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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much.

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to

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this special number ones edition of Pointless Celebrities,

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the show where the more obscure your knowledge,

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the better your chances of winning.

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Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.

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And couple number one...

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Hi, I'm Paul Heaton, I used to sing with The Housemartins

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and then The Beautiful South and now I sing solo and with Jacqui.

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Hi, I'm Jacqui Abbott.

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I was the singer for a spell with The Beautiful South,

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left for ten years, came back again to sing again with Paul.

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WHOOPING

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And couple number two.

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Hi, I'm Carol Decker

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and I'm lead singer with popular rock/pop combo T'Pau.

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I'm Paul Young and I'm lead singer with popular combo...Paul Young.

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WHOOPING

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And couple number three...

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How are you doing?

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I'm Mikey Graham and I'm a member of the band Boyzone.

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And I'm Keith Duffy and I'm a member of his band.

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WHOOPING

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And finally, couple number four.

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I'm Dana and I've just always sung by myself, really.

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Like Paul here.

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I'm Sheila Ferguson and I'll probably mess up,

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so I was with The Three Degrees and I'm not now.

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WHOOPING

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Thanks, all of you. We'll find out more about each of you

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throughout the show as it goes along.

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So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce -

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Rich by name, rich by way of a series of offshore accounts

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and legal loopholes, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya.

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CHEERING Thank you. Good evening.

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-Good evening to you.

-And to you.

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This is exciting, a number one special.

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That's quite good. We've done a few number two specials in our time,

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but number one special? This is... This is a new one.

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We've actually got some experienced Pointless players here.

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Good ones as well. On that last podium, we've got Sheila -

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got through to Round Two last time -

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and Dana, who won.

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-Shut up!

-Dana won with Johnny Logan.

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-You kept that quiet!

-Shut up!

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On podium two, we've got Paul and Carol - also played before.

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Paul got through to Round Two, Carol was head-to-head as well,

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so they're all going to be very good.

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Podium three, we've got two of one of the biggest-selling bands

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in UK chart history. Boyzone, there.

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Podium one, genuinely, I think probably

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the greatest British songwriter of the last 30 years, Paul Heaton,

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with The Housemartins, Beautiful South,

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solo stuff and now with the brilliant Jacqui Abbott as well,

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so I think a terrific line-up of old, experienced hands

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and some great newcomers as well.

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-Should be a cracker.

-Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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As usual, all of today's questions have been put

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to 100 people before the show. Our contestants are looking

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for those all-important pointless answers.

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These are answers that none of our 100 people gave.

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Find one of those, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

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Now, as today's show is a celebrity special

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and each of our celebrities here is playing for a nominated charity,

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we start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There it is.

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WHOOPING AND CHEERING

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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All you have to remember is that the pair with the highest score

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at the end of each round will be eliminated.

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Your job, if you like, is to make sure you are not that pair.

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Best of luck. Our first category this evening is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs

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who's going first, who's going second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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Best Actress Oscar Nominees, Richard.

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We're looking for any actress who's received

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at least one Oscar nomination for best actress,

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all the way through from the 1965 ceremony up to the 2014 ceremony.

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So from 1965 to 2014,

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anyone who's been nominated for best actress.

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Very best of luck.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Jacqui, welcome to Pointless.

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Thank you very much.

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-So you sang with The Beautiful South?

-I did.

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But you joined The Beautiful South after...

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-They'd been going some time?

-Yes.

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-And how did that come about?

-Er...

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I had a very, very, very lucky chance meeting with Paul

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when I was about 17

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and they were playing a gig in my home town

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and I went out with some friends and kind of got talking to him

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and I was prompted to audition in front of him.

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Then two years later, after a brief meeting,

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he remembered me voice and got in touch with somebody he knew

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to give me the job.

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-So as a fan, you were then promoted?

-Yeah.

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It's like Brian Johnson with AC/DC.

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That's fantastic.

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-Yeah, it was.

-Really good.

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Now, Jacqui, this is the price you pay for being on the first podium.

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You now have to come up with a best actress Oscar nominee

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and I've just been yabbering on to you.

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I'll go with Shirley MacLaine.

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Shirley MacLaine, says Jacqui.

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Sounds like a good answer, let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Shirley MacLaine.

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It's right.

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That's a good answer, look at that! 2!

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What a start to the show! Very well done indeed, Jacqui.

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2 points for Shirley MacLaine.

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Very well played, Jacqui. Great start to your Pointless career.

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She won a best actress Oscar for Terms Of Endearment.

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That's a good start.

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Isn't it? 2 points. There we go.

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There we go. Carol.

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Carol, welcome back. How did you do last time?

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I got through to the head-to-head by accident.

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-With Limahl!

-I did.

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That's right, with Limahl, I remember.

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-In our matching outfits.

-Mmm.

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Listen, you're back in the studio making an album.

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Yep, I just finished the vocals last week.

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We're just mixing it and we go out on tour next year.

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Very exciting. When were you last on tour?

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2013 - we did our 25th anniversary.

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What was that like compared to the old days of T'Pau?

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I imagine slightly earlier nights.

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-Maybe not.

-No, actually!

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I can still be very badly behaved.

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It was great fun, it was really good,

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and it was nice because I was back with my ex-partner in crime,

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Ron Rogers, who'd co-written all the T'Pau hits and put the band together

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with me back in the '80s, so it was really nice to reconnect

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on a personal and professional level and we put a great line-up together

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of hot, young musicians.

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I don't want anyone else onstage my age.

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I want nice, oiled young men.

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-Do you oil them yourself?

-Personally, yeah.

-Bit of WD-40.

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Then I drink them under the table just to put them in their place.

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Quite right. Now, Carol, best actress nominees.

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Golly...

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-Sally Field.

-Sally Field?

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-Yeah.

-Sally Field, says Carol.

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Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said Sally Field.

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It's right. Well, 2 is our only score so far.

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Can Sally Field go lower than Shirley MacLaine?

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3, look at that!

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Good one.

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There you go, Carol Decker, in the game.

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Another terrific answer, well done.

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It puts a lot of pressure on the last two podiums there.

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She won twice for Norma Rae

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and Places In The Heart.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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-Mikey, welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you very much.

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Great to have you. You've just had a million and one number ones -

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-how many...?

-We would have liked to have had a million and one.

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How many did you have?

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In total in the UK, we had six.

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We had, well...

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-28 top threes.

-28 top threes at the moment.

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Cor. Do you have a favourite song?

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-Quite a few.

-Yeah, but it's not a Boyzone one.

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LAUGHTER

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-There you go.

-Quite a few, quite a few.

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No Matter What, Words - they are two of the best.

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What are you up to at the moment, Mikey?

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We've just completed a new Motown album called Dublin To Detroit,

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which is released now in time for Christmas,

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so we're beginning all of our promotional campaign for that.

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Well, best of luck with that album, Mikey.

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Now, best actress nominees.

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This is a young Irish actress that I'm almost sure was up

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for a nominee over the last couple of years.

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Her name is Saoirse Ronan.

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Saoirse Ronan?

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Saoirse Ronan, let's see if that's right and if it is,

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how many of our 100 people said Saoirse Ronan?

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AUDIENCE GROANS

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I told ya!

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I'm afraid Saoirse Ronan - not an Oscar nominee

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in the best actress category.

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Not a bad answer and a great actress as well.

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She was nominated for best supporting actress...

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-I knew she was nominated.

-..for Atonement.

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Yeah, Atonement.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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-Sheila, welcome back.

-Thank you!

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-You were on with Sandie Shaw.

-Yes, how could we ever forget?

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My goodness, that was a long record.

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It was an interesting, um, experience

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-in how to change the rules of television.

-Yeah!

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You sang with The Three Degrees.

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I'm trying to... It was either Prince Charles's birthday

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or it was the royal wedding, or maybe it was both.

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We were invited to the wedding, but I was pregnant, couldn't go,

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but we performed at his 30th birthday party

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and we were his guests

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and we walked in - it was like the parting of the Red Sea

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-with Mr Darcy, it was really funny.

-LAUGHTER

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It was kind of surreal in that I was dancing with Charles,

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one was dancing with Prince Philip

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and one was dancing with Prince... What's the other one? ..Andrew!

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And everybody was, like, agog.

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-Those are kind of moments you remember.

-Fantastic.

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-Now, Sheila.

-Yes?

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How are we feeling about this as a question?

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OK, I won't go with the obvious. I'll say Susan Hayward.

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Susan Hayward, says Sheila.

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Susan Hayward, let's see if that's right and if it is,

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how many of our 100 people said that?

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Come on, go down!

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-Uh!

-Ohhhh!

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Well, we're doing OK.

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Not a correct answer there, I'm afraid.

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Scores you 100 points, I'm sorry.

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Yeah, sorry, Sheila - she's been nominated five times,

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but all before 1965, I'm afraid.

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-Gotcha.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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Richard, we are halfway through the round -

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let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

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2, Jacqui. Exemplary play there. The lowest score of the round.

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Thank you.

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Carol, 3.

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Also exemplary play.

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Then we go up to 100, joint high scorers -

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Sheila and Dana, Mikey and Keith.

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Dana and Keith, it's between you two.

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One of you will be staying, one of you, I fear, will be leaving.

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Good luck with that. Back down the line -

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can the second players please step up to the podium?

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-So, Dana, welcome back.

-Thank you!

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A winner.

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A previous winner on Pointless.

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I know. My family can't get over it yet.

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That was just a lovely show.

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It'd be nice to have the other bookend, I think, for the...

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You know.

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-Dana, are you still in politics?

-No, I'm not in politics

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and I'm beginning to just dip my feet in the water,

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going back into show business, which is...

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-a much nicer place to be.

-Mmm!

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Now, best actress nominees.

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You're joint high scorers with Keith and Mikey.

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We have to have a low score from you, Dana.

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I'm going to say Elizabeth Taylor.

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Elizabeth Taylor, says Dana.

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No red line for you, as you're joint high scorers,

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but let's see how many of our 100 people said Elizabeth Taylor.

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Is it right?

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-SHEILA:

-Don't do this to her!

-It's right.

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-Thank God!

-It's right.

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Down it goes, still going down...!

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3! Look at that!

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Very well done indeed, Dana.

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That's my job! Yeah!

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-Whoo-whoo!

-103, your total.

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Given Keith a very big job to do there, Dana. Very well played.

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Won once in this timeframe for Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?

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Thank you very much indeed.

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So Keith, after Boyzone, you went into acting.

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You were in Corrie for a bit.

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-I was, yeah.

-How long did you do in Corrie?

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On and off, ten years.

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But then back into Boyzone, they just get you back in.

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Do you find that no sooner have you set up another career

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-than suddenly Boyzone...

-They just keep dragging me down.

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-Dragging you down!

-Every time I get a little bit of success,

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they pull me back to base.

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-Terrible.

-Do you still keep up with Louis?

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We don't work together any more, but we bump into him on the street

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when we're going to buy our loaf of bread in the morning

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and stuff like that.

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Ireland is tiny. We know everybody.

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Now, then, Keith... As Richard said,

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you've got a bit of a mountain to climb here.

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Ideally, you should be scoring 2 or less.

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-OK.

-2 or less.

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No, no. I'm just going to make sure to catch that flight.

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LAUGHTER

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-What are you going to go for?

-Meryl Streep.

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Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep.

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Your red... There it is. I thought for a moment...

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It was there, I just couldn't see it, but it is there.

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OK, let's see, Meryl Streep. Is it right? How many people said it?

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Will it get you below that red line?

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It's right.

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You're catching that plane, Keith.

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APPLAUSE

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That's us out of here!

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38 takes your total up to 138.

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Good answer, but actually the most nominated actress of all time -

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15 times she's been nominated.

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Yeah, I know me stuff!

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-Yes(!) Won it twice.

-No conferring, Mike.

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Won it twice.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

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Paul, welcome back.

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Paul, can you believe it?

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-It's 30 years...

-Don't tell me.

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..since you sang that first line...

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-on Band Aid.

-Oh, yeah!

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It's even longer since my first album, but, yeah.

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You're right.

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When you were doing it,

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did Midge and Bob just tell you which line you were doing,

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-or did you...?

-I had the piece in the middle.

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-Yeah.

-I thought that was it and my day was done,

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until the final shoot at the end and then they called me back in.

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-I thought I'd done something wrong.

-Who had originally done it?

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Nobody, they hadn't decided.

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It was one of those things where they'd got everything else

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and they hadn't got the first line.

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I think they were just conferring and conferring.

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Now, I believe that...

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David Bowie was in line,

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but he was touring Japan, but anyway, for whatever reason,

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I was called back in and they asked me to do the first line.

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I heard it was Musical Youth who were supposed to do it

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and it just got too late.

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LAUGHTER

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-That's the problem, they had to... CAROL:

-They had to go to bed!

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There we go. Now, Paul, good news - you are through to the next round.

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-Yes, I am.

-But let's have an answer from you.

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Let's see if you can get even lower than Carol.

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Er, I was going to go with Lauren Bacall.

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Lauren Bacall, says Paul.

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Lauren Bacall. No red line for the lovely reason

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you're already through. Let's see if Lauren Bacall is right.

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Let's see how many people said it.

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-AUDIENCE GROANS

-Aww!

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Bad luck, an incorrect answer scores you 100 points.

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Couldn't matter less -

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you're already through. 103.

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She only got an honorary Oscar, Lauren Bacall.

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Never been nominated for a best actress Oscar.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now, Paul...

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Paul, Happy Hour, song of my O levels.

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-That was it?

-Yeah.

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-Did you fail?

-Good to hear(!)

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-Yeah!

-"I remember that when I was eight..."

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No! Just leaving O levels, coming out and going...

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Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah. I took them very late, maybe.

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You are going to be singing for us later.

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Yes, we are, yeah.

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Me and Jacqui are singing our Christmas single, really.

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We've had an album out this year

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and we're just at the back end of promoting that,

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but we've just got this extra track, really for you at Pointless

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and the people at home as well.

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Thank you. Really can't wait for that.

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Now, you've had a little bit of time to think of a real knockout answer.

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We haven't had a pointless answer and I bet there are some.

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I think Diane Keaton might have had an Oscar nominee.

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Diane Keaton.

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You're getting nods from all the people you'd want to get nods from.

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No red line for you, you're already through, but let's see.

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Diane Keaton - is that right?

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If it is, how many of our 100 people said Diane Keaton?

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It's right.

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2 is our lowest score so far, from Jacqui.

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-3! Very well done indeed!

-APPLAUSE

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A total of 5,

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our only single-figure total. Well done.

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Great answer, Paul, very well played.

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Not as good as Jacqui's, but still a great answer.

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One for Annie Hall

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and also been nominated for other films.

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Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers -

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all sorts of pointless answers here.

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Emmanuelle Riva, the oldest ever nominee at 85, for Amour.

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Imelda Staunton was a pointless answer.

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Julianne Moore has had a couple of nominations, brilliant actress.

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You could have had...

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Julie Christie.

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Kristin Scott Thomas, who was nominated for The English Patient.

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Liza Minnelli for Cabaret, amongst others.

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Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose,

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Michelle Pfeiffer, Sophia Loren.

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Lots of other pointless answers - Annette Bening, Anne Bancroft,

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Anjelica Huston, Carey Mulligan, Debbie Reynolds...

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You could have had Miranda Richardson, Samantha Morton,

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all sorts of pointless answers.

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Well done if you said any of those.

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Let's take a look at the top three answers,

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the ones that most of our 100 people said.

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I imagine one of them will be familiar.

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Kate Winslet would have scored you 26.

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Judi Dench - 33,

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and right at the top, Keith, Meryl Streep with 38.

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At least it's right! There's a lot of 100s out there.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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At the end of our first round, the pair who are heading home

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with their high score of 138, you're not miles ahead,

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but I'm afraid you are the high scorers, Keith and Mikey,

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so we have to say goodbye to you.

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-Lovely to have you on the show.

-Thank you.

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Thank you for joining us. Best of luck with the new album.

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-Keith and Mikey.

-BOTH:

-Thank you.

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WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And then there were three pairs.

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At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair.

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Our four returners - Paul, Carol, Sheila and Dana -

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you were tied on 103.

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-103.

-Ooh!

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-Our newcomers...they scored 5.

-Wow!

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5... I mean, the lowest individual score, the lowest combined score -

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you were just ace.

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It's just brilliant. Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two this evening is...

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-Uh-oh.

-Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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French Words For Food And Drink.

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-Is that good, Sheila?

-Terrific - I live in Majorca.

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-Terrific, thank you very much(!)

-Excellent!

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Everyone else lives in England. That's like...

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-Y'all are all right, then.

-It's still not France.

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-True.

-On each board, we're going to give you

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six French terms for food and drink.

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Tell us what they are in English, please.

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Give us a nice, obscure answer, you'll score fewer points.

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An incorrect answer, you're going to score 100 points.

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Six on each board, 12 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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Let's reveal our first board of six and here they come.

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HE READS OUT FRENCH OPTIONS

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SHEILA GUFFAWS LOUDLY

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Ha! Sorry.

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-What am I supposed to do?

-I'm going to read them again.

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HE READS OUT FRENCH OPTIONS

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OK, so, Paul...

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Paul H.

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Um... Well, I'm not very good with French, really.

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At all.

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I suppose I'm going to have to go with le bonbon...

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which I think is probably "sweet".

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Le bonbon, a sweet.

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Let's see. Sweet. Let's see if that's right,

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and if it is, how many of our 100 people said sweet for bonbon?

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It's right.

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-Ooh, it's a high one. 83...

-APPLAUSE

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..for sweet.

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Yeah, literally a "good-good", a bonbon.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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Now, Paul. Paul Y.

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I'm glad I'm in second, cos I'm not too good on French either.

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Spanish and Italian I'm a bit better at.

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So, I'm going to go with la moule, which is mussels.

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Mussel. Moule.

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Mussel. Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

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how many of our 100 people said mussel?

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It's right. Passes 83.

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54.

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-APPLAUSE

-Not bad. Good enough, anyway.

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Well played, Paul. Very good answer there.

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Very eco-friendly, mussels. Very eco-friendly thing to eat.

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They're very easy to farm, and very nutritious.

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-Mm, they are.

-And delicious with chips, as well.

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Delicious with chips! Mm.

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-Mm-mm-mm. Sheila...

-Yo.

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You're the last person to have this board.

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-Yeah, yeah.

-Do you want to talk us through it and fill in the blanks?

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Well, let's just say, um, if I went with la farine, it might be flour.

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Farine, flour, says Sheila, let's see if that's right, and if it is,

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how many of our 100 people said flour?

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It's right!

0:21:400:21:42

You pass 83.

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You pass 54.

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-26 for flour!

-Oh, my God!

0:21:460:21:48

APPLAUSE

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This is good, Sheila, this is very good.

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26 for flour.

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-Oh!

-Yeah, all this, "Oh, I don't know, what an awful category for me.

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"Oh, I don't know any of those,"

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and then coming up with one of the best answers on the board, Sheila.

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In Great British Bake Off

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they used 24 different types of flour this series.

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Wow. There we go.

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Er, now, let's fill in the rest of these...

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THEY CHUCKLE Goodness me.

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-Le lait?

-Milk.

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Milk, yeah. Big scorer, though.

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Would have scored you 80. L'agneau?

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-Lamb.

-Lamb, yeah.

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Another big scorer, 31.

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And la cannelle.

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It's cinnamon.

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Cinnamon.

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Very well done if you said that -

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would have scored you 2 points.

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Wow. There we go. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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We're halfway through the round.

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Let's check out those scores. 26, the best score of the pass, Sheila.

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Very well done indeed.

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Then up to 54, where we find Paul Y and Carol.

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Then up to 83, where we find Paul H and Jacqui.

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So, yes, Jacqui, we need a low score from you. How's your French?

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Not great.

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It's not great, but...

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Once you see the words you kind of connect them together,

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-don't you?

-Yeah. Well, good luck.

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Let's hope there's something up there that only you know.

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Best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now -

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can the second players step up to the podium?

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So, let's put six more French words up on the board -

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and here they come.

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We've got...

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I'll read those one last time.

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-Dana.

-No conferring?

0:23:190:23:21

No conferring, alas.

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OK.

0:23:230:23:24

I'll go with le sel...

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-salt.

-Salt, says Dana.

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Salt. You want to be scoring 56 or less

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to be sure of a place in the next round.

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There's your red line.

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Below that, you're through.

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Let's see how many of our 100 said salt.

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It's right.

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And you're through - just! Look at that, 54.

0:23:450:23:48

-APPLAUSE

-Bring the game, girl.

0:23:480:23:49

56, you needed. 54, you got.

0:23:490:23:51

80 is your total.

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Very well played, Dana. Yes, safely through. Le sel.

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-Sodium chloride.

-There we are.

0:23:580:23:59

-They don't call it that, do they?

-No.

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No, they do not.

0:24:010:24:03

It's weird that there's salt mines, isn't it?

0:24:030:24:05

-Don't you think that's weird?

-Yeah...

0:24:050:24:06

What a weird place to work.

0:24:060:24:08

It's like working in a ketchup reservoir.

0:24:080:24:10

LAUGHTER

0:24:100:24:12

Yeah! OK, now, Carol.

0:24:140:24:17

-Oui.

-Carol, what are you going to go for?

0:24:170:24:21

OK, well, my French is schoolgirl patchy,

0:24:210:24:24

so there's some up there I really don't know,

0:24:240:24:26

but there's one I hope I do know.

0:24:260:24:29

L'huitre, I think, is oyster.

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Huitre, oyster.

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There we go. Now, here's you red line.

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Quite low. Get below that with oyster

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and you are into the next round.

0:24:380:24:40

Let's see how many of our 100 people said oyster.

0:24:400:24:43

It's quite right.

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Gets you through - look at that!

0:24:490:24:51

Nothing patchy about that, Carol.

0:24:510:24:52

-APPLAUSE

-15, takes your total up to 69.

0:24:520:24:56

Well played, Carol.

0:24:580:24:59

Very good answer, and another very nutritious, very easy to farm food.

0:24:590:25:03

Very good. Thank you very much indeed.

0:25:030:25:05

Now, Jacqui.

0:25:050:25:07

I have really sad news.

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I have sad news.

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You are the high scorers,

0:25:100:25:11

before you've given your answer.

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But there is a board there full of French items of food and drink.

0:25:140:25:18

Do you want to have a crack at any of them?

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Just talk us through as many of them as you can.

0:25:200:25:22

Hah! I'm dreading it being completely wrong, it probably is.

0:25:220:25:25

I'm going to go for le fromage, and I think it's cheese.

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Cheese, says Jacqui, for le fromage.

0:25:280:25:31

I'm afraid no red line for you as you're our high scorers.

0:25:310:25:33

But let's see how many of our 100 people said cheese for fromage.

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It's absolutely ri...ay, ay. Look at that.

0:25:390:25:42

-86.

-APPLAUSE

0:25:420:25:45

Takes your total up to 169.

0:25:450:25:46

It's genuinely impressive on that first podium

0:25:480:25:51

to have two correct answers

0:25:510:25:52

and get 169 points.

0:25:520:25:54

That's going it some.

0:25:540:25:56

-But no wrong answers. That's the beauty of it.

-Very good.

0:25:560:25:58

Fromage, absolutely right. Cheese.

0:25:580:26:00

Le pasteque - you'd think it was pasta, wouldn't you?

0:26:000:26:02

If you didn't know anything, like me.

0:26:020:26:04

-It's watermelon.

-It's a... Ah, yeah.

0:26:050:26:08

Would have scored you 4 points. Well done to our four.

0:26:080:26:10

-La biere...

-Beer.

0:26:100:26:12

..is beer. Yeah.

0:26:120:26:13

That would have scored 70.

0:26:130:26:15

-Myrtille?

-Myrtille I think is a blackcurrant.

0:26:150:26:17

-Is that right?

-Well, it's a bilberry.

0:26:170:26:19

-It's a bilberry.

-Oh, right.

0:26:190:26:20

Much the same. 6 points for that.

0:26:200:26:22

So, watermelon, the best answer on the board.

0:26:220:26:25

Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:26:250:26:26

So, at the end of our second round, I'm very sorry to say the pair

0:26:260:26:29

who are heading home with the high score of 169 is Jacqui and Paul.

0:26:290:26:32

-FRENCH ACCENT:

-Jacqui Abbott and Paul Heaton.

0:26:320:26:36

I'm afraid this is goodbye. It's been a treat having you here.

0:26:360:26:39

-Thank you.

-We were let down on our diet, really, weren't we?

0:26:390:26:43

We both pick things we stuff ourselves with.

0:26:430:26:45

When you're on tour in France,

0:26:450:26:47

what do you eat?

0:26:470:26:48

Oh, you send someone out...

0:26:480:26:49

-Cheese and sweets.

-Cheese and sweets!

0:26:490:26:51

-LAUGHTER

-There's your answer.

0:26:510:26:53

-It's all you need.

-APPLAUSE

0:26:530:26:57

But we're not really saying goodbye,

0:26:570:26:58

cos you're going to be playing us out at the end of the show...

0:26:580:27:01

-That's right, yeah.

-..which we are looking forward to so much.

0:27:010:27:03

-But thank you for playing.

-Thanks for having us.

0:27:030:27:05

Jacqui and Paul.

0:27:050:27:06

CHEERING

0:27:060:27:09

But for Sheila and Dana, Paul and Carol,

0:27:110:27:13

it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:130:27:15

Congratulations Paul, Carol, Sheila, Dana -

0:27:190:27:21

you're now one step closer to the final,

0:27:210:27:23

and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:27:230:27:25

which currently stands at £2,500.

0:27:250:27:28

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:27:280:27:30

We've reached the point where we have to decide

0:27:320:27:34

who is going to go through to the final

0:27:340:27:35

and play for that money for their charities -

0:27:350:27:37

and to do that, we're going to make you go head-to-head.

0:27:370:27:40

The difference is, you can now have a chat before you give your answers,

0:27:400:27:43

you can confer, and the first pair to win two questions

0:27:430:27:45

will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:450:27:47

Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:470:27:49

OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:27:560:27:59

-SHEILA:

-Hah!

-CAROL:

-Aww.

0:28:020:28:03

Exactly. Aww. Animals In The Snow. Richard.

0:28:030:28:06

Yeah, we're going to show you five pictures now

0:28:060:28:08

of animals in the snow - I hope they're OK(!)

0:28:080:28:10

You just need to tell us what animals they are.

0:28:100:28:13

We'll give you some of the letters of their name to help you out.

0:28:130:28:16

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:28:160:28:18

So, let's reveal our five pictures of animals in the snow!

0:28:180:28:20

-Aww.

-Aww!

0:28:220:28:24

-That's just in the snow, it's not...

-Yeah, that animal's fine.

0:28:240:28:28

-B!

-Aww!

0:28:280:28:30

-Again, fine in the snow, I think.

-Yeah.

0:28:300:28:33

-C...!

-Aww!

0:28:330:28:35

D.

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And E.

0:28:440:28:45

Aww.

0:28:450:28:46

Look at that.

0:28:460:28:48

Thrilling. Well, listen, there we go.

0:28:480:28:49

Paul and Carol, you will go first.

0:28:490:28:51

-PAUL:

-I've got E and B.

0:28:530:28:55

(The only one I know is an arctic fox.)

0:28:550:28:57

Yeah, OK.

0:28:570:28:58

-Do you know E?

-Yeah.

0:28:580:28:59

-Clever boy. OK, you go first.

-Shall I go first, then?

0:28:590:29:02

OK, come on, then, Paul.

0:29:020:29:03

OK, I'm going to go with E,

0:29:030:29:06

which is a red panda.

0:29:060:29:08

A red panda - E, a red panda.

0:29:080:29:11

Now, then, Sheila and Dana, do you want to talk us through the board?

0:29:110:29:14

BOTH: No! LAUGHTER

0:29:140:29:18

-We're going to go with B.

-We'll try B...

0:29:180:29:21

..albino fox.

0:29:220:29:23

Albino fox.

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I would say al-BY-no fox.

0:29:240:29:26

-Albino fox.

-Albino fox.

0:29:260:29:27

OK. So, red panda and albino fox.

0:29:270:29:30

Paul and Carol have gone for red panda for E.

0:29:300:29:32

Let's see if that's right,

0:29:320:29:34

and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said red panda.

0:29:340:29:37

It's right.

0:29:390:29:41

-32.

-APPLAUSE

0:29:450:29:47

-Not bad at all. Well done, Paul.

-SHEILA:

-You know your animal world!

0:29:470:29:50

Sheila and Dana, meanwhile, have said that B is an albino fox.

0:29:520:29:56

An albino fox. Let's see if that's right,

0:29:560:29:58

and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:29:580:30:01

-Oh...

-Oh, my God!

0:30:040:30:05

I'm afraid not an...

0:30:050:30:06

My daughters will never speak to me again!

0:30:060:30:08

..albino fox, which means - well done, Paul and Carol,

0:30:080:30:11

after one question you're up 1-0.

0:30:110:30:12

Yeah, well played, Paul, there, terrific answer, red panda.

0:30:120:30:15

Yeah, not an albino or al-BY-no fox, it's actually an arctic fox.

0:30:150:30:18

Or an ERC-tic fox, as I know you call it, Sheila.

0:30:180:30:22

SHEILA LAUGHS

0:30:220:30:24

Now, let's take a look at the rest of them.

0:30:240:30:25

A... Well done if you got this, it's a terrific answer,

0:30:250:30:28

it's a snowshoe hare.

0:30:280:30:30

Snowshoe. Would have scored you 2 points.

0:30:300:30:32

C... Aww! Look at C.

0:30:340:30:36

..is a harp seal.

0:30:360:30:38

-PAUL:

-Oh, of course.

0:30:380:30:39

Would have scored you... That is cute, isn't it?

0:30:390:30:41

-That is.

-..26 points.

0:30:410:30:43

I mean, goodness me.

0:30:430:30:44

And D...is a pine marten,

0:30:440:30:47

and would have scored you 38 points.

0:30:470:30:49

So, red panda, terrific answer.

0:30:490:30:52

Thank you, Richard. So, here comes your second question.

0:30:520:30:54

Sheila and Dana, you get to answer this one first, which is good.

0:30:540:30:57

But you have to win it to stay in the game,

0:30:570:30:59

which is a bit of pressure.

0:30:590:31:01

OK, and our second question today concerns...

0:31:010:31:04

US TV Themes. Richard.

0:31:060:31:08

We're now going to play you five arrangements of different TV themes

0:31:080:31:11

from American shows - you just need to tell us the name of the shows.

0:31:110:31:14

Very best of luck.

0:31:140:31:16

OK, so, let's listen to our five US TV themes - and here they come.

0:31:160:31:20

We have...

0:31:200:31:21

A...

0:31:210:31:22

MUSIC: I'll Be There For You by The Rembrandts

0:31:220:31:26

B...

0:31:340:31:35

DRAMATIC '90s THEME PLAYS

0:31:350:31:38

C...

0:31:490:31:51

SWEEPING '80s THEME PLAYS

0:31:510:31:54

SHEILA WHISPERS

0:32:000:32:02

D...

0:32:050:32:06

LATIN-JAZZ THEME PLAYS

0:32:060:32:09

And E...

0:32:220:32:23

SLOW, CHIMING THEME PLAYS

0:32:230:32:26

-Is that it?

-That is it.

0:32:420:32:44

There are the five pieces of music.

0:32:440:32:46

Now, then, Sheila and Dana...

0:32:460:32:48

-We're going to go with C, which is...

-Dallas.

0:32:480:32:52

C, Dallas.

0:32:520:32:53

C, Dallas, say Sheila and Dana. C, Dallas.

0:32:530:32:56

Now, Paul and Carol, it's over to you.

0:32:560:32:58

Um, I think we know a couple of them,

0:32:580:33:00

but I think Paul's picked a really good one.

0:33:000:33:02

So, I'm going to let you be the master on this.

0:33:020:33:04

-Oh, thanks(!)

-No pressure.

0:33:040:33:06

I was going to go with B, and I think it's Law & Order.

0:33:060:33:09

Law & Order.

0:33:090:33:10

Law & Order.

0:33:100:33:12

So, we have Dallas and we have Law & Order.

0:33:120:33:14

Sheila and Dana said Dallas, let's see if that's right,

0:33:140:33:17

and if it is, let's see how many people said that for C.

0:33:170:33:19

Dallas for C.

0:33:190:33:21

It's right.

0:33:230:33:24

72.

0:33:260:33:27

-APPLAUSE

-Not bad, not bad.

0:33:270:33:29

I knew it.

0:33:290:33:30

So, Paul and Carol have said Law & Order for B.

0:33:300:33:33

Let's see if that's right,

0:33:330:33:35

and if it is, how many people said Law & Order?

0:33:350:33:37

-Oh, not Law & Order, I'm afraid.

-How?

0:33:410:33:43

Which means, Sheila and Dana, you're back in the game.

0:33:430:33:45

After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:33:450:33:47

Dallas actually the biggest scorer on the board,

0:33:470:33:50

so if you know any of the others, you would have won the point.

0:33:500:33:52

Let's have a listen to them. So, A is...

0:33:520:33:54

MUSIC: I'll Be There For You by The Rembrandts

0:33:540:33:57

..Friends. Would have scored you 51 points.

0:33:570:33:59

Would have seen you through to the final.

0:33:590:34:01

B, which you said was Law & Order...

0:34:010:34:03

-DRAMATIC '90s THEME PLAYS It's ER.

-Oh!

-Of course.

0:34:030:34:06

Damn.

0:34:060:34:07

Would have scored you 10. Now, D...

0:34:070:34:09

-CAROL:

-Sex And The City?

0:34:090:34:10

LATIN-JAZZ THEME PLAYS

0:34:100:34:12

-Sex And The City. CAROL:

-Yes!

0:34:120:34:14

And that would have scored you 9 points.

0:34:140:34:16

-Wow!

-Oh!

-Would have been a very good answer.

0:34:160:34:18

And the best answer on the board is E, which is....

0:34:180:34:21

SLOW, CHIMING THEME PLAYS

0:34:210:34:22

-Six Feet Under.

-Six Feet Under.

0:34:220:34:25

Absolutely.

0:34:250:34:26

-Would have scored you 5 points.

-That's not a theme tune,

0:34:260:34:29

that's just a "dong".

0:34:290:34:30

-SHEILA:

-Exactly! It's a "dong". Dong-key.

0:34:300:34:32

There we are.

0:34:320:34:34

OK, so, it all comes down to this - the decider, the third question.

0:34:340:34:37

Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot.

0:34:370:34:40

Best of luck to both players. It concerns...

0:34:400:34:42

-The Number One.

-Yeah, simply going to show you five clues, now,

0:34:450:34:48

to facts about the number one.

0:34:480:34:49

Whichever team gives us the most obscure answer

0:34:490:34:51

is going through to play for the jackpot.

0:34:510:34:53

-So, very best of luck.

-Thanks very much indeed.

0:34:530:34:56

OK, let's reveal our five clues - and here they come.

0:34:560:34:59

We've got...

0:34:590:35:00

I'll read those all again.

0:35:150:35:17

Now, it's back to you, Paul and Carol, to start us off.

0:35:320:35:35

Oh...I know the detective lady novel and programme,

0:35:350:35:38

it's really good and I can't remember her name.

0:35:380:35:41

What about the decade in which the Beeb made its first broadcast?

0:35:410:35:45

-Well, I know...

-Would you say '50s?

0:35:450:35:47

-No, BBC Radio One, so their first song was...

-BBC Radio 1?

0:35:470:35:51

-Oh, sorry...

-..Blackberry Way, I believe.

0:35:510:35:53

OK, well, we're going to go for the 1960s as the decade

0:35:530:35:57

in which BBC Radio One made its first broadcast.

0:35:570:36:01

OK, the 1960s for Radio One.

0:36:010:36:02

Now, Sheila and Dana, the board is all yours.

0:36:020:36:05

Talk us through it if you can.

0:36:050:36:07

All right, the colour of the snooker ball worth one point...

0:36:070:36:09

What do you think?

0:36:090:36:11

-Blue? Red?

-They don't have yellow?

0:36:110:36:13

-Oh, they do. Do they have green?

-I don't know.

0:36:130:36:16

-So...

-Blue.

0:36:160:36:18

-Blue.

-OK, you're going to go with blue.

0:36:180:36:20

Blue. So, we have the 1960s and we have blue.

0:36:200:36:23

Now, Paul and Carol have said BBC Radio One

0:36:230:36:25

started broadcasting in the 1960s.

0:36:250:36:28

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:36:280:36:30

It's right.

0:36:320:36:34

THEY MUMBLE

0:36:340:36:36

-54 for the 1960s.

-APPLAUSE

0:36:370:36:40

Sheila and Dana, meanwhile, have said it's the blue ball

0:36:400:36:43

on the snooker table that's worth only one point.

0:36:430:36:45

Let's see if that's right.

0:36:450:36:46

Oh, Lord. Come on! Don't put me in suspense like this.

0:36:460:36:50

-Oh!

-Ahh.

0:36:500:36:52

I'm afraid not the blue ball.

0:36:520:36:54

Which means, after three questions, Paul and Carol, well done -

0:36:540:36:57

you are through to the final 2-1.

0:36:570:36:59

Well played, Paul and Carol.

0:36:590:37:00

Yeah, absolutely right, 1967 was the year as well.

0:37:000:37:03

Now, the snooker question, er...

0:37:030:37:05

You went through a lot!

0:37:050:37:07

-Er, it is, of course, red. Red is the answer.

-Oh, no.

0:37:070:37:10

-As only 74 of our 100 knew.

-They're so common.

0:37:100:37:13

So, you would have been knocked out anyway.

0:37:130:37:15

74 points for that.

0:37:150:37:16

Now, the Ghanaian-born musician -

0:37:160:37:18

he just did a brilliant duet with the Chuckle Brothers.

0:37:180:37:22

-Oh, is it Tinchy Stryder?

-It is, Tinchy Stryder.

0:37:220:37:24

Would have scored you one point.

0:37:240:37:26

Er, the chemical element is hydrogen.

0:37:270:37:29

Would have scored you 31.

0:37:290:37:30

And the author of The No.1 Ladies' Detective Agency novels...

0:37:300:37:33

-Alexander McCall Smith.

-Alexander McCall Smith,

0:37:330:37:36

for 16 points.

0:37:360:37:37

Thank you very much, Richard.

0:37:370:37:38

So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round -

0:37:380:37:41

-I'm afraid Dana, so close, there.

-I know.

0:37:410:37:44

-So close! But I'm afraid it was not to be this time.

-Well, thank you.

0:37:440:37:47

But Sheila, Dana, it's been a pleasure having you back.

0:37:470:37:49

-It has been.

-Thank you so much for coming and playing.

0:37:490:37:52

-Sheila and Dana, great contestants.

-APPLAUSE

0:37:520:37:54

But, for Paul and Carol, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:37:550:37:59

Congratulations, Paul and Carol, you've seen off all the competition

0:38:020:38:05

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:38:050:38:08

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities,

0:38:130:38:16

and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:38:160:38:21

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:38:210:38:23

Well, very solid performance.

0:38:230:38:26

Very solid. I think the only misstep along the way was Law & Order.

0:38:260:38:30

-Still, who cares?

-Yeah!

0:38:300:38:31

-Here you are.

-Yes.

0:38:310:38:32

Now, it would be great to have a win here.

0:38:320:38:34

As always, you get to choose your category

0:38:340:38:36

from the four we put up on the board,

0:38:360:38:37

so let's hope there's something up there you like the look of.

0:38:370:38:40

Let's see what today's offering is. We have...

0:38:400:38:43

Word Endings...

0:38:490:38:50

-Yeah, I was going to say that as well.

-Yeah.

0:38:500:38:52

-Word Endings, I think.

-Word Endings, I think.

0:38:520:38:55

-Yeah, that feels all right.

-Word Endings.

-Word Endings it is.

0:38:550:38:58

-Richard.

-Yeah, it's a fun one, this - we're looking for any word

0:38:580:39:00

that has its own entry in the Oxford Dictionary of English which ends...

0:39:000:39:04

So, any word with its own entry

0:39:120:39:13

in the Oxford Dictionary of English that ends BBLE, DDLE or ZZLE.

0:39:130:39:17

Very best of luck.

0:39:170:39:19

Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:39:190:39:21

Now, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:39:210:39:23

and all you need to win that money for your charities

0:39:230:39:26

is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:39:260:39:28

-Are you ready?

-Ready.

0:39:280:39:30

OK, let's put 60 seconds

0:39:300:39:31

up on the clock.

0:39:310:39:32

There they are. Your time starts now.

0:39:320:39:34

-Um...

-Right, I think we should go for one of each...

0:39:340:39:38

-Yeah.

-..cos we stand a better chance of getting an obscure one.

0:39:380:39:40

My most obscure for BBLE

0:39:400:39:42

would be Hubble, the Hubble spacecraft.

0:39:420:39:44

-OK...

-What would yours be?

0:39:440:39:46

I'd have said hobble.

0:39:460:39:47

I think Hubble might be a little bit more obscure than hobble.

0:39:470:39:50

Can you name a thing?

0:39:500:39:52

Hubble? Is that a thing?

0:39:520:39:53

Does it have to be a description

0:39:530:39:55

of something you do, as opposed to naming a thing?

0:39:550:39:57

-Or dibble?

-I'd say hobble.

0:39:570:40:00

-Rabble.

-Do we have to guess within the 60 seconds

0:40:010:40:03

and actually say it?

0:40:030:40:04

-Do we?

-Do your thinking in the 60 seconds.

0:40:040:40:07

-Ah, right.

-OK.

0:40:070:40:08

-I'd say...

-For each one.

0:40:080:40:09

-OK...

-OK, you want Hubble...

0:40:090:40:10

Which one out of all those?

0:40:100:40:11

-I'd have said hobble, but if you want Hubble, fine.

-Yeah.

0:40:110:40:14

-And then I would say... for the next one...

-Yeah?

0:40:140:40:17

I'd say diddle, as in con somebody.

0:40:170:40:18

-Yeah, which is more obscure than fiddle, I suppose.

-Yeah.

0:40:180:40:21

-And then we've got...dazzle...

-Ten seconds left.

0:40:210:40:24

Or drizzle.

0:40:240:40:25

Yeah, drizzle.

0:40:250:40:27

-Or fizzle.

-Fizzle.

0:40:270:40:29

Maybe drizzle.

0:40:290:40:30

Yeah...

0:40:300:40:32

Or...kibble. The top - kibble is food.

0:40:320:40:34

Really weird food, kibble.

0:40:340:40:36

-Yes...

-OK, that's your time up.

0:40:360:40:37

What three answers are you going to give me?

0:40:370:40:39

Kibble for the top one?

0:40:390:40:40

-Yeah, I think so.

-Kibble.

-Kibble.

0:40:400:40:42

-I'm thinking diddle for the middle one.

-Yes. Yeah.

0:40:440:40:46

-Diddle, as in con somebody.

-Diddle.

0:40:460:40:48

-Mm-hm.

-Go on, you pick one for the bottom one.

0:40:480:40:50

Let's go with drizzle - it's more foodie.

0:40:500:40:52

-Drizzle.

-Drizzle.

-We like our food.

0:40:520:40:54

So, we have kibble, we have...

0:40:540:40:55

-Diddle.

-..diddle,

0:40:550:40:56

-and we have drizzle.

-Yeah.

0:40:560:40:58

Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:40:580:41:01

-First one, I think.

-Kibble.

-Kibble.

0:41:010:41:03

-Least likely to be pointless?

-Probably...drizzle.

0:41:030:41:06

OK, drizzle goes first, and we put the other one in the middle.

0:41:060:41:08

Diddle and then kibble.

0:41:080:41:10

OK, let's put those up on the board in that order -

0:41:100:41:12

and here they are.

0:41:120:41:13

Very best of luck.

0:41:130:41:15

Three great answers up there.

0:41:170:41:18

If you win that jackpot,

0:41:190:41:21

what will the charities be that you're playing for?

0:41:210:41:24

For me, it will be Children with Cancer,

0:41:240:41:25

which has been my chosen charity since about '87.

0:41:250:41:29

-OK. Carol?

-Medecins Sans Frontieres,

0:41:290:41:32

cos they're doing such a stand-up job all around the world.

0:41:320:41:35

Well, they always do, but particularly at the moment,

0:41:350:41:37

with Ebola and everything, or war-torn countries at the moment.

0:41:370:41:40

-They're fantastic. Love 'em.

-Well, good for you -

0:41:400:41:42

-two great charities there.

-APPLAUSE

0:41:420:41:44

Let us hope that at least one of those answers is pointless

0:41:440:41:47

so you can take that money and share it between those two charities.

0:41:470:41:50

Best of luck, as I said. Drizzle was your first answer -

0:41:500:41:52

the one you thought was least likely to be pointless.

0:41:520:41:55

Only one of them has to be pointless for you to win.

0:41:550:41:57

Let's find out. For £2,500, how many people said drizzle?

0:41:570:42:00

It's right.

0:42:040:42:05

Down it goes, through the 60s.

0:42:060:42:09

If this goes all the way down to zero you will leave here right now

0:42:090:42:12

with £2,500.

0:42:120:42:13

30 for drizzle.

0:42:130:42:14

APPLAUSE

0:42:140:42:17

OK, so, no pointless answer with your first one.

0:42:180:42:21

Your second, though, was diddle.

0:42:210:42:23

Now it's beginning to get a bit more exciting, I think.

0:42:230:42:26

It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:42:260:42:29

So, let's find out, for £2,500, how many people said diddle?

0:42:290:42:32

It's right.

0:42:350:42:36

Your first answer, drizzle, took us down to 30.

0:42:370:42:40

Diddle now taking us down through the 30s,

0:42:400:42:43

-passes 30, down through the 20s, 13!

-Oh!

0:42:430:42:47

APPLAUSE

0:42:470:42:48

-13 for diddle.

-Obviously a lot of people have been diddled.

-Yeah.

0:42:480:42:52

-It's got to be kibble.

-OK.

0:42:520:42:54

Only one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:42:540:42:56

But this was a late arrival,

0:42:560:42:58

came in just about two seconds before your time was up.

0:42:580:43:01

But let's see - kibble.

0:43:010:43:02

How many of our 100 people said it? For £2,500, is it pointless?

0:43:020:43:07

It's right. That's the first thing it had to be.

0:43:100:43:13

Your first answer, drizzle, scored 30.

0:43:130:43:16

Your second answer, diddle, scored 13.

0:43:160:43:18

Kibble passes 13, down it goes, single figures, still going down...

0:43:180:43:22

-Down it goes - still going - oh, no!

-Oh, no!

0:43:220:43:25

-2 for kibble.

-Can you believe it?!

0:43:250:43:28

God, there's some really annoying people out there!

0:43:280:43:31

I'm so sorry. Unfortunately, two people said kibble.

0:43:320:43:36

-Where are they?

-Yeah!

0:43:360:43:38

I'm afraid that means

0:43:380:43:40

you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:43:400:43:42

so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:43:420:43:44

However, as this is a celebrity special,

0:43:440:43:47

we are going to donate £500 to each pair

0:43:470:43:49

to split between their respective charities. So there we are.

0:43:490:43:52

APPLAUSE

0:43:520:43:55

We have absolutely loved having you back on the show.

0:43:550:43:57

-It's been a real treat to see you.

-Thank you.

0:43:570:44:00

And you get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so there you are.

0:44:000:44:02

APPLAUSE

0:44:020:44:05

Yeah, it's been an absolute joy having you back on.

0:44:050:44:08

There's some lovely words here - I know you don't want to hear them,

0:44:080:44:11

but there are some lovely words on the list.

0:44:110:44:12

Now, diddle was an interesting one, because you both tour a lot,

0:44:120:44:15

and if any of your drummers were with us...

0:44:150:44:17

-BOTH:

-Paradiddle.

-..they would have said paradiddle,

0:44:170:44:20

-and they would have won you the money.

-Oh!

0:44:200:44:22

It was pointless, paradiddle.

0:44:220:44:23

-I bet you'd have said paradiddle, wouldn't you?

-Mm-hm.

0:44:230:44:26

-Yep. I thought so(!)

-Of course.

0:44:260:44:27

I thought as much.

0:44:270:44:29

Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the other categories.

0:44:290:44:32

Start with BBLE.

0:44:320:44:33

Knobble, with a K.

0:44:330:44:35

Psychobabble is a pointless answer,

0:44:350:44:37

squabble is a pointless answer,

0:44:370:44:39

very good one if you went for that. Technobabble.

0:44:390:44:41

There's lots that don't sound like they're real words, but they are.

0:44:410:44:44

You could have had drabble, fribble, grabble, gribble or nubble.

0:44:440:44:47

Well done if you got any of those.

0:44:470:44:48

-Aren't they in Camberwick Green?

-LAUGHTER

0:44:480:44:51

Hardscrabble, also a word there, would have been a lovely one.

0:44:510:44:54

DDLE - as well as paradiddle you could have had...

0:44:540:44:57

mollycoddle...that's a lovely word.

0:44:570:44:59

Packsaddle, skedaddle or unsaddle.

0:44:590:45:02

All of those terrific answers. Well done if you got those.

0:45:020:45:05

Let's take a look at the ZZLEs.

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Embezzle is a pointless answer, well done if you said that.

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Mozzle, which is an Australian word.

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Shemozzle, which is a state of chaos and confusion, or to unmuzzle.

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Terrific work if you got any of those at home.

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And kibble was a great answer.

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When you look at some of the ones that were pointless -

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-squabble, embezzle, then kibble was unlucky, I think.

-Yeah.

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But well done if you got it at home -

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-and thank you for coming back, you've been terrific.

-Thank you.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,

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but it's been fabulous having you on the show.

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Thank you so much for playing. Paul and Carol.

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APPLAUSE

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-Well done, darling.

-Join us next time,

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when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

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-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

-Goodbye.

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..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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But first, playing us out with their new single,

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it's Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott.

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CHEERING

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MUSIC: Real Hope by Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott

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# She wanted her face to be famous

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# So she dragged it off down to the smoke

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# Where she went on a show where they turn dreams to gold

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# And give real people false hope

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# She needed the comfort She needed the cheer

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# Her children had all flown the nest

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# She desperately wanted to change her career

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# To the thing that she felt she did best

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# Giving real hope to false people

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# Telling the world it can sing

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# False hope to real folk

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# You can sing, you can sing you can sing

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# He worked in a shop where they hated his guts

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# And lived in a house just the same

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# And all that he ever requested in life

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# Was no swearword prefixing his name

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# He wanted the glory He wanted the fame

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# In limelight he wanted to soak

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# So he saved up the money and boarded the train

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# To where they give plastic people real hope

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# Giving real hope to false people

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# Telling the world it can sing

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# False hope to real folk

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# You can sing, you can sing you can sing

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# If you want it Don't tell us about it

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# And if you don't get it, don't cry

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# Just do as they say

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# And follow your dreams

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# A fool with the wings of a fly

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# A fool with the wings of a fly

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# Giving real hope to false people

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# Telling the world it can sing

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# False hope to real folk

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# You can sing, you can sing you can sing

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# Telling the world it can sing

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# You can sing, you can sing you can sing. #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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