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APPLAUSE | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
and welcome to Pointless, the game where we aim for the obscure, and we ignore the obvious. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Hi, there, my name's James, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
this is my best friend Dougie and we're from Bournemouth. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
-Couple number two. -Hi, my name is Jake, this is my friend Joe, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
he's from Bristol, and I'm from Cheltenham. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
-Couple number three. -Hello. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
I'm Julia, and this is my daughter Ellen, | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
we're from Hornsea in East Yorkshire. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Hi, I'm Stuart, this is my friend Russell. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
He's from Greenock, and I'm from Paisley, Scotland. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Well, thank you very much to all of you. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
We will find out more about each of you throughout the show as it goes | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
along. So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
He's very much part of the furniture. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
In fact, he goes into storage between series. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Hiya. Hi, everybody. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-How are you? -I'm very well, thank you. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Well, I'm obviously, you can tell, I'm not great. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-Oh, yes. -Have you not, have you not seen? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Have you not seen the hour before the show everyone has been huddled around my laptop? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
-No, why? -Because somebody has scratched it. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
They've scratched the back of it. It's been a huge thing, the last hour. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-Have they written the word on it? -They have not written a word on it. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-OK, OK. -But it's definitively, it's... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
I'm sure you can see it at home. An appalling act of wanton vandalism. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Someone has crept in. I don't know what's happened. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
I do know, I do know that last night Bradley Walsh was seen walking away | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
from the studio. I know that. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Bear with me, please, at home, I know it's appalling to look at, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
this terrible, terrible scar on the laptop. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
At least it works as well as it always does. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-That's the good news. -That's the good news. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-Never let me down yet. -No change, there. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Good. -No change there. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Well, now then, Fiona and Brian won the jackpot last time, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
so today's jackpot starts off at £1,000. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
There we are. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
If you remember nothing else, remember this. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
The pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated. That's the rule. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category today is... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
Shakespeare. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
who's going to go second, and whoever's going first, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
please step up to the podium. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
OK. And the question concerns... | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-Richard. -We're going to show you a series of lines and expressions | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
from Shakespeare's plays, and the character that says them. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
You need to tell us the name of the play that they are from, please. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
There's going to be seven on each board, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
14 in all to have a go at home. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
I will point out we have two teachers and an English student amongst today's contestants. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
-Yes. -No pressure. No pressure. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
There we are. OK, so we're looking for the Shakespeare plays | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
from which these lines or expressions come. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Here's our first board of seven. And we have got... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
And that's a character we used to call "Jakes", now he's pronounced "Ja-quise". | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
I don't know how that happened, but that's...that's how old we are. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
-Yes, I know. -I'll read those one last time. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
There we are. Dougie. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Hi, there. -Welcome to Pointless. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
About time somebody comes dressed appropriately. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
I know. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Now, Dougie, what do you do, Dougie? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
I'm a deputy headteacher of a school in Poole. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
You see, a school in Poole, everything he's said is just a gift. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Let's just unpack that. Deputy headteacher. Do you wear the bowtie when you're at school? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -Good, good. Well done. School in Poole. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
-It's an infants' school. -School in Poole, it's an infants' school. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
We don't touch on Shakespeare. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
OK. Well, that's OK. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
You're allowed to have studied it yourself. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
-What do you teach? -I don't teach any more. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
You're just... You're a figurehead? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Yeah, kind of management, but my background is early years, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
so I taught early years for five years, before I joined the school. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
-I see. That wasn't at the school in Poole? -Different school in Poole. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-OK, a different school in Poole. -Different school, yeah. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-OK. -It's good to rule the school in Poole, though, isn't it? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
He's no fool. Ruling that school, the school in Poole that's an infants' school. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
-Oh, that's cool. -Is it? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
-Now, Dougie. -Yep. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
From this board, what would you like to go for? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
I'm going to take a guess. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
"Murder most foul", I'm going to go with Hamlet. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Hamlet. OK, Hamlet, says Dougie, let's see if that's right for the ghost. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
It's right. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
There we are! 17. APPLAUSE | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Dougie, that was no guess. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
It was! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
17, great start to the round. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
Yeah, well played, Dougie. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Reputation absolutely intact. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Phew! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
There we are, thanks very much, Richard. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Joe. Welcome back. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Remind us what you do, Joe? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
I work as a printing company manager in Bristol. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
That's right. And you print all manner of things? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Yeah, just... We... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Kind of personalised things, really, mainly. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Mugs, cups... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Mouse mats, T-shirts, all that kind of stuff, really. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Very good. And Joe, what are your interests? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
What keeps you happy? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Normal stuff, really. I follow football quite closely, go to the cinema... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
Our dog loves following the football quite closely, he can do that... | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Just follows it along with his nose, he'll sort of push it along. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Now, Joe, what would you like to go for on this board? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Quite stuck. I've got the names of the plays in my head but I'm just | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
having trouble matching them up. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
I think I'm going to have to go for one that I believe is right, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
and go "star-cross'd lovers", which would be Romeo And Juliet. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Romeo And Juliet, says Joe. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Romeo And Juliet. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
It's right. Well, 17... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
that's our only score so far. 59. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
It's genuinely extraordinary how many words and expressions | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
first used by Shakespeare that we still use today. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Thank you, Richard. Julia. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Julia, welcome back. Now, we had to say goodbye to you far too soon last time. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
-You did. -Round one. Remind us what you do, Julia. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-I'm a GP. -You are a GP. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Who is holding the fort at the moment or are you on holiday? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
My hugely capable colleagues, I hope, are holding the fort. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
-Yeah. -And Julia, what do you love getting up to in East Yorkshire? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
I do a lot of reading, I like going to the cinema and watching film, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:23 | |
and I've travelled a bit as well, I like travelling, yeah, yeah. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Do you see much Shakespeare? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Occasionally. Well, Ellen's very keen on Shakespeare, so... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Oh, she landed you in it there! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Did you see what she did, Ellen? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
"Well, of course Ellen is the Shakespeare expert in our house. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
"There's nothing she doesn't know!" | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Good. So you go along with Ellen? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
I do. Yes, yeah. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Now, Julia, what would you like to go for on this board? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
I know one of them for definite, I think. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
The second one. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Which is, I think, from A Midsummer Night's Dream. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
A Midsummer Night's Dream. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
The second one. Let's see if that's right, | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Oh, I'm afraid not from A Midsummer Night's Dream. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
That scores you 100 points. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
I'm sorry, Julia. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Ellen just gave her mum such a look. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Not for the first time. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
The good news is that Ellen is brilliant and knows | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
everything about Shakespeare, so they'll be fine on the second pass. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
They'll be fine on the second pass. Stuart, welcome to the show. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-Hi. -Great to have you here, from Paisley. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-Yes. -And what do you do, Stuart? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-I'm a mental health nurse. -Right you are. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
And what else do you like getting up to up there in Paisley? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
I like to travel, go to the cinema, take my dog for walks. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
And what sort of dog have you got, Stuart? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
He's a Dalmatian crossbreed. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Does he follow football as well? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Follows it around the back garden quite a lot, yep. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Very good. This board is all yours, Stuart. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
How are we feeling about these Shakespeare plays? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
This is terrible. The two I've read are answered already. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
So I'm going to have to take a guess, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
and I will go with "what the Dickens". | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
And As You Like It? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
"What the Dickens", As You Like It, says Stuart. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said As You Like It. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
I'm afraid not As You Like It. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
This is cheering news for Julia. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
She's now got company up there at 100, but, yes, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
I'm afraid that scores you 100 points, too. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Yeah, unlucky, but don't forget also, Russell is a Shakespeare expert as well. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
So think it's going to be spectacular on the way back down. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Now, you'll be good at Shakespeare, I suspect. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
The top one, "a dish fit for the gods"? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-Julius Caesar. -Is from Julius Caesar. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Would have scored you 21 points. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
"If music be the food of love, play on." | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
This I happen to know is a part that has been played by you. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Yes, it was played by me. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
At Warden Park, in the fifth year play. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Twelfth Night. Can you think of a better Count Orsino? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
I was terrific. I'll be honest with you. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Six points. I was great. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
"We are such stuff as dreams are made on. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
"And our little lives are rounded with a sleep." | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
-The Tempest. -From the Tempest. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Absolutely. So beautiful. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
15 points from that. "What the Dickens" is actually from... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Do know that one? That's a tough one. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Mistress Page, I think, is The Merry Wives Of Windsor. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Merry Wives Of Windsor is the right answer. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Would have scored you 4 points. And "all the world's a stage?" | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-That is from As You Like It. -That is from As You Like It, yeah. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-Jay-quise. -And that would have scored 4, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
-so Merry Wives Of Windsor and As You Like It the best answers there. -Thanks very much, indeed. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores. Well, 17, Dougie, | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
unwittingly the best score of the pass. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Or maybe wittingly, actually, maybe you knew it after all. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Then we travel up to 59, Joe and Jake, not bad at all. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Then it is 100, I'm afraid, for Stuart and Russell, and Julia and Ellen. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
So, Ellen, our resident Shakespeare expert, and Russell, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
our resident Shakespeare expert, it is between the pair of you. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
We going to come back down the line, now. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
OK. We're going to put seven more lines and expressions | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
from Shakespeare up on the board. Here they are. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
There we go. Now, then, Russell. Welcome. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Welcome. And what do you do, Russell? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
I'm a psychiatric nurse in Glasgow. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Do you work alongside Stuart? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
We used to work in the same ward, now we're on separate wards, | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
but the same hospital. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
What are your interests, Russell? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Well, very much a family man, nowadays, | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
I spend a lot of time with my wee boy Rory, and my wife, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
just fun days out, | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
he loves funfairs and days to like safari parks and such. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
Now, Russell, | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
we have a contest on our hands here. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
What are you going to go for on this board? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
We need a low score. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
I've a couple I'm not too sure about, | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
but I think I'm going to go for "pound of flesh", Shylock, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:09 | |
-The Merchant Of Venice. -The Merchant Of Venice, says Russell. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
No red line for you, you're the high scorers, | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
but let's see how far down the column we get with The Merchant Of Venice. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
It's right. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
37. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
137 is your total. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Yeah, well played, Russell, nice answer, and again, | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
all of these were used in Shakespeare, all of those expressions. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
There's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
And so many coinages, so many words that he's just made up. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Yeah, turned nouns into verbs, and all sorts of things. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
-Yeah. -Fabulous. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Now, Ellen. Ellen, welcome back. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Remind us what you do. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
I'm an English student in Newcastle. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Exactly. Exactly. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
An ENGLISH student in Newcastle. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Also the resident Shakespeare expert, | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
for the whole of East Yorkshire, I believe. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
What are your hobbies, Ellen? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I like reading, I like literature, | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
which kind of comes with the territory, | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
I guess. I'm quite musical, I play trombone in a colliery band | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
in a town called Backworth near Newcastle. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
That's fun! How long have you been part of that? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
About a year now, yeah. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Brilliant. So, you joined when you went up to university? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-Yes, when I went to university. It's a lot of fun, I really enjoy it. -Very exciting. Now, Ellen, | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
we need 36 or less from you, | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
otherwise you will be leaving at the end of this round, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
and that simply can't happen again. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
I know, I think, most of them, I just... | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
It's just hard to know which ones are going to be lower than others. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
I think I'm going to go for... | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
"There live we as merry as the day is long" - Much Ado About Nothing. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
Much Ado About Nothing, says Ellen, for the Beatrice quote. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Let's see if that's right. Here is your red line. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Get below that, you're with us for Round Two. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
It's right. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
Oh, you're through, well done! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
You've... CHEERING | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Oh, that's a good score! Eight! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Our best score so far, in fact. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Yeah, that's very well played, Ellen as well. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
We put an awful lot of pressure on Ellen, there. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
-We did. -And you came good, so congratulations. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Now then, Jake... | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
or Jay-quie, as we now pronounce it. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Jake, welcome back to Pointless. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Good to have you here. What do you do, Jake? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
I'm a primary school teacher. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
-Right. So, primary school, again, no Shakespeare on your curriculum, there? -I've got an excuse. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
I'm a reception teacher, and we like picture books at the moment. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
-This is not good for me. -That's fair enough. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Now, Jake, | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
you're on 59. If you can score 77 or less, | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
you're into the next round. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
OK. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
It's a bit of a guess, actually, the one that I'm going to go for. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
I could guess at two, | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
but I know that any correct answer will see me through, | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
so I'm going to go for the more obvious one, I hope, I think, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
"But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve" | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
is A Midsummer Night's Dream. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
A Midsummer Night's Dream, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
for Iago. There is your red line. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
If you get below that red line, you're into the next round. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
How many of our 100 people said A Midsummer Night's Dream? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
No, I'm sorry, Jake, | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
that scores you 100 points | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
and takes your total up to 159. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Yeah, sorry, Jake, I'll give the correct answer to that one at the end of the pass. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
Now then, James, welcome. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
-Hello. -Good to have you here, James, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
-from Bournemouth. What do you do? -I'm an events manager, | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
I run corporate events. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
See, that's quite fun, isn't it, running events? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
-Are they all fun events? -They are, they're good fun events, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
we do some more training events and things like that, | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
but I also run things like... | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
We took 75 people to Ascot this year, and stuff like that, so... | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
See, that's nice, isn't it? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
-Yeah. -Now, James, what are your hobbies? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
I do musical theatre. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Dougie and I actually own a musical theatre company back in Bournemouth | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
-with a couple of friends. -You own a musical theatre company?! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-Yeah, we run it, so we are producers, now. So, yeah. -Wow! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
So, you put on commercial enterprises? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
This is no am dram, it's... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
No, it is am dram, it is am dram. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
-It is, I see. -An am dram company, but, yeah. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Excellent. Well, good for you. Now, great news. It doesn't matter what you score, | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
you're still through to the next round. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
But, James, how about doing a little tidy up, here, | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
and filling in all those blanks? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
I'm pretty sure I know two of them. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
I would say Iago was Othello. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
"Pitched battle", Petruchio, would be Taming Of The Shrew. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
And I'm guessing that "at one fell swoop", Macduff, would be Macbeth, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
but I'm not sure. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
But I think I'm going to go Iago, Othello. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
OK. Othello, says James. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Well, again, no red line, as I said, because you are already through. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Let's see how many people said Othello. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
It's right. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Very well done indeed. 13. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
Takes your total up to 30. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Very much the lowest total of the round. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-Well done. -Yeah, very well played. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
You missed a much lower-scoring answer, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
because you're right about "pitched battle", Petruchio. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
It is Taming Of The Shrew. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
That would have scored you 3 points. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Of course, you're right about Macduff and Macbeth, | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
that's the biggest scorer. That would have scored you 52. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
Now, "The course of true love never did run smooth"? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
-Is... That IS A Midsummer Night's Dream. -A Midsummer Night's Dream, yeah. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
That would have scored you 9, and "a good riddance." | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
-Do you know that? That's the best answer on the board. -No! I don't know that one. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
-It is Troilus And Cressida. -Oh, Troilus And Cressida. -Very well done if you said that at home. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
-2 points. -Thank you very much indeed. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
So, at the end of our first round, the pair who are heading home with their high score of 159, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
it's Jake and Joe. I'm so sorry. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
I was thinking you were going to go all the way through to the final, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
this time round, because Round Two was pretty harsh for you last time, | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
I know, but I'm afraid it's Round One, this time. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
I'm so sorry. It's been wonderful having you on the show, | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
but this is where we have to say goodbye. Thanks so much for playing. Jake and Joe! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Well done, everyone, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
we've managed to clear the hurdle that was the Shakespeare round. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Here we are in Round Two, and a particular well done to Ellen, | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
you lived up to your billing perfectly, a lovely low score there, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
with Much Ado About Nothing. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today is... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
World Geography. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
There we are. We've done English, now it's geography. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
who's going to go second, and whoever's going first, | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
please step up to the podium. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name... | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, we are looking for any country of the world that has at | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
least one repeated consonant in its name, please. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
In its usual short form name in English. As always, by country, | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Dougie. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Always tough going first. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Yeah, geography's not a strong point of mine, unfortunately. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
But I'm it's guessing a country with double consonants in the name, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
-so I'm going to go with Morocco. -Morocco. Morocco, says Dougie. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people went with Morocco. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
It's quite right. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
APPLAUSE There we are. 13. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
Good answer, Dougie, well done. 13 for Morocco. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Well played, Dougie, that's got two Cs in it, they're next to each other, even! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-Look at that. -They don't have to be, but they happen to be. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Good, good. Now, Ellen. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Oh. New Zealand. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
-New Zealand... -Yeah. -..says Ellen. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said New Zealand. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
It's right. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
There we are! 14! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
14 for New Zealand. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
Yeah, two Ns there, New Zealand. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Quite a long way away from each other. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-Two Ns, two Es, two As... -But they're not consonants, are they? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
I know, but when it comes to... | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
I'm just saying. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
In terms of New Zealand, a lot of the cast are doubling up and playing... | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
Yes, no, you are... | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
Well, well covered. Yeah. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Yeah. Thanks for helping me out, you're absolutely right. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Vowels, consonants. I remember them now. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-I remember them now. -Yeah. -Now, Russell, Russell... | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
What are you going to go for? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
I'm going to go for Tajikstan. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Tajikstan, says Russell. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
OK, let's see if that's right, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Tajikstan. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
It's right. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
There we are, Russell, that is a pointless answer. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
It adds £250 to today's jackpot, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
taking the total up to £1,250. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
And it scores you nothing. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Very well done. -Yes, TajikIstan. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
But I think "Tajikstan" is just about close enough to be acceptable. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
Oh, thank you very much. We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Well done, Russell. Russell and Stuart looking very good on nothing. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Then, we travel up to 13 when we find Dougie and James, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
then up to 14, Ellen and Julia. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
You find yourself out in front, here, Julia. We need a bit of magic. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Time for you to pay back the debt | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
that you owe Ellen from Round One, there. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Best of luck with that low score, Julia, should keep you in the game. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
We're going to come back down the line now, can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
So, then, Stuart. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Remember, we are looking for the name of any country with repeated | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
consonants in its name. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
This is... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
I've got a few going round my head, | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
and I'm hoping I'm getting the pronunciation proper of this... | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
Mayamar. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Mayamar, says Stuart. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
Mayamar. Well, you want to score 13 or less. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
There is your red line. Let's see if Mayamar is right. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
No. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
I'm afraid it's not right, Stuart. That scores you 100 points, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
takes your total up to 100. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Yeah, unfortunately I can't accept that answer. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
OK, thank you very much indeed. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Julia. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Phew, let's just say. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
That's helped you out considerably, there. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
If you could score 85 or less, Julia, you are... | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
You're into the head-to-head. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
It's quite difficult to think of ones with the same consonants. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
But I think I'm going to go for... | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Trinidad and Tobago. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Trinidad and Tobago says Julia. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Here is your red line. Get below this red line, nice and high, | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
and you are through to the next round. How many people said that? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Well done. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
One. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
Takes your total up to 15. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Yeah, very well played, Julia. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
All the letters are in there as well. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
-Which is great. -Thank you very much. Now, James, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
what would you like to go for? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
And again, a lovely low score from Dougie | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
in the first pass means you only | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
have to score 86 or less. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
I would like to go for Costa Rica. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Costa Rica. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
There is your red line. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
Can you get below that red line with Costa Rica? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Yes, you can. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
There we are! It's another pointless answer. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Very well done indeed, | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
that adds another £250 to today's jackpot, | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
taking the total up to £1,500. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Scores you nothing. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
Leaves your total at 13. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
For the second round running, you are the lowest scorers. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Great work, James, yeah, very good answer indeed. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Now, Stuart and Russell, it's Myanmar, rather than Mayamar. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
So sorry about that, gents. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers. There's quite a few. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
You could have had...Costa Rica, we've seen, | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Dominican Republic, El Salvador, | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
Eritrea, Georgia, Liechtenstein. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
That's got all sorts of ones in there, hasn't it? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
You could have also had Antigua and Barbuda, Bosnia and Herzegovina, | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Kyrgyzstan. You could have had Mozambique, San Marino, Timor-Leste, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
and United Arab Emirates, those were all pointless answers, | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
and very well done if you said one of those. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
Let's take a look at the top three, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
the ones that most of our 100 people said when we asked them online. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
So, at the end of our second round, I'm sorry to say, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
Stuart and Russell, it is to you we have to say goodbye. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
High score of 100, there. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
Well, well done on the pointless answer, | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
and you were very close with Myanmar, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
but I'm afraid, yeah, no cigar, there in the event. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
We'll see you again next time, we look forward to that very much, | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
but in the meantime, thanks very much, Stuart and Russell. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, it is now time for our head-to-head. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
Very well done, James and Dougie, | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
Julia and Ellen, you are now one step closer to the final, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
and a chance to play for our jackpot, | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
which currently stands at £1,500. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Well, you know the deal. From here on in, you can play as pairs, | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
you can chat, before you give your answers, | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
and the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Well, Julia and Ellen, very well done indeed, | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Round One we said goodbye to you last time. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Here you are in the head-to-head. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
What's nice is there's been good teamwork. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
You've each taken turns to dig the other one out, which has been great. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
And James and Dougie, see, this is what happens. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
You wear a bow tie to Pointless... | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
You will get through to the head-to-head, quite often as the lowest scoring pair. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
So, well done. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:08 | |
Good pointless answering there as well in the second round. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
Here is your first question. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
And it's all about... | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, we're going to show you five pictures, now, of famous people called Paul. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
Can you tell us who is the most obscure, please? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
OK, let's reveal our famous Pauls, and here they are. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
We've got... | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
There you go. Five famous Pauls. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
James and Dougie, you're our low scorers, so you will go first. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Have to be honest with you, we only know one, so we're going to play it. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
We're going with C, Paul Daniels. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
OK, Paul Daniels, say James and Dougie. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
Now, Julia and Allen, do you fancy talking us through the other Pauls? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
I don't know A and B. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
I know D and E. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
And I think we'll go with D, which is Paul Ince. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Paul Ince, say Julia and Ellen. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
So, we have Daniels and we have Ince. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
James and Dougie have gone for Paul Daniels for C, | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
It is right. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
Oh, 78 for Paul Daniels. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Now, then, Julia and Ellen, you have gone for Paul Ince for D. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
Let's see how many people said Paul Ince. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
Well done, wins you the point. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
24. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
Which means Julia and Ellen, after one question, you are up 1-0. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
Well played. Yeah, the first two are the low answers. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
The last one that you knew as well is... | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
Paul Newman, yeah. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
He would have scored you 53. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
Now, A, one of the great singers of the 20th century. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:19 | |
-Yes. -His version of Old Man River is the sort of classic. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:23 | |
-Paul Robeson. -Robeson, yeah. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
Would have scored you three points, and the best answer on the board... | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
It was Mitt Romney's running mate in 2012, and it's Paul Ryan. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
Would have scored you one point, | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
very well done if you said that. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:37 | |
There we are. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
A very low hairline, Paul Ryan. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
-Really low hairline. -I mean that's why he's Romney's... | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
Because Romney had a slightly higher one, so he needed someone with a slightly lower one. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:48 | |
That's just a tiny little strait of skin between the brow and the hairline, there. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:52 | |
I mean, there must be a moment when the hairline must have thought, | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
"Shall we just... We could just annex the eyebrows, just..." | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
Yeah, just join up. Just join up, and suddenly, | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
suddenly you've got a Wookiee as Vice President of the United States. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
-What's wrong with that? -Nothing wrong with that. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
Exactly. I would like that, too. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
-If I was running for president, I would have a Wookiee as my running mate. -Always. Always. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:12 | |
Who's not voting for a Wookiee? | 0:29:12 | 0:29:14 | |
What have you got to say that about that, Paul Ryan? | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
BOTH MAKE WOOKIEE NOISE | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:18 | 0:29:19 | |
OK. Now, here is your second question. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:23 | |
James and Dougie, you have to win this one to stay in the game. So, best of luck. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
It's all about... | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
-Richard. -We're going to show you the names, now, of five common kitchen utensils, but | 0:29:32 | 0:29:36 | |
we've missed out alternate letters. Can you fill in the gaps, please? | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
OK. So, let's reveal our five kitchen utensils with bits missing | 0:29:38 | 0:29:44 | |
and here they are. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:45 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
Julia and Ellen will go first. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
THEY CONFER QUIETLY | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
We're going to go for the last one, which is measuring jug. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
Measuring jug, say Julia and Ellen, measuring jug. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Now, James and Dougie, it's over to you. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
That was the one I was going to go for. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
I know all of them, but I don't know which ones... | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
Talk us through. Potato peeler, egg timer, cheese grater, and rolling pin. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:37 | |
I think I'm going to have to go for cheese grater. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
-Yeah. -Cheese grater. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
See, this is going to be close, I think. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
Measuring jug and cheese grater. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
Julia and Ellen went for measuring jug, | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
It's right. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:53 | |
69. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:55 | 0:30:56 | |
Meanwhile, James and Dougie have gone for cheese grater. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
It's right. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
Oh, and it wins the point. There we are! Cheese grater! | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
They did you a favour, there, James and Dougie, | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
and you're back in the game. Very well done. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
After two questions, it's 1-1. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
Rolling pin would have scored you 85. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Egg timer would have scored you 92, | 0:31:22 | 0:31:26 | |
so the best answer on the board is the top one, which is potato peeler, | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
and would have scored you 46. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
There you are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
OK, so it all comes down to this third question. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
Our third question today concerns... | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
-Richard. -Just going to show you five clues, now, | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
and the answers to each of them are people who appeared on the front cover of Rolling Stone. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:54 | |
-Can you tell us who they are, please? -OK, let's reveal our five clues, and here they come. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
We've got... | 0:31:57 | 0:31:58 | |
I'm going to read those one last time. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
There we are. James and Dougie, you will go first. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
OK. Do you want to go for it? | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
OK. I can only work out one. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:40 | |
I think... The song Sledgehammer is Paul Weller? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:45 | |
OK. Paul Weller, say James and Dougie. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
Now, Julia and Ellen, talk us through that board. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
I know two of them. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:54 | |
I don't know the second one. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
The author of Breakfast At Tiffany's is Truman Capote | 0:32:58 | 0:33:03 | |
and the last one is Neil Diamond. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
I think... | 0:33:08 | 0:33:09 | |
We'll go for Truman Capote. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:10 | |
Truman Capote, the author of Breakfast At Tiffany's. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
Now, then, James and Dougie have gone for Paul Weller, | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
the singer of Sledgehammer. Let's see if that's right. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
I'm afraid not Paul Weller. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
Which means Julia and Ellen, | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
you merely have to be correct with Truman Capote, | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
and you are through to the final. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Truman Capote. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
Absolutely right. Well done. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:35 | |
Good answer! Scores you 12. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
But the important thing is it was correct, which means, | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
after three questions, Julia and Ellen, you are through to the final, 2-1. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
Yes, best answer on the board as well. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
Truman Capote. Well done. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:51 | |
Sledgehammer's Peter Gabriel, not Paul Weller. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
Peter Gabriel would have scored you 46. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Angelina Jolie's father... | 0:33:56 | 0:33:57 | |
-Jon Voight. -John Voight. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
35 for that. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
The number one singles You Make Me Wanna, and Burn is Usher. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
-There we are. -Usher. Would have scored you 19. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
And you're quite right about Neil Diamond, the biggest scorer. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
In fact, the biggest scorer of all, 58 points. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
So, at the end of our head-to-head round, I'm afraid the pair who are leaving us, James and Dougie, | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
low scorers through rounds one and two. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
But then, you came up against Julia and Ellen. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
We'll see you again, next time, though, we'll look forward to that very much. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
-In the meantime, thanks very much, James and Dougie. -Best of luck. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
But, for Julia and Ellen, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
Very well done, Julia and Ellen, you've seen off all the competition | 0:34:39 | 0:34:43 | |
and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,500. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:59 | |
Well, Round One last time. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
This time, through to the final. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
That happens so often. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
Anything you'd like to see come up in this last round? | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
Harry Potter. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:10 | |
Ellen knows everything. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
Well, I'm putting her in that position again! | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
Aren't I? I'd better not say anything, had I? | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
-Films... -Films... Medicine, for me. -Medicine, well, there we are. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
Wouldn't that be great. Wouldn't that... Medicine and Harry Potter. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
Some weird hybrid round. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
Superb. Well, best of luck. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:27 | |
Let's see what today's selection looks like. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
We've got... | 0:35:30 | 0:35:31 | |
Space exploration could be... | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
I don't know. I think we'll have to go with the first one. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
I think we'd better go for the actors, actors called Robert. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
Actors called Robert, Richard. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:50 | |
OK. Very best of luck. We are looking for any feature film | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
made for cinema release up to the end of April 2015 | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
starring any of the following three, please. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
We are looking for any Robert Duvall films, | 0:35:58 | 0:36:02 | |
we are looking for any Robert Carlyle films, | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
we are looking for any Robert Pattinson films. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
So three very different actors, there. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
So, any feature film starring one of those three gentlemen up to the end of April 2015. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
-Very best of luck. -Thanks very much. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
As always you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of your answers to be pointless. Are you ready? | 0:36:18 | 0:36:22 | |
-Yes. -Yes. -OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
There they are, your time starts now. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
THEY CONFER QUIETLY | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
-Speak up. -The only one I know is Robert Pattinson. -OK, which Harry Potter... He was in two. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
He was in the fourth one and then he was in flashbacks in the fifth one, | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
so people might not realise that he was in the fifth, | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
but I don't know if he will have been credited. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
OK, we'll go for that one. Robert Duvall is the actor that was in the Godfather films, so we could go... | 0:36:40 | 0:36:45 | |
I don't know whether he was in Godfather III, | 0:36:45 | 0:36:47 | |
but we could go for Godfather II. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
But if someone said Godfather I, | 0:36:49 | 0:36:50 | |
they're more likely to just go on and say the rest. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
Maybe, yes. Possibly. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
Robert Carlyle is the guy from Trainspotting. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
-Oh, OK. -And he was in the Bond film where he played the man who had the... | 0:36:56 | 0:37:01 | |
The bullet in his brain. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
What was that one called? | 0:37:03 | 0:37:04 | |
About the pipeline. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
-Another Robert Pattinson film is... -All the Twilight films. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
-Water For Elephants. -Oh, Water For Elephants? | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, let's go for that. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
-Shall we go Godfather III... -Ten seconds left. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
-And the last Harry Potter... -No, the fifth Harry Potter. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
-Yeah. -OK. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:22 | |
-The last one? -No, the fifth one. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
The Order Of The Phoenix. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
OK, that is your time up, I'm afraid. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
Sounds like you've got three good answers, though. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
What are you going to go for? | 0:37:31 | 0:37:32 | |
We'll go for Godfather II. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
-Yes, Godfather II. -For Robert Duvall. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
-For Robert Duvall. -And then Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
-Water For Elephants. -And we're hoping that people won't know that he was in flashbacks, | 0:37:41 | 0:37:46 | |
I'm sure he was in flashbacks at the beginning of the film Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:50 | |
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
Now, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
-The last... -Order Of The Phoenix. -OK, Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix, | 0:37:55 | 0:37:59 | |
we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless? | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
-The Godfather? -The Godfather II. -The Godfather II. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
OK. Well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then, | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
and here they are. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
Well, very best of luck. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
Three good answers on the board, there, for actors called Robert. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
What would you do with that jackpot if you were to win, now? | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
£1,500. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
I'd quite like to go and see... | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
I'm a massive musicals fan, and I've never seen Les Miserables in the West End, | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
and it's one of my favourites, so I'd quite like to go and see that with friends. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:34 | |
Very good. Julia? | 0:38:34 | 0:38:35 | |
Well, Ellen's also hoping to learn to drive, | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
so maybe she might spend it on some driving lessons, | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
and I might let her spend it on that, | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
because I don't have to teach her to drive, then. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
-So that might be... -You might let her spend her half. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
Or you might give her your half? | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
I wouldn't have to teach her to drive. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
OK. Very good. Well, best of luck, as I say, three good answers. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
The first answer was The Godfather: Part II. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
In this case, we were looking for Robert Duvall films. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
If this is pointless, it will win you £1,500. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
How many of our 100 people said The Godfather: Part II? | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
Well, it's right. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
Let's see how far down the column it goes. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
If it goes all the way to zero, | 0:39:16 | 0:39:17 | |
obviously you will leave here with that jackpot of £1,500. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
Down it goes, through the teens, into single figures. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
Still going down...to three! | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
Three! For Robert Duvall's The Godfather: Part II. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:27 | 0:39:28 | |
That's a great score. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
I think that bodes quite well for our 100 people and their intimate | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
knowledge of films. Who knows? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:36 | |
I don't know. Maybe it's just their knowledge of Robert Duvall films. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
Only two more shots, though, at today's jackpot. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
Your second answer was Water For Elephants. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
In this case, we were looking for Robert Pattinson films. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
Again, if it's pointless, it will win you £1,500. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
Let's see how many people said Water For Elephants. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
It's right. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Well, that little-known film, The Godfather: Part II | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
took us all the way down to three. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
So, let's see how far down the column | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
we get with Water For Elephants. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
We pass into single figures. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
Eight. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:07 | 0:40:08 | |
OK. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:12 | |
I think our 100 people are more familiar with Robert Pattinson films | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
therefore than they are with Robert Duvall, but anyway, there we are, | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
still a nice low score. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:19 | |
You are banking on everyone having forgotten that he was in the fifth Harry Potter film. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:23 | |
-I'm doubting myself. -That's because he only appeared in flashbacks. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
Yeah, I think... Oh, God. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
I'm doubting myself, now, but... | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Your mother said you knew everything there was to know about Harry Potter. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:35 | |
Ellen, have faith. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
If this is right, and if it's pointless, it will win you £1,500. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Let see how many of our 100 people named Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
as a Robert Pattinson film. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
If it's pointless, it will win you £1,500. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
It is right. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:52 | |
There we are. That was the first thing it had to be. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
The Godfather: Part II took us down to three, | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Water For Elephants took us down to eight, | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix passes eight, down it goes, | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
passes three, down... Well done! | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:41:05 | 0:41:06 | |
Superb! Very well done indeed. Brilliant! | 0:41:08 | 0:41:13 | |
Well, congratulations. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix was a pointless answer. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
Which means, there we are, you shall learn to drive! | 0:41:22 | 0:41:26 | |
Fantastic. Very well done indeed. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
You win that jackpot of £1,500. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
Yeah, that's the way you win Pointless, Ellen. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:39 | |
Very well done. As you say, | 0:41:39 | 0:41:40 | |
he's literally in the tiny little flashback archive scenes | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
and credited at the end of it, and, you know, well, | 0:41:43 | 0:41:46 | |
your mum said you knew all about Harry Potter, and you do. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
And someone's just paid you £1,500 because of it. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
So, well done. Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
Robert Duvall, first, lots of big films, | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
pointless answers here. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
The Godfather films | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
and Apocalypse Now were the big scorers for him. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
Falling Down, The Judge also scored a few points. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
Lots of pointless answers for him. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:10 | |
Robert Carlyle now. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
Again, the scorers for him. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
Full Monty was the biggest scorer, then Trainspotting, both big scorers, those. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
28 Weeks Later, The Beach, The 51st State, The World Is Not Enough, | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
which is the Bond film that you mentioned would have scored you two points. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
Plunkett And Macleane, which you were in, weren't you? | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
-Oh, yes. -Ravenous and Flood, they all scored points as well. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
But everything else is a pointless answer, so very well done if you said something else. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
Robert Pattinson now. Four pointless answers for you. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
The Twilight films were by far the biggest scorers in that category, | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
but you don't mind at all what scored what points, | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
because Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix was pointless. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
Very well played. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:58 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. And thanks, once again, to our winning players, Julia and Ellen, | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
who go away with today's jackpot of £1,500. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
Very well done. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:06 | |
Join us next time, when we will be | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 |