1990s Pointless Celebrities

Thank you very much!

Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to this special

'90s edition of Pointless Celebrities,

the show where the more obscure your knowledge,

the better your chances of winning.

Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

And couple number one.

I'm Ulrika Jonsson and I'm a '90s throwback from Gladiators.

That's right. You're not a throwback, though!

And I am one of those said Gladiators.

I was Jet on the Gladiators, but you can call me Diane.

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And couple number two.

Yes, I'm Terry Christian, an award-winning broadcaster

and a Manchester United fan.

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-That worked(!)

-I'm Katie Puckrik and I'm a TV and radio presenter

and a survivor of a funny little show called The Word.

ALEXANDER CHEERS

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-Couple number three.

-Well, I'm that Trevor out of that Trev and Simon.

And I'm the Simon out of Trev and Simon

and in the '90s, we used to swing our pants.

And I'm a Manchester City supporter!

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And finally, couple number four.

-I'm Fred from Right Said Fred.

-And I'm Richard from Right Said Fred.

It says so there. And we are a group.

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-That's it.

-And these are today's contestants.

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Thanks very much, all of you.

We'll find out more about you as the show goes along.

That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

He's made grown men cry, but not me.

Not for a while, at least.

It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

Hiya. Hi, everybody. APPLAUSE

-Good evening to you.

-Good evening.

-What a brilliant line-up.

-This is great fun. A '90s special.

-Yeah.

The '90s to me, mean just one word,

which is rave.

As you know. Massive raver. Huge. Just such a...

The first time we ever met, 1991, in The Warehouse,

-just outside Bracknell.

-Yeah.

-Great days.

Here we are. 20-odd years later.

-Oh, is it really?

-Now, there's a few people who've played before.

Ulrika's been on before, with Ronan Rivron. Terry has been on before.

Trevor and Simon have been on together before, as well.

Got through to the second round, gents, didn't you?

So, we've got a little bit of experience,

but no-one who's actually won the show before,

so it should be an absolute cracker.

-Shall I start us off with a little song?

-Yeah.

MUSIC: No Good (Start The Dance) by The Prodigy

There we go. There we go. APPLAUSE

-Whoa.

-Let's have it, shall we?

-What about that? Yeah, let's do it.

-Thank you very much.

-Actually, I, sort of, need a cup of tea now.

LAUGHTER

And a sit down. No, you've got a sit down. All right for some.

Every question on Pointless has been asked to 100 people before the show.

Today's contestants are looking for a pointless answer,

an answer which none of our 100 people gave.

Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

Now, as today's show is a celebrity special

and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,

we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

OK, all you have to remember is that the pair with the highest score

at the end of each round will be eliminated. The highest score.

So, do everything you can to make sure that is not you.

Best of luck, all four pairs. Our category for Round 1 today is...

Music and Film. What could be better?

Can you all decide in your pairs

who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

OK, and the question concerns...

HE REPEATS CATEGORY

Yes, we're going to show you a series of pairs now.

One of them is a film title. One of them's a song title.

And they've both got the same word shared with both of them.

And we've left that word blank,

so can you fill in the blanks you're about to see?

-Very, very best of luck.

-Thanks very much, indeed. Now.

Let's have a look at our first board of shared film and song titles

and here are the first seven.

I'm going to read those all one last time...

Ulrika. Welcome. Welcome back. Now, hang on. Last time, what happened?

-You were head-to-head.

-Yes.

-You were all-but finalists.

-So close, but we were against two very competitive sportsmen.

-Yes.

-That's right. Scott Quinnell and Austin Healey.

-Indeed.

-Through they went to the final. Oh.

-You can never beat a sportsman.

-No, but you were flying.

-I had so much fun. I did.

-I cried with laughter.

-Good stuff. Now, Ulrika.

-Yes.

-What do you fancy going for?

-Erm... I'm going to go for...

And I don't know if this is right. But I'm going to go with it, anyway.

The Third Man - Man On Fire?

The Third Man - Man On Fire.

Let's find out if that's right and,

if it is, let's see how many people said The Third Man - Man On Fire.

Is "man" the right missing word there?

It is!

That's a very good answer, Ulrika.

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There's your reward. 39. Not a bad score at all to get the game going.

Well played, Ulrika. Good start.

The Third Man, Orson Welles film and Man On Fire, a Frankie Vaughan song.

Thank you, Richard.

-Now, then, Katie.

-What?

-A warm welcome.

-Oh, thank you.

It's lovely to have you here. This is like a school reunion, isn't it?

It's slightly like a school reunion, yes.

-With the unresolved sexual tension.

-Yes.

Which is going to stay unresolved.

Have you and Terry seen much of each other since the heady days...?

-We ran into each other.

-You came to my gig at the ICA.

He was doing a little confessional stand-up

about being traumatised by his Catholic childhood.

-The cruel nuns.

-The cruel nuns.

But it's made him the man he is today.

-And what a man he is.

-A mess!

Now, Katie, you are the queen of the blog at the moment, aren't you?

Yeah, well. I get around.

Speaking in an internet way, of course, virtually only.

-Now then, Katie.

-Yes.

-Which of these shared titles do you want to go for?

I'm going to go with 500 Days Of Summer Nights.

OK. Summer is the missing word on that bottom one.

Let's find out if that's right.

Is it "summer" and how many people said it, if it is?

It's absolutely right. 39 is our only score at the moment.

You've passed it.

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This is very good, Katie. Very well done. 21.

Well played, Katie.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt film and, of course,

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.

-Summer Nights.

-Indeed. Thank you very much.

People often say we have an unresolved sexual tension.

-Yeah, I've heard that.

-To which I always say...

-What do you mean, unresolved?!

-Yeah. LAUGHTER

-Come on, it's a tea-time show. Come on.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Looking good.

-We should do a single.

-We should do a single.

-It's just occurred to me now.

-I can't believe we haven't done that.

-I can't believe we haven't.

What should we do, do you think?

How about...

MUSIC: Everybody's Free (To Feel Good) by Rozalla

WHISTLE SOUNDS WEAKLY

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I tell you what this show is revealing,

is that I only had one dance in the '90s.

-It was this.

-LAUGHTER

And I'm glad that I used to do a sitting-down dance,

-because it's come in handy.

-Yeah.

-Trevor.

-Hello.

-A warm welcome to you.

Last time you were here - Round 2.

-We've got to be hoping for much more than that, surely.

-I hope so.

Nicholas Parsons and Rick Wakeman were, you know, tough competition.

-They were good, weren't they?

-They were, yeah.

Oh, they were good. Now, when did you two meet?

When did you first start working together, Trevor?

-About 52 years ago.

-No, don't be ridiculous.

-About 32 years ago.

We're just this year in fact having our 30th reunion at university.

-Are you really?

-Yes.

-And you're still working together, still friends?

-Yeah, yeah.

-From a distance.

-Well, that's OK. That's fine.

-So, Trevor. There's this board.

-Yeah.

-And there are still five unanswered shared titles there.

-There is.

It's difficult, you know, because you don't know what's obvious.

There's a few that seem obvious, but... Um...

-I'm going to go for Modern Times.

-Modern Times.

Modern Times - Times Like These. Let's see if that's right

and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said "times."

It's absolutely right. 39 is our high score, 21 our low.

You've passed the high.

-You've passed the low. Look at that!

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A new low score, Trevor.

You selected wisely.

Yeah, well played, Trevor.

That's some Pointless experience kicking in there.

Modern Times, Charlie Chaplin of course,

and Times Like These by the Foo Fighters.

-Thank you very much. Now, then... OK, now, Fred.

-Hello.

-Welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you.

-It's great to have you here.

Now, how did Right Said Fred come about?

-Erm, well, Mum introduced us.

-Yeah?

-Yes. Over the breakfast table.

-Indeed.

-And then we started Right Said Fred in 1989.

But we'd been playing before that and, erm...

Richard played bass with David Bowie for a little bit.

We both worked with Mick Jagger.

-And I played guitar for Bob Dylan for a short time.

-Wow.

For some reason I thought you had some sort of background

-in...personal training.

-Yeah, we had a gym.

And when we were in New York, we ended up running a gym there

and then we did it when we came back to London.

that's a brilliant thing.

So, as well as being in the band, you are personal trainers, as well?

-Yes, we did.

-That's superb.

-Well now, Fred.

-Yes.

-You're the last person to have this board.

So, it is your joy and delight to take us through it

and fill in all the missing words.

Do you think you fancy that?

Yeah, erm...

I think I'll go for The Colour Purple.

-Purple Rain.

-Purple, for The Colour Purple and Purple Rain.

Let's see is that's right.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said "purple."

It's good.

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Very hard to know what was going to score high and what was going to score low there.

But 67 is quite a punishing high score. But still, it's good.

-It's right.

-Yeah, it's a lot better than 100.

-Well played, all the teams there.

-Thank you.

-No, it is better.

We see much worse scores in Round 1, I assure you.

-Oh, that's reassuring.

-It is.

Steven Spielberg film, Prince single, of course.

Some Like It Hot - Hot Right Now.

DJ Fresh and Rita Ora. 78 points for that, even bigger score.

My Fair Lady Madonna.

-RICHARD:

-That's the one I was going to go for.

-Would have scored you 91.

-91!

-So you see? 67, not bad at all is the truth.

And Django Unchained Melody.

At the bottom there, would have scored 49.

So, Modern Times - Times Like These, Trevor. Best answer on the board.

Thanks very much. Let's have a look at those scores.

The best score of that pass was yours, Trevor. Very well done.

-We're winning!

-Yeah, in a way. Yes.

-In a way.

-Yeah.

-Be nice.

Then up to 21 where we find Katie and Terry. 39, Ulrika and Diane.

And then up to 67, where Fred and Richard are.

But, you know, there wasn't much left on the plate there, was there?

-There wasn't.

-You were always going to be the high scorers.

-Yes.

-And that's your fault.

-In many ways, yes. I'll take that one.

Richard, you get first choice of the next board, though.

So use it and find a really lovely low score.

It might be enough to keep you in the game. Let's hope so.

We're going to come back down the line.

Second players, please, step up to the podium.

OK, let's put seven more songs and films up on the board.

And here they are. We've got...

OK, I'll read those all again without the dates and here we are.

Now, then, Richard.

-I'm Too Sexy...?

-I know you are.

-LAUGHTER

Which is just... Oh, thank you. Thank you for the laugh(!)

We have friends in the audience.

How did you achieve something that's a really funny song

and actually a really cool song?

That is almost impossible.

It's like tossing a coin and it landing on the rim.

Well, the top line for the verse

was actually a bass line for another song.

So, we had the bass line running round on a computer.

And then we were in a basement in Acton, in this guy's studio,

and it was really hot. Brian, his name was. And, um...

The studio was in another room

and then there was his bedroom which was slightly cooler.

And I went into the bedroom.

And I know it sounds ridiculous.

I just took my shirt off and started dancing round in front of a mirror.

Singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt."

And we all burst out laughing and thought it was very funny.

It was on film soundtracks and everything. It was brilliant.

Yeah, it made more money since it was a hit than it did at the time.

-Really? Well, congratulations.

-No, I love it. I'm very proud of it.

Yeah. And you're going to play it for us at the end of the show.

-Yes, we are.

-Which we're really looking forward to.

-That is going to be fantastic.

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Now, Richard, you have a mountain to climb here.

-50 points ahead of your nearest rivals.

-Excellent.

-Fabulous.

-But I think you can claw it all back here.

-Do you think?

-I think so.

Do you think?

OK. I'm going to go for the top one.

And I'm going to say window.

Rear Window - Window In The Skies. Let's see if that's right.

Let's see how many people said it.

No red line for you, as you're the high scorers,

but we've got to hope this goes a long way down the column.

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97 is your total, Richard.

Well played, Richard. Good answer. Alfred Hitchcock film, of course.

-Do you know who the single Window In The Skies is by?

-Cascada?

-It's by U2. It was a number four hit by U2.

-Number four hit?

-Whoosh, we've all forgotten it.

-It was their 39th top 40 hit.

Their only hit with the word "window" in it.

-Really?

-LAUGHTER

-I know.

-Erm. Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Simon.

-Hello.

-Simon. Great to have you here.

What are you up to at the moment, Simon?

Erm, at the moment, writing for Three Little Dinosaurs on CBeebies.

ALL: Aw!

Actually, we've just finished that.

Just finished writing for a thing called Dinopaws,

which is about Gwen, Bob and Tony, three little dinosaurs.

Although, I have been in a sonic movie.

It was...

It's true, I was in a kind of online thing called

The Minister Of Chance, which has a great cast.

I was acting with Jenny Agutter in it, which was very, you know,

I was in awe. We had Jenny Agutter, Paul McGann, Sylvester McCoy...

In fact, I met your mate.

Well, I didn't meet him, but I was at BritSciFi with Ben Miller.

-Oh, he's good, isn't he? He really is good. ULRIKA:

-He's so much nicer!

Well... Let's just say he's really nice.

-He's really nice.

-A very, very funny, very funny, very handsome man.

-We miss him.

-You know, every double act's got one.

LAUGHTER

Listen, that's not saying anything about you, at all.

-Yeah, yeah. No, no, no.

-You're one of the great straight men.

LAUGHTER

Never a truer word said. Thanks very much, indeed.

Anyway, Simon, you're on 16.

The high scorers are Richard and Fred on 97. 80 or less...

..sees you into the next round.

OK, dokes. Well, I think I will go for the bottom one

and I will go for Any Given Sunday and Sunday Girl.

Any Given Sunday - Sunday Girl. Let's see if that's right.

Here's your red line. Nice and high.

If you get below that, you are through to the next round for sure.

Let's see how many people said "Sunday."

It's right.

And you are in Round 2. Very well done.

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31 is your total.

Well played, Simon. Very nice score.

Oliver Stone film and Blondie's second UK number one.

Thanks very much, Rich. Terry. Terry.

So, we were hearing about your stand-up show. Your one-man show.

What's that?

It's called Naked Confessions Of A Recovering Catholic.

I've actually had good reviews for it.

-They're all laughing at my pain.

-And are you still doing that?

-Oh, yeah.

I've done about 25 gigs now, but it's been a bit of a slow burner.

So, you know, I'll carry on doing it until everyone's seen it

and paid their tenners.

But it's very popular, by the way.

OK, so, Terry.

Terry. Listen, you are on 21.

-The high scorers still Richard and Fred on 97.

-Yeah, all right.

-75 or less.

-Calm down!

75 or less gets you through to the next round.

You can do this in your sleep.

Yeah, well, actually this film was a first date for me with a girl.

And not a good idea, by the way,

because of one particular scene in it.

So, it's Midnight Express and Express Yourself.

Express, says Terry.

Let's see if that's right and, if it is,

let's see how many people said "express." There's your red line.

Get below that, you're in Round 2.

It's right.

You are in Round 2.

-Very good. Very good.

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-17 takes your total up to 38.

-Well played, Terry. Good answer there.

Yes, it's an Alan Parker film and a Madonna single.

-Thanks very much indeed. Now, Diane.

-Hello.

-Diane, welcome to the show.

Jet on Gladiators. Now, how did that come about?

It was a bit bizarre, to be honest.

I think I'd been teaching a lot of fitness.

I had done a lot of TV and a bit of theatre prior

and they knew me as a fairly fit girl,

in the sense that I could run a bit and climb a bit

and do a few gymnastics and a bit of dancing.

They were wanting to cast girls that weren't really body builders,

so they looked at the world of dance and theatre a bit.

And they found me.

And I thought, "There's no way I'll be able to do this!"

I'd seen the American show and they were really,

kind of, buff, as they say.

-It was terrifying.

-I think butch is...

-Possibly, yes. You said it.

And then, of course, I did it and the rest is history.

I did about four, four and a half years, before an accident,

and got the chance to work with Ulrika and the rest of the team,

who were fantastic, but the contenders were even better.

Brilliant. And here you are today on 39.

-The high scorers still Richard and Fred on 97.

-All right!

You enjoy that, don't you?

I'm, literally... I'm just saying what I see.

Yeah, you have to score 57 or less.

57 or less and you are through to the next round.

Do you feel confident enough to talk us through that board?

Million Dollar Baby - Baby Love.

Er...Office Space - Space Oddity.

Apocalypse Now - Now You're Gone and Dirty Dancing - Dancing Queen.

I'd like to go for...space, if that's right.

OK, space. Office and Oddity sharing Space. There is your red line.

If you get below that, you're through to Round 2.

Let's see if space is right

and, if it is, let's see how many people said it.

It is right.

You're in Round 2.

-Very well done indeed.

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Close in the end. 82, your total.

Very well played, Diane.

-A Mike Judge film and the first of David Bowie's 57 top 40 hits.

-57?

Space Oddity. Amazing, isn't it? And that's just up to time of recording.

He's not done yet, is he?

-No.

-Now, you took us through the board very nicely, as well.

You'd have got more points for Million Dollar Baby - Baby Love.

Would have seen you knocked out. It would have scored you 61 points.

Apocalypse Now - Now You're Gone, you're right as well.

Also would have seen you knocked out with 69 points.

And Dirty Dancing - Dancing Queen.

Also would have seen you knocked out. 82.

You went for the one answer that would have seen you through.

-Well played.

-Well, thanks very much, Richard.

So, at the end of our first round, I'm so sorry.

The pair who will be heading home with their high score of 97,

it's Richard and Fred. Nothing wrong with your answers.

And who would have known the The Colour Purple

-and Purple Rain would have been so high?

-Who would have guessed?

It's been wonderful having you on the show, and you're not going yet.

You're going to play us out at the end of the show. What a treat.

Looking forward to that.

But in the meantime, thank you so much for playing. Richard and Fred.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round 2.

So, three pairs remain.

At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair

in time for our head-to-head round.

Congratulations to each of our pairs.

Our category for Round 2 today is...

Oh, no. Shame.

Tennis. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

who's going to go second?

And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

..as they could.

Current tennis players who've won a Grand Slam tournament. Richard.

We're looking for any tennis player

who's currently in the world's top 100

who's ever won a Grand Slam singles title, please.

So, anyone in the top 100, as of January 2014

who's ever won Wimbledon, French Open, Australian Open or the US Open singles title, please.

-Very best of luck.

-Thanks very much, indeed.

So, Diane, we come to you first. And what are you going to go for?

Um, it's going to have to be a bit of a guess.

My knowledge is very low on tennis, so I'll go for Peter Sampras.

Peter Sampras, says Diane.

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Pete Sampras.

Oh, I'm afraid that's incorrect, Diane.

-Scores you the maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry.

-Sorry, Diane.

But you've got Ulrika's tennis knowledge

to save you in the second pass. THEY LAUGH

No, he's been retired for a long time. It's Pete Sampras,

but Peter Sampras is a rather nice way of referring to him.

If his mother is watching now, she will be delighted.

Thanks very much. Now, Katie.

-What are you thinking?

-OK.

So, I'm just going to say this very, um, fun name that I remember.

Venus Williams.

Venus Williams, says Katie. Venus Williams.

Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

It's right.

-Very well done, Katie.

-Oh, my God, I'm just...

-Still going down.

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A good answer.

Well played, Katie. Terrific answer.

Yes, world number 38, as of January 2014.

-Won all sorts of Grand Slam titles.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

Trevor.

There's a name in my mind, but I know he's not pointless.

I just have...Roger Federer.

Roger Federer, says Trevor. Roger Federer.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

It's right.

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-57 for Roger Federer.

Still ranked in the top ten, Roger Federer

and 17 Grand Slam titles to date.

I bet he's got one more in him. That's my opinion.

-That's my betting opinion.

-It'd be nice.

-18's a nicer number to stop on.

-It is, isn't it?

-When this goes out, he might have already won one.

-Oh, he might?

That's good. We'll look so old and faded.

-Do you think?

-Yeah. Banging on about 17. Slightly embarrassing.

-It'll look ridiculous, won't it?

-Yeah.

We'll have to do something to make us look cooler and younger.

-That's a good idea.

-What could we do? Oh, hold on.

MUSIC: Firestarter by The Prodigy

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I'm almost certain we didn't have those in the '90s.

If I'd had one of these in the '90s,

I could have started a small church or something.

-LAUGHTER

-A cult. I'd have been a leader of men.

We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.

28, Katie. You see, there you are, the lowest score of the pass.

-You see? You see?

-It's just dumb luck.

-I'm telling you.

-Listen, whatever it is, you are the low scorers on 28.

Then we go up to 57, where we find Trevor and Simon.

Up to 100, Diane and Ulrika. Ulrika, yes, you've got a job to do here.

That's all I'm saying. We're going to come back down the line.

Second players, please, step up to the podium.

OK, so, Simon,

we're looking for any male or female tennis player,

currently ranked in the top 100,

who has won at least one Grand Slam title.

Thank you, Katie. You've given me a hint.

-So I'm going to go for Serena Williams.

-Serena Williams. OK.

Well, listen, there you are on 57. High scorers on 100.

You have to score 42 or less. There's your red line.

If you can get below that red line with Serena Williams,

you're in Round 2.

It's right.

You've done it. Trevor and Simon will be in the head-to-head.

You've gone one better. That takes your total up to 90.

Well played, Simon. Ranked number one, actually, in January 2014.

Oldest woman ever to be world rank number one.

-Thanks very much. Now, Terry.

-Oh.

-Listen, good news.

28, lovely low score from Katie. What are you going to go for?

Anna Kournikova.

Anna Kournikova, says Terry. Anna Kournikova.

There's your red line.

If you get below that with Anna Kournikova, you are through to the next round.

Let's see if it's right, then let's see how many people said Anna Kournikova.

Sorry, Terry. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

Scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 128.

Sorry, Terry. Not in the world's top 100 as of January 2014, I'm afraid.

And also hasn't won a Grand Slam.

Apart from that - impeccable. LAUGHTER

And you got the first name.

The only other one I knew was too obvious

and wouldn't have scored less than 71.

Well, that still would have been 29 better than what you did score.

LAUGHTER

Thanks very much indeed. OK, now, Ulrika.

-Hi.

-Listen, you've got a target. You've got a target to aim for.

You're going to get a red line and everything.

-Yes.

-Terry and Katie are on 128, so if you can score 27 or less...

-I've got a name.

-Yes.

But I... I can't remember.

Honestly, it's the lights. They're dazzling me.

So I'm going to go for...

-Richard, don't look bored yet.

-Hmm? LAUGHTER

-So rude.

-I was focusing. I was concentrating.

-I'm going to go for...

Sharapova.

And her first name is...

Er... Ah...

She's not that old.

Anna, El...

DIANE LAUGHS

Anne, Elizabeth, Jane? Anna.

-Anna?

-No, it's not. Ka? I have to go through the alphabet.

That's how I remember people's names.

Ulrika, is it all right if I look bored now?

LAUGHTER

-Maria Sharapova! Maria! Yes!

-Maria.

-I got it. Maria.

OK, Maria Sharapova. There's your red line.

But it's not going to be less than that.

If you get below that red line with Maria Sharapova,

you are in the head-to-head.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Maria Sharapova.

It's right.

You've done it! Very well done indeed.

APPLAUSE

Very good. Maria Sharapova takes your total up to 114

-and takes you into the head-to-head.

-How about that?

World number three. That took as long as an entire series

of How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria. LAUGHTER

OK, let's take a look. There's two pointless answers on the board.

Let's take a look at both of them. You could have had...

Very good answers if you got them.

Francesca Schiavone and Svetlana Kuznetsova.

Some of the low scorers.

You'd have got one point for Ana Ivanovic, Sam Stosur

and Petra Kvitova.

Very well done if you said any of those at home.

Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.

So, at the end of our second round,

I'm afraid it's Terry and Katie,

with a high score of 128, who are heading away.

Oh, it's the glass wall at the end of the second round, Terry.

You're not breaking through it.

Hitting the net in football's great, but in tennis, no good.

LAUGHTER

This is where, I'm afraid, we have to say goodbye.

It's been lovely having you on the show.

-Terry and Katie, thank you so much for playing. Terry and Katie.

-APPLAUSE

But for Trevor and Simon, Ulrika and Diane,

it's now time for our head-to-head.

Congratulations, Trevor and Simon, Ulrika and Diane,

you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

APPLAUSE

So, this is the point where we decide who gets to play

for that money for their chosen charities.

To do that, you're going to go head-to-head.

The big difference is,

you're now allowed to confer before you give your answers.

And the first pair to win two questions

will be playing for that jackpot.

Oh, and this is exciting, this is exciting! Listen.

Singing Corner, ready! Gladiators, ready!

Let's play the head-to-head.

OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

-LAUGHTER

-Celebrity beards.

-There's one.

This isn't anything to do with sham marriages, is it?

It's not, I'm afraid.

We're going to show you five pictures now of celebrities sporting beards.

You just need to tell us who they are, please. Very best of luck.

OK, let's reveal our five celebrity beards. And here they come.

We have got...

There we are. Five celebrities sporting beards.

Now, Trevor and Simon, you've played best throughout the show so far,

so you will go first.

(I think we should go for B or E.)

-(Yeah, I think so.)

-Well, which do you think?

-(I think E.

-E?

-I'm fairly happy it's him.)

We're going to go for E and we think that's Antonio Banderas.

Antonio Banderas, say Trevor and Simon, for E.

Now then, Ulrika and Diane, the board is all yours.

OK! I'm not going to touch anything. Shall we talk you through it?

-Well, we don't know them all.

-A is Brad Pitt.

B, we think, is Will Young.

-C, we think, is...

-Daniel Radcliffe.

-D, we think is...

-SHE MUMBLES

-And E...

-Is Banderas.

-Obviously, Antonio Banderas.

-Are we going to go for B?

-Yes.

-We're going to go for B, Will Young.

B, Will Young, say Ulrika and Diane.

So, we have Antonio Banderas and we have Will Young.

Now, Trevor and Simon said Antonio Banderas, for E.

Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

It is right.

APPLAUSE

-Very good.

-Now, Ulrika and Diane have said that B is Will Young.

Let's see if that's right and,

if it is, let's see how many people said Will Young.

-It is Will Young.

-It is Will Young.

Is this going to beat 30, though?

APPLAUSE

Very well done, Trevor and Simon.

After one question, you are up 1-0.

Very well played, guys. Two good answers there.

You're right about Brad Pitt.

Would have scored you a lot of points, though.

Would have scored you 68.

Daniel Radcliffe.

The wonderful Daniel Radcliffe would have scored you 55.

-Matthew Fox! Matthew Fox!

-And it is. From Lost, the actor Matthew Fox.

Absolutely. And it's the best answer there. 9 points.

-Should have thought of that a few moments ago.

-The alphabet!

OK, well, thanks very much. Here comes your second question.

Ulrika and Diane, you get to answer this one first,

but you have to win it to stay in the game, so very best of luck.

It concerns...

-What?

-Fire, Richard.

Just going to give you five clues now to answers

all of which have the word "fire" somewhere in them.

Different things, but all with "fire" somewhere in their titles.

Can you give us the most obscure answer?

OK, thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five clues. And here they come.

We've got...

I'll read those all one last time.

Ulrika and Diane, you will go first.

-(Pontypandy is Fireman Sam.)

-Oh! OK.

Don't know.

ULRIKA WHISPERS

Yes.

-And what's the bottom one?

-(Do you know the second one? I don't know.

-(I've no idea.)

-OK.

-We might be going for the first one.

Which is Fireman Sam.

Fireman Sam say Ulrika and Diane. Fireman Sam.

Trevor and Simon, talk us through that board, if you can.

Um, OK. Um, the Tom Wolfe novel is Bonfire Of The Vanities.

The title of the 1989 Jerry Lee Lewis biopic is Great Balls Of Fire.

And the disaster is the Great Fire of London.

And, erm, the indie band whose album is Reflector...is Arcade Fire,

-we think.

-We'll go with Tom Wolfe's novel, The Bonfire Of The Vanities.

Bonfire Of The Vanities. So, we have Fireman Sam.

We have Bonfire Of The Vanities.

Now then, Ulrika and Diane went with Fireman Sam.

Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

It's right.

-Fireman Sam, 36.

-APPLAUSE

We should have definitely gone for B.

Trevor and Simon have named the Tom Wolfe New York-set novel

as The Bonfire Of The Vanities. Let's see if that's right.

Let's see how many people said that.

It is right.

I have a feeling this might beat Pontypandy.

And it does, look at that.

-Down it goes to ten. Look at that.

-APPLAUSE

Very, very well done, Trevor and Simon.

After two questions, you are straight through to the final, 2-0.

Well played, gents. You took us through the board very nicely there.

The Jerry Lee Lewis film was Great Balls Of Fire. You're quite right.

Would have scored you 24 points.

The disaster was the biggest scorer there. Great Fire of London.

Would have scored you 77.

And the indie band was Arcade Fire, as you said.

That would have scored 17.

Bonfire Of The Vanities couldn't have beaten it. Best answer.

Thank you, Richard.

So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

I'm afraid, Ulrika... It's head-to-head again.

It was head-to-head last time.

It was head-to-head this time.

You both must come back. But thank you so much for playing.

-Ulrika and Diane, wonderful performance.

-APPLAUSE

But for Trevor and Simon, it's now time for our Pointless final.

Congratulations, Trevor and Simon.

You fought off all the competition

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

for your chosen charities.

At the moment, the jackpot stands at £2,500.

APPLAUSE

As always, you get to choose your category for this last round.

You have four options to choose from. Let's see what they are.

We've got...

-International Organisations?

-Should we? Should we?

It's a bit specific, isn't it?

It's going to be a Thunderbirds thing or something. I don't know.

Modern Female Novelists?

I, er... Hmm.

-Erm...

-Let's do British Comedy and hope for the best.

-British Comedy.

-Go on, British Comedy.

-OK, British Comedy it is.

OK, three very different options here, including a film one,

so hopefully something here suits.

We are looking for the title of any of the episodes

of the Mr Bean series that ran from 1990 to 1995.

That's the live-action one, not the animated one.

We are looking for any cast member from the 2013 comedy The World's End.

So, anybody according to IMDB credited with acting in that film.

Terrific film.

Or we are looking for anybody nominated for an individual

British Comedy Award in 2013.

So, any nominee or winner of an individual British Comedy Award.

In terms of double acts, we'll take either answer as acceptable.

So, any title of a Mr Bean episode,

any cast member of The World's End or anyone who was nominated

for an individual category in the 2013 British Comedy Awards.

Very, very best of luck.

Thanks very much.

As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities

is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

Your time starts now.

-Mr Bean...

-I'd leave that, wouldn't you?

British Comedy Award nominees and winners.

I'm trying to think about double acts that...

The thing on Channel 4, they were nominated,

and I can't think of their names.

-Female double act?

-No, a male double act. Erm...

Cast of the film World's End.

Paddy Considine, erm, and what's the name of...

the guy who was in...

I always think of him going, "Fancy a nice, sweet cup of tea?"

Do you know that guy? From...Gangster No. 1.

"Would you like a nice, sweet cup of tea?"

-That's no good, is it? Paddy Considine.

-Oh, I know, yes.

Do you know the one I mean? What's his name?

-The tea boy. No, I know it.

-Erm...

Nick Frost, but that's no good. Erm...

Who plays... Is Michael...? Is Brian Cox possibly in it?

It's someone like that.

This is awful. Um.

Frost.

-Not Nick Frost. What's...

-That is your time up.

I now need your three answers.

-OK, so we'll go Paddy Considine.

-Paddy Considine.

Yeah, for The World's End.

Um, Mark...

-Got a Mr Bean thing...

-Do you want to try a Mr Bean one?

No, I just think we'd think of it. There were so many episodes.

But what were the titles, though?

Um...comedy award winners.

We'll have to go...

Let's say, I think, Brian Cox, possibly, was in The World's End.

-Brian Cox. Wonderful.

-Not 100% sure of that. It's...Josh Widdicombe.

-Josh Widdicombe.

-Yeah? Yeah?

-Go on, then. Yeah, yeah.

-There we are then.

Three answers. Josh Widdicombe, a nominee from the Comedy Awards

-and the other two are from World's End.

-Yes.

Of those three, best shot at a pointless answer?

-Um...Josh Widdicombe.

-Josh Widdicombe, we'll put last.

OK, least likely to be pointless?

Well, I don't know if Brian Cox is right. So, shall we put him first?

-Yeah.

-We'll put Brian Cox first.

-Do that.

Let's put those on the board, in that order.

And here they come. We have got...

Three fantastic personalities up there.

Let's hope at least one of them is right and pointless.

If it is, it'll win you 2,500 quid for your charities.

What are your charities? Trevor?

Well, mine's Surf Life Saving GB.

I don't surf myself, although I am going to have a lesson this summer.

But my daughter, who's with me tonight,

she had an accident just before Christmas.

She fell into the Margate Harbour.

And there was a guy on the spot

who just happened to be the local surf hero, life saver

and water safety expert

and he was there on the spot and, I think, saved her life, pretty much.

So, I thought his charity... His name is Dave Melmoth

and I think he deserved a mention and a thank you,

so if we can get some money for that charity, that would be fantastic.

Excellent. Simon?

I'd like to raise some money for the Lymphoedema Support Network,

which is mainly because of my mum.

My mum had breast cancer and had the lymph nodes removed

and for anyone who's got problems with the lymphatic system,

they need help, being taught and given support.

The Lymphoedema Network Support,

which is just funded by its members and donations,

they've been fantastic with my mum.

So I'd like to be able to give something back for that.

-Very good. Two fabulous charities.

-APPLAUSE

Two great charities,

two excellent reasons to be raising money for them.

Let's hope one of these answers will raise some money.

Your first answer was Brian Cox.

Slightly off the top of your heads,

but he's a likely kind of character to be in World's End, surely.

Let's find out if it's right.

If it is and it's pointless, it'll win you £2,500 for those charities.

Let's see how many people said Brian Cox, if it's right.

Oh, no.

Sadly, Brian Cox, not in World's End.

Your next answer, also for World's End, is Paddy Considine.

Let's hope it's correct, let's hope nobody said it.

If it is pointless, it'll win you £2,500,

so let's find out how many people said Paddy Considine.

It's right.

So, your first answer, Brian Cox, was incorrect.

But Paddy Considine is very much in World's End.

Down it goes, into single figures, still going down.

-You've done it!

-CHEERING

Very well done! Superb.

-Brilliant. Brilliant.

-Incredible!

-That is fantastic.

What a great answer.

Amazing!

Congratulations.

Paddy Considine was a pointless answer which means you go home

with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.

This is why I love being in a double act.

APPLAUSE

Superb.

-Very well done.

-Amazing. That's so fantastic.

Really well deserved.

I'll put you out of your misery

on some of those other people that are in World's End.

-The guy from Gangster No. 1 is Eddie Marsan.

-Eddie Marsan.

He was also a pointless answer.

There is a woman in it that's been in James Bond, as well.

-It's Rosamund Pike.

-That's it!

-Who was also a pointless answer.

-Oh!

The other answer you gave, Josh Widdicombe,

was an incorrect answer, so would have scored 100 points.

Let's have a look at some of the answers. We'll start with Mr Bean.

You could have had...

You also could have had Do It Yourself, Mr Bean

and Mind The Baby, Mr Bean.

Don't give a... Don't give a baby to Mr Bean, right?

Chaos would ensue, surely. Now, here's The World's End. Look at that.

Eddie Marsan, Paddy Considine, Pierce Brosnan.

He was in a Bond film, wasn't he? LAUGHTER

And Rosamund Pike.

In fact, the only people who scored points were

Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Mark Heap,

Bill Nighy would have scored you one point, if you said him,

and Reece Shearsmith, as well.

And Comedy Award nominees.

These four all won. Adam Hills won Best Breakthrough Artist.

Nina Conti, who won Best Female Comic.

Steve Coogan and Will Ferrell, who both won achievement awards.

Also could have had all sorts of people -

Greg Davies, James Corden, Jon Richardson.

You could have had Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins, as well.

But £2,500 safely in the bank. Very well done.

Two deserving charities, two deserving winners.

It's been a pleasure to have you here.

Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Trevor and Simon,

who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.

-Very well done, indeed.

-APPLAUSE

Join us next time,

when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

And it's goodbye from me.

And, playing us out with I'm Too Sexy, it's Right Said Fred.

-Goodbye.

-CHEERING

# I'm too sexy for my love

# Too sexy for my love

# Love's going to leave me... #

Here we go.

You weren't expecting this, were you?

Or were you? I don't know.

# I'm too sexy for my shirt

# Too sexy for my shirt

# So sexy it hurts

# And I'm too sexy for Milan

# Too sexy for Milan

# New York and Japan

# Too sexy for Japan

# New York and Birmingham

# And I'm too sexy for your party

# Too sexy for your party

# No way I'm disco dancing

# I'm a model, you know what I mean

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

# Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah

# I shake my little tush on the catwalk... #

Here we go!

# I'm too sexy for my car

# Too sexy for my car

# Too sexy by far

# And I'm too sexy for my hat

# Too sexy for my hat

# What d'ya think about that?

# I'm a model, you know what I mean

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

# Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah

# I do my little turn on the catwalk... #

All right, here we go now.

# I'm too sexy for my...

# Too sexy for my...

# Too sexy for my...

# I'm a model, you know what I mean

# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

# Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah

# I shake my little tush on the catwalk

# I'm too sexy for my cat

# Too sexy for my cat

# Poor pussy

# Poor pussy cat

# I'm too sexy for my love

# Too sexy for my love

# Love's going to leave me

# And I'm too sexy for this song. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE