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Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
the show where all the questions have been put to 100 people | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
and all our contestants have to do | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
is come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
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-And couple number one. -Hello, my name is Lou. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
-This is Jon, he's my husband and we're from Wigan. -Couple number two. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
Hi, I'm Dan. This is Marc and we're friends from Newcastle. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Couple number three. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Hi, I'm Joe, this is my friend Steve and we're from Worcester. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
And finally couple number four. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Hello, I'm Sarah from Cleveleys and this is my sister from Bolton. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
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Thanks to all of you, we'll find out more about you throughout the show, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
The fact that he never forgets anything means that | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
around the office we've started calling him the Elephant Man. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
-LAUGHTER -I think that's why we call him that. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
-It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. -Hiya. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
APPLAUSE Hi, everybody. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
-Hiya, how are you? -I'm very well. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
I'm really looking forward to today's show, I think | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
it's going to be a cracker. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
Er, we have two returning pairs, Steve and Joe, who did very well | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-last time, got knocked out in the head-to-head, didn't they? -Yeah. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
And Linda and Sarah, who are also very, very good. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Came across a tough category with Football Managers, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
got knocked out, but I suspect they'll do very well as well. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
You know quite often I say to you that someone in our midst has | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-a certain skill or certain job or something. -Yeah. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
There are two people on today's show, and you need to spot them | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
as you go up and down, two people on our show today are priests. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
OK, I'm going to use my... usual powers of deduction. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
That's the thing to do, just use a little... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-I'm going to ask a couple of questions, couple of leading questions. -Exactly. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
You're not allowed to ask, "Are you a priest?" But any other question | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
you're allowed to ask and then you're allowed to have a little guess. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-I'm on it. -And we keep giving away the jackpot. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Three days in a row we've given away the jackpot. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-I know, our Christmas party's going to be rubbish. -LAUGHTER | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
Oh, it'll be fun, I'll do my Elephant Man trick, we'll be fine. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
-Oh, not again. Whoa. -LAUGHTER | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Every question on Pointless has been put to 100 people before the show. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Our contestants are looking for a pointless answer, an answer that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
And each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Yes, Maitland and Andrew won the jackpot again last time, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
So, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
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OK, the pair with the highest score | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
at the end of the round will be eliminated | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
and remember there is to be no conferring during the round itself. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
OK, our first category today is... | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
World Geography. Can you all decide who's going to go first, who's going to go second. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
And whoever's going first please step up to the podium. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many capital cities | 0:03:10 | 0:03:15 | |
north of Paris as they could. Capital cities north of Paris. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, we're looking for any capital city which is north of Paris. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Has to be the capital city of a country that is a sovereign state | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
and a member of the UN, of course. Very, very best of luck. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Now then, Lou and Jon, you all drew lots before the show | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
and today you're going to go first. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Lou, welcome to the show, great to have you here. What do you do? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
I'm a newborn hearing screener. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-A newborn hearing screener? -Yes. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
-It says what it...does on the tin. -Oh, no, I see what you mean! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
No, that makes sense! I see, yes! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Sorry, I thought you were sort of born-again. I was thinking... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
I thought I'd found my first priest. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
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-No, that's these gentlemen here! -No, don't give it away! -Don't give it away! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
A newborn hearing screener, no, I understand. So how do you do that? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Oh, it's very technical. -Well, it must be, because obviously you can't ask them if they heard it. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
-No, they can't sort of wave or make little noises, no. -No. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Basically we have a little piece of machinery | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
and we play some sounds into the baby's ear and we just see | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
if the little bits inside their ears are responding to sound. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
-Ahh, little bits. -Yeah, little bits. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
-Ossicles. -And what do you do when you're not doing that, Lou? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Erm, well, we have a seven-year-old little boy, Zachary. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-So that takes up a lot of our time. -He'll be watching right now. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-He'll be watching right now, there's a lot on it. -Hi, Zachary. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
But when I'm at home I just like cake. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-Oh, what a great answer. Yes, cake. -Cake, really. -Perfect. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-Any favourite kind of cake? -All cake is good. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
All cake is good cake, never a truer word said. Now then, Lou. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Yes. -We're looking for any capital city that's north of Paris. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
I'm going to go with...Copenhagen? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
Copenhagen, says Lou. Let's see if that's right, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Copenhagen. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
It's right. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
39. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
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-I think that's sort of fine, do we think, Copenhagen? -Middle-ish. -Yeah. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Good start, Lou, especially on that first podium, it is tough. That's a good answer. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:19 | |
Yeah, it's been the capital of Denmark since 1445. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Now, Dan, welcome to Pointless, great to have you here. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
-What do you do, Dan? -LAUGHTER | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Well, believe it or not, I'm a Catholic priest. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
I think I've found our first one, Richard. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
But don't forget I said you're not allowed to say, "What do you do?" | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-HE SIGHS -You make it so hard. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
I know, you should have said something like, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
"Do you work in an office or... a church?" | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Asked that question. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Do you work in a... Do you... Are you a priest?! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
No, sorry, I can't do it, I can't do it! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Er, Dan. How long have you been a priest? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
I've been a priest now about five months, actually. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Oh, so a brand-new priest. How's it going? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
It's going really well actually, really enjoying it. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
And where's your parish? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
-It's in County Durham in the Northeast. -Excellent. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Now then, Dan, what are you going to give me | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
for a capital city north of Paris? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
Yeah, it's a tricky one. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-I think I'm going to go with Oslo. -Oslo, says Dan. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Let's see if Oslo's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Is right. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
-44 for Oslo. -APPLAUSE | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Yeah, capital of Norway of course. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
It's so far north, it was the site of the Winter Olympics in 1952. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
-Thanks, Rich. Now, Joe, welcome back. -Hello. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
-So, Joe, last time...ooh, head-to-head. -So close. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Not just head-to-head, you were our golden couple in the head-to-head. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Our lowest-scoring pair. What happened? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
It was, er, the Georges, the presidents of America that let us down. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-That's right. -Yeah. -That's right. Now, remind us what you do, Joe. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Er, I work in marketing for a sports management company. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Very good. We only had one sports round as well, didn't we? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-Yeah, it was football, wasn't it? -Yeah, Football Managers. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
-Strong round for us. -Very good. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
OK, now, Joe, what are you going to go for here? Capital cities north of Paris. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
Er, I've got three to choose one and just trying to pick out | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
the answer that's going to get us the lowest score. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-I'm going to go with Brussels. -Brussels, says Joe. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
OK, let's see if that's right, | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
It's right. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-APPLAUSE -25, very well done, lowest score so far, Joe. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
Yes, actually it's the closest world capital to Paris as well. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
It's 266 kilometres away. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Er, now then, Linda, welcome back to the show. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Now, what happened with you last time? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Er, we went out in the second round. Football Managers. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
You did very well on Football Managers. I mean, you knew your stuff on Football Managers. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
Erm, but, yes, we just had an incorrect answer there, | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-that's right. -Me. -We had Rafa Benitez, didn't we? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-That was the problem there. -I wasn't going to say. -No, it's fair enough. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
-It's... -At least it was Spanish. -Exactly, it was, exactly. Well said. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
We had Sarah and Linda on the show last time. They're sisters. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
LITTLE bit of rivalry between them, I detect, but anyway, I don't know. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
-Linda, what are you going to go for? A capital north of Paris. -Stockholm. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Stockholm. Stockholm, says Linda. Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said it. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:27 | |
Well, 44 is our high score, 25 our low. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
You've passed 44. 37 you are. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
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37 for Stockholm. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
Yeah, we're having a lovely tour of Scandinavia, aren't we, in Round One? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
It's so far north, in January it has six hours of sunlight. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-Stockholm. -Wow. Well, we're halfway through the round, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
let's take a look at the scores as they stand. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
25 the best score of that pass, Joe, very well done to you. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Then we travel up to 37, where we find Linda and Sarah, | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
up to 39, Lou and Jon. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Not that far up to 44, where we find Dan and Marc, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
but, Marc, you are the high scorers. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
So we need a nice low score from you in the next pass. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-How are you on this? Is your geography good, Marc? -Not good. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-Not a good category, really. -OK, well, very, very best of luck. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:18 | |
OK, now then. Sarah. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Sarah. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
-Was Linda a good sister all your life? -Of course. -Did she... | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
-When you were little, did you squabble at all? -No. -No. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
No, cos there's quite a gap between us, | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
so...I was just a nuisance, really. But she always looked after me. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
She looked after you, that's good. And whose idea was it to come on the show? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
Ooh... You see, can't even agree on that. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-No, I'm sure it was a joint decision. -A joint decision. No, that sounds like a very good... | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
I'm getting all the blame, especially after having the 100, so... | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Well, I have high hopes for you today. I think you're going to do... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Every time I say that people leave at the end of that round, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
but nonetheless I do have very high hopes. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
I also happen to think you're going to have a knockout capital north of Paris. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:06 | |
Reykjavik. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
'Ey, there you go! There you go. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
You're on 37, the high scorers at the moment are Marc | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
and Dan on 44, which means six or less would mean you avoid | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
becoming the new high scorers, and that's what six or less looks like, | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
there's your red line. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Let's see how far down you get with Reykjavik. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
It's good. Now, 25 is our lowest score so far. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
29. Second-lowest. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
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-That takes your total up to 66. -Very good answer, yeah, very well played. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
It's the most northerly capital city in the world, Reykjavik. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-Ooh, that is north. -That is north. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
That gets FOUR hours of sunlight a day in the winter. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
That's not enough. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
Er, thanks very much indeed. Now then, Steve. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
-Steve, welcome back. -Thank you. -Now, remind us what you do, Steve. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
I'm a town centre manager for a town called Pershore, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
based in Wychavon in Worcestershire. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Very good. Er, Pershore, sounds beautiful. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
It is very nice Georgian market town, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
-nice River Avon running through it as well and a nice abbey, so... -It sounds fantastic. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
And what, of all the things you've done, since the management | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
has been under your care, what is the thing you are most proud of? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Most proud has got to be being involved in the organisation | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
of the Pershore Plum Festival. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
The Pershore Plum Festival, I can tell you now, was a triumph. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Well, funny you say that, actually, because recently it just won the best event in the region | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
of Worcestershire for the third year in a row, so we're pretty proud. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
The Plum Festival. Please tell me it does involve actual plums. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
-It does indeed, yeah. -Good. -One of the variants, the Pershore Purple, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-hence the celebration of the local distinctiveness. -That is brilliant. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
What did you do for the Pershore Plum Festival? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Oh, it'd take you far too long to answer that! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
It's a month long celebration so, yeah, using a lot of local | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
businesses and community groups to celebrate the plum. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Do all the shopkeepers have their plums out? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
The ones that have good enough plums, yeah, they put them on show. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-Yeah. -Pop your plums out for the festival. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
It's all in the right spirit, isn't it? That's good. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
So, Steve, look, there you are, on 25. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
The highest scorers at the moment are Sarah and Linda on 66. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
40 or less sees you into the next round. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Yeah, trying to think of somewhere, obviously, cold, | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
I would have thought, the more north we go, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-so I'm going to go for Moscow. -Moscow, says Steve. Moscow. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Let's see if that's right. There's your red line. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
If you get below that with Moscow, you're in the next round. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
42, that scores you. Well, Sarah and Linda are definitely in Round Two. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:42 | |
I think you probably are. That takes you up to 67. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Another good answer in a very good round so far from everybody, just picking and choosing these capitals. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
-Yeah, over 10 million people now live in Moscow. -Wow. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. Now then. Marc. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
-Hi. -Marc, do you work in an office? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
-I don't. I'm a strippagram. -LAUGHTER | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
Oh, I was sure he was the other vicar. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Er, Marc. So, how did you and Dan meet? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Er, we studied together in seminary. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-We trained to be priests at the same time. -How long was your...training? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
-Seven years. -Seven years. -Yeah, long time. -Wow, that is a long time. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
-That's like becoming a doctor. -Doctor of the soul. -A doctor of... | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
There we are, doctor of the soul. Now, OK, Marc, you're on 44. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
The high scorers on 67 at the moment are Steve and Joe. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
What are you going to go for, capital city north of Paris? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:37 | |
I'm going to take a punt. I'm not sure if it's a capital city or not | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
but I'm going to say Luxembourg. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Luxembourg. OK, Marc has said Luxembourg. Here's your red line. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:47 | |
You have to get below that with your answer, Luxembourg. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Let's see if you can. Luxembourg, is it right? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
It is right. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
And you go through, look at that! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Three! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
-APPLAUSE -That is the best score of the round by a margin, Marc. Very well done. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:10 | |
-47 is your total. -Brilliant answer, Marc, that's a terrific answer. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-But, for an extra point, can you tell me what it's the capital of? -Luxembourg. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
It is, well done. LAUGHTER | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
It's actually the closest in latitude to Paris of anything on this list. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-Oh, he's cutting it fine! -Yeah, really fine. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-Hence the low score. -That's why he got so few points, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Very well done. Now, Jon. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Jon, welcome to the show. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Oh, it's a little bit tense at this stage! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Not a bad answer from Lou in the first pass there, but you're on 39. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
The high scorers on 67 are Steve and Joe, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
so you have to score 27 or less. Now, Jon, what do you do? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
I'm a computer systems analyst, Xander. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
What do you do in your spare time, Jon? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Er, I do a lot of sports, or I try to at least. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
There's bits of me falling off now, I'm afraid, as I get older, so I do a lot of swimming now. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
I used to play a lot of football and do some martial arts at one time. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Now then, Jon, there you are, 39. What are you going to go for? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
OK, I've got a really risky one but I'm not sure | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
if they're a member of the UN, so I think I'll stick to one of | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
my original answers, which probably aren't members of the UN either... | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
-Well, hang on! -LAUGHTER | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
-If all... -It's less risky, it's less risky. -OK. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
And I'll go for Tokyo. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-Tokyo. -Yeah, Tokyo. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
There's your red line. Get below that... | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-Lou, what do you think? Tokyo? -Erm... -Is that good cake, bad cake? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
-It's middling cake. -Middling... Ooh, my favourite kind. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Let's see if it's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said Tokyo. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh, bad luck, Jon! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Bad luck. I'm afraid an incorrect answer, which means you score | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
the maximum of 100 points, takes your total up to an unbeatable 139. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Yeah, sorry, Jon. As far north as Reykjavik is above Paris, Tokyo is about that far south of Paris. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:57 | |
-Is it really? -Yeah, a long way south, I'm afraid. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
It's interesting actually, cos I think pretty mu... | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
I think every single answer on this list is European. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
I think even somewhere like Ottawa in Canada is not further north than Paris. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
And I bet a lot of people said that. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Erm, but let's take a look at all the answers. No pointless answers at all, | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
so I have to say Luxembourg was a very, very good answer, | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
cos the best answer on the board would have only got you two points. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Let's take a look. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
Kiev in Ukraine and Astana in Kazakhstan, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
both of those would have been two points. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
There's Luxembourg with three, you would have got three for Minsk | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
in Belarus, you would have got four for Prague in the Czech Republic. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
If you go up into the Baltic you'd have got six for Vilnius, Lithuania, | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
you'd have got ten for the Latvian capital, Riga, | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
and 11 for Tallinn, which is Estonia. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Let's take a look at the top three, we've heard a couple of them already. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Moscow, 42, we know. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
-We also know Oslo, 44, and what do you think's top? -Oh, London. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
And London right at the top there with 68 points. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Thanks very much. So, at the end of our first round, the pair heading home | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
with a high score of 139, I'm sorry, it's you, Jon and Lou. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
I'm sorry, but, you know, you were thinking outside the... | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
outside the box, I'm going to say, I think, there. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Erm, but I'm afraid, yes, too far outside, and...south of it. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
But it's been great having you on the show, we look forward to | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-seeing you again next time. Jon and Lou. Excellent. -Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
So, three pairs remain, obviously at the end of this round we'll | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
have to say goodbye to another pair. Marc and Dan, you did good. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-Out of the bag. -You did good there. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Very well done indeed, Luxembourg, | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
very close between the other two pairs, just one point between you, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
so, yes, I think this is going to be very exciting and very close. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is... | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
Pop Music. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Can you all decide who's going to go first, who's going to go second. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
And whoever's going first please step up to the podium. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Foreign Song Titles, Richard. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
On each pass we're going to show you the names of six UK | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
top 40 singles, each of which have a foreign word in the title. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
We need you to tell us the name of the act who had a hit with that song, please. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-There's going to be six on each board, 12 in all to have a go at at home. -Thanks very much indeed. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
OK, so we're looking for the artist or band that performed these songs. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
OK, here's our first board of six. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
I'll read those one last time. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
There we are, six song titles with foreign words in them. Marc. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:48 | |
Er, not good, really. Erm... | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
And the only one I know is pretty embarrassing, I think, | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
but I have to go Viva Forever, the Spice Girls! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
OK, Viva Forever, the Spice Girls, says Marc. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said the Spice Girls. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
48. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Yeah, it was also the name of their musical in the West End that closed after five months. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
Thanks very much. Now, Joe. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Oh, no, Joe. You looked really pleased with this round. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-Not so much any more. -Oh, right. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
This is a complete stab in the dark, I don't have a clue, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
really, on this one. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
I'm going to go with... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Voulez-Vous as Christina Aguilera. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
I know she was in Moulin Rouge so perhaps it's linked to that. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
Oh, I see what you've done there, actually. Ah, yes, no, there's... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-It's an educated guess. -No, there is a link between those words and her. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
Let's find out if it's right in this instance, though. Voulez-Vous, Christina Aguilera. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
Ohh, bad luck, bad luck, Joe, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
which scores you the maximum of 100 points. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
Yeah, sorry, Joe. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
Yeah, she sings Lady Marmalade, doesn't she, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
-does a version of that "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" -Thanks, Richard. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Now then, Linda, you're the last person to have this board. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
How do you find this board, Linda? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-I'm going to be honest, you don't look best pleased. -No. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Pop music is not me. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
I think That's Amore is somebody from my age group | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
but I can't remember the name of the person. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
So I'll go Voulez-Vous, ABBA. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Voulez-Vous, ABBA, says Linda. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said ABBA. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
It is right. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
57. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
57 for ABBA. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Yeah, very good answer. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
You're right that That's Amore is someone you'll know, I'm sure. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
-It's Dean Martin. -Ah, yes. -Yep. -Do you know that? -Yeah. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
Would have scored you 25 points. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Encore Une Fois, remember Encore Une Fois? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
It's a DJ, had a load of hits a few years ago. Sash. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
-Sash. -Yeah, Ecuador and various others. 13 points for them. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
-Never have remembered that. Yeah. -Er, Dov'e L'Amore is Cher. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
And the other one on the board... HE CHUCKLES | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
..it's an Italian lady who had a hit in the '60s, | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
it's a pointless answer and it was Gigliola Cinquetti. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-You remember that one. -Yeah(!) Oh, Non Ho L'Eta Per Amarti? Ohh! I'm going to be singing it. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
I'm going to be singing that all round now. Everybody at home's now got that going around their head. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
# Non ho l'eta per amarti... # | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
THEY HUM IMPROVISED TUNES | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
-I love that song. -Yeah. -Radiohead did a cover of it. -Yeah. Yeah! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:57 | |
Thank you, Richard. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
The best score of that pass, would you believe, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
was yours, Marc, 48, so well done. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
That puts you in a strong position, up to 57, where we find | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Linda and Sarah, and then up to 100, where we find Joe and Steve. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
Now, who knows what's going to happen in the next part? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Steve, what we will need from you is a low-scoring answer, | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
so best of luck with that. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:24 | |
OK, we're going to put six more songs up on the board, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
and here they come. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
I'll read them one more time. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
Now, remember we're looking for the artist or band | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
who performed these songs, | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
and, Sarah, you're going to try and find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
I feel another 100 coming. Erm... | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
I'll go for... | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
..Christina Aguilera for... | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
She's getting a lot of these, isn't she?! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-..Viva La Vida. -OK, Viva La Vida, you're saying Christina Aguilera. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
There's your red line. You have to get below that to get through to the next round. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Let's see if that's right. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-Ohhhh... -What a surprise! | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
I'm afraid another one of those songs she hasn't sung. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
That scores you the maximum of 100 points, takes your total up to 157. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
Yeah, sorry, Sarah, I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Thanks, Richard. Now then, Steve. This is a better board, I think. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:47 | |
-You're not so convinced? -Well... | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
It's OK now that the answer I was going to give didn't go, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
so, other than the one I THINK I know, I haven't got a clue, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
so I'll go with Livin' La Vida Loca and Ricky Martin. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Ricky Martin, says Steve. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
OK, well, you want to score 56 or less to avoid overtaking | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
the high score of Linda and Sarah. There's your red line, | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
let's see if Ricky Martin can get you below that. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
He can, is the answer to that. Ooh, just, look at that. 51. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-151, you are just through. -Yeah, big score for Livin' La Vida Loca. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:26 | |
Three weeks at number one. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Now then. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Dan, good news. You're in the head-to-head. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
You're in the head-to-head even if you score 100 points. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
You're also the last person to have this board, so if you fancied it | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
you could talk us through it and fill in the blanks. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Yeah, I only knew two of them, and one of them's just gone, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
one of them was the Ricky Martin one. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
But I'm fairly sure I know Viva La Vida, and I think it's Coldplay. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:55 | |
Coldplay, you're saying, for Viva La Vida. Let's see if that's right. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
No red line for you as you're already through, but let's see how many people said Coldplay. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
-25. -APPLAUSE | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
-Takes your total up to 73. -Nice end to the round. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Coldplay's first number one in the UK AND America, Viva La Vida. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
-Now, of the rest of these, how are you? -I could do two of those. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
-La Isla Bonita? -Er...that's Madonna. -Is Madonna, yes. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
-That would have scored...42. What's the other one you know? -Hoppipolla. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
-Hoppipolla. -Is Sigur Ros. -Sigur Ros, absolutely. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
It would have scored two points. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Now, if you think you don't know that song, go on the internet, | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
have a little listen to it, I guarantee that you'll know it. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
It's played on every advert, every movie, every TV show. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
Have a little listen to it, I promise you'll know it. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Now, La Tristesse Durera (Scream To A Sigh), Manic Street Preachers. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:54 | |
Would have scored you three points. And Quiereme Mucho (Yours) | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
is the best answer on the board, one point if you said Julio Iglesias. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So at the end of our second round, I'm afraid, | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
the pair leaving us, with the high score of 157, it's Sarah and Linda. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-I'm sorry. It was second round last time, I think, wasn't it? -Yes. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
I'm sorry you haven't made it beyond the second round. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
This is where we actually say goodbye. But it's been lovely having you on the show, | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
-thank you so much for playing. -Thank you. -Sarah and Linda! -APPLAUSE | 0:26:19 | 0:26:24 | |
But for the remaining two pairs it's now time for the head-to-head. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Congratulations, Marc and Dan, Steve and Joe, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
you're now one step closer to the final and | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
a chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £1,000. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
Now, we have to decide who's going to play for that money, | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
and to do that you're now going to go head-to-head. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
You're now allowed to confer before you give your answers | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
and the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
That was the best series on television in the last 10 years, | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
-I think. -LAUGHTER | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
OK, we're about to show you five images of women who are married to famous politicians. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
We need you to tell us the name of the politician they were married to, please. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
-Very, very best of luck. -Thanks very much indeed. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
OK, let's reveal our five politicians' wives, | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
and here they are. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
There we are. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:44 | |
Yes, politicians' wives. So, Marc and Dan, you've played best | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
throughout the show so far so you will be going first. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
OK, we're going to go for D. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
OK. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
-And Nicolas Sarkozy. -Nicolas Sarkozy, say Marc and Dan. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:10 | |
Nicolas Sarkozy. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:11 | |
Now, Steve and Joe, who are you going to go for? | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
Erm... | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
-I think we're going to go for E, David Cameron. -E, David Cameron. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
So we have Nicolas Sarkozy for D and we have David Cameron for E. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:30 | |
Marc and Dan said Nicolas Sarkozy, let's see if that's right | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
14. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
-APPLAUSE -Ooh, good, good, good. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
Steve and Joe have said David Cameron for E. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
It's right. | 0:28:58 | 0:28:59 | |
56. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:03 | 0:29:04 | |
56, which means, Marc and Dan, after one question, you are up 1-0. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
Yeah, Cameron and Sarkozy both punching above their weight in my opinion. Don't you think? | 0:29:09 | 0:29:14 | |
That's Carla Bruni of course, who is a model and singer, | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
and Samantha Cameron. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
Now, A, of course, is the brilliant Michelle Obama. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
She's married to Barack Obama. That would have scored you 69 points. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:27 | |
And B, she's a very successful author, | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
Frances Osborne, and she's married to George Osborne. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:33 | |
She's a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
C, I think people will know. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
It's Pauline Prescott, | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
and at the age of 22 she married the 23-year-old John Prescott. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:44 | |
And she would have scored you 18 points. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
So the best answer on that board, Frances Osborne. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. Here comes your second question. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
Steve and Joe, you have to win this one to stay in the game, but you will get to answer it first. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Best of luck. It concerns... | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Concerns tax, Richard. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
Yeah, we are now going to show you five different types of tax, | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
all collected by HM Revenue and Customs. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
By the way, big fan of their work. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
-Are you? -I am. -HMRC. -Yeah. -I love 'em. Do you like 'em, guys? | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah, terrific, terrific people. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
We're going to give you those five types of tax but we've missed out alternate letters. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:19 | |
-Can you fill out the gaps, please? -Thank you very much indeed. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
Let's reveal our five types of tax, and here they are. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:27 | |
I'll read all those one last time. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
Steve and Joe, you'll go first. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
Yeah, we think we know a few of them, so obviously the lowest | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
one we're going to go for, insurance premium tax. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
Insurance premium tax is the first one, that's what you're saying. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
-OK, Marc and Dan. -Er... | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
Do you want to take us through all the other taxes? | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
Well, income tax, value added tax, | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
capital gains tax and, er... | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
-Do you know the bottom one? -No, we're not sure about the bottom one. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
But I think we'll go for capital gains tax. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
OK, capital gains tax, say Marc and Dan, | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
so we have insurance premium tax and capital gains tax. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
Steve and Joe, insurance premium tax, let's see if that's right and how many people said it. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:42 | |
It's good. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:45 | |
28. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:51 | 0:31:52 | |
Now, Marc and Dan have said capital gains tax. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
Let's see how many people said capital gains tax, and is it right? | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
69. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
Well done, Steve and Joe, you're back in the game. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
-After two questions it's 1-1. -Well played, guys. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
Yeah, only one answer would have beaten insurance premium tax and it's the bottom one, as you can imagine. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:18 | |
It's not income tax, that would have scored you... | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
77. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:22 | |
It's not value added tax, | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
cos that would have scored you 53. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
It's the bottom one, and it's corporation tax, | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
and would have scored you 19. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Here comes your third question. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
Whoever wins this question will go through to the final | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
and play for that jackpot. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:40 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns... | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
Yeah, simply five clues now to facts about the Battle of Waterloo, | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
and the team that gives us | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
the most obscure answer is going through to play for the jackpot. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
-Very best of luck. -Thanks very much indeed. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they are. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
I'll read those one last time. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
There we are, five clues to facts about the Battle of Waterloo. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
Marc and Dan, you will go first. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
OK. I think it's 1812 but I'm not... I'm not sure. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:33:30 | 0:33:33 | |
Is it Nelson who was the... | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
Er, we're going to have to go for the emperor and say Napoleon. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
OK, you're going to say Napoleon. Marc and Dan go with Napoleon. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
Steve and Joe, what are you going to go for? | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
This isn't the best board for us, Alexander, to be honest. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
Do you want to do some just thinking out loud, think of each one? | 0:33:47 | 0:33:51 | |
The year in which it occurred, I want to say maybe 1500s, | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
but who knows? School no, commander of the British troops no. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:59 | |
-Shall we just go with country? -Yeah. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
Go for England for the modern-day country in which the village of Waterloo is located. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:07 | |
-Complete guess. -OK. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
Now then, Marc and Dan have said Napoleon was the French emperor who was defeated. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said Napoleon. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
81. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
Steve and Joe have said England, | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
the modern-day country in which the village of Waterloo is to be found. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:34 | |
-No. -Probably France. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
No, bad luck, which means Marc and Dan, after three questions, | 0:34:38 | 0:34:42 | |
you're through to the final 2-1. Well done. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
Yep, not, er...not England. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
And not in the 1500s either, the Battle of Water... | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
I'm sure they forced you to learn all this at school, didn't they? | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -In our day. I'm almost certain. Guys, any idea what date it was? | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
-I've got a good feeling... I think it's 1812. -1815. | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
1815 was the answer. Four of our 100 thought it was 1066. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:05 | 0:35:06 | |
Would have scored you 23 points, that year. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
-Now, the commander of the British troops was... -Duke of Wellington. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
The Duke of Wellington. Would have scored you 36. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
It's said to have been won on the playing fields of this school. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
Could have had a guess at this, I think. It's Eton. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
Would have scored you 44. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
-And the modern-day country, what would you guess for that? -Belgium. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
It is in Belgium, yeah. And that would have scored you 28 points. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
So the best answer on that board would have been 1815. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
So the pair leaving us at the end of our head-to-head round, it's Steve and Joe. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
Erm, you performed pretty solidly in both shows, | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
and then you met your Waterloo. That is fair to say. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
Listen, it's been great having you on both shows, thank you so much for playing. Steve and Joe. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
Thanks, guys. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:53 | |
But for Marc and Dan it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
Congratulations, Marc and Dan. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
You've seen off all the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot | 0:36:11 | 0:36:12 | |
and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £1,000. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:16 | |
Well, you've done very, very well, some nice low scoring from you. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
And I think we've tested you on all sorts of subjects. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
We kicked off of course with capital cities north of Paris, | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
then we had songs with foreign words in them, | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
politicians' wives, taxes, and we've had the Battle of Waterloo. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
I mean, really, we have tested you. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
Anything you'd particularly like to see come up? | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
I don't know, strong for me would probably be movies, er, more music. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:41 | |
-Maybe football as well. -Yeah. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
-Could be embarrassing if religion comes up. -Yeah! And we get it wrong! | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
Yeah. OK, well, very best of luck. Here are your four choices. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:51 | |
You've got... | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
American Playwrights, Artists In The Tate's Collection, | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
Scottish Sport, Olivers. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
Scottish Sport might be like Celtic and... | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
I'm not going to be good at that, I wouldn't be... | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
-Shall we go for Olivers? -We'll have to go Olivers, I'm afraid. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
You're going to go for Olivers. Richard. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
Three very different questions on this one, so not a bad choice. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
We're looking for anyone who was credited in the film Oliver. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:18 | |
That's the 1968 film version of Oliver. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
The title of any Jamie Oliver book. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:26 | |
Or any Olly Murs top 40 singles. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
So according to IMDb anyone who's credited in the film of Oliver. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:34 | |
The title of any Jamie Oliver book. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
And any top 40 single credited to Olly Murs or which has him as a featured, credited artist. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:41 | |
So three very different questions there, I suspect people at home | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
will be doing well on one or other of those categories. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
-Very best of luck in the studio. -Thanks very much indeed. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
You've got up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
To win that jackpot, all you have to do is to find just one pointless answer among those. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
The answers you give can come from any of these categories | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
and how you spread them across the categories is down to you. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
They can all come from the same one if you like or one from each, | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
two from one, one from another, entirely down to you. Are you ready? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
-Yep. -OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
Right, I know a Jamie Oliver book is 15-Minute Meals, I know that one. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:18 | |
-All right, we'll go with that. -Do you know any other? -No. No idea. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
-Olly Murs? -Olly Murs songs, erm... | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
-London Town? -I'm sure there's Army Of Two. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
-Speak up. -I can hear one. Er... | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
-You can talk at full voice, so we can hear what you're saying. -OK! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
-OK, we'll go Army Of Two... -Army Of Two. He's got his new one, which... | 0:38:32 | 0:38:36 | |
I think it's called Hand On My Heart. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:40 | |
-OK. -Erm... | 0:38:40 | 0:38:41 | |
And 15-Minute...Recipes. What did you say it was? | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
-15-Minute Meals for Jamie Oliver's book. -OK. -Erm... | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
-Was it Troublemaker? -Oh, yeah, Troublemaker. -Erm... | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
-Are You Thinking Of Me. What that one? # Thinking of me... # -Thinking... | 0:38:57 | 0:39:02 | |
Ten seconds left. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:03 | |
-Let's get the answers in, so... 15-Minute Meals. -Erm... | 0:39:03 | 0:39:07 | |
-Let's go for, what, Troublemaker... -Troublemaker and... | 0:39:07 | 0:39:12 | |
Army Of Two. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:13 | |
OK, there we are, that's your time up, | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
just as it sounded like you were deciding on your final three. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
So what are your three answers? | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
We're going to go for one of Jamie Oliver's books, | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
-which we think is called 15-Minute Meals. -15-Minute Meals. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
And then two of Olly Murs' songs, which are Army Of Two... | 0:39:25 | 0:39:30 | |
-Army Of Two. -Hand On My Heart. -Hand On My Heart. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:34 | |
OK, now, of those three, which is | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
-your most likely to be pointless, do you think? -The recipe book, I think. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:40 | |
OK, 15-Minute Meals, we'll put that last. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
Which is your least likely to be pointless? Hand On My Heart? | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
-Hand On My Heart, yeah. -OK, we'll do them in that order. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
And here they are. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
We've got Hand On My Heart, Army Of Two and 15-Minute Meals. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was Hand On My Heart. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
This is the one you thought was least likely to be pointless. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
But let's say one of them is pointless and you win that money, | 0:39:57 | 0:40:01 | |
what would you do with your share of that £1,000, Marc? | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
I might...might have a trip somewhere, might go to Luxembourg, | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
buy a Spice Girls album, listen to it on the way. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
-Er, little holiday, I think. -Excellent. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
-Dan, how about you? -Er, I'd probably do the same, really. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
I haven't had a holiday in a while so it will be nice to get away for a week. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:19 | |
Very nice indeed, good. Well, best of luck. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
Hand On My Heart. Let's find out. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
In this instance we were looking for an Olly Murs UK top 40 single. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
If this is correct and it is pointless it will win you £1,000. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
Is it pointless? | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
Ooh, bad luck. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Bad luck, I'm afraid, that's an incorrect answer, | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
which means only two more chances to win today's jackpot. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
Your next answer was Army Of Two, also an Olly Murs UK top 40 single. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:47 | |
Let's find out if that's correct. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:48 | |
If it is, and if it is pointless, you will win the jackpot. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
So, for £1,000, how many people said Army Of Two? | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
It's right. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Well, your first answer, Hand On My Heart, was incorrect. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
Army Of Two, though, is correct, | 0:41:02 | 0:41:03 | |
now taking us down through the teens | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
into single figures, still going down, down it goes. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
Ooh! | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
-Oh, my goodness. -APPLAUSE | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
One. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
Everything is now riding on your third and final answer, | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
which is 15-Minute Meals. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
In this case we were looking for Jamie Oliver cookbooks. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
Again, it has to be correct and it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot, | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
so, for £1,000, let's see how many people said 15-Minute Meals. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:31 | |
It's right. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:35 | |
Well, your first answer, Hand On My Heart, was incorrect, | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
your second answer, Army Of Two, took us all the way down to one. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
Your third... | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
Oh! Bad luck. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
21. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:49 | |
Unfortunately you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer, | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
so you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000, which will roll over on to the next show, | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
but we've really enjoyed having you on the show and, remember, | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
you do get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so very well done. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
Unlucky, gents. Some good Olly Murs knowledge there though - | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
you did very well with Army Of Two, just getting one point. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers in all the categories. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
Cast of Oliver, a great line-up of British actors here. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
Hylda Baker, Kenneth Cranham, who played Noah Claypole, | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
Leonard Rossiter, Peggy Mount, who was Mrs Bumble. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
All of those would have been pointless answers. Well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:29 | |
Jamie's books, there's quite a few pointless answers here. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
Jamie's America, you could have had Jamie's Dinners, | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
Save With Jamie, The Return Of The Naked Chef, | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
you could have had Funky Food, Happy Days With The Naked Chef, | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
you could have had Jamie's Little Book Of Big Treats, | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
Jamie's Monster Bake Sale or Jamie's Red Nose Recipes, all pointless. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
And Olly Murs top 40 singles, Heart On My Sleeve, Oh My Goodness | 0:42:47 | 0:42:51 | |
and Right Place Right Time. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
-Well done if you got a pointless answer at home and very unlucky in the studio. -Thanks very much. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
We have to say goodbye, Marc and Dan, but it's been brilliant having you on the show. Marc and Dan. | 0:42:57 | 0:43:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
Well, sadly Marc and Dan didn't win our jackpot today, which means | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
it rolls over on to the next show, when we will be playing for £2,000. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:12 | |
-Join us next time, see if someone can win it. Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard... -Goodbye. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:18 | |
-..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. -APPLAUSE | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 |