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Thank you very much. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
the show where the more obscure your knowledge, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
the better your chances of winning. Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Hi, I'm John, this is my mother-in-law, Teresa. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
We've come from Derbyshire. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Couple number two. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Hi, my name's Tim, this is Monica. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
We're from Ditchling just outside Brighton. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Couple number three. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Hi, I'm Adam, this is my friend Marc and we're from South London. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Hello, I'm Charmain and this is my sister Jane, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
and we're also from South London. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
A warm welcome to you all. Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
We will find out more about you throughout the show | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Still sulking because we banned him from having flames, ticker tape | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
and pyrotechnics, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Hiya. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Hi, everybody. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
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-Good afternoon to you. -And to you. -Are you well? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
-I am extremely well, thank you. -Excellent. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
A lovely show last time. The only returning pair from that show | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
are Charmain and Jane on podium four. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
They got through to Round Two but David | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-and Anne got through to the final round. -Yeah. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-Missed out on the jackpot. -Yeah. -This lot are over the moon. -Yeah. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
You can see that. So, yeah, the jackpot continues to grow. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
We welcome our new players as well. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Just looking at everyone here, I think Round Two might be carnage. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
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OK. Thanks very much. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
As you'll have gathered, David and Anne didn't win the jackpot | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
last time so we had another £1,000 to that. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
So, today's jackpot starts off at £8,000. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
The biggest jackpot we have had in recent Pointless history. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
If everyone is ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
So, all you have to remember is this - the pair | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this afternoon... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
who is going to go second? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
And who ever is going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
OK. And the question concerns... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
On each board we are going to show you seven top 40 hits | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
that all feature a female name in the title. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
We'll give you the first and last letters of that name. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Can you tell us what it is, please? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
14 in all to have a go at at home, so very best of luck. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
So, we are looking for the female names that are these song titles. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Here's our first board. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I will read those all one last time. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
John, a warm welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-From Derbyshire. -Yeah, we are coming down from Derbyshire. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
But you are originally from Scotland. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
-Yeah, I'm originally from the Borders. -Right you are. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
And what do you do up in Derbyshire? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
-I am a cover supervisor at a secondary school. -OK. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-Based at one particular school? -Yes. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
What are your hobbies when you're not doing that, John? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-I am a big rugby fan, really enjoy rugby. -Do you play? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Erm, I did play second row until my wife is due her first baby, | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
so I have been needing to spend more time at home, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
so I have given up rugby for the meantime. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Well, congratulations on the baby. John, what are you going to go for? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Erm... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
I know a couple of them. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I will probably go for Dolly Parton, Jolene. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Jolene, says John, Jolene. Let's see if that's right, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Jolene. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
70 for Jolene. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
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Famously, it was inspired by someone at her local bank who | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
she thought was flirting with her husband many, many years ago. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
And she said recently, which was rather lovely, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
"Sometimes I look at him now, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
"lying back in his reclining chair with his grey hair, snoring away, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
"and I think I should ring Jolene up and say, "You should come get him. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
"You can have him."" | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
-Thanks, Richard. Monica, welcome to Pointless. -Hello. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
Great to have you here. What do you do, Monica? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
I am a stay-at-home mum at the moment. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I have got a part-time job as well | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
but mainly looking after the children at home. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-How many children have you got? -I have got two. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
-What are their names? -Ethan and Emilio. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Ethan and Emilio, are you watching? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
No, watch, Ethan and Emilio, don't do that! Watch your mum! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
What are your hobbies, Monica? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I like reading and I like making cakes. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Mmm, lovely. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Now, Monica, what would you like to go for on this board? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Erm, I think I'm going to go with Goo Goo Dolls, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:17 | |
-which is Iris. -Iris. Iris, says Monica. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Iris. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
28. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
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Good score there, Monica. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Well played, Monica. One of those very unusual songs. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
It was originally not a huge hit | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
and then it seemed to gain a life of its own. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
That's probably how you would want it to be, slow, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-drip-feed success. -I think so. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-I imagine they are still making money from it. -Nice for them. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
And one of those songs that you would | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
recognise in an instant if you played it. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Thank you, Richard. Well, my Iris recognition is...is pretty good. | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
Now, Marc, a warm welcome to you. Good to have you here. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
What do you do, Marc? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I am a training consultant, so I help people with their customer | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
service skills, predominantly in the financial services industry. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
Right you are. And what do you do when you're not doing that? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
I also do some part-time work at Crystal Palace Football Club. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
-I am a huge Eagles fan. -What kind of work does that involve? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
I work again in customer service but I also do the tours of the stadium. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
-Oh, now that's fun. -I get to show people the changing rooms, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
the dug-outs and take them pitch side. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-Trophy cabinet. Oh, no, hold on. -There is a trophy cabinet. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
It is bigger than you think, believe me. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Yeah, but empty. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-And then, do you take them to the shop at the end, I suppose? -Yeah. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-Yeah, exactly, you always end in the shop. -Always end in the shop. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Now, Marc, what would you like to go for here? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
There is a couple that I know for sure, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
there's one that I'm iffy about. But... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
I am going to go for the one I know. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-I'm going to go for the Kaiser Chiefs and Ruby. -Ruby, says Marc. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Marc. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Well, you've passed 70. 55 for Ruby. Not bad. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
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Yeah, big number one single from 2007. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
My daughter is called Ruby, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
it made her life a misery for quite some time. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Yes, that's true. You wouldn't really like that, would you? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
No, because it literally just repeats the name constantly | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
through the chorus. Even teachers were singing it to her. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-You think, "Come on." -Yeah. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
Even supply teachers, even cover teachers. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
-Charmain, welcome back. -Hello. -Good to have you here again. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
-It was Round Two last time we said goodbye to you. -Yes. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
-Sitcom Stars. -It was British TV comedy, yes. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
That's right. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
Remind us what you do, Charmain. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-I'm a music administrator for Wandsworth Music Service. -Very good. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
-How long have you been doing that? -For seven years. -Fun? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
It has been lots of fun. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
We have got lots of orchestras that go out and do some work. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Wandsworth Pops Orchestra, they perform all around the country. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
That's brilliant. And your hobbies when you're not doing that. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Sewing, hairdressing. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Very good indeed, Charmain. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Now, you are the last person to have this board. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
-Do you feel up to talking us through it? -I can try. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
I did know the Kaiser Chiefs one and the Goo Goo Dolls, and Dolly Parton. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
I think the bottom one is Roxanne. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
And The Kinks is Lola. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
I'm not sure about the Jamie T one but I am going to go for Roxanne. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Roxanne, says Charmain. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Roxanne for The Police. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Well, 70 is our high score. You have passed that. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
58. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
Not bad. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
58 for Roxanne. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
Yeah, George Michael does a nice cover version of Roxanne as well. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
-Does he? -Yeah. Some big scorers there. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Let's fill in the rest of this board. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
There is another big scorer up there, | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
which is Lola by The Kinks, you are absolutely right about that. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
And that would have scored you 50. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Then My Chemical Romance is Helena. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
That would have scored 11. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
And the best answer on the board, Jamie T. It's brilliant, Jamie T. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
But this is a low scorer - Sheila. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
It would have scored you four, well done if you said that. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
We are halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
28, the best score of that pass. Well done, Monica. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Then up to 55, Marc and Adam, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
58, Charmain and Jane, | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
and then 70, John and Teresa. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-Teresa, did you like that board, by the way? -I did like that board. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Good, let's hope you like the next one even more because | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
we need a low score from you when we come back down to you. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Please can the second players step up onto the podium? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
OK. Let's put seven more song titles up on the board, and here they are. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
I will read those one last time. | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
-Now, Jane, welcome back. -Hi. -Welcome back. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
-Remind us what you do, Jane. -I'm a T-shirt designer. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
This is something you have just recently switched to. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Yeah, I have just started doing this. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-And you design and you print your T-shirts. -Yes, I do. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-And sell them all yourself? -Yes, at the moment. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
And you are looking for other people to start selling them as well? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Not sure where I'm going with it, I am just seeing how it goes. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-Take it one step at a time. -Exactly. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Maybe there will be a T-shirt scout who will | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-come along past your stall. -You never know. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
"These should be available around the country." | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Now, what are your interests, Jane? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
I play football, I like baking, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
I love travelling | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
and going camping and cycling. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
When I travel, I like to volunteer as well. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
I love dressing up at Halloween time. Lots of things, really. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
-Excellent. -I'll tell you what, | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
a lot of bakers on the show and very few cakes. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I noticed that. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Jane, you are on 58. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
The high scorers are Teresa and John on 70. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
So if you could score 11 or less, | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
you will definitely be in the next round. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
I was really hoping for biscuits or something. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
I have no idea. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
I am just going to guess one. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Or should I go for the one that I do actually know? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Erm... | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
OK, I'm going to go for Delilah, Tom Jones. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
Delilah. Here is your red line. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
If you happen to get below that with Delilah, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
you are definitely into Round Two. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Delilah. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Oh, that is a high score, Jane. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
83 for Delilah. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
141, your total. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Yeah, possibly better than to go for a risky one, though. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
-Yeah, Delilah, Tom Jones. -Thanks very much. Now, Adam. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
-Welcome to Pointless. What do you do, Adam? -I am a web developer. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
And what sort of things to you develop? Any sort of website? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Websites for generally small businesses. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
It ranges from a school through to technology in the sports sector. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
-All sorts of things, really. -Very good. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
And when you are not doing that, Adam, what do you do? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
I like to go to the gym a lot, helping out in the garden, | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
in the kitchen, round the house, | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-relaxing and watching TV. -Excellent. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Now, Adam, you have been thrown a bit of a lifeline here. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
85 for less gets you through. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
I only think I know the obvious ones, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
so it is picking which is going to be the least bad. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
I'm going to go for Mandy, Barry Manilow. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
OK, Mandy. Here is your red line. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Nice and high, but you have got to get below it. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Can you, with Mandy? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
It is right and you are through. Well done. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
60. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Quite a forgiving score, there. 115 is your total. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
Well chosen, Adam. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
Yeah, number 11 for Barry Manilow. Number one for Westlife, Mandy. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
-It was originally called Brandy but they change the name. -Really? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
-Yeah, it was. -Why would you change it? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-It is a lady's name in America, isn't it? -It is. -Over here, less so. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Less so. A dog's name here. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Yes, or a drink. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
No, there was another song called Brandy by another group, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
so he changed it to Mandy. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-Well, there we are. -It's his business, isn't it? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
-Yeah, exactly. -He writes the songs. -Yeah. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
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-There we are. Now, Tim. -Hi. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Tim, great news for you - you are through. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
It doesn't matter what you score. Now, Tim, what do you do? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
-I am a hotel manager. -Whereabouts? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Just about 15 miles above Brighton. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Right you are. And you live in Ditchling. -Yes. -Beautiful village. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
-Yes. -And what do you do when you are not managing the hotel? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Do you get a lot of time off? Probably not a great deal. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
No, not a great deal. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
But being so close to the South Downs, I do a lot of walking | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
-and when I am not walking I am watching movies. -There we are. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Now, Tim as I say, you are already through | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
so it doesn't matter what you score, | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
but you could always try and find a nice low score up there. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
The only answers I knew have now been taken | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
so I am going to guess with Blondie and Maria. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Maria. Maria. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
OK, well, no red line as you are already through. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Maria for Blondie. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
55. Good guess. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
83 is your total, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
our first two-figure total. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Yeah, safely through. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
It was a comeback single for Blondie and it was her sixth number one. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Teresa, welcome. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Teresa? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
I work part-time for my church. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
I do a little bit of accounts and admin | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
-and a little bit of youth and children's work. -Very good. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
And when you are not doing that, what do you like to get up to? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Well, I love dancing. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
I do Scottish country dancing in honour of my darling son-in-law, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
which I started seven years ago when we moved to Derbyshire. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
And we have got a lovely dog, a boxer dog called Queenie | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
and we love walking. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
-We moved to the Peak District so we could go long walks. -Lovely. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
Now, you are on 70. You have to score 70 or less to stay with us. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:09 | |
Well, I have had time to make up names for all of them. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-Oh, is it down to making up? -No, I do know... | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
I think I know The Zutons and I'm going to say Valerie. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
Very good. Valerie. Here is your red line. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Let's see if you can get below that with Valerie. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
It's right. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Through you go. Very well done, Teresa. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
39 is your total, 109. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
109 is your total. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Yeah, very well played. It was by The Zutons. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
One of an endless stream of brilliant Liverpool bands who write | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
songs like that seemingly effortlessly. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Yeah, then Amy Winehouse covered it - | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
-they must be making a fortune from it, mustn't they? -Yeah. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
It's good, isn't it? It's nice. It's a nice story. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Now, if you don't know the rest of these you could probably have | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-guessed some. Derek And The Dominos... -Layla. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
..is Layla, of course it is, and that would have scored 31. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
People will know The Four Tops' song. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
It's Bernadette. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
That would have scored 14. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Avril Lavigne is the best answer on the board but it's quite... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
I'm going to guess Alice. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Alice is exactly right, and that would have scored five. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
There we are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
So, at the end of our first round, the pair we are saying goodbye to | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
is our only returning pair, Jane and Charmain - | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
our only rhyming pair as well. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
I am so sorry we have to say goodbye now, far too soon. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
But it has been great having you on the show. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
-Thank you so much for playing. Jane and Charmain. -Thank you. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it is now time for Round Two. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
So, we are down to three pairs. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
At the end of this round, we will have to say goodbye to another pair. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Well, hats off, Tim and Monica, lowest joint score | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
and lowest individual score as well. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Our category for Round Two today is... | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
A little buzz from the audience there. The periodic table. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Can you decide in your pairs who is going to go first, | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
who is going to go second? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
OK. Let's find out what the question is. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Chemical elements whose symbols contained the letters L, M or N. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, tricky one, this. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
We are looking for any element of the periodic table as of July 2015, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
please, whose symbol contains an L, an M, or an N. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
So the symbol containing L, M or N, please. Very, very best of luck. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
-See, normally we just learn the names of the... -I know. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
So we have got our cheap ones that we can always just come up with. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
On this you can't because you need to know the symbols as well. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-Never ends, does it, learning? -Carnage, as the man said. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
Teresa, how are you feeling about our chemical symbols? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Not too bad, this, although I hated chemistry at school. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
But I am going to say manganese. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Manganese, says Teresa. Manganese. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said manganese. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
It's right. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
11, Teresa. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
11 for manganese. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
Yeah, very good. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
It is the element that makes up all Japanese animation. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Tim. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
What would you like to go for? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
I am going to go with lithium. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
Lithium, says Tim. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said lithium. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
29. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
Not bad, 29 for lithium. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Yeah, Li is lithium. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
-It's got an L in it. -It has. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
It very much has. Now, Adam. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
-We tried learning these to prepare for the show. -And? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
And I am going to tell you, Marc, I'm going to take a risk... | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
on livermorium. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Livermorium. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Oooh! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Ooh, we all like livermorium. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-Do you remember what its symbol was? -No. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
I see. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
OK, well, let's find out - livermorium. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Surely, surely that has an L. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Or an M or an N in it, you never know. Let's see. Livermorium. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
It's right. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Well, 29 is our high score, 11 is our low. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
You have passed 29, you have past 11... | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
It's pointless! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
There we are. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
It just goes to show, it pays to revise. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
That adds £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to £8,250. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
It scores you nothing, Adam, earns you a pat on the back. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
-Brilliant. -That's the way to play the game, Adam. Very well played. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Yeah, Lv is the symbol for livermorium, as you might expect. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
-As you would hope it be. -Sometimes it's not, is it? But... | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Although that would have been harsh, if it hadn't been. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
-If I'd gone, "No, of course it's Xr." -B. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
We are halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Nothing, the lowest score on the board at this point, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Adam and Marc looking very strong. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
Up to 11, well done, Teresa and John. 29, Tim and Monica. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
I mean, that's a low score, 29, but I'm afraid you are our high-scorers. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
So, Monica, we need to find a nice low-scoring answer | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
to keep you in the game. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
We are going to come back down the line now. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
So, Marc, chemical elements whose symbols contain the letters | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
L, M or N. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Yeah. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
See, what Adam didn't tell you is that we... | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
The way we revised it was to the tune of the Can-Can. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Would you like to sing us...? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
I'm not allowed to sing, so... | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-You really did? To the tune of the Can-Can? -Yeah, really did, yes. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
You could release that! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
If nothing else, everyone who comes on Pointless would buy it. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-Could be a number-one single. -Absolutely. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
No, I'm not going to attempt to sing it, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
and I wish I'd paid more attention as well. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Erm... | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
I'm going to go molybdenum. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Molybdenum. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
-Molybdenum, and slightly crossing your fingers. -Yeah. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Can't really remember what the symbol was. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
It stands to reason - surely molybdenum must have | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
one of those in, or quite possibly two, you never know. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
There is your red line. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
If you can get below that, you are into the head-to-head. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said molybdenum. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
It's right. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
There you are, you're through. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
It scores you five. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Five is your total. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
Sterling work on that last podium, very well done. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Yes, Mo - one of the few chemical elements whose symbol is a name. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
-Nice. -There are others. -And a character in The Simpsons as well. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
-Yeah, exactly. -Very nice. -But to any children at home, revising pays off. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
-That's what we learn, isn't it? -That's what we've just learnt now. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Revising to the tune of the Can-Can always pays off. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
There are other tunes as well, but the Can-Can is certainly effective. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
-Provably the best. -It has proven to be the best. Now, Monica. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
-You are the highest scorers, still. -Yes. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-How are we feeling about chemistry, generally? -Erm, not good. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
Erm... | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
The only one I can think of, and I'm not really sure | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
whether it's got either of those letters, would be magnesium. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
Magnesium. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
Magnesium. No red line for you as you're the highest scorers. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said magnesium. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
It's right. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Still going down. 28. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
28 for magnesium takes your total up to 57. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Yeah, Mg, magnesium. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
It's quite a big score but at least it was one fewer than Tim got, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
so that's good news. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-Thanks, Richard. John. -Hiya. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Well, you've got a target now - 45 or less is what we need from you. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Are you happy with chemistry generally? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Erm, it's all right. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
I know a few of them | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
but it's just trying to think specifically of the symbols, | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
you know, cos some of the letters that are in the symbols just | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
don't seem to represent the words at all. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Erm... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
So I'm thinking of going for one that I know. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
I'll just have to go for one cos I don't want to get 100. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
I'll go for nitrogen. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Nitrogen, says John, nitrogen. Here is your red line. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
You have to get below that. If you can, you're into the head-to-head. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said nitrogen. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Well done. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
Oh, look at that! Just. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
45 you needed, 39 you got. 50 is your total. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Well done, John. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Your face showed the perfect example of someone thinking, | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
"I do know quite a lot of these but I'm a teacher. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
"This is going to go really badly if I get one wrong." | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
I think you did very well, going for nitrogen. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
It's actually the biggest scorer of all. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
Nitrogen and the two answers we had on podium two are the three | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
highest scorers out there. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers, there's quite a few. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
Copernicium, which is Cn. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Fermium, which is Fm - | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
no-one went for the ones that started with different letters. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Those are the scary ones. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Lawrencium, would've been a pointless answer. That is Lr. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
There's livermorium. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Mendelevium, Md. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
You could've had neptunium, which is Np. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
Nobelium, which is No. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Samarium, Sm. And thulium, Tm. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
The other pointless answers, lutetium, meitnerium and neodymium. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
Very well done if you said any of those. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
-That was harder than a normal one, wasn't it? -That was hard. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
-This symbols thing. -But we had no incorrect answers. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
-It was very impressively played, actually. -Not bad at all. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
So our high scorers at the end of that round - | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
once again, 57 is not a terrible score - but, Tim and Monica, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
you are the high-scorers, so we have to say goodbye to you now. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
We'll see you again next time. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
We look forward to that, Monica and Tim, thanks very much. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
Very well done, Adam and Marc, Teresa and John, | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
play for that jackpot, which currently stands at... | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Well, you know what happens from here on in. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
you can start playing as a team, which is good news. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
And the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Well, Adam and Marc, it just goes to show, revision really has paid off. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:40 | |
Just superb. There we are, a pointless answer from you. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Actually, Teresa, very well done, manganese, sneaking that in there in round two. Very nice. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
I was very impressed that molybdenum scored five points. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
That's really crept up in the last few years, hasn't it? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
-That's a Pointless favourite. -Isn't it? No longer. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
The Molybdenum Marketing Board must be absolutely over the moon! | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
You get it on everything now, don't you? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
They're not going to be that happy, because they have been hoping | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
all this while that molybdenum would be a slow burner... | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Sorry. LAUGHTER | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Richard? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
It's five pictures of actors playing real or fictional Prime Ministers. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Can you name the most obscure? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
OK, let's reveal our five pictures, and here they come. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
We have got... | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
There we are. Five fictional Prime Minister actors. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Marc and Adam, you're our low scorers, see you'll go first. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Feel free to confer. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
-D is Michael Sheen. -I'll let you go for it. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
-Yeah? -OK. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
OK, we're going to go for D, which we think is Michael Sheen. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
Michael Sheen. Michael Sheen, D, say Adam and Marc. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
Now, Teresa and John, do you fancy talking us through the board? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:35 | |
I know A is the son of a famous actor, | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
and I can't think of his name! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
B is Jane Horrocks, C is Anthony Head, | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
and E is Hugh Grant. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
-We'll go for B? We'll go for Jane Horrocks. -Jane Horrocks. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
OK, so, we have Michael Sheen and we have Jane Horrocks. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
Adam and Marc said Michael Sheen for D, let's see if that's right, | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
and if it is, let's see how many | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
of our 100 people said Michael Sheen? | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Phew! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:02 | |
Not bad at all, 24 for Michael Sheen. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Teresa and John, meanwhile, you said Jane Horrocks for B. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Jane Horrocks? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
It's right, it has to beat 24. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
No! 33. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:28 | 0:28:29 | |
33 for Jane Horrocks. Which means Adam and Marc, very well done. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:33 | |
After one question, you're up 1-0. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
-There is one answer which would beat Michael Sheen... -It's A. -It is A, you're right. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
-It's Kinnear, isn't it? -Yes, it is Roy Kinnear's son, | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
-and it is Rory Kinnear. -Rory! -Rory Kinnear. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
A wonderful, wonderful actor. He would've scored you 13. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:47 | |
-Do you remember where Rory Kinnear played a Prime Minister? -No, I don't. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
Did you see the episode of Black Mirror, | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror? Called National Anthem. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
He has to accede to a very unusual request. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
He's brilliant in it. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
13 points for that. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:01 | |
C is Anthony Head. Played the Prime Minister in Little Britain. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:07 | |
Would have scored you 26. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
Michael Sheen, of course, played Tony Blair. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
And E, Hugh Grant, from Love, Actually. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
And he would've scored you 77 points. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
Have you ever played a Prime Minister? | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
I've played David Cameron, actually. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
But I think that was before he was Prime Minister. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
-Did you? -Yeah. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:25 | |
In The Trial Of Tony Blair. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:28 | 0:29:29 | |
Really? | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
Oh, very good. You'd be a good Prime Minister, I think. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
-I really wouldn't. -In real life. -Oh, thank you! | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
You would be a real-life good Prime Minister. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
Can I just say, at this point, Anthony Head an iron, I think. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:43 | |
-An iron? -And iron wouldn't hurt. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
-Oh, for his shirt collar? -Yeah. LAUGHTER | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
Do you know what I mean? Do wear a linen shirt, of course. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
I don't understand linen shirts. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
You can only wear them once. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
That's true, that's true. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
But look at that, | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
particularly when you've got Grant's crisp collar there. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
I mean, he's making Anthony look a fool. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
Some people don't have the collar bones for it. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
That's true. That's true. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
A linen shirt is very difficult under a suit. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
-Mmm, it is. -Very, very difficult. -Maybe he was caught on holiday. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
That could just be, I don't know, that could be a view out to sea. LAUGHTER | 0:30:15 | 0:30:19 | |
Maybe that's a boat, or something. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:20 | |
If he's on the prow of a boat, with all that wind, then actually... | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
-Fair enough. -Fair enough. -Fair enough. -Fair enough. -Yeah. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
But, otherwise, no, I don't think so. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
No... Anyway, there we go. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
Here comes your second question. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
Teresa and John, you get to answer it first | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
but you have to win it to stay in the game, so best of luck. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
It concerns... | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
Mathematical terms, Richard? | 0:30:43 | 0:30:44 | |
It's like we're sitting our GCSEs today, isn't it? | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
I'm going to show you five definitions of mathematical terms. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
I'm giving you the first and last letters of each. Can you identify the most obscure? | 0:30:49 | 0:30:53 | |
OK, let's reveal our five definitions and here they come. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:57 | |
I'll read those one last time. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
Teresa and John... | 0:31:37 | 0:31:38 | |
INAUDIBLE WHISPERS | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Trigonometry. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
Trigonometry. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:49 | |
-Do you think so? -I think so. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
He doesn't obey his mother-in-law, you know. | 0:31:56 | 0:32:00 | |
The branch of mathematics that deals with triangles - trigonometry. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Trigonometry say Teresa and John. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
Now, Adam and Marc, do you fancy talking us | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
through all those definitions? | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
Adam knows the top one. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:11 | |
The top one is mode, I think. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
-The second one, integer. -Yeah. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
-The fourth one, prime number and the fifth one, vector. -Vector. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
But we're going to go for... | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
I think vec... | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
-Vector. I think. -Vector. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:24 | |
You're going for vector. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
So we have trigonometry and we have vector. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
Teresa and John said trigonometry, let's see if that's right, | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
let's see how many of our 100 agree with them. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
It's right. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
-Oh... -66. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
Er, Adam and Marc meanwhile have gone for vector, | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said vector. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
Very well done, indeed. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:57 | |
That wins you the point and the round. | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
Adam and Marc, after only two questions, | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
you're through to the final, 2-0. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
Yeah, a really tough one to work out what the best answers there were. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Were you having a row about that Teresa and John about what to go for? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
I was just having a row about who was going to answer! | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
Teresa said... | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
When Teresa said it was trigonometry I went, | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
"All right" and I assumed she was going to say it. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
My fault, it was my fault. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
-Son-in-law... -LAUGHTER | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
-I just do what I'm told. -You did very well, John. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
So, yes, the other three, it's hard to work out... | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
Prime number is a big scorer. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Prime number would have scored you... | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
-..70. -Ah. -Disappointingly it's not a prime number. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
-It's a shame, isn't it? -It's a shame. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
-Imagine if it had been 71. -Ah! | 0:33:39 | 0:33:40 | |
Oh... That would have been nice. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
-Is that a prime number. -Yeah. -ALEXANDER CHUCKLES | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
Good. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Erm... These other two, the top one is mode. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
It's one of the ways of measuring an average. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
It would have scored you 41. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
And the best answer on the board, is integer. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
I think perhaps because it's not as familiar a word to people, maybe. | 0:33:56 | 0:34:00 | |
That would have scored you... | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
30 points. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:03 | |
-Vector is a slightly harder clue but such a sci-fi word, vector. -Yeah. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:08 | |
Integer, maybe slightly more obscure. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
There we are. They are all quite impressively high scores. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
-Our 100 have done quite well. -They have done well, haven't they? | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
-Yeah, not bad. -All we needed to do was to find them | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
and then give the first and last letters of each one. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
-And they aced them. -They aced it. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
Thanks very much, indeed, Richard. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:25 | |
So at the end of our head-to-head round, | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
the pair we're saying "goodbye" to, I'm afraid, it's Teresa and John. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
A very strong performance, though, across the show. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
We'll see you next time, look forward to that very much. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
But meantime, thanks very much, indeed, Teresa and John. APPLAUSE | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
-Well done. -Good luck for the next round. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
For Adam and Marc, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
Very well done. Adam and Marc, you've seen off all the competition | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
-BOTH: -Thank you. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:02 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
and at the end of today's show the jackpot is standing at | 0:35:04 | 0:35:07 | |
£8,250. APPLAUSE | 0:35:07 | 0:35:08 | |
AUDIENCE: Whoo! | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
Well, this could be very exciting, indeed. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
I'm going to talk you through the game you've played. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
Your first round, I'm going to say it was slightly average. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
-Yes. -Slightly average. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
Ruby and Mandy were your answers there. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
They were fine, nothing wrong with either of those. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
But then Round Two, you suddenly found your form, | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
broke away from the pack. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
Then 2-0 in the head-to-head, there's no arguing with that. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
Anything particular you'd like to see on this board | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
that might help you win that jackpot? | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
I know Adam would love UK politics. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Or American sport for Marc would be good. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
OK, nice answering each other's questions there. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
A strong team. OK, well, best of luck, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
let's hope something up there tickles your fancy. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
Today's choices are these... | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
It's like a dream category, isn't it? | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
I've got two cats but other than knowing that I need to feed them | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
and water them, I've got no idea! | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
-You water cats? -No, I don't literally water them. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
I had no idea. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:13 | |
He originally had one cat, he started watering it | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
and now he's got two. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
Literature is a no for both of us. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
-Cats could be the musical or the poems. -It could be. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
I really think we should go for football. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Yeah, because I've got no idea who Nora Ephron is. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:36:28 | 0:36:29 | |
I think this is probably going to be on me, | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
but European men's football leagues will be the one. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
OK. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
-Richard. -OK, very best of luck. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
We're looking for any team who competed in the 2014/15 season | 0:36:37 | 0:36:41 | |
in... | 0:36:41 | 0:36:42 | |
So any team who competed in any of those three leagues in 2014/15. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
-Very, very best of luck, gents. -Thanks very much, indeed. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
You've got up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
All you need to win that jackpot, £8,250, | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
is for just one of those answers to be pointless. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
-Are you ready? -Yeah. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the board. There they are. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
Your time starts now! | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
OK, I don't think I know enough about the Dutch. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:14 | |
It's going to have to be French or German. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
-Is Bremen German? -Werder Bremen. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
-Is it good enough? -It's Werder Bremen, I'd go with that. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
-I'm not sure, they're definitely a German team. -Mm-hm. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:24 | |
I'll go with that. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:25 | |
I also think there's a German team called Mainz, MAINZ, | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
-something like that. -I'll take your word for it. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
In terms of French League 1, some of the more obscure ones, | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
probably Gridions Bordeaux. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
That's my best French pronunciation of that! | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
Who else? You've got FC Nantes. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
Probably Lyon's in there somewhere. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
You might have Sochaux. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
S-O-C-H-A-U-X. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
-As in the pastry? -As in the pastry-ish. Yeah. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
-Er, Dutch, as I say I don't know enough. -Feyenoord? | 0:37:53 | 0:37:58 | |
Yeah, Ajax, FC Twente - I think they're all big ones. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
Ten seconds left. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
I hadn't heard of Sochaux and I hadn't heard of the one you couldn't pronounce either. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
They were a little bit of guesses, though. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
-So Sochaux, Mainz and Werder Bremen. -You can say it. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
They're all risky ones. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
OK, that's your time up, sounds like you've got three answers. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
I don't know how happy you are with them yet. Let's see what they are. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
They're all risky because we don't know for sure... | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
They're football teams, I don't know if they competed in those leagues. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
We like risk-taking though. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
So for French League 1, we're going to go with FC Sochaux. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
-FC Sochaux. -Yeah. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
And German Bundesliga, we'll go with Werder Bremen. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
-Werder Bremen. -And FC Mainz. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
-M-A-I-N-Z, Mainz. -FC Mainz. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
OK, of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
I think Werder Bremen is the most likely. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
Werder Bremen we'll put last. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
And least likely to be pointless? | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
-Sochaux. I might have made it up. -ALEXANDER CHUCKLES | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
Sochaux we'll put first. Great imagination you've got if you have. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
OK, we'll pop those up on the board in that order then. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
And here they are... | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
We have got FC Sochaux, | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
FC Mainz | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
and Werder Bremen. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
-They look good on the board, don't they? -The first one doesn't now! | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
Perfectly good answers. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
Well...if one of those is pointless it will win you that | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
jackpot of £8,250. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
Adam, what would you do with your share of that? | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
I think I'd go on a holiday | 0:39:18 | 0:39:19 | |
and maybe put something towards a shopping spree, as well. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
-I could do with some new clothes. -Very good, indeed, Marc? | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
Yeah, I'd join Adam on that holiday | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
and I'd probably buy a part of a car. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
Well, put it towards a car, not individual parts! | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:33 | 0:39:34 | |
If you want to buy a part of a car, go to a car-boot sale. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:38 | |
Well, very, very best of luck. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
Your first answer was FC Sochaux. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
In this case we were looking for teams from the French Ligue 1. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:48 | |
If this is pointless it will win you £8,250. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 said FC Sochaux. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
You've gone too obscure I think there. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
-FC Sochaux. -Yeah. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:04 | |
We'll discover why that's wrong shortly but I'm afraid it's not a correct answer | 0:40:04 | 0:40:08 | |
but it means you have two more shots at today's jackpot. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
Your next answer was FC Mainz. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
In this case we were looking for teams in the German Bundesliga. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:17 | |
Again, it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
So for £8,250, let's see how many people said FC Mainz. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:23 | |
-It's right. -Oh, my gosh. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
Now, FC Sochaux turned out to be incorrect. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
FC Mainz is taking us down through the 20s, | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
through the teens into single figures. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
Down it goes, still going down, still going down... | 0:40:36 | 0:40:39 | |
-It's done it. -Yeah! -APPLAUSE | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
Very, very well done. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:46 | |
Wow! | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Congratulations! | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
FC Mainz is a pointless answer, | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
which means you go home with that jackpot of £8,250. | 0:40:56 | 0:41:00 | |
-That's all those years of playing Football Manager finally paid off. -LAUGHTER | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
-There you go. Brilliant! -Oh, it's fabulous stuff. Well done. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:07 | |
Anyone at home who plays Football Manager or Fifa, you get all the foreign leagues, don't you, | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
-and you can manage various teams. -Yeah. -The names sink in somewhere. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
I know lots of people at home would have done well. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
The French team you were thinking of was Sochaux. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:18 | |
They're actually in Ligue 2, what we would call League 2. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
-That's the translation for you. -LAUGHTER | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
They used to be one of the top French sides. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
-Werder Bremen would have scored you three points. -Oh! | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
So well done, Mainz. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
The French league was the hardest one to find a pointless answer. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
Evian TG. Lens would have been a pointless answer | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
and Stade de Reims, also a pointless answer. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
Those are the only three pointless answers. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
Low-scorers there, one point for Bastia, for Metz, for Lorient, | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
for Toulouse. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Let's take a look at the Dutch league, | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
lots and lots of Dutch viewers. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
I know I have mispronounced their league terribly and I'm so sorry about that. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
Now I'm about to mispronounce lots of your teams, as well. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
Erm, you could have had Excelsior, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:01 | |
Utrecht, Heracles, Willem. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
Also you could have had Den Haag, Dordrecht, Groningen, | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
Brada and Cambuur. Very well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
Now let's turn to the Bundesliga. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
There's five pointless answers for the Bundesliga. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
Augsburg. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:17 | |
Eintracht Frankfurt was a pointless answer, | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
a very famous name from German football. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
FC Mainz there and Paderborn 07. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
You also could have had Freiburg, as well. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
One point for Hannover, Koln or Hoffenheim. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
Those are the low-scorers and the pointless answers. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
Very well done if you got one at home | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
and apologies from Xander and myself that you don't take away £8,250 | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
because that has gone to our friends here, Adam and Marc. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
-Congratulations. -Thank you. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:41 | 0:42:42 | |
Thanks once again to our winning pair, Adam and Marc, | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
who go away with today's jackpot of £8,250. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Join us again next time | 0:42:55 | 0:42:56 | |
when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
And it's goodbye from me, goodbye. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 |