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Thank you very much indeed! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
-And couple number one. -Hi, I'm Andrew. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
This is my mum, Maitland, and we've come from London today. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Couple number two. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Hello, I'm Linda, I'm from Bolton, and this is my sister, Sarah, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
who's from Cleveleys near Blackpool. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
-Couple number three. -Hello, I'm Tony. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
This is my lovely wife, Sharon, and we're from Leeds. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
And couple number four. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Hi, I'm Steve. This is my friend, Joe, and we're from Worcester. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Thanks very much. We'll find out more about you throughout the show. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
That just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Scraping around the discount bin of knowledge, hoping to bag a bargain, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-it's my pointless friend, it's Richard. -Hiya. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
Hi, everybody. Hiya. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
-Good afternoon to you. -And to you. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
-Two jackpots in a row again we've given away. -Yeah. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
The boys from Essex won it. Did very well on a football question. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
We've only got one returning pair from that show, it's Sharon and Tony, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
who did very well in Round One then joined the 200 club in Round Two. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
And I think - I could be wrong - Maitland is our first Maitland ever. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
-That's good. -Do you think? -Yeah. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
It's not often, Maitland, that we get new names on the show, | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
cos we've done so many. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
So thank you very much for perking up our day. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Brilliant, thanks, Richard. All our questions on Pointless have been put | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
to 100 people before the show. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Our contestants must find the obscure answers | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
those 100 people didn't get. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
an answer that none of our 100 people gave, | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
and each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Ade and Mark won the jackpot last time | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
eliminated and there is no conferring during the round itself. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Our category for Round One today is... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Words. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
It's a Words round. Good luck on podium one. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Can you deicide in your pairs who's going to go first and second? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
OK, let's find out what the question is. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Words ending in ERT. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
We're simply looking for any word which has its own entry | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
in the Oxford Dictionary of English that ends ERT. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
No hyphenated words, proper nouns or anything like that. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-Any word ending ERT. There's some nice pointless ones here. -Yeah. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
You've got that lovely glazed look on your face of a man | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
-thinking of words that end ERT. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Sorry? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Thank you, Richard. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
So, Maitland and Andrew, you all drew lots before the show today | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
and you are going to go first. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-Maitland, welcome to the show. -Thank you. -Maitland, what do you do? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
-I am a Blue Badge tourist guide in London. So... -Blue Badge? -Yes. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:25 | |
-The hallmark of a good tour guide. -Yes. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
What do you have to do to get your Blue Badge? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
You do two years training, ten exams, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-written and practice... -Ten? How many hours are each exam? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
Depends. Two, two and a half. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Three. You can be on a coach all afternoon on the microphone. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
-Wow. -I know. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Now then, Maitland, words ending ERT. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
It's probably not the most ingenious | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
but I thought of "introvert." | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Introvert, says Maitland. Let's see if it's right. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
It's absolutely right. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
16. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Very well played on that first podium. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
The other 84 people knew it as well but didn't like to say. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Now, Sarah, welcome to Pointless. What do you do? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
I took early retirement so these days I just play, mainly. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
What kind of play do you like to do? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
We walk every day to try and keep fit. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
-It's the best way. -Yeah. -They do say. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
-And I do puzzles, read, video games. And I also knit. -Good. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:45 | |
Now, Sarah, what about words ending in ERT? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
I'm going to go with "inexpert." | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Ah, I love it when people play this round properly. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Inexpert, says Sarah. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Let's see if it is right. This sounds good to me. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Let's see how many people said "inexpert." | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
It is right. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Maitland scored 16. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
We've passed that. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
1! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
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Very well done, Sarah. Great start to the show. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
That's a brilliant answer, very well played. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
"INNexpert" is someone who knows a lot about pubs. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Now, Sharon, welcome back to the show. Remind us, what do you do? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
I work for a brewery, in the telesales department, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
ringing pubs and clubs and getting their orders. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
It's just fun, isn't it? From dawn till dusk, that's just a fun job. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Now, what about words ending ERT? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh...I'm really not sure about this but I'm going to risk it | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
and say "Camembert." | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Oh! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Oh, Tony says, "Oh!" | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
-I wasn't expecting that. -I thought she should answer CAERPHILLY... | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Oh, that is good. That's good. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
That's good. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Camembert. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Let's see if Camembert is right, let's see how many people said it. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
and you will discover why in about two seconds. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-100 points it scored you. -It's a proper noun, I'm afraid, Camembert. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-It's a brave guess, though. -And a great cheese. Thanks very much. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
-Now, Steve, welcome to the show. Good to have you here. -Thank you. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-Where have you come from? -From Worcester in the Midlands. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
What do you do there, Steve? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I'm a town centre manager for a town in a district called Wychavon. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
So, the town's Pershore, a nice Georgian market town. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Pershore. And you manage the centre of that town? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Probably sounds a bit more glamorous... | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
No, that sounds plenty glamorous, that sounds great. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
How long have you done it for? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-Two and a half years now, this role. -Is that fun? -It is. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-Challenging at the moment. -Well, it's a big challenge, yeah. -But fun. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
Now, Steve, what are you going to go for? Words ending ERT. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
I think I'm going to go for a variant on the first answer, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
so "extrovert." | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Extrovert. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Be interesting to see if more people said that than introvert. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
How many people said extrovert? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
I think we know it's right - how many people said it? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Well, 16 was our high score. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
17! There we are. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
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How poetic that is. Fantastic. 17 for "extrovert." | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
16 said introvert, 17 said extrovert, so one extra "vert." | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Good. -Thanks. -We're halfway through the round. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
1, the best score of that pass. Well done, Sarah. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Cracking answer there. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
That puts you and Linda in a strong position. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Then up to 16, where we find Maitland and Andrew. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
17, Steve and Joe. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
And then all the way up to 100, Sharon, I'm sorry. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
Oh, Camembert. Got me thinking. Mmm. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
So, yes, Tony, who knows what's going to happen in the next pass, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
but at the very least we require a low score from you. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
So best of luck with that. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-So, Joe, welcome to the show. And you're also from Worcester. -Yeah. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
-An old pal of Steve's. -Yeah. -How long have you known each other? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
13 years, since we were 11. High school, we first met. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Excellent. What do you do, Joe? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I work for a sports management company, in the marketing team, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
so my main responsibility is looking after the company website. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:33 | |
Good stuff. So, plenty of sport expertise, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
should that come up today. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Now, words ending ERT. You're in pretty good shape there. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Tony and Sharon have helped you out there by scoring 100, | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
so if you can score 82 or less, you're home and dry. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
I'm going to play it safe. I'm going to go with "alert." | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Wow, that's safe. Boy, oh, boy. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
You know houses? It's safer than that. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
OK, alert, says Joe. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Perfectly good answer. There's your red line. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
If you get below that, you're through to the next round. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Well done. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
You're through. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
45. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
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Takes your total up to 62. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-Alert, you know what that means. -I do. -Yeah. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-Tony. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Oh, Tony. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Did you...? What was going through your mind when she said Camembert? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
I thought, "Yeah, that's a good answer." | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
I thought, "She's done well." | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
But my faith was misplaced again. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Do you know what's going through my mind? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Crackers. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I'm thinking "cracker" as well. But, yeah. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
Right, OK. I've got one that'll be low but will it be low enough? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
And one that I'm pretty sure will be hyphenated. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
"Invert." | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
-Invert? -Yeah. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Invert, says Tony. Let's see if it's right. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
No red line for you, as you're the high scorers. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Wow, 9. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
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-Good answer there. -Yeah, given yourself a chance. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
"Invert" - to put upside down or in the opposite position. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
-Thanks very much indeed. Linda, welcome to the show. -Thank you. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
-What do you do, Linda? -I'm retired. -What did you do, Linda? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
I used to be a trainer at a bank. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Training new members of staff and existing staff in new systems | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-and things. -What do you fill your retirement with? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
I do all the normal things. I'm a lady that lunches, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
I like to read, etc. And I'm also a volunteer at our local theatre, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
The Octagon Theatre in Bolton. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-And how's that going? -It's going very well. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
What did you oversee there? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Well, I'm a meeter and greeter, so I welcome people into the theatre, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
show them where the doors are, etc. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
A lot of it is people wanting to know where the toilets are. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-Those are the most important doors. -They are. -Yes. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Now then, Linda, there you are on 1. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
You are thorough to the next round, even if you score 100. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
What better opportunity to find... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
-I mean, Sarah managed to get 1. -I know. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
I think you can do better than that. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
-Really? -I think you can. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
I think you've got a great answer that will £250 to the jackpot. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
A couple of the ones that I wanted have gone. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
So I'm going to try "subvert." | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Subvert. Subvert. Can I just say now, | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
that was one of mine. So, um, just... | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
I mean, I have another, which I think's good. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
But "subvert." No red line as you're already through. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Let's see if it's right. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
It's good. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
8. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
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That is the definition of patronising. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Sarah leant in and said, "Well done," and clapped. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Sarah who scored 1. Takes your total up to 9. Very well done, Linda. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
-Lovely low score. -Yeah, you can tell you're sisters, that's for sure. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
That's such a sister thing to do. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
-"Oh, well done." -"Yeah, that scored eight times as much as mine..." | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
"You're on 800% of my score currently, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
"it's going to be difficult to catch me up but it's really, really good. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
"Especially considering what you were like at school. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
"I'm AMAZED you did that. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
"Ended in ERT and everything." | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Yeah, you should play Ludo with her. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Andrew, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here. What do you do? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
I'm currently a student in Bath, doing civil engineering. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
That's great. And what do you like doing in your spare time? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-I've just passed as a referee, a football referee, so... -Wow. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
-That's quite exciting. -Yeah. -What led you into refereeing? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
That's...that's quite punchy, isn't it? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
I'm no good with the ball at my feet | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
so I figured I might as well try and send people off instead. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Right, OK. Richard does quite a lot of refereeing on this show. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
I have done recently. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I've given a couple of yellow cards to people for various misdemeanours. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
-So be careful. -Yeah, we've had verbal warnings and everything. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
It's been...it's been fun. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
We've had a couple of yellow cards for people saying, | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
"I know nothing about this," and getting a good answer. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Doing that repeatedly has seen yellow cards. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
We nearly gave a yellow card for, | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
"Oh, that's a bit before my time. These are a bit before my time." | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
-So, just to warn you, any of that stuff and.... -Yeah. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
So, right, Andrew, there we are. You're on 16. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
109 is the high score, so 92 or less basically gets your through. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:41 | |
Words ending in ERT was a little bit before my time... | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
-That's good. -Yeah, I like that. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
I can laugh at that. As a referee, I can laugh at that. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Yeah, yeah. And then make a little note in your book. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
Just write the name Andrew on my book there. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
I'm going to go for "inert." | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-Inert. -Inert. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Let's see how far down the column "inert" sends us. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
There's your red line. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
It's right and you're through. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
31. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
31 takes your total up to 47. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-Now, do you have an answer? -I do. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
If I was in Joe's position I felt I could take a bit of a risk. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
I'd have gone for "reinsert." | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
1 point. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
Good answer. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Very good. That all you got? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-I had "revert." -Would have scored you 18 points. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Oh, for heaven's sake. How embarrassing. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
-Can you imagine? -Yeah. -Shall we take a look at the pointless answers? -No. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
-Yeah, we must, we must. -Let's take a look. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
See if anyone at home got these. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Bashert, that's a Jewish word for your soul mate. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
Blipvert - very, very short advert. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Couvert - another word for cover | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
but it counts as an English word for various reasons. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
You could have had... | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Durchkomponiert is a type of song. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
-Guess what language that comes from. -Um... | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
-Is it from Dutch? -It's from German. A beautiful language, isn't it? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
-It is pretty. -Halbert, which is a spear and battleaxe. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Interconvert... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
which is to change two things into each other. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
To obvert. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Preconcert. And sievert, which is from physics. It's a measurement. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:30 | |
Very well done if you said any of those. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Let's take a look at the top three. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
We've already seen the top one. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
In-ert - shake it all abert. 31. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
-Pert, 38. -Always good. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
And alert is actually the highest scorer of all. 45 points. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Thank you, Richard. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
So, at the end of our first round, I'm afraid the pair heading home, | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
with a high score of 109, it's our returning pair, the only one we had. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:54 | |
And we send you away. I'm so sorry, Sharon. Lovely low score from Tony. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Lovely idea from you. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
But...I'm afraid Camembert, we couldn't allow it. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
It's been lovely having you on both shows. Thank you for playing. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Tony and Sharon. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
So three pairs remain. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
At the end of this round, we have to say goodbye to another pair. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
I wouldn't like to say which pair that might be. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Certainly Linda and Sarah seem to be... | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
They seem to know what they're doing. Some lovely low scores. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
I detect maybe a little bit of competition between you. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
-Oh, yes. -I don't know where I was getting that from but just maybe. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is... | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
Can you all decide who's going to go first, who's going to go second. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
OK, the question concerns... | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Football managers. Richard. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
We're going to give you six clues on each pass to football managers | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
or coaches. You have to give us the name of the manager or coach, please. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Very, very best of luck. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
It's one of those rounds that's damage limitation for some people. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
Yes. I think Joe very much in his element here, I'd like to think. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
OK, we are looking for the football managers described by these clues. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
Here is our first board of six. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
There we are, six clues to facts about football managers. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Now, Maitland... | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
SHE SNIGGERS | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
-Hello. -I was going to say, "Is this a good round for you?" | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
I think I know the answer to that. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Maybe no, is the answer to that one. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-Other than the obvious. -You get first bite, though. -OK. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
I am just going to go for the very obvious - the Frenchman | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
who took over at Arsenal and just say Arsene Wenger, | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
-cos he's my mum's favourite. -Arsene Wenger. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Arsene Wenger. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
It's right. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
59. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
He's my favourite as well, for a non-Fulham manager. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
He is a brilliant man. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
Very bright, very thoughtful. An amazing coach. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
What he's done with that club with the resources he's had... | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Absolutely extraordinary manager. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Thank you, Richard. Linda. Now... | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
I suspect you're going to surprise us here | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
and be very, very sharp on your football managers. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
I know...one that I know is right. And I know a dodgy one. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
I know a few of those. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
I think the won who won the World Cup as a player... | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
I think that's Franz Beckenbauer. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Franz Beckenbauer, says Linda. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said that. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
It is right. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
You passed 59. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
Still going down. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
13. Well done, Linda. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Very impressive. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
The only man to have captained and managed World Cup-winning teams. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
At time of recording, anyway. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Thanks, Richard. Now, Steve. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
You're the last person to have this board. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
This could be your moment of glory. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
You can take us through the board and fill in all the blanks. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
Quite appropriately, I think | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
it's a case of tactics for this one, really. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
Top one, obviously, Sir Alf Ramsey. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Manager, Aston Villa... Could take a stab at that. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
Ron Atkinson? Or was he still at United? Not too sure with that one. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Not sure about the Liverpool one. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
So I'll go for Brian Clough with the Leeds United, | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
hoping that too many people | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
hadn't seen the various books and movies there was on it. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
OK, you're going to say Brian Clough. Let's see if that's right, | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Brian Clough. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
It's right. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
59 is our high score - you've passed that. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
13 is our low score. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
You don't quite pass that but you're down quite close to it. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Very well done. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
Well played, Steve. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Yeah, the film and the book The Damned United based on those 44 days. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
Have you seen it? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
-No, I haven't. -It's really good. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
They'd won the league the last year and the first thing he does, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
he tells them all is to take their medals and put them in the bin. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
He said, "You didn't win them fairly." | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Oohhh. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
And 44 days later he was off. Who would have thought? | 0:20:57 | 0:21:02 | |
You're right about Sir Alf Ramsey. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Surprisingly low score, actually. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Sir Alf, he would've scored you 27. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Now, the Bill Shankly answer, | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Bob Paisley took over from Bill Shankly. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Another amazing manger. Both of them, Shankly and Paisley. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
And he would have scored you... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
6 points, would've been a good answer. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
The Aston Villa manager is a pointless answer | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
cos Ron Saunders was the manager when they started that campaign, | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
and halfway through the season his assistant took over | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
and it was Tony Barton. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
A pointless answer. Very well played if you said that. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Thanks, Richard. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Linda and Sarah looking very strong | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
on 13 after that excellent answer. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Then up to 18 where we find Steve and Joe. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Then 59, Maitland and Andrew. Well, not bad. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
You did it, you got through, it's all fine. No mistakes. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
OK, let's put six more clues up on the board. Here they come. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Remember, Joe, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
we're looking for the football managers described by these clues. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
You're going to try and find the lowest-scoring one you can. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
I'm going to go with what I think will be a lowish answer, | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
and that's the ex-Newcastle manager. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
I'm going to go with Kevin Keegan. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Kevin Keegan, says Joe. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
The high scorers at the moment are Andrew and Maitland on 59. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
There's your red line. If you get below that | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
you're in the head-to-head. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
How many of our 100 said Kevin Keegan? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
It's right. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
And you're through, well done. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Takes your total up to 49. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Yeah, honestly, if you haven't seen it, worth YouTubing. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
One of the funniest television clips of all time. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
And they didn't beat them. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
They didn't beat them. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Sarah, Linda did very well, didn't she? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
There you are on 13. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
The high scorers still Andrew and Maitland on 59, | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
so 45 or less sees you into the head-to-head. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
OK, my mind's gone completely blank on one that I should know, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
and I was going to go for Kevin Keegan. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
So I'll have to say, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Spaniard appointed Bayern Munich manager, Rafa Benitez. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Rafa Benitez, says Sarah. Let's see if that's right. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
Here's your red line. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Get below that and you are through to the next round. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Ooh! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
That, I'm afraid, is an incorrect answer. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 113. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
Sorry, Sarah. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
-Linda looked silently delighted when you got it wrong. -No! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
I want a trophy. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
A little bit of her was, wasn't it? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Now, Andrew. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
That's what we call a lifeline, isn't it? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
There you are, 59. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
The high scorers now Sarah and Linda on 113, | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
so 53 or less sees you through. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Do you think you can talk us through this board? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
I know the top three, including Kevin Keegan. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
The second one, the Italian, Fabio Capello. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
The bottom three I'd have to have a guess at. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Graham Taylor? But that's just a former England manager. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
That's a guess. But I'm going to hope that it is low enough | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
and say the same answer, Spaniard appointed Bayern Munich manager, | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
and I'm going to say Pep Guardiola. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Pep Guardiola, says Andrew. Let's see if that's right | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
and if it is, how many of 100 people said that. There's your red line. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
Very well done. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
That's a very good answer - 10. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Very well done indeed, Andrew. That takes your total up to 69. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Sees you into the head-to-head. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Good end to the round, Andrew. Won two Champions Leagues with Barcelona | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
then took a year out, then turned up at Bayern Munich. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
The Italian, you're right, it was Fabio Capello. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Would've scored you 29 points. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
The former England manager, not Graham Taylor, it's Terry Venables. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
Of course it was. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Who would do that? It was Terry, of course. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Would've scored you 2. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
The Celtic head coach who was sacked... | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
was John Barnes. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Would've scored you 5 points. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
He was sacked just after they lost to Inverness Caledonian Thistle | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
in the cup, which is where the very famous | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
"Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious" comes from. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
But it was actually based on a Liverpool headline many years before | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
when Ian Callaghan played very well against QPR. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
And that was "Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR Atrocious." | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
-Oh, very good. -So it's a direct lift. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
And the coach of France was Aime Jacquet. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
And that's a pointless answer, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
so very well done if you said that. Terrific answer. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Thanks, Richard. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
So at the end of our second round, the pair heading home | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
with a high score of 113 are our sisters, Sarah and Linda. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
Lovely low scoring in the first pass there, and... | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
Stick to Ludo instead of football. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
We do support Bolton Wanderers, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
so we're used to going out on football rounds. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
We look forward to seeing you next time, | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
it's been lovely having you on the show. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
But for the remaining two pairs it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Congratulations, Steve and Joe, Maitland and Andrew, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
our jackpot, which currently stands at £1,000. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
We have to decide who's going to play for the money | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
and to do that you are now going to go head-to-head. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
You are now allowed to confer before you give your answers and | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
You've seen off our only returning pair. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Neither of you has been this far before. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
So, yes, I think this is going to be very close. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Only five points between you on aggregate. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
-Richard. -Going to show you five posters now for Oscar-winning films | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
but we've removed the titles from the posters. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Can you tell us the names of the films, please? | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
OK, thanks, Richard. | 0:27:58 | 0:27:59 | |
Let's reveal our five posters. And here they come. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
There we are, five film posters. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
Steve and Joe, you've played best throughout the show, | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
so you will go first. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
I've got two answers for E, basically. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
I'm going to go with... | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
American Beauty. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
You're saying American Beauty for E. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
Maitland and Andrew. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
Do you want to talk us through the board? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
OK. A, I think is Argo. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
B, I guess, looks maybe a bit West Side Story or something. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:09 | |
-C, not got a clue(!) -Yeah, no idea(!) | 0:29:09 | 0:29:13 | |
D is Silence Of The Lambs. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
-And we're pretty sure on E as well. -So what do you want to go for? | 0:29:16 | 0:29:21 | |
-A...people wouldn't get the poster. -Yeah, do you want to do A, then? | 0:29:21 | 0:29:25 | |
-OK. -We're going to go for A, Argo. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
A, Argo. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:29 | |
We have American Beauty and Argo. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
Steve and Joe said American Beauty. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
and, if it is, how many people said American Beauty. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
It's right. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:41 | |
37. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:46 | |
-APPLAUSE -Not bad. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
Now, Maitland and Andrew. You have said that A is Argo. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:56 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:29:56 | 0:29:57 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Argo. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:01 | |
It is Argo. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:04 | |
Has to beat 37... | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
and it does. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:08 | |
-Oh! -APPLAUSE | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
One away from pointless. Look at that. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
That's a fantastic answer | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
and it means after one question you are up 1-0. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
Well played, very small score for that. Great film, Argo, isn't it? | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
B, you were right, was West Side Story. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
Would've scored you 23. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:28 | |
C is The Sound Of Music. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
A big score, though - 77 for that. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
And D, as I think you knew, | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
was Silence Of The Lambs. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
And that would've scored you... | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
59. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
Thank you, Richard. We're on to our second question. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
Maitland and Andrew, you will get to answer this one first, | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
but Steve and Joe, you have to win it, so best of luck. It concerns... | 0:30:48 | 0:30:52 | |
Simply five clues to facts to the USA. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
Which is the most obscure answer? | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
Thanks very much. OK, let's reveal our five clues. We've got... | 0:31:00 | 0:31:04 | |
I'll read those again. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:23 | |
There you are, five clues to facts about the United States. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
Maitland and Andrew, you will go first. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:45 | |
Well, we... | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
know not all of them, so we are going to go with what we think | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
might be the least obvious, which is the US state surrounded by ocean - | 0:31:51 | 0:31:57 | |
Hawaii. | 0:31:57 | 0:31:58 | |
Hawaii, say Maitland and Andrew. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Steve and Joe, do you want to talk us through the board? | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
Um... | 0:32:04 | 0:32:05 | |
Number of US states is either 51 or 52. Or 50. Not really sure. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
It seems to...change. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
So I'm going to leave that one alone. Steve, do you know any? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
Date, I'm guessing, is the 4th of July. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:21 | |
Bush...senior. Let's go with... | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
-Shall we go with four Georges? -Yeah. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
We'll go with number of presidents who have had the first name George, | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
four. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:30 | |
Four, say and Steve and Joe. Four Georges. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
So we have Hawaii and we have four Georges. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:35 | |
Maitland and Andrew said Hawaii. Let's see if that's right | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
It is right. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:44 | |
62. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
62. Steve and Joe, that's quite a high score there. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:57 | |
If you're right, you ought to beat that. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
-Yeah. -Let's find out. Have there been four presidents called George? | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
Bad luck, Steve and Joe. I'm sorry. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
That means, Maitland and Andrew, you're through to the final, 2-0. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:16 | |
Unlucky, Steve and Joe, | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
you just did exactly what everybody at home has just done. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
Everyone would have gone, | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
"Well, George Washington, George Bush Senior and Junior, so that's three. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:28 | |
"There's a long time in-between so it's got to be four or five, | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
"possibly six." | 0:33:31 | 0:33:32 | |
The answer's three. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:33 | |
It's just the three of them. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
It would have scored 25 points. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
The number of US states... | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
You said it changes a lot. Hasn't changed for 54 years. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:49 | |
-Due one, then. -But it's 50. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
Would've scored you 39 points. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
The date on which annual Independence Day holiday is celebrated, | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
it's the 4th of July. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
Big scorer, though - would've scored 73. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
And the first serving president to travel outside the US, | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
also the first US President to travel in a motorcar and an aeroplane - | 0:34:02 | 0:34:06 | |
Theodore Roosevelt. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:07 | |
Would have scored 1 point. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
Very well done if you said that at home. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
OK, thank you, Richard. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
The pair leaving us, but you're leaving us a bit wiser - | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
we're all a little bit wiser now. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
We will see you next time, | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
and on the evidence of how you played today, | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
not only with your good answering but...you had the nerve to | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
stick with...to take some pretty good gambles there. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
I think we'll expect great things when we see you back here. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
Thanks very much for playing, Steve and Joe. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
But, for Maitland and Andrew, it's now time for our Pointless Final. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
Congratulations, you fought off all the competition | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
At the end of today's who, the jackpot stands at £1,000. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
You've done incredibly well. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
Lovely low scoring the whole way through the show. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
You have four options to choose from and here they are. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
Whooppee(!) | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
-Which one...? -European Politics. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
Think it's worth the risk? | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
I know nothing about European politics. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
-I'd go for... -European politics? -That's cos I hate all of the others. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:39 | |
-OK, well I won't be much help. -No, you... -No, go on, then. Go, go. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:44 | |
OK, we're going to say European Politics. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
-Against my best wishes. -And mine. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
Wow. You have just... | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
In microcosm, that is exactly how committees work, isn't it? | 0:35:57 | 0:36:01 | |
That's extraordinary. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
Maitland really didn't want it and Andrew really didn't want it, | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
so they've gone for European Politics. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
Cos it can't be any worse, can it? | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
Well, let's find out. Richard. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
It's not just how committees work, | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
it's how European politics works as well. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
Yeah, we're looking for anything in the following three categories. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
We're looking for any Prime Minister of Spain from November 1975 | 0:36:21 | 0:36:25 | |
through to October 2013. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
We're looking for any French Prime Minister from January 2000 | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
to October 2013. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
Or we're looking for any UK MEP as of October 2013, so any MEP | 0:36:34 | 0:36:39 | |
based in the European Parliament as a representative of the United Kingdom | 0:36:39 | 0:36:43 | |
in October 2013. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:44 | |
Very, very best of luck. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
Now, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
To win that jackpot all you need to do is find one pointless answer. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
The answers can come from any of these categories. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
It's up to you how you spread them - | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
they can all come from one of them, or one from each, | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
two from one, it's entirely down to you. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
-Are you ready? -No. -No. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
OK, Francois Hollande and Nicolas Sarkozy. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
I think we'll have to go for UK MEP. There must be a BNP one. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
-So, like, Nick Griffin. -What, in the European Parliament? -Yeah. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:23 | |
-Seriously? -Yeah, I think he is. There's a Green... | 0:37:23 | 0:37:27 | |
Do the Scottish ones count? | 0:37:27 | 0:37:28 | |
I think there was Jenny Green or something. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
-She's Green. -Who's the head of Green Party? -I don't know. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
-Do you know a Prime Minister of Spain? -No. -No, I don't, either. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
UK Members of the European Parliament. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
There used to be Winnie Ewing years ago. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
But she wouldn't be there any more now. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
-Is he an MP? -Who? -Jacob Hogg-Rees. -Never heard of him. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
He was on Have I Got News For You. Let's go for him. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
You could try that. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
-Nick Griffin. -Seriously? -I think he is. -Well, fair enough. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
And then you can go for... | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Prime ministers of France. Who was the very...as opposed to... | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
Ten seconds left. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
Who was the very debonair one? | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
-Don't ask me. -No, OK, fair enough. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
Are we just doing UK members of the...? I'll say a Prime Minister. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
Did you enjoy that round? | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
-Loved it, didn't you? It was the best thing we could have done. -Yeah. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
What are you going to say? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
We're going to go for UK members of the European Parliament. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:27 | |
Two UK members. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
-OK. -And one French Prime Minister. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:33 | |
What are you going to say? | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
OK, the two UK members of Parliament, | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
we're going to go for Nick Griffin and Jacob Hogg-Rees. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
-And Jacob Hogg-Rees? -Jacob Hogg-Rees. -OK. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:45 | |
-And what's your third answer? -Nicolas Sarkozy. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
Nicolas Sarkozy. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
OK, there we are. Of those three answers, | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
which of those do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
-Mr Hogg... -Mr Hogg-Rees. -OK, Mr Hogg-Rees. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
Sounds delicious. I've love a Hogg-Rees. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:05 | |
OK, we'll put Jacob Hogg-Rees last. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
Which is your least likely to be...? | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
Well, Sarkozy, but he could have been the president, | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
-not the Prime Minister. -We'll put Sarkozy first. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
And then, in the middle, we'll pop Nick Griffin. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
Never been in the middle before, has he? | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
OK, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
Very, very best of luck. Your first answer was Nicolas Sarkozy. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:34 | |
Only one of these answers has to be pointless, remember. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
Let's say one of them is and you win the jackpot, | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
what would you do with that? | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
My son would probably like me to share my share with him, | 0:39:41 | 0:39:46 | |
but I wouldn't do that. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:47 | |
I think I would run off to Ascot and put it on the 2:30 or something. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
Your son, Andrew, would expect to get 75%? | 0:39:51 | 0:39:56 | |
-At the very least. -At the very least, yeah. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
He would plead student life, you see? | 0:40:00 | 0:40:03 | |
OK, interesting. Good plea. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
Good luck with that. Andrew, how about you? | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
Well, I'm going on holiday soon, | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
so I think I could put some of it towards that. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
OK. Well, best of luck. Nicolas Sarkozy, your first answer. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:19 | |
We were looking for French prime ministers since 2000. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
Let's see if that's right and how many people said it for £1,000. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:27 | |
Oh, bad luck. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
I'm afraid not Prime Minister. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
Not a pointless answer, | 0:40:35 | 0:40:36 | |
which means you only have two more shots at today's jackpot. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
We're now looking at UK MEPs and your second answer was Nick Griffin. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:46 | |
How sure are you of this? | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
I'm not sure, I think the BNP definitely have some MEPs. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
So Nick Griffin might be one of them. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:53 | |
OK, let's find out. Has to be pointless to win that jackpot. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
So let's see how many people named Nick Griffin as an MEP. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
It's right. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
It's right, Andrew. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:05 | |
Very well done. Your first answer, Nicolas Sarkozy, was incorrect. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:09 | |
Not incorrect with Nick Griffin. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
Down it goes, still going down... | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
You've done it! Very well done! | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Very well done indeed. Nick Griffin. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
Wow. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:22 | |
Wow. Congratulations. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:29 | |
Nick Griffin was a pointless answer, which means you go home with £1,000. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:34 | |
Wow, very well done. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:35 | |
The other answer you gave, Jacob Hogg-Rees - | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
you're thinking of Jacob Rees-Mogg. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Who's a British MP. He's not an MEP. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
Adolfo Suarez - later went on to play for Liverpool. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
Jose Maria Aznar was Prime Minister for about eight years. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
All of the post-2000 French prime ministers were pointless answers, | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
every single one of them. Not one of them scored a single point. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
Jean-Marc Ayrault is the current Prime Minister. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
Also Jean-Pierre Raffarin as well, he was a pointless answer. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
The members of the European Parliament, I might as well | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
go through the ones who scored any points at all, | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
cos there's 67-odd pointless answers. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
The only ones that scored points - Nigel Farage, Godfrey Bloom, | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
Bill Newton Dunn, Derek Clark, Claude Moraes, and Alyn Smith. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
Every single other MEP was a pointless answer, | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
so if you said your local MEP you probably just got a pointless answer. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:45 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
Well, thanks to our winning pair, Maitland and Andrew, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
who go away with £1,000. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
-to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
And it's goodbye from me, goodbye. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 |