Episode 4 Let's Sing & Dance for Comic Relief

Welcome to the final of Let's Sing and Dance for Comic Relief.

They are about to Bang Bang into the room, here's your

Oh my life! Now... Thank you so much for that. Have you come back from a

show business skydive today? Extraordinary outfit. I'm a skater

from the Soviet era. You know flash Gordon died in that outfit? What I

love is the weather forecast, lightning on the right boot, stormy

showers on this side. Just have to do that slightly. Hello! That's

really bunching. LAUGHTER Oh dear, oh dear. Come along, come

along. Yes, I said final of Let's Sing

and Dance for Comic Relief. to this very moment,

sweat and lycra have all led Tonight, our six finalists

will shimmy, shake, sing and, on occasion, swing for your pleasure

- all vying to win the series and get their jazz hands

on our coveted trophy, although it's not easy to hold

if you're doing jazz hands! Tonight, it's all to play

for and the decision lies on your shoulders,

Mr and Mrs viewer. Can you stop being

so hetro-normative? Viewers, you and only you get

to decide who will be the winner of Let's Sing and Dance

for Comic Relief 2017. It's one big decision,

so let's see who'll be crossing swords in the Comic Relief Ruckus

tonight... Hoping to Shake Shake Shake the room

for you one last time - it's Kiss FM superstar DJs Rickie

Melvin. Setting your pulses racing

and hearts aflutter tonight - it's the stars of Casualty and Holby

City. Proving that the final chase

is truly on - it's The Chasers. She got off to a swinging start

and now wants to land a pitch-perfect finish -

it's comedian Sara Pascoe. Sending you completely

Gaga, one last time - And finally, getting her freak

on like only she can - Plus, all our star acts

and community groups nationwide have been having 'The Time

of Their Lives' And Comic Relief All that, plus - hashtag -

'super-cool' superstars Dua Lipa and Zara Larsson are both

here with their latest singles! But if that wasn't enough -

and really, it should be - we've got a perfect panel

who are just itching... Oh, I didn't read

the autocue properly - itching to offer up their thoughts

on our fabulous finalists! Please give a very warm

welcome to Jason Manford, "Don't Stop the Party"

by Pitbull (feat TJR) Good moves from the panel as well.

Welcome you quality panel. You've got your work cut out this evening.

Well, tonight, panel - quite frankly, I hate to be

the voice of doom, but it doesn't really matter what you think,

I hope you've used a travel card and get expenses down. Because it's the

viewers who will decide the winner. And you'll be able to vote

for your favourite by phone, Quite a big chunk coming up, mate. I

might go and charge my phone. All you have to do is sign

in or register to vote now And for the last time,

the vote opens later in the show. That was quick. I'm telling you

about that now. Well, it's time to begin the biggest

battle the entertainment industry has seen since Sue and I tussled

over the final Jaffa Cake It's not marmalade, Mel -

it's a disc of orange gel! Take a biscuit, biscuit oatcake.

I'll stick with HMRC, it's a cake. You have your own view and I have

mine. Carry on. First to perform tonight,

they could cause trouble in my neighbourhood any time,

if you know what I mean! It's the People's Princes,

Rickie and Melvin! Ricky and Melvin! Melbourne. Ricky.

Why are you doing it in slow motion? I don't make the rules. OK. Rickie

and Melvin! 854 in the morning. Thanks to everyone who voted for us.

Charlie, did you see it? Incredible commits the best thing I've ever

seen. # Living with your anti-and uncle in

Bel-Air. Our last performance couldn't have gone better. There has

been a lot of love for the Whigs which is why we've been wearing

them. People want the full package, Oz and the Whigs. It's not just

about the Whigs. You are live on Kiss FM. My days, the

performance on Comic Relief, best thing ever. Do you know if the wigs

will be doing any public appearances? The wigs got to get

their own TV show. Or film. Charlie? Sorry, now. They've got

more followers than as an Instagram. Who set up their account? Mum, what

are you doing here? I came to see my two favoured boys. Finally somebody

who appreciate us for us. Selfie? Lower, lower, lower... There. Do you

know what, I've had enough of this, we need to ditch these wigs. Bruno

Mars loves them, Simon Cowell, even Rhianna ask me to come to her pool

party. Rhianna? Pool party? Let's keep the wigs.

Performing a Will Smith Medley, it's Rickie Melvin!

# My life got flipped-turned upside down

# I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

# In west Philadelphia born and raised

# On the playground was where I spent most of my days

# Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

# And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

# When a couple of guys who were up to no good

# Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

# I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

# She said, "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

# Let me see ya just bounce it with me

# Come on, let me see ya just slide with me

# Come on, let me see ya take a walk with me

# Yo, back up now and give a brother room

# The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom

# My life is a cage but on stage I'm free

# Slow down girl, you're 'bout to hurt somebody

# Hold up, yo let's get just one thing clear

# There's only one reason why I came here

# Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a

# Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a

# Ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a

# I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

APPLAUSE CHEERING

So good. That was so good, do you know Lionel Richie wrote a song

especially about your wigs? Or nylon! That's good!

Could these two Fresh Princes be crowned Kings tonight?

I mean from the audience reaction alone. CHEERING

Great, great performance. Lots of nostalgia. Great memories of the

original. They love them, they love them.

Did that performance make you want to Get Jiggy Wig It?!

Yes, I thought it was great, great performances from U2. I thought the

two guides underneath were great as well. It's nice. Will Smith is

nostalgic, from a more innocent time, Will Smith is like if Jay-Z

was born and raised in or something. Absolutely fantastic. --

performances from you two. Did they make you want to rip off your suit

to reveal something underneath? Mercy, Mercy, Mercy me. I feel

sometimes my life is a cage. But on stage you were freed. And you freed

me. It was a delight, a joy, and a fitting tribute to a man who, let's

be honest, was better then than an hour. Strong words. Let's move on.

So if you thought Rickie and Melvin were wickey-wickey wild-wild,

then take down these all-important details to vote for them

as your winners of Let's Sing and Dance for Comic Relief.

But you'll have to continue chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool

until the vote opens later on in the show.

I got a chunk of stuff coming up now. I'll see you later.

Calls will cost 15p, plus any network access charge.

The vote opens after all our acts have performed.

Please don't vote now, as it won't count and you may be charged.

You can also sign in or register to vote now for free online

While our stars line up backstage to oversee the photoshopping

of their publicity photos, we here at Let's Sing Dance

for Comic Relief are proud to say that your donations have so far

And there's still time to raise even more money!

So here's Mel to tell us how we can donate to Comic Relief.

Or if you want to donate ?20, then text GIVE to 70220.

The great thing is that the money you raise goes directly

to helping people right here in the UK, and and in some

of the poorest communities around the world, and it really does make

The information you need is being projected onto my

Remember, you must be 16 or over, and please remember to ask

Otherwise they'll be very angry. Posture at all times.

Right, next up, we've had the results back

from the lab and we're in need of another dose.

They've been furiously scrubbing their scrubs

for the past two weeks - it's the stars of

Cizzy. Tony. Amanda Henderson. That looked painful. Is there a doctor in

the house? Not you. A real doctor. -- Chizzy. Being a part of Let's

Sing and Dance for Comic Relief has been a great experience. In fact I

think it'll help us bring more theatricality to our performances in

Holby and Casualty. Please, don't do this. Why not? Because I love you.

It's too late. What do you want? # I Wanna Dance With Somebody.

That! Yes, we love acting, but we also like shaking our booties. How

are you feeling today? I've been better. Robin, let's get an IV line

and a blood pressure reading, too. # Pressure!

# Pushing down on me, pressing down on you...

# That's OK. What? Is that OK? Cut! It is not

easy doing a serious scene and a co-star keeps bursting into song!

# I want to dance with somebody! # I want to feel the heat with

somebody. # Yes, I want to dance with

somebody! My back has gone. Not again!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Performing Bruno Mars'

'Uptown Funk' it's the stars # Won't you help me Doctor beat?

# Would you help me dock the beta? Dock, dock the beat.

# I'm too hot (hot damn)

# I'm too hot (hot damn)

# 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

# Saturday night and we in the spot

# Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Come on over and dust yourselves down. That was incredible. Well

done, my love! Matron! Use should be chuffed, that was amazing.

Or an irresponsible use of valuable key workers?

I would never say that was an irresponsible use of key workers, if

that was the scene on the maternity unit when I gave birth, the baby

would have been a lot quicker and easier! Not usually a fan of indoor

hats but I will make an exception. It was not just Uptown Funk, it was

down town and brilliant! Rufus Hound. These three folk have the

temerity to claim Uptown Funk but I think you will find it was Holby

City and Casualty that gave it to us. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. As far as

I am aware, there is no known cure! We have all been infected now! I am

riddled. Shall we bring out the screen?

Has operation 'funk you up' been a success?

I wish I was sick more often! It was great, you've got to be having a

great time and the audience was onside and the outfits were great

and you are but a lot of work into the song and the movement, just

brilliant. Really great. Lovely stuff. Thank you for that resounding

affirmative from the panel. So if you thought the stars

of Casualty and Holby City were Ultra Sound and you want

to vote for them as your winners, Stop, collaborate and listen,

as still to come... Who's been keeping a close

eye on her competition. Who've been using their

rehearsals to really bond. Plus, people across the UK

join together to have All that, plus - Comic Relief

reports from Reggie Yates in Kenya And performances from

Dua Lipa and Zara Larsson. Now, our third act tonight

celebrated their Wizard of Oz win with a night out on the yellow-brick

tiles and ended up The vixen, the Doctor destroy, the

governess and the beast! It is The Chasers. You have just had a bit out

of shot, get down a bit. That is it. In a city, in a library, in the

nonfiction section, four of the world's most brilliant... Guys,

where is the vixen? That is fine, now, where were we? In a movie to

end all movies... No, no, it is not a disaster movie, guys. It is

definitely not a romance! Sorry. It is a movie about a dream. Four

dreams. Because sometimes, all it takes is a lion suit, silver spray

paint, sunstroke and a fetching gingham dress to discover the real

you. The Chasers! But now, these geniuses, destiny calls them. As

four mega minds step into the final... Guys! It says Paul! See

that handle? Yes, you got it. They are not as smart as they look, are

they?! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

Performing A Wizard of Oz medley - it's The Chasers!

# There's a land I once heard of once in a lullaby

# I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers

# And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'

# When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle

# Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,

# I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion

# But I could show my prowess be a lion not a mowess

# If ever a wiz there was If ever, oh ever a wiz there was

# Because, because, because, because, because

# Because of the wonderful things he does

I will get you and your little dog as well! Agh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Come on over, loves!

Still in character. Well done! Come on, governess! I have noticed your

spout is smoking! A built-up area. It is lovely. Rufus...

Do you think we may have seen a thawing of the old

Sorry! It had courage, it had brains, it had heart. But maybe you

had them all along. It was absolutely charming, really

gorgeous, and I had been warned and I did not listen, I should not have

said Lesley Joseph three times in the mirror before I set out. Never

do it, I have learned my lesson! Never do it, I have

learned my lesson! Trophy Chase is, all day long.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. The site looks great, the costumes,

they are wonderful. And talent, lovely voice, Dorothy. Fabulous, and

it just looked like you were all having great fun. But when you get

back, Wilber contestant still be afraid of you? Oh, yes! Katy... Are

you melting? I am wearing a foil jacket! You are used to seeing

people straightlaced and it is like that feeling when the teachers do an

end of term show at school! It felt like that, but it was lovely,

fantastic singing. I have faced the Doctor story and I was hoping I

would have ammunition to be mean but I cannot, it was too brilliant, well

done. Lovely comments. Still smoking! I love it! He does that

when he gets excited! Sending out signals!

So if you think The Chasers have poured a bucket of water over

the rest of the competition and deserve to win and meet

the wonderful Wizard of Oz, then you need to vote for them.

But remember, don't vote yet - or I'll set

Next up is a girl who we last saw swinging from a chandelier.

That's what happens when you get your skirt gets caught on a prop.

Sara Pascoe. Sara Pascoe. That is going to be expensive! Sorry! I have

made it to the final, which is brilliant. Now what I think I need

is a really emotional film about me to make sure that the public vote.

For me! I am Sara Pascoe. Here I am walking barefoot through a meadow. I

am so interesting! But still likeable. When I was a child, all I

ever wanted to beat was really, really rich, but I also liked and

dancing. These shots of an empty done studio to set the scene. Look,

it is me warming up, don't I looked determined, hungry and, hungry West

remark -- hungry? Oh, no, that doesn't look good. And the music has

gone all sat, I don't want to fail! This is the emotional bit and I

asked them to stop filming me. Sorry, can we stop filming the

interview?! Oh, dear, now I am stored by a window. Have I really

given up? Not a chance! Look how hard I am working, maybe I can do

this. Go, Sara! Yes! I love water, it is so wet! It is on my face. Now

I am out by a lake, I am ready. And this is the perfect time to fade to

black. Lovely. Vote for Sara! Performing Sia's Chandelier -

it's Sara Pascoe! # Can't feel anything,

when will I learn # I'm gonna swing from

the chandelier, from the chandelier # I'm gonna live like

tomorrow doesn't exist # I'm gonna fly like

a bird through the night, # I'm gonna swing from

the chandelier, from the chandelier # I'm gonna swing from

the chandelier, from the chandelier # I'm gonna live like

tomorrow doesn't exist # I'm gonna fly like

a bird through the night, # I'm gonna swing

from the chandelier, Hanging from a chandelier,

incredible work, what a vocal. Katie, Wilshere swing into pole

position? Isn't she a brilliant singer? Also, the only person to

have done some acrobatics. I read an an interview used to performing old

peoples homes, is that where you perfected this act? Walking on

people to get a chandelier? Jason, does a bigwig equal a big win? Yes.

5-1! Sara's one of my favourite comics,

she's very funny, written a brilliant book, fantastic on tour.

To have another thing you're good at is really annoying. She's too good

at stuff. Multitalented. You're the first person to do something by

yourself. Exposed, exposed. The video was funny, the performance was

great, I love the singing voice as well. I'm going to cry in it. It's

the best day of my life. Jason is drunk a few litres of cider.

Wilshere walk over the competition tonight question much is already

walked over some dancers! And saying it had a profound effect on me but

midway through God spoke directly to me. She said everything apart from

Love is a human construct. Strong. It was profound. That panel was a

lot more intense than I was expecting.

If Sara is your Let's Sing Dance for Comic Relief winner,

This is the number, on your screen now.

But you mustn't vote yet, as it's not open and I'll come

over and mess around with your light fittings!

Swing your way over to the posh seats.

So far, four acts have left their credibility in the car

Two more are putting their pride aside backstage, hoping they're

But let's remember why we are all here, and that's

And here's how the money you have raised has helped over 12 million

Your money has been hard at work across the UK. It finds people whose

lives are really hard and tries to help. You've provided comfort to

families experiencing grief. Zara's husband, Lee, took his own life

after a struggle with depression. I felt I'd been crushed, the shock was

just... Takes the breath out of you. When Pete Strachan 's got involved,

it was like, there is some hope. -- Pete's Dragons. You've enjoyed young

carers get a break from their responsibilities. Becker has been a

registered carer since he was five. Sometimes I can't help my mum

because she's very hurting. I calm her down if she's upset. A project

you fund means she can meet other young carers and have some time for

herself. You've given young people brighter futures. David found

himself on the streets as a young teenager. You don't understand your

emotions so you bottle it up, you don't now how to cope with some

things. Now I feel I have a chance of really turning my life around.

You felt older people feel less alone. Like Derek, who sadly lost

his wife to dementia last year. I felt absolutely empty. Now starts

the loneliest part of my life. I'm very pleased that I can find a place

like the luncheon club and get over this feeling of loneliness. Your

cash has reached over 12 million people in need

across the UK. Dealing with all sorts of tough things. From

depression to domestic violence, from young carers to elder abuse.

Wherever you are in the UK you are likely to be within 20 miles of the

nearest Comic Relief project. This is your opportunity to help people

in your community, people who need your help right now. Your money can

and will change lives. To donate ?10, text the word give. To donate

?20... Your donations really do go to those

who need it. Our next act stunned our judges

with a range of amazing outfits, Continuing to the raise

the 'steaks' tonight, Michelle... Alex... Iwan ...

Angelico. Dom. The one show! Sleek, sexy and... I spoiled it. Don't

worry, Michelle, we'll cut that bit out.

Naz hi, Michelle. We're here, we've got the what's going on? I've

organised a day of SAS training so you are in peak physical and mental

condition for the final. What are you girls doing? Something similar,

really similar. Anyway, have fun, by. Cheerio. Shall we get a massage

after this? Yeah. What are you waiting for? Come on, let's go.

Among! But you get up you get, come on! Going anywhere nice this summer?

Not really, I want to get away but you know what it's like. Tell me

about it, work, work, work on the one show.

Hundred and four, hundred and five, 100 and six.

Cheers! Shall I see how the boys are getting on? Yeah.

No answer. Shopping? You know me so well.

Performing Lady Gaga's 'Born this Way' - it's The One Show Reporters!

# She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on

# There's nothing wrong with loving who you are

# She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe"

# "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,

# I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

# Right track baby, I was born this way

# You're black, white, beige, chola descent

# Left you outcast, bullied or teased

# 'Cause baby, you were born this way

# I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

# Right track, baby, I was born this way

APPLAUSE CHEERING

It just gets easier and easier on the eye. Drink it in.

Dom, Rogue Traders will never be the same for me!

It was cowboy builders! But will also never be the same show. Are you

building up a lot of moisture? I feel like a Stavelot sausage with a

wig one. -- I can't see a thing. It was what it

was. It was hilarious. It it was very funny. Watching you come

down the stairs in your heels was one of the favourite things I've

ever seen. Iwan 's just dressed in meat! You put a lot of work into it,

looks like you had a lot of fun, which is what we wanted. Well done.

Reverse, did you go goo goo for Gaga?

It feels like this was designed with me in mind because I do spend an

inordinate amount of my free time hearing in the windows at butchers.

Iwan is like many of the dreams I've had I can't tell my wife about.

Touch it, touch it, look at that. Look at the chops on that. A good

mosque. Katie, were they on the right track, baby, to winter night?

Could be, it was a dirty Saturday night mixed about the performance.

Can you do the one show like this all the time? I assumed Dominic

didn't know the dance for most of it because he stood still but you burst

through in the end. Do they know you are wearing heels? Look! APPLAUSE

You were born this way and I'm pleased about it.

Are The One Show Reporters on the edge, the edge,

And do you want them to be your winners?

If the answer to these questions is yes, then

all the details you need are, are creeping across my

Remember, don't you dare vote yet - it's not open.

Now, guys, please walk that way, over to the posh seats.

Our final star tonight has given away more holidays

than the work experience boy at Lunn Poly!

Sinning -- singing and dancing, and spinning?! Maybe a little too much

spinning! Before this, people just thought I was a presenter, but now

they know I can sing, I can dance, I can rap, I can do comedy, I am a

triple threat. That was four! You have to strike when the iron is hot

or boy is it EasyJet! -- T-shirt! A mug, a calendar! Inside, it is a bit

raunchy! This is my personal favourite! My very own Ham, Hammond.

Taste so good, seriously! It is about the USP. I don't know what

that means, but it is important. Total number of orders? One T-shirt?

Amazing! Over the moon, brilliant! You have got to start somewhere.

This is just the brilliant beginning. People really want to

learn how to sing and dance like Alison Hammond. So the Alison

Hammond School of how to sing and dance like Alison Hammond was born!

Just worried I will have to turn people away. Hello every... One!

Hello. You the guy who bought the T-shirt! We have got to get our

freak one. Ham? Rude not to! Let's punish!

Performing Missy Elliott's 'Get Your Freak On' -

# And if you want me come and get me now

# I know you dig the way I sw-sw-switch my style

# Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on

# Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on

# People gon play me now, in and out of town

# 'Cause I'm the best around with the crazy style #.

# Go, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on

The life my girl hanging! My word! We will go straight to the panel.

She demanded we get our freak on, this freak is well and truly on.

I feel like I have seen the real you in a way, this is where you live. I

feel like I am finally being myself. Yes, it think it suits you. You are

fantastic, I love it and I watched Michelle Obama doing this in Carpool

Karaoke and you were better than that.

For this moment, in this respect, you are better than Michelle Obama.

Just fabulous, you commanded the audience, they were eating out of

the palm of your hand. It was wonderful to watch. You have the

quality of Adele, you sing one way and you talk a very different way.

Adele and Michelle Obama! I love that, the opposite way.

And I like this look, I think I will keep this.

If you want Alison Hammond to take home the trophy -

along with her 16 dancers and matching camo jackets -

then all the details to make that happen are on your screen now.

But the vote isn't open yet, so just hush your mouth.

Please put your hands together for Alison Hammond!

All our finalists have performed one last time.

Just look at them - it's like a Poundland Madame Tussaud's!

Jason, you are the chief judge. Not that it matters. Thoughts and

feelings, please? You do not always realise how much free time people

have given up to work out the dance and the song and they have done all

that for Comic Relief and I think that should be applauded even more

than their fabulous performances. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Nice words,

For one final time, let's hear it for all our finalists!

Now, there's now only one thing left to do.

It's over to our very own Dame of Saturday night -

Barbeeria Windsooria - to open the vote.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. I love her, don't let go! Do you

need me to call the police, Angela? I love her!

Now, what on Earth do you two think you've been playing at?!

If you'd like to vote for tonight's winner of Let's Sing

and Dance for Comic Relief, calls cost 15p, plus any

But please be sure to get the bill payer's permission before you call.

Alternatively, though, you can vote online for free -

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The vote closes in approximately 13 minutes.

And remember, do not try to vote if you are watching on demand

because the winner will have already been declared!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Sorry, late news.

News just in from our Entertainment Correspondent...

Debbie Harry is switching her broadband provider.

Unfortunately, the previous company had left her

Angela Rippon! Don't go, don't go! I love her!

A huge thanks to the demigoddess of the News Desk, Angela Rippon.

Now it's time for a speed-watch and reminder of all of tonight's

final performances, and those very important numbers.

To vote for Rickie and Melvin - from a mobile, it's 62252 01.

And from a landline, it's 090152252 01, or vote online.

For Casualty and Hobly City - from a mobile, dial 62252 02.

Or from a landline, it's 090152252 02, or you can vote online.

For The Chasers - from a mobile, it's 62252 03.

Or from a landline, it's 090152252 03, or vote online.

If Sara Pascoe gets your vote - then from a mobile, it's 62252 04.

And from a landline, it's 090152252 04, or vote online.

For The One Show - from a mobile, it's 62252 05.

And from a landline, it's 090152252 05, or vote online.

And finally, if Alison Hammond gets your vote -

And from a landline, it's 090152252 06, or vote online.

There you have it - all the details you need -

so now it's down to you, and only you, to choose your winner.

Our finalists have done all they can, so whilst they head

off backstage to vote for themselves on speed dial, the real reason we're

Here's a report from Reggie Yates on the struggle with poverty

Throughout the bustling township here in Kenya, families lived a hand

to None more so than Olivia, who is

struggling to make ends meet. She showed me where she lived and it was

here in this cramped tin shack and the worst thing is, a three months

behind in their rent and they could be thrown out at any time.

How difficult is it raising four children here? Do not enough food my

children. As a mother, you clearly love your children, how difficult is

it for you to know that on some days, you can only give them some

tea? With a lack of basic facilities at

home, six-year-old the city took me to a spot at the back of her house

where she goes to wash. And it was in sewage.

So do you want to be when you are bigger and stronger? So to be a

teacher, you need to be stronger first, look, yes!

High-5, good work! I spoke to Olivia about a lot of things today but the

thing that will stay with me is that she believes that no one will help

her and nobody can help her, but you can, really easily. Comic Relief

supports a project that will help Olivia and mothers like her to start

up a business so they can support the children and give them a more

secure future. And it will get children into school and learning.

To donate ?10, text the word give... Thanks to Comic Relief

and the money you help raise, Olivia will now be supported

to start a small business, so that she can provide

food for her family, and the children will also get

back into education. If you want to help families

like Olivia's ,then all the information you need to donate

is on your screen now. Please remember, texts

will cost your donation plus your standard network message

charge and 100% of your donation And please ask the bill

payer's permission. For full terms and conditions

and more information, Now, here with an exclusive

performance of her new single - So Good - it's Swedish singing

sensation Zara Larsson! # So good, so good, so good,

so good # So good, so good, so good,

so good # My love is more potent

than anything # One little taste will

have you open # I know

you want some, you want some # Too strong, no limits,

it's artificial # It go straight to your head,

control your mind with it # I know you want

some, you want some # Gets you higher babe

that gets you higher, # Cos you know I got

# You'll be stuck on it 'cos my love's so good

# So ya keep comin' back to get some more

# My love, my love feelings all emotional

# You know my love is so good, so good, so good

# Got an endless supply, there'll never be a drought

# I put you to sleep, you'll never leave the house

# I know you want, know you want some

# Gets you higher babe that gets you higher

# Cos you know I got it, know I got it babe

# You'll be stuck on it cos my love's so good

# So ya keep comin' back to get some more

# My love, my love feelings, all emotional

# You'll be stuck on it 'cause my love's so good

# So ya keep coming back to get some more

# My love, my love feelings, all emotional

APPLAUSE CHEERING

Quick management survey about our experience

# 'Cause I've had the time of my life

# Now I've finally found someone to stand by me

# There's no way we could disguise it secretly

# 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency

# You're the one thing I can't get enough of

# Because I've had the time of my life

# 'Cause I've had the time of my life

# And I've searched through every open door

# Because I've had the time of my life

# 'Cause I've had the time of my life

# And I've searched through every open door

# 'Cause now I've had the time of my life

# And I've searched through every open door

And we just want to say to all our fabulous star acts,

panellists and community groups across the land who've

given their time for free for Comic Relief, we salute you!

I really have had the time of my life, Sue!

I was doing it for the cash, to be honest. 71 million quid I've made,

still rising. Now, as you saw there,

the vote is now closed. But for one last time,

Barbara Windsor, over to you! Don't vote now, as you know

the deal - it won't count Barberia wins that will be very

angry with you. -- Barberia Windsor. Now, our next Comic Relief report

is from Russell Howard, as he visited a Liberian hospital

for malnourished children. Please be aware that some

viewers may find scenes I've come to the children's ward

at Redemption Hospital in Liberia. I had some idea of what I might

experience, but nothing prepared me for seeing a child desperately ill,

suffering from malnutrition. This is Tabitha, and her

father, Alexander. It's just awful to think

that this still happens. That there's a little girl who's

so malnourished that her dad had One in every three children

in Liberia If her dad hadn't

brought her today, Yes, yes, if he'd delayed

for 30 more minutes... Something bad could

have been happening. All Tabitha's father can do now

is comfort his little girl. # One for the little boy

who lives down the lane #. When I left Liberia, I thought

Tabitha was going to be OK. But when I got back

we actually found out If you donate money,

we can get emergency food to children like

Tabitha, and they won't die. Just ?20 would pay for four weeks'

worth of this emergency food for malnourished babies,

and perhaps save children Tonight, that's just

one simple text. If you want to donate,

then all the information you need Please do give what you can, every

single donation can change lives. If you haven't had enough of the old

singing and dancing, we've got a special treat.

Now, here with her massive chart hit 'Be The One',

# I see the moon I see the moon

# I'm not a fool Not a fool

# Thinking of that, baby, I was wrong I was wrong

# Come back to me, baby, we can work this out

# Oh, baby, come on, let me get to know you

# Just another chance so that I can show

# 'Cause I could be the one

# I could be the one I could be the one

# I see in blue I see in blue

# And there's nothing that I wanna do for you

# Oh 'cause you got inside my head Do for you

# When you're gone When you're gone

# I was wrong I was wrong

# Come back to me, baby, we can work this out

# Oh baby come on, let me get to know you

# Just another chance so that I can show

# 'Cause I could be the one

# I could be the one Be the one, be the one

# Oh, baby, come on, let me get to know you

# Just another chance so that I can show

# 'Cause I could be the one

Now, last night's Red Nose Day extravaganza raised an amazing...

But it's only the total so far, so don't forget -

send your fundraising money, so we can see how much

And a massive thank you to everyone who has donated too.

You can continue to donate, and all the details

A galaxy of stars took part in the Comic Relief

We had to squash them all into a minute and a half.

Red Nose Day 2017, make some noise! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

Hello! Hello, hello, you are at home!

Are you with me? We hope you are having a very

special night over there in red nose land. Happy? Very! I am back on the

television after a very crazy year. If you cannot stand the heat, make a

crop top! The cool kids are sitting on the back of the sofa! Absolutely!

Ed Sheeran, face, shave your head! I don't care, I ain't bothered!

Oh! ?71 million!

Thank you, thank you. Goodbye! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

Barberia! Hang on one second, I have breaking news. We going live to our

reporter Angela Rippon, which a massive waste of time, she was just

here, Angela! Thank you so much, Ange.

That is the Gravett has this show has been waiting for. -- Bravo TASS.

So, it's now time to welcome back all of tonight's finalists.

The stars of Casualty and Holby City.

Earlier tonight, six star acts did singy and dancey for you.

The act with the highest number of viewer votes will be the series

winners of Let's Sing Dance for Comic Relief 2017!

Right, time to cue the low dramatic lighting.

LAUGHTER. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

How long were the lights out for, mate?

Don't know what happened there, mate.

It seemed like an age! You look absolutely incredible, have

You look absolutely incredible, have you had work done?

Can I just say that I had spent a long time in the Wirral! Round of

applause please for the slightly older Mel Sue.

Stay with us, I am keeping Pamela Botovo!

I am not sending you away, you look better than I do! Do you mind me

hugging you like that? Is that a little intense? It is all right! It

The Great British public have spoken, and we can now

reveal the top three acts in the viewer vote.

The Chasers! Are you pleased? Also...

You should know it, you from the future! Casualty and Holby City.

Very pleased, Pamela? You have all been so brilliant. We

love you. Go to the posh seats. The posh seats.

Off you go. Pamela and Mary, would you like to go?

Pamela and Mary, everyone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Slow and

steady, everyone. I can now reveal the star act

with the highest number of viewer votes and therefore the winner

of Let's Sing Dance Well done, guys, you are so good!

Well done, gang! Well done! That was so close! The Chasers, you will

perform again... Sorry, I shouting at you! When they performing again?!

At the end of the show! How you feeling? My shoelace is on tide! Let

me do that for you, we cannot have you tripping up!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Off you go, well done, you have

Iwan! Go prepare, Bob a pair! See you later, well done. -- go and

After four glorious weeks of high notes and high kicks,

wigs and weaves, you have chosen your winner.

And here's a little highlights package I put together

From the all player downloads. -- I player. Let's get the party

started! It is live television and I am

hoping something will go wrong. What a corker of a show! Hit it! I

feel like a very sexy telly tubby. I am looking for somebody who has a

bomb as far down as mine! Amazing what you can do when you get

off the sofa! A bit of dancing! Looks a bit like

some lads running out a budget on an Amsterdam stag night!

I was blown away by that, I cannot do the splits!

This is what Judd would hope they would become.

One, two, three! Hello. I thought it was Lesley Joseph!

Let The Chase be going, my pretties! Jenny, where did that voice, from?

But this was a documentary series, I am still in shock. As hospital

staff, these three people are a credit to the NHS!

You are on fire, at times literally! Oh! That is a commitment to Comic

Relief! It was wonderful, please don't touch

me! Where is this going? Hello, sailor!

You have got your freak on, take it off!

What a bizarre evening we have all had!

I did not doing charitable work should be this enjoyable!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Now, without further ado -

she said, creating more ado - it's time to introduce your winner

of Let's Sing Dance For one final time, make

some proper noise for... # There's a land

I once heard of once in a lullaby # I could while away the hours

conferrin' with the flowers # And my head, I'd be scratchin'

while my thoughts were busy hatchin' # When a man's an empty kettle

he should be on his mettle # Just because I'm presumin' that

I could be kind-a-human # I'm afraid there's no denyin'

I'm just a dandelion # But I could show my prowess

Be a lion, not a mowess # If ever a wiz there was If ever,

oh, ever a wiz there was # Because, because,

because, because, because # Because of the wonderful

things he does Dies, that you are currently! Well

done. Thank you so much to all our acts who have taken part in this

series. Thank you for donating, we absolutely loved it! Good night!

# So just dance, dance, dance, come on

# And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing