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Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
and welcome to this theatrical edition of Pointless Celebrities, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
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And couple number one. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
Hello! I'm Gwen Taylor, and I'm rehearsing for a tour | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
of Last Of The Duty Free with my friend Mr Barron here. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
Hello. I'm Keith Barron, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
and at the moment I'm trying to be an actor | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
with my dear friend here, Miss Taylor, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
and it's very, very difficult, but it's lovely to be here. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
I'll have to lie down in a minute! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
And couple number two. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
I'm Simon Callow, I'm an actor and a director, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
and I also write books, and I'm just finishing one about Orson Welles | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
that I started 25 years ago. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Hello, I'm Imogen Stubbs, and I'm an actress. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
I've just finished in Strangers On A Train in the West End. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
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Couple number three. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
Hello! I'm Lysette Anthony, and I really am a pointless celebrity! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:28 | |
And I'm Christopher Timothy, and I'm fairly pointless too! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
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And finally, couple number four. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Hello, I'm Simon Shepherd, I'm an actor. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I've just finished in The Duck House in London, and I'm resting. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Hi, I'm Claire Sweeney, and I'm just about to star in a show | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
that I've written called Sex And The Suburbs. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
And these are today's contestants! Thanks very much, all of you. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
We'll get to know more about you as the show goes along. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
That just leaves one more person to introduce, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
described by Her Majesty's Prison Service | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
as "no longer a risk to society". | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hiya. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Hi, everybody. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-Oh, that's a nice introduction. Thank you. -Isn't it? -How are you? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-I'm very well. -An exciting evening, isn't it? -I know! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
-Look at the talent on stage here. -I know! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
We've got two people who've been on the show before, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
but they had very different shows. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Chris came on with Matthew Kelly, and they did very well, | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
got all the way through to the head-to-head, | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
but Claire on our last podium there, came on with Anthea Turner. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Oh, I was useless. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
No, to be fair, Anthea was useless. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
-Definitely! -But she's traded up, I think. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
We'll see if you've traded up this evening. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
There's certainly a lot of pressure. But it should be an absolute cracker. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-What an amazing line-up. It's a real treat. -Yeah. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Also, everyone's going to be enunciating really well, I think. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I know, yeah, no worry with delivery. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Now, we've asked every question to 100 people before the show. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer, | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
an answer that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Now, as today's show is a celebrity special | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
and each of our wonderful celebrities | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
is playing for a nominated charity, we start off with a jackpot of... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
OK, the only thing you have to remember is this. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
The pair with the highest score at the end of each round | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
will be eliminated. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
So you have to make sure that that is not you. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Our first category today is... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Geography! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
OK, let's find out what the question is. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many countries | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
with an MA in their names as they could. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Countries with an MA in their names. Richard? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
We are looking for any country in the world which has | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
the letters MA in its name, please. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
It has to be consecutively, like that. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
So any country in the world with the word MA in its name, please. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
As always, by "country" we mean a sovereign state | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
that's a member of the UN in its own right. Very, very best of luck. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Well, there we go. Thank you. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-Gwen, welcome to Pointless. It's lovely to have you here. -Thank you! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Now, you didn't start out as an actress, did you? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
No, I was a bank clerk for, ooh, about ten years. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
-And here you are bringing Duty Free back as a live show. -We are. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
-That's exciting. -We're all a bit ancient, I have to say. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Even the director's about 75, isn't he? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
But we're going to give it a go, and it should be quite good. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Gwen, it's always hard going first, but you are going first. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
-OK. -A country with MA in its name. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
Camaroon. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-Camaroon, says Gwen. -It's probably M-E. -Let's see if it is M-E. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Let's see if it's right. Is it right? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
How many people said it if it is? Camaroon. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-Oh, I'm sorry, Gwen, I'm afraid it's wrong. -I'm going early! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
You may not be. Anything can happen. The round is young. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
But that, I'm afraid, is wrong. It scores you 100 points. Sorry. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Yeah, sorry, Gwen, C-A-M-E, I'm afraid. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-I knew it as soon as I said it. -Very good, Gwen, anyway. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
And almost certainly won't be the last hundred of the round. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
I'm sure of it. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Simon... | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
-Germany. -..a warm welcome to you. -Simon, have you got somewhere to be? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:35 | |
Simon, I know what your answer's going to be. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
That's a good answer, isn't it? Well, we'll discover. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
-All those things you listed, this book you've just written. -Yes. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Why did it take so long? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-I suppose all the other things you have to do. -No, no, no. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
It's in three volumes, and two volumes have already come out. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
And the first volume was 650 pages and the second volume was 500, | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
and the last volume's 750 pages, so it's been taking a while. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
It's all gone? It's all finished? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-No, not quite. -You're dotting i's and crossing t's. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-Yes. -Now, Simon, you've given your answer. Germany. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
-Germany was my answer, yes. -OK. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Let's find out if Germany's right. I'm guessing it is! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Let's find out how many of our 100 people said Germany. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
It's right. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
47 for Germany. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Well played. Yeah, it's got an MA right in the middle of it, hasn't it? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Just between the ER and the NY. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
If you look it up in the dictionary, there it is. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
OK, thank you very much indeed. Now then. Welcome back, Chris. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Thank you. It's good to be back. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
A head-to-header last time with Matthew Kelly. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
You were at the National Theatre under Olivier. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-I was, yeah. -That must have been a real golden age of theatre. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
It was, in my very humble opinion, | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
when the National Theatre was at its absolute best. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Well, Chris, a little bit of pressure taken off you | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
by the high score on the first podium, but for fun, Simon got 47. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
Do you think you can get less than that with your answer? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
I'm not even sure what I'm going to say is a country. I think it is. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-Ready? -Yes. -OK. Pause for laugh, and... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-Panama. -AUDIENCE MURMURS | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Panama. OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Panama. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
It's going to be a no. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
It is most definitely a country. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-25! Chris, well done! -APPLAUSE | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Lowest score so far. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Yeah, very good answer, Chris. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
Connects North and South America, a small land bridge between the two. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-Thank you, Richard. Simon, welcome. -Hello. -Welcome. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
-You've just come off stage, I mean not literally. -Two days ago. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
-Two days ago, with my friend Ben Miller. -Absolutely. -And you're here. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
-I'm here. -You're a slave to your craft. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
-I'm mad. But I love this programme. -Oh, you are kind. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
So tell me. Ben Miller, what's he really like? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
That guy can make anyone look good. Am I right? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
Simon, what are you going to go for? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Malaysia. -Malaysia, says Simon. Let's see if it's right, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Malaysia. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Well, 47 is our highest correct score. You've passed that. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
-Oh, look at that! Down you go to 20! -APPLAUSE | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
A new low score, Simon. Well done. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Another very good answer. Yeah, Malaysia. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
They've won six Olympic medals, five of them for badminton. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
In reverse order, Simon, very well done. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Simon and Claire looking very strong on 20 at this stage. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
And up to 25, where we find Chris and Lysette. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Up to 47, where we find Simon C and Imogen. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-And then up to 100 - I'm sorry, Gwen. -I'm sorry. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Always tough going first, without exception, I'm afraid. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-Keith, it puts quite a burden squarely on your shoulders. -I know. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
But if anyone's up to the task, Keith, I think it is you. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
So best of luck with coming up with a nice, obscure country | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
with an MA in its name. We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Claire, welcome back. Great to have you here. On with Anthea last time. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Round One. -Yes. -Look how well you've done this time. -Fantastic. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Simon, isn't he brilliant? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Well, it was a smart move to let him go first, I think. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Well, I suppose it was, | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
but I think you're going to have a good answer. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
But before you give us that, tell us about this show you're doing. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
It's called Sex And the Suburbs. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
It's a comedy that I've written with my friend Mandy Muden, | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
and it started from me telling a producer | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
-about all my disastrous dating stories. -Yeah. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
And he says to me, "You've got to make a show out of this." | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
So I've collected all my girlfriends' stories. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
And it's a live radio phone-in, people phone in with their problems, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
and the problems come to life on stage. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Well, very best of luck with that. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
You're on 20 at the moment. If you can score 79 or less, | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
you are definitely through to the next round. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
OK... | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Mauritius. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Mauritius, says Claire. Mauritius. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
OK, you want to get below that red line | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
to be sure of a place in the next round. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
But is Mauritius right, and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
-It's right. -Yes! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
You're through. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
47 is your total. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-You are through. -Well played, Claire. That's much better, isn't it? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
One of the richest countries in Africa, Mauritius. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Lysette, welcome. Lovely to have you here. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
-You started off very, very early on in theatre, didn't you? -I did. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
I started out when I was ten and got so precocious | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
I was shoved off to a rather strict boarding school | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
immediately after we closed. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
And what was that? What were you doing? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
My parents used to put on shows. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
They did Pinocchio every year in the West End, at the Cambridge, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
and Billy Bunter shows, and my mother let me play a kitten | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
and regretted it for the rest of her life! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
What an experience at age ten at the Cambridge Theatre. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Yes, I did a lot of cat acting, upstaged everyone, | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
and not much has changed since, really, has it? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Well, listen, you've been set up quite well by Chris there. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-He's been set up, and I want to apologise, Chris. -You'll be fine! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:21 | |
It's fine. Let me tell you how fine it is. You have to score 74 or less. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
74 or less and you're through. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
OK. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Majorca. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Majorca. Majorca. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
We have to find out if it's right, and if it's right, | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
let's see how many people said Majorca. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
There's your red line. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
-Oh, I knew it. -I'm afraid an incorrect answer. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
It's not the end of the world. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
You're not that far ahead of the high-scorers at this point. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
It scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 125. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Sorry, Lysette, it's part of Spain, I'm afraid. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
-It has an MA in it, though. -It does. -The MA work was terrific. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
I don't have an MA, but anyway, let's move swiftly on! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
Imogen, welcome to the show. Of all the shows we've done so far, | 0:12:03 | 0:12:09 | |
you are my first relation. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Lovely to have you here. -It's lovely to be here. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-And you've just come off stage, Strangers On A Train. -Yes. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
How do you feel when you finish a run? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Are you mostly excited about having freedom again, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
or do you really miss everyone? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
A bit of both. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
You grieve for the whole cast and everything, | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
but we were in it for five months, so I'm happy to be out of it. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
And how are the two of you related? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
We're second cousins. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
My grandfather and Imogen's grandmother were brother and sister. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:41 | |
That's nice. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
Imogen, there you are, you are on 47. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
The highest scorers at the moment, Lysette and Chris, on 125, | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
so 77 or less | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
gets you through. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
OK... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
Denmark? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
Denmark! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Good theatrical country there. OK, here's your red line. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Denmark. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
It's right. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
And you're through. Very well done. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
-Down it goes. 18. Good score! -APPLAUSE | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
In fact, the lowest score of the round so far. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Denmark takes your total up to 65. Well done on podium two. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Well played. That's what happens when you have a relative on. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-Best score of the round. -Yep. -How about that? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Blimey! It's true what they say about recessive genes, isn't it? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Yeah! Yeah. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Thanks very much, Richard... | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-So, Keith. -Sir. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
You were thrown a lifeline there. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
You have to score 24 or less, and if you do, | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
you're through to the next round. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-But, Keith, Duty Free, let's talk about that for a moment or two. -Yes. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
Dearly loved. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
Do you think - cos we had Birds Of A Feather on, | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
and they toured it and then it was picked up again. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-Like we're going to do. -Are you? -Well, we're going to tour it. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
-It might be rubbish. Probably will be. -It's not going to be rubbish! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
But we don't know what's going to happen at the end. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
But it's been prompted, I think, by Birds Of A Feather. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:08 | |
But it's so many years ago since we did it. I mean, | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
I keep saying 35, and they all shout and say it's 27. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
What's the difference? It is a long time. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Now, what you have to do is score 24 or less with your answer. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Well, I do have an answer. I'm not sure whether it's a country. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
It could be a county in Wales. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Sumatra. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Sumatra. There's your red line. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
If you get below that with your answer, | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sumatra. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
-Oh! -Oh! Perhaps I can't spell it. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
No, there's nothing wrong with the spelling, surely. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
We'll discover in a second why that's incorrect, | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
but I'm afraid it is incorrect and it scores you 100 points.. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
-Another 100? -Yes! -I like a big score. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Went out with a bang, at least. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
-Richard? -Yeah, not a country, I'm afraid, Sumatra. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
It's an Indonesian island, it's part of Indonesia. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-I'd like to go there. -Now? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
There's no pointless answers. Let's look at the three lowest scorers. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
A couple of other low scorers, San Marino, Mauritania 5, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Macedonia and Oman would have scored you 6, | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
and Somalia would have scored you 8. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Let's take a look at the top three, the ones that most people said. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
And we've already heard the top answer, which is Germany on 47. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
At the end of our first round, I'm sorry to say | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
the pair heading home, with our high score of 200, it's Keith and Gwen. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
-It's been lovely having you on. -Thank you very much. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
You're mayfly-like. It's been far too brief. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
And, Keith, you've barely cleared your throat | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
and we've got to send you home. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
I think he did it on purpose to make me feel better. I'm sure he did. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
You're going to have a wonderful year touring. Best of luck. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
And please come back and play again, when I'm sure you'll do much better. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
In the meantime, thanks very much for playing. Keith and Gwen! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
So three pairs remain. At the end of this round, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
we'll say goodbye to another pair in time for our head-to-head round. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
It's going to be a very exciting second round. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
There we are, Directors & Actors. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Spielberg actors. Richard? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
On each board, we'll give you | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
six characters from Steven Spielberg films | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
and the initial of the actor who played that character. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
You just need to tell us the name of the actor. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Six on each board, 12 in all to have a go at at home. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
So, very best of luck. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
OK, so the actors with these initials | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
who played these roles in Spielberg films, | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
and here's our first board of six. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
I'll read those all again. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
Imogen? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
Liam Neeson playing Schindler. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
OK, Liam Neeson, says Imogen. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said it. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
-APPLAUSE -47 for Liam Neeson. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Well played, Imogen. Also starring Ralph Fiennes and Ben Kingsley. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
He was Oscar nominated for that. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
Thank you very much. Lysette? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Erm, Julia Roberts, Tinkerbell. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Julia Roberts. Let's see if that's right, | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
let's see how many people said Julia Roberts. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
You've passed 47. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-Very well done. 18 for Lysette for Tinkerbell. -Well played. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Also starring Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams, | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
and also Gwyneth Paltrow as young Wendy, her second ever film role. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:51 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Now, Simon, you're the last person to have this board. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Do you fancy talking us through the board and filling in all the bits? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
I only know one that I'm sure of. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
That's Harrison Ford... | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
..which is going to probably be 100 anyway, | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-but Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford. -OK, Harrison Ford, says Simon. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Harrison Ford. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
It's right. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
It's a lot better than 100, though. 73, not bad. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Yeah, you've got to take those points if you don't know the others, | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
because it is better than 100. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Now, I'm sure you can all have a go at all of these. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
John Quincy Adams, played by a very famous Welsh actor. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:38 | |
-ALL: -Anthony Hopkins. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Anthony Hopkins, yep. That would have scored you 4 points. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Victor Navorski is in his film The Terminal. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
Multi-Oscar-winning actor. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Anyone? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-Lysette? -Tom Hanks. -Tom Hanks, yeah. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
-You put your hand up! -That's good. No-one's ever done that before! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
I like that. 16 points for that. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
And Hooper, if you look at the year the film was in, | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
it was one of Spielberg's first ever big hits. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
-It's Richard Dreyfuss. -In Jaws, yeah. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
That would have scored you 3 points. The best answer up there. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
18, Lysette and Chris looking very strong at this point. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Then up to 47, where we find Imogen and Simon C. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Then up to 73, where we find Simon S and Claire. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Now, Claire, you have first dibs of the next board, | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
so a nice, low score may be enough to keep you in the game. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
OK, let's put six more characters up on the board, and here they come. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Claire? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
I'm going to go for the most obvious one here, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Abraham Lincoln, Daniel Day-Lewis. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
Daniel Day-Lewis. Well, you're the high-scorers, so let's see. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
There's going to be no red line for you. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Let's see how far down the column you can get with Daniel Day-Lewis. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
59 takes your total up to 132. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Yeah, big score again, but if someone else gets 100, it's the thing to do. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
They say he stayed in character so much, | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
he stayed in character even whilst texting his co-stars. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Quite scary, but, yeah, I guess. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
He would tweet in four score and 60 characters. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
-Thank you. Chris, you... -What? -..are through... | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
-That's very good maths, apart from anything else! -Thank you. Phew! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Chris, you're through to the next round. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
You're through. Even if you score 100 points, which I know you won't, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
you're through. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
Well, I'm not even sure it's Michael Douglas, Private Ryan. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Private Ryan, Michael Douglas. Let's see if that's right. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
No red line for you, because you're through. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
Let's see how many people said Michael Douglas. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
No. Not Michael Douglas, I'm afraid, Chris. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 118, | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
but it couldn't matter less, you're through. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Sorry, Chris. I'll give you the answer at the end of the pass, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
just in case Simon wants to have a go at the same one. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
Now, Simon, this board's all yours. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
You can fill in all the gaps and do all your talking out loud. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
SIMON SIGHS | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
I'm sorry, I can't do any of them. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
I was going to say Michael Douglas. That's wrong, we know that. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:58 | |
-Michael Deacon... -LAUGHTER | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Michael Deacon for Private Ryan. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Let's see if that was one of Deacon's roles. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
There's your red line. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Is Michael Deacon right? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
No. I'm sorry, I'm afraid it's incorrect. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 147. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
Yeah, Michael Deacon didn't get the part, I'm afraid. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Two call-backs, as well, and nothing. Didn't get it. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Shall I tell you who it went to? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Went to Matt Damon, of all people. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Matt Damon, and that would have scored you 24 points. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Now, the top one, that's from ET. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
-Drew Barrymore. -Drew Barrymore, exactly. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Would have scored you 4. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Now, TC, one of the most famous movie actors in the world. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
-Tom Cruise. -Tom Cruise, yeah. Would have scored 18. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
Tintin, a great young British actor. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-Jamie Bell. -Jamie Bell. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Would have scored you 6 points. And Celie Johnson? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
It's Whoopi Goldberg. 2 points. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
That's the best answer up there, Whoopi Goldberg. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Thank you very much indeed. So at the end of our second round, | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
I'm afraid the pair who are heading home, with their high score of 147, | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
it's Simon and Imogen. I'm sorry. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Sorry not to give you a board you liked better. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
-But will you come back and play another time, please? -Of course. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
It'd be wonderful to have you back. Thank you for playing. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
-Simon and Imogen! -APPLAUSE | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
But for Lysette and Chris, Claire and Simon | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Congratulations, Claire and Simon, Lysette and Chris, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
you're now one step closer to the final | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
and the chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
at £2,500. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
This is where we decide who goes to the final and plays for that money, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
and to do that you're now going to go head-to-head. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
The only difference is you're now allowed to confer before you answer. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
Well, this is, I think, going to be very, very hard-fought. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
UK hit singles by the Beatles. Richard? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
We're going to show you five pictures now, all of which are visual clues | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
to words in the titles of Beatles top 40 hits. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
You just need to tell us the name of the hit, please. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
We're going to give you the year in which it was a top 40 hit, as well. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
So just five visual clues. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they are. We've got... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
OK, there they all are. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Now, Claire and Simon, you've played best throughout the show so far, | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
so you will go first. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
-CLAIRE: -OK, we're going to go for B, | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
-Paperback Writer. -Paperback Writer, say Claire and Simon. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
Lysette and Christopher, talk us through that board, if you can. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Yellow Submarine, Paperback Writer, don't know the sweet, | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
don't know the coin. Is Penny To Ride one? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Was that a title? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
-Let's do E. At least we've got it. -OK, E, Hey Jude. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
OK, E, Hey Jude. So, we have Paperback Writer, we have Hey Jude. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:29 | |
Claire and Simon said Paperback Writer, B. Let's see if it's right, | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
It's right. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
28 for Paperback Writer. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
Now, Lysette and Chris, you have gone for Hey Jude for E. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said that. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
It's right. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Two good answers, but, Claire and Simon, you win that one. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
-You're up 1-0. -Well played, Claire and Simon. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Let's clear up D. Ticket To Ride was the one you were thinking of, | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
-but that's Penny Lane. -Of course. -Of course it's Penny Lane. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
60 points for Penny Lane. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
The big scorer is A, though. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
That's obviously a submarine, which gives you a clue to Yellow Submarine. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
That would have scored you 90 points. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
And C is a pointless answer, | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
and it's Ain't She Sweet. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
Very well done if you said that at home. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Lysette and Chris, you have to win this to stay in the game. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
But you do get to answer it first, though. It concerns... | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
Favourite foods of fictional characters. Richard? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
We're going to show you a list of foods and drinks | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
and a fictional character associated with them. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
We're also going to give you the initials of that fictional character. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Can you name the characters, please? | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
OK, let's reveal our foods and drinks, and here they are. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
I'll read those all again. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
Lysette and Christopher will go first. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
-LYSETTE: -I think we'll go for the second one. Yeah? | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. OK. -You say it. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
We'll go for Wallace and Gromit. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
Wallace and Gromit, say Lysette and Chris. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
Now then, Claire and Simon, do you want to talk us through the board? | 0:28:57 | 0:29:02 | |
-SIMON: -We were going to do Wallace and Gromit. -Yeah! Erm... | 0:29:02 | 0:29:06 | |
And spinach, Popeye. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
-Duff Beer, I haven't got a clue. -I haven't got a clue. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
-I think the only one that we're sure of is... -Popeye? | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
..is Popeye, which is spinach, and that's going to be very high. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:20 | |
OK, you're going to say Popeye. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:21 | |
So we have Wallace and Gromit and we have Popeye. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
Lysette and Christopher said Wallace and Gromit for Wensleydale cheese. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:28 | |
Let's see how many people said that. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:29 | |
It's right. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:33 | |
Ooh, look at that, 91! Whoo! | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
-APPLAUSE -They're popular! | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
Claire and Simon have said spinach, Popeye. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:45 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Popeye. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
-It's right. -LAUGHTER | 0:29:50 | 0:29:51 | |
-99 for Popeye! -APPLAUSE | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
Whoa! | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
Well done, Lysette and Chris, | 0:29:55 | 0:29:56 | |
for finding such an obscure answer on that board...! | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
After two questions, it's 1-1. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
Yeah, 91 is a big winning score, I have to say. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
It's very impressive. Now, let's fill in the rest of these. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:07 | |
You've got lasagna, Garfield. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
Would have scored you 39. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
Chili dogs... | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
You can fill in the gaps there. Sonic the Hedgehog. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
Ah, yes! | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
8 points. And Duff Beer. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
-Homer Simpson. -Homer Simpson. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
And that would have scored you 69 points. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. I knew it was going to be close. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:29 | |
I didn't think it was going to be that close! But here we are. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
It comes down to a third question. Whoever wins this goes to the final | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
and plays for that jackpot for their respective charities. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns... | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
Voyager 1, Richard. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:47 | |
We're going to show you five clues to facts about the NASA probe Voyager 1. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
Whichever team gives us the best answer will play for the jackpot. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
-Very best of luck. -OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:57 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
Claire and Simon, you go first. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
It's a bit of a worry for me, | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
-because I didn't even know what Voyager 1 was. -No. -So...! | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
-OK... -But we're going to have a go. -Good. -Yep. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:54 | |
-Go on. -We're going to suggest that it was Jupiter and Mars. | 0:31:54 | 0:32:01 | |
OK, Jupiter and Mars, say Claire and Simon. Jupiter and Mars. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
Now, Lysette and Christopher... | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
Do you want to just talk us through that board? | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
I can't remember who recorded Johnny B Goode. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
The greatest rock and roll guitarist in the world, isn't he? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
-No clues! -I'm ashamed to say. Otherwise, I haven't got a clue. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:22 | |
Well, we'd better give a date. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:23 | |
I'm going to give the year I was born. 1963. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
-OK. Do you want to... -Go later. -No, that's fine. -Really? -Yeah. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:33 | |
-You want me to be the one that topples us. -So you're going to go... | 0:32:33 | 0:32:38 | |
for the '60s. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:39 | |
-Is that what you're saying? -If you think it's later, then go later. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
'70s. '70s. OK, the 1970s. You're going to go for the 1970s. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
So, Claire and Simon have said Jupiter and Mars. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:51 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:32:51 | 0:32:52 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Mars. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
No! I'm afraid not Jupiter and Mars. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:02 | |
You're thinking of Fly Me To The Moon, I think. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Anyway, Lysette and Chris have gone for the 1970s, | 0:33:04 | 0:33:08 | |
the decade Voyager 1 was launched. Let's see if it's right. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
If it is, let's see how many of our 100 said it. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
All it has to be is right and you'll go through to the final. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
It's right! Very well done. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
It was indeed the '70s, | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
-and 20 of our 100 people knew it. -APPLAUSE | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Chris, I never doubted you for a minute. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
I knew you were going through. Very well done. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
After three questions, it's 2-1. Well done. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
Yeah, it was launched in 1977. It's still going strong. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
It was the first man-made object to leave our solar system. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
They thought it wouldn't last half the time, and it's still going now. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
In fact, it's going so far that the answer to the distance one | 0:33:47 | 0:33:51 | |
is 12 billion miles. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
That's a pointless answer, so well done if you said that. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
12 billion miles away. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:57 | |
The US cosmologist is Carl Sagan. That would have scored you 7 points. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:01 | |
Now, the two planets, Jupiter, and Saturn was the other one. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:06 | |
23 points for that. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:07 | |
And Johnny B Goode, Chris, | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
-is Chuck Berry. -Of course! | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
-How would that have scored? -That would have scored 18. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
So the 1970s was a perfectly good answer. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So the pair leaving us now, | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
I'm sorry to say, Claire and Simon, | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
who've played so well throughout the show. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
It's been wonderful having you. Claire, you've done so much better. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
Look at this, our low-scorers in the head-to-head round. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
You have to come back. That's all there is for it. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
Thank you for playing. Simon and Claire, great to have you here. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
But for Lysette and Chris, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:43 | |
Congratulations, Lysette and Chris. You've seen off all the competition | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
-Yay! Sorry. -You now have a chance to win... | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
I've never won anything! So I want to thank my mum, I want to... | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
You have a chance to win our jackpot for your respective charities, | 0:35:07 | 0:35:11 | |
and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £2,500. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:16 | |
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Now, as always, you get to choose your category for this last round, | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
and there are four options for you to choose from. We've got... | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
You say what you want to do. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
-I'd like to do Goon Films. -You start, then. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
But that's because I'm so old. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:41 | |
-And my dad was the announcer on The Goon Show. -Really? | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
But that doesn't mean... No, no, that doesn't mean anything! | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
-But what would you rather do? -Well... | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
-Language of Poetry, I bet. -Yeah, I'll try poetry. -OK, let's do that. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
-It's smarter. -I don't see how I can fail. Let's go. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
OK, Language of Poetry, please. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
Language of Poetry. Wow. OK, Language of Poetry it is. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:03 | |
Interesting choice, Christopher, if your dad was the... | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
Why are we not doing the Goons? I don't understand. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
So, we are looking for words that occur in certain poems. OK? | 0:36:08 | 0:36:13 | |
We're looking for words of six letters or more | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
that appear in the following three poems. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
Shakespeare's sonnet Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
Obviously, compare and summer's we won't take. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
So any words of six or more. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
Now, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers, | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready? | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
-Are you ready? -Yes, OK. -OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
There they are. Your time starts now. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
-In Jabberwocky, there's one word, which is fraptuous. -Marvellous. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
-Take that one. -Fraptuous. -OK, If, If... | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
There must be striving, there must be, erm... | 0:37:06 | 0:37:11 | |
If... "You're a man, my son," but that's not six. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:15 | |
If you joined them together it would be. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
Oh, God! | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
Er, "How shall I compare thee to a summer's day..." | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
Blank. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
If... | 0:37:26 | 0:37:27 | |
Callooh callay, what rapturous joy... | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
Callooh, C-A-L... | 0:37:31 | 0:37:32 | |
I don't know how to spell it. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
-You think of yours, let me try and think of mine. -I've got two. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
OK, well, that's amazing. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
Not if one of them's wrong. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
If... | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
Something... Oh, God! | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
Ten seconds left. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
"If I should..." | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
OK, I'm afraid that's your minute up. I now need your three answers. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:02 | |
What are you going to give me? | 0:38:02 | 0:38:03 | |
-Fraptuous. -Fraptuous? -Yes. -OK. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
-Fraptuous. -That's from Jabberwocky. -Jabberwocky, yep. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
-Callooh. -Callooh. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
Also... | 0:38:13 | 0:38:14 | |
..from Jabberwocky. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
-Can I give another one from Jabberwocky? -Please do. -Callay. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
Callay. So we've got fraptuous, callooh, callay. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:24 | |
All from Jabberwocky. OK. There we are. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
-Fraptuous, I would have thought. -Fraptuous we'll put last. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
Least likely to be pointless? | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
-Callooh or callay. -OK, we'll put callooh first | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
and callay in the middle. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
OK, let's pop those answers up in that order, and here they are. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:43 | |
We have callooh, callay and fraptuous. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:48 | |
Callooh, callay and fraptuous. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
Well, very, very best of luck. Your first answer was callooh, | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
the one you thought was probably the least likely to be pointless. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
Only one has to be pointless | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
for you to win the jackpot for your nominated charities. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
Can I just ask what your charities are? Lysette? | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
-Mind, for mental health. -Excellent. Chris? | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
It's the St Wilfrid's Hospice in Chichester. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
-Excellent. Well, two... -APPLAUSE | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
Two wonderful charities there. Worthy causes. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:18 | |
Let's hope at least one of these answers on the board | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
will win that jackpot for those charities. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
As I say, callooh is your first answer. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
Let's find out if it's right and, if it is, if it's pointless. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:28 | |
If it is, it will win you £2,500 for your charities. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
Let's see how many people said callooh. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
It's right. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
It's right. Now, if this goes all the way down to zero, | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
you will leave here immediately with £2,500 for your charities. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Down it goes. Still going down. Through single figures. Going down. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
No! | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
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You're very clever! | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
-It's -1! I'm so impressed! -One person got callooh out of our 100. | 0:39:54 | 0:40:00 | |
My brother. It would have been my brother. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
That is a fantastic score. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
So, disappointingly, not a pointless, though, I'm afraid, | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
which means we have to move on to your next answer, which is callay. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
-HE SIGHS -I wonder if callay scored | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
lower than callooh. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:17 | |
Let's find out if it's right, | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
and if it's pointless it'll win £2,500. How many people said callay? | 0:40:19 | 0:40:23 | |
Well, it's also right. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
Callooh, your first answer, went all the way down, tantalisingly, to 1. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:33 | |
Callay now going down through the teens and into single figures. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
Still going down. Down it goes. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:37 | |
-And I'm afraid that also stops on 1. -APPLAUSE | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
Oh, Chris, it's amazing! | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
One more chance. Everything is now riding on your third answer, | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
which is fraptuous. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
Fraptuous. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
Let's find out if that's right and, if it's right, if it's pointless. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
If it's both of those, you leave here with £2,500 for your charities. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
Let's see how many people said fraptuous. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
-Oh, I'm sorry. -APPLAUSE | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
That is an incorrect answer. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
Two amazing answers there. So close. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
You didn't find that all-important pointless answer, | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
However, as it is a celebrity special, we're going to donate | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
£500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
And we have loved having you on the show. You've been absolutely superb. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
Chris, head-to-head last time, through to the final this time. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
That's a great achievement. And you get a Pointless trophy each. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
-So, very, very well done. -APPLAUSE | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
That's very unlucky. Quite often, | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
when there's one-pointers, it's different from the ones of 100, | 0:41:46 | 0:41:49 | |
but I'm guessing the person who knew callooh also knew callay, | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
because it's "Callooh! Callay!" I'm assuming that's the same person. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
And fraptuous doesn't exist? | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
-It's not fraptuous, it's frabjous, I'm afraid, with a B. -Ah, yes. | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
It's "O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
And frabjous was a pointless answer. AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
So, particularly unlucky. I'm sorry about that. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
But let's look at the pointless answers in the different poems. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
There'll be other ones you know, I'm sure. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
There's a few others. Galumphing you could have had, snicker-snack. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
You could have had Tumtum, uffish. Whiffling, as well, was pointless. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
Let's take a look at If. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
"And lose and start again at your beginnings." | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
Doubting, knaves, waiting. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
You also could have had broken, friends, hating, | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
pitch-and-toss we'd have accepted, twisted, yourself. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
All of those are pointless answers. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
Let's take a look at Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
You could also have had breathe, dimmed, shines, sometime, | 0:42:53 | 0:42:58 | |
so lots of pointless answers out there. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
Really, really close to the jackpot. Very well played. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
That's terrific. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
Unfortunately we have to say goodbye, Lysette and Chris, | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
but it's been wonderful having you on the show. Thank you for playing. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
-Lysette and Chris. -APPLAUSE | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
Join us next time, | 0:43:13 | 0:43:14 | |
when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 |