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Vikings v Inquisitors

Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts the quiz series. Two round-three winners return in a bid to make it the semi-finals.


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Hello, and welcome to Only Connect. Sorry I'm a bit out of breath -

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I was running late for my weekly auto asphyxiation workshop,

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and that turned into quite a session, so...

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SHE EXHALES

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Quizzing tonight, on my right,

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Mark Oxley, a physiotherapist who's terribly

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fond of his Bernese Mountain Dog Bentley.

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John Wilson, a former IT professional, who was once asked

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a question about coconut milk by Alan Hansen.

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And their captain, Mick Lee, an engineering graduate, who

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served a world tour of sausages in his sister's living room.

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United by a yearning for York they are the Vikings.

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You won you're last match against the Wanderers.

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What have the Vikings been up to since then?

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It feels like it was very recent but, yeah,

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we've been hard at work in the training camp.

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If you picture some kind of Shaolin monks of trivia,

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that's essentially been us.

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I'm enjoying picturing that right now. Well done.

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Tonight you are facing, on my left, Luke Kelly,

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a travel enthusiast, who shares his name with the lead

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singer of The Dubliners.

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Rob Cumming, a rabbit fan, who has a pet rabbit

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and was born in the Year of the Rabbit.

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And their captain, Julia Hobbs,

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a marketing graduate, who owns a pig-shaped sandwich toaster

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and has never used it to make a bacon sandwich.

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All interrogators by trade, they are the Inquisitors.

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You won your last match against the Eco-Warriors.

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-What have you been up to since then?

-We've done a lot of sitting

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in a darkened room watching old

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episodes of Only Connect just to sort of get pumped.

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Our viewers can relate to that. Many of them sit in darkened rooms -

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not necessarily for that reason - but they like to sit there.

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You won the toss, Inquisitors, so you'll be going first.

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Which hieroglyph would you like?

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Eye of Horus, please.

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OK, what is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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Ah, yep.

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So, it's, um,

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the...Apple's design guru is Ives,

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so it's I have, I've,

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and we had, married is wed,

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-so the...

-She'd and shed, so it's...

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It's got an apostrophe in it

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and then the bottom is with the apostrophe gone.

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That's what it is, exactly.

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The top bit, if you shorten it to "she'll"

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and then take out the apostrophe, you get another word for "bombard".

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So she'll/shell, bombard.

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We had/wed, married.

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She had/shed, lost hair.

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And it's Ive, it's not Ives,

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-Sir Jonathan Ive.

-Yeah.

-I have.

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Well done spotting the word one.

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Vikings, what would you like?

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Water, please.

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It's the music question.

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What do these musical clues have in common? Here's the first.

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# Libera me... #

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Next, please.

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# Guide me O thou great redeemer... #

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next one, please.

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# Alleluia... #

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We need to keep going, we can't even name that. Next, please.

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# You were the grace that placed itself

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# Where lives were torn apart

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# You called out to our country... #

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Two seconds.

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OK, then. Flowers.

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Not the connection, I'm afraid.

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Inquisitors, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?

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Uh, wind?

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That's not it, either.

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You all recognised the last piece, what was that?

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-Goodbye England's Rose.

-That's right, that was the reworking

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of Candle In The Wind, Sir Elton John's

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version for Princess Diana's funeral.

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And all of the pieces were from the funeral

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of Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Libera Me from Verdi's Requiem.

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Guide me O Thou Great Redeemer was the second piece.

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And Song For Athene, John Tavener.

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They were all pieces played at that funeral service

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for Princess Diana.

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-Inquisitors, what would you like?

-Lion, please.

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What is the connection between these picture clues?

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Here's the first.

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Is that chicken?

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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-Yeah, go for it.

-Napoleonic battle...

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Battles.

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Very well done. They are named after battles.

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Let me show you the two clues you didn't need,

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and talk me through them.

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I think the first one's chicken Marengo.

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Exactly, and what is that battle?

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-That's one of Napoleon's battles.

-1800, yes.

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Then you've got Blenheim Palace, the Battle of Blenheim.

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That's right, Blenheim Palace was given to the 1st Duke of Marlborough

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after the Battle of Blenheim in 1704.

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-And what else are we looking at?

-Is it the Kop?

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Yes, that was nicknamed after Spion Kop, look-out hill,

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because it sort of slanted, 1900 battle.

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-And the last one is...

-The Marathon.

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Named after the Battle of Marathon.

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Very well spotted after just two clues.

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-Vikings, what would you like?

-Horned Viper.

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OK, what is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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OK, next, please.

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That's when the dodo became extinct...

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Oh...

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-It's when birds became extinct.

-Oh, brilliant.

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I'm not sure why I was quite that happy about it, but it's

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when birds became extinct.

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Brilliant! Extinction.

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-Get in.

-But it is brilliant.

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That's very well spotted, you only needed three clues.

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-What birds are we talking about?

-The moa.

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The moa is a sort of ostrich-like flightless bird.

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-The great hawk.

-It would be the great hawk,

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they were killed on Eldey,

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a little island off Iceland in 1844.

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-The dodo.

-Yeah.

-Passenger pigeon.

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That's right, the passenger pigeon.

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The last known one, do you know what it was called?

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Lucky.

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It was called Martha in honour of the First Lady Martha Washington.

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Died at Cincinnati Zoo in 1914.

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Do you know what's interesting about the Pyrenean ibex?

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It's one of these Lazarus animals which was extinct

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and then was kind of brought back.

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That's it. It was the first-ever species to become un-extinct.

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It was cloned in 2009.

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Unfortunately, the clone only lived for seven minutes

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and died again but it was made un-extinct.

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Well done. Good extra knowledge.

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So, 2 points to you, Vikings.

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Inquisitors, what would you like?

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Twisted Flax, please.

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What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

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Next?

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Oh, OK.

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I'm informed by my colleagues that these are what was done with

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the remains of the person in...in the question.

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It is about ashes. This is a cheery episode, isn't it?

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We had a funeral, now we're talking about ashes.

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Absolutely right. So, let's have a chat about these clues.

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What's going on at clue one?

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I don't know... Presumably they smoked him.

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Yes, apparently in his song - do you say song, rap, piece? - Black Jesus,

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he said, "Last wishes..."

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And then something I think I don't want to say.

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"Last wishes, my dear friends and colleagues, smoke my ashes."

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And apparently his band Outlawz

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mixed his ashes with dope

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and smoked them.

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Although wouldn't that just make more ashes?

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-And who's Fred Baur?

-So he's the designer of the Pringles can

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-and his ashes were put into a Pringles can.

-That's right,

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he wanted to be buried in a Pringles can and his children

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went to the supermarket to choose one and his son Larry said,

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"My siblings and I debated which flavour to use,

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"but I said we need to use the original."

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To be buried in the cheese and onion flavour would just be undignified.

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-And who's James Doohan?

-He is Scotty from Star Trek?

-That's right,

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his ashes went into space.

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And Hunter S Thompson, his ashes were fired from a cannon.

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-Who paid for that?

-Johnny Depp. Cost him a mint as well.

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So, very well done. 3 points after two clues.

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Back to you, Vikings, for the last question of the round,

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the Two Reeds. You'll be seeing a series of clues, what do they have

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in common? Here's the first.

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OK, well, we need the next... Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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-Shall we?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Don't.

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This is some top quizzing.

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"Don't" is the connection. I'm going to show you all four clues.

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What's happening here?

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Well, Don't Turn Around is Aswad.

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Don't Look Back In Anger would be Oasis.

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-Don't Cha would be the Pussycat Dolls.

-Yeah.

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Don't Call Me Baby. Right, that's '80s, innit?

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Voice Of The Beehive, maybe?

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Yeah, Voice Of The Beehive or Madison Avenue from 2000.

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-Yes.

-Exactly so. You put "don't" in front of all of them

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and you get UK number ones. Very well done.

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It means, at the end of a lovely round one,

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the Vikings have 5 points,

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the Inquisitors have 7.

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Great relief for both teams as that round comes to an end and

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we go on to round two.

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Will there be a music sequence? Here's hoping.

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Inquisitors, you'll be going first again,

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-which hieroglyph would you like?

-We'll take Two Reeds, please.

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What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Sunday...our fiends.

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I need to hear something specific.

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-Our best friends?

-Not it, I'm afraid.

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Vikings, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?

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-Sunday...tea with our friends?

-It's not.

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They are toasts.

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-It's Sunday: absent friends.

-Ah!

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These are Royal Navy toasts.

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After dinner, in wardrooms on land or at sea,

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on a Thursday they would toast a bloody war or a sickly season.

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A sickly season meaning sort of high casualties

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and the surviving members of the crew might be promoted,

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so you'd sort of wish for that, oddly.

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Friday...

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Saturday...

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And Sunday...

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Now, it wasn't always our families. Do you know what it used to be?

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-The Queen?

-Oh, something like mistresses and...

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-Wives and mistresses.

-Well, they didn't say mistresses,

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the official toast on Saturday was, "Our wives and sweethearts,"

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and then the men would shout, "May they never meet!"

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And they changed that in 2013 because of women at sea.

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Though women had been at sea for 20 years or more, they changed it.

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Although, I think that's so typical. They took the humour away.

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They just made it "our families". Cos you could have said,

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"Our spouses and sweethearts."

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And then you could still say, "May they never meet!"

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But, oh, no, they gotta take the joking away.

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So it became "our families".

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Royal Navy toasts and "absent friends" would have been next.

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-Vikings, what would you like?

-The Eye of Horus, please.

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What would come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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-Oh, it must be the...

-Is it The Very Hungry Caterpillar?

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-No, it's the stages of a pupa and a butterfly.

-Caterpillar.

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I think that's a good guess.

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There's gotta be something that's a butterfly, then, other than,

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well, a knife.

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Swimming stroke.

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-Right, shall we?

-Yeah.

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Swimming stroke.

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A swimming stroke or the back of an earring,

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something like that would be an acceptable answer.

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What's happening in this sequence?

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That's the life cycle of a butterfly.

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Blondie on Chrysalis.

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-Oh, yes.

-It's exactly so.

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Britain's first internet bank, as you spotted early, was Egg.

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It did very well and then sort of disappeared in the dotcom boom.

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It was a victim of that.

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Continuous track on a tank is a caterpillar,

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the rolling bit underneath.

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Started on tractors and went on to tanks.

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Blondie's record label was Chrysalis

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and then butterfly.

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-Back to you Inquisitors.

-Lion, please.

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OK, what will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Uh...why selenium?

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Is the right answer.

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What's going on here, Rob?

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Um, Why-Be, Why-C, Why-Au...

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Why-because.

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That's exactly so. We're shortening the elements, of course,

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so beryllium becomes Be, carbon C, gold au.

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B-E-C-A-U and selenium is Se. Why?

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-ALL:

-Because.

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Vikings, your turn for a choice.

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Twisted Flax, please.

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OK, these are going to be picture clues. What sort of thing would you

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expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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Is that Quentin Willson?

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I'm not sure it is, no.

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I think we need the next, don't we?

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Next, please.

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That is Mark Lawson.

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Is this Chancellors of the Exchequer?

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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Does that help?

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-We've got Mark, John...

-Oh, so you want a Luke, do you?

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Two seconds.

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Luke Haines, lead singer of The Auteurs.

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I'm afraid that would not complete the sequence.

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Inquisitors, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

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Naughtie.

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Not it, I'm afraid. Vikings, what did you think the sequence was?

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I now realise it's Matthew, Mark, Luke, John the wrong way round.

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It's Evangelists. The problem is your second clue is Luke Harvey,

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the jockey and broadcaster.

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It is Evangelists and it goes John, Luke, Mark -

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we're going backwards to a Matthew.

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We've got Matthew Parris, best known for being

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on the Goldfinger's Team of a charity special of Only Connect.

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The former MP, a great Times columnist.

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Did you ever see that episode?

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He was on with Charlie Higson and Daisy Goodwin.

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He was against Rosie Boycott, Richard Osman and Clarke Carlisle.

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Richard Osman, of course, almost unbeatable.

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He had a ridiculous round of ways to

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leave your lover on the missing vowels.

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He was shouting them before the clues had even come up.

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No points there, then. Inquisitors, what would you like?

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-Water, please.

-What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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Next, please.

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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THEY CONFER QUIETLY

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1 Cornwall.

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Not the answer. Unless you've got an alternative sequence?

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-We were thinking...

-Number of counties around them.

-Oh, no,

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that doesn't work as a sequence.

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Vikings, do you want to have a go for a bonus?

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-1 Cleveland.

-And why would that be?

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Cos we're swinging wildly at a guess.

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Let me ask you this question.

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How will you be getting home after the series is complete?

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In my motorcar.

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-And what route will you be taking?

-I'll be taking the M1.

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The M1 towards West Yorkshire? Why didn't you say so before?

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That is clue four. These are motorways and where they finish.

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The M4 goes from West London to Pont Abraham in Carmarthenshire.

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M3 also from West London to Southampton in Hampshire.

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The M2, it's entirely in Kent.

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And the M1 goes from London to Leeds in West Yorkshire.

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How rueful you'll feel as you look at the signs on the way home.

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But you may have the Horned Viper question that remains.

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What will come fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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Yeah, OK, this is backwards in the Bourne films.

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The first one, as you'll have seen in ITV a lot of times, is

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Identity, is it?

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Are you good with Bourne?

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Um, Ultimatum, etc being in there.

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-It's low stakes, we can hot dog a bit, shall we?

-Yeah.

-OK.

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The Bourne Identity.

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Nice hot-dogging but I'm afraid no buns for you because that is

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not the sequence we have in mind.

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So I'm going to show the next two clues to the

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Inquisitors for a possible bonus.

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Oh.

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These are the last in...

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-I can't give you long.

-Um... Oh.

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-No, you don't know.

-No.

-What sequence were you thinking of?

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We were thinking it was the Jason Bourne films in reverse order.

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If that were the sequence it would have been Supremacy anyway.

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But I'm afraid that's not the sequence.

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It is the Bourne films part five.

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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

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was the fourth in that series, Bridget Jones's Baby was the third,

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so we wanted to hear a film that was the second in the series.

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For example, Basic Instinct 2 we went with.

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Yes, it is fifth, fourth, third and second parts of a film series.

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But I like your gambling.

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And it's a new phrase to me - hot-dogging.

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-Yeah.

-What does it mean? Gambling?

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-Showboating.

-Oh, OK.

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-I like it.

-You get it from...

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..skiing and other sports.

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That's why I don't know it, I stay away from those.

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That means, at the end of round two, the Vikings have 8 points,

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the Inquisitors have 9.

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On to the Connecting Wall and, Vikings,

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you'll be going first this time. Would you like Lion or Water?

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-Water.

-OK, you've got two and a half minutes to solve the Water Wall,

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starting now.

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Erm...clip-on tie. Kipper tie.

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Bowtie.

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Bow.

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Four in hand is a knot, yeah, so's ascot.

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Oh, ascot is a tie...

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Four in hand and... Bow I think could be a few other things.

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Let's go kipper.

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Bloater is also a smoked fish.

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Is it?

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It has the look of one.

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Just one there...

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Erm, right.

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Have a play with this if you want to...

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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Oh, yeah, a bolo tie, it's what the cowboys wear, innit?

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Right.

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Let's go fish.

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Buckling? No.

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Try surstromming.

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Let's take bloater out, maybe.

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Oh!

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No, OK, right.

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Buckling, bloater.

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Anything else?

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Life Of Brian?

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-Those are...

-Anagrams.

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But there's nothing else, is there?

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Yeah, OK, so Life Of Brian...

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-Take a photograph, take a chance.

-Great.

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-You can take a bow.

-Yes, you can.

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-Right.

-Three lives now.

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Astrophysics, Astro Boy. Astro...

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That's a kid's character.

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So's Brian.

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-Brain.

-Brain is in Thunderbirds, aye.

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-Astro.

-Well, there's Astro Boy.

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And the rest of them look kind of fishy,

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but I think we've been round...

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You've solved the Wall. Well done.

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What about the connecting points?

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Tell me about the first group starting ascot.

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They are ties, neckwear.

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That's right, they are all ties.

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And the green group:

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Taker.

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Things you can take.

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And the next one:

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They are children's cartoon characters.

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I need to hear something specific.

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-Dogs.

-They are cartoon dogs.

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And the last group:

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Prepared fish.

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-There is one word I need to hear.

-Smoked.

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-Herring.

-Herring, yes.

-Herring.

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Yes, we need to be specific now.

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They are herring dishes.

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Are you familiar with surstromming?

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Is that the one that's pickled for years and it's awful

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and it smells horrendous?

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The smell is so foul that it can only be eaten outdoors.

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They stopped serving it on planes.

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It's illegal to carry it on buses,

0:23:090:23:11

-isn't it?

-Yeah.

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I thought there was some in the

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studio the other day. It was

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just the crew.

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You solved the Wall.

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You found four groups, you got the four connecting points,

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you get the bonus, that's a maximum of 10.

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Let's bring in the Inquisitors now and give them the other Wall

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and see what they can do about solving it.

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You've got two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall starting now.

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Swinegate, Watergate.

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-Uh...

-Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

0:23:370:23:41

These are places in...York?

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Swinegate. Shambles. Pavement.

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Bunga Bunga was a scandal.

0:23:470:23:50

Watergate was a scandal.

0:23:500:23:51

Farrago?

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It's a kind of a scandal.

0:23:530:23:55

Teapot Dome sounds like a scandal.

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Jumble sale, car-boot sale, flash...

0:24:000:24:03

-Yeah, go for it.

-Flash sale?

0:24:030:24:06

So if we've got scandals, Rainbow Warrior was

0:24:060:24:08

kind of a scandal as well. Shall we go for sales?

0:24:080:24:10

Yeah, go on.

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-Right.

-Right.

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I still think Teapot Dome is a scandal.

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Hodgepodge.

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You can make a farrago of something.

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And a gallimaufry has to be that cos

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God knows what that other word's going to be.

0:24:230:24:25

So we think Rainbow Warrior must be part of the scandals with

0:24:250:24:27

Bunga Bunga, Watergate and Teapot Dome.

0:24:270:24:30

You've solved the Wall.

0:24:300:24:32

Amazing. Very well done.

0:24:320:24:33

Let's look for the connections.

0:24:330:24:35

Shambles...

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-They are places in York.

-They are. Yes, I wonder

0:24:400:24:42

what would have happened if the other team had chosen that.

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Mind you, they could hardly have solved it faster than you.

0:24:450:24:47

Have you been to York?

0:24:470:24:48

You have been literally everywhere,

0:24:480:24:50

every place that comes up.

0:24:500:24:52

"Have you ever been to Mongolia?"

0:24:520:24:53

"Actually, I worked there for a few years back in the day."

0:24:530:24:56

Amazing. You have the life of

0:24:560:24:58

somebody that is 400 years old.

0:24:580:24:59

And the skin.

0:24:590:25:02

And the green group:

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-They are types of sale.

-Well done.

0:25:070:25:10

And the next group starting gallimaufry.

0:25:100:25:12

They are ways to make a mess of things.

0:25:120:25:15

Exactly. All things you didn't do with that Wall.

0:25:150:25:18

All words for muddle.

0:25:180:25:19

And the last one:

0:25:190:25:21

They are scandals of a political nature.

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That's right.

0:25:270:25:28

Because the Rainbow Warrior,

0:25:280:25:29

that was when the Greenpeace ship

0:25:290:25:31

was sunk by French agents

0:25:310:25:32

and that caused a lot of political fallout.

0:25:320:25:35

And Bunga Bunga is what?

0:25:350:25:36

That's Berlusconi's parties.

0:25:360:25:39

Exactly. His "special" parties.

0:25:390:25:41

So 4 points for the groups you found,

0:25:410:25:43

4 points for the connections and the bonus.

0:25:430:25:45

That is a maximum of 10 points.

0:25:450:25:46

Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.

0:25:460:25:49

So two perfect Walls means the pressure is on for round four,

0:25:560:25:59

the missing vowels round.

0:25:590:26:01

Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:010:26:03

I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:26:030:26:07

-Inquisitors.

-Cents in a dollar.

-Correct.

0:26:100:26:12

Well, why would anyone know that here?

0:26:190:26:21

-Inquisitors.

-Sum of the first nine primes.

-Very well done.

0:26:280:26:31

-Inquisitors.

-Zeroes in a googol.

-Correct. Next category.

0:26:350:26:38

-Vikings.

-The Woman In Black Mirror.

-Correct.

0:26:450:26:48

-Inquisitors.

-Romeo And Juliet Bravo.

-Yes, it is.

0:26:510:26:54

-Vikings.

-Endgame Of Thrones.

-Correct.

0:26:580:27:01

-Inquisitors.

-A Doll's House Of Cards.

-Correct. Next category.

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-Inquisitors.

-The Eternal City.

-Rome.

0:27:130:27:16

-Vikings.

-The City Of Light.

-Paris.

0:27:190:27:21

-Vikings.

-Auld Reekie.

-Cameraman two.

0:27:260:27:29

-Vikings.

-The Pearl Of The Danube.

0:27:330:27:36

Giving the answer just as the bell goes. That is correct. Budapest.

0:27:380:27:43

But it's the end of the quiz

0:27:430:27:45

and after some really brilliant quizzing by all six of you,

0:27:450:27:48

I can tell you that the winners and straight through to the

0:27:480:27:51

semifinal with 25 points are the Inquisitors.

0:27:510:27:54

And a brilliant 23 points

0:27:540:27:56

for you, Vikings.

0:27:560:27:58

You will get another chance to go

0:27:580:28:00

through to the semifinal later

0:28:000:28:01

in the series. But very well done, everybody.

0:28:010:28:03

Really great stuff from all of you.

0:28:030:28:05

Before we go, I just want to share a lovely message

0:28:050:28:08

I received from a group of viewers since last week.

0:28:080:28:11

"Hello, we are super-intelligent molluscs from the future

0:28:110:28:16

"who feast on human flesh and we'd just like to say how much

0:28:160:28:18

"we love watching reruns of Only Connect to whet our appetites

0:28:180:28:21

"for eating your descendants.

0:28:210:28:23

"We do quite well on the round one and two questions

0:28:230:28:26

"but, being molluscs, we do tend to get stuck on the Wall."

0:28:260:28:29

Isn't that nice? Goodbye.

0:28:290:28:32

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