Fire-Eaters v Clareites Only Connect

It's holiday time, and I say that in the full knowledge

that I have absolutely no idea when this show is being broadcast,

but I consider myself to be currently on holiday.

Must be the Feast of St Someone.

So, I'm going to celebrate by having a few more drinks while you meet,

on my right, Andy Davis, a keen marathon runner

who chatted to Sally Gunnell when his flight was delayed from Geneva,

Tony Moore, a maths graduate

who discovered he had appeared on candid camera in Belgium

when he caught himself on television in Iceland,

and their captain Jonathan Elliott,

a Scout leader who, while wearing his uniform,

was mistaken for a member of the Hitler Youth.

United by a soft spot for spices, they are the Fire-Eaters.

You won your first heat against the Eurovisionaries.

How are you feeling about tonight's game?

I think the game's only going to get harder,

but we're just going to see how the questions go

and try to be as aggressive on the buzzer as we can.

Well, let's see who will be the victims of your aggression.

They are, on my left, Elysia Warner,

a linguistics student who appeared on television in China

while suffering from typhoid,

Olivier Grouille, a PhD student who has been described on social media

as a time-travelling Victorian supervillain,

and their captain Sarah Binney, a master's student who likes cats

and has hitchhiked across Switzerland.

All students at Clare College, Cambridge, they are the Clareites.

Now, you won your heat against the Wrestlers.

What advice have you got for your team-mates

-ahead of tonight's game?

-Well, in our last game,

we were picking our hieroglyphs rather randomly,

and I now see the error of our ways.

We've got a much better strategy for this game.

And, additionally, we've all been informed

to make eye contact with the other team at all times

to establish dominance.

Well, that sounds extremely sinister.

Part of your strategy tonight involves winning the toss

but putting the other team in first. Gamesmanship.

So, Fire-Eaters, you will be

kicking off. Please choose a hieroglyph.

Twisted Flax, please.

-Will that be a good choice?

-Oh, dear.

It is the music question.

What is the connection between these clues?

Here's the first.

# Well, honey, you can do it

# Do it to me all night long... #

I don't know what the song is. Any ideas?

No? OK, next, please.

# Hello? Did you call me? #

No idea. Do we know who the singer might be or anything?

-No.

-Literally no idea? Next, please.

'50S ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS

I've heard this, I think.

# Well, I said come on over, baby We got chicken in the barn... #

Next, do we think? Next, please.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

-That's Led Zeppelin, isn't it?

-OK, so...

-What's the song called?

-# You need cooling

-# Baby, I'm not fooling... #

-Three seconds.

BUZZER

Forms of transport.

I'm not sure that any of them

involves a form of transport.

So, Clareites, there's a chance

of a bonus point.

We think they were all sung on Top Of The Pops.

Well, first of all,

that applies to almost every pop song ever,

but funnily enough,

not to all of these.

So, that's not it. What forms

of transport do you think you heard?

Well, I was told by my team-mates it might be Led Zeppelin.

Right. Oh, you're thinking of a zeppelin

as a form of transport.

You're in a hurry.

Yeah, well, it is Led Zeppelin -

-Led Zeppelin, Whole Lotta Love.

-OK.

We also heard AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie,

Girls Aloud - Whole Lotta History, and Jerry Lee Lewis -

Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On...

Oh, I knew I'd heard the third one.

-..which does sound like the bus.

-Yeah.

But, yes, no forms of transport,

and I don't think Jerry Lee Lewis

ever did Top Of The Pops. THEY LAUGH

No bonus points, then. Clareites, what would you like

as a question?

-Let's try the Horned Viper, please.

-OK, the snake.

What is the connection between these clues?

Here's the first.

-Sadness.

-Blue.

-So...

Is this in the film Inside Out? The character Sadness is blue.

-Yes, yes. Oh, I really like that.

-Could be.

I'm totally happy to go for that for five.

We could go for another.

-Shall we go for another?

-Go for another.

-Next, please.

-Yes, go for it.

-BUZZER

These are characters in the movie Inside Out,

and the colours that they are.

You could have had five points.

These are characters from Inside Out.

Anger and Disgust.

The little colourful creatures

that represent those emotions.

Well done.

Fire-Eaters, it's back to you for a choice.

We'll have the Lion, please.

The Lion. OK, what is the connection between these clues?

Here's the first.

Ian R. Well, it could be lots of people.

-Ian Rush, it could be.

-THEY WHISPER

I think it's maybe some sort of wordplay going on here,

but I can't see what it is, so shall we just get another one?

-Yeah.

-Next, please.

Cameron O.

The only person I can think of is David Cameron.

I don't think that's it.

Oh, I know. Add the letter to that name, it becomes a country.

-Yeah, you're quite right.

-Yeah.

-BUZZER

We think that if you take the letter that comes after the word

and you insert it somewhere into the word,

you get a country's name.

Very well spotted.

You also get three points

for coming in after two clues.

Iran, Cameroon, Cyprus, Peru.

We have taken out a letter,

moved it to one side

to disguise a country's name. Very well done.

Clareites, what would you like next?

Shall we try the Eye of Horus, please?

I can't advise, but you've said Eye of Horus.

That will be your question. What is the connection between these clues?

-Here's the first.

-Musician.

-Peter Baker. Do we know who that is?

-Did he change his name, possibly?

-Shall we get another one?

Next, please.

I've never heard of that person. Sorry.

I mean, she might not be a dancer. Next, please.

-Trainer Donald McCain.

-I mean, people who were

musicians or dancers...

-Are these names ringing any bells?

-No.

-Next, please.

-Oh, so, this is the former names...

-Donny?

-Geri Halliwell.

-Geri.

-They've shortened their names.

-To just...?

-Ginny McMath.

-Let's just go with that, yeah.

-BUZZER

These are all people who have that job

and they've shortened their names for their stage name.

So, it's Geri Halliwell.

-Do we have anyone else?

-Probably Ginny McMath, maybe. Donny.

-Ginny McMath?

-I can't

take that, I'm afraid.

There's a bonus chance for you,

-Fire-Eaters.

-We think they might all be known as Ginger.

They are Gingers.

You HAVE heard of that person.

Virginia McMath actually took

the surname of her mother's

second husband, Rogers.

Virginia Rogers, Ginger Rogers -

the dance partner of Fred Astaire.

Ginger Baker, of course, the great musician,

Ginger McCain, the horse trainer,

and Geri Halliwell, Ginger Spice.

All Gingers. So, well done.

You get the bonus point,

and which question would you like?

-We'll have the Two Reeds, please.

-The Two Reeds.

OK, these are going to be picture clues. What connects them?

Here's the first.

OK. So, it is the labyrinth, but it's...

THEY WHISPER

Next, please.

That's a canal with some barges on it.

Something about canal. Maze?

-Or maybe it's just a maze rather than a labyrinth.

-Maze.

-Barges. I don't know. Shall we get another one?

-Yeah.

Next, please.

-It's a hammer.

-That's parts of the ear.

Hammer. Hammer. What, canal? And the first one...?

-Yeah, the maze. Shall we go for that?

-Yeah.

BUZZER

We think they might be parts of the ear.

They are parts of the ear.

We're looking at labyrinth, canal, hammer.

You didn't need to see drum.

Parts of the ear. I heard you talking about

the difference between

a maze and a labyrinth.

-What is the difference?

-I don't know, I'm afraid.

I tell you who does know -

our question editor.

He told me about this

at great length over lunch.

He's given me a note,

which he scribbled down...

It's something to do with the number

of paths that go through it. A labyrinth only has one path.

Technically, a maze refers to a

complex branching multicursal puzzle

with choices of path and direction, while a unicursal labyrinth has

only a single path to the centre.

You know the really creepy thing?

He's written that on the back of one

of his own doodles of Joanna Lumley.

You don't want to know

what she's doing.

So, that is the difference between a maze and a labyrinth.

These all represent parts of the ear. Very well done.

Clareites, you'll be getting the Water question.

It's the only one left. What is the connection between these clues?

Here's the first.

Oh, so, it's going to have a name. Next?

-SHE MUMBLES

-Next, please.

-Oh, what's it called?

-National Gardens Scheme.

It's a prize, and the...

I've no idea. Next, please.

-Is it a certain colour?

-Could be.

-I've no idea.

-Shall we get another?

Next, please.

-BOTH:

-Yellow.

-Let's just go yellow something.

-Yeah, Yellow Pages.

-BUZZER

-They're all yellow.

They are all yellow books.

Yes, The Yellow Book was that famous, scandalous one that

Oscar Wilde was seen holding. Well,

he was holding A yellow book and

they said it was THE Yellow Book.

Very scandalous. All yellow books. Well done.

At the end of Round One...

Onto Round Two, the sequences round.

Fire-Eaters, you'll be going first again,

so please choose a hieroglyph.

-We'll have the Water, please.

-The Water.

These are going to be picture clues.

What sort of thing would you expect

to see in the fourth picture?

-Here's the first.

-Who is that? I've no idea.

-I'm really bad at recognising people.

-Is it Jennifer Lawrence?

I don't think it's her, but I'm not sure.

Shall we go onto the next one?

Next, please.

That's a minim. That's a minim, so it's a palindrome, possibly.

-Well, it could be.

-Yeah.

Could the first person possibly have a palindrome in their name?

-Next, please.

-Daryl Hannah.

Cos it's ABBA. Yeah, so that would work.

So, what's in fourth?

-A three-letter palindrome.

-Yeah.

-Let's say, like...

-Dad.

-Dad.

-BUZZER

A picture of a father.

And why would that be?

Cos they're palindromic, and we think that the...

I don't know who the first person is,

but we think it's a six-letter palindrome.

Then it's a minim, which is a five-letter palindrome,

and then ABBA, which is a four-letter palindrome,

and a dad would be a three-letter palindrome.

Dad would be an acceptable answer.

Very well done. We've actually gone

with Mem, the 13th letter

of the Hebrew alphabet.

More in fitting with this programme, I think, yeah.

Do you want to guess the first one?

-We think it might be Daryl Hannah.

-It is Daryl Hannah.

So, Hannah, the six-letter palindrome in her surname,

reads the same forwards and backwards,

and we're going down in the number of letters.

A three-letter palindrome is what we wanted to hear. Well done.

-Clareites, what would you like?

-Shall we try the Lion, please?

The Lion. OK, what will come fourth in this sequence?

Here's the first.

-2012 - Wolves.

-Dancing With...?

Oh, it could be football clubs that

got promoted or relegated in certain seasons.

Could be. Could be. Next, please.

-Are these other...?

-It could be American things.

Can we just get another?

Next, please.

For all the help it will do us.

I mean, after seeing Warriors,

I would say it's animals, but it's not.

-There's no team in American football called Rhinos.

-2015 - Foxes?

Yeah.

-Is there any...?

-Oh! The nicknames of teams that won,

-like, the Champions League or something.

-Yeah, the rugby.

-Yeah, rugby. OK, just...

-Three seconds.

BUZZER

-Tigers - 2015.

-2015 - Tigers.

Not the answer, I'm afraid.

So, Fire-Eaters,

the chance of a bonus point.

-We're going to guess 2015 - Rhinos.

-And why would you guess that?

-We think they are all rugby teams that have won...

-Rugby league.

Rugby league teams,

and we think maybe that the Rhinos won it in 2014, and also 2015.

They are the winners of the Challenge Cup in rugby league,

and the mighty Rhinos did it again.

Leeds Rhinos, of course,

2014 and 2015.

You'll remember the scores, Tony.

The Leeds Rhinos

and the Castleford Tigers in 2014.

-Oh, probably 30-24.

-Well, it was 23-10.

That's why you were thinking Tigers,

of course. The Castleford Tigers were in that final.

And in 2015, Leeds Rhinos and

-the Hull Kingston Rovers.

-45-2.

-It was...

I mean, that's really good.

It was 50-nil.

You remembered that the Rhinos really dominated

the match. That's a different

Hull team, of course, than...

The Wigan Warriors,

they beat Hull 60-nil. It was a different Hull.

-Ah.

-Bad luck both times

for the Hull teams.

I could talk about rugby league

all night, but we have to move on.

So, well done, Fire-Eaters, for the bonus point.

And your own question?

-We'll have the Two Reeds, I think.

-Two Reeds.

What will come fourth in this sequence?

Here's the first.

OK...

-lots of things, actually, so shall we just get one more?

-Yeah.

No idea. Next, please.

He had four spells as prime minister.

Yeah, so, Margaret Thatcher had one.

-Gladstone had four.

-Gladstone, yeah.

-Shall we?

-Yeah.

-Do you want to go for that?

-Yeah.

-The number of times that they...

-Yeah.

-BUZZER

We're going to go for William Gladstone,

-and then, in brackets, or parentheses, four.

-Good quizzing.

It is, of course, William Gladstone, brackets four,

as all good quizzers know. What's going on here?

They are prime ministers of the United Kingdom,

and in brackets it has how many times they had

-different sort of spells of being

-prime minister. That's it.

It's periods in office, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-Not terms because Margaret Thatcher...

Continuous terms.

Harold Wilson won three elections,

but it was two terms.

Stanley Baldwin - three.

And only one person has served four separate periods in office.

William Gladstone, four.

Clareites, what would you like?

-Let's try the Twisted Flax, please.

-The Twisted Flax.

What will come fourth in this sequence?

Here's the first.

Guinea-Bissau.

-It could be working along the coastline.

-It could be.

I know the countries in that area, if we get another one.

Let's just get another one. Next, please.

OK, Guinea-Bissau borders Guinea.

And then Guinea borders lots of places - Mauritania, Mali.

If we're going along the coast, where is it?

-So, then you'd have Sierra Leone and Liberia.

-Shall we try that?

I have nothing better.

-Yeah, sure.

-I like that. It's definitely going that direction?

-You said Liberia?

-I think it's Liberia.

-BUZZER

-Liberia.

Good West African coastal knowledge.

It is Liberia.

We're going down the coast of West Africa,

north to south, of course.

And after Guinea, as you say,

Sierra Leone and then Liberia.

Very well done.

Why are you so familiar with that part of the world?

I went on holiday recently and my computer broke,

and the only page I could load was about West African geography,

so I learnt a lot about West African geography in that week.

That's incredibly convenient,

isn't it, for this question?

That's brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Back to you, Fire-Eaters. What would you like?

-We'll have the Eye of Horus, please.

-The Eye of Horus.

OK, what will come fourth in this sequence?

Here's the first.

Lord Redesdale.

-I don't know who that is. Do you know who that is?

-No idea.

-No?

Next, please.

Mr Bennet. OK, this is Mr Bennet in Pride And Prejudice.

He's the father of Elizabeth. Are these people who have

lots of daughters or are they all characters in Austen novels

or something like that? Patriarchs?

We'll go back. Next, please.

Tsar Nicholas II. OK, he was the last Russian tsar.

-A certain number of daughters, maybe.

-Oh, yeah. Did...?

-One, two, three, four.

-Yeah. Well, there's five in Pride And Prejudice.

Are we sure they had five daughters?

-Well, you said they had five daughters.

-Hang on.

We need someone with three

cos it's going six, five, four, three.

Three seconds. BUZZER

Who's got three daughters?

-I need an answer.

-Your friend, does he?

-Yeah.

Andy's going to say someone.

I've got a friend called Ally Carr. He's got three daughters.

I'll accept that answer

because you have an honest face,

but I would like Ally Carr brought to me after the programme,

the daughters introduced one by one.

I want to look through

his wallet for photos.

If there are four girls in that picture,

the point will be removed.

We did want to hear someone with three daughters.

We went with King Lear.

-Of course.

-King Lear - Goneril, Regan and Cordelia.

Who were the people

that we're looking at?

I don't know the first one. Do my team-mates? I don't know.

The second is from Pride And Prejudice

with five daughters.

-Tsar Nicholas II had four daughters.

-A grisly tale.

And then King Lear had three daughters.

Lord Redesdale - do you know

who his daughters were?

-No.

-It's the Mitford sisters.

-Oh, OK.

-The six Mitford girls.

The daughters of Lord and Lady Redesdale.

-I should have known that.

-Someone with three daughters,

for example, King Lear, or, as most

people at home would have shouted,

your friend Ally Carr.

That is the right answer. THEY LAUGH

Clareites, the Horned Viper

is waiting there in the nest for you.

What would be the fourth in this sequence?

Here's the first.

-Something...

-It's 24 hours, but it still means nothing.

Next, please.

-These are not watches.

-Let's see. I think they are...

It'll be another day, but...

-We're going to have to go next, aren't we?

-Yeah.

-Next, please.

2pm till three?

THEY WHISPER

I don't know. Coming back to the 24-hour clock,

-does it give us anything?

-19...

THEY WHISPER

Three seconds. BUZZER

One - 2pm to 2pm.

Not the answer, I'm afraid, so a bonus chance

again for you, Fire-Eaters.

We'll say one - 12 noon to 12 noon.

You're very unlucky.

-Ah.

-It's one - 12am to 12am.

-It's midnight to midnight.

-OK.

You should have gone with 12-12, midnight to midnight.

Now, nobody recognises

these periods of time?

-I...

-No.

It is successive series

of the TV show 24.

-Oh, I never watched it.

-You know Jack Bauer?

It's sort of 24 hours.

The first series,

where it's midnight to midnight,

he's trying to stop the

assassination of presidential

candidate David Palmer.

So, we're going backwards

from series four back to the first one.

Series of 24.

12 to 12, yes, but not noon.

That means, at the end of Round Two...

Connecting all the time now, and, Clareites, you'll be going first.

That's of your own volition. You chose the order.

So, please choose Lion or Water.

-Let's go for Lion this time, please.

-Lion.

OK, you've got two and a half minutes

to solve this wall, starting now.

-These are musical terms.

-Yeah.

-And...

-SHE HUMS

So, the Firth of Forth

and a fjord...

-So, a fjord is a water sort of feature.

-A bight.

-Are these all kind of watery things?

-Yeah.

Lashing looks like a...

-Coal miner.

-I think it's a type of quantity of something.

-Splice.

-The lashing is a kind of water?

Who the hell is Albert Ross?

Can you see anything for miner?

What about other groups?

-Could be Colin Firth. People called Colin, maybe.

-Yeah.

Lashing...

Flashing, splashing.

THEY WHISPER

These are definitely terms

-on a music...?

-Yeah.

Albert Ross -

that can't be a person, can it?

Don't know if Rennes is a...

-Petrol.

-Petrol station.

Petrol station, petrol tanker,

petrol...

Shipping forecast areas,

like German Bight,

Firth of something,

sound and Albert Ross, maybe?

-Yeah, that looks like it.

-Rennes.

Standing end, turn...

You can splice things together.

-I feel like these are technical terms in a field.

-Yeah.

Don't know what, though.

What do we think the first one...?

-A miner can be also, like, a child.

-30 seconds.

-Petrol.

-Petroleum.

-Things that sound...

Firth.

-Homonyms.

-The Firth of Forth.

-Ten seconds.

-Splice.

-Bight.

-Sound bite.

-Try firth.

Sound bite. Sound, sound, sound...

-Ria.

-And that's it. The time's up

and the wall has frozen.

Defeated by that horrible wall,

but you can still get points for the connections,

so let's resolve the wall.

There you go. That's how it should have looked,

and there's your first blue group starting Schleifer.

So, these are all musical terms.

They are terms for musical ornamentation.

Various bits of twiddling.

And the green group, what can you tell me about that?

-Types of knot.

-Types of knot.

Yes, they are. They are in knotting.

Splice, lashing, standing end, bight -

they are knotting terms. Well done.

-And the pink or purple group, starting ria?

-Water?

Is it sort of watery areas, like bays and things?

-Geographical water features.

-Geographical watery features.

Well, they are. Inlets would be, I think, the technical term,

but watery things, I'll take.

And the final turquoise group, what's that?

Could it be things to do with coal?

-I don't know if they have coal mines in Rennes.

-Yeah.

-Cos petrol comes from coal. I really don't know.

-Go for it.

Hydrocarbon-type things.

Now, what I think is unfortunate

is that not only did you talk about homophones,

you particularly said that miner sounds like a child.

-Also, it sounds like a bird, of course.

-Ah.

-Albatross, petrel, wren, mynah.

-Albatross.

They are homonyms for birds.

-Oh!

-Yeah, no, I wasn't going to see that.

However, you didn't find any of the groups,

but you did manage to tell me three of the connections,

so that's a total of three points.

Let's bring in the Fire-Eaters now, give them the other Connecting Wall,

the Water wall, see if that puts the fire out

or whether you score highly.

You will have two and a half minutes to solve it, of course.

That time starts now.

OK, I think there might be some...

No, The Canterbury Tales.

These are all in The Canterbury Tales.

The Second Nun is, I think, one.

I'm just going to cycle through these quickly.

I think I already did that one. Never mind.

-OK, so, it must be something else.

-Lewis, Holmes - they are detectives.

It's not something to do with...? No, I'm thinking of something else.

-These are mystery writers, aren't they? Child, Cain - James Cain.

-Mm.

Henry Cavill.

-Shall we try that and then...?

-Ayn Rand was a writer.

Yeah, but not really mystery. Miller, maybe.

OK, I'm pretty sure there's got to be something in here

with The Canterbury Tales, unless it's a complete red herring.

There's going to be a word thing here somewhere, so... Liv?

That's kind of an animal noise.

-Neigh. So, neigh...

-But there's nothing else.

-Hmm.

-Cain...

-Dean Cain played Superman, as well, didn't he?

-Reeve, Cain, Cavill all played Superman.

-OK, anyone else?

No.

Shall we try Knight? No?

-Who's another? So, just going through all the names.

-Lewis.

-Sure.

So...

What could false be? What's manciple?

It looks like mandible, but it's not.

Is that something to do with Roman armies or am I getting confused?

OK, great, we've got something.

So, what have we got rid of? We've got rid of Reeve.

I'm just going to double-check this one again cos I...

-Is there a child in it?

-I don't think so, is there?

Sure, OK, we'll try. We'll try that, then.

Then a knight.

-No, I don't think there is.

-American authors - Miller, Rand, Child.

Lewis? Is it Lewis?

Lewis. OK, Lewis.

What, you think neighbour? Neighbour - is that...?

-Lewis is an investigating detective, isn't he?

-Yeah, Holmes.

-Holmes.

-They can't all be red herrings, can they?

-Miller, Child? No.

Ten seconds.

Let's try something else.

That's it. Your time's up,

and the wall has frozen, but you found a group,

and can you tell me the connection starting Reeve?

-They're all actors who have played Superman.

-They are all Supermen.

The great Christopher Reeve, and we've also got there Dean Cain,

Brandon Routh, Henry Cavill. All Supermen.

And you can still get points for the connections

in the groups you didn't find, so let's resolve the wall.

There you go. Holmes, Child, Lewis, Rand.

-Crime writers?

-No, not crime writers. They're...

-They're detectives.

-Detectives, aren't they?

-OK, so,

we think they're all detectives.

I'm afraid they're not. They are British female athletes.

Oh, of course they are.

Kelly Holmes, Denise Lewis, Eilidh Child, Mary Rand.

-Yeah, I've heard of most of them.

-No Sally Gunnell, of course.

Nobody that you've chatted to in an airport.

That would be the problem.

And what about the pink group starting false?

Do we have any idea?

-Neighbour, knight?

-No?

-I don't think we know that one.

I can tell you, you put "hood" after them. Falsehood.

That's liveli - livelihood. Neighbourhood. Knighthood.

That's the word one.

And the last turquoise group starting manciple?

These are all people who tell tales in The Canterbury Tales.

These are The Canterbury Tales, yes.

You don't remember the poor old manciple?

He's a sort of purchasing agent for a law court.

-Tells a story about a crow.

-Yeah.

-The crow story.

But you did find one group,

and you've been able to tell me two connections.

-That is a total of three.

-OK.

-Let's have a look at the scores.

And if you'd like to take part in the next series

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Round Four will decide who goes through and who goes home.

The missing vowels round. Fingers on buzzers, teams.

I can tell you that the first group are all...

-Fagin and Oliver Twist.

-Correct.

Wackford Squeers and

-Nicholas Nickleby.

-Well done.

-No, sorry, it's gone.

-No?

Clareites, do you know?

-Don... No.

-Not it.

Who would know? Daniel Quilp and The Old Curiosity Shop.

Next clue...

Uriah Heep and David Copperfield.

That's right. Next category...

-Emma Thompson.

-Correct.

-Emma of Normandy.

-Correct.

-Lady Hamilton.

-Correct.

-Baby Spice.

-Correct.

Next category...

-Facetious.

-Correct.

-Pandemonium.

-Yes, it is.

-Hallucinogen.

-Correct.

-Cauliflower.

-Yes, it is.

Next category...

Really? No-one? END-OF-ROUND TUNE PLAYS

None of you knows The Admirable Crichton?

-Oh, I've heard of it.

-That was that Barrie play.

But the bell has gone for the end of the quiz,

and I can tell you that the winners,

and going through to the next round with 20 points,

are the Fire-Eaters. Very well done to you.

And after a great Round Four, getting very close with 17 points,

it's the Clareites. Very close.

Good recovery, but, sadly, not quite enough.

We have to say goodbye, sorry. Thank you so much for playing.

-And, Fire-Eaters, well done to you.

-Thank you.

-We'll see you again.

Thanks for watching.

Now, earlier in the series, I said that,

in a stand against sexism,

I would not engage in online conversation

about what I wear on the show. Next week's an exception.

I can exclusively reveal that I will be wearing the apparel

of the Sengoku samurai

to coincide with the launch of our new video game

Only Connect Rise Of The Shadow Warriors,

Battle Of The Gilgamesh Ultimate Warfare -

Deluxe Edition 4,

The Dawn Of Justice Versus Sonic At The Olympics.

Don't miss it. Goodbye.