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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed!

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

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the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

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Let's meet today's players.

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-And couple number one.

-Hi, my name's Jamie, this is Josh.

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We're students and part-time rap artists from Nottingham.

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Couple number two.

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Hi, my name's Gary, this is my wife Suzanne and we're from Manchester.

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Couple number three.

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Hi, I'm Abby and this is Pam, my mum, and we're from Birmingham.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Mathew and this is Jo, and we're a couple from London.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thanks all of you.

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We'll find out more about you throughout the show

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as it goes along. So that just leaves one more person

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for me to introduce. A veritable Rolls-Royce of statistical retention

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and a Corby trouser press of crisp one-liners.

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-It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

-Hiya.

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Hi, everybody.

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APPLAUSE

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-Good day.

-Good day to you.

-How are you?

-I'm very well.

-You know what?

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-Blake and Jamie, causing trouble like they were last time.

-Yeah.

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They were difficult last time, weren't they?

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-They gave it a little bit of that.

-We had a bit of that.

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Crashed out quite badly as well. I don't believe...

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-Come on, guys, you did.

-Well...

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-It's debatable.

-I don't believe they are part-time rap artists.

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-I'm not sure I believe that either.

-I believe Pam and Abby are.

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-Absolutely, yeah.

-We didn't think you'd work it out, Richard.

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Yeah, you won't get one over on me.

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It should be a fun show today. It's lovely to have Blake and Jamie back.

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We've also got Suzanne and Gary back.

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-They did so well last time, didn't they?

-Yeah.

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They are going to be tough to beat today, everybody.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people

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before the show. Our contestants here need to find

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the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

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Of course, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer.

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That's an answer that none of our 100 people gave,

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and each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

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Mark and Phil didn't win the jackpot last time,

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so we add another £1,000 to that. So, today's jackpot starts off at...

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APPLAUSE

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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OK, in this first round I'll take an answer from each of you,

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but there is to be no conferring.

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At the end of the round whichever pair has the highest score

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will be heading home.

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OK, our first category today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

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and who's going to go second.

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And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

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Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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-Richard.

-Yeah, we're looking for any country whose mainland territory

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is either wholly or partly in Asia which has a coastline, please.

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So it either has a coastline on a sea or an ocean, not an inland sea,

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but any ocean or sea. And as always, by country I mean a sovereign state

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that is a member of the UN in its own right.

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Now, Jamie and Blake, you all drew lots before the show

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and today you are going to go first.

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Jamie. So, any country in Asia with a coastline.

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I'm going to go for Sri Lanka.

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Sri Lanka says Jamie. Let's see if that's right

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and let's see how many of our 100 people said Sri Lanka.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE

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Nothing wrong with that.

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Good answer, Jamie. Well played.

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-Yeah, it's an island in the Indian Ocean.

-Thanks, Richard.

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-Suzanne, welcome to the show. Last time head-to-head.

-Yes.

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-You did very, very well, until the head-to-head.

-Yeah.

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We were pretty bad in the head-to-head.

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-Now, remind us what you do, Suzanne.

-I work for the Environment Agency.

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And remind us what your hobbies are.

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Erm, well, we like to follow Formula 1.

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So when you actually turn up to a grand prix

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do you take binoculars and stuff?

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Hadn't thought of that. Might be a good idea.

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-Do you have a little telly that you watch on your iPad or something?

-No.

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No, we're not that professional about it.

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These are just some ideas I'm throwing out there, Suzanne.

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Now, what are you going to go for? Asian countries with a coastline.

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Well, F1 should steer me well with this,

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but I've gone a bit blank but I'm going to go Saudi Arabia.

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OK. Saudi Arabia. Let's find out if it has a coastline

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and if it has, let's see how many people said it.

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Absolutely right.

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Now that's a proper score. Look at that. Three for Saudi Arabia.

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Yeah, good answer, Suzanne.

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It's got a coastline on the Persian Gulf and the Red Sea as well.

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There we are. Abby, welcome to the show, great to have you here.

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What do you do?

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I'm a photographer, what's classed as a social photographer.

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-The best kind of photographer.

-Well, as opposed to antisocial.

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-Weddings, portraits, pets, babies, that sort of thing.

-Good.

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Now, what are you going to go for?

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Oh... I'm not happy cos I'm afraid Geography is about my worst

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possible subject. Erm...

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The only thing I can think of, and I'm not even sure if it's Asia,

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-is Singapore.

-Singapore, says Abby.

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Let's see if Singapore's right,

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and if it is, let's see how many people said Singapore.

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Absolutely right.

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Thank God for that.

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Asian and with a coastline.

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Good answer, Abby.

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Well done, Abby. It's only got 193km of coastline, but it does have one.

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-It counts.

-Yeah.

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Thanks, Rich. Now, Mathew, welcome to the show. What do you do, Mathew?

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I work in IT.

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Good stuff, and what do you like getting up to in your spare time?

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-I like cooking, actually. I really enjoy it.

-Very good.

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What kind of cooking?

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Some Mediterranean stuff and some Asian stuff as well.

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I'm not sure if it's going to help with this question, but erm... Yeah.

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I like eating their food.

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OK. Well, what answers are you going to go for?

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I'm going to go for Indonesia.

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Indonesia, says Mathew. Quite a few coastlines there, I should think.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Indonesia.

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APPLAUSE

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33 for Indonesia.

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Well, Singapore had less than 200km of coastline.

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-Indonesia's got over 54,000 kilometres.

-Thanks, Richard.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

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Three, the best score of that pass. Very well done, Suzanne and Gary.

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Can relax a little bit on the back of that,

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and up to 20 where we find Abby and Pam,

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27 Jamie and Blake

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and then up to 33 Mathew and Jo.

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Jo, we need a nice low-scoring answer from you from you

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as you are the high-scorers at the moment.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium.

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OK, so Jo, we're looking for Asian countries with a coastline.

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-Jo, what do you do?

-I'm a technical evangelist at an IT company.

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-You're a technical evangelist?

-Yes.

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-I actually work with customers on building apps.

-Is that fun?

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Yeah, it's really good fun.

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-I have never come across a technical evangelist. Have you, Richard?

-No.

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I've got a laptop that's never been plugged in for 500 episodes.

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I haven't...

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What do you reckon?

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Jo, what are you going to go for?

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Since we're the high-scorers I'm going to take a punt and say Yemen.

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Yemen, says Jo. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many people said it.

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No red line for you as you are the high-scorers.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE

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That's a great answer, Jo. Takes your total up to 37.

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I reckon that's enough to keep you in the game.

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Nearly 2,000 kilometres of coastline in Yemen.

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It's been very important, Yemen's coastline, in human history.

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It's believed that when people first left Africa

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that's where they landed, the coastline of Yemen.

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Thanks, Richard. Pam.

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-Pam, welcome to the show.

-Thank you.

-Now, where have you come from, Pam?

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Well, I come from Bexleyheath in Kent really,

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but I moved up to Redditch seven years ago. So I migrated.

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-You've migrated from Kent.

-Yes.

-And what fills your time?

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Well, I'm retired. I've got a strange collection of interests.

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I like watching cranes working on building sites.

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LAUGHTER

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And, er...

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I once worked for a firm that made all sorts of different gears

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and I used to come home and talk to my children about,

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-"Oh, I've seen a double helical gear."

-She did.

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And a raconpinion. Did you know what a raconpinion was?

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-No. Raconpinion?

-Yeah.

-No.

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Well, I'll talk to you later.

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LAUGHTER

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-Abby, that's quite a childhood.

-Absolutely.

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Hanging around cranes, and she collects frogs as well.

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-She didn't mention the frogs.

-Not live ones.

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LAUGHTER

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Furry ones, china ones, knick-knacks frogs, pillowcases.

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Do you know how many frogs you have, Pam?

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No, no idea, and I've never bought one myself. Not bought a single one.

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It was quite a childhood, actually.

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LAUGHTER

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That sounds like an excellent childhood.

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Now, Pam, what about an Asian country with a coastline?

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-South Korea.

-South Korea, says Pam.

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Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

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Here comes your red line. You want to score 16 or less

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and it looks like that. Get below that and you're in the next round.

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It's right.

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25. I think that's good enough.

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APPLAUSE

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25 takes your total up to 45.

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Well played, Pam. That's a good answer.

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I quite like watching cranes on building sites as well.

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I've never felt able to say it before, but I do.

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If ever you see a crane on a building site you go...

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-"Oh, look at that."

-I like those cranes they have on skyscrapers

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where they build a bit of stuff and the cranes go on the top. Oh, yeah.

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-That's a crane, isn't it?

-That's a crane.

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Oh, I wouldn't like to be the man who had to climb up into that cabin.

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-Thanks very much indeed. Now, Gary. Gary, welcome back.

-Thank you.

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-Remind us what you do, Gary.

-Graphic designer.

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And big Manchester United fan.

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-Yeah.

-Good stuff. There you are on three.

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The high-scorers at the moment are Pam and Abby on 45.

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If you can score 41 or less, you're in the next round.

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Well... Most of me answers went, so I was really stressing.

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-But, erm, Pam, I'm going to give her a big kiss.

-Really?

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Because I'm going to go with North Korea.

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LAUGHTER

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-Now look what you've done.

-Here comes your red line.

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If you get below that with North Korea

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you're through to the next round.

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Is it right? How many people said it? North Korea.

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It is right.

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And you're through. Very well done, Gary.

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22, your total.

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Well played, Gary. Cheeky, but, yeah, that's what you've got to do to win.

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-They've got 28 approved haircuts in North Korea.

-Just the 28?

-Yeah.

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Right. OK, now, Blake. 27's your score, 45 is the highest score.

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If you can score 17 or less, you remain with us.

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-It has to be 17 or less?

-Mm-hm.

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Do you want me to give you an idea of what...

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The only answers that have scored less than 17...

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Well, North Korea scored 19, then we had Yemen on four

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-and Saudi Arabia on three.

-I know, that's crazy, I can't believe that.

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Erm... I was originally going to go for Singapore.

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I think India's too obvious. Erm...

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I'm going to have to say Thailand.

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Thailand, says Blake. Here comes your red line.

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If you get below that red line with Thailand, you're in round two.

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Let's see if it's right,

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and if it is, let's see how many people said Thailand.

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It's right.

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Ooh, bad luck, Blake. 56, I'm afraid.

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56, taking your total up to 83.

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Yeah, over 3,000km of coastline in Thailand, but a big score there.

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Answers that would've seen you through...

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Turkey would've seen you through with 11 points.

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Bangladesh would've seen you through with nine points,

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Cambodia with 14, the Philippines with 17 would've seen you through.

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The Maldives with eight would've seen you through. Kuwait with four,

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Brunei with four. There's only one pointless answer on the board,

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it's only got 26km of coastline and it's Jordan.

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Very well done if you said Jordan.

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The UAE and Qatar, both would've scored you one.

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You'd have also got one for Timor-Leste,

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East Timor as we sometimes call it.

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Georgia would've scored you one, Oman would've scored you one,

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Israel and Bahrain both would've scored you two,

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Iraq would've scored you three,

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as would Syria, and Iran would've scored you four.

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Let's take a look at top answers,

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the ones that most of our 100 people said.

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There would've been no point going for India,

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it's the biggest scorer of all, as you suspected, Blake.

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Would've scored you 71 points.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

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At the end of our first round I'm afraid the pair heading home

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with their high score, it's not that high but it's just the highest score

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of 83, I'm afraid it's Blake and Jamie.

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I'm so sorry, but you could easily have thought of those ones,

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-couldn't you, without the pressure on?

-I did have Iran in my head,

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but I... That is the game.

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I'm afraid we have to say goodbye, and this time it really is goodbye,

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but it's been great having you on the show.

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Thanks very much for playing, Blake and Jamie.

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APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for round two.

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Now only three pairs remain,

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and obviously at the end of this round we'll be saying goodbye

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to another pair, but you all played very well in that round.

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-Pam and Abby, lovely solid performance from you.

-Thank you.

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Suzanne, lovely low score, the best score of the round.

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Three points for you.

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And Jo and Mathew, very, very well done indeed

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and well done all three pairs.

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Our category for round two is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first

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and who's going to go second.

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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-Richard.

-On each pass we're going to show you six line-ups of bands

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in their most famous incarnation,

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but we're missed one name out of the list.

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So we're going to give you all the members of the group,

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we've missed out one. Can you tell us which one we missed out, please?

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There's going to be 12 in all to get at home.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So we are looking for the missing

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member of each of these bands. And here's our first board of six.

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I'll read those again.

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LAUGHTER

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There we go. Suzanne, there's a board of six bands.

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Can you supply the missing member?

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Erm... I know a couple, so erm...

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I'm struggling to decide which one will be least,

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cos I think they'll probably both be quite high,

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but I'll go with Alex James and that's for the second one down

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with Dave Rowntree, Damon Albarn and Graham Coxon.

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OK. Alex James, says Suzanne.

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Let's see if Alex James is right to complete that band,

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and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

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It's right.

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Not bad at all. 12 for Blur.

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Yet another good answer from Suzanne as well.

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I wouldn't want to be Gary right about now.

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Yeah, he's the bassist from Blur, Alex James.

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Thanks, Rich. Now, Abby.

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Yeah. Erm...

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I only actually recognise two of them.

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One is my husband's favourite band,

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but I think that might be a bit too easy.

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So I'm going to go for Larry Mullen, Bono, Adam Clayton.

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-I think it's missing The Edge.

-The Edge.

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The Edge, says Abby. Let's see if that's right,

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and if it is, let's see how many people said The Edge.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE

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Not bad at all, Abby.

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It's a very good answer, yeah.

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He takes 45 different guitars on tour with him.

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That's a lot of guitars, isn't it? 45 completely different ones.

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His real name is David Evans.

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Mathew. So, who are the missing members of these bands?

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Erm... It's a bit of a shot in the dark,

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but I'm going to go with Dave Wyndorf as the second from bottom.

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Dave Wyndorf, says Mathew. Let's see if that's right,

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and if it is, let's see how many people said Dave Wyndorf.

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Oh, bad luck, Mathew. I'm afraid Dave Wyndorf an incorrect answer.

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Sorry.

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Sorry, Mathew. Yeah, Dave Wyndorf is in Monster Magnet, the US band.

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This is a much more famous band.

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This is Led Zeppelin and the missing name is Robert Plant.

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Would've scored you 16 points.

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Now, I bet you're fairly good at some of these.

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Peters Buck, Mike Mills, Bill Berry...

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That's, erm... That's, erm... Erm...

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-REM.

-Michael Stipe.

-Yeah.

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Would've scored you eight points. The best answer on the board is this one.

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-Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Guy Berryman...

-Is Coldplay.

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And it's Chris Martin.

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Chris Martin of Coldplay, yes, would've scored you three,

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and the bottom group is obviously Abba.

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It's Abba, and it's Benny but what is his surname?

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I would never know that.

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-Benny Andersson.

-Of course it is. Benny Andersson.

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Would've scored you 31 points.

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-So Coldplay the best answer there.

-Thanks very much indeed.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

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12, the best score of that pass. Suzanne, you've done it again,

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the lowest scorer.

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Then up to 38 where we find Abby and Pam, then up to 100,

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Mathew and Jo, where we find you.

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You never know, it's going to get harder, this board as it comes back

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down the line. Jo, if you find a good low score

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it might be enough to keep you in the round. You never know.

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Best of luck with that. We come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium.

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OK, we're going to put six more bands up on the board,

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and here they are.

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Now remember, we are looking for the missing members of these bands,

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Jo, and you need to find the lowest-scoring one you know.

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Erm, this is really not a good subject for me.

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So the only one I think I know is the third one down with Fergie

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and Taboo, I'd say Will.i.am.

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Will.i.am, says Jo. Let's see if that's right.

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There's no red line for you as you're the high-scorers,

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but let's see how far down the column Will.i.am can take you.

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Absolutely right.

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APPLAUSE

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137 your total there, Jo.

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Well done, Jo, you've put yourself 99 points ahead of Pam there.

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Might be all important, you never know. Yeah, Will.i.am.

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-I like Will.I.am.

-I really like Will.I.am.

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I don't know if I'd like to spend too much time in his company.

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He seems a bit busy. But he comes across very well, doesn't he?

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He's amazing. I think he's brilliant.

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Now then, Pam.

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Pam.

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You need to score 98 or less to get through to the next round.

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Well, the only group I recognise

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is Queen, Freddie Mercury.

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And I don't know

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who the missing person is.

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So I'm going to say David Evans.

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David Evans, OK.

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Moonlighting from U2.

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Let's see, though - David Evans. Here comes your red line.

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If you get below that red line, you are through to the head-to-head.

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But let's see if David Evans is the missing member of Queen.

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-Ooh, bad luck, Pam.

-I didn't think he was.

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Bad luck, I'm afraid - an incorrect answer,

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which takes your total up to 138. I'm sorry.

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Sorry, Pam, tough category there for you.

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It'll be cranes next time.

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-Or frogs.

-Cranes or frogs.

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Gary, here is a chance for you -

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your last chance on Pointless to get a lower score than Suzanne.

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Yeah...it's not going to happen.

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Do you fancy talking us through the board?

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OK - I do know the lead singer of Spandau Ballet.

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And I can't for the life think of his name.

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I also know the drummer of Queen,

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and I can't think of his surname.

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Oh, this is terrible.

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I'm just going to get so much stick when I get home for this.

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Um...I'm going to have to...

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OK, I'm not going to make a name up for Queen,

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cos that would be sacrilege.

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Uh...

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What normally happens when nobody's got an answer?

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I think, normally, you say David Evans.

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OK. I'm going to say Dave Evans, then, for...the second one down.

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-Dave Evans for...

-I have no idea.

-..that second band down.

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No red line, Gary. You're already through.

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So David Evans doesn't really matter.

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But still, we'll find out -

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is David Evans in that second band down?

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No. Alas, he's not.

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I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

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I'm not sure you're that surprised.

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-112 is your total.

-Sorry, Gary.

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Suzanne, can we get you a chair or anything?

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I'm very aware you've been carrying a full-grown man for two shows now.

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You know, when we watch this at home,

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he's so much better at it than me, I swear.

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He gets all the answers, better than I do.

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-I think I've just got lucky.

-Well, you're through.

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She's very kind as well.

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You may come good at the end, Gary.

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Now, let's go through the rest of these.

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Gary, could you remember the first name of the drummer from Queen?

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-Uh...Roger?

-Roger, yeah.

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-Taylor.

-It's Roger Taylor. Roger Taylor, that's right, Abby.

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Would've scored 28 points. Now, where shall we start?

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You couldn't remember the name of the Spandau Ballet frontman.

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That's the Martin Kemp, Gary Kemp one.

0:23:410:23:43

-Tony Hadley.

-Tony Hadley is his name.

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Would've scored 15 points.

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Now, One Direction - Harry Styles, there's Niall, lovely Liam...

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Who's the missing member?

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-Zayn Malik.

-My favourite - Zayn Malik.

-Your favourite.

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Would've scored you 13 points.

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Now, the second group down -

0:23:580:24:00

Ed O'Brien, Jonny Greenwood, Colin Greenwood, Phil Selway...

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-Thom Yorke.

-It's Radiohead, so the missing name is Thom Yorke.

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Would've scored you 5.

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Now, the top one I didn't get.

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Sebastien Izambard, Carlos Marin, Urs Buhler.

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I was thinking of some kind of European heavy metal band,

0:24:120:24:15

-or something like that.

-Surely.

-It's not.

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It's actually Il Divo.

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-Oh, you should've known that.

-Of course!

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-The missing name is...

-David Miller.

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David Miller.

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It's a pointless answer, so very well played if you said that.

0:24:250:24:27

Thanks very much indeed.

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At the end of that round,

0:24:290:24:30

I'm afraid it's Pam and Abby we have to say goodbye to.

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Pam, I'm sorry. And we should both say sorry.

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-Sorry, Pam.

-Sorry, Pam, for giving you that round.

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-Thank you.

-I think that was tough, that was a really tough board.

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-It was close.

-As you said, no frogs, no cranes in sight.

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But the great news is we get to see you again next time.

0:24:450:24:48

-We look forward to that.

-Don't do anything like that again.

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All right...

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-You've been told!

-Sorry, Pam.

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But thanks so much for playing. Pam and Abby, lovely contestants.

0:24:580:25:01

For the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.

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Congratulations, Suzanne and Gary, Jo and Mathew.

0:25:130:25:16

You're a step closer to the final,

0:25:160:25:17

with a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:25:170:25:19

which currently stands at £3,500.

0:25:190:25:21

To decide which pair's going to play for that money,

0:25:250:25:27

you're going to go head-to-head.

0:25:270:25:29

The big difference is you're now allowed to confer.

0:25:290:25:31

The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:25:310:25:34

Suzanne and Gary, you've been here before.

0:25:340:25:36

Now, Gary, as Richard said, this is your time to shine.

0:25:360:25:40

Jo and Mathew, very, very solid -

0:25:400:25:42

great performance from you all the way through.

0:25:420:25:44

Best of luck to both pairs, I think this will be very close.

0:25:440:25:47

Let's play the head-to-head.

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OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:25:540:25:56

England goalkeepers. Richard?

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We'll show you five pictures of goalkeepers

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who've won caps for England.

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Can you tell us the most obscure, please? Good luck.

0:26:040:26:06

Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five England goalkeepers.

0:26:060:26:10

Here they are. We have got...

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There you have them. Five England goalkeepers.

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Who are they?

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Now, then, Suzanne and Gary, you go first,

0:26:370:26:40

as you've played best throughout the show so far.

0:26:400:26:42

THEY WHISPER

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We're going to go with E, Gordon Banks.

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Gordon Banks, say Gary and Suzanne. Gordon Banks.

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Jo and Mathew, do you want to take us through the board?

0:26:540:26:57

Um, I...

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No.

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Um, well, I knew C was Joe Hart.

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I thought I knew who A was, and then it went,

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so I think we're going to have to play it safe and go for C.

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No, just take a gamble, cos if we do C...

0:27:130:27:15

OK. We'll take a gamble. This might be embarrassing,

0:27:150:27:20

but we'll go B...Peter Shilton?

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B, Peter Shilton, say Jo and Mathew.

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We have Gordon Banks and Peter Shilton.

0:27:250:27:27

Gary and Suzanne said Gordon Banks for E.

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Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said Gordon Banks.

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It's right.

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34.

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Jo and Mathew, meanwhile,

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are saying Peter Shilton for B.

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Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said Peter Shilton.

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It's right.

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43, though.

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Very well done, Suzanne and Gary. After one question, you're up 1-0.

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The most capped England player of all time, Peter Shilton -

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125 caps.

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Funnily enough, I think both teams knew C,

0:28:120:28:15

which is Joe Hart.

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Would've scored fewer points

0:28:160:28:18

than both of those.

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Would've scored 30.

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A is another more recent one.

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It's Paul Robinson.

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He would've scored you 12 points.

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The best answer on the board is D -

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well done to those at home

0:28:300:28:31

who said Ron Springett.

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Played for QPR, Sheffield Wednesday,

0:28:330:28:34

also played for England.

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Ron Springett.

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Thanks very much. Here comes your second question.

0:28:380:28:40

Jo and Mathew, you get to answer first,

0:28:400:28:41

but you have to win it to stay in the game.

0:28:410:28:44

It concerns...

0:28:440:28:45

Arthurian Legend. Richard?

0:28:480:28:50

I'm going to give you five clues

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to facts concerning the myths and legends of King Arthur.

0:28:520:28:55

Can you give us the most obscure answer?

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OK. Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues. Here they come.

0:28:570:29:00

I'll read those one last time.

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There we are. Jo and Mathew, you go first.

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(I know the answer to all of them except the middle.)

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THEY WHISPER

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Um...we know four of them.

0:29:420:29:45

It's just deciding which one's the most obscure.

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We'll go for the title of the 1963 animated Disney film about Arthur

0:29:490:29:55

and say The Sword In The Stone.

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The Sword In The Stone,

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say Jo and Mathew for the Disney film.

0:29:580:30:00

Suzanne and Gary, the board is yours.

0:30:000:30:02

Talk us through it.

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I think we probably had the same four,

0:30:030:30:05

so the sword is Excalibur,

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the wife is Guinevere,

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and the table is round.

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Um...so...

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-Guinevere?

-Yeah, OK.

-Guinevere. Suzanne and Gary say Guinevere.

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We have Sword In The Stone versus Guinevere.

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Jo and Mathew went for The Sword In The Stone.

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Let's see if that's right and, if so, how many said it.

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It's right.

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44.

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Suzanne and Gary have said Guinevere was King Arthur's wife.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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44 is what you've got to beat...

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Ooh! Not quite - 49. Bad luck.

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Which means Jo and Mathew are back in the game -

0:30:530:30:55

after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:30:550:30:56

Good head-to-head.

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Both teams knew the same four there and you both chose the right ones.

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You couldn't have done better with the four you knew,

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because the top one is Excalibur.

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That would've scored 69 points.

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The bottom one is a round table.

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Very big score, though - 91.

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The only answer that would have done for all of these

0:31:120:31:16

is the author of Morte D'Arthur.

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It's Sir Thomas Malory.

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Would've have scored you 9 points.

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Very well done if you got that.

0:31:220:31:24

Thanks very much. OK, here comes your third question.

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Whoever wins this goes through to the final.

0:31:270:31:29

Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:31:290:31:32

Philosophers. Richard?

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We're about to show you the names of five philosophical heavyweights,

0:31:360:31:39

but we've removed alternate letters from their name.

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Can you fill in those gaps and give us the most obscure answer?

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-Good luck, both teams.

-Thanks, Richard.

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Let's reveal our five philosophers, and here they are.

0:31:470:31:50

I'll read those again, without the blanks.

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There we are -

0:32:200:32:21

five philosophers with bits missing.

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Suzanne and Gary, you go first.

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SHE WHISPERS

0:32:250:32:27

OK. Um...we're not sure we've got the name exactly right.

0:32:330:32:38

But the second from the bottom

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might be Rene Descartes?

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OK, yep. Rene Descartes say Suzanne and Gary.

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Jo and Mathew, what'll you go for?

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Um...I think the bottom one

0:32:490:32:52

is Aristotle.

0:32:520:32:53

-Um...the middle one was...?

-Socrates.

0:32:530:32:58

I think we should go for the bottom.

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Two Ts, kind of obvious.

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If you got the bottom one

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and you didn't get the middle one,

0:33:030:33:05

we should probably go for the middle one.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, I think we'll go for the middle one.

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-It's going to be...

-Socrates.

0:33:120:33:13

Socrates, say Jo and Mathew. We have Rene Descartes and Socrates.

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Suzanne and Gary said Rene Descartes.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said that.

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It's right.

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Very well done indeed - 8.

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Jo and Mathew have gone for the middle one, Socrates.

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Let see if it's right and how many people said it.

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Absolutely right.

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47 - bad luck.

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Very well done, though, Suzanne and Gary.

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That means, after three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.

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Well played. There's only one answer that would have beaten Descartes,

0:33:590:34:02

and it's the top one, which is Epicurus.

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Very well done if you said that, would've scored 3 points,

0:34:060:34:08

terrific answer.

0:34:080:34:09

The next one down, surprisingly low score...

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-Karl Marx.

-It's Karl Marx, yeah.

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Would've scored 15.

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And you're right, the bottom one was Aristotle.

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Would've been better than Socrates, but still not enough.

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It would've scored 30 points.

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Thank you, Richard. At the end of our head-to-head round,

0:34:230:34:25

I'm afraid to say it's Jo and Mathew leaving us.

0:34:250:34:28

But it's good news, really -

0:34:280:34:29

it means we'll see you again next time,

0:34:290:34:30

otherwise you'd have gone through to the final

0:34:300:34:33

and that would've been it.

0:34:330:34:34

We'll look forward to that, you played so well today,

0:34:340:34:36

it all bodes well for next time.

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Thanks very much for playing, Jo and Mathew.

0:34:380:34:40

For Suzanne and Gary, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:420:34:46

Congratulations, Suzanne and Gary.

0:34:500:34:51

You've seen off all the competition

0:34:510:34:53

and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:530:34:56

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot -

0:35:020:35:04

at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,500.

0:35:040:35:08

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:35:080:35:10

You have done so well.

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I'm kind of looking at you, Suzanne.

0:35:140:35:16

But you have done so well today.

0:35:160:35:19

We've tested all sorts of different areas of your knowledge.

0:35:190:35:22

Here you are, in the final round. What would you like to see come up?

0:35:220:35:25

Well, probably music, but we've had a music round,

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so not sure whether that would play out.

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-Films, maybe?

-Maybe films.

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OK. Well, best of luck.

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As always, you kick this round off by choosing a category

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and you have four options. They are...

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Have you got another four?

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There are three sub-categories within each of those, though.

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They're usually quite free-ranging, so there should be something.

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When we said music, we weren't thinking of Irish music,

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although my dad has taught me

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a good knowledge of Foster and Allen, so...

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Whether that might help...

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Do you know enough Foster and Allen songs?

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Not enough to admit to, no.

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Acting stand-ups?

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-Stand-up comedians who...

-Go into acting?

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Yeah, that's probably our best one, isn't it?

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-Acting stand-ups, please.

-Acting stand-ups it is.

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I like the fact you said "We want film or music."

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We give you a film and a music question

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and you're still not happy.

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Let's take a look at the three things you can choose between

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in this category.

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Can you give us the name of any film starring Omid Djalili

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up to February 2013?

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Any film starring Lee Evans, up to the same date?

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Or any film starring Steve Coogan, up to that same date, please?

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Any feature film made for cinema release

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for which any of these three have received a credit.

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As always, no short films, no TV films, anything like that.

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Voice performances do count.

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Omid Djalili, Lee Evans, Steve Coogan.

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-Best of luck.

-OK.

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As always, you have one minute to come up with three answers.

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All you need to win that jackpot of £3,500

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is to find just one pointless answer.

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Remember, your answers can come from any of those three categories.

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It can be one from each, all three from one,

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two from one, one from another - entirely up to you.

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-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

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OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

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Your time starts now.

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The Omid guy is the least well-known of the three,

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-so people would be least likely...

-Yeah.

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Um...was he in The Dictator, that we were watching with Jacob?

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I'm not remembering -

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there's something I can remember him being in,

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but...it isn't coming.

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He might have been there.

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Coogan obviously did 24 Hour Party People.

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-We know he did Around The World In 80 Days.

-Yeah.

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How many Hollywood films has he done? Quite a few...

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-Um...

-Lee Evans.

-Lee Evans.

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Was he in something - Clockwork or Mousetrap, something?

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-Something...something like that?

-Yeah. Um...maybe, yeah.

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Don't know. I'm out, really.

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Um, so...

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We've got to get something!

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The Coogan one, Around The World In 80 Days

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-and 24 Hour Party People.

-Yeah.

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And the Omid Djalili one - shall we take a risk and say...?

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OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.

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What are you going to give me?

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We'll go two Steve Coogan films - at least we know that.

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-24 Hour Party People.

-24 Hour Party People.

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-And Around The World In 80 Days.

-Around The World In 80 Days.

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-And...Mousetrap? Mousetrap.

-OK. Go with that.

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-Mousetrap, Lee Evans.

-Mousetrap. OK.

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Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer,

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do you think?

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None of them!

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-Which one?

-Around The World In 80 Days, maybe.

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OK, Around The World In 80 Days, we'll put that last.

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Which is least likely to be pointless, do you think?

0:38:570:38:59

Um...Mousetrap, cos...

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-Mousetrap, cos there's...a good chance it might be wrong?

-Yeah.

-OK.

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Let's put those up on the board in that order and here they are.

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We've got Mousetrap, 24 Hour Party People

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and Around The World In 80 Days.

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Very, very best of luck.

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Your first answer was Mousetrap.

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Obviously, if this is correct and it's pointless,

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you'll win that jackpot - £3,500.

0:39:190:39:22

What would you do with that, Suzanne?

0:39:220:39:23

Um...well continuing the F1 theme, really.

0:39:230:39:26

Go somewhere a bit more exciting, like Singapore, something like that?

0:39:260:39:30

-Very good.

-Be amazing.

-Yeah. Gary?

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I'd buy Suzanne some very comfortable shoes

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and treat her to a spa weekend to help that back,

0:39:350:39:38

-cos it took a lot of weight.

-Yeah...

0:39:380:39:39

Good stuff. OK. Your first answer, Mousetrap, for £3,500.

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Let's find out - was Mousetrap a Lee Evans film?

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No! Bad luck.

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Bad luck. An incorrect answer, as it turns out.

0:39:540:39:56

Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

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Your second answer, on slightly firmer ground here,

0:39:580:40:02

was 24 Hour Party People.

0:40:020:40:04

Let's find out if that's correct, and if it's pointless,

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you'll win that jackpot.

0:40:070:40:09

For £3,500, let's find out - 24 Hour Party People,

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is it a Steve Coogan film?

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It most definitely is.

0:40:150:40:17

Now, your first answer, Mousetrap, was incorrect.

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Your second answer, bang on the money,

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taking you down through the 30s, through the 20s, into the teens.

0:40:210:40:24

24 Hour Party People. Now into the single figures,

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down it goes...

0:40:260:40:27

2!

0:40:270:40:28

That's lower than I thought.

0:40:300:40:31

That's a very, very respectable answer. Great score.

0:40:350:40:39

Sadly, not pointless.

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So, only one more chance to win.

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It's all riding on your third and final answer.

0:40:430:40:45

This was, though, to be fair,

0:40:450:40:46

the answer you thought was your best shot at a pointless.

0:40:460:40:49

So, let's find out - for £3,500,

0:40:490:40:53

is Around The World In 80 Days a Steve Coogan film?

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It is.

0:40:590:41:00

Mousetrap was incorrect, 24 Hour Party People,

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absolutely correct, and took you down to 2.

0:41:030:41:06

Now, this Around The World In 80 Days, takes you...

0:41:060:41:09

Oh! 7!

0:41:090:41:10

Bad luck.

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Two very good answers there, two fantastic scores as well,

0:41:190:41:22

but sadly, none of them are pointless,

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which I'm afraid means you don't win today's jackpot of £3,500.

0:41:250:41:28

That'll roll over onto the next show.

0:41:280:41:30

We enjoyed having you on the programme,

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you've done such a good job.

0:41:310:41:33

You get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so well done.

0:41:330:41:35

Thank you. We've loved being here.

0:41:350:41:37

Sorry, Suzanne and Gary.

0:41:440:41:45

You've been brilliant for two shows, great fun as well.

0:41:450:41:48

Thanks so much for coming on.

0:41:480:41:49

Mousetrap - the film you were thinking of was Mouse Hunt,

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which would have scored you 9 points, a Lee Evans film.

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Let's take a look at the pointless answers for all of them.

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Omid Djalili, his biggest films would have been The Mummy and Gladiator,

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but he was pointless answers for the Ant and Dec film Alien Autopsy,

0:42:010:42:04

he was in Sex And The City 2 - some people might have got that.

0:42:040:42:08

He was with Jude Law in Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow,

0:42:080:42:10

and he's also got a part in The World Is Not Enough,

0:42:100:42:13

the Bond movie.

0:42:130:42:14

Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:140:42:16

Lee Evans...

0:42:160:42:18

His biggest film was There's Something About Mary,

0:42:180:42:20

but these are all pointless - Freeze Frame, Plotz With A View,

0:42:200:42:23

The Ladies' Man and Vacuums.

0:42:230:42:25

Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:250:42:27

For Steve Coogan, these were the pointless ones.

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He stars with Anne Hathaway in Ella Enchanted,

0:42:300:42:33

In The Loop, which is the film version

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of The Thick Of It, the TV show, Marie Antoinette,

0:42:340:42:37

and he gives a voice performance in Marmaduke,

0:42:370:42:40

the live action version of Marmaduke.

0:42:400:42:42

Well done if you said any of those at home,

0:42:420:42:44

and hope none of them rang a bell here.

0:42:440:42:46

Thanks very much.

0:42:460:42:47

Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Suzanne and Gary,

0:42:470:42:49

but we've loved having you on the show.

0:42:490:42:51

Thank you for playing - great contestants.

0:42:510:42:53

Sadly, Suzanne and Gary didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:560:42:58

meaning it rolls over onto the next show,

0:42:580:43:00

where we'll be playing for £4,500.

0:43:000:43:03

Join us then to see if someone wins it.

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-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

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And it's goodbye from me - goodbye.

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