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Thank you very much indeed. Hello. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Hi. My name's Tony. This is my friend John, and we're from Middlesbrough. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Couple number two. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Hello. My name's Jane. This is my daughter Kate, and we're from Preston. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
Couple number three. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
Hello. My name's Dave. This is my friend Erica, and we're from Cardiff. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
And couple number four. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Hello. I'm Dean. This is my brother Ryan, and we're from Cambridgeshire. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Thanks, all of you. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
We'll find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
That just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
He's got intellect, he's got glamour, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
he's a tiny little bit of spinach stuck in his teeth. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
It's my Pointless friend - it's Richard. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Hiya. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Hi, everybody. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Hello. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
-Afternoon to you. -And to you. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-Two shows in a row now we've given away the jackpot. -I know. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
How about that. They often come in threes, these things. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
-So, uh, it could be good news for someone here today. -Mmm. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Er, two returning pairs. Ryan and Dean, who did very, very well last time. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Got all the way to the head-to-head, so they'll be looking to go one step further. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
We got on that first podium, John and Tony. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
I thought they would go all the way last time, but they got knocked out in the first round. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
But I predict great things if they can get past Round One. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-Don't you think? -I think so. Thanks, Richard. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Now, all our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer - | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
that's an answer that none of our 100 people were able to give. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
And each time that happens we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Now, Kirsten and Catherine won the jackpot last time, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
so we start off today with a jackpot of £1,000. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
OK, the pair with their highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
And also, remember, you are not allowed to confer during the round itself. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
OK, our first category today... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
..is Music. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
It's music. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
OK. And the question concerns... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Song titles containing boys' names, Richard. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
On each pass, we'll show you the names of seven UK top 40 singles, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
all of which contain a boy's name. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
We just need you to tell us the name of the act who had a top 40 single with that song, please. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
There will be 14 in all to have a go at at home, so very, very best of luck. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
So, we are looking for the artists who had hits with these songs containing boys' names, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
and in the year shown. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Here's our first board. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Now, Tony and John, you all drew lots before the show, and today you are going to go first. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
Tony, welcome back. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
-You and John have known each other how long? -Ooh, 30-odd years. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
How many quizzes have you done together over the years? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-Countless... -Yeah. -..is the short answer, isn't it? Yeah. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Erm, and you've won things, haven't you? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-You won a quiz in Germany - that's all I'm saying. -We did. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
-Really? -They won a quiz in Germany. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
-Where was it? -Germany. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-LAUGHTER -Come on. Come on. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Thank you. Thank goodness. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Er, where was it in Germany? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Well, we were in Mainz and we couldn't find a quiz, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
so we went the next day in Cologne, and that's where we won it, in Cologne. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-Very good. -In an Irish pub. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
How kindly did they take to people turning up in their Irish pub and walking off with the trophy? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:10 | |
Er, actually, it was a very enjoyable experience. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
They were very good to us. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Anyway, listen - Tony, there we are. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
There's your first board. What are you going to go for? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Er, my one, I'm going to play super-safe. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
-Er, Daniel - Elton John. -Elton John, says Tony, for Daniel. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said Elton John. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
48. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-48 for Elton John. -Yeah, a number four hit for Elton John, that. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
-In German, it's... -GERMAN ACCENT -..Daniel. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
ALEXANDER LAUGHS | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
And in Newcastle, as well. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
No, that was a very good nor... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
That's, like, a Cologne accent I was doing. They're almost identical. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
If any people from Cologne were watching, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
they would have, just for a second, looked at their telly as if they were back in, er, the homeland. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:02 | |
Cos it was extraordinarily accurate. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Daniel - that's German for Daniel. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Do you know what the German for Elton John is? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-GERMAN ACCENT -Elton John? -No. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
No, it is Elton Johann. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
All right, OK. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-Thank you. -That's a pleasure. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
-Er, Kate. Have you ever been to Cologne? -I haven't, no. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Cos when you go there, that's what it's like. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Erm, what do you do, Kate? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
I'm a civil servant. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
-Can I ask which department of the civil service? -I'm afraid not, no. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
Well, that's... Well, that's me told, isn't it? Wow. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Erm, OK. Right. I... I... Good. Thank you for that. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
Er, what do you do in your spare time? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
I'm a big football fan. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
Erm, I'm a season-ticket holder for Preston North End, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
and I've been going there for over 20 years now with my mum. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Very good indeed. Now then, what about these songs with boys' names in? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
-A bit of a disaster. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Erm, I think the only one I knew is gone. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
So I think my mum's going to kill me now, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
cos I'm just going to have to do a random guess at something. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
I'm just going to have to make something up. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
And I'll go for Denis. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
-And I'll go for Kim Wilde. -Kim Wilde. OK. Kim Wilde, says Kate. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Let's see if that's right and let's see how any people said Kim Wilde for Denis. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
Is it that bad? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Bad luck, Kate, I'm afraid - Denis not by Kim Wilde, it turns out. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-That scores you the maximum of 100 points. Sorry. -Yeah, sorry, Kate. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Not Kim Wilde. And I'm not at liberty to tell you the answer, I'm afraid. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Can't, er... I'm afraid it's confidential. Classified. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Yeah. Yeah. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
I mean, presumably, there will come a time at some stage | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
when that will be unclassified, declassified. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
In 30 years' time, I'll be able to tell you who had a hit with Denis, yeah. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Er, now, Erica, welcome to the show. Great to have you here. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-What do you do, Erica? -Er, I'm a tenancy support officer. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
Very good. And how do you and Dave know each other? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Erm, we met 30 years ago in a burger bar. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
It was July 4th - Independence Day - | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
and I'd been out with a couple of friends at a party, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
and Dave had also been out with a group of friends at a party. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
And we all converged, aligned, in this burger bar, and we met that way. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
And 30 years later, here you are on Pointless. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
-30 years later. -How incredible. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
How many other people from that burger bar on 4th July have you kept up with? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-There's a few. -Yeah. There's at least three others. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-And that's...of that group. -Is the burger bar still there? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
-Yes. -No - it blew up. -It blew up, did it? -Oh, it blew up. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
-LAUGHTER -OK, there we are. -Are you sure? -Yeah. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Yes - at some time in the early hours of 5th July, 30 years ago. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
It's definitely one... It's still there or it blew up - It's one or the other, definitely. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
OK, Erica, there we are. Lots of, er... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
There are still six unanswered on that board. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
There's one I'm not sure about, | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
and I think it is, but I daren't say, just in case I'm wrong. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
But there's two on there I know. So I'll probably play safe. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
And I'll play safe with Sloop John B - the Beach Boys. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
The Beach Boys for Sloop John B, says Erica. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Let's see that's right | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said the Beach Boys. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
There we are. 30. Well done, Erica. Best score so far. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Well played, Erica. Number two hit for the Beach Boys. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Originally a Caribbean folk song, a traditional old song. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-Thinks very much. Er, now, then, Ryan. -Hello. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
For some reason, I have a feeling you're going to be very good at this round. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
-Erm, but remind us what you do. -Er, I work in film and video production. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Erm, and I do a bit of voiceover work and a bit of acting as well. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
I like the way he gestures to me for voiceover work. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-That's weird, that, isn't it? -It's good, isn't it? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Do you do voice-overs? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
-I've done a few. -I never noticed. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
But, erm, anyway. So, what sort of things have you voiced over, Ryan? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Erm, supermarket commercials, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
er, a bit of radio stuff, er, short documentaries... | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
-Erm, yeah, just... -It's fun. -Yeah, it's fun. It's good, yeah. -It's a nice gig, isn't it? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
Can you to do the rest of this in voiceover, erm, voices? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
I don't work for free - I'm sorry. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Er, whereas I, on the other hand, you know... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
-As you well know... -Yeah. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Er, now, Ryan, this board is all yours. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
I think you can probably answer the bulk of them, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
if not all of them. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Erm, there's a few I think... | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
I think The Ballad of Bonnie And Clyde is by Serge Gainsbourg. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
I'm not entirely sure. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Erm... Cotton Eye Joe is by Rednex, Denis is by Blondie, | 0:09:35 | 0:09:41 | |
and I'm not sure about the other two. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
But I think the one I'm going to go for is Cotton Eye Joe, | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
er, and that's Rednex. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Rednex, says Ryan, for Cotton Eye Joe. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said Rednex. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
It's right. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Well, 48's our high score for a correct answer, | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
so you've passed that. | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
30 our low score - you've passed that. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
10 for Rednex. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Good answer, Ryan. Good score. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Well played, Ryan. It's one of those songs that so catchy. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
I'm really hoping there's another catchy song on the next board to get it out of my head. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
That's my, er... That's my vain, I'm sure, hope. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Er, now, The Ballad Of Bonnie And Clyde - not Serge Gainsbourg. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
It was a number one hit in 1967 for Georgie Fame. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Would have scored you 9 points. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Denis - you're right - was Blondie. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
So you can see where the Kim Wilde thought came from. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
32 points for that. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Worried About Ray, at the bottom. Do you remember that one? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-That's quite a catchy song as well. -Yeah, I know it very well. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
-It's one of those... not Boo Radleys... -It's the Hoosiers. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-The Hoosiers - exactly. -The Hoosiers. -Yeah. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
That would have scored you 11 points. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
This last one is a pointless answer. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Very well done if you said Eddie Calvert. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Eddie Calvert - pointless answer. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
10 the best score of that pass, Ryan. Very well done indeed. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
That puts Dean in a very comfortable position for the next pass. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Er, then we travel up to 30 were we find Erica and Dave. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
48, Tony and John. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
And I'm afraid it's up to 100 for Kate and Jane. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Er, best of luck. We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Can the second players step up to the podium. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
OK, let's put seven more songs on the board. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
And here they are. We have got... | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
Seven songs with boys' names in the title. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Dean, you're going to try and find the lowest scoring one you know. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
-Now, welcome back, Dean. -Thank you. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Now, every so often, when we have people on the show, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
I like to play my little "looks a little bit like" game. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
-Yeah. -Oh, no. -Yeah. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
I've got a "looks a little bit like" for you, Dean. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-It is a good one. -Oh, OK. -It's a good one. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
I just wonder if you've heard it before. Simon Russell Beale. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-No. -No? -That's one of not had. -It might just be my eyes. -Yeah. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
Is that Ian Beale's dad? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
-Yeah. -HE LAUGHS | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
That's the one, yeah. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
-OK. -Yeah, no, it's good. It's a great person to look like. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-Great actor. -Yeah, great actor, certainly. Certainly that. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Er, now then, Dean, how are we feeling about these songs with boys' names in? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
I think I know all of them but one. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Erm, the one I'm going to go for is Dear John, | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
-and I think that's Status Quo. -St... Wow. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Don't know how I know that. -I was looking at that, thinking I should know it from 1982. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
I just don't. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Well, you want to score 89 or less to avoid becoming the high scorers | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
and assure yourselves a place in the next round. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Let's see if Dear John is indeed by Status Quo | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
There's your red line. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
It is. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
You're in Round Two. Very well done, Dean. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
4, Dean. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
-Take your total up to 14. -Well played, Dean. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
-They'll be strong contenders again, won't they, Dean and Ryan? -Yeah. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Yeah, so, about a letter they wrote to John Noakes once. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
There we go. Thanks very much. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Erm, Dave. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
-Dave, welcome to the show. -Thank you. -Great to have you here. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
-Erm, what do you do, Dave? -I run a housing charity in South Wales. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
Good for you. Er, now, do you and Erica work together? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-Are you in the...? No, you're not in... -We have done. -Yeah, we have. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-Oh, you have? -But not... -Coincidentally, or through friendship? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Coincidentally. -Yeah. -Oh, that's nice. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Erm, and what are your hobbies, Dave? What do you like getting up to? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Erm, I like cooking. Erm, and eating. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Erm... Erm... Music. Theatre. Lots of different things. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:50 | |
OK, and is this a...a strong suit for you, would you say? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Well, music normally is, but this round's quite tough. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
Well, thanks to Jane and Kate's high score of 100, | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
you've got a bit of a head start here. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
If you can score 69 or less, you will go through to the next round. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:10 | |
OK. Erm... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
There's quite a few on there I don't know. Er... | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
I'm going to go for Alejandro - Lady Gaga. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
Alejandro - Lady Gaga. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
There's your red line. Let's see if it's right. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Let's see if you can get below that red line with Lady Gaga. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
It's right. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Through you go, Dave. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
-APPLAUSE -27. 57 your total - very well done. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Well played, Dave. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
But so far, neither of these songs are catchy enough to get Cotton Eye Joe out of my head. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
-Oh! It's still there, spinning around like a top. -I do think you going to get... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Oh, maybe. You might. You might. Yeah. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-Anyway, erm, we'll come back to them. -Mmm. -Now, Jane. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Now, Jane, you have to achieve the impossible here. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
You have to achieve... | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
There is a scenario in which you could be in Round Two. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
It involves John, let's say, scoring 100, and you, let's say, scoring 47. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:12 | |
Or even being able to answer any. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
How do you find this board, Jane? Have we served you up a...? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
I'm quite fortunate, because there are actually only two on there that I did know, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:23 | |
and they're both still there. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-You ARE quite fortunate. -Very. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
So it's just deciding which one, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
and I'm actually to go for Ben - | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Michael Jackson. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Michael Jackson, says Jane. Michael Jackson. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
OK, no red line for you, as you're the high scorers. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Let's see if Michael Jackson is right for Ben. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
-It's right. -Whew! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
-38. -APPLAUSE | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
You have fulfilled one of the tasks in front of you, Jane. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
138 is your total. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
Yeah, well played, Jane. Did all you could there. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Michael Jackson's had quite a few top 40 singles with names in. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
He's had Robin, which was Rockin'. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
-Yeah. -He's had Diana, who was Dirty. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-Oh, I see. Yes. Yeah. -And Billie Jean, who was not his lover. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-So he's had a few. -That's right, he has. Thanks very much indeed. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Now, then. OK, John. You have a goal, a clear goal. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:20 | |
138 is the high score there, from Jane and Kate. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
You have to score 89 or less. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Now, John, remind us what you get up to. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-What occupies your time? -Well, I do a lot of quizzes. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Er, I set them, as well as attend them. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Er, so, I set a quiz every now and again. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
I used to do the works one, and I do a pub one on a semi-regular basis. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
And I've been doing that for a number of years. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
And that's my way. I go racing a lot. I like my racing. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
-Flat or National Hunt? -Both. I prefer jumps, but... -OK. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
Very good. Now, then, John, there we are. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
There's a board waiting for you just to run amok through it. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Talk us through them all, if you can. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Yeah, I think I know them all, but it's a question of picking the right one. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
I think the top one is the one I'm unsure about. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
I think it might be Ray Charles. The second one is definitely ABBA. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
But that actually could score more than 89, I think. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
I'm surprised nobody's picked The Ballad Of John And Yoko, | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
because it was The Beatles' last number one, | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
and I thought a Beatles song should have been picked. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
And I think Stan's Eminem. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
So, I think I'll go, cos it'll score less than 89, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
-I'll go for The Ballad Of John And Yoko. The Beatles. -OK. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
The Beatles, says John, for The Ballad Of John And Yoko. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Here is your red line. Nice and high. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Get below that with The Beatles, you're in Round 2. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
It's right, and you're through. Very well done, John. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Very well reasoned. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
-Ten! -APPLAUSE | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
-Ten. -HE LAUGHS | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
For The Beatles, which I can tell you is the second-lowest | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
score of the whole round. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-Joint second-lowest score. -Yeah, very well played, John. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
As you said, their last number one. Maybe people don't know. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
I think some people maybe think it's a John Lennon song rather than a Beatles song, so a low score. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
You took us through the rest of the board very nicely. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
You were even right about Hit The Road Jack. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
It was the Ray Charles version. It would have scored you 6 points. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Fernando - ABBA. Big scorer. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Wouldn't have seen you knocked out. It's only 60. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
And Stan was Eminem, and that would have scored you 35 points. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
So the best answer on the board is Status Quo. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
So very well played, Dean. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
I'm interested that we write ABBA conventionally, | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
cos quite often we...I notice that we kowtow to the whims of pop stars. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
-Like Five, who use a 5. -Yeah, 5ive. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
-Pink will use an exclamation mark. -P!nk with an exclamation mark. Yeah. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
But it's quite disrespectful, that, to put both Bs the right way around. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
I'm desperately hoping none of those four are watching, because... | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
I'm hoping Benny isn't watching. He's the B we've put the wrong way round. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-The others are fine. -LAUGHTER | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
Agnetha's going, "You got me." | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-Bjorn's saying, "I'm happy with that." -Yeah, Benny. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Anni-Frid's going, "Yeah, I got that." | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
-Benny's going... -WITH SWEDISH ACCENT -"What is happening with my B?" | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
"I used to love this show. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
"It was really good, and then suddenly the Bs are all...ugh!" | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-Eugh! -"Ugh! I don't know. You would not do this to A-ha." | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
-LAUGHTER -Now, then. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
It's the end of our first round, and I'm afraid the pair leaving us | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
with their high score of 138 are Jane and Kate. I'm so sorry. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:21 | |
You weren't far off with Kim Wilde. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
I knew who I meant - I just couldn't remember her name. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
No, that can happen. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
-Mmm. -It can happen. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
See you again next time, Jane and Kate. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Look forward to that very much indeed. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
-But in the meantime, thanks very much for playing. -APPLAUSE | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
Back to the remaining three pairs. It's now time for Round 2. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
And so three pairs remain. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
At the end of this round, we'll say goodbye to another | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
pair in time for our head-to-head round. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
Best of luck to all pairs. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Our category for Round 2 is...politics. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
Politics. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many prime ministers who | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
served during a queen's reign as they could. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Prime ministers who served during a queen's reign, Richard. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
Yes, simply looking for anyone who served as UK prime minister | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
during the reign of Queen Elizabeth II or Queen Victoria. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Now, John. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
-How good's your history? -I'm OK, yeah. Not too bad. -Yeah, good. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
-Of course he's good at that. Quizzes. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
He's just working out on the John Rolodex which of those is going to | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
be the lowest-scoring. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
-Come on, John. Let's give us a Cologne answer. -Right. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
-I think I'll go for Alec Douglas Hume. -Alec Douglas Hume, says John. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:54 | |
Let's see if that's right. If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Alec Douglas Hume. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
It's right. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
-Ten! -APPLAUSE | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Very well done indeed, John. Ten for Alec Douglas Hume. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Yeah, the second-shortest-serving PM of the 20th century. Just 363 days. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
At the start of his prime ministership, | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
he wasn't a Member of the House Of Commons or the House Of Lords. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
He gave up his seat in the Lords and wasn't a Member of the House Of Commons yet. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
So he was prime minister without sitting in parliament at all. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-It's good going, isn't it? -That is! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
So, what - they had to find a seat to parachute him into? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Yeah, he had a special, erm...yeah, like one of those camping chairs. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:40 | |
-LAUGHTER -That someone found in their boot. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
-Good. -So he sat in there for a bit. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
-And he had his drinks on a little cooler. -Well, that's nice. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
At least he was looked after. Comfortable. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-He was comfortable. He had a windbreak as well. -LAUGHTER | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-He'd want it. Erica. -HE LAUGHS | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
Sorry, I've caught you by surprise there. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
You thought we were just going to bang on for another half hour. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Like that was going to happen! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -Yeah. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
I'll go with the Welshman. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-Jim Callaghan. -Jim Callaghan, says Erica. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said Jim Callaghan. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
It's right. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
Well, ten was Alec Douglas Hume. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-34 for Jim Callaghan. -APPLAUSE | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
-34. Was Jim Callaghan a Welshman? -Jim Callaghan? Yeah. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
He was an MP in Cardiff, wasn't he? Yeah. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Born in Portsmouth, though, so nominally English. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
-Dean. -Yeah. -HE CHUCKLES | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Erm...what are you thinking? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Erm...not my strongest area, I have to say. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
I'm going to say Edward Heath. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Edward Heath, says Dean. Edward Heath. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Edward Heath. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
It's right. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-42. -APPLAUSE | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Yes - Conservative prime minister from '70 to '74. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Stayed in House Of Commons for 27 years after he was prime minister. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
I notice that everyone's going for the easy option | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
of going for prime ministers under Elizabeth's reign. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
No-one's yet had the guts to go for a Victorian prime minister, have they? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Not yet. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
-That'd be quite a person who did that. -I think. -Maybe second pass. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
-I think Tony will. -Oh, Tony definitely will. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
If Tony doesn't come up with a Victorian prime minister, I will be shocked. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
I'll be shocked. Look at him. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
-He's got hundreds of them. -Soon he might have to! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's check the scores. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Ten the best score. John, very well done. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Puts you and Tony in a very strong position. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Then up to 34, where we find Erica and Dave. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Up to 42, where we find Dean and Ryan. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
So, Ryan, we need a low score from you. Best of luck with that. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
We'll come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
So, Ryan, we are looking for the name of any prime minister who | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
served during either the reign of Queen Victoria or | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Queen Elizabeth II. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
This is probably going to be a very obvious one, but I have to say Gordon Brown. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
OK. Ryan is going to say Gordon Brown. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
You're the high scorers, so there's no red line, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
but let's see how many of our 100 people said Gordon Brown. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
-62. -APPLAUSE | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-Oh, dear. -104 your total. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
Yes - Labour prime minister from 2007 to 2010. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
It'd be interesting if we do Pointless for many, | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
many years to come - say we're doing it in 15, 20 years' time - | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
I suspect his recognition ratings might slide quite rapidly. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Unlike some others, I suspect he might become one of the forgotten prime ministers. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
-Gordon Brown? -Yeah. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
He'll become a Pointless emblem. Interesting. Thank you, Richard. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
Now, Dave. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
We have a target - 104 is the high water mark. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
You're on 34, so a score of 69 or less sees you through. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
Erm... | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
-I'm going to say Winston Churchill. -Winston Churchill, says Dave. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Winston Churchill. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
There's your red line. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
Very well done. You're through. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
-46. -APPLAUSE | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
46 takes your total up to 80. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
He coincided with the Queen during his second spell, from '51 to '55. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
In fact, he was prime minister when she took to the throne. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
Thanks, Richard. Now, then, Tony. There you are on ten. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
The high scorers are Ryan and Dean on 104. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
93 or less will see you through to the head-to-head. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Talk us through your thoughts. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
OK. My thoughts are that I will definitely not be | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
going for a Victorian. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
-Although I might have a couple of answers, if I'm allowed to say them. -You can say them. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
I perhaps might have gone, had I had to risk it, | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
would have been Gladstone or Disraeli. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
-But I'm going to go for Harold Wilson. -Harold Wilson, says Tony. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
Here's your red line. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Get below that red line, you're in the head-to-head. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Let's see if Harold Wilson can get you down there. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Most certainly he can. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-45. -APPLAUSE | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
-45 takes your total up to 55. -Well played, Tony. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Twice prime minister, of course, Harold Wilson. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
If you'd said Gladstone, would have scored you 16 points. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Would have been a better answer. And Disraeli would have scored you 26 points. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
Let's take a look at the Pointless answers. There's a few of them. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Lord John Russell would have been a Pointless answer. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
I know some people who are very, very good on prime ministers and history and stuff. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
The Earl of Derby would have been a pointless answer. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
The 5th Earl of Rosebery would have been a Pointless answer as well. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Also Viscount Melbourne was a Pointless answer. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
So very well done if you said him. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Let's take a look at the top three answers - | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
the ones that most of our 100 people said. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
David Cameron would have scored you 80. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
Margaret Thatcher would have scored you 82. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
And right at the top, Tony Blair, beating Thatcher - 86 for Tony Blair. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
At the end of our second round, the pair heading home... They were head-to-headers last time. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
This time, they have a high score of 104 at the end of our second | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
round, so we have to say goodbye. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
Ryan and Dean, I'm really sorry. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
I thought you were going to be brilliant at this. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Well, music was a dream category to come up the first round, but then | 0:27:27 | 0:27:32 | |
as soon as I saw Prime Ministers, I just thought, "We're going home." | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -So, yeah. Not our strong point. -OK. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
Sorry we have to say goodbye. It's been great having you on the show. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
-Thanks so much for playing. -Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
Congratulations, John and Tony, Dave and Erica. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for the jackpot, | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
which currently stands at £1,000. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
We have to decide who'll play for that money, | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
and to do that, you're now going to go head-to-head - | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
the difference being you are now allowed to confer. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
So best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:28:19 | 0:28:23 | |
..children's TV. Children's TV, Richard. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
We're going to show you five clues - facts about children's television shows. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
-Can you give us the most obscure answer? -Thanks very much. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
Let's reveal our five clues. And here they are. We have got... | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
John and Tony, you played best throughout the show so far, | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
so you will go first. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:23 | |
-I know Po. -Is that right? -Yeah. -Want to go Po or do you want...? -No, no. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:31 | |
THEY SPEAK INDISTINCTLY | 0:29:31 | 0:29:36 | |
-Going to go Po. -If you're sure, you can go for it. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:40 | |
I'm going to... Do you know another one? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
THEY SPEAK INDISTINCTLY | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
Right. Yeah, we've had a bit of a debate. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
We could guess one but we'll play safe | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
and we'll go for Todd Carty played Tucker Jenkins in Grange Hill. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:57 | |
Grange Hill, say John and Tony. Grange Hill. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
Now, Dave and Erica, the rest of the board is yours. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
-Do you want to fill it in? -THEY LAUGH | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
-Erm...first presenters of SM:TV would be Ant and Dec, right? -Aye. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:12 | |
-I also thought... -The teddy bear puppet's Andy Pandy? -No. -No? | 0:30:12 | 0:30:17 | |
No. It's, erm, Sooty. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
-Harry Corbett? -Sooty. Sooty. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
-Hmm? -Sooty. -Sooty. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
Teddy bear puppet, first appeared on screen in 1952 with Harry Corbett - Sooty. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:31 | |
You're going to go for Sooty. We have Grange Hill and we have Sooty. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
Now, John and Tony have said Grange Hill. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
Let's see if that's right, and let's see how many people said Grange Hill. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
Ooh, that's high. 80 for Grange Hill. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
Dave and Erica, meanwhile, have said Sooty was the teddy bear puppet, | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
first appeared on screen in 1952 with Harry Corbett. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
Let's see how many people said that. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
It's right. And it wins you the point. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
-69 for Sooty. -APPLAUSE | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
Which means, Dave and Erica, after one question, you are up 1-nil. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
Our 100 know their kids' TV, don't they? Big scores there. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
You know, since 1952, the first appearance of Sooty, | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
there's been over 6,000 Sootys. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
-6,000 real, official Sootys, on the TV and live stage shows. -Wow. -Yeah. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:23 | |
There must be a grim sight somewhere. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
That's a lot of...there must be a Sooty mountain somewhere. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
Now, let's look at the rest of these. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
Guys, if you'd had to guess a Teletubby, which one would you have gone for? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
-Po. -Po would have won you the point. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
It's the right answer. Would have scored 44. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
The first presenters of SM:TV Live were Ant and Dec. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:45 | |
Another big scorer - would have scored you 50. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
-And Mr Sage and Mr Onion. What show was that on? -Live And Kicking. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
Live And Kicking, yeah. And would have scored 4 points. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
Best answer on the board by a mile. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:55 | |
-In fact, they were jumping around to Cotton Eye Joe. -Were they? | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -I'd literally just got Cotton Eye Joe out of my head! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:01 | 0:32:02 | |
-Now it's back. -Yeah? There you go. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:07 | |
So after one question, Dave and Erica are up 1-nil, which means | 0:32:07 | 0:32:10 | |
John and Tony, you have to win this next question to stay in the game. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
Best of luck with that. It concerns... | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
Actors In Vietnam War Films. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
Actors in Vietnam war films, Richard. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
Going to show you five images now of actors appearing in films connected to the Vietnam War. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:26 | |
Can you give us the most obscure name of these actors, please? | 0:32:26 | 0:32:29 | |
OK, thanks very much. Let's reveal our five actors. And here they come. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
There we are. Five actors appearing in films about the Vietnam War. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
Now, Dave and Erica, you will go first this time. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
-Do you want to have a closer look? -E is Bruce Dern. -Yeah. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Let's go for him, then. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:04 | |
-SHE MUTTERS -The Irish guy... British guy... | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
I know. The one from the IT Crowd. Bruce Dern. Go for Bruce Dern. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
-Yep. -OK? -Yep. E. Bruce Dern. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:17 | |
Bruce Dern, say Dave and Erica. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
John and Tony, do you want to talk us through the rest of the board? | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
Yeah, unfortunately we were going to go for Bruce Dern | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
cos that, I think, will certainly score the lowest points. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
We've got Marlon Brando, Robin Williams, Chris O'Dowd | 0:33:29 | 0:33:33 | |
and Charlie Sheen. But I don't think we'll beat... | 0:33:33 | 0:33:38 | |
I don't think we'll beat Bruce Dern. We'll go for... | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
-We'll go for Charlie Sheen. D. -OK. D, Charlie Sheen, say John and Tony. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:46 | |
we have Bruce Dern and Charlie Sheen. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
Dave and Erica say Bruce Dern. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:54 | |
It's right. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:55 | |
Wow! Look at that! One for Bruce Dern. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
-John and Tony, you reckon that was going to be the lowest scorer. -Yeah. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:12 | |
You'll to struggle to get lower than that, | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
but you said D, Charlie Sheen. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
Let's see if that's right. How many people said it? | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
It's right. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
33. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:27 | |
Very well done, Dave and Erica. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
After only two questions, you are through to the final, two-nil. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
That's very nicely played by Erica there. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
That was a real killer blow with Bruce Dern. The best answer up there. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:43 | |
Marlon Brando is A, in Apocalypse Now. He would have scored 25 points. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:50 | |
Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam... | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
Looks a little bit like David Cameron. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
He does a bit. 74 points. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
Then Chris O'Dowd in The Sapphires, | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
about an Aboriginal girl group who entertain the troops in Vietnam. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
He would have scored ten. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
And we've seen the other two there. Bruce Dern the best answer. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
-Very well done if you said Bruce Dern at home. -Thanks, Richard. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round is John | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
and Tony. You've done so well, right the way through to the head-to-head. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:19 | |
Consistent low scoring. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
Nothing wrong with your answers. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
And I think you knew lower scoring answers, didn't you, | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
on that first board. You could have won that point. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
We could have said Po, but we just decided that, so... | 0:35:29 | 0:35:33 | |
Which means, John and Dave, we say goodbye. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
It's been brilliant having you. Thank you for playing. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
-Great contestants, John and Tony. -APPLAUSE | 0:35:38 | 0:35:42 | |
But for Dave and Erica, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
Congratulations, Dave and Erica. You fought off the competition | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
You have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
At the end of the show, the jackpot stands at £1,000. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
Well, you've seen off a couple of seasoned quizzers, two-nil, | 0:36:07 | 0:36:12 | |
in the head-to-head to come through. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
Don't ask us how. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:15 | |
Well, you've done incredibly well, is how. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
As always, you start this round off by choosing a category | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
and you have four options. They are: | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
What's it going to be, funny men or Navratilova? | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
SHE MUTTERS | 0:36:36 | 0:36:37 | |
-So do you want to go acting funny men, then? -Yes. -Acting funny men. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
Acting funny men. Richard? | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
Good luck. We'll give you three options. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
We're looking for any film made for or cinema | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
release before the start of October 2013 starring any of the following: | 0:36:46 | 0:36:51 | |
So any film for which one of those three received an acting credit | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
according to IMDB before the start of October 2013. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:05 | |
As always, no TV films, short films, documentaries. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
Just credited performances in feature films. Very, very best of luck. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
Thanks very much. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
and all you need to win that jackpot of £1,000 is for just | 0:37:16 | 0:37:19 | |
one of the answers to be pointless. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
The answers can come from any of these categories. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
You can spread across the categories as you like. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
They can be one from each, two from one - entirely up to you. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
-Are you ready? -Yep. -Yep. -OK. Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:34 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
All right... Matt Lucas, um... | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
Was he in Bridesmaids? | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
I think he was in Bridesmaids. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
Stephen Fry, was it the Oscar Wilde | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
-film? -Yeah. -Was it called Oscar? | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
-Oscar. -John Cleese. What's the one with the Wanda film? | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
-Or what about time? -Yeah, I know | 0:37:53 | 0:37:57 | |
-the one... -A Fish Called Wanda. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
Fish Called Wanda. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:00 | |
-Time Bandits. -Time Bandits. SHE MUTTERS | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
Yeah, Time Bandits I think will | 0:38:04 | 0:38:05 | |
-probably be more... -OK. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
-Do you want to go Time Bandits for Stephen Fry... -Yeah. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
-Bridesmaids for Matt Lucas... -Stephen Fry. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
Sorry, Stephen Fry, Oscar. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:14 | |
John Cleese, | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
-Time Bandits. -Time Bandits. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Matt Lucas, | 0:38:19 | 0:38:20 | |
-Bridesmaids. -Bridesmaids. OK. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
-You're happy with that? -Yeah. -OK. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
Well, stop the clock. There we are. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
So you've got your three answers. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
Remind me what they are. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:29 | |
-Matt Lucas, Bridesmaids. -Bridesmaids for Matt Lucas. -Stephen Fry, Oscar. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:35 | |
-Oscar for Stephen Fry. -And Time Bandits for John Cleese. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:41 | |
Time Bandits for John Cleese. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:42 | |
Of those, which do you think is your best shot at a Pointless answer? | 0:38:42 | 0:38:46 | |
-Time Bandits... -Matt Lucas... -Um, yeah, OK. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:50 | |
OK, you put Bridesmaids last. Least likely to be Pointless? | 0:38:50 | 0:38:54 | |
-Stephen Fry... -Stephen Fry. -OK. Stephen Fry, | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
and we'll put John Cleese in the middle in Time Bandits. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
We'll pop those up on the board, and here they come. We have: | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
Very best of luck. Your first answer was Oscar. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
This was the one you thought was least likely to be pointless. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
only one of these answers must be pointless to win that £1,000 jackpot. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:18 | |
If you were to win it, Erica, | 0:39:18 | 0:39:19 | |
what would you do with your share of that? | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
Um, it's Dave's 50th next year. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
He's renting us a villa in Spain for two weeks and all of us are going out | 0:39:25 | 0:39:30 | |
there, so I'll use my share for going up for the villa, paying extra. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:35 | |
-Dave? -Same thing. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
It'd be quite weird if you said, "Yeah, I won't be." | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
-I'll be spending it on my en suite." -I'm out of here. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
Uh, OK. Best of luck. Oscar, your first answer. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Obviously, this has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot, | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
so for £1,000, let's find out how many of our 100 people said Oscar | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
was a Stephen Fry film. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
-No! -I know. -Oh, do you? -Yeah, it's Wilde. It's called Wilde. Not Oscar. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:03 | |
Not Oscar. OK. An incorrect answer, not a pointless answer. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
Only two more shots at today's jackpot. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
Your next answer is Time Bandits. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
This is under the category of John Cleese films. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
Let's find out for £1,000 how many of our 100 people said | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
Time Bandits. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:20 | |
It's right. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:24 | |
Your first answer was Oscar which turned out to be incorrect, | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
but your second answer, Time Bandits for John Cleese, very much correct. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:32 | |
Down it goes into single figures. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:34 | |
Still going down! One. Stops on one. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
Very well done indeed, Dave and Erica. That's a great answer. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
Sadly, not a pointless answer. Everything is riding on your third | 0:40:46 | 0:40:50 | |
and final answer which is Bridesmaids. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Let's find out. This was your most confident shot at the jackpot. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
For £1,000, let's see how many of our 100 people said Bridesmaids was | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
a Matt Lucas film. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
Well, it's right. Oscar, your first answer, was an incorrect answer. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:09 | |
Your second answer, Time Bandits, | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
took us all the way down to one. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:12 | |
Your third answer, Bridesmaids, still going down. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
Oh, three! | 0:41:15 | 0:41:16 | |
Bad luck. You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
answer and you don't win the £1,000 jackpot. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
That rolls over to the next show. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
But we've really enjoyed having you, | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
and you take home a Pointless trophy each, so very well done. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Thank you. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:37 | |
That was a valiant effort. Very, very unlucky there. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:46 | |
Let's look at the pointless answers. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
For Matt Lucas, he did voiceover work in Astro Boy, | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
-he was in Plunkett & Macleane. You were in that as well. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
Yeah. Shaun of the Dead he's in. A good answer. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
Well done if you said that at home. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
And David Baddiel's The Infidel. He played a rabbi in that. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
Stephen Fry, you could have had Alice in Wonderland, | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
you could have had Bright Young Things, Spice World. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
He plays a judge in Spice World. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:08 | |
And of course he's the voice of the book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to | 0:42:08 | 0:42:12 | |
the Galaxy, the 2005 remake. It was a terrific answer if you said that. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
And John Cleese - The Great Muppet Caper you could have had. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
Splitting Heirs. You could have had Rat Race. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
Die Another Day or The World Is Not Enough. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
Very well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
There's a few that's gettable there, but terrific jackpot round. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:29 | |
Yeah, Plunkett & Macleane! I was in that as well. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
I should have remembered that. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
But two really good answers from you there. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
Really unlucky to get so close and not be leaving with the jackpot, | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
but unfortunately, we say goodbye to you, Dave and Erica. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
We've loved having you. Thank you for playing. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
Great contestants, Dave and Erica. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
Sadly, Dave and Erica didn't win our jackpot today, so it rolls | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
over onto the next show when we will be playing for £2,000. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:55 | |
Join us again, see if someone can win. | 0:42:58 | 0:42:59 | |
-It's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 |