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Thank you very much indeed.

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

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the game where you are always striving for the lowest score.

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Let's meet today's players.

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APPLAUSE

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And couple number one.

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Hi, I'm Stephen. This is my brother Simon. We are from Newark-on-Trent.

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Couple number two.

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I'm Emily. I'm from Cumbria. This is my friend Iqra from Leicester.

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Couple number three.

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Hello, I'm Pat. This is Sam.

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We are neighbours from a small village near Chester.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Vinay. I'm from Bradford.

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This is my friend Helen, who is from Leeds.

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And these are today's contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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Thanks very much, each and every one of you.

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We'll find out more about you as the show goes on.

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So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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He is delighted with the new deep tissue massage mode on his chair.

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya.

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-APPLAUSE

-Hi, everybody. Good afternoon.

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-Good afternoon to you.

-And to you.

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Now, we're on the verge of Pointless history.

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-Wow.

-Aren't we? We've given away five jackpots in a row.

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Five in a row. Six is the most we've ever given away in a row before.

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So we could equal that today if one of our pairs wins.

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Three returning pairs. Pat and Sam made it all the way

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through to the head-to-head last time.

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So they've got to be favourites, I would say.

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Vinay and Helen there, on podium four,

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got through to the second round.

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And podium one, Stephen and Simon. The brothers.

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They were on podium one last time.

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Got knocked out in Round One last time.

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It'd be lovely to see them go a little bit further, wouldn't it?

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Indeed. Thanks, Richard.

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Now, as you may have picked up, Sharon

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and Caroline won the jackpot last time.

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So today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

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There it is. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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APPLAUSE

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The only thing you have to remember is that the pair with

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the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

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That's it. Best of luck. Our first category today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who wants to go first,

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who wants to go second?

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and today's first round question is all about...

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Smiths And Joneses. Richard.

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On each pass we're going to show you seven clues to famous or

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fictional people with the surname Smith of Jones.

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Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?

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14 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

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OK. Here's our first board of famous Smiths and Joneses.

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And here they are.

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I'll read those all one last time.

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-Stephen. Welcome. Welcome back.

-Thank you.

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Remind us what you do, Stephen.

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I'm a technical consultant for a telecommunications company.

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That's right. Now, what happened last time?

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-We were unlucky, I felt.

-Yeah.

-Difficult question.

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Obviously we were on this podium last time.

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And all the answers I had lined up disappeared before it got to me.

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-Those words rounds. They're always tough.

-Difficult, yeah.

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You know, you get much less time to think. Also, people don't make...

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People can learn from other's mistakes further down the line.

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It wasn't bad. There was nothing wrong with

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either of your answers. Anyway, Stephen,

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that's not going to happen today.

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We've got this lovely board of Smiths and Joneses.

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What would you like to go for?

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OK, I think I'm going to go with what I know, which is

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the actor who provided the voice for Darth Vader.

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That was James Earl Jones.

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James Earl Jones, says Stephen. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many people said James Earl Jones.

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It's right.

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21.

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APPLAUSE

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That'll do, Stephen. Good start to the round.

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Well played, Stephen. Of course, so famous for that incredible voice.

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James Earl Jones. But he had a stutter when he was very young

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and barely spoke between the age of 5 and 14.

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-Oh, no.

-Yeah.

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-That's a shame.

-It is.

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-But beautiful that we all get to enjoy his voice now.

-Exactly.

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Beautiful indeed.

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Now, Iqra.

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-Welcome.

-Yep.

-What do you do, Iqra?

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I'm a medical student at the University of Leicester.

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Very good. OK. What are your interests outside of medicine?

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I do enjoy football.

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But I don't want to say that now in case there's a football

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question later on. And then it fails.

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We both play rugby at Leicester as well.

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But it's only a medics women's rugby team.

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What do you mean "only" a women's medics rugby team?

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That sounds pretty powerful.

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Iqra, what are you going to go for on this board?

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I'm not too strong on this board. I'm going to stick with what I know,

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which is the Doctor Who lead in 2010. Matt Smith.

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Matt Smith, says Iqra. Let's see how many of our 100 said Matt Smith.

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It's right.

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21 is our only score at this point.

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48 for Matt Smith.

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APPLAUSE

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Both under 50. Both pretty decent.

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Of course, the second most famous Matt Smith in the country,

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after the Fulham centre-forward.

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LAUGHTER

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Thanks, Richard. Pat, welcome back.

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Nice to have you here from Chester, with your neighbour Sam.

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-Yes.

-Remind us whose idea it was to come on the show.

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Um, well, we were together in the house.

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I think it was some sort of a party.

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And it was kind of one of those jokes where we said,

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"I'd like to go on Pointless." "I'll go on it with you."

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And then, here we are.

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-That's how we got together, wasn't it?

-Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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It was a party in Chester and...

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So who sent off the form?

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-I sent off the form.

-Very well done.

-That's all turned out marvellously.

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Head-to-head last time.

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-In fact, not just head-to-head, you were our golden couple.

-Mm.

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Oh, dear. Anyway, you are back here. You get another chance.

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-Yes.

-How are we feeling about the Smiths and Joneses?

-OK.

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What do you want to go for, Pat?

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I'm going to go for the singer whose UK number ones in the '60s...

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That's Tom Jones.

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Tom Jones. OK. Well, 48 and 21 are our only scores so far.

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Where will you end up with Tom Jones?

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It's right.

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53. Not bad at all.

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Good grouping.

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They say that he insured his chest hair for several million pounds

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but I never really buy stories like that.

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-That's just... It can't be true.

-That's a publicity thing, isn't it?

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It is. Like Marie Wilson insured her beehive haircut.

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How can you insure a haircut?

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You can't. But it's so easy to get a wig, isn't it?

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-Well, exactly.

-Also, how are you going to lose it?

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I know. One day a terrible water pistol accident. What's...

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LAUGHTER

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XANDER SIGHS

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Right, now then, Helen.

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-Welcome back.

-Thank you.

-Welcome back. Remind us what you do, Helen.

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-I'm a trainee solicitor.

-That's right.

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And what are your interests, Helen?

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I like going to gigs. I like going to see comedy.

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I just like to be out of the house, really.

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Anything that involves a pint, I'm there.

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Helen, what's wrong with the house? SHE LAUGHS

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-It hasn't got a bar.

-Yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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Fair enough. Or a stage.

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Now, Helen, this is all your board.

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You can talk us through all of those if you like,

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and fill in all the blanks.

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I would love to be able to do that.

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I've been to see Book Of Mormon so I'm absolutely kicking myself

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that I've got no idea what the answer to that is.

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I'm just going to have to take a guess.

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I'm going to go with that one. I'm going to say Joseph Smith.

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Joseph Smith.

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Listen, it's a good name. Let's see if it's right though.

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How many people said it if it is?

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It is right.

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Good old Book Of Mormon.

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ALEXANDER LAUGHS HAPPILY

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9! You see, Helen!

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I think we have just witnessed the first and most genuine...

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We've had a couple of surprise...

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No, if you've seen Book Of Mormon,

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virtually every song is about Joseph Smith.

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-It was clearly in your head somewhere.

-Yeah.

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-Must have been in there, I suppose.

-Must have been.

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-Have you seen Book Of Mormon?

-Just superb.

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-You had a quote on the poster.

-I did, yeah.

-Yeah.

-That was quite nice.

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-I loved it. I must see it again.

-It's brilliant, isn't it?

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But, yeah, Joseph Smith is absolutely the right answer.

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I'm very glad. There's a chamber of your brain that you're not aware of.

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-Yeah.

-You dug into it.

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-The England wicketkeeper.

-Geraint.

-Geraint Jones.

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It would have scored you 4 points.

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Also plays for Papua New Guinea, cos that's where he was born.

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4 points for Geraint Jones.

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Seth MacFarlane voices Stan Smith.

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And the Wodehouse character.

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He's called Rupert Psmith.

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Absolutely. That's the best answer on the board.

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Thanks very much indeed. Let's look at the scores. We're halfway through.

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9. Well done, Helen.

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Great answer there.

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Then up to 21, where we find Stephen and Simon.

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That's more like it.

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Then up to 48, where we find Iqra and Emily.

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Then 53, Pat and Sam.

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Sam, you know what we need.

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Nice, low score to keep you in the game.

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We can't be sending you home this early.

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We'll come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put seven more Smiths and Joneses up on the board.

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And here they are.

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I'll read those one last time.

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-Vinay, welcome back.

-Hello.

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-You were a paralegal, we discovered last time.

-Yes.

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-That's right, yeah.

-What are your interests outside the law?

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Again, I like live music. Go to a lot of shows.

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Is there a particular favourite live act you've been to see recently?

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Recently...

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Probably Kasabian at the Brixton Academy

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was one of the better shows of last year.

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Very good. Do you go to festivals?

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Yes, I've been to quite a few.

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I've been to Glastonbury, I've been to T In The Park in Scotland.

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Do you go to festivals looking at the band line-up or do you go to

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festivals remembering how good that festival was last time you went?

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-It's all about the line-up, definitely.

-All about the line-up.

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-Definitely.

-Very good. So, there you are on 9.

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Lovely low score from Helen.

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-If you can score 43 or less, you are straight through.

-OK.

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Hang on, does that laugh mean you think you won't score 43?

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-No, I think I've got a couple.

-Good, good.

-He says now.

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I'm going to go with the Trinidadian footballer.

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Kenwyne Jones.

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Kenwyne Jones. OK, let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of 100 people said it. There is your red line.

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Look at that.

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And look at that.

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Well done. 10.

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APPLAUSE

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The lowest score of the round on that podium. Lowest total, I should say.

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-19.

-Solid stuff there on podium four.

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Yeah, Kenwyne Jones is a very good answer. Safely through.

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Thanks very much. Now, Sam.

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Yes.

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-Sam, welcome back. Here from Chester.

-Yes.

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-Remind us what you do, Sam.

-I'm a student.

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-What are you studying?

-Business management.

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-How is that going?

-Yep, it's going all right.

-It's going well.

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-What year are you in?

-I've just finished my first.

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All good. Whereabouts are you doing that?

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-Leeds.

-OK.

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Now, what are your interests when you're not studying?

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I play a lot of football. That sort of thing. I go to the pub. Go out.

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Do you run into Helen ever? She's out a lot.

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LAUGHTER

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Sadly not, no.

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-She's up in Leeds.

-Next time.

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So, Sam.

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-Well, Kenwyne Jones has just been stolen off me.

-Mm.

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And I don't know a single other one.

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XANDER GASPS

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So I'm going to go with the South African cricketer.

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I'm just going to say Matt Smith.

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He's busy, Matt Smith, isn't he? He's doing a lot.

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OK, no red line for you as you are the highest scorers.

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Let's see if Matt Smith is right.

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It is not.

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It's a very good cricketing name though, Matt Smith.

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-I could easily believe it.

-Yeah.

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Sadly it's not true.

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153 is your total.

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Yeah, sorry, Sam. Not Matt Smith.

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If it was, he would be the third most famous Matt Smith.

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After Doctor Who and the Fulham centre-forward.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, now, Emily.

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-Welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

-Thank you.

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You are also a medical student?

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Yeah, that's right. That's how I met Iqra.

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At Leicester Uni.

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How is that going, Leicester? Are you enjoying it?

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Yeah, it's going pretty well.

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It's a bit different to home, but I've adapted.

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As it should be. Fewer lectures at home. Or maybe not. I don't know.

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-Maybe you get a lot of lectures at home.

-No, not so many.

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No, not so many. And formal dress less often required, I think.

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Yeah, you don't need that much in the Lake District.

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Whereabouts in the Lake District do you live?

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I'm from Cockermouth.

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It's quite a small town but there was loads of floods there...

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-Absolutely. Famously.

-2009.

-Yeah.

-So it kind of put us on the map a bit.

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Absolutely. Very good. Now, Emily.

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Good news is it doesn't matter what you score,

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you will still get through to the next round.

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-Good news.

-Phew-ee. What are you going to go for?

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I'm tempted to go for The Cure.

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I've seen them so I feel like I should probably know that.

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-You've seen them?

-Yeah.

-Very good for a medical student.

-Yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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Or you could go and see Placebo.

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LAUGHTER

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Yes, you've seen them.

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But you perhaps weren't aware of any of their names.

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I think I know it but I'm going to play it safe-ish

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so as not to look quite so silly.

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And say that Helen Fielding wrote Bridget Jones.

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Bridget Jones, says Emily. No red line. You are already through.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bridget Jones.

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Wow. Look at that.

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Surprisingly low score for Bridget Jones.

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Very well done indeed, Emily.

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That takes your total up to 75.

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Well played, Emily. Better safe than sorry.

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Born in 1962, the fictional character Bridget Jones.

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So she is now in her mid-50s.

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Thank you, Richard. Now, Simon.

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-Hello.

-Simon, welcome back. What do you do, Simon?

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I'm a business trainer.

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A business trainer.

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Across the whole field of business or do you have a particular speciality?

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-Management training, I guess.

-OK, very good.

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Where do you do that?

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Are you doing that for another company or do you do it freelance?

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I've just left a big communications company...

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-Is it the same communications company...?

-Yes.

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-Was that quite nice, working with your brother?

-Yes.

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-Or were you in very different departments?

-Very different.

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Could you meet up for lunch or was it too far away?

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-Oh, yes.

-That's nice. Very nice.

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-How is it going, the new, the new...

-Yeah, it's early days.

-..start?

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-Working for myself. It's very different.

-Yeah.

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-How good is your discipline?

-Awful.

-Really?

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Yeah, I've got a small child at home, Arthur,

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-who loves the show, by the way...

-Hi, Arthur.

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And he's a distraction that I don't mind.

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But perhaps I ought to do a little bit more work.

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-So you are working from an office at home?

-Yeah.

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-Yeah.

-The dining room table.

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XANDER LAUGHS

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Actually, that's probably better than working in the spare bedroom

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because about 10.30 in the morning, you'd be like...

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YAWNING: I could probably just do this work lying down like this.

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Then after a while... HE SNORES

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Yes, so, Simon. You are also through. It doesn't matter what you score.

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-Yes.

-The board is all yours. Fill in all the blanks.

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I'm pleased about that. I was very good on the last board

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but only new Kenwyne Jones on this board.

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He's very popular, Kenwyne Jones, on this board. Seems to know everyone.

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Yeah, I'm going to guess the lead singer of The Cure.

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I think it's Steve Smith.

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Sounds plausible, doesn't it?

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Just the kind of name you'd imagine the lead singer

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of The Clure...of The Cure might have.

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Lead singer of The Clure. That's a different matter entirely.

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Steve Smith. Let's see. No red line, you are already through.

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Let's see how many people said Steve Smith, if it's right.

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No Steve Smith.

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I'm afraid, Simon, it scores you 100.

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Takes your total to 121. But you're through anyway.

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Although Steve Smith is the lead singer of The Clure, who were a...

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-That's what I was thinking.

-They are a spin-off band from The Eagles.

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LAUGHTER

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Emily, what would you have gone for for The Cure?

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-Robert Smith.

-Robert Smith is the right answer. Yeah.

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Would have been a terrific answer as well.

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-The White Teeth author?

-Zadie Smith.

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The actor is Bruce Jones.

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-The Jamaican-born singer?

-Grace Jones.

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Biggest answer on the board.

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-The test captain, it's not Matt Smith.

-Graeme.

-Graeme Smith.

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Graeme Smith actually the best answer on the board.

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Thanks, Richard. So, at the end of our first round,

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the pair who are heading home, I'm so sorry, Sam and Pat.

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Our neighbours from Chester.

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Aw, I honestly thought after your performance last time

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you deserved a place in the final.

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But I'm sorry, we have to send you home at the end of this round.

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Thank you so much for playing, Sam and Pat. Great contestants.

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-BOTH:

-Thanks.

-APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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We are down to three pairs. Obviously, at the end of this round,

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we will have to say goodbye to another pair.

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But, Vinay and Helen, well done. Our lowest combined score.

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Helen, our lowest individual score. Joseph Smith. Superb.

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Iqra and Emily. Well done. Our newcomers.

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Through to the second round.

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And, Stephen and Simon, welcome to Round Two.

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-Hope you like it.

-Thank you.

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Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs

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which of you likes geography the most?

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Who is going to go first, who is going to go second?

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Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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Capitals Of Countries With A Mediterranean Coastline.

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Richard.

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Simply looking for the capital city of any country that has any

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part of that country on the coast with the Mediterranean, please.

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Including all the seas that make up the Mediterranean -

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the Adriatic, the Aegean, etc.

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Any capital city of any of those countries, please.

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As always, by country we mean a sovereign state that is

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a member of the UN in its own right.

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Thanks, Richard. Now, Stephen. Always tough going first. As you well know.

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I'm going to play it safe, I think, though if I get this wrong

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it's going to be embarrassing, and I'm going to say Paris.

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Paris, says Stephen. OK. Paris.

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Sounds good to me. Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many people said Paris.

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It's right.

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54.

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APPLAUSE

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Yep. Paris, that's the capital of France.

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XANDER GIGGLES

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-That's got a bit of a Mediterranean coastline.

-Lovely.

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-Beautiful down there.

-Yeah.

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OK, now, Iqra, what would you like to go for?

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I thought the Mediterranean was elsewhere.

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LAUGHTER

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It is literally in the middle of the Earth.

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-Mediterranean. There it is.

-Oh. OK.

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I'm going to go for Portugal then, and Lisbon.

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Lisbon, says Iqra. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 said Lisbon.

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I'm afraid, Iqra, that's an incorrect answer.

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And it scores you 100 points.

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I suspect the Mediterranean is where you thought it

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was in the first place, actually.

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But, yeah, Portugal is on the Atlantic Ocean.

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Thank you very much. Now, Vinay.

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This one is surprisingly tricky when you're stood up here, actually.

0:21:180:21:23

I'm going to say Madrid.

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Madrid, says Vinay. Let's see how many of our 100 said Madrid.

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It's right.

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54 is our only score.

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You don't quite make it to that.

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But nice grouping.

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56 for Madrid.

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And that is the capital of Spain. Spain.

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-Spain.

-They are really going for it in this round, aren't they?

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-Aren't they just?

-Goodness me!

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We are halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

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54 the best score of that pass. Stephen. There you go.

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Not what I thought I'd be saying at the beginning of this round.

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But there you are. Stephen and Simon looking pretty strong now.

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Then up to 56, Vinay and Helen.

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Then Iqra and Emily on 100. So, Emily,

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who knows what might happen in the next pass?

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There might be scores flying around. Let's have a low score from you.

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We'll come back down the line now,

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can the second players please step up to the podium?

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So, Helen, we are looking for the capital cities of countries

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with a Mediterranean coastline. There are some really nice,

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quite obscure countries with Mediterranean coastlines.

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-You are not going to get one from me, I'm afraid.

-OK.

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I'm terrible at geography. I don't even...

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I'm going to say Athens.

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OK, Athens. There is your red line.

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Get below that with Athens and you are through to the next round.

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Let's see how many people said Athens.

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It's right.

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INDISTINCT SPEECH

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54.

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There we are. All very much in the same sort of ballpark,

0:22:490:22:52

these Mediterranean countries.

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110 is your total.

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That is the capital of Greece.

0:22:550:22:57

LAUGHTER

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-At time of recording.

-LAUGHTER

0:22:590:23:01

Thank you, Rich. Now, Emily.

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If you can score 9 or less, you are through to the next round.

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How are you feeling about this as a category?

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I'm going to try for Turkey but I'm not sure about the capital.

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I'm going to go Ankara.

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OK, Ankara, says Emily. Here is your red line.

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It's quite low. Let's see if you can get below that with Ankara.

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It's right.

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Look at that.

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It's the lowest scoring of all our answers.

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11. Very well done indeed, Emily.

0:23:340:23:37

That might get you through.

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We will see.

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That's a bit more like it, yeah. Good answer.

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Ankara, capital of Turkey.

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Very good indeed. Now then, Simon. Here we go. Come on.

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You have to score 56 or less.

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56 or less or we say goodbye to you.

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-Yes.

-You have a look of intense concentration there.

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-I have an obvious answer.

-Have you had any brainwaves?

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-Yes.

-Don't go for obvious.

-No.

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I think the capital of Tunisia is Tunis.

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But I'm going to go with... It's very risky.

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..Monaco.

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As the capital city of Monaco.

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Monaco, the capital city of Monaco.

0:24:170:24:20

Stephen, what are you thinking about that?

0:24:200:24:22

My geography is terrible. I trust him.

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Your geography is terrible, OK. There is your red line.

0:24:240:24:27

Let's see if that risk is going to pay off, Simon. Monaco.

0:24:270:24:30

It's right.

0:24:330:24:34

Yes! You've done it. Very well done indeed.

0:24:360:24:38

That's a good answer. Nobody thought of Monaco.

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4.

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There we go, Simon. APPLAUSE

0:24:410:24:43

58 is your total.

0:24:430:24:45

-Well done.

-Very well played, Simon. Terrific answer.

0:24:450:24:48

Tunis would have scored you 20 points.

0:24:480:24:50

So it would have seen you through as well.

0:24:500:24:52

There's two pointless answers.

0:24:520:24:55

They are Podgorica, which is the capital of Montenegro.

0:24:550:24:58

That's a terrific answer if you said that.

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And Ljubljana, which is the capital of Slovenia.

0:25:000:25:02

Both of those have got Mediterranean coasts.

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Both of those terrific answers. I'll give you the other low scorers.

0:25:040:25:07

Sarajevo, Bosnia would have scored you 2.

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3 for Beirut, Lebanon.

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4 for Damascus, Syria and Zagreb, Croatia.

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5 for Tirana. That's Albania, of course.

0:25:150:25:17

6 for Rabat, Morocco.

0:25:170:25:19

And the top three. A couple of these are familiar.

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Athens, that's the capital of Greece.

0:25:250:25:28

Madrid, that's the capital of Spain.

0:25:280:25:31

And Rome is right at the top there with 70 points, which is

0:25:310:25:34

the capital of...?

0:25:340:25:36

-I think it's Italy.

-Very good, yeah.

-Thank you.

0:25:360:25:38

Thank you very much, Richard. At the end of our second round,

0:25:380:25:41

I'm sorry to say it's our medics who are heading home. Emily and Iqra.

0:25:410:25:45

111. You were only one point ahead of your nearest rivals.

0:25:450:25:48

But you're just out in front. We will see you again next time though.

0:25:480:25:51

And I hope you will go even further.

0:25:510:25:53

Meantime, thanks very much, Emily and Iqra.

0:25:530:25:56

APPLAUSE

0:25:560:25:58

But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:25:580:26:02

Congratulations, Vinay and Helen, Stephen and Simon,

0:26:070:26:09

you are now one step closer to the final

0:26:090:26:12

and a chance to play for our jackpot, which still stands at £1,000.

0:26:120:26:15

Well, you know the deal at this point.

0:26:150:26:17

You can start playing as teams. Chat before you give your answers.

0:26:170:26:20

First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:200:26:23

You have all done better than you did last time.

0:26:230:26:26

Vinay and Helen, Round Two. Here you are in the head-to-head.

0:26:260:26:29

Stephen and Simon, Round One last time. Now in the head-to-head.

0:26:290:26:32

It should be quite a tight match, I hope.

0:26:320:26:35

Anyway, best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:350:26:38

Here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:26:440:26:47

Classic Albums. Richard.

0:26:500:26:52

Just going to show you five visual clues to the titles

0:26:520:26:54

of classic albums. Can you name them, please?

0:26:540:26:57

-I love a visual clue.

-I know you like these ones.

-Love that!

0:26:570:27:00

Oh, you lucky things. Visual clues. Let's reveal them.

0:27:000:27:02

We have five of them.

0:27:020:27:03

XANDER CHUCKLES

0:27:140:27:16

OK, there we are.

0:27:240:27:26

Five visual clues.

0:27:260:27:27

Vinay and Helen, you have been our lowest scorers so you will go first.

0:27:270:27:31

We think that we know all but D.

0:27:310:27:34

-I don't know D.

-No.

0:27:340:27:36

I think we are going to go with E, which is The Bends.

0:27:360:27:41

The Bends. The Bends, say Vinay and Helen.

0:27:410:27:44

Now then, Stephen and Simon.

0:27:440:27:46

We know B and C.

0:27:460:27:50

And we knew E.

0:27:500:27:52

-I think C will be high so we'll go with B.

-Yep.

0:27:520:27:55

Dark Side Of The Moon.

0:27:550:27:56

You're going to go for Dark Side Of The Moon.

0:27:560:27:58

We have The Bends and Dark Side Of The Moon.

0:27:580:28:00

Vinay and Helen said The Bends for E.

0:28:000:28:02

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:28:020:28:05

It is right.

0:28:080:28:10

APPLAUSE

0:28:130:28:15

17.

0:28:150:28:16

17 for The Bends.

0:28:170:28:19

Now, Stephen and Simon have gone for Dark Side Of The Moon for B.

0:28:190:28:22

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said that.

0:28:220:28:25

It's right.

0:28:280:28:29

53.

0:28:300:28:32

Big score there. APPLAUSE

0:28:320:28:34

Well done, Vinay and Helen. After one question, you are up one-nil.

0:28:340:28:38

That's actually the biggest scorer on the board.

0:28:380:28:40

There is one answer up there that would have beaten The Bends.

0:28:400:28:43

It's D, as you'd imagine.

0:28:430:28:44

A is Back In Black.

0:28:440:28:46

Is that Brian Cox?

0:28:480:28:50

-That is Brian Cox, yeah.

-Nice.

0:28:500:28:53

It's not really.

0:28:530:28:54

C is Bridge Over Troubled Water.

0:28:550:28:58

And this is the best answer.

0:29:000:29:01

Members of the Pointless production team.

0:29:030:29:05

And it is Who's Next,

0:29:050:29:07

The Who's only number one album.

0:29:070:29:10

Thanks very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.

0:29:100:29:13

Stephen and Simon must win to stay in the game.

0:29:130:29:15

But you get to answer it first. It concerns...

0:29:150:29:17

Crufts, Richard.

0:29:210:29:22

Going to give you five clues now to facts about Crufts.

0:29:220:29:25

Up to and including 2015. Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:29:250:29:28

Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues. And here they come.

0:29:280:29:31

I'll read those all one last time.

0:29:490:29:50

Stephen and Simon, get conferring.

0:30:070:30:10

INDISTINCT DISCUSSION

0:30:100:30:14

OK, we're going to go with the body which governs dog breeding standards

0:30:170:30:21

and it's The Kennel Club.

0:30:210:30:22

The Kennel Club, say Stephen and Simon. The Kennel Club.

0:30:220:30:24

Now, Vinay and Helen, talk us through the rest of that board.

0:30:240:30:27

THEY LAUGH

0:30:270:30:29

Um, to be honest with you,

0:30:290:30:31

I only know one and the rest would be guesses.

0:30:310:30:34

So we are going to go with the venue and it's the NEC,

0:30:340:30:37

which is National Exhibition Centre in Birmingham.

0:30:370:30:40

The NEC, say Vinay and Helen.

0:30:400:30:41

We have The Kennel Club and we have the NEC.

0:30:410:30:43

Stephen and Simon said The Kennel Club.

0:30:430:30:45

Let's see how many people said that.

0:30:450:30:46

Yep, it's right.

0:30:490:30:50

31.

0:30:540:30:55

APPLAUSE

0:30:550:30:57

Meanwhile, Vinay and Helen have gone for the NEC, the venue.

0:30:580:31:01

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:31:010:31:04

It's right.

0:31:070:31:09

45 for the NEC.

0:31:110:31:13

Well done, Stephen and Simon. Kept you in the game.

0:31:130:31:16

After two questions, it's one-all.

0:31:160:31:18

The top two answers. Let's start at the bottom.

0:31:180:31:20

The breed of spaniel that's won

0:31:200:31:21

seven Best In Show titles is English Cocker.

0:31:210:31:24

Glad I didn't answer that.

0:31:240:31:26

What would you have gone for?

0:31:260:31:27

-King Charles.

-Yeah, I'd have gone for that as well.

0:31:270:31:30

The decade the show was first televised.

0:31:300:31:32

You could have had a guess at this. There's not that many decades.

0:31:320:31:35

-It was the 19...

-'60s?

-'50s.

0:31:350:31:37

Actually, first televised in 1950. Unbelievably.

0:31:370:31:41

And this is a pointless answer.

0:31:410:31:42

The first name of the person who founded the show.

0:31:420:31:45

Andy. Andy Crufts.

0:31:450:31:47

It's not Andy Crufts, I'm afraid.

0:31:470:31:49

Anyone want to guess the name?

0:31:490:31:51

-Tom.

-Not Tom.

0:31:510:31:53

-Dave.

-AUDIENCE MEMBER:

-Darren.

0:31:530:31:54

Not Darren. It's not Darren. Take this seriously.

0:31:540:31:57

You know we can have you removed. You know that.

0:31:570:31:59

LAUGHTER

0:31:590:32:01

The answer was Charles. Funnily enough.

0:32:010:32:04

-There we go.

-Pointless answer. Very well done if you said that at home.

0:32:040:32:07

-Was he Charles Cruft or Charles Crufts?

-Charles Cruft.

0:32:070:32:10

Right, there we go.

0:32:100:32:12

-Thank you very much.

-Pleasure.

0:32:120:32:13

-He was from Barking.

-LAUGHTER

0:32:130:32:16

Here comes your third question.

0:32:160:32:17

Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:32:170:32:20

It concerns...

0:32:200:32:22

-Richard.

-I'm going to show you some initials now of leaders of British

0:32:260:32:29

political parties, plus the party they led and the years

0:32:290:32:32

they led that party.

0:32:320:32:34

Need you to give us the name of the most obscure, please. Best of luck.

0:32:340:32:37

OK, here come those leaders.

0:32:370:32:39

And we've got...

0:32:390:32:41

I'll read those all one last time.

0:32:570:32:58

Vinay and Helen will go first.

0:33:150:33:16

We know quite a few of these.

0:33:160:33:18

It's just a question of which is going to be the lowest,

0:33:180:33:21

which is difficult.

0:33:210:33:22

I think we are going to go for the Green Party and Caroline Lucas.

0:33:220:33:25

Caroline Lucas, say Vinay and Helen. Caroline Lucas.

0:33:250:33:27

Stephen and Simon, what would you like to go for?

0:33:270:33:30

-We know a couple, don't we?

-We think.

0:33:300:33:32

Do you want to talk us through the board?

0:33:320:33:34

Yeah. I believe the top one is Harold Macmillan.

0:33:340:33:36

We think Tony Blair is the middle one.

0:33:360:33:38

And William Hague the bottom one. But we think he might be quite high.

0:33:380:33:43

-So we're going for the top one. Harold Macmillan.

-Harold Macmillan.

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So we have Caroline Lucas and we have Harold Macmillan.

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Now then, Vinay and Helen. Caroline Lucas.

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Let's see how many of our 100 said that.

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It's right.

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Very well done. 10.

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Very good.

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10 for Caroline Lucas.

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Stephen and Simon, meanwhile, have gone for Harold Macmillan.

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Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said that.

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It's right.

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41 for Harold Macmillan.

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Quite high there.

0:34:240:34:26

Very well done, Vinay and Helen.

0:34:260:34:28

After three questions, you are through to the final two-one.

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Very well played. Great answer, Caroline Lucas.

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Again, we'll start from the bottom.

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What do you think Tony Blair scored?

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-I should think in the 80s.

-Yeah, 82.

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JS is the best answer on the board.

0:34:470:34:49

Very well done if you said that.

0:34:520:34:54

Thanks very much, Richard.

0:34:540:34:56

The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:560:34:58

Stephen and Simon. You've done very well.

0:34:580:35:00

Good performance across the show today.

0:35:000:35:02

Great to have you in the head-to-head. I'm afraid this is the end of the road.

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Thanks very much for playing. Stephen and Simon.

0:35:050:35:08

-APPLAUSE BOTH:

-Thank you.

0:35:080:35:10

For Vinay and Helen, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:110:35:14

Congratulations, Vinay and Helen.

0:35:170:35:20

You have seen off all the competition.

0:35:200:35:22

You have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:220:35:24

It's all going very well indeed.

0:35:240:35:26

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:320:35:34

and equal Pointless history.

0:35:340:35:36

It's too exciting for words!

0:35:360:35:38

At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:35:380:35:42

There it is. We've thrown Smiths and Joneses at you.

0:35:420:35:46

We have thrown countries with Mediterranean coastlines.

0:35:460:35:50

That was nice, wasn't it?

0:35:500:35:52

And then we had my favourite kind of round, a visual clue round. Albums.

0:35:520:35:56

We had Crufts questions. Leaders of political parties.

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I mean, what a gallimaufry of different questions

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and categories there.

0:36:020:36:04

What would you like to see? What will get you into Pointless record books?

0:36:040:36:08

-We need music, really, don't we?

-Yeah, music.

0:36:080:36:10

-OK.

-Or football, maybe.

-Sport for you.

-Yeah.

0:36:100:36:13

OK. Very best of luck.

0:36:130:36:15

As always, there will be four choices on the board behind me.

0:36:150:36:18

You just have to pick the one you think you can have the best shot at.

0:36:180:36:21

Today's selection looks like this.

0:36:210:36:24

I don't think we've got particularly good...

0:36:320:36:34

'80s Award Winners might be OK. That might be a music one.

0:36:340:36:37

-Might be film.

-Do you want to try that?

0:36:370:36:40

I don't mind. You choose.

0:36:400:36:41

-Let's go with the 1980s Award Winners.

-OK.

0:36:410:36:44

1980s Award Winners it is. Richard.

0:36:440:36:46

Goodness me. I have to say,

0:36:460:36:48

if you ask for sport and you're essentially from Leeds,

0:36:480:36:51

I would've thought Sport In Leeds would've been quite a good category.

0:36:510:36:54

But you know what, what do I know?

0:36:540:36:56

-He'd have been on his own.

-That took me by surprise.

0:36:560:36:58

I've had to shuffle my papers.

0:36:580:37:00

OK, here is three different questions for you

0:37:000:37:02

for 1980s Award Winners.

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We're looking for the name of any individual who won the Booker Prize

0:37:040:37:08

from 1980 to 1989 inclusive.

0:37:080:37:11

We're looking for anyone who won BBC Sports Personality Of The Year

0:37:110:37:15

from 1980 to 1989 inclusive.

0:37:150:37:18

Or we're looking for any actress who won a Best Leading

0:37:180:37:22

or Best Supporting Actress Oscars at the ceremonies from 1980 to 1989.

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Booker Prize winners, Sports Personality Of The Year winners

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or Best Leading or Supporting Actress Oscar winners in the 1980s.

0:37:310:37:34

Very best of luck.

0:37:340:37:36

OK, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:37:360:37:38

to come up with three answers.

0:37:380:37:39

All you need to win that jackpot, go into the Pointless history book,

0:37:390:37:44

is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:37:440:37:47

-Yeah.

-Yes.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:37:470:37:50

Your time starts now.

0:37:500:37:52

I know two Booker Prize winners

0:37:520:37:54

but I don't know if they were

0:37:540:37:55

in the '80s or not.

0:37:550:37:56

Which ones?

0:37:560:37:57

Angela Carter and Iris Murdoch.

0:37:570:37:59

We can go with those if you want

0:37:590:38:01

because I am struggling with the sports personality.

0:38:010:38:04

Sebastian Coe or something, but he'd be high.

0:38:040:38:07

He'd be high, yeah. Um...

0:38:070:38:09

Leading actresses...

0:38:110:38:15

Actresses, actresses.

0:38:150:38:16

I'm struggling on that one.

0:38:190:38:20

We should have gone with Sport In Leeds.

0:38:200:38:22

THEY LAUGH

0:38:220:38:24

Um...

0:38:240:38:25

Shall we go with those two Booker Prize ones then?

0:38:250:38:29

-Yeah.

-Then pick someone for sport.

0:38:290:38:30

-Yeah.

-Can you think of any?

0:38:300:38:32

'80s...

0:38:340:38:36

I can't think of any. Not from the

0:38:370:38:39

-'80s.

-Mind blank.

-Yeah, completely.

0:38:390:38:41

Ten seconds remain.

0:38:410:38:42

I think we are ready cos we've not got very much.

0:38:420:38:45

-OK, but you've got three answers?

-Yes, we do.

0:38:450:38:47

OK, well, there we are. We will just let that clock wind down.

0:38:470:38:50

Let's have those three answers.

0:38:500:38:52

Say which category it is you are answering.

0:38:520:38:54

Booker Prize winners - we don't know if they are in the '80s or not

0:38:540:38:56

but we are going to go Angela Carter and Iris Murdoch.

0:38:560:38:59

Angela Carter, Iris Murdoch.

0:38:590:39:01

And then Sports Personality Of The Year.

0:39:010:39:04

It's a punt, isn't it? Probably high-scoring. Seb Coe.

0:39:040:39:08

Seb Coe. OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:080:39:11

-One of the Booker Prize ones, I guess.

-Pick one.

0:39:110:39:14

They might not be right. Iris Murdoch.

0:39:140:39:15

Iris Murdoch we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:150:39:18

-Seb Coe.

-Seb Coe we'll put first.

0:39:180:39:20

OK, let's put those answers up on the board in that order then.

0:39:200:39:23

And here they are. We've got...

0:39:230:39:25

Listen, three good answers on the board there.

0:39:290:39:31

Who knows? One of those could easily be pointless.

0:39:310:39:34

And we could be handing out our sixth jackpot win in row.

0:39:340:39:38

Very exciting. What would you do with your winnings if that were the case?

0:39:380:39:42

-Vinay?

-I'm just in the process of buying my first house.

0:39:420:39:46

So that would probably help buy exciting things like a fridge

0:39:460:39:50

and a washing machine. And such things.

0:39:500:39:52

That's exciting(!)

0:39:520:39:54

Helen, how about you?

0:39:540:39:55

I should probably save mine towards getting myself a house,

0:39:550:39:58

but actually, I'd probably go on a nice holiday.

0:39:580:40:00

Very good. OK, now, let's put them to the test. Seb Coe.

0:40:000:40:03

In this case we were looking for

0:40:030:40:05

1980s BBC Sports Personalities Of The Year.

0:40:050:40:07

You thought this was probably your least likely to be pointless.

0:40:070:40:10

Let's find out if it's correct. And if it's pointless,

0:40:100:40:13

it will win you £1,000. How many people said Seb Coe?

0:40:130:40:15

Bad luck!

0:40:180:40:19

Not Seb Coe.

0:40:190:40:20

Not Seb Coe. Not a pointless answer, which means you only have two more

0:40:200:40:23

shots at today's jackpot and the record book.

0:40:230:40:26

Angela Carter was your next answer.

0:40:260:40:27

In this case, we were looking for 1980s Booker Prize winners.

0:40:270:40:31

It has to be pointless for you to win.

0:40:310:40:33

So for £1,000, let's see how many people said Angela Carter.

0:40:330:40:35

Oh!

0:40:380:40:39

I'm afraid not Angela Carter. Also an incorrect answer.

0:40:390:40:41

Which means everything is now riding on your third and final answer,

0:40:410:40:44

which I remember was Iris Murdoch. This was the one you thought

0:40:440:40:47

was probably your best shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:470:40:49

But it has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.

0:40:490:40:52

For £1,000, let's see how many people said Iris Murdoch. Is it pointless?

0:40:520:40:56

Oh! Bad luck!

0:40:580:41:00

APPLAUSE

0:41:000:41:01

Oh, I'm sorry.

0:41:010:41:03

You took a good run up at that.

0:41:030:41:05

But I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important

0:41:050:41:07

pointless answer. I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:070:41:10

That will roll over onto the next show.

0:41:100:41:12

But it's been great having you on two shows.

0:41:120:41:14

You have performed really well across this one.

0:41:140:41:17

And you get to take home a Pointless trophy. So very, very well done.

0:41:170:41:20

APPLAUSE

0:41:200:41:22

We did not equal the record. We don't equal the record.

0:41:250:41:28

-If only Sport In Leeds...

-LAUGHTER

0:41:280:41:31

We might have equalled it.

0:41:310:41:33

Iris Murdoch won in 1978 so she wasn't a million miles away.

0:41:330:41:36

I don't think she would have been a pointless answer,

0:41:360:41:38

looking at some of the people who did score.

0:41:380:41:40

Seb Coe won in 1979, so not in the '80s.

0:41:400:41:43

I don't think it would have been a pointless answer.

0:41:430:41:45

Let's take a look at the pointless answers

0:41:450:41:47

in the different categories. Booker Prize winners.

0:41:470:41:49

You could have had... Keri Hulme for The Bone People.

0:41:490:41:52

Penelope Lively for Moon Tiger.

0:41:520:41:54

Thomas Keneally won for Schindler's Ark.

0:41:540:41:56

William Golding won for Rites Of Passage. And JM Coetzee.

0:41:560:41:59

Those were the pointless answers in that category.

0:41:590:42:01

Let's take a look at the BBC Sports Personality.

0:42:010:42:03

Only two pointless answers here. Barry McGuigan would've been

0:42:030:42:06

a pointless answer. And the figure skater Robin Cousins.

0:42:060:42:09

Botham would've scored you 8.

0:42:090:42:10

Steve Davis and Nigel Mansell - 6.

0:42:100:42:12

3 for Fatima Whitbread, Daley Thompson and Steve Cram.

0:42:120:42:14

1 for Nick Faldo.

0:42:140:42:16

No Seb Coe there.

0:42:160:42:17

And the actresses who won Oscars in the '80s.

0:42:170:42:21

Marlee Matlin for Children Of A Lesser God.

0:42:210:42:23

Peggy Ashcroft - Best Supporting Actress for A Passage To India.

0:42:230:42:27

Sally Field and Shirley MacLaine for Terms Of Endearment.

0:42:270:42:29

Also could've had Geraldine Page, Linda Hunt, Mary Steenburgen,

0:42:290:42:32

Maureen Stapleton and Olympia Dukakis.

0:42:320:42:34

Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:340:42:36

-Unlucky in the studio.

-Thanks very much, Richard.

0:42:360:42:39

Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Vinay and Helen.

0:42:390:42:42

It's been great having you on the show. Thanks so much for playing.

0:42:420:42:44

Vinay and Helen. APPLAUSE

0:42:440:42:47

Well, they didn't win our jackpot today

0:42:490:42:51

so it rolls over onto the next show.

0:42:510:42:52

Which means next time we'll be playing for £2,000.

0:42:520:42:56

APPLAUSE

0:42:560:42:58

Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:42:580:43:00

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

0:43:000:43:02

And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:020:43:04

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