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Hello and welcome to Only Connect.

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And if you'd like to come along

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and be in the live audience for the show,

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then please drop us a line via the website.

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I mean, it'll be slightly weird

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because we don't have a live audience for the show.

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There isn't a great crowd of people here,

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not laughing at the things I say.

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Apart from the crew.

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But you can stand with them, the cameramen, they won't mind,

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they haven't got much to do.

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They're just standing around, standing, standing.

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We're not making Lord Of The Rings. Although sometimes it looks like it.

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Let's meet the teams.

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On my right, Ian King,

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a French and Russian graduate who's listed in

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the Guinness Book Of Records, along with 2,275 colleagues,

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for standing on one leg.

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Tim Harrison, a communications consultant

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who used to be a heavyweight boxer.

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And their captain, Tim Hall, a former accountant

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who successfully predicted a woman's pregnancy using tarot cards.

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All fans of Inspector Morse,

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they are the Detectives.

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Now, you lost your last game against the Escapologists.

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How competitive are you feeling about tonight's match?

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We're going to be absolutely, massively competitive

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as long as that's all right with everyone else.

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Terrifying.

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The opponents you're scaring tonight are, on my left,

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Rob Cromarty, a former archaeologist who enjoys writing Latin poetry.

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Aidan Sproat-Clements, a head of mathematics

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who designed his own wedding stationery using fractals.

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And their captain, Dan Sproat-Clements,

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a housemaster who recently enjoyed a wine-tasting trip to Chablis

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and ended up attending a wedding reception with the vineyard's owner.

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All working at Wellington College,

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they are the Beaks.

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You lost your last game against the Belgophiles.

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Has that rattled the confidence? How's the team?

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There wasn't much confidence to begin with so, yes,

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whatever there was has now safely run away and hidden in the corner.

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We tossed a coin to see who would be going first in this match.

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Detectives, you won. Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.

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Can we have Water, please?

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Water. Good luck, both teams.

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Someone has to go home tonight, I hope it's neither of you.

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But I'm hoping in vain.

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What is the connection between these apparently random clues?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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That is the effect whereby stupid people don't realise they're stupid.

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It's possible, the first one is very similar.

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Shall we go for another one?

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Next, please.

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That is when you are promoted to your level of incompetence.

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Maximum, sort of...

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All sorts of psychological effects

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or psychological observations of how people behave.

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-But to do with intelligence?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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BELL

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They're all psychological observations

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about the way people act,

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to do with their intelligence.

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So, the Peter Principle, people are

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promoted to the level of their incompetence.

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The Dunning-Kruger effect is when stupid people don't

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realise that they're stupid.

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I'm minded to accept it.

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That's very good of you.

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I really want to hear incompetence

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rather than intelligence or stupidity, but you're in

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the right zone and I think you know what these things are.

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You didn't need to see the last one, Dilbert Principle, what's that?

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Is it something to do with the cartoon Dilbert?

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And the Pointy Haired Boss, presumably?

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I don't know if it's to do with a cartoon. I know what it is.

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The idea is you promote somebody higher up the chain

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because the higher up they are, the less damage they can do.

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So you keep the incompetent people...

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I don't know what you're implying!

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But at the lower levels, where people do the real work,

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you keep the competent people.

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And, yes, the Peter Principle is people rising to the level of

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their incompetence. A similar idea, really.

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Putts Law is negative selection,

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people who understand what they don't manage

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and manage what they don't understand.

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The Dunning-Kruger effect, I think, as you said... Yes.

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My notes say, "A cognitive bias in which low ability individuals

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"suffer from illusory superiority,

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"assessing their own ability as higher than it really is."

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We all know one of those.

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I can literally see the cameramen nodding. Mmm-hmm.

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Do you know what it's inspired by, that study?

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People called Dunning and Kruger.

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No, I think they were the people that did the study.

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No, it was a man who robbed two banks

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and he covered his face in lemon juice...

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Because he thought it makes

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invisible ink or something like that?

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Exactly so.

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Because you can make invisible ink,

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he thought his face wouldn't be picked out by CCTV.

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Well done, you get two points.

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-Beaks, what would you like?

-Eye of Horus, please.

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The Eye of Horus. These are going to be picture clues.

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Something connects them. What is it?

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Time starts now.

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Next, please.

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Next.

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BELL

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Demi-something.

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You also get two points for coming in after three clues.

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Well done. I'll show you the last clue, and tell me...?

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-Demijohn?

-Demijohn is the last one. What are the other pictures?

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-The first is a demitasse, a cup.

-That's right.

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And a demi-semi-quaver.

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That's right. The second one, a demilune.

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A demi-semi-quaver, which is a 32nd note.

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Do you know what you call a 512th note?

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-Give him a second.

-Erm...

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A hemi-demi-semi- hemi-demi-semi-quaver.

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All demi-somethings, well done.

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Back to you, Detectives, for a choice.

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-Can we have Twisted Flax, please?

-Yes, you can.

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What is the connection between these clues?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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-They used to be one country. They used to be united.

-Japan?

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Do you want to go for another one? Just to be certain.

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-I think we'd want to.

-Next, please.

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-Let's go for it, shall we?

-BELL

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They all used to be one entity.

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I'm afraid they did not.

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So I'm going to show the last clue to the Beaks for a possible bonus.

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-No?

-No, you don't know.

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-Got it now.

-What is it?

-Straits.

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They're straits.

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Straits, and the countries that they separate.

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So, the Denmark Strait separates Iceland and Greenland,

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the Korea Strait, South Korea and Japan.

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And so forth.

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What do you find at the western end of the Denmark Strait?

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-Denmark?

-SHE LAUGHS

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You find the North Atlantic circulation pump.

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What is the North Atlantic circulation pump?

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-Erm...

-An area of rising hot water

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that keeps the Atlantic spinning the way it should?

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I mean, in a way...

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It's the world's highest waterfall,

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-but it's underwater.

-OK.

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And the difference in temperature means the air...?

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That's right, you get temperature differences. Isn't that weird?

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I think it's cheating for a waterfall to be underwater,

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because how do you get to go and look at it?

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That's what you'd find at the western end of the Denmark Strait.

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So, no points there. Beaks, your turn to pick a hieroglyph.

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-Lion, please.

-Lion.

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What is the connection between these apparently random clues?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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Next, please.

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Are they anagrams?

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-Yes!

-BELL

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They are anagrams of your Only Connect hieroglyphs.

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They are anagrams of hieroglyphs. Very well done.

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I'm going to show you the last clue.

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What are they anagrams for?

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Water, Lion, Two Reeds and Horned Viper.

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That's right. The first one, Horned Viper.

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Ed Towers is Two Reeds.

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Loin is Lion. ET war, Water.

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-Shall I tell you some others?

-Please.

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All very appropriate. Horned Viper, "no perv hired".

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If only. If only, is what I'd say to that.

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You can also make "hide porn rev" and "hen provider".

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Eye of Horus, "house foray".

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Twisted Flax, "fits lewd tax".

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All anagrams of hieroglyphs used on Only Connect.

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Very well spotted.

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Detectives, what would you like?

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-Can we have Two Reeds, please?

-Two Reeds. OK,

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I'm afraid it's the music question.

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You'll be hearing your lovely clues. What connects them?

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Time starts now.

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# This old world will never change...

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-Do you have an idea?

-No.

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# ..The way it's been... #

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Next, please.

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# I'm going to wash the dishes

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# While you go have a beer... #

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Next, please.

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# Hey, kids, shake it loose together

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# The spotlight's hitting something

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# That's been known to change the weather

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# We'll kill the fatted... #

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Next, please.

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UP-TEMPO DIXIELAND JAZZ

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BELL

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-Are they all NFL teams?

-Very well done.

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-What did we hear?

-We recognised Bennie And The Jets

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-and When The Saints Go Marching In.

-Yep?

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-Haven't a clue on the others.

-We also heard Dolphins, Tim Buckley,

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for the Miami Dolphins. And Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?,

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Paula Cole. Well spotted.

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All contain NFL teams in their titles.

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Back to you, Beaks.

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I suppose it will be the Horned Viper.

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Hide porn rev.

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It's the Horned Viper question.

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What is the connection between these clues?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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Are these David Walliams novels?

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-Are you sure?

-Yeah, go for it. Let's go for it.

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BELL

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David Walliams novels.

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I'm afraid not.

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So I'm going to show the next two clues to the Detectives

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for a possible bonus point.

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They've all won the prize for children's literature.

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Carnegie, is it?

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No, they may have all won prizes, but not all the same one.

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Gangsta Granny is a David Walliams novel.

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The Butterfly Lion is Michael Morpurgo.

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The Selfish Giant, Oscar Wilde.

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They are children's stories in which the title character dies.

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Sorry for the spoiler, there.

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But, yes, that is the connection, is that they have tragic endings.

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-Do you know The Selfish Giant, the Oscar Wilde story?

-No.

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A giant dies under a tree.

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Do people feel sorry for him? Because he is selfish.

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I think he becomes less selfish over the course of the story,

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-then dies anyway.

-Oh, I see.

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The Butterfly Lion...

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This is awful, I'm reading these plots.

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The title character is befriended as an orphan cub, sold,

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then it dies and then...

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Right, I'm never reading that, I'm never reading that.

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At the end of Round One,

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the Detectives have three points,

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the Beaks have four.

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Round Two, the sequences round.

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The teams may see a maximum of three clues.

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I want to know what will come fourth in a sequence.

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Detectives, you'll be going first again.

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-Which hieroglyph would you like?

-Can we have Eye of Horus, please?

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Yes, you can. What will come fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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CNN?

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Fox?

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Next.

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-That's HB.

-HBO.

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So what's that? That's HBOS. HBO.

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HB.

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-So will that be just H?

-Hydrogen.

-Yeah.

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BELL

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Hydrogen.

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Is an acceptable answer.

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I'd have preferred Ian Watkins from Steps.

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-But why?

-It's going from HBOS to HBO, to HB, to H.

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That's right. HBOS, HBO, HB,

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I need something representing H.

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Being more highbrow than us,

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you chose hydrogen rather than a member of Steps.

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Back to you, Beaks, for a choice.

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-Water, please.

-Water. What would come fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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Heads, shoulders, knees and toes.

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-Toes is phalanges.

-No, meta...

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Or metatarsals.

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Yeah, yeah, go for it. Go for it.

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BELL

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-Metatarsals.

-And why would that be?

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Head, shoulders, knees and toes.

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I'll accept it, that's the right puzzle.

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I think a doctor would tell you that phalanges would be more correct

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than metatarsals, but you have solved the puzzle.

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These are of course...?

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The bones corresponding to the bits

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in the song Head, Shoulders, Knees And Toes.

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I think your parietal bone is that bit around your temples and eyes.

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Yes, the sides and top of the cranium.

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And the collarbone connects the shoulder blade to the sternum.

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-Kneecaps?

-Yes, patellae.

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Do you know...? Who's the classicist?

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Oh, dear.

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What does that mean, do you know?

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Given the ending, I'd suggest it's a diminutive,

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-so it's a small form of something.

-A little pan.

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Isn't that sweet? The knees, little pans.

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Two girls, one on each knee.

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Phalanges, the bones of the toes,

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metatarsals, bones of the foot, I think, really.

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But you've solved it correctly. Well done.

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Back to you, Detectives, for a choice.

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-Lion, please.

-Lion.

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OK, what will come fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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Next, please.

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Right, he's the host of the...

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Which show in America? Of the late-night talk shows?

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-Has he been replaced by James Corden?

-Yes.

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BELL

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Without a huge amount of confidence, James Corden.

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Is the right answer.

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Why do you think that might be?

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They are the hosts of a late-night chat show in America,

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-but I can't remember which one.

-The Late Late Show, that's right,

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an American talk show from 1995 to the present.

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What is James Corden's middle name?

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It's gone completely from my head.

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-Do you know?

-Alexander?

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-Kimberley.

-Oh.

-It's Kimberley.

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So even though you weren't confident, you were correct

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and you may have the points. Well done.

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Back to you, Beaks, for a choice.

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-Horned Viper, please.

-OK.

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What would come fourth in this picture sequence?

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Here's the first.

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Is that London?

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Next, please.

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That's Fawlty Towers.

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No, no.

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'97 was Tony Blair.

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So then it's Gordon Brown.

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-Do something.

-Two seconds.

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BELL

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Erm...

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So.

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Erm...

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2000 and, erm...

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..17, and...

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I'm going to stop you there, I'm afraid that is not the right answer.

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So I'm going to show the third in the sequence for the Detectives

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for a possible bonus point.

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-Holland?

-Yeah.

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I can't give you long.

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2015 and a picture of a Cameron Highlander.

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Nope. What do you think the sequence is?

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Is it leaders of the Conservative Party in the year they left?

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So it would be 2016 and a Cameron Highlander?

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It's the year they lost elections.

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So, Heath, '74. Major, '97.

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We want then Hague, The Hague, 2001.

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2005, Howard. Michael Howard.

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So we've got Howard the Duck there.

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That is the sequence.

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It is Tory leaders who lost a general election

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and we're going towards Howard.

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You both bounded too far into the future.

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But you have your own question, Detectives, which is it to be?

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-Can we have Two Reeds, please?

-Yes, you can.

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What will come fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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BELL

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31-40:2.

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Is the right answer. And why is that?

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We think it is the number of prime numbers within that range.

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That's exactly right, it's as simple as that.

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between 31 and 40 there are two prime numbers.

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One question remains, the Twisted Flax.

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What would come fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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It won the Best Picture.

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It was originally the stage version of My Fair Lady.

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Next, please.

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Was Chicago the next musical to win Best Picture?

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-I think so.

-Go for it.

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BELL

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-Chicago.

-Is the right answer.

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What is the sequence?

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These are musicals that have won the Best Picture at the Oscars.

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That is exactly right.

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And why was our question editor disappointed in the spring of 2017?

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Because La La Land very nearly won and then didn't.

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Exactly so.

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Even though Moonlight is unarguably the better film,

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it's not so interesting when you're

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trying to make sequences in Only Connect. Had La La Land won,

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as Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway tried to make happen,

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it would have been so useful for our show.

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Has there ever been a more embarrassing moment at the Oscars?

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Gwyneth Paltrow's crying?

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I don't know. She cried, Jennifer Lawrence fell over,

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there've been terrible speeches, but declaring the wrong thing

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and then the people are taking the thing and then...aargh!

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Terrible.

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But the right answer.

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That means, at the end of Round Two,

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the Beaks have nine points,

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the Detectives have ten.

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Time now for the Wall Game.

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Sorry, Beaks, wrong school.

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But you do get to go first.

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Would you like Lion or Water?

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-Lion, please.

-Lion.

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You have 2.5 minutes to solve the Lion wall, starting now.

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Catcher is a baseball player.

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A channel, a gutter, a trench...

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Long on's a cricket fielder,

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gully's a fielder, slip's a fielder.

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And point's a fielder.

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-BUZZ

-And so is cover.

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-Not gutter, not gutter.

-BUZZ

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Slip, gully, long on and point.

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-Channel...gully...

-BUZZ

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Gutter's a term in bowling.

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BUZZ

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BUZZ

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-Creek, culvert...

-BUZZ

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-Creek, culvert...

-Gully and ditch?

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-Gully, ditch.

-And trench.

-BUZZ

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And also channel, please.

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-A slip is an item of clothing.

-BUZZ

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Can I keep trying the...?

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-OK, so...

-BUZZ

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-Butch Cassidy, Pat Garrett...

-BUZZ

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-..they're cowboys.

-BUZZ

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Fine.

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BUZZ

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-BUZZ

-Long on, gully, slip and cover

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-and point are all fielding points.

-BUZZ

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-OK, fine.

-BUZZ

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BUZZ

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BUZZ

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-Hmm, this is rather difficult.

-BUZZ

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Catcher is a cricket position as well.

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-BUZZ

-Is it?

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BUZZ

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So, creek is... Wonderful.

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So, Creek's a detective, Creek is a river.

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Ditch is a river area.

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We're quite hard for time.

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BUZZ

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Banish is to...

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Three lives, one minute.

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Slipper? P-E-R at the end? OK.

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Lip's in there, but's in there, ban's in there and cat is in there.

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OK, so... Postman Pat.

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Can we try that as one which is...?

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But there's no link to those words.

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-Well, they all contain another hidden word.

-Of?

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They've all got a short, three-letter word in them.

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-BUZZ

-OK.

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So...

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-Is there a word...?

-Butch Cassidy, Pat Garrett.

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Pat Cash, Jonathan Creek.

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Ten seconds.

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Let's go with something.

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BUZZ

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-BUZZ

-OK.

-OK.

-That's it.

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Your lives are up, but you found two groups on that horrible wall.

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Can you tell me the connections?

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Cover, gully, point, long on?

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They're fielding positions in cricket.

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That's exactly what they are.

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And the green group - ditch, gutter, culvert, channel?

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They're all things that water drains through.

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All conduits for water.

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And what about the groups you didn't find?

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Let's resolve the wall.

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There you go.

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Catcher, slip, pat, boy?

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-Things that are best?

-No.

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Now, You mentioned Butch Cassidy earlier.

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It's cow. Like cowboy.

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Cowboy, cowpat, cowslip, cow catcher

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is something to do with a train.

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Oh, yes, in front.

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Cow at the beginning of all of them.

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And the last, turquoise group -

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trench, butch, creek, banish?

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Can you put the letters E-R at the end of them to make...?

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-I think creeker is not quite anything.

-I'm not sure.

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This is what it is.

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You can change the first letter to make a language.

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-French, Dutch, Greek, Danish.

-Greek!

-Danish!

-Wow.

-Unlucky.

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But you did find two groups and give me the connections,

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that's a total of four.

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Let's bring in their opponents now and give them

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the other connecting wall, the Water wall, see how they get on.

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You have got 2.5 minutes to solve the Water wall, starting now.

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OK, shall we go for some of them?

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-BUZZ

-OK, what else?

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BUZZ

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BUZZ

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OK, that's in heraldry.

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Shall we try heraldry?

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Pale fire?

0:22:400:22:41

Anemone, erm...

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Anemone is a plant and a...

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Is that heraldry?

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Other plants here.

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Other plants...

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-Women's names as well.

-Yeah.

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I think we need to work out what...

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Sea anemone, sea cucumber.

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Sea gooseberry? Sea violet?

0:23:000:23:02

BUZZ

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-OK.

-Three lives now.

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Bend sinister, pale fire...

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You think those are both heraldry?

0:23:090:23:11

Violet? Cora?

0:23:110:23:12

It's Downton Abbey. I don't watch it, but...

0:23:140:23:17

Cora, Edith, Mary

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and...

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..and Violet, I think.

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What would these other ones be? They're books by...

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..by Nabokov, aren't they?

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Lolita.

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So, we think it might be Violet.

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-And those are all Nabokov, do we think?

-Yeah.

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-Really?

-Let's see if it's right first.

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-BUZZ

-It's not.

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So, what else can be...?

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That must be a novel, if they're novels, that must be a novel.

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Lolita, there's no Lolita in Downton.

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-OK, so we've tried...

-Is Isabel in Downton?

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-Is there a Cora in Downton?

-Yes.

-OK.

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There's a Mary, Edith and Cora.

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Try... We did...

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Yeah.

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-BUZZ

-OK.

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-And Lolita?

-There's no Lolita in Downton.

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So it's Cora or Mary.

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Could be, couldn't it? Or it could be Mary.

0:24:100:24:13

Shall we go for one of these?

0:24:130:24:14

-We've tried...?

-No.

-We haven't tried this.

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Shall we go for this? I don't think we can get any further.

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BUZZ

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That's it, that is your three lives.

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But you found two groups and can you tell me the connection

0:24:270:24:30

in the first one, starting lilac?

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They're all shades of purple.

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All shades of purple.

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And the green group - lily, cucumber, anemone, gooseberry?

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If you put sea in front of them, you get a different sort of organism.

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You can put sea in front of all of them.

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You can still get points for the connections,

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so let's resolve the wall.

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There you go.

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Mary, Bend Sinister, Pale Fire, Lolita?

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We think these must be Nabokov works.

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They are novels by Vladimir Nabokov.

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And the last group - Violet, Edith, Cora, Isabel?

0:24:560:25:00

These are Downton Abbey characters.

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They are the characters from Downton Abbey and Mary was the red herring.

0:25:010:25:05

So, two points for the groups and four for the connections,

0:25:050:25:07

that's a total of six.

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Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.

0:25:090:25:12

So it's quite close and the outcome will be decided

0:25:180:25:20

in the missing vowels round.

0:25:200:25:22

Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:25:220:25:24

The first group of disguised clues

0:25:240:25:26

are all things you might do if you're angry.

0:25:260:25:29

-Beaks?

-Rant and rave.

0:25:320:25:33

Correct.

0:25:330:25:34

-Detectives?

-Scream blue murder.

0:25:380:25:40

Correct.

0:25:400:25:41

-Beaks?

-Foam at the mouth.

0:25:440:25:45

Correct.

0:25:450:25:47

-Detectives?

-Go through the roof.

0:25:490:25:51

Correct.

0:25:510:25:52

Next category...

0:25:520:25:54

-Detectives?

-Kingdom of Denmark.

0:25:570:25:59

Yes, it is.

0:25:590:26:00

-Beaks?

-Commonwealth of Australia.

0:26:020:26:05

Correct.

0:26:050:26:06

Well, this is horrible. It's Plurinational State of Bolivia.

0:26:120:26:15

Next clue.

0:26:150:26:16

And this one is Federation of Saint Christopher and Nevis.

0:26:240:26:27

Next category...

0:26:270:26:29

-Beaks?

-How do you do?

0:26:320:26:33

Correct.

0:26:330:26:35

-Beaks?

-Pleased to meet you.

0:26:370:26:38

Lovely.

0:26:380:26:39

-Beaks?

-Well played.

0:26:420:26:43

Yes, indeed.

0:26:430:26:44

-Beaks?

-Congratulations.

0:26:460:26:48

Very good.

0:26:480:26:49

Next category...

0:26:490:26:51

-Detectives?

-Quack.

0:26:520:26:54

Correct.

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No time to tell me that the answer to that is leech

0:27:000:27:02

because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.

0:27:020:27:05

And I can tell you that

0:27:050:27:08

the Beaks have 20 points,

0:27:080:27:10

the Detectives have...

0:27:100:27:12

..20 points! It is a tie-break.

0:27:120:27:13

No!

0:27:130:27:14

We haven't had one of those in this series so far.

0:27:140:27:17

How tense!

0:27:170:27:20

Teams, I will remind you that the rules of a tie-break are

0:27:200:27:23

there will be one decisive clue.

0:27:230:27:25

It is captains only.

0:27:250:27:27

The other team members will not contribute.

0:27:270:27:30

Captains, you buzz in when you think you know the answer.

0:27:300:27:32

If you're right, you automatically win the quiz.

0:27:320:27:34

If you're wrong, you automatically forfeit the quiz.

0:27:340:27:38

So...

0:27:380:27:39

..fingers on buzzers, captains.

0:27:390:27:42

Good luck.

0:27:420:27:44

The tie-breaker clue is coming in...now.

0:27:440:27:47

-Detectives?

-Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't.

0:27:510:27:54

Is the right answer.

0:27:540:27:55

Very well done.

0:27:590:28:01

Oh, my goodness, what a close one.

0:28:010:28:02

You are through to the next round.

0:28:020:28:05

Beaks, I'm so sorry.

0:28:050:28:07

What an incredibly likeable team.

0:28:070:28:09

One of my absolute favourites from the series.

0:28:090:28:11

I'm really sorry you're going and it couldn't have been closer.

0:28:110:28:15

I think you knew the answer there?

0:28:150:28:17

Yeah, I was... Yeah, same time.

0:28:170:28:18

A fraction of a second too late.

0:28:180:28:20

But you've done brilliantly, you've done almost equally brilliantly.

0:28:200:28:24

Very well done.

0:28:240:28:25

That's right, there are no losers here.

0:28:250:28:28

Apart from those guys.

0:28:280:28:30

Goodbye.

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