn them, get	:49:35.	:49:37.
find it wires, it's burn them, get find it wires, it's burn them, get	:49:37.	:49:38.
find it wires, it's burn them, get copper and sell it will stop make	:49:38.	:49:41.
copper and sell it will stop make copper and sell it will stop make	:49:41.	:49:41.
copper and sell it will stop make copper and sell it will stop make	:49:41.	:49:42.
about 70p a day up to �3 at the about 70p a day up to �3 at the	:49:42.	:49:45.
about 70p a day up to �3 at the about 70p a day up to �3 at the	:49:45.	:49:47.
most. No one deserves this, it is most. No one deserves this, it is	:49:47.	:49:49.
most. No one deserves this, it is most. No one deserves this, it is	:49:49.	:49:50.
horrendous. You name it, it is in horrendous. You name it, it is in	:49:50.	:49:53.
horrendous. You name it, it is in here. From human faeces to needles.	:49:53.	:49:55.
here. From human faeces to needles. here. From human faeces to needles.	:49:55.	:49:56.
here. From human faeces to needles. It is a swamp. He has massive cuts	:49:56.	:50:00.
It is a swamp. He has massive cuts It is a swamp. He has massive cuts	:50:00.	:50:01.
It is a swamp. He has massive cuts on his feet. They have burns on	:50:01.	:50:02.
on his feet. They have burns on on his feet. They have burns on	:50:02.	:50:06.
their hands. It is ridiculous. their hands. It is ridiculous.	:50:06.	:50:06.
their hands. It is ridiculous. I aspirations, what do you dream	:50:07.	:50:11.
I aspirations, what do you dream I aspirations, what do you dream	:50:11.	:50:13.
about? They want to get an about? They want to get an	:50:13.	:50:14.
about? They want to get an about? They want to get an	:50:14.	:50:21.
education. He wants to be a doctor. education. He wants to be a doctor.	:50:21.	:50:22.
education. He wants to be a doctor. education. He wants to be a doctor.	:50:22.	:50:25.
education. He wants to be a doctor. And he wants to be a teacher.	:50:25.	:50:26.
And he wants to be a teacher. And he wants to be a teacher.	:50:26.	:50:29.
place that gives us despair, from place that gives us despair, from	:50:29.	:50:31.
place that gives us despair, from place that gives us despair, from	:50:31.	:50:31.
these two boys comes hope. You are these two boys comes hope. You are	:50:31.	:50:34.
these two boys comes hope. You are so brave and hard-working for such	:50:34.	:50:36.
so brave and hard-working for such so brave and hard-working for such	:50:36.	:50:40.
young boys. It is remarkable, young boys. It is remarkable,	:50:40.	:50:42.
young boys. It is remarkable, really. With your help, kids like	:50:42.	:50:44.
really. With your help, kids like really. With your help, kids like	:50:44.	:50:45.
really. With your help, kids like these don't have to live like this.	:50:45.	:50:47.
these don't have to live like this. these don't have to live like this.	:50:47.	:50:48.
Comic Relief are helping kids all Comic Relief are helping kids all	:50:48.	:50:49.
Comic Relief are helping kids all Comic Relief are helping kids all	:50:49.	:50:50.
over Africa to get an education and over Africa to get an education and	:50:50.	:50:55.
over Africa to get an education and over Africa to get an education and	:50:55.	:50:57.
the chance of a better future. the chance of a better future.	:50:57.	:50:58.
the chance of a better future. would give anything to have the	:50:58.	:51:00.
would give anything to have the would give anything to have the	:51:00.	:51:03.
opportunity to learn. Why shouldn't opportunity to learn. Why shouldn't	:51:03.	:51:13.
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opportunity to learn. Why shouldn't Donating is as easy as sending a	:51:18.	:51:28.
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OK, time for tonight's first music OK, time for tonight's first music	:51:30.	:51:31.
OK, time for tonight's first music performance. It's from a lady who	:51:31.	:51:32.
performance. It's from a lady who fills stadiums, performs for	:51:32.	:51:33.
fills stadiums, performs for fills stadiums, performs for	:51:33.	:51:33.
thousands and sells millions of thousands and sells millions of	:51:33.	:51:34.
thousands and sells millions of records. Shame she's hideous to	:51:34.	:51:35.
look at. look at.	:51:35.	:51:36.
look at. Nightmare. It's a world exclusive	:51:36.	:51:37.
Nightmare. It's a world exclusive Nightmare. It's a world exclusive	:51:37.	:51:38.
for Let's Dance. With her latest for Let's Dance. With her latest	:51:38.	:51:39.
for Let's Dance. With her latest single, "Boomerang", please give a	:51:39.	:51:40.
single, "Boomerang", please give a single, "Boomerang", please give a	:51:40.	:51:50.
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# Oh, you can turn me down, you can throw me.	:51:55.	:51:56.
throw me. throw me.	:51:56.	:51:57.
throw me. # Now, the harder out, the harder I	:51:57.	:51:57.
# Now, the harder out, the harder I come back around.	:51:57.	:51:58.
come back around. come back around.	:51:58.	:51:59.
come back around. # You can break my heart but you	:51:59.	:52:00.
# You can break my heart but you can't scratch my name.	:52:00.	:52:01.
can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.	:52:01.	:52:02.
can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.	:52:02.	:52:06.
# I can take the hit cos I'm a boomerang.	:52:06.	:52:07.
boomerang. boomerang.	:52:07.	:52:08.
boomerang. # The world spit me out and now	:52:08.	:52:09.
# The world spit me out and now we're spinning around.	:52:09.	:52:10.
we're spinning around. we're spinning around.	:52:10.	:52:13.
# Lost in a free fall. # Lost in a free fall.	:52:13.	:52:14.
# Lost in a free fall. # Lost in a free fall.	:52:14.	:52:14.
# For ever going down and breaking # For ever going down and breaking	:52:14.	:52:16.
through the ground. through the ground.	:52:16.	:52:17.
through the ground. through the ground.	:52:17.	:52:18.
# When I thought I reached the end. # When I thought I reached the end.	:52:18.	:52:20.
# When I thought I reached the end. I start to fall again.	:52:21.	:52:21.
I start to fall again. I start to fall again.	:52:22.	:52:22.
I start to fall again. # But I was taught to never	:52:22.	:52:29.
surrender. surrender.	:52:29.	:52:30.
surrender. surrender.	:52:30.	:52:32.
# When it's hard to get up. # When it's hard to get up.	:52:32.	:52:33.
# When it's hard to get up. # When it's hard to get up.	:52:33.	:52:37.
# Going to fight till I can't spin and say.	:52:37.	:52:38.
and say. and say.	:52:38.	:52:39.
and say. and say.	:52:39.	:52:40.
# Oh, you can turn me down, you can # Oh, you can turn me down, you can	:52:40.	:52:41.
throw me now. throw me now.	:52:41.	:52:42.
throw me now. throw me now.	:52:42.	:52:44.
# The harder out the harder I come back around.	:52:44.	:52:45.
back around. back around.	:52:45.	:52:46.
back around. # You can break my heart, But you	:52:46.	:52:49.
# You can break my heart, But you can't scratch my name.	:52:49.	:52:50.
can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.	:52:50.	:52:51.
can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.	:52:51.	:52:53.
# I can take the hit because I'm a boomerang.	:52:53.	:52:54.
boomerang. boomerang.	:52:55.	:52:55.
boomerang. # I'm a boomerang. Oh, I'm a	:52:55.	:53:05.
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boomerang. boomerang.	:53:08.	:53:09.
boomerang. boomerang.	:53:10.	:53:10.
# Now I'm 10ft tall. All my # Now I'm 10ft tall. All my	:53:10.	:53:11.
problems feel so small. problems feel so small.	:53:11.	:53:12.
problems feel so small. problems feel so small.	:53:12.	:53:15.
# Nothing in my way to make me change.	:53:15.	:53:16.
change. change.	:53:16.	:53:17.
change. # No ceiling to my sky, just open	:53:17.	:53:19.
# No ceiling to my sky, just open space to fly.	:53:19.	:53:20.
space to fly. space to fly.	:53:20.	:53:21.
space to fly. # Every time I'm feeling down I	:53:21.	:53:26.
# Every time I'm feeling down I turn it back around.	:53:26.	:53:27.
turn it back around. turn it back around.	:53:27.	:53:28.
turn it back around. # But I was taught to never	:53:28.	:53:31.
surrender. surrender.	:53:31.	:53:32.
surrender. surrender.	:53:32.	:53:33.
# When it's hard to get up, going # When it's hard to get up, going	:53:33.	:53:40.
# When it's hard to get up, going to fight till I can't.	:53:40.	:53:42.
to fight till I can't. # Spin and say.	:53:42.	:53:43.
# Spin and say. # Spin and say.	:53:43.	:53:44.
# Spin and say. # Spin and say.	:53:44.	:53:45.
# Oh, you can turn me down, you can # Oh, you can turn me down, you can	:53:45.	:53:46.
throw me now. throw me now.	:53:46.	:53:47.
throw me now. throw me now.	:53:47.	:53:48.
# The harder out the harder I come back around.	:53:48.	:53:49.
back around. back around.	:53:49.	:53:50.
back around. # You can break my heart but you	:53:50.	:53:51.
# You can break my heart but you can't scratch my name.	:53:51.	:53:52.
can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.	:53:52.	:53:53.
can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.	:53:53.	:54:03.
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# I can take the hit cos I'm a # Oh, even though I'm flying high,	:54:14.	:54:15.
# Oh, even though I'm flying high, # Oh, even though I'm flying high,	:54:15.	:54:21.
the sky can change one day. the sky can change one day.	:54:21.	:54:22.
the sky can change one day. the sky can change one day.	:54:22.	:54:23.
# I can hit some turbulence but who # I can hit some turbulence but who	:54:23.	:54:24.
# I can hit some turbulence but who # I can hit some turbulence but who	:54:24.	:54:25.
I am is never going to change. I am is never going to change.	:54:25.	:54:35.
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I am is never going to change. # Cos I'm a boomerang.	:54:46.	:54:47.
# Cos I'm a boomerang. # Cos I'm a boomerang.	:54:47.	:54:48.
# Cos I'm a boomerang. # Cos I'm a boomerang.	:54:48.	:54:49.
# Oh, you can turn me down, you can # Oh, you can turn me down, you can	:54:49.	:54:49.
throw me now. throw me now.	:54:49.	:54:50.
throw me now. throw me now.	:54:51.	:54:52.
# The harder out, the harder I come back around.	:54:52.	:54:53.
back around. back around.	:54:53.	:54:54.
back around. # You can break my heart, but you	:54:54.	:54:55.
# You can break my heart, but you can't scratch my name.	:54:55.	:54:56.
can't scratch my name. can't scratch my name.	:54:56.	:54:57.
can't scratch my name. #I can take the hit cos I'm a	:54:57.	:55:07.
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# I'm a boomerang. # I'm a boomerang.	:55:16.	:55:26.
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Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit	:55:34.	:55:35.
Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit Thanks Nicole! She's doing her bit	:55:35.	:55:36.
at the Give It Up For Comic Relief at the Give It Up For Comic Relief	:55:36.	:55:38.
at the Give It Up For Comic Relief gig next week. Please keep on	:55:38.	:55:39.
gig next week. Please keep on gig next week. Please keep on	:55:39.	:55:40.
gig next week. Please keep on voting as we have five acts in here	:55:40.	:55:41.
voting as we have five acts in here that deserve your unflinching	:55:41.	:55:42.
that deserve your unflinching that deserve your unflinching	:55:42.	:55:42.
that deserve your unflinching loyalty. Now, come with me in to	:55:42.	:55:43.
loyalty. Now, come with me in to loyalty. Now, come with me in to	:55:44.	:55:44.
the place that Time Out magazine the place that Time Out magazine	:55:45.	:55:45.
the place that Time Out magazine called a "festering stinkhole" -	:55:45.	:55:52.
called a "festering stinkhole" - called a "festering stinkhole" -	:55:52.	:55:53.
it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a	:55:53.	:55:54.
it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a it's Shenanigans! Supposed to be a	:55:54.	:56:00.
party in here, where is the music? party in here, where is the music?	:56:00.	:56:01.
party in here, where is the music? party in here, where is the music?	:56:02.	:56:02.
She used to be the landlady. That She used to be the landlady. That	:56:02.	:56:04.
She used to be the landlady. That She used to be the landlady. That	:56:04.	:56:09.
do you want a martini. What are you do you want a martini. What are you	:56:09.	:56:11.
do you want a martini. What are you do you want a martini. What are you	:56:11.	:56:13.
doing? I said I used to be the doing? I said I used to be the	:56:13.	:56:15.
doing? I said I used to be the landlady. Jodie Prenger is a star.	:56:15.	:56:17.
landlady. Jodie Prenger is a star. landlady. Jodie Prenger is a star.	:56:17.	:56:18.
Is there anybody here who is Is there anybody here who is	:56:18.	:56:20.
Is there anybody here who is glamourous enough to step into her	:56:20.	:56:24.
glamourous enough to step into her glamourous enough to step into her	:56:24.	:56:25.
shoes? Anybody? Hello. I will give shoes? Anybody? Hello. I will give	:56:25.	:56:26.
shoes? Anybody? Hello. I will give it a go. Nicole Scherzinger,	:56:26.	:56:32.
it a go. Nicole Scherzinger, it a go. Nicole Scherzinger,	:56:32.	:56:33.
everybody. The new landlady. Have everybody. The new landlady. Have	:56:33.	:56:34.
everybody. The new landlady. Have everybody. The new landlady. Have	:56:34.	:56:37.
you ever been a landlady be far? you ever been a landlady be far?	:56:37.	:56:39.
you ever been a landlady be far? you ever been a landlady be far?	:56:39.	:56:40.
I haven't. It is not just pulling I haven't. It is not just pulling	:56:40.	:56:41.
I haven't. It is not just pulling I haven't. It is not just pulling	:56:41.	:56:48.
pints or stock OK, I can do that. pints or stock OK, I can do that.	:56:48.	:56:50.
pints or stock OK, I can do that. pints or stock OK, I can do that.	:56:50.	:56:51.
You have to clean the toilets. You have to clean the toilets.	:56:51.	:56:55.
You have to clean the toilets. You have to clean the toilets.	:56:55.	:56:56.
can pour pints. Let us start with can pour pints. Let us start with	:56:56.	:56:57.
can pour pints. Let us start with can pour pints. Let us start with	:56:57.	:56:57.
the pines and then work up to the pines and then work up to	:56:57.	:57:00.
the pines and then work up to cleaning the toilets. You have been	:57:00.	:57:01.
cleaning the toilets. You have been cleaning the toilets. You have been	:57:01.	:57:01.
working for Comic Relief, Red Nose working for Comic Relief, Red Nose	:57:02.	:57:05.
working for Comic Relief, Red Nose working for Comic Relief, Red Nose	:57:05.	:57:06.
Day, what is going on? I am so Day, what is going on? I am so	:57:06.	:57:08.
Day, what is going on? I am so excited with Russell Brand. Russell	:57:08.	:57:10.
excited with Russell Brand. Russell excited with Russell Brand. Russell	:57:10.	:57:11.
excited with Russell Brand. Russell Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a	:57:11.	:57:12.
Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a	:57:12.	:57:14.
Brand at Wembley? Doing a show in a few days for Comic Relief will stop,	:57:14.	:57:15.
few days for Comic Relief will stop, few days for Comic Relief will stop,	:57:15.	:57:16.
few days for Comic Relief will stop, the wait to see that. But the	:57:16.	:57:17.
the wait to see that. But the the wait to see that. But the	:57:17.	:57:18.
the wait to see that. But the reality is, you are not a pop star	:57:18.	:57:20.
reality is, you are not a pop star reality is, you are not a pop star	:57:20.	:57:21.
reality is, you are not a pop star at the moment, you are the landlady	:57:21.	:57:23.
at the moment, you are the landlady of Shenanigans. A-barrel need	:57:23.	:57:25.
of Shenanigans. A-barrel need of Shenanigans. A-barrel need	:57:25.	:57:27.
of Shenanigans. A-barrel need changing. Just do it, just do it.	:57:27.	:57:29.
changing. Just do it, just do it. changing. Just do it, just do it.	:57:29.	:57:39.
	:57:39.	:57:44.
Where is Lee Nelson? What is You have come back. Banks were	:57:44.	:57:45.
You have come back. Banks were You have come back. Banks were	:57:45.	:57:46.
You have come back. Banks were doing the show. This means a lot,	:57:46.	:57:47.
doing the show. This means a lot, doing the show. This means a lot,	:57:47.	:57:48.
doing the show. This means a lot, it is your second time here. You	:57:48.	:57:50.
it is your second time here. You it is your second time here. You	:57:50.	:57:52.
it is your second time here. You want to win. No, man, it is Comic	:57:52.	:57:56.
want to win. No, man, it is Comic want to win. No, man, it is Comic	:57:56.	:57:57.
Relief. You was sitting beneath the Relief. You was sitting beneath the	:57:57.	:57:59.
Relief. You was sitting beneath the list of champions. What would it	:57:59.	:58:01.
list of champions. What would it list of champions. What would it	:58:01.	:58:03.
list of champions. What would it mean to you to be under Roland?	:58:03.	:58:05.
mean to you to be under Roland? mean to you to be under Roland?	:58:05.	:58:05.
mean to you to be under Roland? have wanted to be under a few	:58:05.	:58:11.
have wanted to be under a few have wanted to be under a few	:58:11.	:58:14.
people, but not Rowland. Rufus people, but not Rowland. Rufus	:58:14.	:58:15.
people, but not Rowland. Rufus people, but not Rowland. Rufus	:58:15.	:58:16.
dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take	:58:16.	:58:18.
dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take dressed as Cheryl coal, I will take	:58:18.	:58:19.
that. You did it, you went out that. You did it, you went out	:58:19.	:58:26.
that. You did it, you went out that. You did it, you went out	:58:26.	:58:26.
there and you were amazing. I felt there and you were amazing. I felt	:58:26.	:58:27.
there and you were amazing. I felt like another Darcey Bussell. It was	:58:27.	:58:33.
like another Darcey Bussell. It was like another Darcey Bussell. It was	:58:33.	:58:34.
amazing. You have dreamt of this amazing. You have dreamt of this	:58:34.	:58:36.
amazing. You have dreamt of this moment for almost three weeks.	:58:36.	:58:37.
moment for almost three weeks. moment for almost three weeks.	:58:38.	:58:39.
have, every minute of every day. have, every minute of every day.	:58:39.	:58:43.
have, every minute of every day. have, every minute of every day.	:58:43.	:58:46.
You did it. Well done. I hear a You did it. Well done. I hear a	:58:47.	:58:47.
You did it. Well done. I hear a rumour and that you injured	:58:47.	:58:49.
rumour and that you injured rumour and that you injured	:58:49.	:58:49.
yourself. You almost did not make yourself. You almost did not make	:58:49.	:58:52.
yourself. You almost did not make yourself. You almost did not make	:58:53.	:58:54.
it on the show. Because I had to it on the show. Because I had to	:58:54.	:58:55.
it on the show. Because I had to it on the show. Because I had to	:58:55.	:58:57.
pretend I was in love with him, my pretend I was in love with him, my	:58:57.	:58:58.
pretend I was in love with him, my pretend I was in love with him, my	:58:59.	:59:00.
neck went into spasm. It was a big neck went into spasm. It was a big	:59:00.	:59:02.
neck went into spasm. It was a big neck went into spasm. It was a big	:59:02.	:59:03.
drama. I had to have Visio. Trying drama. I had to have Visio. Trying	:59:03.	:59:06.
drama. I had to have Visio. Trying to get into character. --	:59:06.	:59:11.
to get into character. -- to get into character. --	:59:11.	:59:14.
physiotherapy. You know what it is physiotherapy. You know what it is	:59:14.	:59:17.
physiotherapy. You know what it is physiotherapy. You know what it is	:59:17.	:59:22.
like. Well done. Alex, back to you. like. Well done. Alex, back to you.	:59:22.	:59:24.
like. Well done. Alex, back to you. I like that Nicole Scherzinger is	:59:24.	:59:25.
I like that Nicole Scherzinger is I like that Nicole Scherzinger is	:59:25.	:59:27.
juggling red noses in the juggling red noses in the	:59:27.	:59:29.
juggling red noses in the background. What have Cliff Richard	:59:29.	:59:30.
background. What have Cliff Richard background. What have Cliff Richard	:59:30.	:59:33.
background. What have Cliff Richard and Right Said Fred got in common?	:59:33.	:59:35.
and Right Said Fred got in common? and Right Said Fred got in common?	:59:35.	:59:36.
They are albums that Steve Jones They are albums that Steve Jones	:59:36.	:59:37.
They are albums that Steve Jones They are albums that Steve Jones	:59:37.	:59:40.
plays in his car and they have plays in his car and they have	:59:40.	:59:46.
recorded Comic Relief records. recorded Comic Relief records.	:59:46.	:59:49.
recorded Comic Relief records. Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day.	:59:49.	:59:51.
Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day. Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day.	:59:51.	:59:57.
Twenty-five years of Red Nose Day. It is totally famous for its songs.	:59:58.	:00:00.
It is totally famous for its songs. It is totally famous for its songs.	:00:00.	:00:10.
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My favourite memory? 1997, the My favourite memory? 1997, the	:00:11.	:00:12.
My favourite memory? 1997, the My favourite memory? 1997, the	:00:12.	:00:15.
Spice Girls. Who do you think you Spice Girls. Who do you think you	:00:15.	:00:17.
Spice Girls. Who do you think you Spice Girls. Who do you think you	:00:17.	:00:19.
are? I was in love with the Spice are? I was in love with the Spice	:00:19.	:00:20.
are? I was in love with the Spice are? I was in love with the Spice	:00:20.	:00:22.
Girls. He would you be?Scary Spice. Girls. He would you be?Scary Spice.	:00:22.	:00:28.
Girls. He would you be?Scary Spice. They are incredible. 2011, we were	:00:28.	:00:29.
They are incredible. 2011, we were They are incredible. 2011, we were	:00:29.	:00:36.
They are incredible. 2011, we were in love with Take That. Along comes	:00:36.	:00:41.
in love with Take That. Along comes in love with Take That. Along comes	:00:41.	:00:51.
Fake That. We had John Bishop, Fake That. We had John Bishop,	:00:51.	:00:52.
Fake That. We had John Bishop, Catherine Tate. You get red nose	:00:52.	:00:53.
Catherine Tate. You get red nose Catherine Tate. You get red nose	:00:53.	:00:56.
Catherine Tate. You get red nose magic. That is what we want. Peter	:00:56.	:01:06.
	:01:06.	:01:07.
magic. That is what we want. Peter magic. That is what we want. Peter	:01:07.	:01:09.
Cave. -- Kaye. All these people Cave. -- Kaye. All these people	:01:09.	:01:09.
Cave. -- Kaye. All these people kept coming along, from the	:01:09.	:01:13.
kept coming along, from the kept coming along, from the	:01:13.	:01:14.
kept coming along, from the Seventies. What a way to kill a	:01:14.	:01:15.
Seventies. What a way to kill a Seventies. What a way to kill a	:01:15.	:01:17.
perfectly good song stone dead. perfectly good song stone dead.	:01:17.	:01:20.
perfectly good song stone dead. When Ronnie Corbett was on the	:01:20.	:01:21.
When Ronnie Corbett was on the When Ronnie Corbett was on the	:01:21.	:01:22.
treadmill and dropped off it. treadmill and dropped off it.	:01:22.	:01:24.
treadmill and dropped off it. disappeared from view. I did not	:01:24.	:01:25.
disappeared from view. I did not disappeared from view. I did not	:01:25.	:01:30.
know whether it was an assassin. know whether it was an assassin.	:01:30.	:01:31.
know whether it was an assassin. There have been 16 singles. How	:01:31.	:01:32.
There have been 16 singles. How There have been 16 singles. How	:01:32.	:01:36.
There have been 16 singles. How many got to number one? 10. What is	:01:36.	:01:38.
many got to number one? 10. What is many got to number one? 10. What is	:01:38.	:01:40.
great is that One Direction, their great is that One Direction, their	:01:40.	:01:42.
great is that One Direction, their single has reached number one,	:01:42.	:01:44.
single has reached number one, single has reached number one,	:01:44.	:01:46.
making it the fastest-selling of making it the fastest-selling of	:01:46.	:01:47.
making it the fastest-selling of the Year. Give your money for	:01:47.	:01:54.
charity. charity.	:01:54.	:01:56.
charity. charity.	:01:56.	:01:57.
Well done to One Direction. I am Well done to One Direction. I am	:01:57.	:01:59.
laughing after Ronnie Corbett laughing after Ronnie Corbett	:01:59.	:02:01.
laughing after Ronnie Corbett laughing after Ronnie Corbett	:02:01.	:02:02.
laughing after Ronnie Corbett falling off the treadmill. Please	:02:02.	:02:03.
falling off the treadmill. Please falling off the treadmill. Please	:02:03.	:02:06.
falling off the treadmill. Please keep sending your donations.	:02:06.	:02:07.
keep sending your donations. keep sending your donations.	:02:07.	:02:10.
Details on the screen right now. Details on the screen right now.	:02:10.	:02:11.
Details on the screen right now. Details on the screen right now.	:02:11.	:02:14.
The mood in Shenanigans is the same, The mood in Shenanigans is the same,	:02:14.	:02:16.
The mood in Shenanigans is the same, it reeks of glamour and exclusivity.	:02:16.	:02:18.
it reeks of glamour and exclusivity. it reeks of glamour and exclusivity.	:02:18.	:02:19.
Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard. Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard.	:02:19.	:02:20.
Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard. Our bouncer turned away Sue Pollard.	:02:20.	:02:22.
If your name is on the list, you If your name is on the list, you	:02:22.	:02:28.
If your name is on the list, you are not coming in! Seriously, clean	:02:28.	:02:30.
are not coming in! Seriously, clean are not coming in! Seriously, clean	:02:30.	:02:31.
are not coming in! Seriously, clean the toilets. I tell you what, this	:02:31.	:02:32.
the toilets. I tell you what, this the toilets. I tell you what, this	:02:32.	:02:33.
the toilets. I tell you what, this little monkey knows how to	:02:33.	:02:35.
little monkey knows how to little monkey knows how to	:02:35.	:02:37.
gatecrash. Are you happy with that? gatecrash. Are you happy with that?	:02:37.	:02:39.
gatecrash. Are you happy with that? gatecrash. Are you happy with that?	:02:39.	:02:40.
I am happy with that. I wanted him I am happy with that. I wanted him	:02:40.	:02:44.
I am happy with that. I wanted him I am happy with that. I wanted him	:02:44.	:02:46.
I am happy with that. I wanted him to be there. Voting lines are done.	:02:46.	:02:51.
to be there. Voting lines are done. to be there. Voting lines are done.	:02:51.	:02:52.
to be there. Voting lines are done. You can start voting. Can I pet	:02:52.	:02:56.
You can start voting. Can I pet You can start voting. Can I pet	:02:56.	:02:58.
You can start voting. Can I pet You can start voting. Can I pet	:02:58.	:02:58.
him? Touch me all you like.What a him? Touch me all you like.What a	:02:58.	:03:00.
him? Touch me all you like.What a him? Touch me all you like.What a	:03:00.	:03:01.
him? Touch me all you like.What a strange show. I get to interview a	:03:01.	:03:03.
strange show. I get to interview a strange show. I get to interview a	:03:03.	:03:04.
strange show. I get to interview a fox and a monkey. I have a special	:03:04.	:03:08.
fox and a monkey. I have a special fox and a monkey. I have a special	:03:08.	:03:13.
treat. Look at the monitor. When treat. Look at the monitor. When	:03:13.	:03:14.
treat. Look at the monitor. When treat. Look at the monitor. When	:03:14.	:03:16.
you were five you went to ballet you were five you went to ballet	:03:16.	:03:16.
you were five you went to ballet you were five you went to ballet	:03:16.	:03:19.
class and at the end of term, they class and at the end of term, they	:03:19.	:03:20.
class and at the end of term, they said you were ballet material. You	:03:20.	:03:22.
said you were ballet material. You said you were ballet material. You	:03:22.	:03:24.
said you were ballet material. You said no, I want to stop. You said	:03:24.	:03:29.
said no, I want to stop. You said said no, I want to stop. You said	:03:29.	:03:29.
because it is pretentious. because it is pretentious.	:03:29.	:03:31.
because it is pretentious. wonderful Tom Conti. The father of	:03:31.	:03:33.
wonderful Tom Conti. The father of wonderful Tom Conti. The father of	:03:33.	:03:35.
wonderful Tom Conti. The father of Nina Conti. That is very nice!Good	:03:35.	:03:38.
Nina Conti. That is very nice!Good Nina Conti. That is very nice!Good	:03:38.	:03:40.
luck later on. Vanessa Feltz. I luck later on. Vanessa Feltz. I	:03:40.	:03:41.
luck later on. Vanessa Feltz. I have to ask, I cannot workout	:03:41.	:03:43.
have to ask, I cannot workout have to ask, I cannot workout	:03:43.	:03:43.
have to ask, I cannot workout whether you like or hated your	:03:43.	:03:47.
whether you like or hated your whether you like or hated your	:03:47.	:03:49.
performance. I do not know, either performance. I do not know, either	:03:49.	:03:50.
performance. I do not know, either it was exquisite, otherwise it	:03:50.	:03:51.
it was exquisite, otherwise it it was exquisite, otherwise it	:03:51.	:03:53.
it was exquisite, otherwise it might have been a hellish moment. I	:03:53.	:03:54.
might have been a hellish moment. I might have been a hellish moment. I	:03:54.	:03:55.
might have been a hellish moment. I will leave it to my family and	:03:55.	:03:57.
will leave it to my family and will leave it to my family and	:03:57.	:04:01.
friends. Where is the message from friends. Where is the message from	:04:01.	:04:02.
friends. Where is the message from friends. Where is the message from	:04:02.	:04:02.
my father? Are you still my father? my father? Are you still my father?	:04:02.	:04:03.
my father? Are you still my father? my father? Are you still my father?	:04:03.	:04:06.
He might not speak to me again! He might not speak to me again!	:04:06.	:04:08.
He might not speak to me again! He might not speak to me again!	:04:08.	:04:09.
it was fantastic. Good luck. We can it was fantastic. Good luck. We can	:04:09.	:04:12.
it was fantastic. Good luck. We can speak about last week. Rosemary	:04:12.	:04:14.
speak about last week. Rosemary speak about last week. Rosemary	:04:14.	:04:15.
performed. Many people said it was performed. Many people said it was	:04:15.	:04:17.
performed. Many people said it was performed. Many people said it was	:04:17.	:04:17.
the worst thing to happen in the the worst thing to happen in the	:04:17.	:04:18.
the worst thing to happen in the the worst thing to happen in the	:04:18.	:04:19.
history of the world. It was not history of the world. It was not	:04:19.	:04:20.
history of the world. It was not history of the world. It was not	:04:20.	:04:24.
that bad. It was close. This week, that bad. It was close. This week,	:04:24.	:04:25.
that bad. It was close. This week, that bad. It was close. This week,	:04:25.	:04:30.
that bad. It was close. This week, I said I would sing a song. I am	:04:30.	:04:31.
I said I would sing a song. I am I said I would sing a song. I am	:04:31.	:04:32.
I said I would sing a song. I am not going to sing on my own. Would	:04:32.	:04:36.
not going to sing on my own. Would not going to sing on my own. Would	:04:36.	:04:36.
not going to sing on my own. Would anybody sing with me? I will sing	:04:36.	:04:39.
anybody sing with me? I will sing anybody sing with me? I will sing	:04:39.	:04:49.
	:04:49.	:04:53.
anybody sing with me? I will sing with you. This is happening. Hit it.	:04:53.	:04:54.
with you. This is happening. Hit it. with you. This is happening. Hit it.	:04:54.	:05:02.
# Who knows what tomorrow brings? # Who knows what tomorrow brings?	:05:02.	:05:03.
# Who knows what tomorrow brings? # Who knows what tomorrow brings?	:05:03.	:05:06.
# Who knows what tomorrow brings? All I know is the way I feel, and	:05:06.	:05:08.
All I know is the way I feel, and All I know is the way I feel, and	:05:08.	:05:16.
All I know is the way I feel, and it is real. I keep it alive. The	:05:16.	:05:22.
it is real. I keep it alive. The it is real. I keep it alive. The	:05:22.	:05:23.
road is long. There are mountains. road is long. There are mountains.	:05:24.	:05:33.
	:05:34.	:05:36.
road is long. There are mountains. road is long. There are mountains.	:05:37.	:05:42.
In our way. Love lifts us up where In our way. Love lifts us up where	:05:42.	:05:45.
In our way. Love lifts us up where In our way. Love lifts us up where	:05:45.	:05:46.
we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On	:05:46.	:05:50.
we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On we belong. Where the Eagles fly. On	:05:50.	:05:51.
a mountain, high. Love lifts us up a mountain, high. Love lifts us up	:05:51.	:05:56.
a mountain, high. Love lifts us up a mountain, high. Love lifts us up	:05:56.	:05:59.
where we belong. The world we know, where we belong. The world we know,	:05:59.	:06:01.
where we belong. The world we know, up whether fair wind blows.	:06:01.	:06:07.
up whether fair wind blows. up whether fair wind blows.	:06:07.	:06:09.
up whether fair wind blows. APPLAUSE That is how you do it.	:06:09.	:06:10.
APPLAUSE That is how you do it. APPLAUSE That is how you do it.	:06:10.	:06:13.
APPLAUSE That is how you do it. APPLAUSE That is how you do it.	:06:13.	:06:18.
He has been desperate to do that. He has been desperate to do that.	:06:18.	:06:19.
He has been desperate to do that. Your donations also help people in	:06:19.	:06:24.
the UK. the UK.	:06:24.	:06:26.
the UK. The money you donate tonight helps	:06:26.	:06:28.
The money you donate tonight helps vulnerable people facing poverty,	:06:28.	:06:30.
vulnerable people facing poverty, discrimination, and disadvantage,	:06:30.	:06:32.
discrimination, and disadvantage, discrimination, and disadvantage,	:06:32.	:06:35.
discrimination, and disadvantage, to turn their lives around. Did you	:06:35.	:06:37.
to turn their lives around. Did you to turn their lives around. Did you	:06:37.	:06:39.
to turn their lives around. Did you know 40% of the money Comic Relief	:06:39.	:06:39.
know 40% of the money Comic Relief know 40% of the money Comic Relief	:06:40.	:06:42.
know 40% of the money Comic Relief raises get spent in the UK? These	:06:42.	:06:42.
raises get spent in the UK? These raises get spent in the UK? These	:06:42.	:06:46.
raises get spent in the UK? These are ways in which your money is	:06:46.	:06:47.
are ways in which your money is are ways in which your money is	:06:47.	:06:50.
helping to make a lasting change. helping to make a lasting change.	:06:50.	:06:51.
helping to make a lasting change. Helping people who have nowhere to	:06:51.	:06:54.
Helping people who have nowhere to Helping people who have nowhere to	:06:54.	:06:56.
Helping people who have nowhere to live. This is the most social thing	:06:56.	:06:56.
live. This is the most social thing live. This is the most social thing	:06:57.	:06:58.
live. This is the most social thing I do and for many people in the	:06:58.	:06:59.
I do and for many people in the I do and for many people in the	:06:59.	:07:00.
choir, it is the only communal choir, it is the only communal	:07:00.	:07:01.
choir, it is the only communal choir, it is the only communal	:07:01.	:07:02.
moment and it is for me as well moment and it is for me as well	:07:02.	:07:04.
moment and it is for me as well moment and it is for me as well	:07:04.	:07:05.
most of the time. Using sport to most of the time. Using sport to	:07:05.	:07:08.
most of the time. Using sport to make positive change. They come in,	:07:08.	:07:09.
make positive change. They come in, make positive change. They come in,	:07:09.	:07:11.
the friendship, it keeps you fit, the friendship, it keeps you fit,	:07:11.	:07:13.
the friendship, it keeps you fit, rather than being at home and	:07:13.	:07:14.
rather than being at home and rather than being at home and	:07:14.	:07:15.
hanging around on the streets, it hanging around on the streets, it	:07:15.	:07:16.
hanging around on the streets, it is great for them. Helping people	:07:17.	:07:19.
is great for them. Helping people is great for them. Helping people	:07:19.	:07:21.
to deal with addiction. Before I to deal with addiction. Before I	:07:21.	:07:22.
to deal with addiction. Before I to deal with addiction. Before I	:07:22.	:07:23.
came here I was an alcoholic and came here I was an alcoholic and	:07:23.	:07:24.
came here I was an alcoholic and they have changed my life. They	:07:24.	:07:26.
they have changed my life. They they have changed my life. They	:07:26.	:07:28.
have changed everything I used to have changed everything I used to	:07:28.	:07:32.
have changed everything I used to do. And supporting carers. We do	:07:32.	:07:34.
do. And supporting carers. We do do. And supporting carers. We do	:07:34.	:07:35.
activities and overnight stays. I activities and overnight stays. I	:07:35.	:07:37.
activities and overnight stays. I activities and overnight stays. I	:07:37.	:07:39.
enjoy coming here. It gives us a enjoy coming here. It gives us a	:07:39.	:07:40.
enjoy coming here. It gives us a break. But we simply cannot carry	:07:40.	:07:42.
break. But we simply cannot carry break. But we simply cannot carry	:07:42.	:07:42.
break. But we simply cannot carry out the crucial work in the UK	:07:42.	:07:43.
out the crucial work in the UK out the crucial work in the UK	:07:43.	:07:49.
out the crucial work in the UK without your help. Please don't	:07:49.	:07:50.
without your help. Please don't without your help. Please don't	:07:50.	:07:55.
eight. It will make a difference. eight. It will make a difference.	:07:55.	:07:56.
eight. It will make a difference. eight. It will make a difference.	:07:56.	:07:58.
Pick up the telephone and text the Pick up the telephone and text the	:07:58.	:08:01.
Pick up the telephone and text the Pick up the telephone and text the	:08:01.	:08:02.
word yes. It will cost �5 plus the word yes. It will cost �5 plus the	:08:02.	:08:08.
standard network message charge. standard network message charge.	:08:08.	:08:11.
standard network message charge. Ask permission from the bill payer.	:08:11.	:08:13.
Ask permission from the bill payer. Ask permission from the bill payer.	:08:13.	:08:14.
Ask permission from the bill payer. And now the results are coming up	:08:14.	:08:15.
And now the results are coming up And now the results are coming up	:08:15.	:08:17.
And now the results are coming up shortly. While we wait, we have a	:08:17.	:08:18.
shortly. While we wait, we have a shortly. While we wait, we have a	:08:18.	:08:20.
treat. Millions of people around treat. Millions of people around	:08:20.	:08:22.
treat. Millions of people around treat. Millions of people around	:08:22.	:08:22.
the world would give anything to be the world would give anything to be	:08:22.	:08:26.
the world would give anything to be in the studio. No, not because	:08:26.	:08:27.
in the studio. No, not because in the studio. No, not because	:08:27.	:08:29.
Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher. Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher.	:08:29.	:08:31.
Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher. Vanessa Feltz is dressed as Cher.	:08:31.	:08:32.
It is because of the next Star, the It is because of the next Star, the	:08:32.	:08:34.
It is because of the next Star, the It is because of the next Star, the	:08:34.	:08:35.
face on every bedroom wall in the face on every bedroom wall in the	:08:35.	:08:37.
face on every bedroom wall in the face on every bedroom wall in the	:08:37.	:08:38.
world, including my own! It is the world, including my own! It is the	:08:38.	:08:48.
	:08:48.	:08:50.
# You're beautiful, beautiful, you # You're beautiful, beautiful, you	:08:50.	:08:51.
should know it. should know it.	:08:51.	:08:53.
# You're beautiful,beautiful, you # You're beautiful,beautiful, you	:08:53.	:08:55.
should know it. should know it.	:08:56.	:08:57.
should know it. should know it.	:08:57.	:08:57.
# I think it's time, think it's # I think it's time, think it's	:08:57.	:09:00.
# I think it's time, think it's time that you show it.	:09:00.	:09:06.
time that you show it. # You're beautiful, beautiful.	:09:06.	:09:07.
# You're beautiful, beautiful. # You're beautiful, beautiful.	:09:07.	:09:08.
# You're beautiful, beautiful. # Well, baby, what you doing, where	:09:08.	:09:09.
# Well, baby, what you doing, where # Well, baby, what you doing, where	:09:09.	:09:10.
you at? Where you at? you at? Where you at?	:09:10.	:09:11.
you at? Where you at? you at? Where you at?	:09:11.	:09:11.
# Why you acting so shy, holding # Why you acting so shy, holding	:09:11.	:09:12.
back, holding back? back, holding back?	:09:12.	:09:13.
back, holding back? back, holding back?	:09:13.	:09:15.
# We're not the only ones doing it like that.	:09:15.	:09:16.
like that. like that.	:09:16.	:09:21.
# So, DJ, bring that back. # So, DJ, bring that back.	:09:22.	:09:23.
# So, DJ, bring that back. # So, DJ, bring that back.	:09:23.	:09:23.
# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,	:09:23.	:09:27.
# Cos all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.	:09:27.	:09:28.
world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.	:09:28.	:09:28.
world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,	:09:29.	:09:29.
# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,	:09:30.	:09:35.
world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.	:09:36.	:09:37.
world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.	:09:37.	:09:37.
# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,	:09:37.	:09:42.
# Cos all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.	:09:42.	:09:43.
world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.	:09:43.	:09:44.
world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,	:09:44.	:09:45.
# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,	:09:45.	:09:52.
world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.	:09:52.	:09:53.
world, they're no different than us. # You're crazy girl, crazy girl,	:09:53.	:09:56.
# You're crazy girl, crazy girl, you should know it.	:09:56.	:09:57.
you should know it. you should know it.	:09:57.	:09:58.
# You're crazy girl, crazy girl, # You're crazy girl, crazy girl,	:09:58.	:09:59.
don't control it. don't control it.	:10:00.	:10:00.
don't control it. don't control it.	:10:01.	:10:09.
# Light it up, light it up, so explosive.	:10:09.	:10:10.
explosive. explosive.	:10:10.	:10:11.
# You're crazy girl, crazy girl, girl.	:10:11.	:10:12.
girl. girl.	:10:12.	:10:12.
girl. # Well, baby what you doing, where	:10:12.	:10:13.
you at? you at?	:10:13.	:10:14.
you at? you at?	:10:14.	:10:15.
# Why you acting so shy, holding # Why you acting so shy, holding	:10:15.	:10:16.
back, holding back? back, holding back?	:10:16.	:10:17.
back, holding back? back, holding back?	:10:17.	:10:22.
# We're not the only ones doing it like that.	:10:22.	:10:23.
like that. like that.	:10:23.	:10:25.
like that. # So DJ bring that, bring that back.	:10:25.	:10:26.
# So DJ bring that, bring that back. # So DJ bring that, bring that back.	:10:26.	:10:27.
# So DJ bring that, bring that back. # Cos all around the world people	:10:27.	:10:28.
# Cos all around the world people want to be loved.	:10:28.	:10:29.
want to be loved. want to be loved.	:10:29.	:10:30.
want to be loved. # And all around the world, world,	:10:30.	:10:31.
# And all around the world, world, # And all around the world, world,	:10:31.	:10:37.
world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.	:10:37.	:10:38.
world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.	:10:38.	:10:39.
# And all around the world, world, # And all around the world, world,	:10:39.	:10:49.
	:10:49.	:10:56.
# And all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.	:10:56.	:10:57.
world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.	:10:57.	:10:58.
world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,	:10:58.	:10:59.
# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,	:10:59.	:10:59.
world,they're no different than us. world,they're no different than us.	:10:59.	:11:00.
world,they're no different than us. world,they're no different than us.	:11:01.	:11:01.
# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,	:11:01.	:11:02.
# Cos all around the world, world, world, people want to be loved.	:11:02.	:11:03.
world, people want to be loved. world, people want to be loved.	:11:03.	:11:04.
world, people want to be loved. # Cos all around the world, world,	:11:04.	:11:05.
# Cos all around the world, world, # Cos all around the world, world,	:11:05.	:11:09.
world, they're no different than us. world, they're no different than us.	:11:09.	:11:13.
world, they're no different than us. # Cos ll around the world.	:11:13.	:11:17.
# Cos ll around the world. APPLAUSE Steve Jones favourite,	:11:17.	:11:21.
Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber.	:11:21.	:11:23.
Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber.	:11:23.	:11:24.
These cards hold the results of the These cards hold the results of the	:11:24.	:11:26.
These cards hold the results of the These cards hold the results of the	:11:26.	:11:26.
vote. They are the free passes into vote. They are the free passes into	:11:27.	:11:29.
vote. They are the free passes into vote. They are the free passes into	:11:29.	:11:31.
a world of wonder and dreams, next a world of wonder and dreams, next	:11:31.	:11:32.
a world of wonder and dreams, next week's final. These are the golden	:11:32.	:11:33.
week's final. These are the golden week's final. These are the golden	:11:33.	:11:39.
tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five	:11:39.	:11:41.
tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five tickets. I am Willy Wonka. Five	:11:41.	:11:42.
performed but only two can make it performed but only two can make it	:11:42.	:11:43.
performed but only two can make it performed but only two can make it	:11:43.	:11:48.
to the final. Which two will it be? to the final. Which two will it be?	:11:48.	:11:49.
to the final. Which two will it be? to the final. Which two will it be?	:11:49.	:11:52.
And Boom boom boom, let me hear you And Boom boom boom, let me hear you	:11:52.	:11:56.
And Boom boom boom, let me hear you say way-oh. Please welcome the	:11:56.	:11:57.
say way-oh. Please welcome the say way-oh. Please welcome the	:11:57.	:12:07.
	:12:07.	:12:30.
celebrity dancer's back to the There they are. The two acts with	:12:30.	:12:31.
There they are. The two acts with There they are. The two acts with	:12:31.	:12:31.
There they are. The two acts with the fewest votes will be asked to	:12:31.	:12:32.
the fewest votes will be asked to the fewest votes will be asked to	:12:32.	:12:33.
leave the stage, to burn their leave the stage, to burn their	:12:33.	:12:34.
leave the stage, to burn their leave the stage, to burn their	:12:34.	:12:35.
Lycra and move away from the leg- Lycra and move away from the leg-	:12:35.	:12:36.
Lycra and move away from the leg- warmers. But the act with the	:12:36.	:12:37.
warmers. But the act with the warmers. But the act with the	:12:37.	:12:38.
highest number of public votes will highest number of public votes will	:12:38.	:12:39.
highest number of public votes will have a guaranteed place in the	:12:39.	:12:40.
Final. Final.	:12:40.	:12:41.
Final. Acts, are you ready? Audience, are	:12:41.	:12:43.
Acts, are you ready? Audience, are Acts, are you ready? Audience, are	:12:43.	:12:52.
you ready? Nicole, are you ready? you ready? Nicole, are you ready?	:12:52.	:12:56.
you ready? Nicole, are you ready? you ready? Nicole, are you ready?	:12:56.	:13:02.
Get on with it. Good. Here we go. Get on with it. Good. Here we go.	:13:02.	:13:03.
Get on with it. Good. Here we go. The first act to leave the	:13:03.	:13:13.
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Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. The Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. The	:13:21.	:13:22.
Ore Oduba and Sonali Shah. The second act to leave Let's Dance	:13:22.	:13:28.
second act to leave Let's Dance second act to leave Let's Dance	:13:28.	:13:32.
is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey. is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey.	:13:32.	:13:33.
is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey. is... Nina Conti. Blame the monkey.	:13:33.	:13:35.
We would like to give you the We would like to give you the	:13:35.	:13:35.
opportunity to leave the opportunity to leave the	:13:35.	:13:37.
opportunity to leave the competition with dignity, but that	:13:37.	:13:38.
competition with dignity, but that competition with dignity, but that	:13:39.	:13:40.
competition with dignity, but that is not an option. It you would like	:13:40.	:13:41.
is not an option. It you would like is not an option. It you would like	:13:41.	:13:51.
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is not an option. It you would like to just go, that it would be great.	:13:59.	:14:09.
	:14:09.	:14:15.
to just go, that it would be great. Three acts left. The act with the	:14:15.	:14:16.
Three acts left. The act with the Three acts left. The act with the	:14:16.	:14:17.
most public votes and going most public votes and going	:14:17.	:14:27.
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most public votes and going She is stunned. Brilliant. Just two	:14:48.	:14:54.
She is stunned. Brilliant. Just two She is stunned. Brilliant. Just two	:14:54.	:14:55.
Act remain. Youth are the runners Act remain. Youth are the runners	:14:55.	:14:57.
Act remain. Youth are the runners Act remain. Youth are the runners	:14:57.	:14:59.
up. One of you will join Jodie in up. One of you will join Jodie in	:14:59.	:15:00.
up. One of you will join Jodie in up. One of you will join Jodie in	:15:00.	:15:01.
the final on 9th March. The panel the final on 9th March. The panel	:15:01.	:15:04.
the final on 9th March. The panel will have the deciding vote. To	:15:04.	:15:05.
will have the deciding vote. To will have the deciding vote. To	:15:05.	:15:06.
will have the deciding vote. To help you make the decision, here is	:15:06.	:15:16.
	:15:16.	:15:53.
MUSIC: "Turn Back Time". One at you will be joining Jodie in	:15:53.	:15:55.
One at you will be joining Jodie in One at you will be joining Jodie in	:15:55.	:15:56.
One at you will be joining Jodie in the final next week, but who will	:15:56.	:15:58.
the final next week, but who will the final next week, but who will	:15:58.	:15:59.
the final next week, but who will the final next week, but who will	:15:59.	:16:00.
it be? I am glad it is not my it be? I am glad it is not my	:16:00.	:16:01.
it be? I am glad it is not my it be? I am glad it is not my	:16:01.	:16:02.
decision. Let's go to the judge in decision. Let's go to the judge in	:16:02.	:16:04.
decision. Let's go to the judge in decision. Let's go to the judge in	:16:04.	:16:06.
Panel, Lee Mack? It is a very Panel, Lee Mack? It is a very	:16:06.	:16:07.
Panel, Lee Mack? It is a very important thing we are deciding, it	:16:07.	:16:08.
important thing we are deciding, it important thing we are deciding, it	:16:08.	:16:11.
important thing we are deciding, it could change the face of the planet.	:16:11.	:16:12.
could change the face of the planet. could change the face of the planet.	:16:12.	:16:19.
could change the face of the planet. They were both so good. I would go	:16:19.	:16:23.
They were both so good. I would go They were both so good. I would go	:16:23.	:16:25.
They were both so good. I would go They were both so good. I would go	:16:25.	:16:26.
so far as to say it was a share and so far as to say it was a share and	:16:26.	:16:31.
so far as to say it was a share and so far as to say it was a share and	:16:31.	:16:36.
share alike. I am going to go with share alike. I am going to go with	:16:36.	:16:39.
share alike. I am going to go with share alike. I am going to go with	:16:39.	:16:40.
Lee Nelson. You could make a break Lee Nelson. You could make a break	:16:40.	:16:41.
Lee Nelson. You could make a break Vanessa's heart? So much going	:16:41.	:16:43.
Vanessa's heart? So much going Vanessa's heart? So much going	:16:43.	:16:50.
through my head right now. Lee through my head right now. Lee	:16:50.	:16:52.
through my head right now. Lee Nelson's dans was very popular. But	:16:52.	:16:54.
Nelson's dans was very popular. But Nelson's dans was very popular. But	:16:54.	:16:58.
I just cannot thinking about you, I just cannot thinking about you,	:16:58.	:16:59.
I just cannot thinking about you, I just cannot thinking about you,	:16:59.	:17:01.
Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think	:17:01.	:17:02.
Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think Venessa Feltz. I am trying to think	:17:02.	:17:03.
about the one I want to see again, about the one I want to see again,	:17:03.	:17:05.
about the one I want to see again, about the one I want to see again,	:17:05.	:17:10.
this is the thing. And there is no this is the thing. And there is no	:17:10.	:17:10.
this is the thing. And there is no personal dealings. Unless he want	:17:10.	:17:11.
personal dealings. Unless he want personal dealings. Unless he want	:17:11.	:17:12.
personal dealings. Unless he want to come round and do the dance.	:17:12.	:17:15.
to come round and do the dance. to come round and do the dance.	:17:15.	:17:17.
to come round and do the dance. is not allowed. I have got a cannon.	:17:17.	:17:18.
is not allowed. I have got a cannon. is not allowed. I have got a cannon.	:17:18.	:17:21.
is not allowed. I have got a cannon. I am going to go with Venessa Feltz.	:17:21.	:17:24.
I am going to go with Venessa Feltz. I am going to go with Venessa Feltz.	:17:24.	:17:24.
I am going to go with Venessa Feltz. Going down to the wire. This never	:17:24.	:17:26.
Going down to the wire. This never Going down to the wire. This never	:17:26.	:17:27.
happens, apart from last week and happens, apart from last week and	:17:27.	:17:30.
happens, apart from last week and happens, apart from last week and	:17:30.	:17:31.
the week before. You are asking me the week before. You are asking me	:17:31.	:17:33.
the week before. You are asking me to choose between channelling the	:17:33.	:17:35.
to choose between channelling the to choose between channelling the	:17:35.	:17:36.
80s, sexy strutting and a future 80s, sexy strutting and a future	:17:36.	:17:39.
80s, sexy strutting and a future contender for the Royal Ballet.	:17:39.	:17:41.
contender for the Royal Ballet. contender for the Royal Ballet.	:17:41.	:17:44.
Impossible. You are the only proper Impossible. You are the only proper	:17:44.	:17:45.
Impossible. You are the only proper Impossible. You are the only proper	:17:45.	:17:47.
judge. The it is so hard, can't I judge. The it is so hard, can't I	:17:47.	:17:51.
judge. The it is so hard, can't I judge. The it is so hard, can't I	:17:52.	:17:53.
just have them both? I love Vanessa, just have them both? I love Vanessa,	:17:53.	:17:58.
just have them both? I love Vanessa, just have them both? I love Vanessa,	:17:58.	:18:01.
she knows I love her. My edge is she knows I love her. My edge is	:18:01.	:18:05.
she knows I love her. My edge is edging their Lee Nelson. Venessa	:18:05.	:18:09.
edging their Lee Nelson. Venessa edging their Lee Nelson. Venessa	:18:09.	:18:10.
Feltz, commiserations. It is over, Feltz, commiserations. It is over,	:18:10.	:18:13.
Feltz, commiserations. It is over, Feltz, commiserations. It is over,	:18:14.	:18:14.
off you go. Lee Nelson, we will see off you go. Lee Nelson, we will see	:18:14.	:18:22.
I think she is relieved. That's it, I think she is relieved. That's it,	:18:22.	:18:24.
I think she is relieved. That's it, I think she is relieved. That's it,	:18:24.	:18:26.
we have our last two finalists will we have our last two finalists will	:18:26.	:18:29.
we have our last two finalists will we have our last two finalists will	:18:29.	:18:30.
stop next week they would join the stop next week they would join the	:18:30.	:18:32.
stop next week they would join the stop next week they would join the	:18:32.	:18:33.
2013 Grand Final. It promises to be 2013 Grand Final. It promises to be	:18:33.	:18:34.
2013 Grand Final. It promises to be a mite of unparalleled act Dan's	:18:34.	:18:36.
intensity. intensity.	:18:36.	:18:38.
intensity. intensity.	:18:38.	:18:41.
If you miss it, the earth will fall If you miss it, the earth will fall	:18:41.	:18:42.
If you miss it, the earth will fall If you miss it, the earth will fall	:18:42.	:18:43.
off its axis and crash into the sump.	:18:43.	:18:44.
sump. sump.	:18:44.	:18:47.
Don't forget to keep on donating. Don't forget to keep on donating.	:18:47.	:18:49.
Don't forget to keep on donating. Don't forget to keep on donating.	:18:49.	:18:50.
To dance us out, it is the winner, To dance us out, it is the winner,	:18:51.	:19:00.
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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 105 seconds	:19:01.	:20:50.
If MUSIC: "Word Up". Don't forget, Jodie it will be back	:20:50.	:20:51.
Don't forget, Jodie it will be back Don't forget, Jodie it will be back	:20:51.	:20:53.
Don't forget, Jodie it will be back next week in the Grand Final. But	:20:53.	:20:54.
next week in the Grand Final. But next week in the Grand Final. But	:20:54.	:20:55.
he will be the champion? he will be the champion?	:20:55.	:20:58.

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