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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

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and welcome to this theatrical edition of Pointless Celebrities,

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the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

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Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

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APPLAUSE

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And couple number one.

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Hello! I'm Gwen Taylor, and I'm rehearsing for a tour

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of Last Of The Duty Free with my friend Mr Barron here.

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Hello. I'm Keith Barron,

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and at the moment I'm trying to be an actor

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with my dear friend here, Miss Taylor,

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and it's very, very difficult, but it's lovely to be here.

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I'll have to lie down in a minute!

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And couple number two.

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I'm Simon Callow, I'm an actor and a director,

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and I also write books, and I'm just finishing one about Orson Welles

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that I started 25 years ago.

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Hello, I'm Imogen Stubbs, and I'm an actress.

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I've just finished in Strangers On A Train in the West End.

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APPLAUSE

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Couple number three.

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Hello! I'm Lysette Anthony, and I really am a pointless celebrity!

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And I'm Christopher Timothy, and I'm fairly pointless too!

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APPLAUSE

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hello, I'm Simon Shepherd, I'm an actor.

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I've just finished in The Duck House in London, and I'm resting.

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Hi, I'm Claire Sweeney, and I'm just about to star in a show

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that I've written called Sex And The Suburbs.

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And these are today's contestants! Thanks very much, all of you.

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We'll get to know more about you as the show goes along.

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That just leaves one more person to introduce,

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described by Her Majesty's Prison Service

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as "no longer a risk to society".

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It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hiya.

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Hi, everybody.

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-Oh, that's a nice introduction. Thank you.

-Isn't it?

-How are you?

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-I'm very well.

-An exciting evening, isn't it?

-I know!

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-Look at the talent on stage here.

-I know!

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We've got two people who've been on the show before,

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but they had very different shows.

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Chris came on with Matthew Kelly, and they did very well,

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got all the way through to the head-to-head,

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but Claire on our last podium there, came on with Anthea Turner.

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Oh, I was useless.

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No, to be fair, Anthea was useless.

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-Definitely!

-But she's traded up, I think.

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We'll see if you've traded up this evening.

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There's certainly a lot of pressure. But it should be an absolute cracker.

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-What an amazing line-up. It's a real treat.

-Yeah.

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Also, everyone's going to be enunciating really well, I think.

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I know, yeah, no worry with delivery.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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Now, we've asked every question to 100 people before the show.

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As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer,

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an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

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Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

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Now, as today's show is a celebrity special

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and each of our wonderful celebrities

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is playing for a nominated charity, we start off with a jackpot of...

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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OK, the only thing you have to remember is this.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated.

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So you have to make sure that that is not you.

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Our first category today is...

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Geography!

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many countries

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with an MA in their names as they could.

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Countries with an MA in their names. Richard?

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We are looking for any country in the world which has

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the letters MA in its name, please.

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It has to be consecutively, like that.

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So any country in the world with the word MA in its name, please.

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As always, by "country" we mean a sovereign state

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that's a member of the UN in its own right. Very, very best of luck.

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Well, there we go. Thank you.

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-Gwen, welcome to Pointless. It's lovely to have you here.

-Thank you!

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Now, you didn't start out as an actress, did you?

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No, I was a bank clerk for, ooh, about ten years.

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-And here you are bringing Duty Free back as a live show.

-We are.

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-That's exciting.

-We're all a bit ancient, I have to say.

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Even the director's about 75, isn't he?

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But we're going to give it a go, and it should be quite good.

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Gwen, it's always hard going first, but you are going first.

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-OK.

-A country with MA in its name.

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Camaroon.

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-Camaroon, says Gwen.

-It's probably M-E.

-Let's see if it is M-E.

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Let's see if it's right. Is it right?

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How many people said it if it is? Camaroon.

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-Oh, I'm sorry, Gwen, I'm afraid it's wrong.

-I'm going early!

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You may not be. Anything can happen. The round is young.

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But that, I'm afraid, is wrong. It scores you 100 points. Sorry.

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Yeah, sorry, Gwen, C-A-M-E, I'm afraid.

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-I knew it as soon as I said it.

-Very good, Gwen, anyway.

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And almost certainly won't be the last hundred of the round.

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I'm sure of it.

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Thanks very much indeed. Simon...

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-Germany.

-..a warm welcome to you.

-Simon, have you got somewhere to be?

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Simon, I know what your answer's going to be.

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That's a good answer, isn't it? Well, we'll discover.

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-All those things you listed, this book you've just written.

-Yes.

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Why did it take so long?

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-I suppose all the other things you have to do.

-No, no, no.

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It's in three volumes, and two volumes have already come out.

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And the first volume was 650 pages and the second volume was 500,

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and the last volume's 750 pages, so it's been taking a while.

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It's all gone? It's all finished?

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-No, not quite.

-You're dotting i's and crossing t's.

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-Yes.

-Now, Simon, you've given your answer. Germany.

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-Germany was my answer, yes.

-OK.

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Let's find out if Germany's right. I'm guessing it is!

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Let's find out how many of our 100 people said Germany.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE

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47 for Germany.

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Well played. Yeah, it's got an MA right in the middle of it, hasn't it?

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Just between the ER and the NY.

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If you look it up in the dictionary, there it is.

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OK, thank you very much indeed. Now then. Welcome back, Chris.

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Thank you. It's good to be back.

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A head-to-header last time with Matthew Kelly.

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You were at the National Theatre under Olivier.

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-I was, yeah.

-That must have been a real golden age of theatre.

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It was, in my very humble opinion,

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when the National Theatre was at its absolute best.

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Well, Chris, a little bit of pressure taken off you

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by the high score on the first podium, but for fun, Simon got 47.

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Do you think you can get less than that with your answer?

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I'm not even sure what I'm going to say is a country. I think it is.

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-Ready?

-Yes.

-OK. Pause for laugh, and...

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-Panama.

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Panama. OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Panama.

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It's going to be a no.

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It is most definitely a country.

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-25! Chris, well done!

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Lowest score so far.

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Yeah, very good answer, Chris.

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Connects North and South America, a small land bridge between the two.

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-Thank you, Richard. Simon, welcome.

-Hello.

-Welcome.

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-You've just come off stage, I mean not literally.

-Two days ago.

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-Two days ago, with my friend Ben Miller.

-Absolutely.

-And you're here.

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-I'm here.

-You're a slave to your craft.

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-I'm mad. But I love this programme.

-Oh, you are kind.

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So tell me. Ben Miller, what's he really like?

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That guy can make anyone look good. Am I right?

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Simon, what are you going to go for?

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-Malaysia.

-Malaysia, says Simon. Let's see if it's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Malaysia.

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Well, 47 is our highest correct score. You've passed that.

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-Oh, look at that! Down you go to 20!

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A new low score, Simon. Well done.

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Another very good answer. Yeah, Malaysia.

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They've won six Olympic medals, five of them for badminton.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores.

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In reverse order, Simon, very well done.

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Simon and Claire looking very strong on 20 at this stage.

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And up to 25, where we find Chris and Lysette.

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Up to 47, where we find Simon C and Imogen.

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-And then up to 100 - I'm sorry, Gwen.

-I'm sorry.

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Always tough going first, without exception, I'm afraid.

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-Keith, it puts quite a burden squarely on your shoulders.

-I know.

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But if anyone's up to the task, Keith, I think it is you.

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So best of luck with coming up with a nice, obscure country

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with an MA in its name. We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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Claire, welcome back. Great to have you here. On with Anthea last time.

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-Round One.

-Yes.

-Look how well you've done this time.

-Fantastic.

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Simon, isn't he brilliant?

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Well, it was a smart move to let him go first, I think.

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Well, I suppose it was,

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but I think you're going to have a good answer.

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But before you give us that, tell us about this show you're doing.

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It's called Sex And the Suburbs.

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It's a comedy that I've written with my friend Mandy Muden,

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and it started from me telling a producer

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-about all my disastrous dating stories.

-Yeah.

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And he says to me, "You've got to make a show out of this."

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So I've collected all my girlfriends' stories.

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And it's a live radio phone-in, people phone in with their problems,

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and the problems come to life on stage.

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Well, very best of luck with that.

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You're on 20 at the moment. If you can score 79 or less,

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you are definitely through to the next round.

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OK...

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Mauritius.

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Mauritius, says Claire. Mauritius.

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OK, you want to get below that red line

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to be sure of a place in the next round.

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But is Mauritius right, and if it is, how many people said it?

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-It's right.

-Yes!

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You're through.

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APPLAUSE

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47 is your total.

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-You are through.

-Well played, Claire. That's much better, isn't it?

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One of the richest countries in Africa, Mauritius.

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Thanks very much indeed. Lysette, welcome. Lovely to have you here.

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-You started off very, very early on in theatre, didn't you?

-I did.

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I started out when I was ten and got so precocious

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I was shoved off to a rather strict boarding school

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immediately after we closed.

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And what was that? What were you doing?

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My parents used to put on shows.

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They did Pinocchio every year in the West End, at the Cambridge,

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and Billy Bunter shows, and my mother let me play a kitten

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and regretted it for the rest of her life!

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What an experience at age ten at the Cambridge Theatre.

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Yes, I did a lot of cat acting, upstaged everyone,

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and not much has changed since, really, has it?

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Well, listen, you've been set up quite well by Chris there.

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-He's been set up, and I want to apologise, Chris.

-You'll be fine!

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It's fine. Let me tell you how fine it is. You have to score 74 or less.

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74 or less and you're through.

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OK.

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Majorca.

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Majorca. Majorca.

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We have to find out if it's right, and if it's right,

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let's see how many people said Majorca.

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There's your red line.

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-Oh, I knew it.

-I'm afraid an incorrect answer.

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It's not the end of the world.

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You're not that far ahead of the high-scorers at this point.

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It scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 125.

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Sorry, Lysette, it's part of Spain, I'm afraid.

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-It has an MA in it, though.

-It does.

-The MA work was terrific.

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I don't have an MA, but anyway, let's move swiftly on!

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Imogen, welcome to the show. Of all the shows we've done so far,

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you are my first relation.

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-Lovely to have you here.

-It's lovely to be here.

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-And you've just come off stage, Strangers On A Train.

-Yes.

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How do you feel when you finish a run?

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Are you mostly excited about having freedom again,

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or do you really miss everyone?

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A bit of both.

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You grieve for the whole cast and everything,

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but we were in it for five months, so I'm happy to be out of it.

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And how are the two of you related?

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We're second cousins.

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My grandfather and Imogen's grandmother were brother and sister.

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That's nice.

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Imogen, there you are, you are on 47.

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The highest scorers at the moment, Lysette and Chris, on 125,

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so 77 or less

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gets you through.

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OK...

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Denmark?

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Denmark!

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Good theatrical country there. OK, here's your red line.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Denmark.

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It's right.

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And you're through. Very well done.

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-Down it goes. 18. Good score!

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In fact, the lowest score of the round so far.

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Denmark takes your total up to 65. Well done on podium two.

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Well played. That's what happens when you have a relative on.

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-Best score of the round.

-Yep.

-How about that?

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Blimey! It's true what they say about recessive genes, isn't it?

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Yeah! Yeah.

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Thanks very much, Richard...

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-So, Keith.

-Sir.

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You were thrown a lifeline there.

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You have to score 24 or less, and if you do,

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you're through to the next round.

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-But, Keith, Duty Free, let's talk about that for a moment or two.

-Yes.

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Dearly loved.

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Do you think - cos we had Birds Of A Feather on,

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and they toured it and then it was picked up again.

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-Like we're going to do.

-Are you?

-Well, we're going to tour it.

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-It might be rubbish. Probably will be.

-It's not going to be rubbish!

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But we don't know what's going to happen at the end.

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But it's been prompted, I think, by Birds Of A Feather.

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But it's so many years ago since we did it. I mean,

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I keep saying 35, and they all shout and say it's 27.

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What's the difference? It is a long time.

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Now, what you have to do is score 24 or less with your answer.

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Well, I do have an answer. I'm not sure whether it's a country.

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It could be a county in Wales.

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Sumatra.

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Sumatra. There's your red line.

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If you get below that with your answer,

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you are through to the next round.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sumatra.

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-Oh!

-Oh! Perhaps I can't spell it.

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No, there's nothing wrong with the spelling, surely.

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We'll discover in a second why that's incorrect,

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but I'm afraid it is incorrect and it scores you 100 points..

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-Another 100?

-Yes!

-I like a big score.

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Went out with a bang, at least.

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-Richard?

-Yeah, not a country, I'm afraid, Sumatra.

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It's an Indonesian island, it's part of Indonesia.

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-I'd like to go there.

-Now?

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There's no pointless answers. Let's look at the three lowest scorers.

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A couple of other low scorers, San Marino, Mauritania 5,

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Macedonia and Oman would have scored you 6,

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and Somalia would have scored you 8.

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Let's take a look at the top three, the ones that most people said.

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And we've already heard the top answer, which is Germany on 47.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

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At the end of our first round, I'm sorry to say

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the pair heading home, with our high score of 200, it's Keith and Gwen.

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I'm so sorry.

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-It's been lovely having you on.

-Thank you very much.

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You're mayfly-like. It's been far too brief.

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And, Keith, you've barely cleared your throat

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and we've got to send you home.

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I think he did it on purpose to make me feel better. I'm sure he did.

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You're going to have a wonderful year touring. Best of luck.

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And please come back and play again, when I'm sure you'll do much better.

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In the meantime, thanks very much for playing. Keith and Gwen!

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APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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So three pairs remain. At the end of this round,

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we'll say goodbye to another pair in time for our head-to-head round.

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It's going to be a very exciting second round.

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Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

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There we are, Directors & Actors.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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Spielberg actors. Richard?

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On each board, we'll give you

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six characters from Steven Spielberg films

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and the initial of the actor who played that character.

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You just need to tell us the name of the actor.

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Six on each board, 12 in all to have a go at at home.

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So, very best of luck.

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OK, so the actors with these initials

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who played these roles in Spielberg films,

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and here's our first board of six.

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I'll read those all again.

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Imogen?

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Liam Neeson playing Schindler.

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OK, Liam Neeson, says Imogen.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said it.

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-APPLAUSE

-47 for Liam Neeson.

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Well played, Imogen. Also starring Ralph Fiennes and Ben Kingsley.

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He was Oscar nominated for that.

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Thank you very much. Lysette?

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Erm, Julia Roberts, Tinkerbell.

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Julia Roberts. Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many people said Julia Roberts.

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You've passed 47.

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APPLAUSE

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-Very well done. 18 for Lysette for Tinkerbell.

-Well played.

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Also starring Dustin Hoffman and Robin Williams,

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and also Gwyneth Paltrow as young Wendy, her second ever film role.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Now, Simon, you're the last person to have this board.

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Do you fancy talking us through the board and filling in all the bits?

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I only know one that I'm sure of.

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That's Harrison Ford...

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..which is going to probably be 100 anyway,

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-but Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford.

-OK, Harrison Ford, says Simon.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Harrison Ford.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE

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It's a lot better than 100, though. 73, not bad.

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Yeah, you've got to take those points if you don't know the others,

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because it is better than 100.

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Now, I'm sure you can all have a go at all of these.

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John Quincy Adams, played by a very famous Welsh actor.

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-ALL:

-Anthony Hopkins.

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Anthony Hopkins, yep. That would have scored you 4 points.

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Victor Navorski is in his film The Terminal.

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Multi-Oscar-winning actor.

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Anyone?

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-Lysette?

-Tom Hanks.

-Tom Hanks, yeah.

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-You put your hand up!

-That's good. No-one's ever done that before!

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I like that. 16 points for that.

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And Hooper, if you look at the year the film was in,

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it was one of Spielberg's first ever big hits.

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-It's Richard Dreyfuss.

-In Jaws, yeah.

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That would have scored you 3 points. The best answer up there.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

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18, Lysette and Chris looking very strong at this point.

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Then up to 47, where we find Imogen and Simon C.

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Then up to 73, where we find Simon S and Claire.

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Now, Claire, you have first dibs of the next board,

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so a nice, low score may be enough to keep you in the game.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put six more characters up on the board, and here they come.

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I'll read those all one last time.

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Claire?

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I'm going to go for the most obvious one here,

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Abraham Lincoln, Daniel Day-Lewis.

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Daniel Day-Lewis. Well, you're the high-scorers, so let's see.

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There's going to be no red line for you.

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Let's see how far down the column you can get with Daniel Day-Lewis.

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APPLAUSE

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59 takes your total up to 132.

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Yeah, big score again, but if someone else gets 100, it's the thing to do.

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They say he stayed in character so much,

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he stayed in character even whilst texting his co-stars.

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Quite scary, but, yeah, I guess.

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He would tweet in four score and 60 characters.

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-Thank you. Chris, you...

-What?

-..are through...

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-That's very good maths, apart from anything else!

-Thank you. Phew!

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Chris, you're through to the next round.

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You're through. Even if you score 100 points, which I know you won't,

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you're through.

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Well, I'm not even sure it's Michael Douglas, Private Ryan.

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Private Ryan, Michael Douglas. Let's see if that's right.

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No red line for you, because you're through.

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Let's see how many people said Michael Douglas.

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No. Not Michael Douglas, I'm afraid, Chris.

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That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 118,

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but it couldn't matter less, you're through.

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Sorry, Chris. I'll give you the answer at the end of the pass,

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just in case Simon wants to have a go at the same one.

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Now, Simon, this board's all yours.

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You can fill in all the gaps and do all your talking out loud.

0:22:400:22:43

SIMON SIGHS

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LAUGHTER

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I'm sorry, I can't do any of them.

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I was going to say Michael Douglas. That's wrong, we know that.

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-Michael Deacon...

-LAUGHTER

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Michael Deacon for Private Ryan.

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Let's see if that was one of Deacon's roles.

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There's your red line.

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Is Michael Deacon right?

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No. I'm sorry, I'm afraid it's incorrect.

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Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 147.

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Yeah, Michael Deacon didn't get the part, I'm afraid.

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Two call-backs, as well, and nothing. Didn't get it.

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Shall I tell you who it went to?

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Went to Matt Damon, of all people.

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Matt Damon, and that would have scored you 24 points.

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Now, the top one, that's from ET.

0:23:360:23:39

-Drew Barrymore.

-Drew Barrymore, exactly.

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Would have scored you 4.

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Now, TC, one of the most famous movie actors in the world.

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-Tom Cruise.

-Tom Cruise, yeah. Would have scored 18.

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Tintin, a great young British actor.

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-Jamie Bell.

-Jamie Bell.

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Would have scored you 6 points. And Celie Johnson?

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It's Whoopi Goldberg. 2 points.

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That's the best answer up there, Whoopi Goldberg.

0:24:010:24:04

Thank you very much indeed. So at the end of our second round,

0:24:040:24:06

I'm afraid the pair who are heading home, with their high score of 147,

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it's Simon and Imogen. I'm sorry.

0:24:090:24:12

Sorry not to give you a board you liked better.

0:24:120:24:14

-But will you come back and play another time, please?

-Of course.

0:24:140:24:17

It'd be wonderful to have you back. Thank you for playing.

0:24:170:24:20

-Simon and Imogen!

-APPLAUSE

0:24:200:24:22

But for Lysette and Chris, Claire and Simon

0:24:230:24:25

it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:24:250:24:27

Congratulations, Claire and Simon, Lysette and Chris,

0:24:310:24:33

you're now one step closer to the final

0:24:330:24:35

and the chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands

0:24:350:24:38

at £2,500.

0:24:380:24:40

APPLAUSE

0:24:400:24:41

This is where we decide who goes to the final and plays for that money,

0:24:430:24:46

and to do that you're now going to go head-to-head.

0:24:460:24:48

The only difference is you're now allowed to confer before you answer.

0:24:480:24:51

The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:24:510:24:55

Well, this is, I think, going to be very, very hard-fought.

0:24:550:24:57

Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:24:570:25:00

APPLAUSE

0:25:000:25:02

OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:25:050:25:08

UK hit singles by the Beatles. Richard?

0:25:130:25:16

We're going to show you five pictures now, all of which are visual clues

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to words in the titles of Beatles top 40 hits.

0:25:190:25:21

You just need to tell us the name of the hit, please.

0:25:210:25:23

We're going to give you the year in which it was a top 40 hit, as well.

0:25:230:25:26

So just five visual clues.

0:25:260:25:28

OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they are. We've got...

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OK, there they all are.

0:25:510:25:54

Now, Claire and Simon, you've played best throughout the show so far,

0:25:540:25:57

so you will go first.

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-CLAIRE:

-OK, we're going to go for B,

0:26:040:26:06

-Paperback Writer.

-Paperback Writer, say Claire and Simon.

0:26:060:26:10

Lysette and Christopher, talk us through that board, if you can.

0:26:100:26:13

Yellow Submarine, Paperback Writer, don't know the sweet,

0:26:130:26:16

don't know the coin. Is Penny To Ride one?

0:26:160:26:19

Was that a title?

0:26:190:26:22

-Let's do E. At least we've got it.

-OK, E, Hey Jude.

0:26:220:26:24

OK, E, Hey Jude. So, we have Paperback Writer, we have Hey Jude.

0:26:240:26:29

Claire and Simon said Paperback Writer, B. Let's see if it's right,

0:26:290:26:33

and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:26:330:26:35

It's right.

0:26:370:26:38

APPLAUSE

0:26:420:26:44

28 for Paperback Writer.

0:26:440:26:45

Now, Lysette and Chris, you have gone for Hey Jude for E.

0:26:480:26:51

Let's see if that's right,

0:26:510:26:52

and if it is, let's see how many people said that.

0:26:520:26:55

It's right.

0:26:570:26:58

APPLAUSE

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Two good answers, but, Claire and Simon, you win that one.

0:27:070:27:10

-You're up 1-0.

-Well played, Claire and Simon.

0:27:100:27:12

Let's clear up D. Ticket To Ride was the one you were thinking of,

0:27:120:27:16

-but that's Penny Lane.

-Of course.

-Of course it's Penny Lane.

0:27:160:27:20

60 points for Penny Lane.

0:27:200:27:22

The big scorer is A, though.

0:27:220:27:24

That's obviously a submarine, which gives you a clue to Yellow Submarine.

0:27:240:27:28

That would have scored you 90 points.

0:27:280:27:30

And C is a pointless answer,

0:27:320:27:35

and it's Ain't She Sweet.

0:27:350:27:38

Very well done if you said that at home.

0:27:380:27:41

Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:27:410:27:44

Lysette and Chris, you have to win this to stay in the game.

0:27:440:27:46

But you do get to answer it first, though. It concerns...

0:27:460:27:49

Favourite foods of fictional characters. Richard?

0:27:540:27:57

We're going to show you a list of foods and drinks

0:27:570:27:59

and a fictional character associated with them.

0:27:590:28:01

We're also going to give you the initials of that fictional character.

0:28:010:28:04

Can you name the characters, please?

0:28:040:28:07

OK, let's reveal our foods and drinks, and here they are.

0:28:070:28:11

I'll read those all again.

0:28:260:28:28

Lysette and Christopher will go first.

0:28:370:28:39

THEY WHISPER

0:28:390:28:43

-LYSETTE:

-I think we'll go for the second one. Yeah?

0:28:430:28:46

-Yeah.

-Yeah. OK.

-You say it.

0:28:460:28:49

We'll go for Wallace and Gromit.

0:28:510:28:54

Wallace and Gromit, say Lysette and Chris.

0:28:540:28:57

Now then, Claire and Simon, do you want to talk us through the board?

0:28:570:29:02

-SIMON:

-We were going to do Wallace and Gromit.

-Yeah! Erm...

0:29:020:29:06

And spinach, Popeye.

0:29:060:29:09

-Duff Beer, I haven't got a clue.

-I haven't got a clue.

0:29:090:29:12

-I think the only one that we're sure of is...

-Popeye?

0:29:120:29:15

..is Popeye, which is spinach, and that's going to be very high.

0:29:150:29:20

OK, you're going to say Popeye.

0:29:200:29:21

So we have Wallace and Gromit and we have Popeye.

0:29:210:29:24

Lysette and Christopher said Wallace and Gromit for Wensleydale cheese.

0:29:240:29:28

Let's see how many people said that.

0:29:280:29:29

It's right.

0:29:320:29:33

Ooh, look at that, 91! Whoo!

0:29:330:29:35

-APPLAUSE

-They're popular!

0:29:350:29:37

Claire and Simon have said spinach, Popeye.

0:29:400:29:45

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Popeye.

0:29:450:29:47

-It's right.

-LAUGHTER

0:29:500:29:51

-99 for Popeye!

-APPLAUSE

0:29:510:29:53

Whoa!

0:29:530:29:55

Well done, Lysette and Chris,

0:29:550:29:56

for finding such an obscure answer on that board...!

0:29:560:29:59

After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:29:590:30:01

Yeah, 91 is a big winning score, I have to say.

0:30:010:30:03

It's very impressive. Now, let's fill in the rest of these.

0:30:030:30:07

You've got lasagna, Garfield.

0:30:070:30:10

Would have scored you 39.

0:30:110:30:13

Chili dogs...

0:30:130:30:15

You can fill in the gaps there. Sonic the Hedgehog.

0:30:150:30:17

Ah, yes!

0:30:170:30:19

8 points. And Duff Beer.

0:30:190:30:21

-Homer Simpson.

-Homer Simpson.

0:30:210:30:23

And that would have scored you 69 points.

0:30:230:30:25

Thanks very much indeed, Richard. I knew it was going to be close.

0:30:250:30:29

I didn't think it was going to be that close! But here we are.

0:30:290:30:32

It comes down to a third question. Whoever wins this goes to the final

0:30:320:30:35

and plays for that jackpot for their respective charities.

0:30:350:30:38

Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:30:380:30:41

Voyager 1, Richard.

0:30:460:30:47

We're going to show you five clues to facts about the NASA probe Voyager 1.

0:30:470:30:50

Whichever team gives us the best answer will play for the jackpot.

0:30:500:30:53

-Very best of luck.

-OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

0:30:530:30:57

I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:210:31:24

Claire and Simon, you go first.

0:31:420:31:44

It's a bit of a worry for me,

0:31:440:31:46

-because I didn't even know what Voyager 1 was.

-No.

-So...!

0:31:460:31:48

-OK...

-But we're going to have a go.

-Good.

-Yep.

0:31:500:31:54

-Go on.

-We're going to suggest that it was Jupiter and Mars.

0:31:540:32:01

OK, Jupiter and Mars, say Claire and Simon. Jupiter and Mars.

0:32:020:32:05

Now, Lysette and Christopher...

0:32:050:32:09

Do you want to just talk us through that board?

0:32:090:32:11

I can't remember who recorded Johnny B Goode.

0:32:110:32:13

The greatest rock and roll guitarist in the world, isn't he?

0:32:130:32:16

-No clues!

-I'm ashamed to say. Otherwise, I haven't got a clue.

0:32:170:32:22

Well, we'd better give a date.

0:32:220:32:23

I'm going to give the year I was born. 1963.

0:32:230:32:28

-OK. Do you want to...

-Go later.

-No, that's fine.

-Really?

-Yeah.

0:32:280:32:33

-You want me to be the one that topples us.

-So you're going to go...

0:32:330:32:38

for the '60s.

0:32:380:32:39

-Is that what you're saying?

-If you think it's later, then go later.

0:32:390:32:43

'70s. '70s. OK, the 1970s. You're going to go for the 1970s.

0:32:430:32:46

So, Claire and Simon have said Jupiter and Mars.

0:32:460:32:51

Let's see if that's right,

0:32:510:32:52

and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Mars.

0:32:520:32:56

No! I'm afraid not Jupiter and Mars.

0:32:580:33:02

You're thinking of Fly Me To The Moon, I think.

0:33:020:33:04

Anyway, Lysette and Chris have gone for the 1970s,

0:33:040:33:08

the decade Voyager 1 was launched. Let's see if it's right.

0:33:080:33:11

If it is, let's see how many of our 100 said it.

0:33:110:33:13

All it has to be is right and you'll go through to the final.

0:33:130:33:16

It's right! Very well done.

0:33:190:33:22

It was indeed the '70s,

0:33:230:33:25

-and 20 of our 100 people knew it.

-APPLAUSE

0:33:250:33:28

Chris, I never doubted you for a minute.

0:33:320:33:34

I knew you were going through. Very well done.

0:33:340:33:36

After three questions, it's 2-1. Well done.

0:33:360:33:39

Yeah, it was launched in 1977. It's still going strong.

0:33:390:33:41

It was the first man-made object to leave our solar system.

0:33:410:33:44

They thought it wouldn't last half the time, and it's still going now.

0:33:440:33:47

In fact, it's going so far that the answer to the distance one

0:33:470:33:51

is 12 billion miles.

0:33:510:33:53

That's a pointless answer, so well done if you said that.

0:33:530:33:56

12 billion miles away.

0:33:560:33:57

The US cosmologist is Carl Sagan. That would have scored you 7 points.

0:33:570:34:01

Now, the two planets, Jupiter, and Saturn was the other one.

0:34:010:34:06

23 points for that.

0:34:060:34:07

And Johnny B Goode, Chris,

0:34:070:34:10

-is Chuck Berry.

-Of course!

0:34:100:34:12

-How would that have scored?

-That would have scored 18.

0:34:120:34:15

So the 1970s was a perfectly good answer.

0:34:150:34:18

Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So the pair leaving us now,

0:34:180:34:22

I'm sorry to say, Claire and Simon,

0:34:220:34:23

who've played so well throughout the show.

0:34:230:34:26

It's been wonderful having you. Claire, you've done so much better.

0:34:260:34:29

Look at this, our low-scorers in the head-to-head round.

0:34:290:34:32

You have to come back. That's all there is for it.

0:34:320:34:34

Thank you for playing. Simon and Claire, great to have you here.

0:34:340:34:36

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.

-APPLAUSE

0:34:360:34:39

But for Lysette and Chris, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:390:34:43

Congratulations, Lysette and Chris. You've seen off all the competition

0:34:460:34:49

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:490:34:52

-Yay! Sorry.

-You now have a chance to win...

0:34:580:35:01

I've never won anything! So I want to thank my mum, I want to...

0:35:010:35:04

You have a chance to win our jackpot for your respective charities,

0:35:070:35:11

and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:35:110:35:16

APPLAUSE

0:35:160:35:17

Now, as always, you get to choose your category for this last round,

0:35:200:35:23

and there are four options for you to choose from. We've got...

0:35:230:35:27

You say what you want to do.

0:35:360:35:38

-I'd like to do Goon Films.

-You start, then.

0:35:380:35:40

But that's because I'm so old.

0:35:400:35:41

-And my dad was the announcer on The Goon Show.

-Really?

0:35:410:35:44

But that doesn't mean... No, no, that doesn't mean anything!

0:35:440:35:47

-But what would you rather do?

-Well...

0:35:470:35:50

-Language of Poetry, I bet.

-Yeah, I'll try poetry.

-OK, let's do that.

0:35:500:35:52

-It's smarter.

-I don't see how I can fail. Let's go.

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OK, Language of Poetry, please.

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Language of Poetry. Wow. OK, Language of Poetry it is.

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Interesting choice, Christopher, if your dad was the...

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Why are we not doing the Goons? I don't understand.

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So, we are looking for words that occur in certain poems. OK?

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We're looking for words of six letters or more

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that appear in the following three poems.

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Shakespeare's sonnet Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day.

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Obviously, compare and summer's we won't take.

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So any words of six or more.

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Very best of luck.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Now, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers,

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and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities

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is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

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-Are you ready?

-Yes, OK.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

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There they are. Your time starts now.

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-In Jabberwocky, there's one word, which is fraptuous.

-Marvellous.

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-Take that one.

-Fraptuous.

-OK, If, If...

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There must be striving, there must be, erm...

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If... "You're a man, my son," but that's not six.

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If you joined them together it would be.

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Oh, God!

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Er, "How shall I compare thee to a summer's day..."

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Blank.

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If...

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Callooh callay, what rapturous joy...

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Callooh, C-A-L...

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I don't know how to spell it.

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-You think of yours, let me try and think of mine.

-I've got two.

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OK, well, that's amazing.

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Not if one of them's wrong.

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If...

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Something... Oh, God!

0:37:440:37:46

Ten seconds left.

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"If I should..."

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OK, I'm afraid that's your minute up. I now need your three answers.

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What are you going to give me?

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-Fraptuous.

-Fraptuous?

-Yes.

-OK.

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-Fraptuous.

-That's from Jabberwocky.

-Jabberwocky, yep.

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-Callooh.

-Callooh.

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Also...

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..from Jabberwocky.

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-Can I give another one from Jabberwocky?

-Please do.

-Callay.

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Callay. So we've got fraptuous, callooh, callay.

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All from Jabberwocky. OK. There we are.

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Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

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-Fraptuous, I would have thought.

-Fraptuous we'll put last.

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Least likely to be pointless?

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-Callooh or callay.

-OK, we'll put callooh first

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and callay in the middle.

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OK, let's pop those answers up in that order, and here they are.

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We have callooh, callay and fraptuous.

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Callooh, callay and fraptuous.

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Well, very, very best of luck. Your first answer was callooh,

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the one you thought was probably the least likely to be pointless.

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Only one has to be pointless

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for you to win the jackpot for your nominated charities.

0:39:000:39:02

Can I just ask what your charities are? Lysette?

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-Mind, for mental health.

-Excellent. Chris?

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It's the St Wilfrid's Hospice in Chichester.

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-Excellent. Well, two...

-APPLAUSE

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Two wonderful charities there. Worthy causes.

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Let's hope at least one of these answers on the board

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will win that jackpot for those charities.

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As I say, callooh is your first answer.

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Let's find out if it's right and, if it is, if it's pointless.

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If it is, it will win you £2,500 for your charities.

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Let's see how many people said callooh.

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It's right.

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It's right. Now, if this goes all the way down to zero,

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you will leave here immediately with £2,500 for your charities.

0:39:420:39:45

Down it goes. Still going down. Through single figures. Going down.

0:39:450:39:48

No!

0:39:480:39:50

APPLAUSE

0:39:500:39:52

You're very clever!

0:39:520:39:54

-It's

-1! I'm so impressed!

-One person got callooh out of our 100.

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My brother. It would have been my brother.

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That is a fantastic score.

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So, disappointingly, not a pointless, though, I'm afraid,

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which means we have to move on to your next answer, which is callay.

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-HE SIGHS

-I wonder if callay scored

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lower than callooh.

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Let's find out if it's right,

0:40:170:40:19

and if it's pointless it'll win £2,500. How many people said callay?

0:40:190:40:23

Well, it's also right.

0:40:250:40:27

Callooh, your first answer, went all the way down, tantalisingly, to 1.

0:40:270:40:33

Callay now going down through the teens and into single figures.

0:40:330:40:36

Still going down. Down it goes.

0:40:360:40:37

-And I'm afraid that also stops on 1.

-APPLAUSE

0:40:370:40:40

Oh, Chris, it's amazing!

0:40:400:40:44

One more chance. Everything is now riding on your third answer,

0:40:440:40:47

which is fraptuous.

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Fraptuous.

0:40:500:40:51

Let's find out if that's right and, if it's right, if it's pointless.

0:40:510:40:55

If it's both of those, you leave here with £2,500 for your charities.

0:40:550:40:58

Let's see how many people said fraptuous.

0:40:580:41:00

AUDIENCE GROANS

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-Oh, I'm sorry.

-APPLAUSE

0:41:060:41:08

That is an incorrect answer.

0:41:080:41:10

Two amazing answers there. So close.

0:41:120:41:16

You didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:160:41:19

so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

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However, as it is a celebrity special, we're going to donate

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£500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.

0:41:250:41:28

And we have loved having you on the show. You've been absolutely superb.

0:41:280:41:31

Chris, head-to-head last time, through to the final this time.

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That's a great achievement. And you get a Pointless trophy each.

0:41:340:41:36

-So, very, very well done.

-APPLAUSE

0:41:360:41:39

That's very unlucky. Quite often,

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when there's one-pointers, it's different from the ones of 100,

0:41:460:41:49

but I'm guessing the person who knew callooh also knew callay,

0:41:490:41:51

because it's "Callooh! Callay!" I'm assuming that's the same person.

0:41:510:41:55

And fraptuous doesn't exist?

0:41:550:41:56

-It's not fraptuous, it's frabjous, I'm afraid, with a B.

-Ah, yes.

0:41:560:42:00

It's "O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"

0:42:000:42:03

And frabjous was a pointless answer. AUDIENCE GROANS

0:42:030:42:07

So, particularly unlucky. I'm sorry about that.

0:42:070:42:09

But let's look at the pointless answers in the different poems.

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There'll be other ones you know, I'm sure.

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There's a few others. Galumphing you could have had, snicker-snack.

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You could have had Tumtum, uffish. Whiffling, as well, was pointless.

0:42:230:42:27

Let's take a look at If.

0:42:270:42:30

"And lose and start again at your beginnings."

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Doubting, knaves, waiting.

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You also could have had broken, friends, hating,

0:42:380:42:41

pitch-and-toss we'd have accepted, twisted, yourself.

0:42:410:42:44

All of those are pointless answers.

0:42:440:42:46

Let's take a look at Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day.

0:42:460:42:49

You could also have had breathe, dimmed, shines, sometime,

0:42:530:42:58

so lots of pointless answers out there.

0:42:580:43:00

Really, really close to the jackpot. Very well played.

0:43:000:43:02

That's terrific.

0:43:020:43:04

Unfortunately we have to say goodbye, Lysette and Chris,

0:43:040:43:06

but it's been wonderful having you on the show. Thank you for playing.

0:43:060:43:09

-Lysette and Chris.

-APPLAUSE

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Join us next time,

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when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test.

0:43:140:43:17

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

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And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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