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Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
the show where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you can. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
You do that by coming up with the answers no-one else could think of. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
-Couple number one. -Hi, I'm Catherine. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-This is my sister Kirsten, and we're from Edinburgh. -Couple number two. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Hi, I'm Mark. This is my friend Jim, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
and we're both students at the University of Warwick. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Couple number three. -Hi, I'm Erin, this is my mum's partner Dave. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
-We've come from London and Coventry. -And couple number four. -Good day. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
I'm Dave from York and from Hampshire we have Richard, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
known to the world as Dickie. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Thanks very much, all of you. We'll find out more about you as the show goes along. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
That just leaves one more person for me to introduce. He's got | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
a thirst for knowledge but he will also drink dandelion and burdock. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Hiya. Hi, everyone. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
-Good afternoon to you. -And to you. -How are you? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
I'm very well, I'll tell you what, though. I hope I'm not breaking a terrible confidence | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
here, we do sometimes pre-record these shows, they don't go out live. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
-I know. I know. -You're kidding me. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
No, sometimes we do. So when people watch this it might be in spring or in high summer, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
you never know. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
We are recording this, I don't think you can see my breath there. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-I'm going to say it's fresh in the studio. -It is quite cold, isn't it? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
-Yeah. -Some days you can walk in and it's fine, some days | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-it's like someone has left a massive door open. -Yes. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
I'm going to say, because by the end of the show | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
when I have a beard and bits of icicle hanging off it, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
I just want to let people know that's why. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
It is a bit like the re-creation of Shackleton's last voyage, isn't it? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-Yes, a little. Just a bit. -Very similar. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-Let's take a look at our crewmates. -Yes! -That's good, isn't it? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-By which I mean our contestants. -Very good. -Thank you. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Two returning players, Jim and Mark did very well last time | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
got through to the head-to-head. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
But Dickie and Dave, less so. Knocked out first round. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Dave, who as we learned last time, used to be a Viking. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
-I think that's what the V stands for. -Dave Viking? Yeah, I think so. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:29 | |
That's quick fun, isn't it? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Now Round One today is a sort of round that everyone's going to be | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
scared of, but actually I think when you actually play the round, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
-you might surprise yourself. -OK. Thanks very much indeed. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
As usual all of today's questions have been | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
asked of 100 people before the show. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Our contestants are on the hunt for those all-important pointless | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
answers, that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Each time that happens we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Now, Hayley and Loz didn't win the jackpot last time | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
so we add another £1,000 to that, so the jackpot starts off at £2,500. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
eliminated and also, please remember there's to be no conferring during the round. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
OK. Our first category is... | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, and who's going to go second? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Shakespeare Quotations. Richard. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
On each pass we'll show you seven Shakespeare quotations | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
but we have left out one word from each one. Can you tell us what that word is, please? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
The more obscure answer you give, the lower your score will be. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home, best of luck. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Thanks very much indeed. So we're looking for the missing word which | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
completes each of these Shakespeare quotations. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Here's our first board of seven. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
I will read those all one more time. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
Catherine and Kirsten, you all drew lots before the show and you are going to go first. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
-Kirsten, welcome to the show. -Thank you. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
-What do you do? -I'm a student at Glasgow University. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-OK, from Edinburgh, at Glasgow. What year are you in? -I'm in fourth year. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
-Fourth year. -Yeah. Studying Veterinary Medicine but I'm into zoology at the moment. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
What do you like getting up to in your spare time. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
I really love music so I try to go and see a lot of live bands | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
-and DJs around Glasgow. -Excellent, how's your Shakespeare? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
It's average I'd say, but I think I know a couple of them. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Just trying to figure out which one is going to be best. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
I think I'm going to risk it and say the Hamlet quotation is, "Alas, poor Horick." | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
-"Alas poor, Horick"? -Yeah. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Says Kirsten. Let's see if that is right. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people have said "Horick". | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Kirsten, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. I'm really sorry. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
Scores you the maximum of 100 points. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Sorry, often tough on that first podium. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Mark, welcome back. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-Welcome back. Now you are an undergraduate at the University of Warwick. -Yes. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:59 | |
-Remind us what you do there. -I'm studying economics. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
What do you get up to in your spare time? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
At Warwick I do a lot of theatre and a bit of singing. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
-I sing in an a cappella group. -Do you? What sort of size group? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
-There are 13 of us. -Do you perform around the university or...? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Yes, we performed yesterday, in fact. We had a little thing. A concert. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:22 | |
-Did you go along? -I didn't, unfortunately. -That was loyal, good. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-Any particular pressing reason why not? -I was in rehearsal for another | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
show at the time. I was there in spirit. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Mark, that's a show you can miss as well. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
So then, Mark, what about all these Shakespeare quotes. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
I think you're going to know all of them. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Erm, it's safe to say I don't know all of them. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Jim is pretty solid on Shakespeare. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
So I'm going to go for a safe one. I'm going to go for | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
"Is this a dagger which I see before me?" Macbeth. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
"Is this a dagger which I see before me?" | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Let's see if that's right and see how many people said dagger. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
38. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Very well done, Mark, 38 for dagger. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Said by Macbeth himself of course. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
You've said "Macbeth" an awful lot of times and you're not supposed to. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-Oh, no! -It's supposed to bring a chill upon the studio... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
They do say so, yes. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Now, Erin, welcome to the show, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
great to have you here. What do you do? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
I actually work in cricket. I work with the England team | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
-and a lot of former England players. -That's fun. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
-That is great, how long have you done that? -For three summers now. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
But you work with a lot of former cricketers. What do you do for them? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
A lot of appearances they might do for sponsors, that kind of thing, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
also we provide a team of former players that will take on local | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
clubs and schools, that kind of thing. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
-A lot charitable work as well? -Exactly, yeah. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Fantastic. How are we feeling about this board? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
I'm going to have to go with the | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
one that, if it's right, will be the highest-scoring. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
And say, "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
"A rose by any other name." | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
I can guarantee it's not going to be quite as high-scoring as one | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
answer we've had. But we'll find out. A rose, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
is that right and if it is, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
how many of our 100 people said rose? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
It's right. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Well 38... Oh! 68, your score. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Said by Juliet in the famous balcony scene of course. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Dave V. Dave V... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
-The V doesn't stand for Viking obviously. -It doesn't. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
That would be too good to be true. What does it stand for? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-It stands for Vale. Second name. -Dave Vale. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
That's a good name, Dave Vale. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-And he plays in a medieval rock band. -I used to. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
He was sacked from a medieval rock band. Quite recently. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
-He played the drums. -Yes. -Dave Vale! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
HE IMITATES DRUMS | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
-Did you ever do that? You should have. -Constantly! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Good. And that...? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
When you drum, did you ever have a hat with horns on? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
-I didn't, no. I missed a trick. -He'd become a hat with horns on. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Yeah, no wonder you got fired. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Now, then, Dave. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Dave. This board's all yours. Do you fancy having a punt at any of them? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
I'll have a punt. I think it's "full fathoms foul..." | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
but I'm not sure about that. "Now is the winter of our | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
"discontent made glorious summer by this son of York." | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
And I think it's, "Playthings to wanton boys we are to the gods." | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Again I'm not sure about that. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
It's, "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio." | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
But, I'm going to go for last one, "Once more unto the breach, | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
"dear friends, once more, or close the wall up with our English dead." | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Well done. Like that, "English dead!" Was that one of your songs? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
-English Dead! -English Dead! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Dave V says, "Once more unto the breach." Let's see if that's | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
59, well done. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-59 for breach. -Yes, said by Henry V himself, of course. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Everyone taking advantage there of poor Kirsten's one-letter mistake to | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
go for the obvious answers. It is "Yorick" not "Horick". | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
That would've scored you... 50 points. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
Now, it's not "full fathom foul." Do you know that one? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
-"Five". -"Full fathom five". | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Absolutely. That would have scored you nine points. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Now is the...? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
-"Winter". -Yep. Richard III, that would've scored 47. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-It's not, "As playthings to wanton boys." -"Flies". | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
"As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods." | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Five points for that so that's the best answer up there, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-well done if you said that. -Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores as they | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
stand. 38 the best score, Mark, very well done and we've still got | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Jim, the Shakespeare expert to come. So we're expecting great things. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Listen, no pressure, Jim. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
None at all(!) | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Then up to 59 where we find Dave Vale and Dickie. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Then up to 68 where we find Erin and Dave H. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
And then up to 100 where we find Kirsten and Catherine. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Anything might happen in the next pass, Catherine, best of luck. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
We're going to come back down the line. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
OK, we'll put seven more Shakespeare quotes on the board | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
and here they come... | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
I'll read those all again. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Now, Dickie, remember we are looking for the missing | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
words in each of these quotes from Shakespeare and you're going to | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
try and find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew. Now, Dickie. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-Yes. -You and Dave are celebrating 20 years of close friendship. -Yes. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
What are some of the things you've done, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
obviously you're appearing on Pointless as part | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
of the celebrations, the whole year | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
-is given up to this. -I did not know that. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
There are street parties going to be held in our part of the country. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:32 | |
What else are you doing to celebrate or have you done in this | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
anniversary year? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
We've both got really different music tastes, looking | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
so similar it's hard to imagine that we have but, we thought it | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
might be quite a nice idea to go to gigs that each other likes. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:48 | |
-That was brave. -It was. Especially on my part. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
I took Dave to see Chas'n'Dave earlier this year, which he | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
really enjoyed. And Dave took me to see a group called the Hawkwind. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
"The" Hawkwind! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-Is it the Hawkwind? -I think it's just Hawkwind. -Yeah. Yeah. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
-They did have horns on their headwear! -Did they really? -They did. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
Yeah! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Brilliant. OK, Dickie, which one of these quotes do you want to go for? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
I kind of knew that hopefully the Carry On films didn't let me | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
down, so I am going to say, because I remember one of the characters | 0:13:19 | 0:13:25 | |
saying it in Carry On Cleo, "Beware the ides of March." | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
"Beware the ides of March," says Dickie. You're on 59. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
The high-scorers are Catherine and Kirsten on 100, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
40 or less gets you through. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
There's your red line, below that you are in Round Two. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
Let's see how many you score for the "ides of March". | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
61. That takes you up to 120. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
I think you should be all right. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
-Yes, a big scorer, isn't it? -Yes. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
120 is a fair old score as well, yep, "Beware the ides of March." | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Beware 15th March we would say if we were talking today. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Now, Dave H, welcome. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
-You've come here from Coventry? -I do. -What does the H stand for? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
-Hayward. -I thought you were going to say Hale for a minute, | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
that would be just... Hale and Vale! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Erm... What do you do, Dave? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
I'm a calibration engineer working in the aerospace industry. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:23 | |
Very good. Now then, how is your Shakespeare? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Not a good board to be honest. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
I knew...I think I know two on the board. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
I'm going to go for the top one, | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
"The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
"The slings and arrows," says Dave. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
The high scorers are Dickie and Dave on 120. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
You're on 68, 51 or less sees you through. There is your red line. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Let's see if "arrows" was right. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
Let's see if it will get Dave below the red line. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Yes, it will! Ooh, just, look at that! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
You needed 51. 48 you got. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-116 your total. -That's close, wasn't it? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Said by Hamlet himself in the To Be Or Not To Be speech. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
-Thanks very much indeed. Now, Jim. -Hello. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Oh, look at that! Bushy-tailed, bright-eyed, Jim. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
It's like being in a Shakespearean seminar, isn't it? It's amazing. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
That is a man who was rehearsing a show just yesterday. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
-What was the show? -Rehearsing School For Scandal, the Sheridan play. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
-So, you've got all your lines learnt? -More or less, yes. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Ohhh, more or less. Ohhhh! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Every director's nightmare, Jim, more or less. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
-It's the less bits they're worried about. -Definitely. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
I've got a bit of a reputation for ad-libbing in shows, which is | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
deserved unfortunately but, yeah, it's not great. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
I like the way he said "deserved". | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
He suddenly came over all Cartman. It was brilliant. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Now, Jim, there you are on 38, you mustn't score more | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
than 81 or we'll have to say goodbye to you and that would be a travesty. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
We need from you a nice low-scoring word. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
I was going to go for "slings and arrows" but I'm going to | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
go for, "He will come to her in yellow stockings." Twelfth Night. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
"Yellow stockings," says Jim. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Here's your red line, nice and high. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Let's see if "yellow stockings" get you below that red line? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
They certainly do, very well done, Jim. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Look at that, nine! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
47 is your total, Jim. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Well played, Jim, very good answer. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-I'm one of the country's leading Twelfth Night scholars. -Are you now? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:35 | |
-In that I did it for O-level. -So did I. Yeah, yeah! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
So did I! I was thinking, "Yes, I know that too." | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
-Ask me anything about it. -Yeah, I remember that. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
OK, thank you very much indeed. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Now then, Catherine, there you are 100, you were the high-scorers. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
You might get through if you can score 19 or less. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Catherine, what do you do, by the way? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-I'm a student at the University of St Andrews. -St Andrews. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
So none of you tempted to stay in Edinburgh? You wanted to get away. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
It's important, otherwise the temptation is to go home | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
and get your washing done. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
What do you get up to when you're not studying? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
I love reading. But this isn't the best topic. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Not Shakespeare so much. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Which of these do you think? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
I think I know the Macbeth one. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
I think it's, "Out, out, brief stains!" | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
I'm not sure though. I'm going to go for that, "stains". | 0:17:22 | 0:17:27 | |
"Out, out, brief stains!" says Catherine. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
OK. "Brief stains". There's your red line, | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
if you get below that with "stains" you're through to Round Two. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
Let's see if it's right. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
If it is, let's see how many people said "stains". | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Oh, dear. Bad luck, I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
Scores you the maximum of 100 points. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
It takes your total up to 200. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
-Not "stains", I'm afraid. Do you know? -"Candle". | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
"Out, out, brief candle!" Yes. "Life is but a walking shadow." | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Six points as well, so it would have seen you through if you'd know it. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
-"O brave new"...? -World! Brave New World, sorry. -Yep. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
That would have scored 69 points. "If"...? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
BOTH: "If music be the food of love..." | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
We knew that, of course. Orsino. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
"Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
"the appetite may sicken, and so die." | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-"And so die". -I was Orsino in the school play. -Were you? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -Wow. -I ad-libbed a lot, though. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
-Better at my Shakespeare. -I had a reputation for... | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-Was it "deserved"? -"Deserved!" | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
I'm going to be honest with you. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
And the last one there, "This royal throne of kings, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
"this sceptred isle." | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Yeah. That would have scored you 26. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Very well done to anyone who went all the way through that board, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-very impressive. -Thank you very much indeed. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
So at the end of our first round, I'm afraid the pair heading home, | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
our latest members of the 200 club, it's Catherine and Kirsten. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
-"Horick" is so close to "Yorick". -Hair's breadth. I know. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Well, we had to say goodbye to you, but we will see you again next time. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
I look forward very much indeed, and I promise there'll be no more Shakespeare. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Thanks so much for playing, Catherine and Kirsten. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
But for the remaining three pairs it is now time for Round Two. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
So, three pairs remain. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
At the end of this round we'll have to say goodbye to another pair | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
in time for our head-to-head. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
Dickie and Dave, welcome to Round Two. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Yeah, it's great. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Jim and Mark, very well done, our lowest-scoring pair there. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Very good ensemble play from the pair of you. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
And Erin and Dave, a nice middling score from the pair of you | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
so very well done. Very best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Our category for round two is... | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Ensemble Casts, Richard. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
We're about to show you two photographs from films which | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
famously had ensemble casts. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
One of the photographs is of The Magnificent Seven, | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
and one of the photographs is of Reservoir Dogs. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
We need you to name any actor in either of the photographs, please. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
So we're looking for the name of anyone in either of these pictures | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
and here are the two images. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
OK. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
There we are. Now, Mark. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
This is about as bad as a round could possibly get for me. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
I literally have not got a clue about any of them. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
OK, I'm just going to...say a name. I'm really sorry, Jim. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
Let's go with... I'm just going to say Clint Eastwood. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
Clint Eastwood, says Mark. Let's see if that's right and if it is, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Clint Eastwood. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Oh, bad luck, Mark. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-scores you the maximum of 100 points. -Unlucky, Mark. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
It's not a bad guess at all but, yeah, not in either of those photos. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:08 | |
-Thanks very much. Now then, Erin. Is this any better for you? -No. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:13 | |
-That might be a relief for Jim and Mark there. -Yeah. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
I have no idea. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
I'm just going to guess a name. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
He's not even an actor but you never know. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
I'm literally just going to go with the name...John Smith. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Oh, you're going to make up an actor as well! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Let's find out. Is John Smith in either of those pictures? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
No. Bad luck. Oh, that's a lifeline, Jim and Mark. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
I'm sorry, that's an incorrect answer. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
That scores you 100 points. But you're in good company. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
I thought this round would be easier than the Shakespeare round, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
I'm going to be honest with you. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Thanks very much. Now, Dickie. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
This, at long last, is going to land on fertile ground over there. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:04 | |
No. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Because it's not Carry On or James Bond. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
I know one of the guys from Reservoir Dogs | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
but I just can't think of his name. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Which is probably the same as everyone else. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
I'll give you a clue, it's not John Smith. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
Ah, that's a game changer. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
In that case... No, at the moment it could be anybody's game. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
I'm really not sure, so I'm going to have to say Steve McQueen. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Steve McQueen. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Ah! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Listen to that sweet music. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
38. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
38 for Steve McQueen. Very well done, Dickie. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Yeah, that's how you guess, Dickie. Very well played. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
And there he is in the bottom picture. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
OK. Halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Just the two scores between the three of you. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Dickie and Dave on 38. Looking very strong. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Then it's up to 100, where we find Erin and Dave and Mark and Jim. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
So, yes. Dave and Jim, it's between the pair of you. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Best of luck. Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
OK, Dave. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
We're looking for any cast member | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
featured in either of these photographs. Obviously you're going | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
to try and find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Look at that - Dickie's left you in a very strong position. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
The high scorers jointly on 100, you're on 38. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
61 or less gets you through. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
This kind of plays right into my wheelhouse | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
cos they're both favourite films of mine. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
I'm thinking I might have a shot at a pointless. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
-Horst Buchholz. -Horst Buchholz. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Horst Buchholz. Here comes your red line. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
Let's see if Horst Buchholz can get you below that. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Let's see if it can get you a pointless answer, | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
that would be fantastic. Is it right, how many people said it? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
It's right. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
You're in the Head-to-Head. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
And that scores you two! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
That's a great answer, Dave. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
I'm sorry it didn't net you a £250 bonus for the jackpot. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
But it takes your total up to 40. Very well done. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Erin, if only you'd made up the name Horst Buchholz. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
There he is in The Magnificent Seven. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Thanks, Richard. Dave. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Now, as I said, it's between you and Jim. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
How well do you know either of these films? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
The top film, not at all. The one on the bottom, I think I know a couple. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:51 | |
I'm going to go for James Coburn. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
James Coburn, says Dave. Let's see if that's right. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Let's see how many people said James Coburn. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
It's right. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
14. Very well done indeed. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Well played, Dave. There he is, unmistakable figure of James Coburn. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
Did you know Chris Evans bought James Coburn's car for £5.5 million? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:24 | |
-I do know. That's a car! What sort of car was it? -A Mini. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:29 | |
It was a Ferrari, apparently. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
At the time it was the most expensive car ever bought. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Thanks very much. Now, Jim, you have a target. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
-I do. -You also have, courtesy of Dave over there, | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
an indication of the kind of name we're looking for, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
if you want to score under 14. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
Might be tricky. I know a few names. I knew McQueen and Coburn. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
The only other one I can name is Yul Brynner. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
For Reservoir Dogs, I can pick out Tim Roth, Michael Madsen | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
and Quentin Tarantino. I'm going to hope that people have forgotten that | 0:25:59 | 0:26:04 | |
Quentin Tarantino is in his own film. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
-So, let's say Quentin Tarantino. -Quentin Tarantino. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Here's your red line. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
13 or less is what you want. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Let's find out how many people said Quentin Tarantino. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
It's right. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Still going down. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Still going down. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Oh, no! 15! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Oh, no! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Jim, I'm really sorry. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
That's a great answer and I think very, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
very well thought through as well. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
You needed 14 to tie. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
I'm afraid you got 15. That's so unfair. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Not unfair, it's just unfortunate. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
-Deserved. -115. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Deserved, oh! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
That was so unlucky. Really well played. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
The other two answers you could have given me - | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-Tim Roth would have scored 18. -OK. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
-Michael Madsen... -Oh, no, don't. Don't. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
OK, I won't tell you. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Michael Madsen would have scored 16. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
There's other names up there that you'll know | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
and if you got the guy in the shell suit you'd be laughing. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Let's go through both of the pictures. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
We'll start with The Magnificent Seven. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
We've had one of the best answers - Horst Buchholz. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
You could also have Brad Dexter, would have scored you two. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
There's Robert Vaughn. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Would have scored you 12. Still on British TV now, of course. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Charles Bronson, who would have scored you 14. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
And Yul Brynner, he would have scored you 54 points. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
No point going for Yul Brynner. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:42 | |
Well done if you got it at home. Much better than scoring 100. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:46 | |
The top one, there is a pointless answer in there. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
He played crime boss Joe Cabot. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
He's obscured there. Lawrence Tierney. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:56 | |
Very well done if you said him. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
On your far right is another very good answer. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
Also very well known as an author. Eddie Bunker. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
He would have scored you one point. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
Now, the man in the shell suit, Sean Penn's brother. Chris Penn. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
Would have scored you eight points. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
Steve Buscemi, he would have scored 15 points. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
And Harvey Keitel, he would have scored you 21 points. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:19 | |
Very well done to anyone who got a pointless answer there. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
-Well done to anyone who didn't get 100. -Thanks, Richard. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
So at the end of our second round, I'm afraid it's Jim and Mark. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:30 | |
Head-to-Head last time. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
I know - an audible "Ahh" from the audience. We really enjoyed | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
having you on the show, it's been great fun and every time we've had | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
to ask you something, Jim, you've been priceless. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
I could listen to Jim talking for days. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
-Come back another time. Under an assumed name. -I'll try my best. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:50 | |
Great to have you on the show, Jim and Mark, thanks for playing. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
For the remaining two pairs it's now time for the Head-to-Head. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
Congratulations, Dickie and Dave V, Erin and Dave H. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
Now we have to decide who's going to play for that money | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
and to do that you're going to go head-to-head. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
You are now allowed to confer and the first pair to win two questions | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
will be playing for the jackpot. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the Head-to-Head. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns... | 0:29:33 | 0:29:37 | |
We're going to give you the names of five Dan Brown novels | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
but we're only showing you the number of letters in each word. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
-Can you tell us what the novels are? Very best of luck. -Thanks very much. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
OK, let's reveal our five Dan Brown novels, and here they are. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:55 | |
I'll read them one last time. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
Dickie and Dave, you've played best throughout the show, | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
-so you get to go first. -Right. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
I'm hoping I'm counting these letters right. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
I'm going to go for 9 and 5. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
Deception Point. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:25 | |
Deception Point, say Dickie and Dave. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
Deception Point. Now, Erin and Dave, he sounds like he knows, doesn't he? | 0:30:28 | 0:30:33 | |
-Yeah! -Do you want to talk us through the other ones? | 0:30:33 | 0:30:37 | |
We'd like to but we can't! We only know the top one. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:42 | |
So, yeah, we've got no choice. The Da Vinci Code. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
OK, Dickie and Dave said Deception Point. Let's see if that's right | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
It's right. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:55 | |
12 for Deception Point. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
Erin and Dave H have gone for The Da Vinci Code. Let's see if | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said that. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
It's right. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
41. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:21 | |
Very well done, Dickie and Dave. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
-After one question you are up 1-0. -Well played. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:29 | |
It's a thriller about a scientific discovery in the Arctic Circle. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
Let's go through the rest of these. The next one down... | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
About a forgetful drummer. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
The next one down... | 0:31:48 | 0:31:49 | |
And the bottom one, released in 2013... | 0:31:53 | 0:31:55 | |
So Digital Fortress best answer on the board. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
Thanks very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
Erin and Dave H, you get to answer this one first but you have to | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
win it to stay in the game, so best of luck. It concerns... | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
We're going to show you five picture clues to the titles | 0:32:17 | 0:32:21 | |
of Elvis Top 40 singles. We need you to give us | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
the title of the song these clues most closely represent. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
OK, let's reveal out our five picture clues to Elvis songs, | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
and here they come. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:31 | |
OK. Erin and Dave H, you will go first. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
WHISPERING | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
-OK. -OK, we're going to go for E, Jailhouse Rock. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:16 | |
Jailhouse Rock. Now then. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
Dickie and Dave V, can you talk us through that board? | 0:33:19 | 0:33:24 | |
Pretty much. We weren't sure on the first one, actually. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
-The second one... -Wooden Heart. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
Blue Suede Shoes. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
And Surrender, obviously, that one. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
-So...what do you reckon? -I say Wooden Heart. -Yeah? | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
-Wooden Heart, please. -OK, Wooden Heart, say Dickie and Dave V. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:44 | |
We have Jailhouse Rock versus Wooden Heart. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Erin and Dave H said Jailhouse Rock. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
It's right. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
50. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:58 | |
50 for Jailhouse Rock. Dickie and Dave V have gone for Wooden Heart. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:05 | |
Let's see if that's right and how many people said that. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
It's right. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
If this goes below 50 you are through... | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
Yes, you are! There we are, 45. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
Not a lot in it but Dickie and Dave V, after only two questions, | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
you are through to the final. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
Well played, gents. Let's fill in the rest of this board. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
A, a very minor hit... | 0:34:26 | 0:34:27 | |
I thought it might score a few more than that. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. OK, there we are. The pair leaving us at | 0:34:45 | 0:34:48 | |
the end of the Head-to-Head, I'm afraid it's Erin and Dave. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
This is great news for us | 0:34:51 | 0:34:52 | |
because it means we get to see you again next time. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
You'll come back, maybe you'll go even further. But it's been great | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
having you on the show. We look forward to seeing you next time. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
Erin and Dave. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
For Dickie and Dave V it's now time for our Pointless Final. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
Congratulations, Dickie and Dave, you fought off all the competition | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
and you've won our coveted Pointless Trophy. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
which stands at £2,500. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:29 | |
So there you are. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
Among the many trophies you will have to show for your 20 years | 0:35:34 | 0:35:39 | |
of friendship, you've now got a Pointless one to add that. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
You've done so well. Really, really good answers. Horst Buchholz. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:45 | |
I'm sorry that didn't score zero for you but it did most of the way. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:51 | |
It shows you what wasting your life watching cowboys can do to you. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
-And reading Dan Brown - Deception Point. -I've only ever read one. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:58 | |
And I thought it was rubbish. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
What would you like to see come up in this round? | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
You've been quite lucky - things have fallen pretty well for you. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
Things have fallen in our lap. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Let the gods throw them as they may. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
You kick this round off by choosing your category, | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
and here are your four options. They are... | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
There's one...sticks out to me. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
I reckon Monty Python, Sporting Finals are going to be your... | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
I'm thinking Monty Python, to be honest. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
So, my Belgium knowledge, I'll stand aside | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
so you can go ahead with those. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
-Your waffle knowledge. -That's right, yeah. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
-Yeah, Monty Python, please. -OK, Monty Python it is. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
Let's take a look at your three options. Very different options. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
We're looking for... | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
any cheese mentioned in the famous cheese shop sketch. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
So, the original cheese shop sketch, any cheese mentioned in that. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
It's hard to say "cheese shop sketch." | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
This is easy - any film directed by Terry Gilliam. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:07 | |
No short film, TV films, no documentaries, anything like that. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
Or any country visited by Michael Palin in Around The World In 80 Days. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:15 | |
So any country he actually stops in. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
By country we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
So, any cheese shop sketch - phew! | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
Any film directed by Terry Gilliam | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
or any Around The World in 80 Days country. Very best of luck, guys. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:31 | |
You've got up to one minute to come up with three answers | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
and all you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
to be pointless. Remember, the answers you provide can come from | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
any of these categories, and how you spread them across the categories | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
is entirely up to you. They can all come from the same one or two | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
from one, one from another. Completely up to you. Are you ready? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
-BOTH: Yes. -OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:53 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
OK, what I think I might do, Dave, is go off, have a nice cup | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
of Horlicks, and let you carry on with it because... | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
Brazil... Um...Time Bandits. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:06 | |
12 Monkeys. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:07 | |
I can't think of any other ones. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
He did one about Don Quixote. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
I've got a cheese as well - Yarg. I think we should go for that. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
-Yarg? -It's a... Trust me, it's... -It is a cheese? | 0:38:16 | 0:38:20 | |
It is a cheese and it's in the sketch. I'm sure it's in the sketch. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
-Right, OK. -Um... | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
Just trying to think of some more films by Terry Gilliam. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
Brazil, Time Bandits...oh, the one...the Arthurian one. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:34 | |
In New York. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
Fisher King. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
So, if we say Fisher King and Time Bandits and Yarg. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:43 | |
-You are so good. -Ten seconds left. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
-Yeah, we'll do that. -OK. -OK. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
-OK, you're happy with those? -Yes. -Very well done. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
We will stop the clock there. What are your three answers going to be? | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
We've got two answers from Films By Terry Gilliam - The Fisher King. | 0:38:54 | 0:39:00 | |
-And...Time Bandits. -And Time Bandits. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
And a cheese from the cheese shop sketch - it's not easy to say that! | 0:39:04 | 0:39:09 | |
-Yarg. -Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
I think Yarg. If it's right I think that might be pointless. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
OK, Yarg we will put last. Least likely to be pointless? | 0:39:16 | 0:39:21 | |
I'm thinking Time Bandits. I'm not even sure it's by Terry Gilliam now. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:27 | |
-It might be. -Oh! -We'll give it a go. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:28 | |
-I sounded really convincing, didn't I? -You did! I fell for it. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
We'll put Time Bandits first. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
OK, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
and here they are. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:36 | |
Very best of luck. Your first answer was Time Bandits. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Remember, only one of these answers has to be correct for you | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
to win that jackpot - £2,500. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
Quite a nice jackpot. What would you do with your share of that, Dickie? | 0:39:50 | 0:39:54 | |
Well, me and my wife, hopefully, all being well, | 0:39:54 | 0:39:57 | |
buying our first home soon | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
and the kitchen needs a little bit of tweaking, | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
so we'd put some towards that and also there's a little charity | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
we support and we're going to give a little bit to them as well. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:10 | |
Very good. Dave, how about you? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
Beer, heavy metal and women. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
I can't believe you get a clap for that. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
OK, very best of luck. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
Your first answer was Time Bandits. Has to be correct | 0:40:27 | 0:40:29 | |
then it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Let's find out, for £2,500, how many of our 100 people thought | 0:40:32 | 0:40:36 | |
Time Bandits was a Terry Gilliam film? | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
It's right. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:42 | |
If this goes all the way down to zero | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
you'll be leaving here with £2,500. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Six. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
Of course it's a Terry Gilliam film. You start to doubt everything... | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
-I doubted myself. -I know. Happens all the time. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
-I mean, I don't know with you... -All the time! | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
OK, not a pointless answer. Only two more shots at today's jackpot. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
Your second answer was The Fisher King, | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
another Terry Gilliam film. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:15 | |
Let's find out if it's correct and if it's pointless. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
For £2,500, how many people said The Fisher King? | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
Well, it's right. Your first answer took us all the way down to six. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:30 | |
Your second answer, The Fisher King, takes us down the teens | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
and into single figures. It passes six, down it goes... | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
You did it! | 0:41:37 | 0:41:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
That's fantastic. Very well done. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
Congratulations, Dickie and Dave. Fisher King was a pointless answer, | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
which means you go home with our jackpot of £2,500. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
That was great. Congratulations, guys, very well deserved. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
It's been great fun having you on the show. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
If we had to use your last answer, Yarg, | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
would have scored you 100 points. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
-Not in the sketch, I'm afraid. -Really? -Yeah. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
There's plenty of cheese that are, though. Let's start with those. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
You could have had... | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
Limburger, Smoked Austrian, Boursin, Dorset Blue Vinny. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
There's Emmental, Lancashire, Norwegian Jarlsberger, | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
Port Salut, Red Windsor, White Stilton and, of course, | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
All of those were pointless answers. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
Let's take a look at the Terry Gilliam films. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
Well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
Very well done if you got a pointless answer at home. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Dickie and Dave, | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500. Very well done. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:13 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
-to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 |