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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
and a very warm welcome to this special Noughties edition | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
of Pointless Celebrities, | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
the show where obvious answers mean nothing | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
and obscure answers mean everything. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
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And couple number one. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Yeah, I'm Ben Cohen, and I was part of the England rugby team | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
that won the Rugby World Cup back in 2003, | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
and chairman of the Ben Cohen StandUp Foundation. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
And I'm Kyran Bracken, also part of the Rugby World Cup in 2003... | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
-You were. -..and, like Ben, I like to wear Lycra. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Yes. Love it. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
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Couple number two. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Hello, I'm Ricky Groves, probably best known for playing Garry Hobbs | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
in EastEnders during the noughties. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
I'm Cheryl Fergison, | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
and I'm probably best known for playing Heather Trott | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
in EastEnders in the noughties. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
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Couple number three. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Hello, I'm Patrick Baladi, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
I played Neil Godwin in The Office during the noughties. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
I also played rugby with Kyran Bracken... | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
not in 2003, but back at school, and I think we were on a par then. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
Hi, I'm Ewen MacIntosh, | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
and I spent the early part of the noughties also in The Office, | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
where I played Keith. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
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And finally, couple number four. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Hi, I'm Dani Harmer, I'm an actress and I used to be in Tracy Beaker. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
Hello, I'm Zoe Salmon, TV presenter and former Blue Peter presenter. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:01 | |
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These are today's contestants - thank you all very much indeed, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
we'll find out more about each of you | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
throughout the show, as it goes along. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce - | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
he's ultra competitive. You should see him playing Hungry Hippos. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. -Hiya. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
-APPLAUSE -Evening, everybody. Evening. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-Good evening to you. -And to you, sir. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-How are you? -I'm really well, thank you. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Now, one of these pairs is a proper superstar pair at Pointless, | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
and that's Ricky and Cheryl on podium two, there. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
They've been to a final, they've got Pointless trophies already - | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
they're almost unstoppable. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Whereas the likes of Ewen - Ewen's been on before - | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Round One, wasn't it, Ewen? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
But I think you've traded up your partner - | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
you were with Simon Greenall, weren't you, last time? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Yeah, this guy's got a big old brain on him. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Yeah, well, this guy, he went to school with Kyran Bracken. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-KYRAN: -He hasn't, he definitely hasn't. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
-LAUGHTER -Seriously. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Don't say that just yet, cos we might go out first. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Yes, that's true. -Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Now, as usual, all of today's questions have been put | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
to 100 people before the show. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Our contestants here are looking for | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
those all-important pointless answers | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Now, as today's show is a celebrity special, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
and each of our celebrities here is playing for a nominated charity, | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
we start off with a jackpot of £2,500 - there it is. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Now, remember, the pair with the highest score | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
at the end of each round will be eliminated. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
All you have to do is make sure you are not in that pair. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Basically, score as low as you possibly can. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Now, please remember, for the first two rounds, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
there is to be no conferring at all. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
You're on your own. Remember that. Best of luck. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Our first category this evening is... | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
CHERYL SIGHS | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
British Television. Heavy sigh from Cheryl there. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
2014 TV Judges and Presenters. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, Xander's about to show you a list | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
of four very popular TV shows, and we're looking for anybody | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
who is a regular presenter or judge on any of these four shows. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
So, anyone who's a regular presenter or judge on any of these four shows, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
plus any of the TV spin-offs of these shows - but in 2014. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
OK, so, as Richard's just said, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
we're going to put these four shows up, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
and they'll stay on the board the whole way through the round - | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
we won't be changing halfway. Here are those four shows. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
They are... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
We want judges or presenters from any of these four shows in 2014. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
Now, Ben, welcome to Pointless. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
We just had your uncle George on, not that long ago. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
-That's right, yeah. -Yeah. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
He told me he made it round to the second round, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
and he's already primed me - if I don't get any better, | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
then I'm obviously going to get stick, so make these questions easy! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
Yeah - as easy as this, for example. Nice easy one to get you in, there. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
But Ben, for a lot of people, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
I would say that one of the great highlights of the noughties | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
was that World Cup-winning match. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Just fantastic. Do you still have dreams about that? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night thinking, "Wey!" | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
-Er, not 11 years after, no. -Really? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
But do you know what? It was a fantastic era, and a fantastic time, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
especially in English rugby. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
And, of course, you know, you talked about my uncle - | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
-it was a fantastic family double. -Yeah. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
We shared that moment, and it was a special thing for the family - | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
but, yeah, it was a fantastic time and a fantastic era, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
and it was indescribable in many ways. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Fabulous. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
OK, now, judges and presenters on TV shows of 2014, Ben. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
How are you feeling about that? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I should...be...OK. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Let's just play it by ear. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-Let's just... -OK. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Why are you looking at me like that? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Cos I'm kind of wanting you to give an answer, that's the... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
-LAUGHTER -Choose one. -Yeah. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
I'm going to go with... I want to go with Strictly. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Strictly Come Dancing. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Yes. LAUGHTER | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
What have I got to do? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Er... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
Anyone who's been a judge... How was I going to score that? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
"Strictly Come Dancing." Well, let's see. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
All right, Darcey Brussels. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
LAUGHS: OK. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
OK. HE LAUGHS | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
I'm really sorry. Darcey... | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
We're going to go for Darcey Bruss... HE LAUGHS | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
It's just... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
-That's it, innit? -No. -Darcey Brussels. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
I want to go home! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
I'm going to... I'm going to change. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh, Ben, I'm sorry, no, I have to take that answer. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-Just take it. -I'm really sorry... | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Listen, it might not be the worst answer... Well, I dunno. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
-I don't know... -It might not be the worst answer of the round. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
But Darcey Brussels... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
LAUGHTER Darcey Brussels... | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Let's... Let's see if that's right, shall we? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
And if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Darcey Brussels. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Ben, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
I want to get out first - now. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
-100 points. -Yeah - Darcey Brussels, though. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
That's a cartoon character... | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I tell you what, though, Ben, | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
your uncle, George, he's watching going, | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
"You know what? We may well be World Cup winners, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
"but at least I didn't go on Pointless and say, 'Darcey Brussels'." | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
-It's a good name, though. -It's a great... It's very Christmassy, isn't it? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
He did Strictly Come Dancing! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
-Yeah... -You did the show! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Kyran, leave me alone. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
-Thanks very much indeed, Richard. -I'm really flustered now. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
I want to get out of here. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Cheryl, welcome back to Pointless. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-Oh, thank you, Xander. -A finalist last time, Cheryl. -Yes. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-You've got a trophy already. -I need another one - | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
I need another one, Xander, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
because my books are slipping off the shelf. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
So, I need the other one to go at the other end. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-That is exactly what you need! -Please. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
I'll tell you what else I know about you, Cheryl... | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-I know lots about you, too, Xander. -You've got a lovely voice. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-You've got a lovely voice, too. -Your Dusty Springfield - oh! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
I won £10,000 for my charity on that show with you, Xander... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Very nice to see you in trousers, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
because the last time I saw Xander, | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
he was wearing a dress, he was dressed as SuBo. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
She came round to my house, and, er... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
No, he was SuBo. We did a singing competition. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-That was a lot of fun. A lot of fun. -Lots of fun. You were amazing. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
-Now, Cheryl... -Yes, Xander. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
I'm going to cut short the story about how amazing I am, | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
just to get on with... LAUGHTER | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
-Yes, please do! -Cos I want to hear it later - | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
but what are you going to go for? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
I'm going to go for Theo Paphitis. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Theo Paphitis. -Yes. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-Dragons' Den. -Theo Paphitis, says Cheryl. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
OK, now, let's see if that's right | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said Theo Paphitis? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
It's a good one, but it's a wrong one. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Why? He's on it! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
-2014. -2014. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
2014. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
-Oh, Ben... -2014? What are we in now, 2014? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
All is not lost, Ben, it's fine, Darcey Brussels... | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-He's on it, ain't he on it? -No, he's not, no. -Not in 2014, I'm afraid. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
-Richard. -So that's good news for Ben, though, that, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
He hasn't been in it for a while, Theo. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
-Has he not? -Certainly wasn't in it in 2014, I'm afraid. Sorry. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh... I thought that was good an' all! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Interestingly... | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Interestingly... D'you know what shade Ricky's shirt is? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
-It's...Darcey Brussels. -Darcey Brussels, yeah. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-BEN: -Hold, Kyran, hold on. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
-Oh, no... -XANDER LAUGHS | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
I'm ashamed of meself! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
-Patrick, welcome, lovely to have you here. -Thanks for having me. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
So, as we've established, you were at school with Kyran - same year. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
-Same year. -Same year! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
-And have you kept up? -No. -No. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Uh, Kyran was a very quiet, large, unpopular child at school. | 0:09:55 | 0:10:00 | |
I didn't know what happened, he left and suddenly became a... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
you know, international rugby player. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
No, we were very good friends, actually, initially, | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
and Kyran continued to do very well, and I sort of... | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
ended up acting. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
-Which you've done very well! -Well, it's been all right. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Listen, you're a serious and extremely successful actor, | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-Patrick, come on! -Thank you. Thank you. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
As evidenced by that very fine jacket you're wearing. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
-Look at that, look at how he carries off that... -This wasn't cheap. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
No, as... ZOE LAUGHS | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Did Kyran have a nickname at school? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Yes, he did. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-Come on... -You liar! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Well, we called him King Kyran. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Yeah, no, any nicknames that he didn't insist on being called? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
No, he insisted on being called King Kyran. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-Yeah! -I mean, that was it - he was pretty perfect, Kyran, yeah. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:46 | |
They called him Darcey Brussels. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
LAUGHTER Now, Patrick. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Yes. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Judges, presenters - | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
you couldn't do worse than the two answers we've had so far. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-Well, I'm going to go safe... -Yeah. -..cos I think I can afford to, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
and Claudia Winkleman, Strictly Come Dancing. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Claudia Winkleman says Patrick. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
and how many of our 100 people said Claudia Winkleman. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-It's right. -Come on, Claudia. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-23, well done. -Nice! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-APPLAUSE -Nice. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Very good indeed. Claudia Winkleman. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Well played, Patrick - finally, a correct answer. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Yeah, one of the presenters of the main Strictly shows, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
Saturday and Sunday nights. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, Zoe. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-Zoe, welcome to Pointless. -Thank you very much. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
It's great to have you here. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
Now, I have said so many times before it's probably becoming dull now, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
but Blue Peter, I think, is just the perfect academy for Pointless, | 0:11:38 | 0:11:44 | |
because you just learn everything. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
How did that come about, Blue Peter? Did you audition for it? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Did someone approach you? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Well, actually, I was working as a solicitor at the time - | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
I'd always had a bit of a keen interest | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
in television and presenting, | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
and I was flicking through the classifieds, | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
looking for another solicitor's job, actually, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
and I came across a little ad that said, "TV presenter wanted", | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
and so I made up a showreel in my bedroom, | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
and I sent it off to the PO box, | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
and a week later I got a phone call | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
and they said, "Hello, it's Blue Peter," | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
so I was completely shocked and... | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-And then the months of auditions started. -Yeah. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
It was back and forth to London over a long period of time, so... | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
It's like sort of X Factor, with all the people standing in... | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Yeah, well, it was - it was like an X Factor of the time, yeah. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
Brilliant. Now, Zoe, you've had a little bit of time | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
-to think about possible presenters and judges... -Yes, uh-huh. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
..from these shows. What do you think you're going to go for? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
OK, so, my thinking is that most people will be familiar | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
with the main shows, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
so I'm thinking a lower point will come from the spin-offs. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
So, let's go with Strictly, to their spin-off - | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
I'm going to go with another Zoe, Zoe Ball. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Zoe Ball, says Zoe. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Zoe Ball. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
It's right. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Well, 23's our low score so far... | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
You passed it! Look at that - down it goes to 15, well done. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-APPLAUSE -Well done! -Paid off, Zoe, well done. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
15 for Zoe Ball. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Great thinking, Zoe. Great answer, as well. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Yeah, of course, she hosts It Takes Two, the Strictly spin-off show. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Very good. Thanks. We're halfway through the round, | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
so let's take a look at those scores as they stand. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
15, the lowest score of that pass - well done to you, Zoe. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Then up to 23, where we find Patrick and Ewen, | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
and then up to 100, where we have Cheryl and Ricky, and Ben and Kyran. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
So, yes, Ricky and Kyran, you're going to jockey it out | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
to see who stays with us and who leaves | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
at the end of the round. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
So, best of luck with that. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
We'll come back down the line now. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-So, Dani... -Hello! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Remember, we are looking for the name of any judge or presenter | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
on any of these shows, or any of their main spin-offs. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-Right. -Lovely to have you back, Dani. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
Thank you very much for having me. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
I reckon you came on one of our very, very earliest celebrity shows. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-I did - it was a long, long time ago. -Yeah. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Long, long time - and you were then right in the thick of Tracy Beaker. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-I was. -That was just a phenomenon! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-I know - we had no idea how big it was going to be. -Just huge. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
I know - well, when I first auditioned for it, I was only 12, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
and obviously I was a huge fan of Jacqueline Wilson, | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
but we just knew that it was, | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
like, 15-minute episodes at half three, | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
so we thought, well, everyone's probably going to be at school, | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
they'll probably miss it - and here I am, now, and I'm nearly 26! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
Just incredible. So, I mean, why did it finish? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
-I suppose... -I got too old. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
-I suppose that was it! -Yeah. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
That was pretty much it. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
There was no way they could recast it? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Not really, no, cos I'd been playing it for such a long time. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
-Oh, just fantastic. -Thank you. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
Wonderful. And now you've got your own performing-arts academy! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
I do, yes. Yes, yeah. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
I've been wanting to do it for years | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-and I just wanted to give something a little bit back, so, yeah... -Sure. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
We've got one school, which has been open for just over a year | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
and then we've got another one opening up very soon. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
-Very exciting. -Congratulations to you. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-Thank you. -Fantastic. | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
I mean, that's a new Anna Scher there, isn't it? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
Yeah. Well done, you. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Well, listen, not only that, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
but well done for your low score as well, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
cos there you are on 15 - | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
we've got two joint high-scorers here on 100. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
84 or less gets you comfortably into the next round. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-Right. -And I reckon you'll have some good answers today. -Mm... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
I think, I'm probably going to go for a spin-off, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
as well, like Zoe, and hopefully I pronounce it right... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Dara O Briain. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
-Dara O Briain. Dara O Briain... -Hopefully that's right. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
..says Dani. Here comes your red line. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
If you get below that - nice and high - | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
if Dara gets you below that, you are through to Round Two. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Let's see how many people said Dara O Briain. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
It's right, and you're through - look at that. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
No surprises there. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
I think this might be a low score. Our lowest score so far was 15 - | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
you've passed that comfortably. 11. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
-APPLAUSE -Yay! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
So, 26 is your total, Dani. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Well played, Dani - very solid on that last podium, there. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Yeah, he's the host of The Apprentice - You're Fired. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Excellent, thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Now, Ewen. | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
Welcome back to Pointless. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Round One last time... -Yeah, yeah. -I tell you what, | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
I think you'll do twice as well as that, at least. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-I hope so. -Round Two beckons, I think. -Yeah. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-Now, of course, you were in The Office as well. -Yes. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
When you did that, what were your auditions like for that? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Did you sort of just improvise things? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-I didn't actually audition, myself, personally. -Oh! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
I just turned up to be, like, supporting cast, really, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
and then they had some lines that they were just giving out | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
to the supporting cast - it was the first thing I'd really done... | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-Yeah. -..and they just liked what I was doing, | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
so I sort of got given a character during the first series. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
-So, you were so good, you moved... -I just blew 'em away, you know? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
I think it was my overacting and exuberance, just blew them away. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
-A battlefield promotion, is what you call that, Ewen. -Yeah. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
-That's just fantastic. -Yeah, well... | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Fantastic, well done - and what are you up to at the moment? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
Well, actually, recently I've just done a film with Luke Perry... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
from Beverly Hills 90210. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-Mm! -That guy, he's amazing - | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
he looks exactly the same now | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
as he did when he was playing Dylan - | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
-and now he's 87. -How did that happen? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-I dunno! -Amazing. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
How are we feeling about this, as a category? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Well, the answer I was going to give has gone. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Darcey Brussels. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
-LAUGHTER -So, er... | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
No, it was Dara... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
So, um... | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
I think I'm going to go fairly obvious, | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
and I'm going to try Karren Brady. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Karren Brady. Karren Brady, Says Ewen. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Here comes your red line - again, quite nice and high. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
If Karren Brady can get you below that, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
you are comfortably into Round Two. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
There you are - Brady's done it. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-23. -Nice work. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
APPLAUSE Equalled Patrick's score. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-23 each. -23. -Takes your total up to 46 - | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
very well done. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Well played, Ewen - safely through this time. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Yeah, she's Baroness Brady now. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
-So she is! -She's in the House of Lords. -Yeah. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
There you go. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-Thank you very much indeed, Richard. -Pleasure. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Thank you now. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Now, Ricky - right, OK. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
This is where it comes down to a sort of bare-knuckle round | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
between you and Kyran. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
Not necessarily literally, | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
but we'll see. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
Well, let's hope not! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
-Back you come... -Yes. -..for another shot at that trophy. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Surely this time you can get the jackpot. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
-We've got to hope. -We're hoping. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Now, what was your exit from EastEnders? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Cos obviously Heather Trott is no longer with us. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
No - I basically got the girl and sailed off into the sunset. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
-Oh, so you could be back. -I could be back. Yeah. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
-If you got the call, would you be back? -I think I would. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
You know, I had such a great time - it was nine years for me, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
and it was kind of my apprenticeship to TV, in a way, | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-and so, you know, I miss the people. -Yeah. -I miss the camaraderie. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
I don't miss the early hours and the late nights, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-and the script learning... -I was going to say - | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
hardly any time - and you only get two takes, don't you? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
It's not - we rehearse and record when we do it, more or less, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
and, you know, you've got to be on the ball, so to speak. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
And, yeah, I would, at the drop of a hat, I'd probably turn up and say, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
"Yes, I'd love to." | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
The quality of acting - I mean, it's really incredibly high - | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
I mean, particularly considering the turnaround, | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
-and how little time people have. -Yeah, the writing's fantastic, | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
the quality of the acting, as well - you have off days sometimes, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
but most of the time you've got to be on the ball, | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
like any profession. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
What are you going to go for? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Um, what a hard category thing. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
One springs to mind. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
For some reason, I remember sitting down one afternoon | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
and seeing Jo Brand on a spin-off from The Great British Bake Off, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
so I'm going to go Jo Brand, British Bake Off spin-off. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-Whatever that's called. -Jo Brand - that's all we needed to know. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
You are saying Jo Brand. Let's see if that's right | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
and, if it is, how many people said it? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
There's no red line for you, cos you're joint high-scorers. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
It's right, obviously. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
More and more pressure on Kyran as that goes further and further down. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Down it goes to 15. APPLAUSE | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
Oh, well done! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
I love you... | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Joint second-lowest score of the round - 115. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Well played, Ricky - those spin-offs scoring nice and low. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Yeah, she presents The Great British Bake Off - An Extra Slice. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, Kyran. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-Yes. -King Kyran. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
-No...! -King Kyran. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
The king...! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
I've been deposed! I've been taken over... | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
It's hard, because, I mean, what's left is quite obvious - | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Lord Sugar, Duncan Bannatyne, all of those... | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Yeah. No, no, let's not talk about that - | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
I want to talk about King Kyran. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
No, it's not... | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
-Do you know what? -At any stage, did anyone make you a crown? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
I mean, apart from the one you made yourself? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
No, listen - with Paddy, all the girls loved Paddy - | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
and the boys, actually. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
All the girls loved Paddy at school - | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
he was the best-looking bloke, | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
he was the most popular, | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
and he used to rip into me all of the time, | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
cos I was playing England Schools and stuff, "Oh, look at you!" | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
But actually, it's great to see him - do you remember that dance? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Do you remember he did that dance in The Office? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
I watched that with such pride - and then you've got Ricky doing... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
HE MIMICS RICKY GERVAIS HUMMING | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Probably one of the best moments on TV. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
-CHERYL: -Aw! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-Aw! -But it looks like I'm losing whatever crown I had at school. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Because this is tough now. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
All the spin-off shows are gone. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Yeah, so, listen - you've got a mountain to climb, here. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
You've got to score 14 or less. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
-Yeah. -Or - we can't say goodbye to you, we simply can't. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Sprouts can't see you off. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
-God, I mean, all the people like... -Just get the name right, that's all. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Well, I was going to say Duncan Bannatyne, but I'm not now. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
I'm going to say... I think her name... I THINK her name is... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
-BEN LAUGHS -..Kelly Hoppen, is she the...? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-Kelly Hoppen, says Kyran. -Yeah, Dragons' Den. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Kelly Hoppen - let's find out. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
-Come on, Brussels Sprouts... -Kelly Hoppen... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
If Kelly Hoppen gets you below that red line, | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
you are through to Round Two - how many people said Kelly Hoppen? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
-It's right. -Come on, come on! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
-Get down, go on! -It's going, it's going down! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Ooh... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
-You've done it! -Yeah! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
APPLAUSE You've done it - 5! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
5 for Kelly Hoppen - | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
very well done indeed. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
105 is your total. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Sorry, guys. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Oh, well done! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
Wow! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
-I so wanted to go home, as well. -Cheers, mate. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
That's a terrific answer, King Kyran, very well played - | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
all the best answers, actually, were from Dragons' Den - | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
it was exactly the one to go for. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
It's one of the best three answers, actually - | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
let's take a look at the other two. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
The best answer of all is the newest Dragons' Den - Piers Linney. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Evan Davis, who hosts it, would have scored you 3. Piers Linney 1. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
There's Kelly Hoppen with 5. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
A few other low scorers - Deborah Meaden would have scored you 12, | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Deborah Meaden from Dragons' Den. A couple of low scorers - | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Mel Giedroyc from Great British Bake Off would have scored you 6 points. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Also would have got 6 points for Nick Hewer. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
You would have got 23 points, Ben, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-for Darcey Bussell. -Thank you. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-I don't know if you've heard of her. -LAUGHTER | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
I'm going to ring her afterwards and apologise. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Let's take a look at the top three scorers - the ones that most people said. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
37 points for Paul Hollywood from Bake Off. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
-Mary Berry thrashing Paul Hollywood. -Look at that - thrashing him! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-46. -What about that? -How about that? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
And right at the top, Lord Sugar on 62. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
So, at the end of our first round - | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
what a nail-biting close to the round that was - | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
but I'm afraid we have to send one pair home, and I'm so sorry to say, | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Ricky and Cheryl, you are that pair - high score of 115. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
I am so sorry. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
Oh! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
-Them's the breaks. Death or glory. -Well done, though, | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
-that was excellent. -Oh, listen - all I can say is, | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
you've got to come back. You have to come back. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-Thank you both so much for playing. Ricky and Cheryl. -Thank you. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
-Pleasure's all mine. -Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
So, three pairs remain - obviously, at the end of this round, | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
we'll have to say goodbye to another pair. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Well, I have to say, hats off, far, far podium there. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Lovely low scoring, | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
just consistently brilliant, wonderful. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Ewen and Patrick, our Office boys, very good there. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
And then Kyran and Ben. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Well, well done for making it through. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Well done also for having the lowest individual score of the round, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
actually - Kelly Hoppen - superb. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
Our category for Round Two this evening is... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Literature. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
OK, the question concerns... | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
Books With Numbers In Their Title. Richard. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Yeah, on each board, we're going to show you the names of six books, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
all of which have a number in their title, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
but we're only going to give you the first letters | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
of the words in that title. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
You just need to work out what these books are, | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
and give us the most obscure. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
There's going to be six on each board, | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
so, 12 in all to have a go at at home. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
OK, thanks very much - let's reveal our first board of six book titles | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
with numbers in their title. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
I'll read those one last time. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Now, then, Kyran. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
Um... | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Right, see, rugby players... | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
trying to get numbers and letters and mixing 'em up, | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
you really confuse us. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
But I'm going to go with something like... I'm guessing, The 39 Steps. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
The 39 Steps, says Kyran. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said The 39 Steps. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
It's right. Oh, dear! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
But that's good! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
That's good - 89. 11 better than 100 - The 39 Steps. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Yeah, it is better than 100, absolutely. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Wrote it in a couple of weeks, John Buchan wrote The 39 Steps - | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
he was ill in bed for a couple of weeks, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
and knocked it off. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
-Not bad, is it? -Not bad at all. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
-An ulcer. -Not bad... | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
-An ulcer? -Yeah. Not like one in his mouth... | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
No, no, no, I was going to say, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
-a bit of Bonjela would've sorted that out. -Yeah. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Still, good. Very good. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
-Now, Ewen. -Yes. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
What are you thinking? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
I'm going to go for the bottom one - | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
I'm going to go Slaughterhouse-Five. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Slaughterhouse-Five, says Ewen. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
It's right. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:14 | |
8! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
That is a very good answer. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
All looking good for The Office, there, on the middle podium, Richard. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Well played, Ewen - terrific score. Another terrific book, as well, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Slaughterhouse-Five. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Dani. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
-You're the last person to have this board. -Yes. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
If you fancy just wandering through it | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
and filling in the blanks for us... | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Um, this is so hard, and I think I only know one of them, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
but it might score quite high. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
So, I'm going to go with One Day. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
-One Day, the David Nicholls book - One Day. -Yes. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said One Day. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
15! APPLAUSE | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
That is not a bad score by any stretch, Dani. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
15 for One Day. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Well played, Dani - | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
one of the biggest selling books of the 21st century, One Day, | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
but very low scorer - | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
actually, you've got the two best scores on the board, there, | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
8 and 15, cos there's some big scorers up here. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
-The Ray Bradbury book... -Fahrenheit. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
Fahrenheit 451. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
It would have scored you 31. Jules Verne. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Around The World In 80 Days. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Around The World In 80 Days - a big scorer, that, 67. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
-And Arthur C Clarke... -2001: A Space Odyssey. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
Space Odyssey, yeah, absolutely right. 57. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Well, we're halfway through the round, | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
so let's take a look at those scores... Ewen. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Look at that - lovely low score - Slaughterhouse-Five. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Well done. That puts you and Patrick comfortably ahead of the pack. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
Then up to 15, where we find Dani and Zoe, | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
then up to 89, Kyran and Ben. Kyran did it last time around, Ben. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
You have to do it this time, we need a really low score from you. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
And let's hope that's enough to keep you in the game. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
OK, let's put six more book titles with numbers in them | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
up on the board - and here they come. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
We've got... | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
I'll read those all again. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
Now, remember, Zoe, | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
we are looking for the titles of these books, | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
represented by these letters and numbers on the board. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
You're on 15. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
If you can score 73 or less, | 0:28:48 | 0:28:49 | |
you are definitely in the head-to-head. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
All the Dickens ones that I know, but that isn't one of them... | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
Aah, this is so hard. Can we go back to the other board? | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
Um... I'm going to go with the James, | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 | |
and it's Fifty Shades Of Grey. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
-Fifty Shades Of Grey... -Of course! -Yay! | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
-..says Zoe. -You got it! | 0:29:06 | 0:29:07 | |
There you are, you're on 15. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:08 | |
There is your red line - get below that with Fifty Shades Of Grey | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
and you are through to the next round. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:12 | |
It's right. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
-You're through - very well done indeed. -Yay! Whoo! | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
-38. -Well done! | 0:29:19 | 0:29:20 | |
APPLAUSE That's good enough - | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
takes your total up to 53, | 0:29:22 | 0:29:23 | |
well done. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:24 | |
Well played, Zoe - yeah, I like you going, | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
"Yeah, I know my Dickens, but what could the Dickens...? | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
"Oh, I know, Fifty Shades Of Grey. I'll go with that." | 0:29:30 | 0:29:33 | |
One extreme to the other! | 0:29:33 | 0:29:34 | |
-That's a surprisingly low score, isn't it? -Isn't it? | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
I think that's people filling in the forms with their partner in the background - | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
"I don't know, I don't... 50, I don't know, Sausages? It's something, I don't know, not... | 0:29:39 | 0:29:44 | |
-"Not something I've heard of." -LAUGHTER | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
Now, then, Patrick. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
It's tricky, isn't it? I know a few - | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
it's just which one's going to have the least... | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
I'm going to go, I think, for... | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
A Tale Of Two Cities. | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
A Tale Of Two Cities, says Patrick. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
You're on 8. You have to score 80 or less. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
That's what it looks like - get below that with A Tale Of Two Cities | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
and you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
It's right. You are through to the head-to-head. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
61. APPLAUSE | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
69, your total. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:17 | |
Well played, Patrick - very good answer. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Yes, an account of - he went to see Swansea City play Stoke City | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
in the League Cup, third round of the League Cup. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
Dickens wrote a story about it. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
-I think that's right? -Sounds about right. -Yeah. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
Now, Ben. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
I've been looking forward to my go(!) | 0:30:35 | 0:30:36 | |
Oh, Ben... Now, listen, I have bad news. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
I have bad news. Even before your answer, | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
I'm afraid you are still the high-scorers. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
So, unless you can score minus... | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
I'm afraid we will be saying goodbye to you at the end of this round. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
However, this is your chance - | 0:30:50 | 0:30:51 | |
think of the legacy you can leave, here. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
I haven't got a clue...what, so I'm just going to take a wild guess. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
-OK. -And I'll be very quick, and I'm just going to go Catch-22. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
Joseph Heller, Catch-22. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:01 | |
Let's see if it's right - let's see how many people said Catch-22. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
It's a great answer. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
66. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:12 | |
-APPLAUSE -At least I got one right! | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Takes your total up to 155. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:15 | |
Two correct answers on the first podium. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
I love Ben and Kyran both saying, "Oh, I don't understand the round, | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
"I don't have a clue, I'll guess," | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
and both coming up with perfectly good answers, as well - | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
Catch-22 and The 39 Steps. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
Let's fill in the rest of this board. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
The Enid Blyton one is a Famous Five book - | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
it's Five...On A Treasure Island. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
Treasure Island - I was trying to work out what that was. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
12 points for that. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:36 | |
The Jodi Picoult book at the bottom is 19 Minutes - | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
it's the best answer on the board, | 0:31:39 | 0:31:40 | |
it would have scored you 1 point. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
And the top one, you all know - | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
it's The Three Musketeers. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
Would have scored you 46. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
There we are - thank you very much indeed. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
So, at the end of our second round, | 0:31:51 | 0:31:52 | |
I'm sorry to say the pair we're having to send home | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
with a high score of 155, Ben and Kyran - I'm so sorry. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
-Great round, there. -Yeah, it was... | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
-Two good answers. -Two good answers. -Now you know what the mechanics of the round... | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Once we understood the game, it just took a while... | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
Rugby players, a lot of bangs to the head, but... Yeah. It was... | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
Different, hard-to-pronounce names... | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
-That's right! -LAUGHTER | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
It's been such a treat having you on the show - thank you. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
Ben and Kyran, excellent contestants. Thanks so much. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:17 | 0:32:18 | |
-PATRICK: -Come on! | 0:32:18 | 0:32:19 | |
But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
Congratulations, Zoe and Dani, Ewen and Patrick - | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
you're now one step closer to the final | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
and a chance to play for our jackpot for your charities - | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
and the jackpot currently stands at £2,500. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
So, now we have to decide who's going to play for that jackpot. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
To do that, you are going to go head-to-head. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
The good news is, you're allowed to confer before you give your answers, | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
and the first player to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
Listen, very best of luck to both players - | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
let's play the head-to-head. APPLAUSE | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
OK, here comes your first question - and it concerns... | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
Celebrity Weddings In 2014. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
It's exactly what you wanted, isn't it, Patrick? | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
Yeah, I've been watching a lot of those... | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
-ALEXANDER LAUGHS -..with interest. -Richard. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
We're going to show you five pictures now, of famous people - | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
we need you to tell us the name of the person they married, please, | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
in 2014. Very best of luck. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
OK, let's reveal our five pictures - and here they come. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
There we go. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
Five celebrities, each of whom has got married in 2014 - | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
whom did they marry? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
Zoe and Dani, you will go first. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
-OK. -(Do you think C?) | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
(Did he not...) | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
OK. Um... Ooh... | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
-BOTH: -Ooh! | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
-ZOE AND DANI LAUGH -Ooh... -Yeah. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
We don't know whether to choose between C or D, basically. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
I think... I think C. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
So, we're going to go for C... | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
-Cheryl Cole. -Cheryl Cole. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
OK, Cheryl Cole for C. Cheryl Cole. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
Now, Ewen and Patrick. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:16 | |
Talk us through that board. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
A - it's fairly obvious | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
who that is, Kim Kardashian, | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
and she married Kanye West. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
We think E might be Brad Pitt. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
-He maybe married Angelina Jolie. -Angelina. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
And then D, we're hoping, | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
is the human rights lawyer | 0:34:31 | 0:34:32 | |
who married George Clooney. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
-We'll go D, shall we? -OK. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
D, George Clooney. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:37 | |
D, George Clooney. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:38 | |
So, we have C, Cheryl Cole, | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
D, George Clooney. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
Now then, Zoe and Dani said Cheryl Cole - let's see if that's right | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Cheryl Cole, C. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:48 | |
It's right. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:52 | |
That's a good answer - look at that, 14. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
Now, meanwhile, Ewen and Patrick | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
have taken a bit of a punt, there - | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
they've gone for D | 0:35:08 | 0:35:09 | |
and said George Clooney. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:10 | |
Let's find out if that's right | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said George Clooney. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
It's right. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:17 | |
Mm. I take it that picture's not... | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
And it wins you the point - look at that, 9! | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
APPLAUSE Superb. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
Very well done indeed. Wow. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:29 | |
You've broken their serve, Ewen and Patrick. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
-Slice return. -After one question, you are up 1-0. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:36 | |
Yeah, well played, gents - I think Zoe and Dani | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
were wondering which of those two to go for, weren't you? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
-BOTH: -Yeah. -Yeah, that was Amal Alamuddin, | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
of course, who married George Clooney. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
A, you're absolutely right, was Kim Kardashian, married to Kanye West. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
Would have scored you too many points, though, actually - | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
you did well to avoid it. 23 for that. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:51 | |
Now, B is Alexandra Hedison, and she married Jodie Foster in 2014. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:56 | |
Oh! | 0:35:56 | 0:35:57 | |
Which someone in the audience who's just gone, "Yes!", I think knew. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
It's a very good answer - well done if you got that at home. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
And E absolutely is Brad Pitt, and married Angelina Jolie, | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
and that would have scored you 62. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
There we go - thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
So, here comes your second question - | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
Ewen and Patrick get to answer it first. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:15 | |
Which means, Dani and Zoe, | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
yes, the odds are slightly stacked against you, | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
-but you have to win this to stay in the game. -Right. -So, best of luck. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:21 | |
It concerns... | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
-Ooh! -Noughtie Words, Richard. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
Yeah, we're going to show you five definitions now, | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
of words that first appeared in the English dictionary | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
during the noughties. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
Can you tell us what those words are, please? Very best of luck. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
Let's reveal our five definitions - and here they come. We've got... | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
I'm going to read all those again. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:18 | |
There you go. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
So, Ewen and Patrick, you will go first. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
..or is it the amount of letters? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:47 | |
(No, it's not an official noun, it's like...) | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
-Oh, I see, I see. -(..a word in the dictionary.) | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
A film, a film focusing... | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
Yeah, we'll go for...the film... | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
Bromance. | 0:37:58 | 0:37:59 | |
Bromance, say Ewen and Patrick. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:00 | |
Bromance. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
So, then, Zoe and Dani, talk us through the others if you can. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
Um, well, we think that to make a digital recording | 0:38:05 | 0:38:09 | |
would be podcast... | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
-and the puzzle is sudoku. -Mm-hm. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
I have no idea what the first one and the last one is, though. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
-Maybe podcast? -Yeah. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, we'll go with podcast. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:20 | |
-You're going to go with podcast. -Yeah. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
So, we have Bromance and podcast. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
Ewen and Patrick said Bromance - let's see if that's right | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Bromance. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
It's right. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:33 | |
47. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
A bit higher than you were expecting? | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
Well, I mean, I think they're all going to be quite high, | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
apart from the last one. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
OK, well, 47. Now, you have gone, Zoe and Dani, for podcast - | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
let's see if that's right | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said podcast. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
It's right. | 0:38:58 | 0:38:59 | |
60 for podcast. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
Which means, very well done indeed, Ewen and Patrick - | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
after only two questions, you are straight through to the final, 2-0. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
Well played again, gents - let's fill in this board. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
The middle one is the biggest scorer - that is sudoku. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
Would have scored 77. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
Top one is the lowest scorer, so we'll look at the bottom one first. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
-Now, the bottom one - I bet you'll know... -Oh, geocaching. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
..it comes up on regular Pointless a lot. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
-Geocaching. -Geocaching, yep. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Would have scored 17. And the top one, I think you knew this, gents, | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
it's the best answer there. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:32 | |
-BOTH: -Paywall. -Yeah, it's a paywall. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
-Yeah, and it would have scored you 8 points. -Wow. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
I'm sorry to say, Zoe and Dani - | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
it's been such a treat having you on. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
And, Dani, lovely to have you back. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:46 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:47 | |
And you've done so well - such a solid performance on the far podium the whole way through. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
-Lovely low scoring. -Thank you. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
You'll just have to come back - but it's been lovely, as I say. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
Zoe and Dani, wonderful contestants. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you very much. | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
But for Ewen and Patrick, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
Congratulations, Ewen and Patrick - you've seen off all the competition, | 0:40:08 | 0:40:12 | |
and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
for your nominated charities | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
and, at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500 - | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
there it is. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:28 | |
Well, gentlemen. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
You saw off our EastEnders on this lovely noughties-themed show. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:35 | |
You then saw off our Rugby World Cup winners - 2003... | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Your old schoolmate! Classmate, even, Patrick. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
-Some sweet revenge there. -Yeah. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
And then you saw off our incredibly strong contenders from the world of children's television. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
All we need from you now is a pointless answer. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
Do you think you can do it in this last round? | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
-All we want to give you is a pointless. -Come on, well... | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
Listen, as always, you get to choose your category for this round. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
We'll put four up on the board - | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
let's hope there's something up there you like the look of. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
Today's choices are... | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
Well, for me, there's one choice there for me. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
Anything, uh, tickle your... | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
If I was going to do anything, it'd probably be Sport In 2014. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
But if you're confident... | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
I was testing you on some geography questions earlier, and you were pretty good. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
I'd like to go for Geography... | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
-Yeah. -..if you're happy to support me in that? | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
It's all on you, though, if we lose. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:29 | |
-Well, no, not necessarily... -It's all your fault. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
-..you might have been to some... I think... -Yeah. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
-Is that all right? -Yeah. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:35 | |
-We'll do World Geography. -We'll do World Geography, please. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
-OK. World Geography. -World Geography. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:39 | |
World Geography is good, that's what it's going to be. Well done. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
Absolutely right, you've got to back yourself if you've got a speciality, | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
and if your speciality's geography, if it's capital cities, | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
you could be laughing here. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:49 | |
We're looking for any of the following... | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
We're looking for... | 0:41:51 | 0:41:52 | |
..according to the CIA Factbook. So... | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
HE REREADS THE CATEGORIES | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
As always, by "country" we mean a sovereign state | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
that's a member of the UN in its own right. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
Very, very best of luck. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
So, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
All you need to win that jackpot for your charities | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
is for just one of those answers to be pointless. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
-Are you ready? -Um... -Yeah. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
Shall we have a chat? Can we talk about this? | 0:42:27 | 0:42:28 | |
-You can in a second. -OK. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:29 | |
-Are you ready? -We're ready. -You're ready to start the thinking? -Yeah. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
There they are - your time starts now. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:36 | |
Right, I've got the middle one. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
-Have you? -Yes. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:41 | |
-Do you want to hear it, or...? -Yeah, yeah. I do! | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
Er, I'm going to go for Lesotho - Lesotho, Lesotho, | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
and Maseru is the capital of that, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
which also happens to be, um... | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
No, we'll go with that. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
You can go with other ones that border South Africa, if you want. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
Border South Africa, um... | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
To be definite, I would go...Zimbabwe, Harare, | 0:42:59 | 0:43:03 | |
but that's quite obvious. Um... | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
Botswana... | 0:43:06 | 0:43:08 | |
is... | 0:43:08 | 0:43:10 | |
Gaborone, I think. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
-Any ones near Brazil? -Yeah. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
I think...Asuncion, Paraguay. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:19 | |
Or...does it? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
OK, I think Paramaribo, Suriname's capital, borders Brazil. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:26 | |
-Ten seconds left. -Let's do that. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
-Yeah? -Let's do that, let's do... -Let's do that, let's do... | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
Mase...Maseru, for Lesotho... | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
-and... -Gaborone. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
That is your time up, | 0:43:37 | 0:43:38 | |
let's have your three answers - | 0:43:38 | 0:43:39 | |
and if you'll say which category you're answering in each case. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
The first one, Capitals That Border Brazil, | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
we're going to go for Paramaribo. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
-Paramaribo. -Yeah. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:48 | |
For Capitals Of Any Country That Border South Africa, | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
-Lesotho, Maseru. -Maseru. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
Um, we'll go Namibia, and the capital is Gaborone. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:58 | |
-Gaborone. -Yeah. | 0:43:58 | 0:43:59 | |
OK, so, we have Maseru, | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
-we have Paramaribo, or ParamarEEbo... -Exactly. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
-..and we have Gaborone. -Yes. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:44:06 | 0:44:10 | |
I think Maseru. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:11 | |
-Maseru, we'll put last. -Yes. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
Least likely to be pointless? | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
Probably Gaborone. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
Gaborone we'll put first, and Paramaribo in the middle. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, then. Here they are. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
We've got... | 0:44:23 | 0:44:24 | |
Well, very, very best of luck. Three great answers up on the board. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:31 | |
-Thank you. -Let's hope at least one of those is pointless | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
and will win that jackpot for you. If you were to win it, | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
what charities are you going to be donating the winnings to? | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
Ewen? | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
I am going to be giving to Sparks, | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
which is a great charity for children, very young children, | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
and also mothers when they're pregnant. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
Does a lot of great work - who I've worked with before - | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
-so, yeah, that'll be mine. -Excellent. Patrick? | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
Mine is the Palestine Children Relief Fund. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:54 | |
-So... -OK, well, very well done. APPLAUSE | 0:44:54 | 0:44:57 | |
Two great charities there. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
Fingers crossed at least one of these answers will be pointless, | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
and will win money for those causes. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
Gaborone was your least confident shot at a pointless answer - | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
remember, only one has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
But, for £2,500, let's see how many people | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
named Gaborone as a capital of a country that borders South Africa. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
Gaborone, is it pointless? | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
It's right. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:25 | |
Down Gaborone goes - through the 50s, through the 40s, | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
into the 20s, and the teens, probably into single figures... | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
Yes, down it goes, down it goes, still going... | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
3! APPLAUSE | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Not bad at all! | 0:45:35 | 0:45:36 | |
You'll take that as your first answer - | 0:45:38 | 0:45:40 | |
your least likely to be pointless. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
3 - all looking very good for your two subsequent answers. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:45 | |
So, your next answer was Paramaribo. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:49 | |
In this case, we were looking for | 0:45:49 | 0:45:50 | |
the capital of any country that borders Brazil. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
Let's find out if it's right | 0:45:52 | 0:45:53 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many people said it, for £2,500. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
Is it pointless? Paramaribo. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
It's right. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
Now, Gaborone took us all the way down to 3. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Paramaribo - is that going to take us below 3? | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
Will it take us down to pointless? | 0:46:08 | 0:46:09 | |
It's going down through the teens, it's into single figures, | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
down it goes - down, it passes 3 - still going down... | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
You've done it, very well done indeed! | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
APPLAUSE Absolutely fantastic. Well done. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
Brilliant. Very well done. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
Superb. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:23 | |
Lovely, lovely. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
Oh, thank you, thank you. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:26 | |
Very, very well done indeed. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:29 | |
Ewen and Patrick, great teamwork throughout the show - | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
-but Patrick, particularly, in that last round. -Yeah. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
-And, Ewen, well done for letting him do that. -Letting me go! | 0:46:34 | 0:46:36 | |
-Absolutely - well! -Congratulations, that's extremely good teamwork - | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
Paramaribo was, of course, a pointless answer. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:42 | |
Means you go home with that jackpot of £2,500 | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
-for your charities - brilliant. -Fantastic, fantastic. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
Now, Richard... | 0:46:46 | 0:46:47 | |
That's exactly the way to play the game - very well done. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
Gaborone - you were right the first time, actually, | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
it's the capital of Botswana, not Namibia - scored you 3 points. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:55 | |
The capital of Namibia is Windhoek, which would have scored you 5. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:58 | |
Maseru, you're absolutely right, is the capital of Lesotho. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
If we'd had to go down there, it would have scored you 1 point. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:04 | |
-No, no! -Should have gone that way.... | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
Yeah, it would have been more exciting. Would have been more exciting. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
Let's take a look at all the pointless answers | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
in the various different categories. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
There's not many in the Brazilian one, | 0:47:13 | 0:47:14 | |
which is where you got your pointless answer - | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
Georgetown, which is Guyana, | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
and there's Paramaribo, which is the capital of Suriname, | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
which won you the money. Very well played. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
It's the only two pointless answers there. For South Africa... | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
The top one and the bottom one there | 0:47:26 | 0:47:27 | |
are both capitals of Swaziland. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
Lobamba is the royal capital, Mbabane is the regular capital, | 0:47:29 | 0:47:33 | |
and Maputo, which is the capital of Mozambique, | 0:47:33 | 0:47:36 | |
also a pointless answer. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:37 | |
There's more pointless answers in the final category - | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
the island nations. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:41 | |
Antananarivo, which is Madagascar. | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
Manila, the Philippines. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:45 | |
Port Lewis, which is Mauritius. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:47 | |
Roseau, which is Dominica. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:48 | |
You also could have had the capitals of Tuvalu, which is Funafuti, | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
and Vanuatu, Port Vila, | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
two of our favourite ever pointless answers. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
Very well done if you got any of those at home. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
Gents, you played brilliantly all the way through that - | 0:47:57 | 0:47:59 | |
absolutely solid as a rock. 2-0 in the head-to-head, | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
and then the perfect way to play that final round, | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
which is if one of you's confident, you've got to go for that category. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
Well said. Thanks very much indeed. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Ewen and Patrick, | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
for their charities - well done. APPLAUSE | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard... -Goodbye. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:25 | |
..and it's goodbye from me - goodbye. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 |