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Thank you very much indeed.

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome

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to this special Euro 2016 edition of Pointless Celebrities,

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the game where we are aiming for the obscure and ignoring the obvious.

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Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.

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-And couple number one.

-I'm Steve Wilson.

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I'm a football commentator for Match Of The Day

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and author of the latest Match Of The Day book.

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I'm Gabby Logan and I'm a BBC sports presenter.

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-Couple number two.

-Hi, I'm Iain Dowie,

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ex-footballer and manager

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and most famous for scoring an own goal at Stockport.

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-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Hi, I'm Neil Lennon.

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Former player at Celtic, former manager of Celtic and Bolton.

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Couple number three.

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Hello, I'm Jason Mohammad

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and I'm the presenter of the BBC's Final Score.

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Hi, I'm Daniel Gabbidon, ex-professional footballer.

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Wales, West Ham, Cardiff, to name a few teams.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Kevin Kilbane, former Republic of Ireland footballer.

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Hi, I'm Stephanie Roche, current Republic of Ireland footballer

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and also playing for Sunderland Ladies.

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Thanks very much to all of you.

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Very warm welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.

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We'll get to chat to each of you throughout the show.

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So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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A one-man European think tank

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who always gets his balls in the back of the net.

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-It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

-Hiya!

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Hey, everybody. Good evening.

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Good evening to you. Now, this is going to be a cracker, I think.

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Not only is everybody here a sportsperson,

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super competitive, but as the eagle eye would have spotted,

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they all represent four nations

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that are playing in the Euro 2016 tournament.

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We've got England, we've got Northern Ireland,

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we have Wales and we have Ireland on that podium.

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So, not only are they immensely competitive

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just in and of themselves, they're also playing for their nations,

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which is going to be quite something.

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I hadn't thought of all that extra pressure on them.

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-Oh, it's a lot of pressure.

-So much pressure!

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I'd rather be you or I in this particular situation.

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Imagine standing behind one of those podiums. Terrifying.

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-And look at this.

-Look at it!

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This is the real Euro 2016 trophy, the actual real one.

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-You know what? I'm looking at that.

-Whoop, whoop!

-I know, exciting.

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It's amazing, when we had the FA Cup on before,

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there were security guards who sit in the audience

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in case you want to steal it.

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I'm looking here, there is a lady in an orange jacket.

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I don't think you're a security guard, madam.

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So, if we want to steal this at any point - it might be the only way

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England get their hands on it - then we should do it.

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-If you distract us...

-OK.

-If someone gets a pointless answer.

-Whoosh!

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-Whoosh, straight off.

-Look at that.

-What do you think of it?

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I think it needs some flowers in it. AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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Do you not think?

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-It's full of flowers. Literally full.

-I think big tall ones, though.

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-I think those pansies aren't going to cut it.

-You're right.

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A few people have been on the show before.

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Gabby's been on the show before.

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Not only did she get through to the head-to-head,

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impressive enough in and of itself,

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she got through to the head-to-head with Robbie Savage.

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-LAUGHTER

-So, this is...

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this is how good she is. So, we expect great things.

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Jason's been on before, got knocked out slightly earlier.

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Kevin has also been in the head-to-head.

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There are some experienced Pointless hands here.

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Honestly, Round One might be tricky for a couple of people.

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If you can get through to Round Two,

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everyone will be on safer ground, I promise you.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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Now, as usual, all of today's questions

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have been put to 100 people before the show.

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Our contestants here are looking for

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those all-important pointless answers,

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these being answers that none of our 100 people gave.

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Find one of those and we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

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Now, as today's show is a celebrity special, each of our celebrities

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is playing for a nominated charity.

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We start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There we are!

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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So, all you have to remember is this.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated.

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So, just do what you can to make sure

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you are not that high-scoring pair.

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No conferring till we get to the head-to-head round.

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Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this evening...

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Geography, can you all decide in your pairs

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who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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A's in geography, Richard.

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On each board, we're going to show you seven clues

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to geographical locations, all of which begin with the letter A.

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Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?

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It's going to be 14 in all to have a go at home. Very best of luck.

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So, we're looking for the geographical answers to these clues

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and they all begin with A.

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Our first board of seven reads like this.

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I'm going to read all of those again.

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-Gabby?

-Hi.

-Welcome back to Pointless. Great to have you here.

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Now, Gabby, you just do kind of everything.

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It seems to me, just looking at your schedule for this year.

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It's a bit busy.

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Well, you've got the Euros, you've then got the Olympics,

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-you've got the Invictus Games.

-Mm-hm.

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You've had the Six Nations at the beginning of the year.

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Your air miles are going to be very impressive by the end of this year?

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Yeah, there's a lot of travel. And to interesting places.

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But fascinating places. How do you fit it in?

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You know, you've got a husband, you've got kids, you've got dogs,

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you've got chickens. You've got a whole lot of people

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that you've got to look after.

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-How do you make that work?

-Just a big juggle the whole time.

-Yeah!

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And I live by the blackboard.

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I write the blackboard out on a Sunday night,

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so that everybody knows what they're doing in the week.

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And then when I'm away, I send the blackboard via e-mail

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-so my husband has to fill it in.

-That's hilarious.

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-That's how we survive - the blackboard.

-Literally a blackboard.

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-Yeah.

-That's a really good idea.

-That is a good idea.

-Very good...

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I think after this, I could probably kind of

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do the controls at Heathrow or something.

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I think you could, in your sleep, I'd have thought.

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Gabby, how are you feeling about geography?

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I'm feeling quite good about these answers, she says.

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Some of them are very, very obvious and some of them less so.

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I'm going to go for one that I hope is fairly low in the scoring.

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I'm going to go for the province in western Canada.

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-Alberta.

-Alberta, says Gabby. Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went with Alberta.

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It is right.

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I think it's going to be

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a nice low score, Gabby.

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Very well chosen. 31, well done.

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Well played, Gabby.

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Named after one of Queen Victoria's daughters,

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or the middle name of one of her daughters.

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Gabby is here sort of representing England

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and there is some controversy on the Welsh podium as to whether

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-she should be English or Welsh.

-I didn't know that.

-Oh, I see.

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Yeah, so we'll get to that.

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I didn't know I was English today, can I just declare that?

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-I'm Wenglish, so...

-LAUGHTER

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-Wenglish is good.

-Wenglish.

-Yeah.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Iain, a warm welcome to Pointless.

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-Great to have you here.

-Thank you.

-You've been a player, a manager.

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You came to football quite late, cos you were doing

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an engineering degree and footballing in your spare time.

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-I was, yes.

-And you've now gone into surveying?

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-This is what you do now, isn't it?

-Well, yeah, I do a little

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-sideline of surveying.

-That's an interesting sideline,

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can't think there are many people who do that and football.

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-It's nothing to do with engineering either.

-No.

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-But will you be going back to football at all?

-Yeah, football

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is my biggest love. I love coaching so when that opportunity pops up,

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I still do all the games at the weekend

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so it's still my biggest, first and foremost, my favourite thing.

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Fantastic, do you go out to tournaments still?

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Yeah, I'll go to the Euros.

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I'm looking forward to that, I'm doing all the Northern Ireland

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games. Looking forward to seeing how they get on.

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Think they've got a reasonable chance of getting out the group.

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Very exciting. Now, Iain. Geography with A's.

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Yeah, I'm not too bad.

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Gabby having taken my first choice but there we go,

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I've got a couple there. I'm going to go with

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North African country gained independence from France -

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-Algeria.

-Algeria, says Iain.

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Let's see if it's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people went with Algeria.

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It is Algeria.

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31 is our only score at this point.

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40 for Algeria.

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Yes, the largest country in Africa, Algeria. Northern Ireland

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-famously played Algeria in the World Cup, one-all draw.

-Thanks very much,

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Richard. Now then, Jason. Welcome back.

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What happened last time you were on?

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Well, I thought David Essex was out of the pop/culture psyche,

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it was famous celebrity West Ham United fans.

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I ignored Russell Brand and Len Goodman

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and I went for David Essex and lost by two points to Logan and Savage.

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And Savage jumped around the set as if he'd won the World Cup.

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-Oh, I remember that!

-Yeah, slightly humiliating.

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Not that he hasn't got over this yet, by the way.

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This was two years ago!

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Jason, do you get to choose the matches you cover?

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Is there an element of choice in there

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or do you have to go off and do what?

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Well, Final Score is the fastest goal service on the television,

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so you have to do the Premier League, the Championship,

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League One, League Two and Scotland as well

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so I don't get much choice, really.

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I would like to concentrate completely on my football team

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but, unfortunately, we have to cover all the rest of the teams too.

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Then in the Euros, do you have any choice?

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-I'm going to be with the Wales team.

-I guess you go where Wales goes.

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I'm in the Wales camp, so bringing all the latest news

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-and hopefully we'll be there a lot longer than England.

-Very good!

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-Nice to be there!

-That went down well, didn't it?

-Yeah...

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Not amongst the Wenglish.

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Now, Jason, what would you like to go for on our board?

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I'm torn between the Scotland one

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and also the world's longest continental mountain range.

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I'm going to go for...

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the Andes.

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The Andes, that was for the world's longest continental mountain range.

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Let's see if the Andes is right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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67.

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67.

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Big score, very much the David Essex

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of South American mountain ranges, the Andes.

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There we go, thank you very much indeed.

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Now, Kevin, welcome back to Pointless. Good to have you here.

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You know what?

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The modern footballer, I think, has many rewards that perhaps

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older footballers might look at with envy.

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But there is one area in which I think the modern footballer

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is poorer than his predecessors

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and that is you never really get to make a record any more.

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-Ah, yes.

-Do you know what I mean?

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-Have you ever gone into a recording studio?

-I have, actually, yes.

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-And worn cans?

-I have, actually.

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When I was at Preston North End, yeah.

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We won promotion years ago, actually. '96, I think it was.

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We recorded The House Of The Rising Sun by The Animals, yeah.

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-Fantastic, and then released it?

-It was released, yeah.

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In the Preston charts, it sold like hot cakes, I would think.

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Did it trouble the chart compilers?

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I don't think so, I don't think it made the top 100. No, I think, 101,

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-it skirted on the outskirts.

-Oh, I'd like to hear that!

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But, yeah, nearly.

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Well, there we are.

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Now, Kevin, you are the last person to have this board.

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If you felt up to it and you're in the mood,

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you could go through and fill in all the blanks for us.

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I think I know the Scottish city.

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And I think I know the Earth's southernmost continent.

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I'll go with the Scottish city.

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I'll go with Aberdeen.

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Aberdeen, says Kevin. Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Aberdeen.

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It's right.

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Ooh! 85 for Aberdeen.

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Big score there.

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A very big score, that's the Scottish getting their own back

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on the Irish for knocking them out of the Euros, Kevin.

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The self-sealed envelope was developed in Aberdeen.

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-How about that for a fact?

-That's...

-Yeah?

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-Every day is a school day, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-Let's fill in these.

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You would have been better going for the bottom answer,

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would have scored you slightly fewer points.

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It is Antarctica, of course. That would have scored you 73.

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The best two answers are the two that are left.

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The desert in South America is the Atacama.

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Would have scored you 20. You know this next one? Southern US state.

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-It's got Kansas in it and it's...

-Arkansas.

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..Arkansas, would have scored 19 points, very well done

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-if you said that at home.

-Thanks very much indeed.

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Halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

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Gabby, what about that? 31, the best score of the pass.

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Very good, Gabby and Steve looking strong contenders for Round Two.

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Then 40 is where we find Iain and Neil, then 67, Jason and Danny.

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Now look, Kevin and Stephanie, you're not that far ahead on 85.

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A low score from you, Stephanie, should be enough to keep you in.

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-No pressure!

-Best of luck, we'll come

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back down the line now. Can the second players please

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step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put seven more clues up on the board and here they come.

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I'm going to read those all one last time.

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Stephanie.

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Welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.

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I mean, a real honour to have you here.

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You, in 2014, scored what was considered to be

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one of the best goals of the year.

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-Yeah.

-In fact, you were shortlisted, weren't you, on a FIFA...?

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Yeah, it was on the top three, actually.

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-It was Rodriguez, van Persie and you.

-It was.

-You came second.

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I did, yeah. I didn't win, which...

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Do you know why I think you didn't win it?

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It's cos it was filmed on a mobile phone.

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Video recording wasn't great, to be fair. But it was a great experience.

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We've actually got it here,

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going to have a quick look at it. Look at this.

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-It's on a mobile phone.

-Filmed on a mobile phone.

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You have to remember that.

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Whoa! APPLAUSE

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-What about that?

-That was Iain Dowie-like in its precision.

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Is the pressure on you now to come up with fancy shots?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I scored a goal last year against Germany for the Irish team,

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which was a bit of a tap-in, so I think people were wondering

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why I wasn't scoring screamers every week.

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-But every goal counts, as footballers know.

-Absolutely.

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That's obviously just one.

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We want a Beckham-style halfway-line score, don't we? How fantastic.

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-Stephanie, you're the high scorers.

-Yes.

-We need a low score from you.

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-How are you finding this board?

-Not very great, to be honest.

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It doesn't look very good.

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I was going to go for the one that's standing out the most

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and that's the microstate between France and Spain.

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I'm thinking Andorra.

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Andorra, says Stephanie.

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There's no red line for you as you're the high scorers

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but let's see how far down the column you get with Andorra.

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It's right.

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39, not bad at all.

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Second lowest score of the round so far.

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124, your total. You might have done enough there, Stephanie.

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A great answer, well played.

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The one thing about people who love sport, who grew up with sport,

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is they're pretty good at countries and geography

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because Andorra, that's just like a team, yeah?

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-If you know what I mean.

-Yeah.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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-Now, Danny, welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you.

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Very good to have you here.

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-Now, Danny, you retired from football in 2014.

-Yes.

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And I guess there's never a good time to retire from football

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cos there's always something to look forward to.

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"Oh, there's that coming, that coming."

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But that was the start of Wales's Euro 16 campaign, wasn't it?

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How are you feeling about that?

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-Wales going through for the first time.

-It's hard to describe.

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Unless you're Welsh, you wouldn't understand

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what it's meant for the nation.

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I was lucky enough to be in the first couple of qualifying squads,

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so I could see what was kind of building,

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I could see the atmosphere and how the lads were feeling,

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how focused they were.

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And I wasn't really surprised that we managed to do it in the end.

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So, it's been fantastic watching what the players have been doing

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and the nation's really buzzing and looking forward to the summer.

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Fantastic, will you be going out?

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Yeah, I'm going to be doing some media work

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with Talksport following the Wales games and doing some commentary,

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so I'm really looking forward to it.

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-Very good, and you're newly a father, I gather, Danny?

-I am, yeah.

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-Congratulations.

-Thank you very much.

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-You taking your baby out with you?

-No, he's...

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-Surprisingly, no.

-He's going to stay at home, I think.

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He's only three months now,

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so he's still becoming accustomed to life and stuff.

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Yeah, I'm going to go over for a couple of weeks

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-and hopefully, watch the team do really well.

-Lovely.

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Now, Danny, you're on 67.

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-If you can score 56 or less, you're into the next round.

-Yeah.

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I'm struggling a little bit here.

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Need something half low.

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I'm going to go with the Belgian city that contains

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the tomb of painter Paul Rubens.

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I'm going to say Antwerp.

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Antwerp, says Danny.

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Antwerp, here is your red line.

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Get below that with Antwerp, you're through to the next round.

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How many people said Antwerp?

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It's absolutely right.

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And it sees you through. Look at that, Danny.

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Very well done indeed,

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Danny gets 28!

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Which is the lowest score of the round so far,

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-very well done. 95 your total.

-Well played, Danny. Great stuff.

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Again, that thing about being a sports fan.

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It might have been an obscure Belgian city

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but, you know, it's also a football team.

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And it also held the Olympics, Antwerp.

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-It's always a good answer for obscure Olympic host cities.

-Always.

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Thank you very much, Richard. Neil, a very warm welcome to Pointless.

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-Good to have you here.

-Thank you.

-So you're going out for the Euros.

-Yes.

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How big is the BBC team? Do you know?

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A lot of commentators, pundits. You know, radio as well.

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-You could be looking at 50, 60.

-Yeah.

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I did the World Cup in Brazil in 2014

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and that was a fantastic experience, absolutely fantastic.

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How does it work?

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Will you stay out just for as long as Northern Ireland's there?

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Hopefully, yeah. All the better.

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Unlike Danny, who was quite confident about Wales qualifying,

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to see Northern Ireland there,

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I never thought it would happen in my lifetime again.

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But Michael O'Neill's done wonderfully well with the players.

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Fantastic, well, it's going to be very exciting.

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There you are, on 40, 83 or less gets you through, Neil.

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What are you going to go for on this board?

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I mean, I think I'm going to go for the English name

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for the Australian rock formation

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and I'm going to go for Ayers Rock.

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Ayers Rock, says Neil. Here's your red line.

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If you can get below this red line with Ayers Rock,

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nice and high there, you are through to the next round.

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How many people said Ayers Rock?

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It's right and you are through, 73!

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Very well done indeed, 113 is your total. Through you go.

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Well played, Neil, safely through.

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348 metres high but used to be at the bottom of a sea, Ayers Rock.

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-Isn't that amazing?

-What, they just brought it to Uluru?

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No, it simply receded. It was underwater.

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Wow, I'm just absorbing that, much as the desert did the water.

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-How about that, right?

-Look at that.

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-Easier to reach the top when it was underwater.

-Oh, much easier.

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Yeah.

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If you were snorkelling just a few feet,

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a few feet of water, Ayers Rock.

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You'd think, "It's nice and shallow here." Then, "Whoa!"

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as you got to the edge, it would suddenly fall away there.

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-Yeah, yeah, different now, though.

-Yeah, it's all changed now.

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-Much drier.

-Many, many fewer fish and chip shops as well.

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-That's exactly right.

-Thank you very much, Richard. Now, Steve.

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-Steve, welcome back.

-Alexander.

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-You're also going out for the Euros?

-Yes.

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And you've done a phenomenal number of Euros so far, haven't you?

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How many have you done?

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Every one since '96, so this will be my sixth European Championship.

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Wow! Do you have a favourite Championships?

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I really enjoyed the last one, actually, I have to say.

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I spent a lot of time in Warsaw,

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which was a city I hadn't been to before.

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And it's wonderful, if you ever get a chance to go to Warsaw,

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I recommend it, beautiful.

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Completely rebuilt actually by the Soviets, but done brilliantly.

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Really? Interesting. So, you get quite a bit of time off.

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You can kind of, between games, you can relax a bit.

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I spend my time worrying about who's playing left-back for Darlington,

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to be honest with you.

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We're all worrying about that.

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Not the kind of thing that worries too many people

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on a Wednesday morning, but it worries me.

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And that's how I spend my time.

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Very good. Now, Steve, you're on 31.

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92 more or less gets you through.

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Should be easy.

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If you wanted to talk us through the board, feel free.

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OK, well, I'm fairly confident on the southwestern US state

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with a Z in its name.

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Arizona.

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I'm struggling with the highest waterfall in Venezuela,

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if I'm honest.

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I'm racking my brain, I think given time I'd probably get

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the Maryland one but it's not coming to me.

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And I'm absolutely confident that the Amazon

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is the South American river,

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because we were nearby it during the World Cup two years ago.

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-So, I'm going to go Arizona.

-Arizona, says Steve.

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Gabby approves. Now there's your red line, nice and high.

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Get below that with Arizona, you're through to Round Two.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Arizona.

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It's right, you're through, well done.

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With room to spare. 68!

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Taking your total up to 99.

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Well played, Steve.

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You would have been all right with the Amazon as well,

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although it would have scored more points.

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Amazon scored 74.

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-The highest waterfall in the world.

-Angel Falls.

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It's the Angel Falls, it's in Venezuela, 38.

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And the best answer on the board is the capital of Maryland.

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It's Annapolis, Maryland.

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Very well done if you said that, 14 points.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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We are at the end of our first round

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and I'm sorry to say we have to say goodbye to one of our pairs.

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It was going to have to be one pair with the highest score

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and, Kevin and Stephanie, I'm afraid it's you.

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Oh, dear. I'm sorry, you've come all this way.

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But it's been wonderful having you on. Please come back and play again.

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Stephanie, wonderful having you here for your first time. Both of you,

0:23:090:23:12

come back and play again and do better next time. Meantime, thank

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-you very much indeed, Stephanie and Kevin.

-Thank you.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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We're down to three pairs and at the end of this round,

0:23:270:23:29

we'll have to say goodbye to another pair

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in time for a head-to-head round.

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It's all looking very good for Wales, I have to say.

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Well done, Danny and Jason, our low scorers in that round.

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Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

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Ah, Sports Personalities.

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There we are, Sports Personalities.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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People who have finished in the top three

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of Sports Personality Of The Year more than once, Richard.

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We'll be looking for the name of any sports person who's finished

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in that top three more than once,

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from 1966 all the way through to 2015, please.

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So, anyone who has appeared in the top three more than once.

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OK, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:24:240:24:28

-Steve?

-Yes.

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OK, I'm going to go with Lewis Hamilton.

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Lewis Hamilton, says Steve.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Lewis Hamilton.

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He's right.

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That's not bad, it's not bad,

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well done, well done. Excellent.

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-23.

-That's brilliant.

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-I'm glad you got that.

-23 for Lewis Hamilton.

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Been in that top three three times and won it in 2014.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Neil.

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It's a tough one.

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I'm going to go same sport

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and Nigel Mansell.

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Nigel Mansell, says Neil.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Nigel Mansell.

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It's right.

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23 is Steve's score.

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You passed it.

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6 for Nigel Mansell.

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That'll do.

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Great work there for Neil and Northern Ireland.

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-He won it twice and also came third.

-Thanks very much indeed.

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Now then, Danny.

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Anyone who's been in the top three

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of Sports Personality Of The Year more than once.

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-Pressure's on!

-Yeah.

0:25:420:25:44

I'm going to go with the athlete Jessica Ennis.

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Jessica Ennis, says Danny.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jessica Ennis

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or Jessica Ennis-Hill.

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Well, 23 is our high score,

0:26:040:26:06

which you passed.

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14, there we are.

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Pretty much exactly in the middle.

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She's been in the top three four times, Jessica Ennis-Hill,

0:26:130:26:16

-but she's never won it.

-Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:26:160:26:18

We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

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6, Neil, well done. Best score of that pass, very impressive indeed.

0:26:210:26:25

Then we travel up to 14, where we find Danny and Jason.

0:26:250:26:27

Then 23, Steve and Gabby.

0:26:270:26:29

Now, Gabby, that gives you a little bit of time to think of an ace

0:26:290:26:32

low score there, so good luck with that.

0:26:320:26:34

Going to come back down the line now.

0:26:340:26:36

Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, so, Jason, remember, any person who is finished in the top three

0:26:400:26:44

of the Sports Personality Of The Year on more than one occasion.

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Now, Jason, you're on 14, the high scorers are Gabby and Steve on 23.

0:26:480:26:52

8 or less definitely keeps you in the game.

0:26:520:26:56

I am going to go with Steve Davis.

0:26:560:26:59

Steve Davis, says Jason.

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Here's your red line. Quite low.

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Let's see if Steve Davis can get you

0:27:020:27:04

below that red line or close to it.

0:27:040:27:05

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Steve Davis.

0:27:050:27:08

Look at that.

0:27:150:27:17

-Ooh!

-Very well done indeed, 9!

0:27:170:27:18

I think you've done enough, takes your total up to 23.

0:27:200:27:22

Goodness me, no pressure on Gabby now(!) Look at that.

0:27:240:27:27

Yeah, he's been on the top three five times, Davis.

0:27:270:27:30

-Third twice, second twice and also won it.

-Thanks very much, Richard.

0:27:300:27:33

Now, Iain. You're on 6, your target is 16 or less.

0:27:330:27:38

Got a couple in my mind.

0:27:380:27:41

I'm going to go with Steve Redgrave.

0:27:410:27:43

Steve Redgrave, says Iain. Here is your red line. If you can get

0:27:430:27:46

below that with Steve Redgrave,

0:27:460:27:47

you are in to the head-to-head.

0:27:470:27:49

How many people said Steve Redgrave?

0:27:490:27:51

It's right.

0:27:530:27:54

Oh, you've done it!

0:27:580:28:00

Look at that, 3 for Steve Redgrave.

0:28:000:28:02

A single-figure total, very well done indeed, Iain and Neil.

0:28:050:28:08

Tell you what, they're all very good.

0:28:080:28:10

There is no mucking about here at all. That's a terrific answer.

0:28:100:28:13

Won it, came second and came third, Steve Redgrave.

0:28:130:28:15

There we are, thanks very much indeed,

0:28:150:28:17

which means, Gabby, we need a pointless answer from you.

0:28:170:28:22

And then it's a draw and we'll have an exciting lockdown scenario.

0:28:220:28:26

Although we should probably go to penalties if...

0:28:260:28:28

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:28:280:28:30

-I feel so guilty.

-So you should.

0:28:300:28:32

I was willing Nigel Mansell into your head as well.

0:28:340:28:37

But I must have been willing it the wrong way.

0:28:370:28:39

I have somebody who I think may be a pointless answer.

0:28:390:28:42

I know she's won it, I don't know if she's been in the top three.

0:28:420:28:46

My thinking is that Sports Personality

0:28:460:28:48

has a habit of kind of...

0:28:480:28:50

an Olympic year, Olympians dominate

0:28:500:28:52

and this person's an Olympian and did she...?

0:28:520:28:54

Would she have made it in two Olympic years?

0:28:540:28:57

I don't know if she will have done, sorry.

0:28:570:28:59

If I can get a pointless answer, it will go to the top of my CV.

0:28:590:29:03

So, she keeps coming into my head.

0:29:030:29:06

-I'm going to say Liz McColgan.

-Liz McColgan.

-That's a good answer.

0:29:060:29:10

-She's gone for it!

-Wow, I used to love Atomic Kitten.

0:29:100:29:14

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:29:140:29:16

Liz McColgan.

0:29:160:29:18

You're just going to have to take my word for the fact

0:29:180:29:20

-that there is a red line there.

-Yeah, got it.

0:29:200:29:22

Let's see if you can get down the column with that.

0:29:220:29:25

Best of luck, Liz McColgan, it's exciting.

0:29:250:29:27

No.

0:29:270:29:29

-Oh, bad luck!

-Can I tell you

0:29:300:29:33

who I was going to say? Dame Mary Peters.

0:29:330:29:35

Well, there you are.

0:29:350:29:36

I'm afraid that scored you 100 points,

0:29:360:29:38

takes your total up to 123, I'm sorry to say.

0:29:380:29:41

Yeah, she won it once but was never in the top three again.

0:29:410:29:44

-What about Dame Mary Peters?

-Exactly the same.

0:29:440:29:46

The person I thought you were going to say,

0:29:460:29:48

-talking about an Olympian, Fatima Whitbread.

-Ah.

0:29:480:29:50

She was a pointless answer.

0:29:500:29:52

Quite a few pointless answers. Before we go to them,

0:29:520:29:54

I'll take you through some of the low scorers.

0:29:540:29:56

You would have got 3 points for Henry Cooper, Linford Christie

0:29:560:29:59

and Damon Hill.

0:29:590:30:00

You'd have got 2 points for Michael Owen, it'd have scored

0:30:000:30:03

you 2 points, as would Bobby Moore and Daley Thompson.

0:30:030:30:05

Would've got 1 for Sally Gunnell, would've been a great answer,

0:30:050:30:08

1 for Darren Clarke and 1 for Freddie Flintoff and Denise Lewis.

0:30:080:30:11

But here are the pointless answers,

0:30:110:30:12

all of these would have seen you into a tie-break.

0:30:120:30:15

Colin Jackson, pointless answer.

0:30:150:30:16

David Wilkie, the swimmer.

0:30:160:30:18

Ellen MacArthur never won it but was in the top three twice.

0:30:180:30:21

Steve Cram, also a pointless answer. One last pointless answer...

0:30:220:30:26

Take a look at the top three,

0:30:270:30:29

the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:30:290:30:31

All fairly low scorers in this round.

0:30:310:30:33

Thanks very much, Richard.

0:30:390:30:40

So at the end of our second round,

0:30:400:30:42

the pair we have to send home with a high score of 123,

0:30:420:30:44

I'm so sorry, Gabby and Steve, it's you.

0:30:440:30:47

Do you know what? That means that Wales last longer in the Euros.

0:30:470:30:50

I'm actually quite happy about that, so that's fine, that's fine.

0:30:500:30:53

It also means it turns out that Robbie Savage

0:30:530:30:55

was doing all the hard work last time.

0:30:550:30:57

Yeah. LAUGHTER

0:30:570:31:00

-Have I done worse than Robbie Savage?

-Yes!

-Yeah.

0:31:000:31:03

Oh, dear, it's been lovely having you on. Come and play again.

0:31:030:31:05

-Thank you.

-Gabby and Steve, thanks for playing.

0:31:050:31:08

But for Neil and Iain, Danny and Jason,

0:31:090:31:11

it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:31:110:31:13

Congratulations, Danny and Jason, Neil and Iain.

0:31:170:31:20

You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

0:31:200:31:23

for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

0:31:230:31:26

We've reached the point where we have to decide

0:31:290:31:31

who goes through to the final to play for that jackpot

0:31:310:31:34

and we do that by making you go head-to-head.

0:31:340:31:36

The difference is you can now confer before you give your answers

0:31:360:31:38

and the first pair to win two questions

0:31:380:31:40

will be playing for that jackpot. This is going to be so hard-fought.

0:31:400:31:44

Danny and Jason, our low scorers, but Neil and Iain,

0:31:440:31:47

your answers in the last round were phenomenal, a total of 9.

0:31:470:31:51

-It's your Euro final here.

-Can you imagine if it was?

0:31:510:31:54

-Wouldn't that be amazing?

-It would be amazing.

0:31:540:31:57

-What's that cup made of, Richard?

-This?

-Yeah.

0:31:570:31:59

-You know the tinfoil you get in the kitchen?

-Yeah.

0:31:590:32:02

-It's that over cardboard. No, it's made of silver.

-Is it really?

0:32:020:32:05

Yeah, yeah. That's why I'm going to nick it on the way out.

0:32:050:32:08

And I've thought of the perfect place to hide it

0:32:080:32:10

-that no-one will ever find it.

-Where?

0:32:100:32:12

Fulham's trophy room. Don't you think?

0:32:120:32:15

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:32:150:32:17

Oh, yeah.

0:32:170:32:20

Can you imagine if Wales or Northern Ireland

0:32:200:32:22

or Ireland or England win it?

0:32:220:32:24

-Then we'll like it.

-No, I can't.

0:32:240:32:25

-I genuinely can't see that happening.

-It's possible.

0:32:250:32:28

-It could happen!

-You know, Greece won it, Denmark won it.

-Yeah, true.

0:32:280:32:31

Who's to say? It literally could be anybody. Ah! So excited.

0:32:310:32:34

-Wouldn't that be exciting?

-It would be amazing.

0:32:340:32:37

Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:32:370:32:39

Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:32:440:32:47

Famous Swedes. Richard?

0:32:510:32:53

We're going to show you five pictures now

0:32:530:32:55

of famous people born in Sweden.

0:32:550:32:56

Can you identify the most obscure of these?

0:32:560:32:58

Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five famous Swedes

0:32:580:33:01

and here they come.

0:33:010:33:02

There you go, five famous Swedes.

0:33:310:33:34

Danny and Jason, you've been our low scorers so far

0:33:340:33:37

so you will go first.

0:33:370:33:38

What do you think?

0:33:390:33:40

I definitely don't know A and D.

0:33:400:33:42

I know A, I'm sure.

0:33:450:33:46

-You know A, do you?

-I've seen him.

0:33:460:33:49

Danny thinks he knows A. Come on!

0:33:490:33:50

Can't think what his name is.

0:33:500:33:52

Is he a singer?

0:33:530:33:55

We're going to go B, Bjorn Borg.

0:33:550:33:59

B, Bjorn Borg, say Danny and Jason.

0:33:590:34:01

Now, Neil and Iain.

0:34:010:34:04

Do you fancy talking us through the whole board?

0:34:040:34:06

Having a pop at each of them?

0:34:060:34:08

Sven, C.

0:34:080:34:10

E is Britt Ekland.

0:34:110:34:13

I don't think A is Kevin Anderson.

0:34:150:34:18

Trying to think who it is.

0:34:180:34:20

We're debating whether D

0:34:200:34:21

had anything to do with

0:34:210:34:22

the Nobel Peace Prize.

0:34:220:34:24

We don't know her first name anyway.

0:34:250:34:27

-No, let's go E.

-We'll go E, Britt Ekland.

0:34:270:34:29

You're going to go Britt Ekland for E.

0:34:290:34:31

So we have Bjorn Borg and we have Britt Ekland.

0:34:310:34:33

Now, Danny and Jason have Bjorn Borg,

0:34:330:34:35

let's see if that's right for B.

0:34:350:34:36

Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:34:360:34:39

It's right.

0:34:410:34:42

HE SIGHS Score of 72 for Bjorn Borg.

0:34:440:34:47

Neil and Iain meanwhile have gone for Britt Ekland for E.

0:34:490:34:52

Let's see if that's right,

0:34:520:34:53

let's see how many of our 100 people said Britt Ekland.

0:34:530:34:56

It is Britt Ekland.

0:34:580:35:00

And it wins you the point,

0:35:000:35:02

very well done indeed, look at that.

0:35:020:35:03

21.

0:35:050:35:06

Which means very well done, Neil and Iain.

0:35:080:35:10

-After one question, you are up one-nil.

-Well played, gents.

0:35:100:35:13

Let's fill in the rest of this board.

0:35:130:35:15

A is the DJ Avicii.

0:35:150:35:17

-No, is it?

-Yeah, one point for that.

0:35:170:35:19

Very well done if you said that.

0:35:190:35:21

Would never have got that.

0:35:210:35:22

C is Sven Goran Eriksson.

0:35:220:35:24

Scores fewer points than Bjorn Borg, scores you 59.

0:35:240:35:27

And D, if you look very closely, guys,

0:35:270:35:30

I'm surprised you didn't get it.

0:35:300:35:31

-It's a very young Henrik Larsson.

-THEY LAUGH

0:35:310:35:34

It's not, really. It's the opera star Jenny Lind.

0:35:350:35:38

Jenny Lind and she would have scored you 5 points.

0:35:380:35:40

-Very well done if you said that at home.

-Thanks.

0:35:400:35:42

OK, so here comes your second question.

0:35:420:35:44

Now, Neil and Iain get to answer this one first but, Danny and Jason,

0:35:440:35:47

you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:35:470:35:50

Our second question concerns...

0:35:500:35:52

Picnic items, Richard.

0:35:540:35:56

Going to show you the names of five things you might expect to find

0:35:560:35:59

in a picnic but they are in anagram form,

0:35:590:36:01

can you unscramble them, please? Good luck.

0:36:010:36:03

Let's reveal our five anagrams and here they come. We've got...

0:36:030:36:07

Neil and Iain, you'll go first.

0:36:220:36:24

Sandwiches. It's sandwiches.

0:36:260:36:29

Yeah, so!

0:36:320:36:33

Anagrams are not good for us.

0:36:330:36:35

It's not a good round for us.

0:36:370:36:39

We'll go with sandwiches for the bottom one.

0:36:390:36:41

OK, wish dances, sandwiches.

0:36:410:36:44

Now then, Danny and Jason,

0:36:440:36:46

do you want to have a punt at any of the others?

0:36:460:36:49

What are you thinking?

0:36:530:36:54

Cheese, grate, pickle.

0:36:540:36:56

I don't see any.

0:36:560:36:57

There's definitely no cheese up there, Dan!

0:36:570:36:59

Oh, this is awful. This is painful.

0:37:020:37:04

We're going to be kicking ourselves.

0:37:040:37:06

Yeah, we're going to be kicking ourselves

0:37:060:37:08

all the way back to Cardiff.

0:37:080:37:10

-I can't see any, I can't see an answer.

-No.

0:37:120:37:15

-We got one, we got one.

-HE LAUGHS

0:37:180:37:21

-What?

-Finally.

0:37:230:37:26

-We're going to say scones.

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:37:260:37:29

APPLAUSE

0:37:290:37:30

Thank you. Finally.

0:37:300:37:33

Well, I guess if you wait long enough,

0:37:350:37:37

anything's going to come, isn't it?

0:37:370:37:38

-The problem was that there was no Welsh cakes on the board.

-That's right.

0:37:380:37:41

Scones, say Danny and Jason.

0:37:410:37:44

OK, so we have sandwiches and scones.

0:37:440:37:46

Neil and Iain went for sandwiches, wish dances,

0:37:460:37:49

let's see if that's right.

0:37:490:37:50

Let's see how many of our 100 people got sandwiches.

0:37:500:37:53

Sandwiches is right.

0:37:570:37:58

46 for sandwiches.

0:38:000:38:02

Danny and Jason have gone for scones.

0:38:060:38:08

Let's see if that's right for no secs.

0:38:080:38:10

Let's see how many of our 100 people said scones.

0:38:100:38:13

It's right.

0:38:160:38:17

Oh, 47 for scones!

0:38:200:38:22

No way!

0:38:230:38:24

Well, you found an answer but very well done indeed.

0:38:240:38:28

Neil and Iain, you go straight through to the final.

0:38:280:38:31

-After two questions, two-nil.

-Yeah, very well played.

0:38:310:38:34

-Now, that's a tough board.

-They are!

-Those other three are tough.

0:38:340:38:37

-Seagulls soar, any ideas?

-I got that one, sausage rolls.

0:38:370:38:40

Sausage rolls is seagulls soar. Well done if you said that.

0:38:400:38:43

10 points for that. Now the other two, lava suck fum.

0:38:430:38:47

-It's a piece of equipment rather than a food.

-Vacuum.

0:38:470:38:50

-It's a vacuum...

-Flask.

-Vacuum flask, yes.

0:38:500:38:53

That would have scored you 7.

0:38:530:38:55

And the other one is also a piece of equipment.

0:38:550:38:57

It's a very low scorer.

0:38:590:39:00

-It's a cool bag.

-Oh, no!

0:39:000:39:02

It would have scored you 1 point. That should be easy, right, that?

0:39:020:39:06

That was so impossible to see.

0:39:060:39:08

Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:39:080:39:09

The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round

0:39:090:39:12

I'm afraid is our Welsh team, Danny and Jason.

0:39:120:39:14

-As you said, no Welsh cakes on there.

-Absolutely.

0:39:140:39:16

It's not a picnic!

0:39:160:39:18

Danny, it's been lovely having you on, Jason.

0:39:180:39:21

Please come and play again

0:39:210:39:22

but I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you now.

0:39:220:39:24

A very impressive performance across the show.

0:39:240:39:26

Danny and Jason, everybody!

0:39:260:39:28

Well done, well played.

0:39:280:39:30

But for Neil and Iain, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:39:300:39:33

Congratulations, Neil and Iain.

0:39:360:39:38

You've seen off all the competition

0:39:380:39:40

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:39:400:39:43

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:39:490:39:51

for your chosen charities.

0:39:510:39:52

And at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.

0:39:520:39:56

Well, what about that?

0:40:000:40:01

You've seen off the Republic of Ireland,

0:40:010:40:03

you've seen off England, you've seen off Wales and yeah,

0:40:030:40:06

Northern Ireland through to the final

0:40:060:40:08

of this Euro 2016 edition of Pointless.

0:40:080:40:11

-This bodes very well, doesn't it?

-Very.

0:40:110:40:13

I've never been so nervous, though.

0:40:130:40:14

I've done a lot of things in my career but coming here

0:40:140:40:17

-and standing here, I've been shaking all afternoon.

-Really?

0:40:170:40:20

-I'm all right now.

-Oh, a very assured performance.

0:40:200:40:22

The worst bit, when you give an answer, I look over at Richard

0:40:220:40:24

and he's looking like you've said something,

0:40:240:40:27

you've committed a heinous crime.

0:40:270:40:29

He's looking at you thinking, "It must be wrong."

0:40:290:40:31

-It's just my natural look, Iain. I'm sorry.

-It was quite frightening.

0:40:310:40:35

Well, very, very best of luck.

0:40:350:40:36

Is there anything you badly don't want to see

0:40:360:40:39

come up on the board this round?

0:40:390:40:40

-Been tough anyway, hasn't it, really?

-Yeah, it has.

0:40:400:40:43

-Medieval history, I think.

-OK. Well, let's hope that's not up.

0:40:430:40:47

You get to choose, as always, from four options that we put up there.

0:40:470:40:50

Let's see what's on the board for today's selection and we have got...

0:40:500:40:54

-Right.

-Podium finishers?

-Yeah, I think that might be. Royalty's off.

0:41:060:41:11

Are you any good? I'm not the greatest on that.

0:41:110:41:13

-Are you good at rock music? Because I'm useless.

-Modern rock music K's.

0:41:130:41:17

US crime writers a little bit but I think podium finishers,

0:41:170:41:19

-we'll have a better go at that one.

-Yeah.

0:41:190:41:22

Podium finishers in 2015.

0:41:220:41:24

-OK, podium finishers it is, Richard.

-OK. Very best of luck, gents.

0:41:240:41:27

Three very different sports here.

0:41:270:41:29

Hopefully, one of these questions suits you.

0:41:290:41:31

We're looking for the name of

0:41:310:41:32

any athlete who won a medal of any colour

0:41:320:41:34

at the Athletic World Championships in Beijing, in 2015.

0:41:340:41:37

We're looking for any driver who finished on the podium

0:41:370:41:40

during the 2015 F1 season.

0:41:400:41:42

So, anyone who finished in the top three in any Grand Prix.

0:41:420:41:45

Or we're looking for...

0:41:450:41:46

..apart from the UK.

0:41:490:41:51

So, athletes who won a medal at the World Championships, any colour,

0:41:510:41:54

any driver who finished on the podium

0:41:540:41:56

in the 2015 Formula One season

0:41:560:41:57

and any country that won a medal at the 2015 Aquatics Championships.

0:41:570:42:01

Very best of luck, gents. Best of luck to all of Northern Ireland,

0:42:010:42:04

their hopes are resting on you.

0:42:040:42:05

Thanks very much.

0:42:050:42:06

You've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:42:060:42:09

All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers

0:42:090:42:12

-to be pointless. Are you ready?

-Yes.

0:42:120:42:14

OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:42:140:42:16

There they are, your time starts now.

0:42:160:42:17

Rutherford won gold. That won't

0:42:170:42:20

-be pointless?

-No.

-Any driver?

0:42:200:42:22

Nico Hulkenberg.

0:42:220:42:23

-Hulkenberg.

-I think he's on there.

0:42:230:42:25

There's some other ones?

0:42:250:42:26

Bottas!

0:42:260:42:28

-Bottas with Williams.

-Di Resta?

-Paul Di Resta.

0:42:280:42:32

He didn't finish on the podium, though.

0:42:320:42:34

-And then countries won a medal at the Aquatics.

-Hungary, Holland.

0:42:340:42:39

Hungary are good swimmers.

0:42:390:42:40

It's quite obscure.

0:42:400:42:42

Erm... I know Hungary...

0:42:420:42:44

I think, any other driver.

0:42:440:42:46

People like that though, don't they?

0:42:460:42:48

Yes.

0:42:480:42:49

What do you call him?

0:42:490:42:51

He did, didn't he? What's the boy?

0:42:510:42:53

-Red Bull, the young kid. He got a podium finish.

-Italian?

0:42:530:42:56

Yeah, the young... I forgot his name now.

0:42:560:42:59

Can you think of any more athletes?

0:42:590:43:01

Yeah.

0:43:010:43:02

-Have to be.

-What's her name?

0:43:040:43:06

-10 seconds left.

-JT.

0:43:070:43:08

Oh, that girl.

0:43:080:43:10

Done the... Number two, the hurdles.

0:43:100:43:14

She was on the podium.

0:43:140:43:15

OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:43:180:43:21

What would you like to go for?

0:43:210:43:23

Countries that won a medal at the Aquatics Championship,

0:43:230:43:25

-we're going to go Hungary.

-Hungary.

0:43:250:43:28

-We're going to go Nico Hulkenberg.

-Nico Hulkenberg...

0:43:280:43:32

For Formula One.

0:43:320:43:33

-Max Verstappen, we'll go with.

-Max Verstappen.

-For Formula One.

0:43:350:43:39

-For Formula One as well. OK, Max Verstappen.

-Hulkenberg.

0:43:390:43:42

Hulkenberg and Hungary.

0:43:420:43:43

Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:43:430:43:46

Hulkenberg, I think.

0:43:460:43:47

Hulkenberg goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:43:470:43:50

-We're not sure about Hungary, are we?

-No.

0:43:500:43:51

-Shall we put Hungary first?

-Yeah.

0:43:510:43:53

OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order then

0:43:530:43:56

and here they are, we've got...

0:43:560:43:57

Well, very best of luck. Three excellent answers on the board.

0:44:020:44:05

If one of them turns out to be pointless

0:44:050:44:07

and wins you that jackpot, which charities are you playing for?

0:44:070:44:10

Neil, you first.

0:44:100:44:11

Mine is St Margaret's Hospice, in Clydebank, in Glasgow.

0:44:110:44:15

It's a wonderful place

0:44:150:44:16

and it's led by a very formidable lady called Sister Rita.

0:44:160:44:19

So, I had to give her a mention.

0:44:190:44:21

But the compassion they show to the people in there is fantastic

0:44:210:44:24

and it's just an impeccable place.

0:44:240:44:26

Excellent, Iain?

0:44:260:44:28

Well, my wife had breast cancer six years ago

0:44:280:44:30

and she set up a charity called Boot Out Breast Cancer,

0:44:300:44:32

it's all run by volunteers

0:44:320:44:34

and they've raised an awful lot of money.

0:44:340:44:36

Something I'm very closely linked to.

0:44:360:44:37

Very good indeed, two fantastic charities there, Neil and Iain.

0:44:370:44:41

Let's hope one of these three answers wins that jackpot for you

0:44:410:44:44

to split between those charities.

0:44:440:44:45

OK, well, your first answer was Hungary.

0:44:450:44:48

In this case, we were looking for countries that won a medal

0:44:480:44:50

at the 2015 Aquatics Championship.

0:44:500:44:52

Let's find out if Hungary is right.

0:44:520:44:54

If it is, it then has to be pointless

0:44:540:44:56

for you to win that jackpot.

0:44:560:44:58

So, for £2,500, let's see how many of our 100 people said Hungary.

0:44:580:45:01

-It's right.

-Come on!

0:45:040:45:06

OK, Hungary is right,

0:45:060:45:07

-all it has to be now is pointless.

-Come on!

0:45:070:45:10

Down it goes through the 30s into the 20s,

0:45:100:45:12

into the teens, still going down,

0:45:120:45:13

into single figures, still going down,

0:45:130:45:15

Hungary taking us all the way down!

0:45:150:45:17

-AUDIENCE:

-Oh!

-1.

0:45:170:45:19

Yeah.

0:45:240:45:25

That's a fantastic answer.

0:45:250:45:28

Sadly not a pointless answer.

0:45:280:45:31

-It just teases you, doesn't it?

-Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:45:310:45:34

Your next answer was Max Verstappen.

0:45:340:45:37

In this case, we were looking for any podium finisher

0:45:370:45:40

during the 2015 F1 season.

0:45:400:45:42

Max Verstappen. If this is pointless, it will win you £2,500.

0:45:420:45:46

Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. Max Verstappen.

0:45:460:45:49

Oh. I thought that might be.

0:45:520:45:55

Max Verstappen not a correct answer, which means everything is now riding

0:45:550:45:58

on your third and final answer, which was Nico Hulkenberg.

0:45:580:46:01

And again, we're looking for podium finishers

0:46:010:46:04

in the 2015 Formula One season.

0:46:040:46:06

If Nico Hulkenberg is pointless,

0:46:060:46:08

you will take home £2,500 for your charities.

0:46:080:46:11

Very best of luck. How many people said Nico Hulkenberg?

0:46:110:46:14

Oh, no!

0:46:170:46:19

Disaster!

0:46:190:46:21

Well, three good answers there.

0:46:240:46:25

Sadly, we'll discover why from Richard

0:46:250:46:29

but those last two were incorrect.

0:46:290:46:30

But you came so close with that first answer.

0:46:300:46:32

I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.

0:46:320:46:35

So, you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:46:350:46:38

However, as it is a celebrity special, we are going to donate £500

0:46:380:46:41

to each of our celebrity pairs to go towards their respective charities.

0:46:410:46:44

-BOTH:

-Thank you.

-It's been fabulous having you on.

0:46:440:46:47

Neil and Iain, brilliant.

0:46:470:46:48

And you both won a Pointless trophy so there you are,

0:46:480:46:50

you've got that to take home too.

0:46:500:46:52

Oh, gents. That minute is not a lot.

0:46:530:46:55

You were exactly down the right lines

0:46:550:46:57

with Verstappen and Hulkenberg.

0:46:570:46:59

Verstappen was fourth twice in that season,

0:46:590:47:01

it's probably the last season he'll ever not be on a podium.

0:47:010:47:04

I'll read out the pointless answers in that category,

0:47:040:47:06

you'll know all of them, I know you know your F1.

0:47:060:47:08

We'll start, though, with the other category, which is medallists.

0:47:080:47:11

So, lots of big names here, very few answers at all.

0:47:110:47:14

Child and Rooney both won relay bronzes for Team GB.

0:47:170:47:20

In fact, everyone apart from Mo Farah, Usain Bolt,

0:47:200:47:22

Jessica Ennis-Hill, Greg Rutherford and Justin Gatlin,

0:47:220:47:25

every other medallist was a pointless answer,

0:47:250:47:28

so well done if you said any of those.

0:47:280:47:29

Now let's take a look at some of the drivers

0:47:290:47:32

who would have been pointless answers for you.

0:47:320:47:34

Kvyat, who, funnily enough, was second at the Hungary Grand Prix.

0:47:340:47:37

Bottas, who I know you were going to say

0:47:390:47:40

would have scored you 1 point as well,

0:47:400:47:42

would've made it even more agonising.

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And the countries that won those

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medals, you're unlucky with Hungary.

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You also could have had Argentina, Belarus, Denmark, Greece,

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Lithuania, Poland, Singapore and Ukraine.

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Gents, brilliant performance.

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You saw off all the other nations, a huge victory for Northern Ireland

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-and sorry we don't send you away with that jackpot.

-Thank you.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard, and thanks very much indeed,

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Neil and Iain. A fantastic performance across the show. Neil and Iain.

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Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

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to the test on Pointless.

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-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

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And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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