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-I'm Lisa Angharad

-and during this series...

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-..I'll be trying professions

-traditionally associated with men.

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-This week, sadly, I'm stepping

-into the world of waste management.

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-I'll cry, laugh and wretch

-along the way.

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-There's no turning back now.

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-I'll have to face the stench

-with a smile.

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-Good start!

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-To introduce me to the world

-of cack gradually...

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-..I'm meeting an expert.

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-She's a singer,

-actress, presenter...

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-..and a peerless sewerage cleaner.

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-Hi, Caryl.

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-Hiya, Lisa, how are you?

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-You're famous for singing -

-you sung a song called Shampw.

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-Tell us more about your career

-in the sewerage industry.

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-I don't work

-in the sewerage industry.

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-I work in the entertainment world -

-singing and stuff.

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-What?

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-Never worked with cack? Really!

-How about Dafydd Du and Dewi Pws?

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-Talking of Pws...

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-Hello. Hello.

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-Nice to meet you. Are you alright?

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-Hello, are you alright?

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-I'm here to work

-in the sewerage business.

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-I have no idea what's in store.

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-I have no idea what's in store.

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-You're very brave.

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-Don't say that.

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-You're the celebrities

-of the sewerage industry.

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-What are you going to do? Any ideas?

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-I'm going up to GEWS

-in Penrhyndeudraeth.

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-Then I'm off to London,

-to the big sewers.

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-The Victorian sewers?

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-I think so. You know more than me.

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-That'll be a real eye-opener.

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-That'll be a real eye-opener.

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-That will be an experience.

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-They're larger

-than Ceredigion's sewers.

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-Oh, yes.

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-I am worried about rats.

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-I'm scared of them. I'm not scared

-of much but I am scared of rats.

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-You will encounter rats, yes.

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-Even in Ceredigion?

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-Even in Ceredigion?

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-In Ceredigion too, yes.

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-What else could I be doing?

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-Deep sewer cleaning.

-You'll see one of these in London.

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-In the large sewers in London.

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-We primarily use these

-in the sewers.

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-There's a pipe on the back.

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-We use this valve

-to empty Portaloos.

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-Attach a pipe to this.

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-Water comes out of this pipe.

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-It helps...

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-It helps...

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-Refresh.

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-Yes, once the chemical goes in,

-fill it with water.

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-That's it really.

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-You must have interesting stories

-about what you've found.

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-In last year's Eisteddfod,

-in the Portaloos...

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-..we'd closed the toilets down,

-ready to empty them.

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-There was a tenner

-floating at the top.

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-A good day's work!

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-A good day's work!

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-A very good day's work.

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-A great tip.

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-A great tip.

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-Someone, somewhere, will be gutted.

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-I've had a chat with both of you.

-I know what to expect.

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-Any tips for me before I go?

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-I'll be surrounded by men. They

-won't expect me to do a good job.

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-I don't know about that.

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-As long as you're conscientious,

-as long as you do a good job...

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-..you might get a few tips!

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-Ooh, alright!

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-Ooh, alright!

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-You might get a full-time job!

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-Thanks, Aled!

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-Before embarking on a career,

-you need real experience.

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-I'm joining Gwynedd Environmental

-Waste Services - GEWS.

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-They have hundreds of workers

-and dozens of lorries.

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-Someone stuck this in my hand.

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-I can feel the testosterone

-buzzing around the place.

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-I'm just waiting for someone

-to come and speak to me.

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-You have to be careful - lorries

-are leaving left, right and centre.

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-Revs - these are real men!

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-Before I could say whoops-poops,

-the yard was empty.

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-Well, apart from one small lorry.

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-Fair play, a gent. Who knows,

-he might be a looker too.

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-Let's find out. If I can get up!

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-Oh, my gosh.

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-Are you OK?

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-This is Alan.

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-We're on our way to the first job.

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-How long have you been doing

-this job?

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-Ten months.

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-Not long?

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-What did you do before this?

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-What did you do before this?

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-Demolition.

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-You drive this lorry.

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-Every day.

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-What do you call her?

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-What do you call her?

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-My baby!

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-Do you really?!

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-Tell me some horror stories.

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-There must be some horror stories.

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-I think the worst job I did

-was in Llandudno.

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-I had to go into a piston grit.

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-Piston pit?

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-Piston grit?

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-The water flows in

-over the grit and sand...

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-..and trickles down...

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-..and flows away to be processed.

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-There were a lot of rats

-and the sort.

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-You're fairly bald

-so it wouldn't get in your hair.

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-That would be horrible.

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-What about the good bits?

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-Um...

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-If you really hated it,

-you wouldn't do it.

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-Would you? Alan?

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-Oh, dear.

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-Soon enough, we'd arrived.

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-While Alan was looking

-the other way...

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-..I did my Superman impersonation

-in a phone kiosk.

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-Ah!

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-Hiya. Ready.

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-Can you open that with that?

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-Put it in, turn it and lift it.

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-What?

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-Here?

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-Yes.

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-I can't see a thing.

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-Is it going to smell?

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-Is it going to smell?

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-No, it's just water.

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-Ah!

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-What's wrong?

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-I thought it was a frog.

-It's a leaf.

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-I'm good at this.

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-OK?

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-OK?

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-Yeah, OK.

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-Turn it that way and it'll open.

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-This way?

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-Wow. And again?

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-Turn it further if you want.

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-If some poop splashes on me,

-I'll never forgive you.

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-It won't.

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-Water. Water!

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-The water tank is full!

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-The tank is full!

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-I'm nervous. OK.

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-I shouldn't have been playing

-with your pipe.

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-Watch yourself.

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-There we go. Finished.

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-The tank's full - what's next?

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-I'll have to empty it now but you're

-too inexperienced to come with me.

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-Especially with your constitution!

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-We'll find a job for you

-in the yard.

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-Thanks, Alan,

-you're one in a million.

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-Yes, thanks, Alan! One in a million.

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-Men!

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-Tonight, I'm working

-in the sewerage industry.

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-After playing with Alan's pipe...

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-..it's time to find out more

-about GEWS.

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-When I'm on the toilet...

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-..I go, pull the chain and amen.

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-I've been here for two minutes

-and a lot more than that goes on.

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-What exactly do you do?

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-We're emptying a tank here,

-on top of Snowdon.

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-We take the drain to the top of

-Snowdon two or three times a year.

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-We often encounter blockages

-in the sewers.

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-We're clearing a blockage in this

-photo on the banks of the Menai.

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-Oh, wow.

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-We insert cameras in the sewers...

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-..to assess their condition

-and make sure they're clear.

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-This line shows the previous level

-within the sewer.

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-When we started unblocking it,

-it was half full of waste.

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-All the waste ends up

-at the treatment plant.

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-We're cleaning the tank here.

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-What is this?

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-Human waste.

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-Human waste?

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-Right, OK. He has a lovely job.

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-Once it's cleaned, it's boiled.

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-It's boiled...

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-Urgh... It's boiled?

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-It's boiled, yes.

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-We then inject it

-into agricultural land.

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-OK, so the land likes human waste!

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-Yes.

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-It's good for the land

-and free to the farmer.

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-It's quite nice,

-apart from that bit in the middle.

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-There's a lot of work

-from start to finish.

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-Which stage will I be doing?

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-There are toilets

-which need to be cleaned...

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-..and a lot of work to be done...

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-I'll be doing the sucking out.

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-Us men don't like doing it.

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-Us men don't like doing it.

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-Fair enough, it's a woman's job.

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-We know what we're doing.

-No problem, Dafydd.

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-I've spoken to Dafydd but

-I still don't know what to expect.

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-What to expect?

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-Can you show me something?

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-I'll show you some photos.

-The boys call these wells.

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-They have to go down

-and clean the cack out of the wells.

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-They send me these photos.

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-Oh, my gosh.

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-What is it?

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-A toilet.

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-What's the green stuff?

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-The stuff you put down the toilet

-to make it smell sweeter...

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-It's a bit late!

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-Oh, my gosh. I couldn't do that.

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-Absolutely no way.

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-What a mess!

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-If that's what lies ahead,

-it's not good.

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-I've reached my destination.

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-There's a travellers' camp

-behind these trees.

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-My hair's stuck in my lipstick.

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-The title on the lorry

-gives me an indication...

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-..of the great job

-that's ahead of me.

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-Here we go.

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-Hello? Hello, I'm Lisa.

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-Nice to meet you, Gareth.

-Thanks for taking off your glove.

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-What's happening?

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-We have three Portaloos

-to clean out.

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-You'll have to get changed first.

-You're not suitably dressed.

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-Go and change down the front

-and I'll get everything ready.

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-OK, you're welcome.

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-OK, you're far more

-suitably dressed.

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-Let's get to work.

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-The pump's starting.

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-The pump's starting.

-

-Wait, wait!

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-OK.

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-The pump's going.

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-The pump's going.

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-Yuck!

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-OK.

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-Watch out.

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-The stench is one thing.

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-To make things worse, some pig

-has left his pants down there.

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-I can't, genuine.

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-We'll have to get them out.

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-You'll have to get them out.

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-I can't.

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-SHE WRETCHES

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-It wasn't much.

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-I've never, ever

-done anything like that.

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-That won't do you any harm.

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-That won't do you any harm.

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-Stop it, please!

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-In you go.

-Look at what you're doing.

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-Look at what's coming up.

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-Look down.

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-Why?

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-Why?

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-If you don't look...

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-Can you look,

-can you look instead of me?

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-It's your job.

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-Let me see. Step aside.

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-I'm going to be sick.

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-Are you coming to finish this job?

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-I'm going to be sick, Gareth.

-Two minutes.

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-Well done, well done. First class.

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-Half a job is no good to anyone.

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-I don't want to be here all day.

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-If a job's worth doing,

-it's worth doing right.

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-You started at the bottom.

-You start at the top and work down.

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-OK?

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-It's OK. More water here.

-You've missed all that.

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-To be honest,

-I was shocked at how bad I was.

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-I know that worse things lie ahead.

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-These are just small Portaloos

-in North Wales.

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-There's worse sewerage to be had.

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-Yes indeed. I'm in London

-to put that theory to the test.

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-I can only imagine the stench

-and sights awaiting me here.

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-If three small Portaloos

-created a scene...

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-..there's a drama ahead of me here.

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-OK. Under my feet

-is the Fleet sewer.

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-It's around six feet wide

-and nine feet tall.

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-Today, I'm going to be cleaning it.

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-This sewer is 180 years old.

-Almost every brick is original.

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-That's all thanks

-to the hard work of Thames Water.

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-One looks like a Doc Martin

-and the other one doesn't.

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-That's OK, is it?

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-That's OK, is it?

-

-That's fine.

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-It's not about how you look.

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-Oh, my God, this one's a bit...

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-Are you doing a tap dance?

-Alright, OK.

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-Suddenly, the reality

-of the situation strikes.

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-I thought I'd be walking

-on a little platform...

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-..but I have to walk

-right through it.

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-I feel sick. I could burst out

-in tears at any point.

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-If I think about it too much,

-I will...

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-I can feel sick here,

-ready to come out at any second.

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-Once I get my first gag...

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-..I'll be sick on the steps

-on the way down.

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-I genuinely, genuinely

-don't want to go down there at all.

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-I really don't want to do it.

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-My insides are shaking.

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-SHE SCREAMS

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-Please don't push.

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-Oh, my gosh, I didn't expect that.

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-Nice river, innit?

-It's the River Fleet.

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-See, look, gaze in wonder.

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-So much better than I thought.

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-I was expecting, you know...

-Ooh, God, there's an animal there.

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-That's alright, never mind.

-It's fine.

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-It's fine -

-it's a lot better than I thought.

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-I thought the smell

-would be much worse.

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-It's champion. The walls are clean.

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-The acoustics are lovely. # Lah! #

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-Not one woman

-cleans the sewers in London.

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-That's a fact.

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-Thames Water treat 4bn litres

-of sewerage every day.

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-You're used to it, you're a pro.

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-Rob reckons...

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-..that this is a pipe

-from someone's house.

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-Someone, let's call her Sue...

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-..is washing her dishes here.

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-This looks quite clean to me.

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-If someone's poops

-come floating down now, I'll scream.

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-I'm going to close it.

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-Urgh! Come and see this.

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-That's another rogue, darling.

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-Oh, so that's not poo.

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-That's just mud.

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-It's just mud and stuff

-off the road.

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-If you have a wobbler,

-I've got some control over you.

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-Is that a condom?

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-Is that a condom?

-

-No, that's not.

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-Do you see condoms?

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-Do you see condoms?

-

-Yeah, yeah, occasionally.

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-I'm standing where the tunnel

-splits. It comes from a big sewer.

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-It flows into two lanes.

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-Can you see the crevice

-in this wall?

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-They can put large boards

-across here...

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-..to redirect the water that way.

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-They can then clean

-the bricks, the walls and the floor.

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-People don't stop going

-to the toilet.

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-They have to find a way to clean.

0:20:490:20:51

-After settling in,

-it was time to do some work.

0:20:530:20:56

-Rob's given me a job.

-He's given me a hammer.

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-It has a long shaft!

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-Dave, one of the other workers...

0:21:040:21:06

-..said, "Don't tickle it, whack it."

0:21:070:21:09

-Rob said, "Don't lumberjack it."

0:21:090:21:12

-So, about halfway between both!

0:21:120:21:15

-Rob's placed his foot there.

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-I'll place mine above his

-to reach it.

0:21:180:21:21

-I'll give it a tap

-to try and close it.

0:21:210:21:25

-He said don't tap it

-like a sweet little Welsh girl.

0:21:250:21:29

-I'll hit it a little harder.

-OK, ready, Rob?

0:21:290:21:32

-Yeah, foot up, on top of mine.

0:21:320:21:34

-That's it, right.

0:21:340:21:36

-OK, are you ready for this?

0:21:370:21:38

-And again.

0:21:400:21:41

-Whoa! Can't get my fingers under it.

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-Oh, sorry.

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-Yay, perfect.

0:21:540:21:56

-Yay, perfect.

-

-Well done, Lisa. Lisa's flap!

0:21:560:21:59

-Lisa's flap!

0:21:590:22:00

-After having a flap named after me,

-I think I've left my mark.

0:22:010:22:05

-Time for some fresh air.

0:22:060:22:08

-I'm more excited coming out

-than I was going in.

0:22:080:22:13

-My insides are shaking.

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-SHE SCREAMS

0:22:150:22:17

-Yes, I'm out.

0:22:220:22:24

-It's not elegant at all,

-but I'm out.

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-I'm so relieved.

-I was so stressed going in.

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-I didn't know what to expect.

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-I was scared. I was shaking.

0:22:330:22:35

-But it was champion. Rob was

-so lovely, everyone was lovely.

0:22:350:22:39

-Sorry, Rob, are you waiting there?

0:22:390:22:42

-You carry on, dear, you carry on.

0:22:420:22:44

-You carry on, dear, you carry on.

-

-Do you want a hand? I'm a pro.

0:22:440:22:46

-You're quite the professional.

0:22:460:22:48

-Tell me about it.

-There we are, well done.

0:22:480:22:52

-Alright, dear. Well done, mate.

0:22:520:22:54

-You really looked after me.

-How did I do?

0:22:540:22:57

-From someone who was a gibbering

-idiot at nine o'clock...

0:22:570:23:03

-..to sort of now, yeah, brilliant.

0:23:030:23:05

-Can I come back?

0:23:060:23:08

-Most certainly, mate, any time.

0:23:080:23:10

-All over.

0:23:110:23:12

-I don't want to do

-any of these tasks again...

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-..but I did enjoy myself.

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-Despite the tears,

-the sewerage industry has been fine.

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-I've shown that it's a place

-for men and women alike.

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-What was all the fuss about?

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