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Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to Pointless,

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where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players.

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-And couple number one...

-Hi, I'm Enfys. This is my boyfriend Sion. We're from Cardiff.

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-Couple number two...

-I'm Ollie, this is Jake, from London.

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-Couple number three...

-I'm Debbie, this is Cara, from Birmingham.

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-And finally couple number four...

-I'm Ben, this is Lynn, my mum. I'm from London.

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These are today's contestants. We'll find out more about all of you as the show goes along.

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That just leaves one more person. He clearly means business as he's wearing the suit he wears in court.

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-It's my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya. Hi, everybody.

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Hiya.

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-Good day to you.

-And to you.

-We've got two returning pairs.

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Neither covered themselves with glory, but were slightly unlucky - Ben and Lynn

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and Jake and Ollie.

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What surprises me about Jake and Ollie is they're not brothers.

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They look like brothers, don't you think?

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If I was told they were brothers, I'd buy it.

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I'm very pleased with question one.

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Are you? Good. I'm pleased. Thanks, Richard.

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All our questions were put to 100 people. Our contestants need the obscure answers they didn't get.

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Everyone wants a pointless answer that none of our 100 people knew.

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Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot. Kasim and Jane didn't win last time,

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so we add another £1,000 and today's jackpot starts off at £4,000.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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I'll take an answer from each of you, but no conferring.

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The pair with the highest score will head home.

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Our first category today is Famous People.

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Can you all decide who is going to go first and who's going second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns... people with geographical names.

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-That's brilliant!

-You don't know what it is yet.

-I still like it.

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People with geographical names.

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-What is it, Richard?

-On each pass we'll describe seven people,

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all of whom have a UK town or city for a surname. Tell us their name. 14 in all to have a go at.

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So we are looking for these people described by these clues. Here's our first board of seven.

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-It reads like this...

-HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. Seven people with geographical surnames. Enfys,

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you all drew lots and you and Sion are going to go first.

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-Enfys, what do you do?

-I'm a civil servant in the Welsh Government.

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-Which bit of Welsh Government?

-Inter-governmental relations.

-Very important!

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-Which is the most difficult government for you to get on with?

-I can't say!

-We can work that out.

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What do you make of these famous people with places for surnames?

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I think I'm going to go with...

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..the star who played Dirty Den in EastEnders.

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-Er, Leslie Grantham?

-Leslie Grantham, says Enfys.

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Is it right? How many said it?

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35.

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-35 for Leslie Grantham.

-Well played, Enfys. Good start.

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-Grantham - it's a UK town.

-Yeah, it's good.

-See how it works?

-I do.

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-Now, Ollie, remind us what you do.

-I'm at Bournemouth University studying Television.

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-Television production.

-Yes.

-Have you decided which area is for you?

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I don't really know yet. It's so wide ranging, I'm enjoying it. I'm only a first year, so...

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-You've got time to narrow it down. You haven't seen anyone today?

-I'm planning on stealing their jobs!

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-That's their plan.

-Let's do this first. What are you going for?

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I'm not sure it's right, but I'll go for famous for his act with Emu.

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Rolf Harris?

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-Oh, yes, because Harris is a place.

-That was not a good sound!

-How do I know?

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Not a good sound at all.

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Yeah, I'm not going to lie about the sound. I can't fault your geography.

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-Harris is a place, though.

-It is, in Scotland. Where tweed comes from, among many other places as well.

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Anyway, Rolf Harris says Ollie for Emu. Is that right? How many said it?

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Oh, bad luck, Ollie. I'm really sorry. That's an incorrect answer and scores the maximum 100 points.

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Sorry, Ollie. It is a place and the initials fit, but not correct.

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Now then, Debbie. What do you do up in Birmingham, Debbie?

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-I work at a museum.

-Do you? What kind of museum?

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-It's a needle museum in Redditch, but it's near Birmingham.

-A needle museum?

-Yes, that's right.

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LAUGHTER

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-I... That sounds great. What...what...?

-LAUGHTER

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So it's a history of weaving and knitting?

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It's more about how the needles were made. Redditch used to make 90% of the world's needles.

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-And it's in an old mill building.

-I had no idea.

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-What's the best needle you've got?

-The one I like to show people is the largest needle in the world.

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-How big is it?

-Er...probably about six foot.

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-Wow. That's your kind of size of needle.

-That's a big needle. Is that not just a sword?

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-No, it's actually a needle.

-Has it got an eye?

-Yes.

-What do you thread it with - rope?

-I don't know.

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-I've never used it.

-Why have a six-foot needle?

-Apparently, for mattress buttons.

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Of course. Yes.

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-How do you feel about this board of people?

-Not the best.

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I think I only know two.

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I'm going to go with the Olympics one and say Allan Wells.

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Allan Wells, says Debbie. Is it right? How many said it?

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It's right.

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21.

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Best score so far, Debbie, for Allan Wells.

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Well played, Debbie. He started out as a long jumper and triple jumper before turning to the sprint.

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-And then coached the British bobsleigh team.

-Good for him!

-Yeah.

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Now then, Ben, welcome back. Last time, what happened?

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-We left after about five minutes.

-Round One!

-I know!

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-Funnel gate. I don't know what that was about.

-My brain turned to gravy. It was just awful.

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It was words ending "nel" and Ben gave us funnel. A good word.

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For some reason, the 100 people all seemed to remember it.

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-So, Ben, remind us what you do.

-I'm a video game PR, so I tell people how good video games are.

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-That's fun. So you have to spend an appreciable part of your day playing video games.

-Most of my day.

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My boss can't see my screen. If only he knew I was playing games.

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-You're the last person to have this board. Talk us through it.

-Yeah, I know a couple.

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Joe Cornish's partner, I think, is Adam Buxton.

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The President is Abraham Lincoln.

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Deborah Kerr, Burt Lancaster.

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Rod Hull, and then I don't know the bottom one.

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-So I'll go with Joe Cornish and Adam Buxton.

-Adam Buxton. Great answer. Is that right?

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How many of our 100 people said it?

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Absolutely right.

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Oh, it's a good answer. Six. Very well done indeed, Ben.

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Funnel is a thing of the past. Wonderful score there. Six.

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-That's much better, Ben.

-That feels better.

-You also took us expertly through the rest of the board.

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The US President is Abraham Lincoln. That would have scored you 46.

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The actor is Burt Lancaster. That would have scored you 25.

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Emu is Rod Hull. 59 points.

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Do you know the American singer? It's a town in Lancashire.

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-Michael Bolton.

-Oh, Michael Bolton!

-That would have scored you seven.

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-But I love this round. All their surnames are towns.

-All places.

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-It's good. You've done well.

-Thank you. And seven more to come!

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I can't wait.

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-Before we do that, I'll tell them what the scores are.

-OK.

-Then we'll pop them up on the board.

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-We should have done that before.

-Yeah. No, I kind of do. I'll try to do it in 30 seconds.

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-I'll time you.

-OK. Let's take a look at the scores.

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-Six was the best score. Well done, Ben. Then up to 21.

-10 seconds.

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Up to 35, Enfys and Sion. Then Ollie and Jake on 100.

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Jake, we need a low score from you.

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-OK, let's come back down the line. Can the second players take their place at the podium?

-29 seconds!

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-29 seconds.

-Ah, get in!

-How about that?

-That was good. It was a bit rushed,

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-a bit tatty.

-Better than usual.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, we'll put seven more clues up and here they are. I can't wait.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one last time.

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We want the geographical surnames of the people in these clues. Lynn, you want the one the fewest people knew.

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You're in a very comfortable position thanks to Ben's expert answering. Remind us what you do.

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-I'm retired.

-Remind us what you did.

-I worked in a pet shop with no pets.

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It wasn't an unqualified success.

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They sold out. Did brilliantly.

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-A pet shop with no pets. A pet supplies shop.

-Yes, basically.

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Now this is your board. All yours. Dive in, take your pick.

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I'm going to go for the Frank Muir one. The thinking man's crumpet.

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-I think it's Joan Bakewell.

-Joan Bakewell, says Lynn. Joan Bakewell.

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You want to be scoring 93 or less with this to avoid becoming the new high scorers. Let's see.

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Is Joan Bakewell right? How many said it? There's your red line.

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You've done it.

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19.

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19 for Joan Bakewell. Takes your total up to 25.

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A small market town in the Derbyshire dales. Bakewell. Joan Bakewell.

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-She's 80! She looks amazing on it.

-No!

-Yeah.

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Wow.

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There you go. Cara, welcome. What do you do, Cara?

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I'm a quality assurance officer in the Cancer Research UK clinical trials unit.

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-Wow. How long have you done that?

-Only six months. Quite new to it.

-What an amazing job, though.

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-It's really interesting.

-Now what about this board?

-I'm going to play it safe.

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A choice of two. I'm going to go with...British Formula 1 driver.

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-Lewis Hamilton.

-Lewis Hamilton. Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many said it.

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Here's your red line. Nice and high.

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You're through.

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41.

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62, your total.

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Well played, Cara. Safely through. Lewis Hamilton. Hamilton. It's in South Lanarkshire.

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There you are. That's good. Thanks very much.

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-Now Jake. Oh, Jake... Did you know Rod Hull?

-No, I didn't know Rod Hull.

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-OK. Remind us what you do.

-I'm in a gap year at the moment. Starting uni in September.

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-What are you studying?

-Politics and Modern History.

-Good, good. What are your hobbies?

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I play football, I'm quite into music. That's about it.

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-You know what you have to do.

-I know.

-Score low.

-I just wish I could!

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And hope Sion is panicking. He looks pretty placid.

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LAUGHTER

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I knew Lewis Hamilton and I should know the top one. I will know it when I see it.

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My mum loves Strictly Come Dancing and I should know that as well,

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but I can't bring either of them to mind, so I'm going to have to have a guess and go for...

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Barry Carlisle for the top one.

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-The excellent...

-LAUGHTER

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The late, lamented Barry Carlisle.

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Well, let's find out.

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-Belinda's dad, essentially.

-Yeah!

-OK, well, let's find out. Barry Carlisle.

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Is it right? How many said it? No red line for you.

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-AUDIENCE GROANS

-Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh, Jake, I'm really sorry. Welcome to the 200 Club, that's all I'll say.

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-That was our secondary aim.

-We'll be in touch shortly with membership details on that.

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I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

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-Good guess, though.

-Yeah.

-Barry Carlisle - both towns in the UK.

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-Yeah. Richard loves that.

-I was happy with Lewis Hamilton - that's two towns. But Barry Carlisle!

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-Anyway, thanks. Now Sion, welcome.

-Thank you.

-Welcome to Pointless.

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-You also work for the Welsh Government.

-I do. For the Health Minister.

-Right you are.

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-I draft letters for the Health Minister.

-So you're a civil servant. What do you make of this board?

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I'm so happy that they got the last question wrong. That's the only one I know.

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Which is the top one. And I think it's Bing Crosby.

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Bing Crosby. Bing Crosby.

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There's no red line, but let's see how many people said Bing Crosby.

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It's right.

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57.

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Good enough. 92's your total, Sion, and you're through.

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Well played, Sion. Sorry, Jake and Ollie. Bing Crosby the answer there.

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-How are you on the rest of these?

-Um...I'm not brilliant.

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It's not playing to your strengths.

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Do you know the bottom one? Circumnavigated the globe? Big scorer.

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-Sir Francis Chichester.

-Oh, yeah.

-Would have scored 33. The partner of Lisa Riley was Robin Windsor.

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10 points. The men's 10,000 metres world record was broken by David Bedford.

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That would have scored six. The best answer - the architect who designed the Clore Gallery.

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James Stirling. Three points. Very well done if you said that or got all of those.

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Thank you, Richard. Well, there we are. The pair who are leaving are Jake and Ollie.

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Returning pair, the brothers.

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-LAUGHTER

-We thought you were going to go to the final and lift the jackpot.

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-So did we, so did we.

-Dear, oh, dear.

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I'm afraid with Barry Carlisle that wasn't going to happen.

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Anyway, I'm sorry we say goodbye so soon. Great contestants. Thanks for playing.

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But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

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So we're down to three pairs. After this round, we get rid of another pair, which is very sad.

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Cara and Debbie, nice middle line.

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Enfys and Sion, sailing a little bit close to the wind, but you did it.

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Ben and Lynn, that was just wonderful. Ben, the lowest scorer, and Lynn, the second lowest.

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You are the pair to beat. Our category for Round Two is... the Olympics.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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Let's find out what the question is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many teams who took part in the 2012 Olympic football tournament as they could.

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Teams in the 2012 Olympic football tournament, Richard.

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Any nation, apart from Great Britain, who took part in the men's or women's football tournaments

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at the 2012 Olympics. Any men's or women's teams. Very best of luck.

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Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Enfys.

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-Did you watch a lot of 2012?

-The Olympics, yes.

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-Not the year.

-The Olympics, yes. The football not so much.

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-Right. So it's going to be an informed guess.

-It is going to be an informed guess.

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I'm trying to think of ones a little less obvious. I'm going to go...Mexico.

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Mexico, says Enfys. Is that right? If it is, how many people said Mexico?

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Slight nod from Sion there. Yes, it's right.

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It's a good answer. 12! Well done, Enfys.

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I think that'll do.

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-Well played. They actually won the gold medal.

-Oh, did they?

-Yeah, the men's tournament.

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Thanks, Richard. Now, Debbie. Debbie, how's this for you?

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Well, I went to two of the ladies games, so I know who played in those,

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but I don't know how low they'll be so I'm going to go for...

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-Canada.

-Canada, says Debbie. Is that one of the games you watched?

-Yeah.

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Let's see if that's right. We know it is! How many said it?

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12 is our low score so far from the gold medal winners.

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19 for Canada.

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That fell nicely, Debbie, didn't it?

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-They got bronze in the women's tournament.

-Thanks, Richard. Now Ben... Ben.

-Mm-hm.

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-What are you going to go for?

-Well, the only way I remember is there was a problem with the flag.

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And I think it was involving the North Korean team, so I'm going to say North Korea.

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North Korea, says Ben. Is that right? How many said it?

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It's right!

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It's right. Well, 19 is our high score, 12 is our low.

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North Korea... Down to nine! Very well done, Ben.

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Good remembering skills.

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Nine.

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Well played, Ben. Sometimes it's about knowing what's in the news. You can still do well.

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-They showed the wrong flag and they protested vociferously.

-Thanks. Let's take a look at the scores.

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Nine our lowest score. Very well done, Ben. Ben and Lynn can relax a little bit with that.

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Then up to 12, Enfys and Sion. And 19, Debbie and Cara. Very tightly grouped there,

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but, Cara, you are out in front. We need a low score.

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We'll come back down the line. Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, Lynn. Ben did very well there.

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Very, very well. Did you watch the football?

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-I don't watch football.

-Did you watch any of the Olympics?

-A little bit.

-Any football?

-No!

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-OK, so it's going to be another complete guess.

-Yes.

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I'm going to go for...Jamaica.

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Jamaica, says Lynn. Here comes your red line.

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Quite low. Will Jamaica get you down there?

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Oh, Lynn!

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Oh, bad luck. I'm sorry to say that's an incorrect answer. Takes your total to 109.

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Sorry, Lynn. Great footballing nation, but not in the Olympics. It might not be the last 100 we see.

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-Thanks. Now, Cara, you also play football.

-Yeah.

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-So it's fair to assume you follow it?

-No, I don't.

-OK.

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-I watch rugby, not really football.

-Right.

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I've got an inkling. I didn't go with Debbie to any matches, sadly.

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-But I'm going to go for Japan.

-Japan. Debbie's nodding. It seems good.

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The high scorers on 109 are Lynn and Ben. 89 or less sees you through.

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Let's see if Japan scores that. There's your red line.

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It's right. And you're through.

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21.

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21 for Japan takes your total up to 40.

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Well played, Cara. The women are world champions. They got silver and the men came fourth.

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Thanks. Now, Sion.

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-How are you feeling about this?

-OK.

-You seemed quite authoritative when Enfys said Mexico. You nodded.

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-Yes.

-In a very subtle way. The nod of someone who knows what they're talking about.

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You're on 12. If you can score 96 or less, you are through to the next round.

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I'm thinking about being safe. But you're only on Pointless twice, so I'm thinking...

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-I'll go for South Korea.

-South Korea, says Sion. Here comes your red line. Nice and high.

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Below that, you're in the Head to Head. Is it right? How many said it?

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It's right and you're through.

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Look at that! Eight! That just happens to be the best score of the round, Sion. Eight.

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Takes your total up to 20. Well done.

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Good answer. If you'd followed Ben's lead, Lynn, you'd be safe. The men won bronze.

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Debbie, who were the other teams you saw?

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I saw USA-Japan and I saw Britain play Canada.

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You chose the best answer out of those.

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USA would have scored you 57. Japan we've already seen.

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There's four pointless answers.

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Belarus qualified for the men's tournament, Colombia in the women's,

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Gabon also in the men's tournament and quarter-finalists in it were Honduras. Also pointless.

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Well done if you said them. Let's look at the top answers that most people said.

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Spain with 52,

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USA with 57

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France right up at the top there with 60.

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Thank you, Richard. So I'm afraid it's Ben and Lynn, our second returning pair. Oh, off you go.

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Cruel Pointless. So good in the first round. I'd barely finished complimenting you

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when in came Jamaica. I'm so sorry. We have to say goodbye to you.

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Thanks for playing, Ben and Lynn.

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But for the two remaining pairs it's now time for the Head to Head.

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Congratulations, Cara and Debbie, Enfys and Sion. You're one step closer to playing for the jackpot,

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which currently stands at £4,000.

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Turning into a nice jackpot.

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To decide who plays for that, you now go Head to Head, but you're now allowed to confer.

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The first pair to win two questions will play for that money. Let's play the Head to Head.

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OK, here comes your first question and it concerns... stringed instruments.

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Stringed instruments, Richard.

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-We'll show you five pictures of stringed instruments. Can you name the most obscure?

-OK, thanks.

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Let's reveal our five stringed instruments.

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There we are. Five stringed instruments. Cara and Debbie, you get to go first.

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We're going to go for B. We think it's a sitar.

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-B, a sitar. Now, Enfys and Sion, what are you going to go for? Want to talk us through the board?

-Yep.

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If I can!

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A I think is mandolin.

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C is banjo.

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-D...

-Not too sure on D.

-Not too sure.

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E is electric guitar. And B is a sitar.

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-So we'll go with A?

-Yeah.

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-Go with A, mandolin.

-A, mandolin. We have sitar and mandolin.

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Cara and Debbie said sitar. Is that right? How many of our 100 people said sitar?

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It's right.

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36.

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Now then, Enfys and Sion have said mandolin for A. Is mandolin right?

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How many people said mandolin?

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Oh! Bad luck, I'm afraid. Not a mandolin.

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Which means Cara and Debbie are up one-nil.

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Not a mandolin. It's a lute.

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-Ah.

-If it's any consolation, I thought the first three were all mandolin.

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The first one, "Mandolin." The second one, "That's a mandolin!" Third one, "Oh, mandolin."

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I was wrong on every single one. So A is a lute.

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B we've seen is a sitar. C is a banjo.

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Would have scored you 72 points.

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-Do you know D?

-A zither?

-It's a balalaika.

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-Oh, a balalaika.

-That would have scored three.

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-And E is an electric guitar. That would have scored you 89 points.

-Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

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Here comes your second question. Enfys and Sion have to win this. Good luck. It concerns...

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Superheroes.

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-Superheroes, Richard.

-We'll name five superheroes all featured in films,

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but in anagram form. Can you unscramble them?

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Thank you. Let's reveal our five superheroes. And here they are.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those one last time.

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Five superheroes in mixed-up form. Now...

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Enfys and Sion, you go first.

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OK, we'll go number three and we'll go Hellboy.

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Hellboy, say Enfys and Sion.

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Now Cara and Debbie, the board is all yours. Talk us through it.

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We knew Hellboy and we think the second one is Iron Man.

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And the bottom one is Superman.

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And I don't think we know the other two.

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So we'll go with Iron Man.

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You're going to go with Iron Man. We have Hellboy and Iron Man.

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Enfys and Sion said Hellboy. Is that right? How many said it?

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It's right.

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Ten!

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Ten for Hellboy. Cara and Debbie said Iron Man. Is that right?

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How many of our 100 people said Iron Man?

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It's right.

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Oh, very well done, Enfys and Sion. You win that one and you're back in the game. It's one-all.

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-Well played. I think you knew Practice A Mania.

-Captain America?

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It's a better score, actually. Five points. Bottom is Superman.

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That would have scored 52.

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The top one is a pointless answer. Right Doers - Nicolas Cage played him in 2007.

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It's Ghost Rider. Very well done if you said that.

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Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your deciding question.

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Whoever wins this plays for the jackpot. It concerns...

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Edinburgh.

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-Edinburgh, Richard.

-We'll give you five clues to facts about Edinburgh. The most obscure answer wins.

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-Very best of luck.

-Thanks. OK, let's reveal our five clues and here they are.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read that again.

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There we are. Five clues to facts about Edinburgh. Cara and Debbie go first.

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OK, sorry. We're going to go for the author. It's Walter Scott.

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Walter Scott, say Cara and Debbie. Enfys and Sion, talk us through it.

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-You know the top one.

-The name of the hill is Arthur's Seat, I think.

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The second one, I think, is the Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

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-I think the third one is Trainspotting.

-We don't know the Ukrainian city.

-Or the bottom one.

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-So I think we'll go with Hearts?

-Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

-Heart of Midlothian for Hearts.

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Walter Scott and Heart of Midlothian. Cara and Debbie said Walter Scott. Is that right?

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It's right.

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Very well done. 14 for the Scott Monument.

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Enfys and Sion have said Heart of Midlothian. Is that right? How many people said that?

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Well, it's right. 14 is what you have to beat.

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Oh, 43! Bad luck.

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Which means Cara and Debbie, well done. You are through to the final, two-one.

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A big score for Heart of Midlothian there. Won the Scottish Cup in 2012.

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Now you were right about Trainspotting, the Irvine Welsh novel. It would have scored you 13.

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-No way!

-Yeah. It would have seen you through to the jackpot round.

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You were also right about Arthur's Seat. And that would have scored you 11 points.

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-What?!

-It would also have seen you through. Unlucky.

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And the Ukrainian city is Kiev. That's the best answer up there. It would have scored eight points.

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-That's tough luck.

-It is tough. It really is.

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I'm afraid we have to say goodbye, Enfys and Sion,

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but on the evidence of that last question, we know you're capable of much greater things.

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Meantime, thanks for playing, Enfys and Sion.

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But for Cara and Debbie it's now time for the Pointless final.

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Congratulations, Cara and Debbie. You've seen off the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

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You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, which stands at £4,000.

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See, that's a decent-size jackpot there. You've done so well.

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So well, particularly in that last round. It was very well played.

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-What would you like to see come up?

-Ooh...

-A bit of music?

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-Yeah, music would be good.

-Any particular kind?

-Not classical.

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-Pop music from the '90s.

-Yeah, that would be great.

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OK, good. As always, you choose your category and here are your choices.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Booker Prize winners or Irish music?

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-What do you think?

-Popular Irish Music?

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-All right, yeah.

-Could be a nightmare.

-Let's go for it.

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-OK, Popular Irish Music it is. Good stuff. Richard?

-I think if you asked for pop music,

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it's a good decision. We'll give you three categories. I hope one is helpful.

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We're looking for any Top 40 UK hit by The Corrs.

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Any Top 40 hit by Thin Lizzy.

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Or any Top 40 hit by Ronan Keating.

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So any UK Top 40 single up to the end of February, 2013, by any of those three acts.

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-Very, very best of luck.

-Thanks very much indeed. As always, you've got up to one minute

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to come up with three answers. To win the £4,000, just one answer has to be pointless.

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Your answers can come from any categories - three from one, one from each, entirely up to you.

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-Are you ready?

-Yep.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now.

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-I'm really struggling!

-OK, The Corrs - Breathless. Did they have one called Runaway?

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Maybe Runaway?

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Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town. Whisky In The Jar? Was that Thin Lizzy?

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I don't know. What about that Ronan one?

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That was a Boyzone one. He did Rollercoaster. That's quite famous.

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When You Say Nothing At All. What are the Corrs ones?

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-What Can I Do?

-What Can I Do? Was that it? Shall we go for three Corrs ones?

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-What Can I Do, Breathless and Runaway?

-Do you know any more?

-Not really, no!

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I think the Thin Lizzy ones I know are probably quite famous.

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-Yeah.

-So maybe go for those three. Breathless, Runaway, What Can I Do?

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-Ronan Keating... Are you OK with those?

-Yeah.

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Ronan Keating, Rollercoaster is famous.

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-We'll stick with The Corrs, then.

-OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.

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-They're all The Corrs.

-OK.

-We'll go with Breathless.

-Breathless.

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-Runaway.

-Runaway.

-And What Can I Do?

-What Can I Do?

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Which would you nominate as your best shot?

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-Maybe Runaway.

-We'll put it last.

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-Your least likely?

-What Can I Do?

-We'll put it first.

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OK, let's put them up on the board in that order. And here they are.

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Very, very best of luck. Your first answer was What Can I Do?

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If this is correct and pointless, you will leave with £4,000. What would you do with that, Cara?

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I'm planning my civil partnership ceremony and we might need a holiday just to relieve the stress.

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-Before and after, maybe?

-Maybe a bit of both.

-Why not? Debbie, how about you?

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-Well, I've just had a baby, so it would be nice to go on a family holiday.

-Very nice.

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Best of luck. Three good answers.

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Your first answer, What Can I Do?. If it's pointless, it wins you the jackpot.

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For £4,000, was it a UK Top 40 hit for The Corrs?

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Yes, it was.

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What Can I Do? A UK Top 40 hit for The Corrs.

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If this goes to zero, you leave here with £4,000.

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Looking good. Four!

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Oh, that'll do! Four's good.

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I mean, it's not pointless, sadly, but it's a great score.

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-Promising.

-Very promising. You thought that was the best known.

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-I thought so. I don't know.

-Best of luck. Two more answers.

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Let's see. Breathless. Your second answer.

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For £4,000, was Breathless a UK Top 40 hit for The Corrs?

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Yes, it was.

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Your first answer, What Can I Do?, took us all the way down to four.

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Your second answer, Breathless, taking us into the teens...

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18!

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-Still a good score.

-It's OK.

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-18 too many!

-Not pointless. 18 too many, as you say.

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One last chance to win that jackpot of £4,000. Everything's riding on Runaway. Let's find out.

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Was it a UK Top 40 hit for The Corrs?

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Yes, it was.

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Everything is riding on this answer. What Can I Do? took us to four.

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Breathless took us down to 18.

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Runaway now... Oh, no! 18 again!

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Never mind.

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Three perfectly respectable scores. You'd be happy with that at any point in Pointless,

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-apart from in the final.

-Yes.

-I'm really sorry you didn't manage to find a pointless answer

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and don't win today's jackpot of £4,000. That will roll over, but we've loved having you

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-and you take home a Pointless trophy each. Very well done.

-Thank you.

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Well played, Cara and Debbie. Tough last category for you there.

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I think the easiest one was Ronan Keating singles. Ronan Keating fans might have done very well.

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We'll start with The Corrs. I Know My Love, with The Chieftains.

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And Would You Be Happier. Both pointless. Thin Lizzy, there's two as well.

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Do Anything You Want To and Killer On The Loose.

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And for Ronan Keating, you could have had I Hope You Dance, I Love It When We Do,

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Iris, the number four hit with Lulu, We've Got Tonight,

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a track with LeAnn Rimes, Last Thing On My Mind.

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And also The Long Goodbye. Some proper big hits there.

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Thanks. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you. Thank you for playing. Brilliant contestants.

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-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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Cara and Debbie didn't win, so the jackpot rolls over and we'll be playing for £5,000.

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-Join us then to see if someone wins it. Meanwhile, goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And goodbye from me.

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