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Thank you very much. Hello, I am Alexander Armstrong

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and welcome to Pointless, the game where we aim for the obscure

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and we ignore the obvious. Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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Hi there, I'm Simon. This is my brother Stephen

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-and we are from Newark.

-Couple number two.

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I'm Sharon. This is my good friend Caroline

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and we're from Streatham in South London.

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-Couple number three.

-Hi, I'm Helen.

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This is my friend Vinay and we're from Leeds and Bradford.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Sam. This is my neighbour Pat and we're from Chester.

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And these are today's contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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Thanks very much. We'll find out about you

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throughout the show as it goes along.

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That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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Today's forecast is overcast

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with a 90% chance of an absolute fact storm.

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya. Hi, everybody.

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Good afternoon.

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-A fact storm. I like that.

-Yeah.

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-That is good. Four new pairs again.

-I know!

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-Happened a few times recently.

-Yeah.

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We keep having these newcomers coming in and winning.

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-And we've given away four jackpots in a row as well.

-Hm!

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The record is six. So, not far off it.

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But four in a row is some going.

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Yeah, goodness knows what's going to happen.

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-Lovely on podium for to have neighbours.

-Isn't that nice?

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-Pat and Sam. That is definitely quite rare, but lovely.

-Yeah.

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We'll see how that works.

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-And look at podium one, they look pretty good, don't they?

-Yeah.

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Podium one, brothers, solid as a rock.

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Talked to them earlier, not nervous.

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That's what they said. Everyone said they weren't nervous

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apart from Helen who said she was terrified.

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So, at least we know she is the only one telling the truth.

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Well, as you have just gathered, Kaz and Chris won the jackpot

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last time, so today's jackpot starts off at...

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Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.

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There's kind of only one rule and that is that the pair with

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the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

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That and obviously, the no conferring rule for the first two rounds.

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Our first category today is...

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It's Words. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second?

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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..as they could. Words ending in G-U-E.

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-Richard.

-You looked pained already.

-Yeah, I know.

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It's one of those ones, there's more than you think.

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There are more than you think.

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It looks a terrifying combination of letters,

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but it's quite common.

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We're looking for any word which is its own entry

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in oxforddictionaries.com which ends G-U-E, please.

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As always, we're not looking for proper nouns,

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not looking for any hyphenated words either.

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So, very, very best of luck.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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-OK, Simon. From Newark?

-Yes.

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-What do you do up in Newark, Simon?

-I'm a trainer.

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A trainer for...racehorses!

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No. Of managers and of behaviours.

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Of managers. Over what distance? LAUGHTER

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And so, how is that? How is the training going? You enjoying it?

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-I am, it's great fun.

-What do you do when you are not doing that?

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I am involved in a lot of clubs, so football clubs and golf clubs.

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You are involved in as in you play or...?

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Play, organise, manage. Yes.

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Very good, very good indeed.

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OK, now, Simon, words ending G-U-E.

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I have a couple.

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Not sure about the spelling, but I will risk...

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Prologue.

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That's a good... Yeah, that's good.

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Simon says prologue. Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see many people said prologue.

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Look at that! 11.

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Nothing wrong with that.

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11 for prologue.

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Yeah, an introductory section of a literary or dramatic work.

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Also someone who really, really like logs.

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LAUGHTER

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-And a very fitting opening to the round, therefore.

-Oh, yeah!

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That's nice.

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Now then, Caroline. Caroline, welcome.

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Lovely to have you here. From Streatham.

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-That's right, yes.

-And what do you do, Caroline?

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-I am a stay-at-home mum.

-A stay-at-home...

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How many children have you got?

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I've only got the one, but she's a teenager.

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-Lovely, lovely.

-So...

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She'll be watching as we speak.

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Er, yes, probably saying, "Please, Mum, stop embarrassing me."

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Oh, you haven't said anything to embarrass her yet.

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Breathing, with teenagers, I think.

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OK, and what do you like doing

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when you are not staying at home and mum-ing?

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My favourite things are probably cooking and baking,

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making vegetarian food.

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Because sadly, I'm a big meat-eater,

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but I'm the only meat-eater at home.

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So, I do lots of...

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They say I'm a whiz with an aubergine, so...

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There we are. It's a great thing to be a whiz with, really(!)

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Caroline, what about these words ending G-U-E?

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Well, sadly, I was thinking prologue.

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And I can't think of anything except...

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league.

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League.

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League, says Caroline.

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Let's see if league is...is right. I think we...

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Let's take it as right. It's right. How many people said league?

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It's right.

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20.

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20 for league.

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There's something about G-U-E that's quite nerve-racking.

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-Isn't it?

-Isn't there?

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Every word you come up with you think, "Is that G-U-E?"

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-Yeah, I've got one in the back of my head.

-Do you?

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-No, it hasn't come through yet.

-Oh, really?

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-Oh, I can sort of sense it.

-All right.

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-Vinay, welcome.

-Hi.

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Lovely to have you here. One of you is from Leeds,

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one of you is from Bradford. Which is which?

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-I'm from Bradford.

-What do you up in Bradford, Vinay?

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-I actually working Leeds, but I...

-Oh, I see.

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Well, they are not terribly far apart.

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-Famously, famously close.

-12 miles. Yes.

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And what to do in Leeds?

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I'm a paralegal for a law firm in the city centre.

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Do you know, I...

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Cos I'm a fool, I don't know. What is a paralegal?

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Basically it's someone who works alongside other people

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who work in law, so solicitors and sometimes barristers as well.

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It's a barrister, but you have to jump out off

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-of a plane before you go to work.

-I always think of a para...

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I'm picturing you now working, doing exactly what you said,

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-but in a green boilersuit.

-That'd be more interesting, I'll admit it.

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And what do you do aside from the paralegals?

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I like live music, so I go to a lot of gigs and festivals.

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Been to quite a few.

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I keep all my ticket stubs as well.

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I've got over 150 actually,

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-so that shows you where all my money goes.

-Yeah.

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-Very good indeed. Well, plenty of it around there, isn't there?

-Yeah.

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Famous. Now, Vinay, what are you going to go for?

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Erm...

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It's kind of stealing the last answer a little bit.

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I'm going to say colleague.

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Colleague. Colleague, says Vinay. Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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9.

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-9 for colleague.

-Very nicely done as well.

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Yes, putting the 'col' in front of 'league'. Colleague.

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-Also a type of dog.

-XANDER CHUCKLES

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A bearded colleague. LAUGHTER

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-A Border colleague.

-I once had a bearded colleague.

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Just beautiful.

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Pat, welcome.

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Lovely to have you here from Chester.

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Are you literally next-door neighbours with Sam?

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No, there are four houses between our two houses.

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So, not next-door, but very close.

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And you've known Sam all his life, have you?

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I've known Sam since he was three because Sam and my son are mates.

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Right. Very good. Pat, what do you do?

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I'm retired now, but I was a teacher.

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Very good.

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Teachers always do...

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Teachers SOMETIMES do well on Pointless.

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Words ending G-U-E, though. Pat, this is just a gift, isn't it?

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Well, I've had a word my head but as time has gone on,

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I've started to doubt whether it exists or not.

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I hope it exists. Prorogue.

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-Prorogue?

-Prorogue.

-Prorogue.

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Prorogue, please can it exist?

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How many people said it?

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It's right, prorogue.

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Whoa!

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Look at that! 1.

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One person.

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That's a great score, Pat.

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Frankly, I think it deserved to go all the way down,

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but still, you will be pleased with one.

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Very, very good answer, that, isn't it? Prorogue.

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It's to do with the dissolving of Parliament, isn't it?

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Stopping Parliament without dissolving it is a prorogue.

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Is that your understanding, Pat, of what it means?

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I didn't actually know what it meant.

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-LAUGHTER

-You heard it somewhere that's it.

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-Just heard it.

-Well, then, I'm telling you that is what it means.

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I was disappointed that Pat was a teacher.

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I was hoping Pat was going to be a postman

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-and Sam was going to be a fireman.

-LAUGHTER

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Thanks, Richard. We are halfway through the round,

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let's take a look at those scores. Well done, Pat. 1.

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Very much the best score of that round.

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Then up to Vinay on 9. Vinay and Helen.

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Then up to the brothers, Simon and Stephen, on 11.

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Then up to 20 where we find Caroline and Sharon.

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You are not that far ahead,

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but Sharon, we need something more "prorogue" type things, I think.

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Good luck with that. We're coming back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, now, Sam, welcome.

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Sam, whose idea was it to come on Pointless?

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Well, it was kind both of ours, but it was more of a joke.

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I didn't actually think it was ever going to happen, to be honest.

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LAUGHS: That backfired, didn't it? Look at you, you are on...

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Sam, what do you do?

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I'm a business management student at Leeds back at university.

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-What year are you in?

-I've just finished my first.

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Well, listen, there you are.

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Pat has set you up absolutely fantastically with 1.

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If you wanted to avoid becoming the new high-scorers,

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you could score 18 or less, but there we are.

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What are you going to go for?

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Well, as Pat said, you know, as you think of a word more,

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you kind of doubt the spelling of it,

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but I'm going to go with intrigue.

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Intrigue. Let's see how many people said intrigue.

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There is your red line, quite low.

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Can you get below that with intrigue, I wonder?

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You've done it. Look at that!

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Very well done indeed. 10.

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Taking your total up to 11.

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Very well played.

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Yeah, one of those words that nobody knows the etymology of. Nobody.

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That's quite... Ooh, what's the word? Mm...

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I know!

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-That's quite puz...puzzling.

-Puzzling.

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-Slightly mystifying, isn't it?

-Mystifying, isn't it?

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There we go. OK, now, Helen, you ARE from Leeds.

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-Do you actually work in Leeds as well?

-Yes, I do, yeah.

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-Oh, what about that?

-Convenient.

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That's very convenient.

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-What do you do?

-I'm a trainee solicitor.

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Excellent, how long before you become a fully-blown solicitor?

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-About a year and a half.

-Very good.

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-You enjoying it?

-Yeah, it's great!

-The change of it.

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Get to change around, move to different teams.

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Nice to be out of the boilersuit as well, actually.

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Now, Helen, you are on 9.

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The high-scorers still are Sharon and Caroline on 20,

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so 10 or less keeps you comfortably in the game.

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I'm struggling a bit.

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I had one and then I think actually stealing

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from Pat might help me a bit.

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So, am I allowed to say rogue?

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Rogue. You are perfectly entitled to say rogue.

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-That's something.

-Here is your red line.

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Rogue has to get you below that, really.

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Let's see how many of our 100 said rogue.

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28 for rogue.

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37 is your total.

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Yeah, unlucky, Helen.

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See, Vinay stole by making something more complicated,

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but you stole by making something slightly less complicated.

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OK, then. Now, Sharon, no longer the high-scorers. This is exciting.

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Sharon, what do you do?

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I'm an executive assistant for a transport body.

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A trans... So, that is a government body?

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Yes, it's a consumer body of people who have got

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-complaints about their transport in London.

-OK.

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Do you field the complaints or do you then go out and...?

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Luckily, no, I don't have to do that.

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I'm sort of corporate support. In the middle.

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Making sure everything works properly.

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And how is everything working, Sharon? Are people generally happy?

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I think on the whole, it's not bad, actually.

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I don't think it's bad at all. I think it runs beautifully.

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Beautifully, so hats off to you.

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What do you do when you are not doing that?

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I like making things.

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I like, you know, making clothes and dresses and knitting

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and sewing and cooking and, you know, making stuff.

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Anyway, listen, there you are. You are on 20.

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-You have to score 16 or less to stay with us.

-Yes.

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This is not a good round for me. I was dreading it.

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And I've got two children, seven and nine,

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and I think they could probably come up

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with better words than me on this one, so I'm slightly worried.

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I was going to say prorogue.

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I can't say prorogue, I'm going to say plague.

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Plague. Plague. There we are.

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Now, here is your red line.

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If you can get below that with plague, you are in.

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It's right.

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-24.

-Sorry.

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24 takes your total up to 44.

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Any contagious disease that spreads rapidly and kills people.

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-Plague. It's nice, isn't it? Keeping it light.

-Yeah. There we go.

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Stephen, welcome to Pointless.

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Welcome to Pointless. Now, what do you do?

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I'm a technical consultant for a telecommunications company.

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Oh, technical... I mean, that...

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Isn't basically everyone a technical consultant

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-at a telecommunications company?

-Yeah.

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There we go. And what you do apart from that, Stephen, for fun?

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All sorts. Anything outdoorsy.

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I love a bit of gardening.

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Canoeing, hiking, you name it.

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This is good! These are broad interests here.

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What sort of gardening do you do? Do you do kitchen gardening or...?

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No, just the back garden. We bought a house a couple of years ago.

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It was in serious need of a gardener, so...

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-Were you a keen gardener before that?

-No, not so much. No.

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Same here. I now love gardening.

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I'm starting to learn what a weed is and what a flower is now.

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I know! Takes a while, but, yeah, it's good.

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Now, Stephen, there you are on 11. You have to score 32 or less.

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Yeah.

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We had a great answer from Simon to kick us off with prologue.

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I've got two words left,

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but obviously, they started being used up as we went down the line.

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I'm going to go with tongue.

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OK, you are going to say tongue.

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There we are. Here is your red line.

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If you can get below that with tongue...

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..you are in the next round.

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Let's see how many people said tongue.

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It's right.

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42, Stephen.

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42 for tongue.

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Oh, that's high.

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I'm afraid that takes your total up to 53.

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So many people at home and in the studio

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after your brother said prologue to start with

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-were hoping you were going to say...

-Epilogue.

-Epilogue.

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It would have been a lovely way to end.

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-It would have been perfect.

-It would have scored 5 points as well.

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Epilogue, it would have been a lovely end to the round.

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-You got a word?

-Well, I have.

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-Meringue, but...

-Meringue...

-Yeah.

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..would have scored you 13 points.

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But the word I've been trying to wrestle with...

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I'm sure there's a word pirogue. Pirogue.

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Which is a type of canoe.

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-Would have scored you 1 point.

-HE SIGHS

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-There we go.

-But you'd have gone for meringue.

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-I would've gone for meringue. Yeah.

-Quite right.

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Now, let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

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Beardtongue, of course(!)

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-I can't believe nobody said that.

-Oh, I get that sometimes!

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-LAUGHTER

-Yeah, I do too.

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It's a plant, of course. A type of figwort.

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Blague, which is a type of joke.

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Distingue, which is the sense of someone being distinguished.

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-'Dis-tan-gay'.

-Distin...

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Well, I assume it is, 'dis-tan-gay'.

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Duologue is obviously a two-person version of a monologue.

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Grammalogue, which is a symbol that represents a word.

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Ideologue is obviously someone

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who is an proponent of a particular ideology.

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I never know how to say that word... 'long'.

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'Long', which is sort of a language, but as it is spoken.

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Merengue which is a Caribbean dance.

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It's a better answer than meringue, but very, very similar.

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And travelogue also would have been a good answer.

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Let's take a look at the top three answers,

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the ones that most of our 100 people said.

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It's right at the top, I'm afraid,

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just behind argue with 49.

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There we are. Can't argue with that.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard. At the end of our first round,

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the pair heading... I am so sorry. The pair heading home,

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it's Stephen and Simon, our brothers.

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I have to say, we had such high hopes.

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We did rather, but next show, maybe.

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-They're biding their time.

-They know what they're doing.

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They'll be back. It's all tactical.

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Stephen and Simon, far too soon to say goodbye to you,

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but we'll look forward to seeing you next time.

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Meantime, thanks very much, Stephen and Simon.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it is now time for Round Two.

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And now we're down to three pairs and at the end of this round,

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we will be down to two pairs. Well, everyone did very well there.

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Great scores there, but particular mention to that far podium there.

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Pat and Sam. Pat, prorogue. I mean, really.

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This is the stuff of Pointless dreams.

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And Sam, very well done as well with intrigue.

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-I think you had, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Lovely low score there.

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Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today is...

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Recent History. Oh, Helen, what...?

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It's better than just history, isn't it?

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-I mean, recent history...

-OK.

-..is sort of yesterday.

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-Things like that.

-I'll be fine.

-SHE LAUGHS

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Can you all decide in your pairs who will go first,

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who will go second?

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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And the question concerns...

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21st Century History. Richard.

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Simply six clues on each board.

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It's about events that will go down in 21st century history.

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Just need you to give us the most obscure answer.

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12 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

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OK, let's reveal our first board of six clues. And here they are.

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are.

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-Sharon.

-Hello.

-Hello.

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Dithering between two.

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One which I'm more certain of than the other.

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I will go with...

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I will go with the judicial body

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created in 2002 as the International Criminal Court.

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The International Criminal Court, says Sharon. Sounds good to me.

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Let's see if it's right.

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It is right.

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Very good indeed.

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20 for the International Criminal Court.

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It's in The Hague, in the Netherlands.

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Thanks, Richard. Now, Helen.

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I actually know a few, I think, which is better than I thought.

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I think I'm going to go with the politician who became

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the first female Chancellor of Germany

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and I'm going to say Angela Merkel.

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Angela Merkel, says Helen.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Angela Merkel.

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Very well done.

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Ooh, 74.

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74. That's a high one.

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That was a big score.

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One of the dominant figures of the early part of the 21st century.

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Thanks, Rich. Now, Pat, this board is all yours.

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Would you like to talk us through it

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and then select which one you want to submit?

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No, I wouldn't like to talk you through it.

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There is only one that I'm left with that I think I know.

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So, I'm going to have to go for the global social networking

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website as Facebook.

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Facebook, says Pat. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Facebook.

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Well, 74 is our high score and you passed that comfortably...

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67.

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Another big score. Yeah, depressing to think that was 2004.

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-Yeah.

-Amazing what you can do.

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Now, let's take a look at the rest of these.

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The Pope was Joseph Ratzinger or Pope Benedict XVI.

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7 points for that.

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The skyscraper is in Dubai and it's the Burj Khalifa.

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Would have scored you 8 points.

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-And the African country, a Pointless favourite...

-South Sudan.

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South Sudan. Yeah, 11 points for that.

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So Pope Benedict XVI, the best answer on the board.

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There we are. Well, we are halfway through the round.

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Let's take a look at our scores. 20.

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Well done, Sharon. Sharon and Caroline looking pretty good.

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Then we go up to 67, quite a hike, to Pat and Sam.

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And then a tiny walk further up to 74, where we find Helen and Vinay.

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So, Vinay, we need a low score from you.

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Let's hope it keeps you in the game.

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We're going to come back down the line.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put six more clues up on the board and here they are.

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We've got...

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I'll read those one last time.

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-Sam.

-Yes.

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OK, so, the high-scorers, Vinay and Helen, on 74.

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You're on 67.

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So, really, 6 or less keeps you from becoming the new high-scorers.

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The last board would have been a bit better, I think.

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-That is tough, that board, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-Unquestionably.

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There's only one,

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which is the royal baby,

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which I'm going to say is George.

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OK, George, says Sam. Prince George. There's your red line.

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You might have done something tactically very shrewd there

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by taking the only answer off the board that everyone knew,

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but we shall see.

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Prince George, how made people said that?

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-73. You knew it was going to be high.

-Yeah.

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APPLAUSE That takes your total up to 140.

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Yes, seven godparents, Prince George. That's a tough gig.

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-Isn't it?

-What do you buy him?

-Whoa!

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Thank you, Richard. Now, then, Vinay, you are on 74.

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You have to score 65 or less.

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Yeah, that's much tougher than the first round.

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It is. It really is.

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Looking at the scores, I'm going to take a gamble

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for the Burmese opposition leader and say Li Na.

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Li Na, says Vinay. Li Na.

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OK, well, let's see if that's right. Here's your red line.

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You have to get below that red line to get into the head-to-head.

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But is it right? Li Na?

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-Bad luck, Vinay. I'm sorry.

-Worth the risk.

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Good for you for taking a punt, though,

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cos that was a tough one to go for.

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Scores you 100 points and takes your total up to 174. I'm sorry.

0:24:200:24:23

I'd have to say, naming China's leading female tennis player

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really is a risk when you're answering that question.

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But, yeah, Li Na, she's a very good...

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There are certain rounds for which Li Na is a very good answer.

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-This was not one of them, I'm afraid.

-Yeah.

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-Now, Caroline.

-Yes.

-Caroline, good news is you're through.

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Talk us through that board and fill in where you can.

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So, the top one, I don't know.

0:24:450:24:47

It's obviously something Gene Project.

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The Mars Science Laboratory rover is, I think, Explorer.

0:24:500:24:54

The country with the largest power plant -

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I'd take a guess at China.

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The new international currency is obviously the euro.

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Now, the Burmese opposition leader, I feel I should know.

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Aung San something.

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But I can't quite remember,

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so I think I'm going to go with the Mars Science Laboratory rover,

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which I think is Explorer.

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Explorer, says Caroline. No red line for you.

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Let's see how many people said Explorer.

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Let's see if it's right.

0:25:210:25:22

-Ooh!

-Not Explorer.

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Scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 120.

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-You're through anyway.

-Sorry.

0:25:290:25:31

-Still the lowest score of the round. Well done.

-Not Explorer.

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You did pretty well on the others, though. It's Curiosity.

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Curiosity is the answer to that one. It cost 2.5 billion, Curiosity.

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-Only eight people have heard of it.

-LAUGHTER

0:25:400:25:44

The one at the top is... Do you know that one?

0:25:440:25:46

It's the Human Genome Project.

0:25:460:25:48

-Ah, yes.

-20 points for that.

0:25:480:25:51

You're right. It's China. The Three Gorges Dam. 21 points.

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The multinational currency is, of course, the euro.

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Big scorer.

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Would have scored 67 points. And the Burmese opposition leader?

0:25:580:26:01

-Aung San Suu Kyi.

-Aung San Suu Kyi.

0:26:010:26:03

Yeah, however you want to pronounce that.

0:26:030:26:05

5 points for that, so very well done if you said that at home.

0:26:050:26:08

Thank you very much indeed.

0:26:080:26:10

At the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home

0:26:100:26:12

with a high score of 174, I'm sorry, Vinay and Helen, 'tis you.

0:26:120:26:16

But the good news is we will see you again next time.

0:26:160:26:18

We'll look forward to that. I'm sure you'll go much further.

0:26:180:26:21

Thanks very much, Vinay and Helen.

0:26:210:26:23

APPLAUSE

0:26:230:26:26

But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:260:26:29

APPLAUSE

0:26:290:26:34

Congratulations, Pat and Sam. Congratulations, Sharon and Caroline.

0:26:340:26:38

You are now this close to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:26:380:26:41

which currently stands at £1,000.

0:26:410:26:44

Well, you know the deal here. You can start playing as teams.

0:26:440:26:47

The first player to win two questions plays for that jackpot.

0:26:470:26:49

This is going to be so close. We've had moments of genius.

0:26:490:26:53

Pat, particularly, I'm looking at you. Prorogue.

0:26:530:26:56

And we've had some very good, solid play throughout,

0:26:560:26:59

but your scores, when taken together, actually are remarkably close,

0:26:590:27:02

so this should be very close, very exciting.

0:27:020:27:04

Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:040:27:07

APPLAUSE

0:27:070:27:12

Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:27:120:27:16

-LAUGHTER Men In Hats, Richard.

-Yeah.

0:27:170:27:20

We're going to show you five pictures

0:27:200:27:22

of men known for wearing particular types of hat.

0:27:220:27:24

We need you to give us the most obscure person

0:27:240:27:26

you can see up there, please.

0:27:260:27:28

OK. Let's reveal our five men in hats and here they come.

0:27:280:27:31

We've got...

0:27:310:27:32

There we go. Five men in hats.

0:27:490:27:51

Pat and Sam, on aggregate, you are our low scorers,

0:27:510:27:55

so you'll go first.

0:27:550:27:56

C?

0:27:560:27:57

(Well, it's a risk, but I thought A.)

0:27:590:28:03

Not absolutely certain, so it's a bit of a risk,

0:28:030:28:07

but we're going to try A, Jacques Tati.

0:28:070:28:11

Jacques Tati, say Pat and Sam for A. Jacques Tati.

0:28:110:28:15

Now, Sharon and Caroline, do you want to talk us through the board?

0:28:150:28:19

Well, we think A is Marcel Marceau.

0:28:190:28:22

We think B is Charlie Chaplin,

0:28:220:28:25

C is Jimi Hendrix, D is Al Capone,

0:28:250:28:27

but we don't know E.

0:28:270:28:29

So, we're going to go with A, Marcel Marceau.

0:28:290:28:33

Marcel Marceau. Well, only one of you can be right.

0:28:330:28:35

We'll have to see who it is.

0:28:350:28:37

Pat and Sam said Jacques Tati for A. Let's see if it's right.

0:28:370:28:41

Oh! Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

0:28:450:28:49

LAUGHTER

0:28:490:28:51

Sharon and Caroline have gone for Marcel Marceau.

0:28:510:28:54

It just has to be right for you to win. Is it?

0:28:540:28:56

Hmm.

0:28:580:29:00

15. Very well done indeed. 15.

0:29:040:29:06

APPLAUSE Good work, Sharon and Caroline.

0:29:060:29:09

After one question, you're up one-nil.

0:29:090:29:11

Being mistaken for Jacques Tati -

0:29:110:29:12

he'd have a few things to say about that, wouldn't he? Marcel Marceau.

0:29:120:29:16

-That's a mime joke.

-LAUGHTER

0:29:160:29:18

-It's been quite a long day.

-LAUGHTER

0:29:180:29:21

B is Charlie Chaplin.

0:29:210:29:23

Chaplin would have scored you 59 points.

0:29:230:29:26

C is Jimi Hendrix, of course.

0:29:260:29:28

Would have scored 37.

0:29:290:29:31

D, Al Capone.

0:29:320:29:34

Quite a big scorer, actually. 38 for Al Capone.

0:29:340:29:38

And the one the ladies didn't know - E.

0:29:380:29:40

-The Edge.

-The Edge, yeah.

0:29:400:29:42

David Evans - real name. From U2. 19.

0:29:420:29:44

Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:29:450:29:48

Sharon and Caroline get to answer it first,

0:29:480:29:50

but Pat and Sam, it's you who have to win.

0:29:500:29:51

Good luck with that. It concerns...

0:29:510:29:54

-The Colour Orange. Richard?

-Yeah, five clues now

0:29:570:29:59

to facts that have something to do with the colour orange.

0:29:590:30:02

Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:30:020:30:04

OK, let's reveal our five clues and here they come. We've got...

0:30:040:30:09

I'll read those one last time.

0:30:240:30:26

Sharon and Caroline.

0:30:380:30:40

-I think it's going to be the author.

-The author...

0:30:400:30:42

-Jeanette Winterton.

-..is Jeanette Winterton.

-You say it.

0:30:420:30:46

-BOTH:

-Jeanette Winterton.

-Yeah.

0:30:460:30:48

So, we're going to go for the author of Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit

0:30:480:30:54

as Jeanette Winterton.

0:30:540:30:56

Jeanette Winterton, say Sharon and Caroline.

0:30:560:30:59

Jeanette Winterton.

0:30:590:31:00

OK. Pat and Sam, do you want to talk us through the board?

0:31:000:31:04

I don't. Pat can.

0:31:040:31:05

LAUGHTER

0:31:050:31:08

The colours are red and yellow. I agree with the author.

0:31:080:31:13

I think I might know the film director.

0:31:130:31:15

I've no idea about the album. And the football team is Holland.

0:31:150:31:19

So, it's whether to take a risk about the film director.

0:31:190:31:22

-What do you think?

-Yeah, go for the risk.

0:31:220:31:24

So, we'll go for the film director. Stanley Kubrick.

0:31:240:31:27

Stanley Kubrick for A Clockwork Orange. OK.

0:31:270:31:30

So, we have Jeanette Winterton.

0:31:300:31:32

Let's see if that's right from Sharon and Caroline.

0:31:320:31:34

Bad luck. Bad luck.

0:31:400:31:41

Which means, Pat and Sam, the boot's on the other foot.

0:31:410:31:43

You merely have to be correct with this and you win the point.

0:31:430:31:47

Very well done. Stanley Kubrick, of course, the answer there.

0:31:500:31:54

31 is your total. APPLAUSE

0:31:540:31:58

As I said, you only had to be right and you have equalled.

0:31:580:32:01

-So, after two questions, it's one-all.

-Well played.

0:32:010:32:03

I think you fell into a common trap there.

0:32:030:32:05

-Winterton is a more common surname, but it's Winterson...

-Yeah.

0:32:050:32:08

..is the author, I'm afraid.

0:32:080:32:10

I think you were worried that you'd got the wrong name as well,

0:32:100:32:13

but you went for it anyway. 7 points, it would have scored you.

0:32:130:32:15

The two primary colours are red and yellow.

0:32:150:32:18

That's a big scorer, as you would expect. 60 points.

0:32:180:32:21

You're right about the bottom one as well.

0:32:210:32:23

It's the Netherlands.

0:32:230:32:24

Even bigger scorer for that. 61.

0:32:240:32:26

And the best answer, and it's a brilliant album as well,

0:32:260:32:29

it's Frank Ocean.

0:32:290:32:31

And it's 4 points for that.

0:32:310:32:33

Thanks very much indeed.

0:32:330:32:34

Here comes your third question. This is the decider.

0:32:340:32:37

Whoever wins goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:32:370:32:39

Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:32:390:32:41

-Hospital Items. Richard?

-We'll show you five items now

0:32:440:32:47

you might typically find in a hospital,

0:32:470:32:49

but we've removed alternate letters from each of their names.

0:32:490:32:51

Can you fill in those gaps?

0:32:510:32:53

The team giving us the lowest score will be playing for the jackpot.

0:32:530:32:56

OK, let's reveal our five hospital items.

0:32:560:32:58

And we've got...

0:32:580:33:00

I'll read those one last time.

0:33:080:33:10

Pat and Sam will go first this time.

0:33:170:33:19

-So, which ones do you...?

-I'm absolutely terrible at these.

0:33:200:33:24

(It's intravenous drip, scrubs.)

0:33:240:33:28

Um, we're going to go for the second one

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and we're going to say scrubs.

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Scrubs, say Pat and Sam. Scrubs.

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-Now, Sharon and Caroline, the board is yours.

-Yes.

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We think the top one is intravenous drip

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and the next one, bedpan, crutches

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and surgical mask.

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-What shall we go for?

-Which one?

-Bedpan.

0:33:480:33:51

-We're going to go for bedpan.

-You're going to go for bedpan.

0:33:510:33:53

So, we have scrubs and we have bedpan.

0:33:530:33:55

Now, then, Pat and Sam said scrubs. Let's see if that's right.

0:33:550:33:58

Let's see how many people said it.

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It is right.

0:34:020:34:03

Scrubs is 39.

0:34:060:34:08

APPLAUSE

0:34:080:34:12

Sharon and Caroline, meanwhile, have gone for bedpan.

0:34:120:34:14

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:34:140:34:17

It's right.

0:34:190:34:20

-Yeah, you've done it. Ooh, just!

-Oh!

-APPLAUSE

0:34:230:34:26

Just 35! I said it was going to be close.

0:34:260:34:28

Boy, is it close.

0:34:280:34:29

But very, very well done, Sharon and Caroline.

0:34:290:34:32

After three questions, you are through to the final, two-one.

0:34:320:34:34

Funnily enough, you knew all of them.

0:34:340:34:36

That was the biggest score you could have got

0:34:360:34:38

from all the ones you knew, but at least it saw you through.

0:34:380:34:40

Intravenous drip would have scored you 9.

0:34:400:34:43

Crutches, which took me forever to work out...

0:34:430:34:45

-Yeah, that's a really hard one.

-..would have scored you 10.

0:34:450:34:48

And the best answer is surgical mask down the bottom,

0:34:480:34:50

-which only scored 3 points.

-THEY LAUGH

0:34:500:34:53

There we go. Well, thanks very much indeed.

0:34:530:34:55

The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:550:34:58

I'm sorry to say, it's Pat and Sam,

0:34:580:34:59

who have been our star performers throughout the show.

0:34:590:35:02

It bodes very well for your next appearance on the show

0:35:020:35:04

and we'll look forward to that. Thanks very much, Pat and Sam.

0:35:040:35:07

APPLAUSE

0:35:070:35:10

But for Sharon and Caroline,

0:35:100:35:12

it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:120:35:14

APPLAUSE

0:35:140:35:17

Well, what about that, Sharon and Caroline?

0:35:170:35:20

You have seen off all your competition

0:35:200:35:22

and you've won the coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:220:35:24

You now have this chance to win the Pointless jackpot.

0:35:300:35:33

And the jackpot at the end of today's show stands at £1,000.

0:35:330:35:36

But we have thrown everything at you.

0:35:360:35:38

We had words ending in G-U-E, we had recent history, we had men

0:35:380:35:42

in hats, we had the colour orange, we had things found in hospitals.

0:35:420:35:47

I mean, really, very exciting indeed.

0:35:470:35:49

Anything you would like to see to round it off?

0:35:490:35:51

-A bit of politics I think.

-Politics.

-Or literature.

-Or capitals.

0:35:510:35:55

-Capitals, yeah.

-BOTH:

-Capitals.

0:35:550:35:57

Let's hope there is something exciting on that board.

0:35:570:35:59

You know sometimes it can be awful,

0:35:590:36:01

but there will be something there I'm sure you can have a go at.

0:36:010:36:04

Today's choice looks like this.

0:36:040:36:06

There is no politics.

0:36:140:36:16

THEY LAUGH

0:36:160:36:17

-Shakespeare's soliloquies we could guess.

-Yeah.

0:36:170:36:20

We could make them up.

0:36:200:36:21

We are going to go for a Shakespeare's soliloquies.

0:36:210:36:24

You are going to go for Shakespeare's...

0:36:240:36:26

Shakespeare's soliloquies.

0:36:260:36:27

I wonder if we are going to break that record.

0:36:270:36:29

OK, let's see Shakespeare's soliloquies. Here we go.

0:36:290:36:32

-Yeah, I mean after all, he made them up, didn't he?

-Yeah.

0:36:320:36:36

We are looking for any word of six letters or

0:36:360:36:39

more in any of the following of Shakespeare's soliloquies.

0:36:390:36:43

Any words of six letters or more in any of those three soliloquies.

0:36:570:37:01

I wish you the very best of luck.

0:37:010:37:03

OK, as always, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:030:37:06

And all you need to win that jackpot

0:37:060:37:08

-is for just one answer to be pointless. Are you ready?

-Yeah.

0:37:080:37:11

OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:37:110:37:14

Your time starts now.

0:37:140:37:16

None whatsoever.

0:37:170:37:19

All the world's a stage,

0:37:190:37:20

is that the one that ends up with all the seven stages of life thing?

0:37:200:37:23

-Or is that a different one?

-Yes.

0:37:230:37:25

-Bawling and mewling...

-Oh, yes.

-Things like that.

0:37:250:37:28

-Yes.

-To be or not to be... Slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

0:37:280:37:34

I can't really think beyond that.

0:37:340:37:36

No. I can't think of anything from Macbeth.

0:37:360:37:39

No, I don't know if it is though, I don't know

0:37:390:37:41

-if that is the right soliloquy.

-All the world's a stage...

0:37:410:37:43

All the world's a stage, And men and women...

0:37:430:37:46

I think that's right.

0:37:460:37:47

But I just don't... Well, if it is right then it's words like...

0:37:470:37:51

Arrives on stage mewling and bawling.

0:37:540:37:56

And then it goes through the seven stages. Think of a word. Quick.

0:37:560:38:01

-So we're going for mewling. Bawling.

-Bawling.

0:38:010:38:05

-Ten seconds left.

-What happens when they're old?

0:38:050:38:07

-My thoughts are blank.

-Fortune from to be or not to be.

0:38:090:38:12

Slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

0:38:120:38:14

Outrageous.

0:38:140:38:16

OK, that is your time up.

0:38:160:38:17

-It sounds like you have arrived at some answers.

-Yeah, some answers.

0:38:170:38:21

What are we going to go for?

0:38:210:38:23

-We are going to go for outrageous.

-Outrageous.

0:38:230:38:26

-Mewling.

-Mewling.

0:38:260:38:28

-And bawling.

-Bawling.

0:38:280:38:30

Both from all the world's a stage.

0:38:300:38:32

-OK, and outrageous from... BOTH:

-Hamlet.

0:38:320:38:35

Exactly.

0:38:350:38:36

So which of those you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:360:38:39

-They are all great, aren't they?

-Mewling.

-Mewling.

0:38:390:38:42

Mewling goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:420:38:46

-BOTH:

-Outrageous.

-Outrageous goes first.

0:38:460:38:48

OK, let's put those up on the board in that order. And here they are.

0:38:480:38:51

Very, very best of luck. Now what if one of those answers is pointless?

0:38:550:38:58

It just might happen.

0:38:580:39:00

And you were to carry home that jackpot.

0:39:000:39:02

What would you do with your share of that, Sharon?

0:39:020:39:05

I think something with the family. Maybe a meal. Nice meal out.

0:39:050:39:09

Very nice. Caroline.

0:39:090:39:11

I've always wanted to go camping at a festival.

0:39:110:39:15

And I've almost persuaded all the women in the family that we

0:39:150:39:19

are going to have a girlie trip camping at a festival.

0:39:190:39:24

This would just be the incentive?

0:39:240:39:26

-That would go into that trip.

-Into that pot.

0:39:260:39:29

OK, very good. Well, best of luck. Your first answer was outrageous.

0:39:290:39:32

In this case, we were looking for words from

0:39:320:39:35

to be or not to be from Hamlet.

0:39:350:39:36

It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:39:360:39:39

For £1,000, let's see how many people said outrageous.

0:39:390:39:41

It's right.

0:39:440:39:45

If this goes all the way down to zero,

0:39:460:39:48

and it may, who knows, you will leave here with £1,000.

0:39:480:39:51

Down it goes.

0:39:510:39:52

Through the teens. Into single figures.

0:39:520:39:54

Still going down. 6.

0:39:540:39:56

What about that? APPLAUSE

0:39:560:39:59

6!

0:39:590:40:00

SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE

0:40:000:40:02

6 for outrageous. Not a pointless answer.

0:40:020:40:05

Two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:40:050:40:07

Your next answer was bawling.

0:40:070:40:10

This was from all the world's a stage from As You Like It.

0:40:100:40:14

It has to be pointless, of course, for you to win that jackpot.

0:40:140:40:16

So, for £1,000, let's see how many people said bawling.

0:40:160:40:19

Nope. Not bawling.

0:40:230:40:25

Not bawling, I'm afraid.

0:40:250:40:26

Which means everything is now riding on your third and final answer.

0:40:260:40:29

Which is mewling.

0:40:290:40:31

Mewling, again from all the world's a stage soliloquy from As You Like It.

0:40:310:40:35

It has to be right and pointless for you to win the jackpot.

0:40:350:40:38

So, for £1,000, let's see how many people said mewling.

0:40:380:40:41

Is it pointless?

0:40:410:40:42

Oh, mewling is right.

0:40:440:40:46

-Unexpected.

-There we go.

0:40:460:40:48

Your first answer, outrageous, was also right

0:40:480:40:50

and took us down to 6.

0:40:500:40:51

Your second answer was incorrect.

0:40:510:40:52

Mewling now taking us into single figures.

0:40:520:40:54

Down it goes. Past 6.

0:40:540:40:56

Down it goes. You've done it!

0:40:560:40:58

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:580:41:01

Absolutely brilliant!

0:41:010:41:03

Very well done indeed.

0:41:040:41:06

Superb.

0:41:060:41:08

There we are!

0:41:120:41:14

A lovely meal out for Sharon and her family.

0:41:140:41:16

-Caroline camping at a festival.

-Yep.

-Oh!

0:41:160:41:19

Also, we are nearly there to equal our record,

0:41:190:41:21

if we can do it one more time.

0:41:210:41:23

Congratulations. Mewling was a pointless answer.

0:41:230:41:25

-I don't know where that came from.

-Maybe bawling wasn't there.

0:41:250:41:28

Puking. That's what we wanted.

0:41:280:41:29

That's the other. Anyway, who cares!

0:41:290:41:31

You go home with that jackpot of £1,000. Brilliant.

0:41:310:41:34

APPLAUSE

0:41:340:41:37

Yeah, five jackpots in a row. Amazing.

0:41:410:41:43

As you say, the infant was mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.

0:41:430:41:46

Infant and puking both pointless answers as well.

0:41:460:41:49

Let's go through some of the pointless

0:41:490:41:51

answers on the different soliloquies.

0:41:510:41:54

Loads of pointless answers on all of these.

0:41:540:41:56

Every single six-letter word in that soliloquy apart from before,

0:41:590:42:02

handle, towards, toward, murder, Duncan, Dudgeon and witchcraft.

0:42:020:42:07

Some spoilers in that one.

0:42:070:42:08

LAUGHTER

0:42:080:42:10

Everything else was pointless if you take a look at that soliloquy.

0:42:100:42:13

Let's take a look at...

0:42:130:42:14

Shuffled off this mortal coil.

0:42:190:42:21

Mortal would have scored you some points.

0:42:210:42:23

Points for question, nobler, whether, arrows, slings,

0:42:230:42:25

outrageous, fortune, suffer, troubles, mortal, against.

0:42:250:42:28

Bodkin would have scored you 1 point.

0:42:280:42:30

Imagine if you'd come up with Bodkin and

0:42:300:42:32

it hadn't been pointless. How furious would you have been?

0:42:320:42:34

Ophelia, perchance and opposing, all of those scored points.

0:42:340:42:37

Everything else was pointless.

0:42:370:42:38

And...

0:42:380:42:40

Pantaloon, that's more like it. If you'd had Bodkin

0:42:440:42:46

and pantaloon it would have been an exciting end to the show.

0:42:460:42:48

Soldier. Everything there apart from players, merely, reputation,

0:42:480:42:52

entrances and bubble. Everything else was a pointless answer.

0:42:520:42:55

Five jackpots in a row. Congratulations.

0:42:550:42:57

-Nice to win with a bit of Shakespeare.

-Isn't it?!

0:42:570:42:59

-Yeah.

-And also, a bit of a fluke as well.

0:42:590:43:01

I mean, not a fluke really, but unexpected is what I mean.

0:43:010:43:03

Unexpected. Thanks once again to our winning players, Sharon and Caroline,

0:43:030:43:07

who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:43:070:43:10

APPLAUSE

0:43:100:43:12

Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:43:130:43:15

-to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

0:43:150:43:19

And it's goodbye for me. Goodbye.

0:43:190:43:21

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