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Thank you very much indeed! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
-And couple number one. -Hi, my name's Jamie, this is Josh. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
We're students and part-time rap artists from Nottingham. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Couple number two. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
Hi, my name's Gary, this is my wife Suzanne and we're from Manchester. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
Couple number three. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Hi, I'm Abby and this is Pam, my mum, and we're from Birmingham. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Hi, I'm Mathew and this is Jo, and we're a couple from London. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
Thanks all of you. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
We'll find out more about you throughout the show | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
as it goes along. So that just leaves one more person | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
for me to introduce. A veritable Rolls-Royce of statistical retention | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
and a Corby trouser press of crisp one-liners. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. -Hiya. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Hi, everybody. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
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-Good day. -Good day to you. -How are you? -I'm very well. -You know what? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
-Blake and Jamie, causing trouble like they were last time. -Yeah. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
They were difficult last time, weren't they? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
-They gave it a little bit of that. -We had a bit of that. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Crashed out quite badly as well. I don't believe... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-Come on, guys, you did. -Well... | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-It's debatable. -I don't believe they are part-time rap artists. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:44 | |
-I'm not sure I believe that either. -I believe Pam and Abby are. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
-Absolutely, yeah. -We didn't think you'd work it out, Richard. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Yeah, you won't get one over on me. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
It should be a fun show today. It's lovely to have Blake and Jamie back. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
We've also got Suzanne and Gary back. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
-They did so well last time, didn't they? -Yeah. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
They are going to be tough to beat today, everybody. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
before the show. Our contestants here need to find | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Of course, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
That's an answer that none of our 100 people gave, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
and each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Mark and Phil didn't win the jackpot last time, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
so we add another £1,000 to that. So, today's jackpot starts off at... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
OK, in this first round I'll take an answer from each of you, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
but there is to be no conferring. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
At the end of the round whichever pair has the highest score | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
will be heading home. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
OK, our first category today is... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
and who's going to go second. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
And whoever's going first please step up to the podium. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, we're looking for any country whose mainland territory | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
is either wholly or partly in Asia which has a coastline, please. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
So it either has a coastline on a sea or an ocean, not an inland sea, | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
but any ocean or sea. And as always, by country I mean a sovereign state | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
that is a member of the UN in its own right. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Now, Jamie and Blake, you all drew lots before the show | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
and today you are going to go first. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Jamie. So, any country in Asia with a coastline. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
I'm going to go for Sri Lanka. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Sri Lanka says Jamie. Let's see if that's right | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
and let's see how many of our 100 people said Sri Lanka. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
It's right. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
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Nothing wrong with that. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Good answer, Jamie. Well played. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-Yeah, it's an island in the Indian Ocean. -Thanks, Richard. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-Suzanne, welcome to the show. Last time head-to-head. -Yes. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
-You did very, very well, until the head-to-head. -Yeah. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
We were pretty bad in the head-to-head. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
-Now, remind us what you do, Suzanne. -I work for the Environment Agency. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
And remind us what your hobbies are. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Erm, well, we like to follow Formula 1. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
So when you actually turn up to a grand prix | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
do you take binoculars and stuff? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Hadn't thought of that. Might be a good idea. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-Do you have a little telly that you watch on your iPad or something? -No. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
No, we're not that professional about it. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
These are just some ideas I'm throwing out there, Suzanne. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Now, what are you going to go for? Asian countries with a coastline. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Well, F1 should steer me well with this, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
but I've gone a bit blank but I'm going to go Saudi Arabia. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
OK. Saudi Arabia. Let's find out if it has a coastline | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
and if it has, let's see how many people said it. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Absolutely right. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Now that's a proper score. Look at that. Three for Saudi Arabia. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Yeah, good answer, Suzanne. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
It's got a coastline on the Persian Gulf and the Red Sea as well. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
There we are. Abby, welcome to the show, great to have you here. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
What do you do? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
I'm a photographer, what's classed as a social photographer. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
-The best kind of photographer. -Well, as opposed to antisocial. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
-Weddings, portraits, pets, babies, that sort of thing. -Good. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
Now, what are you going to go for? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Oh... I'm not happy cos I'm afraid Geography is about my worst | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
possible subject. Erm... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
The only thing I can think of, and I'm not even sure if it's Asia, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-is Singapore. -Singapore, says Abby. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Let's see if Singapore's right, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said Singapore. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Absolutely right. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Thank God for that. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
Asian and with a coastline. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Good answer, Abby. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Well done, Abby. It's only got 193km of coastline, but it does have one. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-It counts. -Yeah. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Thanks, Rich. Now, Mathew, welcome to the show. What do you do, Mathew? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
I work in IT. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Good stuff, and what do you like getting up to in your spare time? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-I like cooking, actually. I really enjoy it. -Very good. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
What kind of cooking? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Some Mediterranean stuff and some Asian stuff as well. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
I'm not sure if it's going to help with this question, but erm... Yeah. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
I like eating their food. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
OK. Well, what answers are you going to go for? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
I'm going to go for Indonesia. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Indonesia, says Mathew. Quite a few coastlines there, I should think. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:33 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Indonesia. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
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33 for Indonesia. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Well, Singapore had less than 200km of coastline. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-Indonesia's got over 54,000 kilometres. -Thanks, Richard. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Three, the best score of that pass. Very well done, Suzanne and Gary. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Can relax a little bit on the back of that, | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
and up to 20 where we find Abby and Pam, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
27 Jamie and Blake | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
and then up to 33 Mathew and Jo. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Jo, we need a nice low-scoring answer from you from you | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
as you are the high-scorers at the moment. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
OK, so Jo, we're looking for Asian countries with a coastline. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
-Jo, what do you do? -I'm a technical evangelist at an IT company. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-You're a technical evangelist? -Yes. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-I actually work with customers on building apps. -Is that fun? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Yeah, it's really good fun. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-I have never come across a technical evangelist. Have you, Richard? -No. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
I've got a laptop that's never been plugged in for 500 episodes. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
I haven't... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
What do you reckon? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Jo, what are you going to go for? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Since we're the high-scorers I'm going to take a punt and say Yemen. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:58 | |
Yemen, says Jo. Let's see if that's right. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Let's see how many people said it. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
No red line for you as you are the high-scorers. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
It's right. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
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That's a great answer, Jo. Takes your total up to 37. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
I reckon that's enough to keep you in the game. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Nearly 2,000 kilometres of coastline in Yemen. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
It's been very important, Yemen's coastline, in human history. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
It's believed that when people first left Africa | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
that's where they landed, the coastline of Yemen. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Thanks, Richard. Pam. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-Pam, welcome to the show. -Thank you. -Now, where have you come from, Pam? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Well, I come from Bexleyheath in Kent really, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
but I moved up to Redditch seven years ago. So I migrated. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:46 | |
-You've migrated from Kent. -Yes. -And what fills your time? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Well, I'm retired. I've got a strange collection of interests. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:55 | |
I like watching cranes working on building sites. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
And, er... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
I once worked for a firm that made all sorts of different gears | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
and I used to come home and talk to my children about, | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-"Oh, I've seen a double helical gear." -She did. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
And a raconpinion. Did you know what a raconpinion was? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-No. Raconpinion? -Yeah. -No. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Well, I'll talk to you later. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
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-Abby, that's quite a childhood. -Absolutely. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Hanging around cranes, and she collects frogs as well. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
-She didn't mention the frogs. -Not live ones. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Furry ones, china ones, knick-knacks frogs, pillowcases. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Do you know how many frogs you have, Pam? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
No, no idea, and I've never bought one myself. Not bought a single one. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
It was quite a childhood, actually. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
That sounds like an excellent childhood. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Now, Pam, what about an Asian country with a coastline? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
-South Korea. -South Korea, says Pam. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Here comes your red line. You want to score 16 or less | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
and it looks like that. Get below that and you're in the next round. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
It's right. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
25. I think that's good enough. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
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25 takes your total up to 45. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Well played, Pam. That's a good answer. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I quite like watching cranes on building sites as well. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
I've never felt able to say it before, but I do. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
If ever you see a crane on a building site you go... | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-"Oh, look at that." -I like those cranes they have on skyscrapers | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
where they build a bit of stuff and the cranes go on the top. Oh, yeah. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:41 | |
-That's a crane, isn't it? -That's a crane. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Oh, I wouldn't like to be the man who had to climb up into that cabin. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-Thanks very much indeed. Now, Gary. Gary, welcome back. -Thank you. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
-Remind us what you do, Gary. -Graphic designer. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
And big Manchester United fan. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
-Yeah. -Good stuff. There you are on three. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
The high-scorers at the moment are Pam and Abby on 45. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
If you can score 41 or less, you're in the next round. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 | |
Well... Most of me answers went, so I was really stressing. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:11 | |
-But, erm, Pam, I'm going to give her a big kiss. -Really? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Because I'm going to go with North Korea. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
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-Now look what you've done. -Here comes your red line. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
If you get below that with North Korea | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
you're through to the next round. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Is it right? How many people said it? North Korea. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
It is right. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
And you're through. Very well done, Gary. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
22, your total. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
Well played, Gary. Cheeky, but, yeah, that's what you've got to do to win. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
-They've got 28 approved haircuts in North Korea. -Just the 28? -Yeah. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:50 | |
Right. OK, now, Blake. 27's your score, 45 is the highest score. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:57 | |
If you can score 17 or less, you remain with us. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
-It has to be 17 or less? -Mm-hm. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Do you want me to give you an idea of what... | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
The only answers that have scored less than 17... | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Well, North Korea scored 19, then we had Yemen on four | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
-and Saudi Arabia on three. -I know, that's crazy, I can't believe that. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Erm... I was originally going to go for Singapore. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
I think India's too obvious. Erm... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
I'm going to have to say Thailand. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Thailand, says Blake. Here comes your red line. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
If you get below that red line with Thailand, you're in round two. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Let's see if it's right, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said Thailand. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
It's right. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
Ooh, bad luck, Blake. 56, I'm afraid. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
56, taking your total up to 83. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Yeah, over 3,000km of coastline in Thailand, but a big score there. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Answers that would've seen you through... | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Turkey would've seen you through with 11 points. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Bangladesh would've seen you through with nine points, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Cambodia with 14, the Philippines with 17 would've seen you through. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
The Maldives with eight would've seen you through. Kuwait with four, | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Brunei with four. There's only one pointless answer on the board, | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
it's only got 26km of coastline and it's Jordan. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
Very well done if you said Jordan. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
The UAE and Qatar, both would've scored you one. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
You'd have also got one for Timor-Leste, | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
East Timor as we sometimes call it. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Georgia would've scored you one, Oman would've scored you one, | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Israel and Bahrain both would've scored you two, | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Iraq would've scored you three, | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
as would Syria, and Iran would've scored you four. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Let's take a look at top answers, | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
the ones that most of our 100 people said. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
There would've been no point going for India, | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
it's the biggest scorer of all, as you suspected, Blake. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Would've scored you 71 points. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
At the end of our first round I'm afraid the pair heading home | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
with their high score, it's not that high but it's just the highest score | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
of 83, I'm afraid it's Blake and Jamie. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
I'm so sorry, but you could easily have thought of those ones, | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
-couldn't you, without the pressure on? -I did have Iran in my head, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
but I... That is the game. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
I'm afraid we have to say goodbye, and this time it really is goodbye, | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
but it's been great having you on the show. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Thanks very much for playing, Blake and Jamie. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for round two. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Now only three pairs remain, | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
and obviously at the end of this round we'll be saying goodbye | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
to another pair, but you all played very well in that round. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-Pam and Abby, lovely solid performance from you. -Thank you. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Suzanne, lovely low score, the best score of the round. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Three points for you. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
And Jo and Mathew, very, very well done indeed | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
and well done all three pairs. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Our category for round two is... | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
and who's going to go second. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-Richard. -On each pass we're going to show you six line-ups of bands | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
in their most famous incarnation, | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
but we're missed one name out of the list. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
So we're going to give you all the members of the group, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
we've missed out one. Can you tell us which one we missed out, please? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
There's going to be 12 in all to get at home. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So we are looking for the missing | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
member of each of these bands. And here's our first board of six. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
I'll read those again. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
There we go. Suzanne, there's a board of six bands. | 0:15:55 | 0:16:00 | |
Can you supply the missing member? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Erm... I know a couple, so erm... | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
I'm struggling to decide which one will be least, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
cos I think they'll probably both be quite high, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
but I'll go with Alex James and that's for the second one down | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
with Dave Rowntree, Damon Albarn and Graham Coxon. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
OK. Alex James, says Suzanne. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Let's see if Alex James is right to complete that band, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
It's right. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
Not bad at all. 12 for Blur. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
Yet another good answer from Suzanne as well. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
I wouldn't want to be Gary right about now. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Yeah, he's the bassist from Blur, Alex James. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Thanks, Rich. Now, Abby. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Yeah. Erm... | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
I only actually recognise two of them. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
One is my husband's favourite band, | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
but I think that might be a bit too easy. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
So I'm going to go for Larry Mullen, Bono, Adam Clayton. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:05 | |
-I think it's missing The Edge. -The Edge. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
The Edge, says Abby. Let's see if that's right, | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said The Edge. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
It's right. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
Not bad at all, Abby. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
It's a very good answer, yeah. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
He takes 45 different guitars on tour with him. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
That's a lot of guitars, isn't it? 45 completely different ones. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
His real name is David Evans. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Mathew. So, who are the missing members of these bands? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Erm... It's a bit of a shot in the dark, | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
but I'm going to go with Dave Wyndorf as the second from bottom. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
Dave Wyndorf, says Mathew. Let's see if that's right, | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said Dave Wyndorf. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Oh, bad luck, Mathew. I'm afraid Dave Wyndorf an incorrect answer. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
Sorry. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Sorry, Mathew. Yeah, Dave Wyndorf is in Monster Magnet, the US band. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
This is a much more famous band. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
This is Led Zeppelin and the missing name is Robert Plant. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Would've scored you 16 points. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
Now, I bet you're fairly good at some of these. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Peters Buck, Mike Mills, Bill Berry... | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
That's, erm... That's, erm... Erm... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
-REM. -Michael Stipe. -Yeah. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
Would've scored you eight points. The best answer on the board is this one. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
-Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Guy Berryman... -Is Coldplay. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
And it's Chris Martin. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Chris Martin of Coldplay, yes, would've scored you three, | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
and the bottom group is obviously Abba. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
It's Abba, and it's Benny but what is his surname? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
I would never know that. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-Benny Andersson. -Of course it is. Benny Andersson. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Would've scored you 31 points. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-So Coldplay the best answer there. -Thanks very much indeed. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
12, the best score of that pass. Suzanne, you've done it again, | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
the lowest scorer. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
Then up to 38 where we find Abby and Pam, then up to 100, | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Mathew and Jo, where we find you. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
You never know, it's going to get harder, this board as it comes back | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
down the line. Jo, if you find a good low score | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
it might be enough to keep you in the round. You never know. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Best of luck with that. We come back down the line now. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
OK, we're going to put six more bands up on the board, | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
and here they are. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Now remember, we are looking for the missing members of these bands, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Jo, and you need to find the lowest-scoring one you know. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Erm, this is really not a good subject for me. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
So the only one I think I know is the third one down with Fergie | 0:20:10 | 0:20:15 | |
and Taboo, I'd say Will.i.am. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
Will.i.am, says Jo. Let's see if that's right. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
There's no red line for you as you're the high-scorers, | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
but let's see how far down the column Will.i.am can take you. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Absolutely right. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
137 your total there, Jo. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Well done, Jo, you've put yourself 99 points ahead of Pam there. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Might be all important, you never know. Yeah, Will.i.am. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
-I like Will.I.am. -I really like Will.I.am. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
I don't know if I'd like to spend too much time in his company. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
He seems a bit busy. But he comes across very well, doesn't he? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
He's amazing. I think he's brilliant. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Now then, Pam. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
Pam. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
You need to score 98 or less to get through to the next round. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
Well, the only group I recognise | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
is Queen, Freddie Mercury. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
And I don't know | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
who the missing person is. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
So I'm going to say David Evans. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
David Evans, OK. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Moonlighting from U2. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Let's see, though - David Evans. Here comes your red line. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
If you get below that red line, you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
But let's see if David Evans is the missing member of Queen. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
-Ooh, bad luck, Pam. -I didn't think he was. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Bad luck, I'm afraid - an incorrect answer, | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
which takes your total up to 138. I'm sorry. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Sorry, Pam, tough category there for you. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
It'll be cranes next time. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
-Or frogs. -Cranes or frogs. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Gary, here is a chance for you - | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
your last chance on Pointless to get a lower score than Suzanne. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
Yeah...it's not going to happen. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Do you fancy talking us through the board? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
OK - I do know the lead singer of Spandau Ballet. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
And I can't for the life think of his name. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
I also know the drummer of Queen, | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
and I can't think of his surname. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Oh, this is terrible. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
I'm just going to get so much stick when I get home for this. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
Um...I'm going to have to... | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
OK, I'm not going to make a name up for Queen, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
cos that would be sacrilege. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Uh... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
What normally happens when nobody's got an answer? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
I think, normally, you say David Evans. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
OK. I'm going to say Dave Evans, then, for...the second one down. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:39 | |
-Dave Evans for... -I have no idea. -..that second band down. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
No red line, Gary. You're already through. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
So David Evans doesn't really matter. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
But still, we'll find out - | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
is David Evans in that second band down? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
No. Alas, he's not. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
I'm not sure you're that surprised. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
-112 is your total. -Sorry, Gary. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Suzanne, can we get you a chair or anything? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
I'm very aware you've been carrying a full-grown man for two shows now. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
You know, when we watch this at home, | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
he's so much better at it than me, I swear. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
He gets all the answers, better than I do. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
-I think I've just got lucky. -Well, you're through. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
She's very kind as well. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
You may come good at the end, Gary. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Now, let's go through the rest of these. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Gary, could you remember the first name of the drummer from Queen? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
-Uh...Roger? -Roger, yeah. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
-Taylor. -It's Roger Taylor. Roger Taylor, that's right, Abby. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Would've scored 28 points. Now, where shall we start? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
You couldn't remember the name of the Spandau Ballet frontman. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
That's the Martin Kemp, Gary Kemp one. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
-Tony Hadley. -Tony Hadley is his name. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Would've scored 15 points. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Now, One Direction - Harry Styles, there's Niall, lovely Liam... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
Who's the missing member? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-Zayn Malik. -My favourite - Zayn Malik. -Your favourite. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Would've scored you 13 points. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
Now, the second group down - | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Ed O'Brien, Jonny Greenwood, Colin Greenwood, Phil Selway... | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-Thom Yorke. -It's Radiohead, so the missing name is Thom Yorke. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Would've scored you 5. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
Now, the top one I didn't get. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Sebastien Izambard, Carlos Marin, Urs Buhler. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
I was thinking of some kind of European heavy metal band, | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
-or something like that. -Surely. -It's not. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
It's actually Il Divo. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-Oh, you should've known that. -Of course! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
-The missing name is... -David Miller. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
David Miller. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
It's a pointless answer, so very well played if you said that. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
At the end of that round, | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
I'm afraid it's Pam and Abby we have to say goodbye to. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Pam, I'm sorry. And we should both say sorry. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-Sorry, Pam. -Sorry, Pam, for giving you that round. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
-Thank you. -I think that was tough, that was a really tough board. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
-It was close. -As you said, no frogs, no cranes in sight. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
But the great news is we get to see you again next time. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
-We look forward to that. -Don't do anything like that again. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
All right... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
-You've been told! -Sorry, Pam. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:58 | |
But thanks so much for playing. Pam and Abby, lovely contestants. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
For the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Congratulations, Suzanne and Gary, Jo and Mathew. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
You're a step closer to the final, | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
with a chance to play for our jackpot, | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
which currently stands at £3,500. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
To decide which pair's going to play for that money, | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
you're going to go head-to-head. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
The big difference is you're now allowed to confer. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Suzanne and Gary, you've been here before. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Now, Gary, as Richard said, this is your time to shine. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Jo and Mathew, very, very solid - | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
great performance from you all the way through. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Best of luck to both pairs, I think this will be very close. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
England goalkeepers. Richard? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
We'll show you five pictures of goalkeepers | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
who've won caps for England. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Can you tell us the most obscure, please? Good luck. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five England goalkeepers. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
Here they are. We have got... | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
There you have them. Five England goalkeepers. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
Who are they? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Now, then, Suzanne and Gary, you go first, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
as you've played best throughout the show so far. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
We're going to go with E, Gordon Banks. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Gordon Banks, say Gary and Suzanne. Gordon Banks. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
Jo and Mathew, do you want to take us through the board? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
Um, I... | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
No. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
Um, well, I knew C was Joe Hart. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
I thought I knew who A was, and then it went, | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
so I think we're going to have to play it safe and go for C. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
No, just take a gamble, cos if we do C... | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
OK. We'll take a gamble. This might be embarrassing, | 0:27:15 | 0:27:20 | |
but we'll go B...Peter Shilton? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
B, Peter Shilton, say Jo and Mathew. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
We have Gordon Banks and Peter Shilton. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Gary and Suzanne said Gordon Banks for E. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said Gordon Banks. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
It's right. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
34. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:42 | |
Jo and Mathew, meanwhile, | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
are saying Peter Shilton for B. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said Peter Shilton. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
It's right. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
43, though. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:02 | |
Very well done, Suzanne and Gary. After one question, you're up 1-0. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:08 | |
The most capped England player of all time, Peter Shilton - | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
125 caps. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:12 | |
Funnily enough, I think both teams knew C, | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
which is Joe Hart. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:16 | |
Would've scored fewer points | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
than both of those. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:19 | |
Would've scored 30. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
A is another more recent one. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
It's Paul Robinson. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
He would've scored you 12 points. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
The best answer on the board is D - | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
well done to those at home | 0:28:30 | 0:28:31 | |
who said Ron Springett. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
Played for QPR, Sheffield Wednesday, | 0:28:33 | 0:28:34 | |
also played for England. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
Ron Springett. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Thanks very much. Here comes your second question. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
Jo and Mathew, you get to answer first, | 0:28:40 | 0:28:41 | |
but you have to win it to stay in the game. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
It concerns... | 0:28:44 | 0:28:45 | |
Arthurian Legend. Richard? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
I'm going to give you five clues | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
to facts concerning the myths and legends of King Arthur. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
Can you give us the most obscure answer? | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
OK. Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues. Here they come. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
I'll read those one last time. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
There we are. Jo and Mathew, you go first. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
(I know the answer to all of them except the middle.) | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
Um...we know four of them. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
It's just deciding which one's the most obscure. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
We'll go for the title of the 1963 animated Disney film about Arthur | 0:29:49 | 0:29:55 | |
and say The Sword In The Stone. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
The Sword In The Stone, | 0:29:57 | 0:29:58 | |
say Jo and Mathew for the Disney film. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
Suzanne and Gary, the board is yours. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
Talk us through it. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:03 | |
I think we probably had the same four, | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
so the sword is Excalibur, | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
the wife is Guinevere, | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
and the table is round. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
Um...so... | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
-Guinevere? -Yeah, OK. -Guinevere. Suzanne and Gary say Guinevere. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:20 | |
We have Sword In The Stone versus Guinevere. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
Jo and Mathew went for The Sword In The Stone. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said it. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
It's right. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
44. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
Suzanne and Gary have said Guinevere was King Arthur's wife. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
Let's see if that's right and how many people said it. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
44 is what you've got to beat... | 0:30:47 | 0:30:48 | |
Ooh! Not quite - 49. Bad luck. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Which means Jo and Mathew are back in the game - | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
after two questions, it's 1-1. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:56 | |
Good head-to-head. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:57 | |
Both teams knew the same four there and you both chose the right ones. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
You couldn't have done better with the four you knew, | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
because the top one is Excalibur. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
That would've scored 69 points. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
The bottom one is a round table. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
Very big score, though - 91. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
The only answer that would have done for all of these | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
is the author of Morte D'Arthur. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
It's Sir Thomas Malory. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
Would've have scored you 9 points. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Very well done if you got that. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
Thanks very much. OK, here comes your third question. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
Whoever wins this goes through to the final. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns... | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
Philosophers. Richard? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:36 | |
We're about to show you the names of five philosophical heavyweights, | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
but we've removed alternate letters from their name. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
Can you fill in those gaps and give us the most obscure answer? | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
-Good luck, both teams. -Thanks, Richard. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Let's reveal our five philosophers, and here they are. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
I'll read those again, without the blanks. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
There we are - | 0:32:20 | 0:32:21 | |
five philosophers with bits missing. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Suzanne and Gary, you go first. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
SHE WHISPERS | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
OK. Um...we're not sure we've got the name exactly right. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:38 | |
But the second from the bottom | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
might be Rene Descartes? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
OK, yep. Rene Descartes say Suzanne and Gary. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
Jo and Mathew, what'll you go for? | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
Um...I think the bottom one | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
is Aristotle. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:53 | |
-Um...the middle one was...? -Socrates. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:58 | |
I think we should go for the bottom. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
Two Ts, kind of obvious. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:01 | |
If you got the bottom one | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
and you didn't get the middle one, | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
we should probably go for the middle one. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
OK, I think we'll go for the middle one. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
-It's going to be... -Socrates. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:13 | |
Socrates, say Jo and Mathew. We have Rene Descartes and Socrates. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
Suzanne and Gary said Rene Descartes. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said that. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
It's right. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:25 | |
Very well done indeed - 8. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Jo and Mathew have gone for the middle one, Socrates. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
Let see if it's right and how many people said it. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
Absolutely right. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
47 - bad luck. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:50 | |
Very well done, though, Suzanne and Gary. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
That means, after three questions, you're through to the final 2-1. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
Well played. There's only one answer that would have beaten Descartes, | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
and it's the top one, which is Epicurus. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:06 | |
Very well done if you said that, would've scored 3 points, | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
terrific answer. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:09 | |
The next one down, surprisingly low score... | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
-Karl Marx. -It's Karl Marx, yeah. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
Would've scored 15. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:15 | |
And you're right, the bottom one was Aristotle. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
Would've been better than Socrates, but still not enough. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
It would've scored 30 points. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
Thank you, Richard. At the end of our head-to-head round, | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
I'm afraid to say it's Jo and Mathew leaving us. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
But it's good news, really - | 0:34:28 | 0:34:29 | |
it means we'll see you again next time, | 0:34:29 | 0:34:30 | |
otherwise you'd have gone through to the final | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
and that would've been it. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:34 | |
We'll look forward to that, you played so well today, | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
it all bodes well for next time. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
Thanks very much for playing, Jo and Mathew. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
For Suzanne and Gary, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:46 | |
Congratulations, Suzanne and Gary. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:51 | |
You've seen off all the competition | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
and won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot - | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,500. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
You have done so well. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
I'm kind of looking at you, Suzanne. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
But you have done so well today. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:19 | |
We've tested all sorts of different areas of your knowledge. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
Here you are, in the final round. What would you like to see come up? | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
Well, probably music, but we've had a music round, | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
so not sure whether that would play out. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
-Films, maybe? -Maybe films. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
OK. Well, best of luck. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
As always, you kick this round off by choosing a category | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
and you have four options. They are... | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
Have you got another four? | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
There are three sub-categories within each of those, though. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
They're usually quite free-ranging, so there should be something. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
When we said music, we weren't thinking of Irish music, | 0:35:56 | 0:36:00 | |
although my dad has taught me | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
a good knowledge of Foster and Allen, so... | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
Whether that might help... | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
Do you know enough Foster and Allen songs? | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Not enough to admit to, no. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:10 | |
Acting stand-ups? | 0:36:11 | 0:36:15 | |
-Stand-up comedians who... -Go into acting? | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
Yeah, that's probably our best one, isn't it? | 0:36:17 | 0:36:22 | |
-Acting stand-ups, please. -Acting stand-ups it is. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
I like the fact you said "We want film or music." | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
We give you a film and a music question | 0:36:27 | 0:36:28 | |
and you're still not happy. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
Let's take a look at the three things you can choose between | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
in this category. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
Can you give us the name of any film starring Omid Djalili | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
up to February 2013? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
Any film starring Lee Evans, up to the same date? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
Or any film starring Steve Coogan, up to that same date, please? | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
Any feature film made for cinema release | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
for which any of these three have received a credit. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
As always, no short films, no TV films, anything like that. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Voice performances do count. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
Omid Djalili, Lee Evans, Steve Coogan. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
-Best of luck. -OK. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
As always, you have one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
All you need to win that jackpot of £3,500 | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
is to find just one pointless answer. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
Remember, your answers can come from any of those three categories. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:12 | |
It can be one from each, all three from one, | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
two from one, one from another - entirely up to you. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
-Are you ready? -Yeah. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:18 | |
OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
The Omid guy is the least well-known of the three, | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
-so people would be least likely... -Yeah. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
Um...was he in The Dictator, that we were watching with Jacob? | 0:37:29 | 0:37:34 | |
I'm not remembering - | 0:37:34 | 0:37:35 | |
there's something I can remember him being in, | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
but...it isn't coming. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
He might have been there. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
Coogan obviously did 24 Hour Party People. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
-We know he did Around The World In 80 Days. -Yeah. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
How many Hollywood films has he done? Quite a few... | 0:37:47 | 0:37:51 | |
-Um... -Lee Evans. -Lee Evans. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
Was he in something - Clockwork or Mousetrap, something? | 0:37:55 | 0:38:01 | |
-Something...something like that? -Yeah. Um...maybe, yeah. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:06 | |
Don't know. I'm out, really. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
Um, so... | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
We've got to get something! | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
The Coogan one, Around The World In 80 Days | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
-and 24 Hour Party People. -Yeah. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
And the Omid Djalili one - shall we take a risk and say...? | 0:38:17 | 0:38:22 | |
OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
What are you going to give me? | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
We'll go two Steve Coogan films - at least we know that. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
-24 Hour Party People. -24 Hour Party People. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
-And Around The World In 80 Days. -Around The World In 80 Days. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
-And...Mousetrap? Mousetrap. -OK. Go with that. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
-Mousetrap, Lee Evans. -Mousetrap. OK. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer, | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
do you think? | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
None of them! | 0:38:49 | 0:38:50 | |
-Which one? -Around The World In 80 Days, maybe. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
OK, Around The World In 80 Days, we'll put that last. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
Which is least likely to be pointless, do you think? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
Um...Mousetrap, cos... | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
-Mousetrap, cos there's...a good chance it might be wrong? -Yeah. -OK. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:06 | |
Let's put those up on the board in that order and here they are. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
We've got Mousetrap, 24 Hour Party People | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
and Around The World In 80 Days. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
Very, very best of luck. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
Your first answer was Mousetrap. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:17 | |
Obviously, if this is correct and it's pointless, | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
you'll win that jackpot - £3,500. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
What would you do with that, Suzanne? | 0:39:22 | 0:39:23 | |
Um...well continuing the F1 theme, really. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
Go somewhere a bit more exciting, like Singapore, something like that? | 0:39:26 | 0:39:30 | |
-Very good. -Be amazing. -Yeah. Gary? | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
I'd buy Suzanne some very comfortable shoes | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
and treat her to a spa weekend to help that back, | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
-cos it took a lot of weight. -Yeah... | 0:39:38 | 0:39:39 | |
Good stuff. OK. Your first answer, Mousetrap, for £3,500. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
Let's find out - was Mousetrap a Lee Evans film? | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
No! Bad luck. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
Bad luck. An incorrect answer, as it turns out. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Only two more chances to win today's jackpot. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
Your second answer, on slightly firmer ground here, | 0:39:58 | 0:40:02 | |
was 24 Hour Party People. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
Let's find out if that's correct, and if it's pointless, | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
you'll win that jackpot. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
For £3,500, let's find out - 24 Hour Party People, | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
is it a Steve Coogan film? | 0:40:12 | 0:40:13 | |
It most definitely is. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
Now, your first answer, Mousetrap, was incorrect. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
Your second answer, bang on the money, | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
taking you down through the 30s, through the 20s, into the teens. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
24 Hour Party People. Now into the single figures, | 0:40:24 | 0:40:26 | |
down it goes... | 0:40:26 | 0:40:27 | |
2! | 0:40:27 | 0:40:28 | |
That's lower than I thought. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:31 | |
That's a very, very respectable answer. Great score. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:39 | |
Sadly, not pointless. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
So, only one more chance to win. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
It's all riding on your third and final answer. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
This was, though, to be fair, | 0:40:45 | 0:40:46 | |
the answer you thought was your best shot at a pointless. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
So, let's find out - for £3,500, | 0:40:49 | 0:40:53 | |
is Around The World In 80 Days a Steve Coogan film? | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
It is. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:00 | |
Mousetrap was incorrect, 24 Hour Party People, | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
absolutely correct, and took you down to 2. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
Now, this Around The World In 80 Days, takes you... | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
Oh! 7! | 0:41:09 | 0:41:10 | |
Bad luck. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:19 | |
Two very good answers there, two fantastic scores as well, | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
but sadly, none of them are pointless, | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
which I'm afraid means you don't win today's jackpot of £3,500. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
That'll roll over onto the next show. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
We enjoyed having you on the programme, | 0:41:30 | 0:41:31 | |
you've done such a good job. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
You get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so well done. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
Thank you. We've loved being here. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
Sorry, Suzanne and Gary. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:45 | |
You've been brilliant for two shows, great fun as well. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
Thanks so much for coming on. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:49 | |
Mousetrap - the film you were thinking of was Mouse Hunt, | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
which would have scored you 9 points, a Lee Evans film. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers for all of them. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
Omid Djalili, his biggest films would have been The Mummy and Gladiator, | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
but he was pointless answers for the Ant and Dec film Alien Autopsy, | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
he was in Sex And The City 2 - some people might have got that. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
He was with Jude Law in Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
and he's also got a part in The World Is Not Enough, | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
the Bond movie. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:14 | |
Well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
Lee Evans... | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
His biggest film was There's Something About Mary, | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
but these are all pointless - Freeze Frame, Plotz With A View, | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
The Ladies' Man and Vacuums. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
Well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
For Steve Coogan, these were the pointless ones. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
He stars with Anne Hathaway in Ella Enchanted, | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
In The Loop, which is the film version | 0:42:33 | 0:42:34 | |
of The Thick Of It, the TV show, Marie Antoinette, | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
and he gives a voice performance in Marmaduke, | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
the live action version of Marmaduke. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
Well done if you said any of those at home, | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
and hope none of them rang a bell here. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
Thanks very much. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:47 | |
Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Suzanne and Gary, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
but we've loved having you on the show. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
Thank you for playing - great contestants. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Sadly, Suzanne and Gary didn't win our jackpot today, | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
meaning it rolls over onto the next show, | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
where we'll be playing for £4,500. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
Join us then to see if someone wins it. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
And it's goodbye from me - goodbye. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:10 | |
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