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Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you can. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
You do that by coming up with the answers that no-one else could think of. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
Hi, I'm Sophia, this is my boyfriend, James, | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
-and we're here from Surbiton. -Couple number two. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Hello, I'm Brian and this is Gemma. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
We're father and daughter from Crowthorne in Berkshire. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Couple number three. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
I'm Myra, this is my friend Lorraine, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
and we're from Kingston upon Hull. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Hi, I'm Aaron, this is my best friend Rich, and we're from Cardiff. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Thanks very much. We'll get to know more about you throughout the show. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
He was nearly unveiled as the 13th Doctor Who | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
until a very strongly worded e-mail | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
about the logical fallacy of the TARDIS threw him out of contention. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Hiya. Hi, everybody. APPLAUSE | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
-Afternoon to you. -And to you. -How are you? -I'm very well. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-I've got a slightly new desk. -I spotted that. -Have you seen? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-It's just slightly different. -It's narrower. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
It's slightly narrower but also slightly deeper, if that makes sense. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
-Yes. -And it's got a slightly less-glossy finish. -It does. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
I'm very pleased. It cost £14 million. LAUGHTER | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
-So cheaper than the last one? -Cheaper than the last one, exactly. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
It's solid, um...plutonium. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-Yes. -Except for this bit. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
You won't be able to see it on camera but it's all diamond, inlaid diamond. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-Doesn't show on camera at all. -I can see it. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
It's just nice to have that attention to detail. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Now, we've got one returning pair on today's show | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
and there's a tale attached to them. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Brian, on the last show, let Gemma down very badly. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Gave the name of a country that doesn't exist. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
And according to Brian, he has had a terrible time since then. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
A terrible time with Gemma, with his wife... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
But now he's back and, er... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
I suggest, if you get 100 points today, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Brian, your life will not be worth living, am I right? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Yes, I could be hitchhiking home. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-What kind of a show have we got lined up today, Richard? -Terrific. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-Have we? Oh, good. -I mean, terrific. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Especially if you like hidden diamonds. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
If you like diamonds you can't see, today's show is an absolute bobby-dazzler. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Fabulous. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Our contestants need to find the obscurer answers those 100 people didn't get. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
and each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
Now, Basil and Giles won the jackpot last time, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
so today's jackpot starts off back at... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
There it is. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
OK, now, all you have to remember | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
is that the pair with the highest score at the end of this round will be eliminated. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
OK, our first category is... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Television. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Television shopkeepers. Richard. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Yes, on each pass, we're going to give you the names | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
of seven television shopkeepers or shopkeeping duos. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
You just need to tell us | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
the name of the TV series in which they first appeared, please. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
There's going to be seven on each board, | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
14 in all to have a go at at home, so very, very best of luck. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
OK, thanks very much indeed. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
So we are looking for the show in which each of these shopkeepers | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
first appeared, and here's our first board of seven. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
We have... | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
There we are. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
-Welcome to the show, Sophia. Good to have you here. -Thank you. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
What do you do? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
I work for my local council and I'm a senior business analyst. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Now, you and James hold, or rather held, a World Record. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
-Yes... -A genuine Guinness World Record. -Yes. -What was it for? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
The longest kiss. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-Wow. We went for that one, didn't we? -Yeah, we did, yeah. LAUGHTER | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
-Nearly got it... -Nearly did. How long was yours? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
31 hours, 30 minutes and 30 seconds. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
Yeah, that's about 31 hours, 30 minutes longer than ours, wasn't it? | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-Yeah. Still... -No less enjoyable. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-Certainly. Well... It's the quality, isn't it, Sophia? -It is, yeah. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
OK, now then, what are you going to go for on this board? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
How do you find our shopkeepers? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Erm... I'm a bit worried because about five or six of them | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
are before I even was born but just to get something on the board, | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
I think I'm just going to go for one I know. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Alf Stewart... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
And it's Home And Away, I believe. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Alf Stewart, Home And Away, says Sophia. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Home And Away. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
It's right. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
-Very well done indeed. -APPLAUSE | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
29 for Home And Away. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Well played, Sophia. A relief to get that first answer on the board. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
I have to say, if six of them were before you were born, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
then you were born in the year 2000, so you're looking, er.... | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-..I have to say, slightly older than your years. -Pretty good, yeah. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Gemma. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
-Welcome back. -Yeah, thanks. -So, yes, Western Samoa. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
-We'll put all talk of that behind us. -It's fine. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
-It's one of those things. -Yes. Gemma, remind us what you do. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
I'm a designer by trade, technically, yeah. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Which is pretty cool. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
But I specialise in textile design | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
so, all the fabric for fashion and mainly interiors. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Good stuff. Now, shopkeepers. Shopkeepers on TV, Gemma. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-Yeah. -How do we feel about that? -Not feeling peachy about it. Erm... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:35 | |
I was born in 1989 and I don't know who any of those people are. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
But it was always my turn to get 100 points, wasn't it? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Because Dad took the bullet last time | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
so I think I'm just going to go for the bottom one. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
EastEnders? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
-I'm sorry, Dad. -For the bottom one, Navid Harrid? -Yeah. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
OK, EastEnders, says Gemma. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said EastEnders. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh, bad luck, Gemma. | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
I'm afraid an incorrect answer scores you | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-the maximum of 100 points. -Sorry, Gemma. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Looking at Brian, I've never seen anyone look gutted | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
and delighted at the same time. LAUGHTER | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Now then, Lorraine. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
-Welcome. -Thank you. -Welcome, and where are you from? -Hull. -From Hull. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
And what do you get up to in Hull? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Well, I'm retired. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
I like to walk and I like to use my bus pass, so I combine the two | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
and get on the bus and go someplace and walk. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
You can always walk on the bus. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
-Get on the bus and walk up and down the bus. -Anything. -Um... | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-Where are you from originally, Lorraine? -California. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-I was going to say, that doesn't sound like a Hull accent. -No. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-When did you come here from California? -30 years ago. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
30 years ago. So some of these TV shopkeepers, you will recognise. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:44 | |
I know two for sure and I'm going to take a bit of a chance on one. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
I think Ron Dixon... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Brookside. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Brookside, says Lorraine. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Let's see if that's right for Ron Dixon, let's see how many people said Brookside. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-It's right. -Thank goodness for that. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
Well, 29, our low score at this point. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
You've passed that. Look at that, down it goes. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-Very well done indeed, Lorraine. -APPLAUSE | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Very well played, Lorraine. Played by Vince Earl for 13 years. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Ran the Trading Post. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-Once shot his daughter's boyfriend's brother. -Yes. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-Only because he was burgling him, not because of... -Yeah. -Not for fun. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-Not for sport. -No, no, no. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Now then, Aaron. Welcome to the show, good to have you here. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
-What do you do, Aaron? -I'm a control centre operator. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Based with Cardiff Council. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Right you are. What sort of things do you operate and control? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Well, we sit in a control centre... | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
I'd be disappointed if you didn't, I'll be honest. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
In a control centre, screens? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
No, a couple of computers. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
-Quite small, it's not like a police centre. -No camera, no CCTV? -No. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
-That could be coming in soon. -I hope it is. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
What are your hobbies, Aaron? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Playing football, watching football and just doing bits and bobs | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
with the family and my long-term girlfriend as well. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Good stuff. How are you feeling about this television round? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
To be honest, my mum grew up watching... | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Sorry, I grew up watching Brookside and Home And Away | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
because my mum would force me to. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
So they were the two I was going to say. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
The only other one I've got a slight inkling about is Arkwright. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
-And I think it's Open All Hours. -You're going to go for... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-But I'm not 100% on it. -That is the one you're going to go for. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Open All Hours, says Aaron. Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said it. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
It's right. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
-Better than 100. -Quite high, but better than 100, as you say. -APPLAUSE | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
51 for Arkwright. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
Yep, absolutely. Played by Ronnie Barker, of course, Albert Arkwright. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
And they brought it back, the BBC, as Still Open All Hours with David Jason, of course. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:45 | |
Er, now... Let's go through the rest of these. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Now, Navid Harrid is not EastEnders. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Our Scottish viewers would have got this. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Played by Sanjeev Kohli in Still Game. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
4 points, very well done if you said that. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Um... Right at the top there, | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Alf Roberts, I know an awful lot of people would have got. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
He is from Coronation Street. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Would have scored you 65, so the biggest scorer up there. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Bilbo Bagshot...is played by Bill Bailey | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
in Spaced. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
And would have scored you 2, and Mr Hooper...is from Sesame Street. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:16 | |
And he would have scored you 3 points. So the best answer up there is Bilbo Bagshot. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
-Well done if you said that. -OK, thanks very much. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Halfway through the round, let's look at the scores. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
15, the best score of that pass. Lorraine, very well done indeed. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
That sets you up pretty well. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Then we come up to 29, where we find Sophia and James, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
then up to 51, Aaron and Rich, then Gemma and Brian. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Now, who knows what the next board's going to be like? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Brian, you might know all of them. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
But we'll need a lovely low score from you and maybe, | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
maybe you can redeem yourself. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
-Unlikely. -Well, who knows? Very, very best of luck. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
OK, let's put seven more shopkeepers up on the board, and here they are. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
We have got... | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
There we are. Now remember, we are looking for the show | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
in which each of these shopkeepers first appeared on television | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
and, Rich, you're going to find the one you think fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
-Welcome to the show, Rich. -Thank you. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
-What do you do? -I'm a microgeneration consultant. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
It's a glorified administrator, really. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-Microgenerator? -Yeah, we deal with renewable energy. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
We pay customers on a feeding tariff for being sustainable. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Very good, so this is solar panels, things like that? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-Solar panels, wind farms... -Wood chip burners. -That type of thing. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
OK, now, there you are. You're on 51, Rich. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
-If you can score 48 or less, you are definitely in the next round. -Erm... | 0:12:04 | 0:12:10 | |
-Is it a good board? -Yeah, it's quite a good board. It's a decent board. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
One of my favourite shows has actually come up | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
from when I was younger. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
So my answer is going to be Tubbs and Edward... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-For The League Of Gentlemen. -The League Of Gentlemen, says Rich. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
OK, here comes your red line. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Get below that, you're definitely in Round Two. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Let's see if The League Of Gentlemen is right for Tubbs and Edward. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
It is right. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Well done, you're through. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
-Best score so far, actually, Rich. -APPLAUSE | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
That takes your total up to 65. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
Well played, Rich. Played by Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton, | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
who have gone on to do many brilliant things. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
-There we are. Now, Myra. Welcome to the show. -Hello. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
-Good to have you here. What do you do, Myra? -I'm retired. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
What do you get up to? What do you do with your time? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
I go walking with Lorraine, use my bus pass and I read crosswords | 0:12:57 | 0:13:02 | |
and I love a game of bingo. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
See, that's a Hull accent. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
-No. -No, it's not, apparently. -That was a little joke. -Oh, I see. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
-That went over my head. -Yeah. -What is your accent, Myra? -Scottish. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
-Yes. -LAUGHTER | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-How did you and Lorraine meet? -On the bus. At the bus stop. -Brilliant. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:25 | |
-Brilliant. Now, Myra. Shopkeepers. -Yes. -Incidentally, you're on 15. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
84 or less sees you comfortably through. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
I think I know two, and I don't know which one to go for. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
So do I take a guess or do I... | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
I think I'll go for the bottom one, and I think it's The Simpsons. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
You're going to say Apu Nahasapeemapetilon... | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
-I think, yeah... -The Simpsons. OK. There's your red line. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Get below that, you're in the next round. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Let's see if The Simpsons is right. Let's see how many people said it. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
It's right! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
And you're through, very well done. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
51 is your total. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Very well played, Myra. He runs the Kwik-E-Mart, voiced by Hank Azaria. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
There we are. Now, Brian. Now, listen. All is not lost. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
Here's the scenario in which you get carried out of here, shoulder-high, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
at the end of the game, not now. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
It's this. You score 28. Or less. And James scores 100. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:27 | |
That's the only way it can happen. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon scored 36, | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
just to give you, like, an archaeologist's hammer. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-That's very kind. -To give you some idea of the scale we're talking of. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Well, rather than get another 100, | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
I'm not going to be carried out shoulder-high at the end of this game, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
but I'll crawl out after I say... | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
-Harold Bishop, Neighbours. -Yeah. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
OK, Harold Bishop, Neighbours. Gemma has said yes to that. | 0:14:55 | 0:15:00 | |
-Yes, Dad. -There's no red line for you, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
obviously, as you're the high-scorers. But let's see. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Neighbours, is that right and, if it is, how many people said it? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
It's right. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
That takes your total up to 165, Brian. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
That's awkward, isn't it? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
He ran many shops in Neighbours, actually, Harold Bishop. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Health food store, the coffee shop, most famously. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
He was swept out to sea and presumed dead for many years but, er... | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
He wasn't. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
-Nope. -Came back suffering from amnesia. -Yeah. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
That must have been a very heavy script he paddled his way back with. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Yes, I think it was. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
I think it was a very, very large cheque from the Neighbours people | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
that he managed to paddle himself back to shore with. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
-Now then, James. -Hello. -James. Welcome. Welcome to the show. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:52 | |
What do you do, James? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
I'm a chauffeur for the largest chauffeur company in the UK. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
We chauffeur corporate clients and all sorts of people. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
-Is that London-based...? -It is, but I'll go anywhere. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
I've been to Middlesbrough, Bridlington, all exotic locations. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Wow, all of them. Yes, Middlesbrough, Bridlington. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
Now, James, you're through, which is great news. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
-Yeah, the pressure's off. -The pressure's off. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
With that pressure off, you want to fill in the blanks for us? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
I do. Well, I don't know Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket, no idea. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
I would have gone Gary Sparrow, which I'm going to anyway, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
because I've got no idea who Moon and Noir are, or Giles is... | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
And Gary Sparrow's definitely from... | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
one of the best time-travelling sitcoms ever, Goodnight Sweetheart. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
OK, Gary Sparrow, Goodnight Sweetheart. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Let's see. No red line for you as you're already through. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
But let's see how many people said Goodnight Sweetheart. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
It's right. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
INAUDIBLE | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
50 is your total. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
The lowest total, I might add, of the whole round, so very, very well done indeed. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
Yeah, well played, James. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
There were some proper sighs of, "Of course," | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
from some of the other podiums there as well. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Played by Nicholas Lyndhurst. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Let's take a look at the rest of these. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Do you know Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
-It's got to be a children's show. I'm guessing. -Yep. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Either you're very young or you had very young kids at the time. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
It's Balamory. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Would have scored you 7 points. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-Howard Moon and Vince Noir, you'll know. -The Mighty Boosh. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
That is The Mighty Boosh. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Would have scored you 8. And Rupert Giles? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
It's Buffy The Vampire Slayer, played by Anthony Head, Rupert Giles. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Would have scored you 3 points, | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
so the best answer up there. Well done if you said that. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
So at the end of our first round, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
I'm afraid the pair heading home is Brian and Gemma. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Round One last time, Round One this time. I'm so sorry. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
We just haven't dished up the best Pointless round for you, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
I'm afraid, in two shows. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
I'm so sorry you have to leave so soon. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
But it's been great having you, Brian and Gemma. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
And so three pairs remain. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
At the end of this round, we'll be saying goodbye | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
to another pair in time for our head-to-head round. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
You've all got something to recommend you. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Rich, the lowest individual score of that round | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
for The League Of Gentlemen, so very well done. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
And the other two pairs, just one point between you, 50 and 51. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
Very, very close indeed. This could go any way. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today is... | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Golf. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
..as they could. UK Ryder Cup golfers. Richard. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
We are looking for the name of any golfer | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
representing England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
who has represented Europe in the Ryder Cup | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
from 1979 all the way through to 2012, please. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
So any UK golfer who's played in the Ryder Cup from '79 to 2012. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
Lots of pointless answers. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
I know, for some people, this will be damage limitation | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
but some people at home are going to do very well on this round. Best of luck. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
-Thanks very much indeed. Now then, James. -Yeah. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-Golf? -Uh... I'm just going to play it safe and say... | 0:19:21 | 0:19:27 | |
-..Sandy Lyle. -Sandy Lyle, says James. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Sandy Lyle. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
It's right. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
-Very well done, James. -APPLAUSE | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Good start to the round, 11 for Sandy Lyle. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Well played, James. Scottish two-time Major winner. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
First Briton to win the Masters as well, Sandy Lyle. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Now, Lorraine. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Lorraine, are you comfortable with this as a round? | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
I know a lot of popular ones. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
It's just trying to decide which one is least well-known | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
or least well-remembered. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
-I think I'll go with Justin Rose. -Justin Rose, says Lorraine. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Justin Rose. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
It's right. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
Well, Sandy Lyle scored 11. Justin Rose still going down. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Look at that, not bad at all. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
-Very well done indeed, Lorraine. -APPLAUSE | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Our new low score. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
Well played, Lorraine. An Englishman, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
had a famously terrific performance in the 2012 Ryder Cup, Justin Rose. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Aaron. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
-Hmm. -Aaron. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
You struggling or are you just thinking | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
of which is going to be the best of your excellent answers? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
I've got a few lined up. The main ones, really. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
It's probably the only golf I do watch on telly | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
is the Ryder Cup. So that stands me in good stead, I would say. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
But I'm going to play it relatively safe | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
and go with a fellow Welshman and say Ian Woosnam. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Ian Woosnam, says Aaron. Let's see if that's right. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ian Woosnam. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
It's right. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
So 11 and 9, our only two scores so far. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Where's Woosnam going to end up? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
-Below all of them, look at that! -APPLAUSE | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Very well done indeed, Aaron. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Good answer. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
Yeah, a good answer, good Welsh answer as well. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Also captained the Ryder Cup team in 2006. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
Became the first player ever to win £1 million in a year, | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
first ever golfer to win £1 million. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
-Thank you very much. -Pleasure. That's impressive, isn't it, for Woosy? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
Now then, we're halfway through the round. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
8, the best score of that pass, Aaron, very well done. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Then up to 9, where we find Lorraine and Myra, | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
then up to 11, James and Sophia. Well, very, very close indeed. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
Sophia, you find yourselves slightly ahead there. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
Have you got some good golf stuff here? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
No... | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I've got one name, and I don't even know if he's English. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
Hold on to it, hold on to it with both hands. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
I look forward to hearing what name that is. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
We're going to come back down the line. Second players, step up to the podium. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Remember, we're looking for the name of any UK golfer | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
who's played for Europe in the Ryder Cup. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Now then, Rich. You're on 8. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
The high-scorers on 11 are Sophia and James, which means | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
if you could score 2 or less, you'll avoid becoming the high-scorers. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
-Is golf a big thing for you? -Golf is terrible. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-I was hoping for a sport question, just not golf. -Right. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
I'm going to take a risk. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
And I'm going to for a golfer that's in my head. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-I'm going to go for Ian Poulter. -Ian Poulter. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Well, your red line's going to be low but don't be put off by that | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
because all the scores are very close and low. But Ian Poulter. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Let's see if it's right and let's see how many people said it. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Well done, it's right. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
8 is our low score so far... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-11 is what you get for Ian Poulter. -APPLAUSE | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
19 is your total there, Rich. | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
Yeah, no risk there. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
Ian Poulter, famously a brilliant player in the Ryder Cup. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
He posted a video in 2010, when we won the Ryder Cup, | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
of him and his children eating cereal out of the Ryder Cup. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
Didn't go down brilliantly with everyone. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-But, erm... -I'm sure he washed it afterwards. -No, he didn't. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
It's not dishwasher-proof and he could be bothered. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Weetabix will stick... It will stick. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Weetabix, there's Coco Pops, there's everything in there. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
He mixes his cereal. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Thanks very much. Now then, Myra. We have a new high score, which is 19. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
You're on 9, so if you can score 9 or less, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
you are definitely in the head-to-head. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
How are we feeling about this? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
The only name I can think of, I think | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
it is how his name is... Sam Torrance. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Sam Torrance. OK, let's see if that's right. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Sam Torrance, says Myra. Lorraine, how do you feel about that? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
-I'm hopeful. -You're hopeful. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
-There is your red line, if you get below that... -Oh, yeah(!) | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
..you're in the head-to-head. Let's see if Sam Torrance is right. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
It is right, well done, Myra. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
Now then, will it get you below the red line? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Yes, it will! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
-APPLAUSE -Not only right, it's our best score of the round so far, Myra. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:16 | |
-Very well done. 16 is your score. -That's a great answer. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
A terrific player, also captain as well, Sam Torrance. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
He holds the record for taking the longest time to answer a question on A Question Of Sport. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
-Took over nine minutes to answer one question. -Thinking or just chatting? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
A little bit of both, I suspect. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
He got it right, though. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
OK. Now then, Sophia. Sophia, 19 the high score. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
You have to score 7 or less. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
It's just one sport that I just cannot... | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
bear. And I like watching my sports but golf... | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
No idea. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Come on then, Sophia. What's it going to be? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
-Nick Faldo? -Nick Faldo, says Sophia. OK. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:58 | |
Your red line is going to be a low one. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
Let's see if Nick Faldo gets you down below that red line. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
Is it right? How many people said it? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
It is right. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-24. But a correct answer! -Yeah. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Takes your total up to 35. No bad score, that. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
It's not too high at all, but it just happens to be the high score. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
-But 35, not bad. -Sorry, Sophia. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
He's appeared in more Ryder Cups than any other player, Nick Faldo. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
11 Ryder Cups he's had. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
I said people at home might have done very well. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
There's quite a few pointless answers. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
I'll take you though the low-scorers before we do them. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
3 points for Bernard Gallacher and Mark James, 2 for Peter Oosterhuis | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
and 1 for Graeme McDowell, Brian Barnes and Peter Baker. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Andrew Coltart, the Scot, was a pointless answer, Barry Lane. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
David Feherty, he's American now, just taken American citizenship. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
He was a pointless answer. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
David Gilford, played in two Ryder Cups. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Michael King, played in the '70s. Paul Broadhurst. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Also pointless answers for... | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Paul Casey, one of the more recent ones there. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Ronan Rafferty, the Northern Irishman. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Another very recent player here, Ross Fisher. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
You also would have got pointless answers for | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Brian Waites, David Howell, | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Gordon Brand Jnr, Gordon J Brand - they're not related - | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Howard Clark, Oliver Wilson, Paul Way, | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Phillip Price and Steven Richardson. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Very well done if you said any of those. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
So, at the end of our second round, the pair heading home | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
with their high score of 35, I'm afraid, Sophia and James, it is you. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Well, it could have all been very different there, James. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Could have been. We won the first round. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
We've won a quarter of Pointless, we've just got to come back | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
and try and win the other three-quarters next time. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Your maths is brilliant. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
I've never even thought of it like that, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
but that's exactly what you have to do. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
We look forward to seeing you next time. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Thanks so much, Sophia and James. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
Congratulations, Myra and Lorraine, Aaron and Rich, | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
you're one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at... | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
There it is. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
So, we have now to decide who gets to play for that, | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
and to do that, you are going to go head-to-head. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
This time you are allowed to confer before you give your answer | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
and the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
You've both played incredibly well. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:27:32 | 0:27:36 | |
Italian cities. Richard. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
We're about to show you five images now of Italian cities. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
You just have to identify the most obscure. Very best of luck. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
OK, thanks very much. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
Let's reveal our five Italian cities, | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
and here they come. We have got... | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
There you go. Five Italian cities. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
Now, Myra and Lorraine, you played best throughout the show so far | 0:28:15 | 0:28:19 | |
so you will go first. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:20 | |
-(We get to talk about it. -We do. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
(I think D is Florence. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:26 | |
(Well, I don't know. I know C, but I don't know D. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
(Yeah. You say it.) | 0:28:30 | 0:28:31 | |
We're taking a chance. We think D is Florence. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
D, Florence, say Myra and Lorraine. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
D, Florence. So, Aaron and Rich... | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
We think C's Venice. Um... | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
We think B is Milan. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:48 | |
I've been to Milan, and that looks like the cathedral | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
on the right-hand side, but then, I didn't see that monument or that... | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
-Oh, that's new. That's new. -New, is it? Oh, that's why. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
We think A could possibly be Sardinia. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
We're trying to think of Italian cities on the coast. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
-What do you think? -Take a gamble, go for A. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:03 | |
You want to take a gamble. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
It's on your head, then. We'll go A, Sardinia. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
A, Sardinia, say Aaron and Rich. A, Sardinia. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
So Myra and Lorraine have said that Florence is D. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:16 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
It's right. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:23 | |
-Very well done indeed. 12 for Florence. -APPLAUSE | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
Good answer. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:33 | |
Now then, Aaron and Rich have said that A is Sardinia. A, Sardinia. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:41 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:29:41 | 0:29:42 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said that. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:44 | |
Bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
Which means, Myra and Lorraine, after one question you are up 1-0. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:55 | |
Very well played. Guys, that went badly for a number of reasons. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
Firstly, not only is that not Sardinia, Sardinia is not a city. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:02 | |
Ah, there we go, then. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
It's an island and not only that, but B is Milan, | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
and not only that, would have scored you 10 points. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:09 | |
ALL: Ooh! | 0:30:09 | 0:30:10 | |
-Gutted. -Unlucky. A, well, that's Mount Vesuvius in the background. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
And that's the bay of Naples. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
So A is Naples. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
Would have scored you too many points, would have scored you 26. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
10 points, as we said, for Milan. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
Would have won you the point. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
C is Venice, as I think everyone knew, but a very big scorer, that. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
Would have scored you 89. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
Best answer on the board, very much the best answer, | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
in fact a pointless answer is E. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
It used to be the capital of the Western Roman Empire | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
and it is Ravenna. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
Very well done if you said that. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
That's the Basilica of San Vitale, there. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
Congratulations if you said that at home. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
Thanks very much indeed. So, here comes your second question. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
Aaron and Rich, you get to answer it first | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
but you have to win it to stay in the game. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
Here it comes. It concerns... | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
Film titles with 12-letter words. Richard. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
We're going to show you five films now, | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
all of which have one 12-letter word in their title. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
We've missed out that 12-letter word from each. Can you fill in the gaps? | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
Good luck. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:14 | |
Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five film titles. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
And here they are, we have... | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
There we are. Aaron and Rich, you'll go first. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
-Yeah, we know them all, actually. -We think we know them all. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
But we're debating which one to go for. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
Right, we're going to say the one above bottom. Kindergarten Cop. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
OK, one up from the bottom. Kindergarten Cop. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
OK. Now then, Myra and Lorraine. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
Do you want to talk us through the board and fill in all our blanks? | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
We think the first one's LA Confidential. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
The second one, I can't pronounce. Lorraine knows that one. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:15 | |
Bride Of Frankenstein and Miss Congeniality, the bottom one. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
-We're going for the second one. -I think it's An Inconvenient Truth. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:25 | |
An Inconvenient Truth. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
So we have Kindergarten Cop and An Inconvenient Truth. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
Let's see. Kindergarten Cop, how many people said that? Is it right? | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
It is right. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
20 for Kindergarten Cop. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
Myra and Lorraine have gone for An Inconvenient Truth, | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
let's see how many people said it. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
If this wins it for you, you will go straight through to the final. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
It's right, An Inconvenient Truth. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
Has to beat 20, though. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:01 | |
-And it does! Very well done indeed. 13. -APPLAUSE | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
Which means, Myra and Lorraine, after only two questions, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
-you are straight through to the final, 2-0. -Very well done. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
Well played, Myra and Lorraine. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:15 | |
Yes, Al Gore's documentary about climate change. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
Won the Oscar for best documentary in 2007. Unlucky there, guys. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:22 | |
I suspect you knew all of them as well. Let's fill in the board. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
We've already heard the correct answers, but let's look at the scores. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
LA Confidential, quite a big scorer, actually. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
Would have scored you... | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
43 points. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
Bride Of Frankenstein, an even bigger scorer. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
That would have scored you the most on the board, 62. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
And Miss Congeniality. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
Would have scored you 48. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
So An Inconvenient Truth was the best answer on the board. Couldn't have been beaten. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:48 | |
Thanks very much indeed. So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
I'm afraid it's Aaron and Rich. You played so well up to this point. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
And you had a nightmare on Milan. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
-I didn't recognise the statue, and... -You were at the cathedral, though, | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
you might have been standing on the other side of the statue... | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
I even remember the name of the cathedral, unfortunately... | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
-Or, maybe you were just drunk. -Yeah. -Anyway, listen. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
We look forward to seeing you again. If you can play as well as you've done today next time, | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
then I'm sure you will go one notch better. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
Thanks very much, Aaron and Rich. Great contestants. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
-Sorry. -That's all right! | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
But for Myra and Lorraine, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
Congratulations, Myra and Lorraine, | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
you've fought off all the competition and you have won | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
our coveted Pointless trophy, so many congratulations. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
You now have the chance to win our Pointless jackpot, | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at... | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
There it is. Well done. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:50 | |
-So, you now have something else to talk about on the bus journey. -Yes. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:54 | |
-You're going to have to take the trophy out onto the bus and show everyone. -Good idea. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:58 | |
You've done so well. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
2-0 in the head-to-head, but also the round before, | 0:35:00 | 0:35:02 | |
in our second round, that golf round. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
You blew everyone else out of the water. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
That was incredibly impressive. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Anything you'd particularly like to see come up in this last round? | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
-Films? -Yeah, '50s and '60s show musicals. Musical movies. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:17 | |
-'60s music. -So... -OK. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
Well, as always, you get to choose your category. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
You have four to choose from, and those choices are... | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
-Go on. -Yeah, we've had a discussion | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
and we're going to go for Post-war Literature Prizes. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
Post-war Literature Prizes. OK. Richard. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:45 | |
Good luck, Myra and Lorraine. Here are your three options. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
We are looking for the name of anyone who has won | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
the Queen's Gold Medal for Poetry | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
from when it became the Queen's Gold Medal in 1952, all the way through to 2013. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
We're looking for anyone who has won the Nobel Prize for Literature. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
All the way through from 1946 to 2013, | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
or we're looking for any writer or composer who has won | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
the Pulitzer Prize for Drama for any play or musical written by an American, | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
and that's from 1946, again, all the way through to 2013. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
So the Queen's Gold Medal for poetry, | 0:36:13 | 0:36:14 | |
Nobel Prize for Literature, Pulitzer Prize for Drama. Very, best of luck. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:19 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:20 | |
As always, you've got a minute to come up with three answers. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:24 | |
To win that jackpot, | 0:36:24 | 0:36:25 | |
all you have to do is find one pointless answer among those three. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
Remember the answers you provide can come from any of these categories | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
and how you spread them across the categories is entirely down to you. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
Are you ready? | 0:36:34 | 0:36:35 | |
-Yes. -As we'll ever be. -OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:40 | |
There they are. Your time starts now. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
Right, which one are you going for? Because I don't know any of them so it's all on to you. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
-The Queen's Gold Medal for Poetry, we could guess Philip Larkin. -Yes. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:50 | |
But we could... I know... | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
for sure, Nobel Prize for Literature, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:57 | |
-We'll go for that. -Um... | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
I should be able to come up with one of those. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
-Pulitzer Prize for Drama. -He said something about American. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
Yeah, that's because it's an American prize. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
Um... | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
-Right, so... -Gosh, gosh... | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
-Post-war... -Get back in there! -What was the year? For all of them? | 0:37:14 | 0:37:20 | |
-What was the year? -'46. Post-war. -Sorry. '46. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:24 | |
OK. Um... | 0:37:26 | 0:37:27 | |
-'40s, '50s? I can't think of any. -There might be somebody. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
-Ten seconds left. -So what are we doing? -I don't know if it's '46. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
-Let's go with James Michener. -Right. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
Um... No... | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
Let's not. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
OK, that is your time up. I now need your three... | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
I need your three answers now. What are you going to give me? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
And will you say which category they're in. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
-Nobel Prize for Literature, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. -OK. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:55 | |
-I think we're going to have a guess at the Queen's Gold Medal and go with Philip Larkin. -Philip Larkin. | 0:37:55 | 0:38:00 | |
And... | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Another Nobel Prize for Literature, | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
I think we're going to go with James Michener. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
Of those three, | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
which do you think is your best bet at a pointless answer? | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
I guess we'll put Solzhenitsyn last. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
Solzhenitsyn we'll put last. OK. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
And Philip Larkin's a guess, so we'll go first with him. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
Philip Larkin first so Michener in the middle. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, and here they are. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
We have got Philip Larkin, James Michener | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
Well, very, very best of luck. Your first answer was Philip Larkin. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
This was the one you thought was probably least likely to be pointless. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:39 | |
If it is pointless and you win that jackpot of £1,000, | 0:38:39 | 0:38:43 | |
what would you do with your share of that, Myra? | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
I would give something to my family | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
and have a few more really good games of bingo. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:52 | |
Excellent. Lorraine? | 0:38:52 | 0:38:53 | |
Well, I said I would take a close group of friends on a bus trip. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:58 | |
-I'd like to take them all to the Beamish... -Steam Museum! | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
-Beamish Museum, yes, near Newcastle. -Lovely. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
County Durham, yes, fantastic. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
So, we were looking for, in this instance, | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
we were looking for winners of the Queen's Gold Medal for Poetry, | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
and you said Philip Larkin. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
Let's find out if that's right and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said Philip Larkin. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
It's a good guess. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
Philip Larkin, off to a great start there. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
If this goes all the way down to zero, | 0:39:27 | 0:39:28 | |
you will leave here with £1,000. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
Down it goes, into single figures, still going... | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
-Down to 2, look at that. -APPLAUSE | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
Not bad for a guess! | 0:39:35 | 0:39:36 | |
Not bad for a guess. 2, it scored you, 2 for Philip Larkin. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:44 | |
-Not pointless, though, so only two more chances. -Big name in Hull. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
-He's in Hull parking station. -Of course. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
Well, two more shots at today's jackpot. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
Your second answer was James Michener. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
Now, in this case, you submitted him as a winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. | 0:39:55 | 0:40:00 | |
If this is correct and it goes all the way down to zero, | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
you leave here with £1,000. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:04 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said James Michener. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
Oh, bad luck! | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
so everything is now riding on your third and final answer, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:19 | |
Now, you thought this was probably your best shot at a pointless answer. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
-I think you're pretty sure it's correct. -I think so. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
It just has to go down to zero, and if it does that, | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
you will leave here with £1,000. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Let's find out if Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn is a pointless answer | 0:40:30 | 0:40:33 | |
for a winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
It's right. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Your first answer, Philip Larkin, took us all the way down to 2. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
Your second answer, James Michener, was an incorrect answer, | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
but this, your final answer, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
-down to 1! Oh, bad luck! -APPLAUSE | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
Out of your three answers, two of them were absolutely fantastic. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
And so close! | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
Two brilliant answers there. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
I'm so sorry, though, | 0:41:04 | 0:41:05 | |
you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer, | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
which means you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
That will roll over onto the next show. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:11 | |
But you have been fabulous the whole way, throughout the show, | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
and you do get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so very well done for that. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
-That's unlucky, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
There's going to be names on all of these lists | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
you know as well. It's so tough in that 60 seconds. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
Lots of poets on the list. James Fenton, you could have had. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
You could have had Robert Graves. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:37 | |
Siegfried Sassoon. You could have had Stephen Spender, | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
you could have had DJ Enright, Derek Walcott, | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
you could have had Fleur Adcock, Jo Shapcott, all sorts of names. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
In fact, anyone apart from Betjeman, Larkin, who scored 2, | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
Ted Hughes scored 2 and Stevie Smith scored 1. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Anyone else who won that medal, if you said them, you would have just won the money. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
Let's take a look at the next category. Nobel Prize for Literature. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
Some big names here. | 0:41:58 | 0:41:59 | |
-Oh! -Bertrand Russell, you could have had. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
Gabriel Garcia Marquez. You could have had Harold Pinter. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
You could have had John Steinbeck, also could have had Albert Camus. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
You could have had Dario Fo, you could have had Derek Walcott | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
again, he's been a pointless answer in both of those categories. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
Gunter Grass, Hermann Hesse, JM Coetzee, Jean-Paul Sartre was a pointless answer. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:17 | |
Very well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
And finally, the Pulitzer Prize for Drama. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
David Mamet, who won for Glengarry Glen Ross. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
You could have had Edward Albee, who's won it three times. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
You could have had Eugene O'Neill | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
and you could have had Marvin Hamlisch, who won it for A Chorus Line. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
So very well done if you got some of those at home. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
Terrific play, though, in those three answers | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
and very, very unlucky, I think, not to get a pointless answer there. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
Unfortunately, goodbye to you, Myra and Lorraine, | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
It's been fabulous having you, and you have been brilliant contestants. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
Thank you both so much for playing. Myra and Lorraine. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
-Thank you! We've had a lovely day. -APPLAUSE | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
Well, sadly, Myra and Lorraine didn't win our jackpot today | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
which means it rolls over onto the next show, | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
when we will be playing for £2,000. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
Join us next time to see if someone can win it. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
And it's goodbye from me, goodbye. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:05 |