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Episode 14

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of.


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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

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and welcome to Pointless - the show where we are always striving

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to find the most obscure answers.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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Hi, my name's Alison and I'm from Wakefield.

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This is LJ, my identical twin, from Leeds.

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-Couple number two.

-Hi, I'm Francis.

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This is my daughter Tori, and we're from Halesowen in the West Midlands.

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-Couple number three.

-Hi, I'm Omar.

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This is my best friend, Dan, and we're from Camberley in Surrey.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Peter. I'm from Essex.

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This is Rula, a family friend, from Bedford.

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And these are today's contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to the show.

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We'll chat to each of you throughout the show as it goes along.

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So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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Today, performing completely a cappella,

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-it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

-Hiya.

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Hey, everybody.

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APPLAUSE

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-Good afternoon to you.

-And to you.

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Two returning pairs from our last show -

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LJ and Alison, back on podium one.

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-I know.

-Knocked out in Round One last time...

-I know.

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..so fingers crossed we don't see a repeat of that this time.

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-Yes.

-Up on podium four this time, way in the distance,

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Peter and Rula, who got all the way through to the head-to-head,

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got knocked out 2-1 in the head-to-head as well,

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by Gary and Gavin.

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And Gary and Gavin went through to that final.

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They scored four points, four points...

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one point in that final,

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didn't they? Really, really unlucky.

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It means that the jackpot has gone up, but they were really unlucky.

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Welcome to our two new pairs.

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A father-and-daughter team -

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-haven't had a father-and-daughter team for a little while.

-Yeah.

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Traditionally do rather well, but no pressure.

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-No pressure.

-Round One today, proper classic Pointless.

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It's one of those ones where there's a few easy answers there,

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but if you want to go for a tough one,

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there are some really, really good tough answers as well.

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Thanks very much indeed. Now, Gary and Gavin, as you gather,

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didn't win the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

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Which means today's jackpot starts off at £2,250.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated.

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That's the only rule I have to tell you.

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Best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category this afternoon...

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Political History.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to first,

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who's going to second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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Decades Of Prime Ministers, Richard.

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Yeah, in a moment, Xander's going to show you a list of decades.

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We're looking for anyone who was UK Prime Minister

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during one of those decades, please.

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I need the full name or full title, where appropriate,

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of anyone who was Prime Minister

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during one of the decades you're about to see.

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And that's according to the Prime Minister section

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of the gov.uk website, which is not a website

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I recommend spending an awful lot of time on.

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Wow. OK, so, as Richard just mentioned,

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we're going to put a list of decades up on the board - and here they are.

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I'll read those again, in slightly shortened form.

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-There we are. Alison, back on podium one.

-Yes.

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-Gluttons for punishment there.

-I know.

-Oh, dear.

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Alison, remind us what you do.

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-I'm a student nurse.

-You're a student nurse in Wakefield?

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In... I'm at Sheffield Hallam University.

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-I see, you're studying there.

-What year are you in?

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Final. I graduate in September.

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-Exciting.

-Yeah.

-But you've had a lovely time in Sheffield, I imagine.

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-Yes, absolutely.

-Such a lovely place.

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-Loved it. Yeah.

-Wonderful place.

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What sort of things have you got up to when not studying?

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I imagine you don't get a great deal of spare time.

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No, not an awful lot. I like to sleep a lot.

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You'll need that.

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I like to read and...

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I like to be outside, go walking.

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You've got the Peaks right on your doorstep there as well.

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Yeah. Lots of places.

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How are we feeling about political history?

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So, I've got a couple, but I think they're going to be quite obvious.

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But I think I'm going to go for John Major.

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John Major, says Alison.

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John Major. Let's see if it's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said John Major.

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Bad luck.

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Bad luck.

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Well, that starts the show with a bang, doesn't it?

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100 points, I'm afraid, for John Major.

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-I sense this round may go well.

-Yeah.

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John Major, 1990-1997,

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so just in the '90s, I'm afraid.

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Thanks, Richard.

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Tori, welcome.

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Welcome here, from Halesowen.

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What do you do up there in the West Midlands?

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I'm a student radiographer at Birmingham City University.

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We've got a lot of medicine covered here, haven't we?

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Lots of very specialised areas of health care.

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How long have you been doing that?

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I'm in my first year, so just starting out now.

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-And that's a three-year course, is it?

-Three-year, yeah.

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OK. What are your hobbies, Tori?

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Well, sadly, I really love wrestling.

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-What's so sad about that?

-Not personally wrestling, but...

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-But you follow it?

-Yes, a lot.

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-Very good. Do you go and watch it live?

-Yes.

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I try to as often as I can,

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but I've got a little boy at the moment that I may...

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Well, I've forced him to get into it as well.

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I think he'll enjoy it.

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Little boys surely like wrestling, don't they?

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Oh, he loves it. Hopefully, when he's a little bit older,

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I can take him as well.

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Very good. Now, Tori, how are we feeling about these?

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Awful. I hate politics.

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You've got a good name for it.

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Yeah!

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-And also, she's recently been in labour, so...

-Yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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Erm...

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I'm just going to take a complete punt and say Edward Heath.

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Edward Heath, says Tori.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said

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Edward Heath.

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Absolutely right.

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37 for Edward Heath.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes, 1970-1974, Edward Heath.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now, Dan, welcome to Pointless.

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Good to have you here. And you are here from Camberley?

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-Yes, that's correct.

-What keeps you busy in Camberley, Dan?

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Well, I've actually moved to Kent now so I'm doing a part-time PhD,

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so that keeps me fairly busy.

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-Where are you doing that?

-Canterbury.

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-At Canterbury?

-Yeah.

-What's the PhD in?

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-Sport psychology.

-Ah!

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What's your psychology going to be for this...

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-For this game?

-Try and be positive, but try not to mess up too much.

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OK. I see. OK, now, Dan...

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..what would you like to go for?

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Again, it's a... A very weak category for me,

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so I'm going to hazard a guess and say Harold Wilkinson.

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Harold Wilkinson, says Dan.

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OK, well, we've only had one 100 so far.

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Let's see if Harold Wilkinson is right,

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then let's see how many people said it if it is.

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How many of our 100 people said Harold Wilkinson?

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I'm afraid that's another incorrect answer.

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That's a nice relief, isn't it, Alison?

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A bit of company up there at the top.

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I'm afraid an incorrect answer scores you 100 points, Dan.

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Yeah, sorry, Dan. No Harold Wilkinson.

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I think you might be thinking of Howard Wilkinson,

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who was one of the great sport psychologists of football.

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-There you are.

-Old Leeds manager.

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Yeah. Thank you very much, Richard.

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Peter, welcome back.

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Tell us what you do again.

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I'm a maths teacher.

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A maths teacher? Oh, I bet he's good at maths.

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-Yeah.

-You would want to be taught by Peter, I think.

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I think so. I think once you've been taught once by Peter,

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you remain taught, would be my guess.

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I suspect that is right.

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Peter, what else do you do when not teaching maths?

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I like to go around country houses and keep fit.

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Do you have country houses near you that you go to,

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or do you have ones around...?

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-Are you a member of the National Trust, for example?

-Yes.

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Are there any that you long to visit but haven't yet?

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I'm not sure if they're National Trust,

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but Blenheim I haven't been to.

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I haven't been to Hatfield for a long time.

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Very nice. Do they change much?

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Do you find that if you go, if you leave a few years between them...?

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Or do they preserve them?

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You tend to forget.

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I went to three over the last week.

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-Right.

-Wow. I know, Hatfield House,

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they've recently knocked through the living room and dining room.

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-Oh!

-It's actually very nice, what they've done,

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and there's a little conservatory on the back,

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so it opens out into the garden.

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Also, they put up a mirror in the hall as well,

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it just give more of a sense of space.

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Yeah, nice.

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Thank you. Now, Peter, what would you like to go for?

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Who would you like to go for?

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I like history,

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but dates are really, really awful.

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I'm going to...

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..try Robert Walpole.

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Robert Walpole, says Peter.

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Let's hope it lands on one of those dates,

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because that sounds like a really good answer.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Robert Walpole.

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Oh, Peter!

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Bad luck. I'm afraid that's another incorrect answer.

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Oh, you're in excellent company, though, but another score of 100.

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Well done for going for an older one as well

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but, unfortunately, way before this time.

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1721-1742, Robert Walpole.

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Thanks, Richard. Well, we're only halfway through the round

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but, my goodness, look at all those scores.

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37 was the best score of that pass -

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kind of the only score of that pass, Tori, -

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so very, very well done to you.

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Yes, LJ, Omar and Rula,

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you are going to be jockeying it out to see who stays with us

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and who moves on at the end of the round, so best of luck with that.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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-OK. Rula, welcome back.

-Thank you.

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Head-to-head last time.

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Got to be pleased with that.

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Yeah, it was quite good, but I'm not good on tennis that much.

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I know, that was tough, though.

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I mean, there were the obvious ones, but the other ones,

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I thought, were quite tricky there.

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Whose idea was it to come on the show?

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It was my idea. I've never been on TV before.

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-Really? Oh, well, welcome.

-Thanks.

-Lovely to have you here.

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Was Peter the obvious choice?

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Well, Peter and I go way back,

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so he was definitely the best person to ask.

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Did he teach you maths?

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-Sadly, no.

-Oh!

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My dad did, actually.

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Oh, right. Well, that's good. That's very nice. Very nice.

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Rula, how is your history, your political history, do you think?

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Not that great, actually.

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Politics is not my strong point.

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Not sure, but I'll go with Jimmy Carter.

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-You're going to go for Jimmy Carter?

-Yes.

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OK, Jimmy Carter, says Rula.

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No red line for you, as you're our joint high-scorers.

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Let's see how many people said that.

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Let's see if it's right.

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No.

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Bad luck, Rula. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

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scores you another 100 points, taking your total up to 200.

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It may not be the last 200 of this round, though, Rula.

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Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, right decade, Rula, but wrong country.

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Jimmy Carter was president of the US.

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It's getting very busy in that hundred club, isn't it,

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-in this round?

-Isn't it? Yeah.

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They'll have to do a Hatfield House job there

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and knock through the clubhouse.

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Yeah. Poor old Tori's sitting there...

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..with a little cup of tea going, "Where is everyone?"

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I know, I know!

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-Now, Omar.

-Hello.

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Omar, welcome to the show.

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-Thank you very much.

-What do you do, Omar?

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-I'm a book editor.

-Are you?

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An independent book editor or do you work as part of a publishing...?

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I'm part of a publishing house,

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and it's one that works with a lot of pop-culture stuff,

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so I work on comic books, things to do with film and TV.

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So I'm sincerely hoping something geeky comes up

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if we can get through to the next round.

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-Let's hope.

-You don't edit history books, you mean?

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No, but I do like history, so...

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-That's good.

-..I have an idea.

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There is a number of people I could go for from the 2000s,

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but there is someone I'm fairly confident...

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And it could be pointless. I think I'm right on this.

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I'm going to go with Clement Attlee.

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Clement Attlee, says Omar. Here is your red line.

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Get below that red line with Clement Attlee

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and you are into the next round.

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How many people said Clement Attlee? Is it right?

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It is right, and you are through, Omar.

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Lovely stuff.

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Down it goes.

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Very good work. 111 is your total.

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APPLAUSE

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Yeah, well done, Omar. Well done for taking the risk as well.

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Obviously he was made Prime Minister post-Second World War

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and stayed there till 1951.

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So he just gets into the '50s, there.

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There we are. Thank you, Richard.

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-Francis...

-Hello.

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What about this? You've got a bye through to the next round.

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Incredible. A free answer.

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Victoria was panicking about political history.

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Well, she didn't need to. Look at that,

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the only score on the board halfway through the round.

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Francis, what do you do?

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I work for the railways at Birmingham New Street Station.

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Oh, you're at Birmingham New Street?

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-Yes.

-My line goes up to Snow Hill.

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Do you have a rivalry between New Street and Snow Hill?

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No, no, no.

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Do they have a rivalry with you?

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Yes, that's different, yes.

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-Oh, they look up to the New Street guys, I'm sure.

-Oh, yeah.

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How long have you been there?

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I've been at New Street for ten years,

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but I've been on the railway for 13 years.

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Right you are. Now, Francis, as I say, you've got a free answer,

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-a free pass.

-Oh, yeah.

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Bearing that in mind, maybe see if you can find a pointless answer.

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I've got a couple in my mind.

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I do like, sort of, the political side of things.

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I'm just hoping it's in the right era.

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I'm going to go for William Gladstone.

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William Gladstone, says Francis.

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Getting a nod from LJ in front of you, there.

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Let's see. No red line.

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You're already through, but let's see how many people

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said William Gladstone.

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It's right.

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Well, Tori scored 37.

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Oh, you score lower than Tori.

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Look at that. 14.

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APPLAUSE

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Very well done indeed.

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51 is your total.

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Lowest total of the round, I might add.

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Well played, Francis. Yeah, 1868-1874.

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When he died, his coffin was transported on the Tube.

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Really? Did they have a special hearse carriage, or...?

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No, I think they just...

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-I think they just put it upright, like that...

-Yeah.

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They would have had to go through the bigger...

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The luggage gates for that, right?

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Oh, that would have got them a tut.

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"Oh, God."

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Boop!

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LJ, welcome back.

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-Thank you.

-Welcome back.

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-Remind us what you do, LJ.

-I'm a student cardiac physiologist.

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There we are. Yet more wonderful health care

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taken care of on this programme.

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What are your hobbies, LJ?

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I don't have many at the moment, since I broke my back.

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I used to climb, I was a very keen climber.

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Are you still doing physio for the broken back?

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I've not started physio yet, I've just started with...

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I'm allowed to swim for ten minutes at a time twice.

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So ten minutes, break, ten minutes.

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How long's the break? Can the break be, like, three months or...?

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If only! It as long as I wish to spend in the sauna, to be honest.

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Well, there you are. That's not so bad.

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-It's not too bad.

-Now, LJ, you have a target.

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You have a target, which is 99 or less.

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-OK.

-99 or less.

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Well, Tori and Francis actually stole both of the answers I had,

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that I thought would be quite good,

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So I'm going to play it safe and go with Tony Blair.

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Tony Blair, says LJ.

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Tony Blair. Here is your red line.

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Get below that with Tony Blair and you're into the next round.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Tony Blair.

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There we are.

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It's right - 76, but good enough.

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176 is your total. Through you go to Round Two.

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-Yeah, absolutely, all you needed to do there.

-1997-2007.

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Now, let's go through the different decades.

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Obviously, the pointless answers are really in the earlier decades.

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In the 1800s you'd have got eight points for William Pitt the Younger,

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one point for our old friend Spencer Percival.

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-Oh.

-The only British Prime Minister to be assassinated.

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Pointless answers for the Duke of Portland,

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for Henry Addington and William Wyndham Grenville.

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The 1860s, pointless answer, Lord John Russell or Earl Russell.

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That was a pointless answer. In the 1920s,

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Lloyd George would've scored you eight, Baldwin five,

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Ramsay MacDonald four, and Bonar Law would have scored you one.

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For the '50s - Winston Churchill, of course, he would have scored you 42.

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Macmillan would have scored you 20, Anthony Eden 14.

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'70s - Margaret Thatcher would have scored you 62.

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It was Harold Wilson, not Harold Wilkinson.

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Harold Wilson, he would've scored you 42.

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James Callaghan 16.

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We just heard Tony Blair, and Gordon Brown is the other answer

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for the '00s, he would've scored 47.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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So, at the end of our first round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

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so sadly, Peter and Rula,

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our head-to-headers last time.

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Far too soon to be saying goodbye to you this time round,

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but there we are. High score of 200, you can't argue with that.

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Thank you so much for coming to play.

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Rula and Peter, wonderful contestants.

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Peter and Rula.

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APPLAUSE

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But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And so we are down to three pairs.

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We are down to three pairs.

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At the end of this round, as at the end of every round,

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we will have to say goodbye to another pair.

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Francis and Tori, though, that's the big story.

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Two correct answers there.

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Lovely, lovely scoring. Very well done.

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Omar, nice answer with Clem Attlee there in the first round.

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And actually, LJ and Alison, you got through.

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Tactically, you did the right thing.

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Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two, this afternoon, is...

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TV & Film.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first?

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And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question is all about...

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Fictional Towns And Cities, Richard.

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Just six clues on each board now.

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The answers to each of the clues is a fictional town or city

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from TV and film. Just give us the most obscure answer you can, please.

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12 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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So we're looking for the fictional towns or cities

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described by these clues - and here is our first board of six.

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. LJ...

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LJ, are you happy with this board?

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It's not too bad.

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I think I'm going to go for the town where a young Clark Kent

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spent his formative years. Metropolis.

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Metropolis, says LJ.

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Metropolis. Let's see if it's right,

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let's see how many people said Metropolis.

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Oh, I'm afraid an incorrect answer, LJ,

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scoring you 100 points.

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Yeah, sorry, LJ. I'll give all the answers at the end of the pass.

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Thanks, Richard.

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Now, Francis.

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That eases the pressure a little bit.

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Well, it's not one of the best things.

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I think I'll have a guess for what LJ went with,

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the town where a young Clark Kent spent his formative years -

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is that Smallville?

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Smallville, says Francis.

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Let's see if Smallville's right.

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Let's see how many people said it if it is.

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It is Smallville.

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15.

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APPLAUSE

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15 for Smallville.

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Well played, Francis. Another good answer from you.

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It was also the name of the TV series

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called Smallville, about Clark Kent's formative years.

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-Ran for about ten years.

-Thanks, Richard.

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Now, Omar, this board's all yours.

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If you felt up to it,

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then why not go through it and fill in all those banks?

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I can do four of them.

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The top one, notable residents in this animated TV series

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with Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny - that's South Park.

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The crime-ridden city that's home to Bruce Wayne is Gotham City.

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Buffy fought off numerous vampires in Sunnydale.

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And I believe that the town that is the main setting

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for the Back To The Future trilogy is Hill Valley.

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But Sunnydale would be the one that I'm going to pick.

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Sunnydale, you're going to say.

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OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Sunnydale.

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Six.

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Very well done.

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That's an extremely judicious choice, Omar.

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Six for Sunnydale.

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Yeah, well played, Omar. You did ask for something geeky as well.

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I know! How about that?

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It's indicative that the only one you don't know

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is Coronation Street, as well.

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You are right about Gotham City -

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that's a big scorer, for Bruce Wayne.

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That would have scored you 77.

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You're right about South Park, up the top there.

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That would've scored you 33.

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You are right about Hill Valley as well.

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That feels like the sort of one you should know, doesn't it?

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-Doesn't it?

-Actually, it's the best answer on the board.

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Four points, Hill Valley. Such famous films but...

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Well, Omar knew. It's a very good answer.

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And the fictional town where Corrie is set is...

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-Weatherfield.

-Weatherfield.

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That's 47 points.

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Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through our second round.

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Let's take a look at the scores at this stage.

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Omar, well done.

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Actually, as Richard pointed out, you knew a lower score there,

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but six ain't bad.

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Omar and Dan are looking pretty strong.

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Then up to 15, where we find Francis and Tori - likewise.

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Because, I'm afraid, LJ and Alison, there you are on 100.

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However, who knows what the next board's going to be like.

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And, Alison, if you can find a low score...

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it might keep you in.

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Best of luck. We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium.

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OK. We're going to put six more clues up on the board -

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and here they are.

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I'll read all those again.

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Right. Now, Dan, remember, we are looking for

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the fictional towns and cities described by these clues.

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You need to find another low score.

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See if you can beat Omar.

0:23:160:23:17

I probably shouldn't take a risk at this point

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but the Sky One football drama, I think it might be Harchester.

0:23:220:23:25

Harchester. Harchester, says Dan.

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Here is your red line. Get below that with Harchester

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and you're into the head-to-head.

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How many people said Harchester? Is it right?

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It's right.

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One.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes, that does beat Omar.

0:23:470:23:48

That takes your total up to seven. Very well done indeed, Dan.

0:23:480:23:51

Pretty good going, isn't it?

0:23:520:23:53

-Making Omar look very sluggish there, Dan.

-Yeah.

-I'm off! Blimey.

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Very impressive answer. Over 400 episodes of Dream Team on Sky.

0:23:570:24:01

Thank you much, Richard.

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Tori.

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Tori, you need to score 84 or less.

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I really think I should know the spaceport in Star Wars.

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I'm obsessed with Star Wars, but my brain's gone,

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so I'm going to the futuristic city in Fritz Lang's film,

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which was Metropolis.

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Metropolis.

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We'll get that answer in at some point if it kills us.

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Metropolis. OK.

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There is your red line. If we get below that with Metropolis,

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you're through to next round.

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How many people said Metropolis?

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It's right.

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You are through. Very well done.

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25 for Metropolis, taking your total up to 40.

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Yeah, very well played.

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And it is, of course, the hometown of Superman in the comics,

0:24:450:24:49

but not where he grew up. Metropolis.

0:24:490:24:51

Thanks, Richard.

0:24:520:24:54

Now then, Alison.

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-Yes.

-I'm afraid you're the high-scorers.

0:24:550:24:58

-Yeah.

-I'm sorry.

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But that board's all yours.

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You have some fun with that board if you know any of those answers.

0:25:020:25:05

So, I think I know the bottom two.

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I think Judy Garland follows the Yellow Brick Road to Oz,

0:25:070:25:11

and I think the Flintstones live in Bedrock.

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And I think that's what I'm going to go for.

0:25:130:25:15

Bedrock? Bedrock, says Alison.

0:25:150:25:17

No red line for you, I'm afraid, as you're the high-scorers,

0:25:170:25:19

but let's see how many people said Bedrock.

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It's right.

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48.

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48, taking your total up to 148.

0:25:300:25:33

Yeah, a nice way to finish.

0:25:330:25:35

Actually, it's not Oz, the Judy Garland one, it's the Emerald City.

0:25:350:25:39

-Oh, yes.

-That would have scored

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15 points, though,

0:25:410:25:43

so I suspect an awful lot of our 100 people said Oz.

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The city where Casualty is set...

0:25:460:25:48

-is Holby.

-Holby.

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Of course, the spin-off is Holby city, 42 points for that.

0:25:510:25:53

And the spaceport is where the Cantina is, Mos Eisley.

0:25:530:25:57

That would've scored you seven points.

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So, Harchester - best answer on the board.

0:25:590:26:01

Thank you, Richard.

0:26:010:26:02

So, at the end of our second round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

0:26:020:26:05

our only other returning pair, and it's LJ and Alison.

0:26:050:26:08

I'm so sorry. I thought you were destined for the head-to-head

0:26:080:26:11

and beyond, but I'm afraid this is where we say goodbye.

0:26:110:26:13

Thank you so much for coming to play, LJ and Alison.

0:26:130:26:16

Lovely contestants. Brilliant.

0:26:160:26:17

APPLAUSE

0:26:170:26:20

But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:200:26:23

Well, congratulations, Francis and Tori, Dan and Omar,

0:26:280:26:32

you are now one step closer to the final

0:26:320:26:34

and the chance to play for our jackpot,

0:26:340:26:36

which is currently standing at £2,250.

0:26:360:26:38

So, we've reached that bit of the game

0:26:420:26:44

where we can start playing as teams, which is a huge relief.

0:26:440:26:46

First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:460:26:49

Well done. Father-and-daughter teams, as Richard said,

0:26:490:26:51

they always do well.

0:26:510:26:53

They always do well.

0:26:530:26:54

And Dan and Omar, that fell very nicely, I think, that last round.

0:26:540:26:57

Some lovely scoring there from you.

0:26:570:26:59

Anyway, best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:590:27:01

Here is your first question, and it concerns...

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Famous Carols.

0:27:130:27:15

We're going to show you five pictures now

0:27:150:27:16

of famous people called Carol, with or without an E.

0:27:160:27:19

You just need to tell us the most obscure of these, please.

0:27:190:27:21

Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five famous Carols

0:27:210:27:24

and here they are.

0:27:240:27:25

There we go. Five famous Carols.

0:27:530:27:55

Now, Francis and Tori, you've been our low-scorers on aggregate so far,

0:27:550:27:59

so you get to go first.

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All right.

0:28:000:28:02

THEY WHISPER

0:28:020:28:05

We think we know a few of them, but we're going to go for D

0:28:050:28:08

and say Carole Lombard.

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Carole Lombard. Carole Lombard.

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Now, Dan and Omar, do you fancy talking us through

0:28:130:28:16

the rest of the board?

0:28:160:28:17

It's quite a difficult one. I mean, C is, I think,

0:28:170:28:20

the only one we are confirmed on.

0:28:200:28:22

We could have a stab at B but I think we'd be taking it down

0:28:240:28:27

the wrong way - maybe Lewis Carroll. Vorderman is the only one that...

0:28:270:28:30

-Yeah, I think we'll have to go with Carol Vorderman, C.

-Yeah.

0:28:300:28:32

OK, C, Carol Vorderman.

0:28:320:28:34

So, we have Carols Lombard and Vorderman.

0:28:340:28:37

Francis and Tori went for Carole Lombard for D.

0:28:370:28:39

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:28:390:28:42

Yes!

0:28:450:28:46

12. Very well done indeed, Carole Lombard.

0:28:520:28:55

Good answer.

0:28:560:28:58

Now, Dan and Omar have gone for Carol Vorderman for C.

0:28:580:29:02

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:29:020:29:05

It is right. Oh, look at that.

0:29:080:29:09

86.

0:29:090:29:11

Very popular Carol. Which means, well done, Francis and Tori,

0:29:120:29:15

after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:29:150:29:18

Yes, only one answer that would have beaten Carole Lombard,

0:29:180:29:20

and that is B.

0:29:200:29:21

That's the first film director ever to be knighted,

0:29:210:29:24

director of The Third Man, amongst many other things,

0:29:240:29:26

-Carol Reed.

-Carol Reed.

0:29:260:29:28

Very well done. Three points.

0:29:280:29:30

Also, you can just see there's a decoration behind him there -

0:29:300:29:32

-he's also a Christmas Carol.

-Oh, that's nice!

0:29:320:29:36

That is nice.

0:29:360:29:37

-Sir Christmas Carol to you.

-Yeah.

0:29:370:29:39

The remaining two, they've both been on Pointless Celebrities,

0:29:390:29:42

two of my favourite Carols of all.

0:29:420:29:44

-A?

-Decker,

0:29:440:29:45

Carol Decker from T'Pau, would have scored you 38.

0:29:450:29:49

-And E?

-Kirkwood.

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Lovely Carol Kirkwood.

0:29:500:29:52

She would've scored you 23.

0:29:520:29:54

Oh, thanks very much, Richard.

0:29:540:29:55

So, here comes your second question.

0:29:550:29:57

Dan and Omar, you have to win this one, but you get to answer it first,

0:29:570:30:00

so good luck with that.

0:30:000:30:02

Our second question this afternoon is all about...

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Wow. Omar, that's just what you wanted, isn't it?

0:30:060:30:09

-I love it. Live for that.

-There we go.

0:30:090:30:11

-Richard.

-Yeah, we are now going to show you the first five numbers

0:30:110:30:14

of five mathematical sequences. You just need to tell us

0:30:140:30:17

the sixth number in each of these sequences, please.

0:30:170:30:20

Very best of luck.

0:30:200:30:21

OK, let's reveal our five sequences - and here they are.

0:30:210:30:24

We've got...

0:30:240:30:25

I shall read those one last time.

0:30:390:30:41

Dan and Omar will go first.

0:30:550:30:57

Might be 198 for the last one.

0:30:590:31:01

We're going to risk it.

0:31:030:31:05

Let's try 198 for the bottom one.

0:31:050:31:10

198 for the bottom one.

0:31:100:31:14

198, say Dan and Omar.

0:31:140:31:17

Now then, Francis and Tori.

0:31:170:31:20

I hate maths even more than politics.

0:31:200:31:22

I'm just going to go for the obvious one, the top one,

0:31:230:31:26

which is the Fibonacci sequence, so I'm going to go for eight.

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You're going to go for eight.

0:31:290:31:31

So, we have 198 from Dan and Omar

0:31:310:31:33

and we have eight from Francis and Tori.

0:31:330:31:36

Now, Dan and Omar, 198 - let's see if that is right

0:31:360:31:38

for the bottom sequence.

0:31:380:31:40

Let's see how many of our 100 people said it if it is.

0:31:400:31:42

No.

0:31:450:31:46

I'm afraid not 198,

0:31:460:31:47

but we'll ask to see your workings later.

0:31:470:31:50

Francis and Tori, that means you merely have to be right

0:31:510:31:54

with this answer, the Fibonacci sequence,

0:31:540:31:56

and you are straight through to the final.

0:31:560:31:58

Let's find out. Eight - was that right?

0:31:580:31:59

How many people said it if it is?

0:31:590:32:01

It's right.

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That's the important thing.

0:32:060:32:07

74 is what it scored.

0:32:070:32:09

Crucially, after two questions,

0:32:090:32:11

you are now through to the final 2-0.

0:32:110:32:13

Well played, Francis and Tori.

0:32:140:32:15

Yeah, the Fibonacci sequence is simply adding together

0:32:150:32:18

the two previous numbers in any sequence.

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Take us through your workings for the bottom one, for 198.

0:32:200:32:23

I think I see what I've done.

0:32:230:32:24

I did six times six, which gets us to 36,

0:32:240:32:28

and then I times that by six, and I think...

0:32:280:32:30

I believed it was cubing it,

0:32:300:32:32

but I think I've misunderstood how cubing works.

0:32:320:32:34

-Well, yeah, I think you've just done your sum incorrectly.

-Oh, no!

0:32:340:32:37

You are 100% right about how to do it.

0:32:370:32:38

We've got one times one times one, two times two times two,

0:32:380:32:41

three times three times three, etc.

0:32:410:32:42

Six times six times six, though, is 216.

0:32:420:32:45

-Ah.

-So you missed out 18 somewhere.

0:32:450:32:47

-Dang.

-Would have scored you 17 points,

0:32:470:32:50

so it would have been a terrific answer.

0:32:500:32:52

The second one down is square numbers.

0:32:520:32:54

The next one on that list would be 36...

0:32:540:32:56

and that would've scored you 68 points.

0:32:560:32:59

The next one down is...

0:32:590:33:01

-Prime numbers.

-The prime numbers. And the next one on that list is 13.

0:33:010:33:04

That would've scored you 22 points.

0:33:060:33:07

Confusing when there's points as well.

0:33:070:33:09

Also, 17 would be the next number after that.

0:33:090:33:12

Then it's just powers of ten.

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-So the answer is...

-A million.

0:33:130:33:15

One million. That would've scored 87 points.

0:33:150:33:18

Thanks very much, Richard. So, the pair leaving us

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at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm afraid, Dan and Omar.

0:33:210:33:24

Well, you've got Carol Vorderman.

0:33:240:33:26

You'll always have Carol Vorderman.

0:33:260:33:27

The most we could hope for.

0:33:270:33:28

The thing is, you'd have impressed Carol Vorderman so much

0:33:280:33:30

and then, immediately, you'd have lost her because of the maths.

0:33:300:33:33

Absolutely awful. Had her and lost her.

0:33:330:33:35

Anyway, we get to see you again next time,

0:33:350:33:37

we'll look forward to that very much indeed.

0:33:370:33:39

In the meantime, thanks very much, Dan and Omar.

0:33:390:33:41

APPLAUSE

0:33:410:33:43

But for Francis and Tori, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:33:440:33:46

Congratulations, Francis and Tori,

0:33:500:33:52

you've seen off all the competition

0:33:520:33:54

-and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

-Yes!

0:33:540:33:57

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:34:030:34:06

and, at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,250.

0:34:060:34:10

You know what? I just have a hunch,

0:34:140:34:16

I have a hunch that jackpot's going to be yours.

0:34:160:34:18

I just feel it just might be.

0:34:180:34:20

There's been something about the way you've played.

0:34:200:34:22

Edward Heath, first question, William Gladstone.

0:34:220:34:25

It all just feels like it's falling slightly into place -

0:34:250:34:28

2-0 in the head-to-head. And there's no arguing...

0:34:280:34:30

And a father-and-daughter team as well.

0:34:300:34:32

There you are. You know what happens in this round,

0:34:320:34:34

we put four things up on the board of varying degrees of impossibility.

0:34:340:34:37

You then choose the one that you think you're probably

0:34:370:34:39

going to flounder in the least, and we hope it all goes well.

0:34:390:34:43

-Thank you.

-Sometimes, on days like today, it just falls brilliantly.

0:34:430:34:46

So, fingers crossed it does.

0:34:460:34:48

Today's selection looks like this.

0:34:480:34:51

-Definitely not Russia or Podium Finishes.

-Podium...

0:35:000:35:02

No. I think go for Women.

0:35:020:35:03

Yeah? I think Women will do.

0:35:030:35:05

-Influential?

-Yep.

0:35:050:35:06

OK. There we are. Influential Women.

0:35:060:35:09

OK, very best of luck. Three very different questions here.

0:35:090:35:12

I hope one of these suits you. Very best of luck.

0:35:120:35:14

The first question is,

0:35:140:35:16

we're looking for any of the cast of the 2015 film Suffragette,

0:35:160:35:19

according to IMDb.

0:35:190:35:21

So any actor cast in Suffragette.

0:35:210:35:23

We are looking for any female Nobel Laureate

0:35:230:35:26

up to the end of 2015, please,

0:35:260:35:28

so from 1901 through to 2015,

0:35:280:35:30

in chemistry, physics, literature, peace, physiology,

0:35:300:35:34

medicine or economics.

0:35:340:35:36

Or we're looking for any of Forbes' top 50 powerful women,

0:35:360:35:39

the most powerful women in the world of 2015.

0:35:390:35:42

So, the cast of Suffragette, female Nobel Laureates from 1901 to 2015,

0:35:420:35:47

or anyone on that list of Forbes' top 50 most powerful women of 2015.

0:35:470:35:52

Very, very best of luck, you've been terrific so far.

0:35:520:35:54

Thank you very much. Well, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:35:540:35:58

to come up with three answers, and all you need to win that jackpot

0:35:580:36:01

is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:010:36:03

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Yes.

0:36:030:36:05

OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:050:36:07

There they are, your time starts now.

0:36:070:36:10

-Go for the top women.

-What about Suffragette?

0:36:100:36:12

No, no, nothing from the film.

0:36:120:36:14

No. Only the obvious ones.

0:36:140:36:17

-Like the 50 most powerful women?

-Yeah.

0:36:170:36:19

What about people like Beyonce?

0:36:190:36:21

Yeah, it's not just presidents or that.

0:36:210:36:24

No, no, I think... Powerful women.

0:36:240:36:27

-..and stuff like that.

-OK.

0:36:270:36:29

Can you think of anybody? Start naming them.

0:36:290:36:32

Like Beyonce, if you fancy it, cos she is powerful, isn't she?

0:36:320:36:35

-Yeah.

-The other ones, I'm trying to think...

0:36:350:36:38

Oh, God, my mind has gone blank, cos it's down to the clock.

0:36:380:36:43

50 most powerful women...

0:36:430:36:44

We're saying three.

0:36:440:36:46

What about an actress? Who's currently a powerful actress?

0:36:460:36:50

-Meryl Streep.

-Only Oprah Winfrey, Meryl Streep.

0:36:500:36:53

Yeah, Oprah Winfrey, she's powerful.

0:36:530:36:55

She's got to be there.

0:36:550:36:57

-Yeah.

-Ten seconds left.

-Obvious, isn't it?

0:36:570:37:01

-Lots of other people.

-Mm-hmm.

0:37:010:37:04

So, Oprah Winfrey, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton.

0:37:040:37:07

Erm...

0:37:070:37:09

OK, that is your time up, I'm afraid.

0:37:090:37:11

Never long enough, that minute.

0:37:110:37:12

-All right.

-Let's have your three answers.

0:37:120:37:14

We're going to go for the 50... Top 50 powerful women.

0:37:140:37:17

-Forbes' top 50.

-With all three answers?

-Yeah.

0:37:170:37:19

OK. And they are...?

0:37:190:37:20

I'm going to say Hillary Clinton.

0:37:200:37:22

-Hillary Clinton.

-Beyonce.

0:37:220:37:24

-Beyonce.

-And...

0:37:240:37:27

Oprah Winfrey.

0:37:270:37:29

Oprah Winfrey. OK, three good answers there.

0:37:290:37:31

Of those three, which do you think is your best shot

0:37:310:37:33

-at a pointless answer?

-Beyonce?

0:37:330:37:36

-Yeah.

-Let's put Beyonce last.

0:37:360:37:37

-Least likely?

-Hillary Clinton.

0:37:370:37:39

Hillary Clinton. Then we put Oprah Winfrey in the middle.

0:37:390:37:42

OK, let's put those up on the board in that order, then,

0:37:420:37:44

and here they are. We have got...

0:37:440:37:46

Well, very, very best of luck. Three great answers there.

0:37:500:37:53

Now, if one of these happens to be pointless

0:37:530:37:55

and wins that jackpot for you,

0:37:550:37:56

what would you like to do with your winnings?

0:37:560:37:59

Francis, you first.

0:37:590:38:00

Well, it's my 40th wedding anniversary this year...

0:38:000:38:03

-Congratulations.

-..and my wife and myself are both 60 this year,

0:38:030:38:06

so that would obviously help towards a special...

0:38:060:38:08

-It's got to be something special, hasn't it?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. That'll help.

0:38:080:38:12

-Tori, how about you?

-Mine's towards something special.

0:38:120:38:14

I've just seen that WWE are releasing tickets for SummerSlam

0:38:140:38:19

and they're doing, like, whole packages.

0:38:190:38:22

Oh, SummerSlam!

0:38:220:38:23

It includes all the tickets,

0:38:230:38:25

meet-and-greets for the stars and everything,

0:38:250:38:27

and that's what I'd put it towards.

0:38:270:38:29

Slightly makes your thing look a little bit silly, Francis,

0:38:290:38:32

-doesn't it?

-Yeah, it does!

0:38:320:38:33

This is what me and her mum have worked 40 years for!

0:38:330:38:36

OK, well, all three of your answers were in the category

0:38:380:38:41

of Forbes' top 50 most powerful women in 2015.

0:38:410:38:44

Your first answer was Hillary Clinton,

0:38:440:38:45

the one you thought was probably least likely to be pointless.

0:38:450:38:48

Only one of them has to be pointless, remember,

0:38:480:38:50

but let's find out. Hillary Clinton, for £2,250,

0:38:500:38:53

how many people said it?

0:38:530:38:54

-It's right.

-It's right, that's the main thing.

0:38:570:39:00

It just has to go down to zero now and you will leave with £2,250.

0:39:000:39:04

It... Oh, 44.

0:39:040:39:06

APPLAUSE

0:39:060:39:08

She was always... She was a placeholder, wasn't she?

0:39:080:39:12

44 for Hillary Clinton. Obviously not a pointless answer.

0:39:120:39:14

Your next answer was Oprah Winfrey,

0:39:140:39:16

again, from Forbes' top 50 most powerful women of 2015.

0:39:160:39:20

Has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:39:200:39:22

So, for £2,250, how many people said Oprah Winfrey?

0:39:220:39:25

It's right.

0:39:290:39:30

Hillary Clinton took us down to 44.

0:39:300:39:33

Oprah Winfrey now takes us down,

0:39:330:39:34

passing 44 comfortably, through the 30s,

0:39:340:39:37

into the 20s, into the teens, down...

0:39:370:39:39

Oh, 15.

0:39:390:39:40

-Getting better.

-It's getting better.

-Going in the right direction.

0:39:430:39:46

Absolutely. Keep that up, on that trajectory,

0:39:460:39:48

and you should be down to pointless for your last answer.

0:39:480:39:50

Let's hope nobody said Beyonce Knowles,

0:39:500:39:53

your third and final answer.

0:39:530:39:55

It has to be pointless again for you to win.

0:39:550:39:57

So, for £2,250, how many people said Beyonce Knowles?

0:39:570:40:00

Please, can it be pointless?

0:40:000:40:02

Well, it's right.

0:40:050:40:06

-Three correct answers.

-Come on.

0:40:060:40:08

Hillary Clinton took us down to 44.

0:40:080:40:10

Oprah Winfrey took us down to 15.

0:40:100:40:12

Beyonce Knowles takes us down, passing 15...

0:40:120:40:15

Oh, 13.

0:40:150:40:16

Oh, I'm sorry.

0:40:160:40:18

APPLAUSE

0:40:180:40:20

Well, now that minute's finished, we can think of a million and one...

0:40:220:40:26

-Yeah.

-Well, 47 of the other...

-Yeah.

0:40:260:40:29

..top most powerful women.

0:40:290:40:31

I'm sorry. You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer

0:40:310:40:34

and I'm afraid you don't, therefore, win today's jackpot of £2,250.

0:40:340:40:38

That will roll over onto the next show.

0:40:380:40:40

But so much to be proud of on this show,

0:40:400:40:42

a great performance right across the show and you get to take home

0:40:420:40:46

a Pointless trophy each. So, there we are,

0:40:460:40:47

something to show for it. Brilliant contestants.

0:40:470:40:49

-Thank you so much.

-Thank you.

0:40:490:40:51

Yeah, very well played, Francis and Tori.

0:40:560:40:59

A lovely category to choose as well.

0:40:590:41:00

We'll start with the Suffragette cast of that 2015 film.

0:41:000:41:04

The following were pointless -

0:41:050:41:07

Adrian Schiller, who played David Lloyd George,

0:41:070:41:09

Grace Stottor, Romola Garai was a pointless answer,

0:41:090:41:12

the wonderful Samuel West.

0:41:120:41:13

Everyone in that film other than the following was a pointless answer.

0:41:130:41:16

So you would have scored points for Carey Mulligan, Meryl Streep,

0:41:160:41:19

Helena Bonham Carter, Ben Wishaw, Anne-Marie Duff and Brendan Gleeson.

0:41:190:41:23

Every other actor in that film was a pointless answer,

0:41:230:41:25

so well done if you said any of those.

0:41:250:41:27

Let's take a look at some of those female Nobel Laureates now.

0:41:270:41:30

The wonderful Alice Munro was a pointless answer,

0:41:300:41:32

she was a short story writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature.

0:41:320:41:35

If you haven't read her short stories, absolutely brilliant.

0:41:350:41:38

Incredibly approachable as well, very easy to read.

0:41:380:41:40

A wonderful writer.

0:41:400:41:41

Barbara McClintock won for physiology on medicine.

0:41:410:41:44

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, who was the first female African

0:41:440:41:47

elected head of state in Liberia - she won the Nobel Peace Prize.

0:41:470:41:50

And Toni Morrison also won the Nobel Prize for Literature.

0:41:500:41:53

In fact, everyone on that list was pointless other than Marie Curie,

0:41:530:41:56

who was the biggest scorer with 45,

0:41:560:41:58

Mother Teresa, Malala Yousafzai, of course,

0:41:580:42:01

Nadine Gordimer, Ada Yonath and Doris Lessing.

0:42:010:42:03

Everyone else was a pointless answer,

0:42:030:42:05

so well done if you said anyone else on that list.

0:42:050:42:08

And finally, the Forbes' top 50 most powerful women.

0:42:080:42:12

So, Anna Wintour, who's the editor-in-chief of Vogue.

0:42:120:42:15

Dilma Rousseff, who is Brazil's first female president.

0:42:150:42:18

Helen Clark is very high up at the UN.

0:42:180:42:20

Nancy Pelosi, she is the head of the Democrats

0:42:200:42:23

in the US House of Representatives.

0:42:230:42:25

Everyone on that list, apart from the ones you said,

0:42:250:42:28

Queen Elizabeth II also on that list, Angela Merkel,

0:42:280:42:31

Michelle Obama, Christine Lagarde would have scored you points.

0:42:310:42:34

Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, who was the head of Argentina,

0:42:340:42:38

Melinda Gates, Ellen DeGeneres and Marissa Mayer all scored points.

0:42:380:42:41

Everyone else on the list was a pointless answer.

0:42:410:42:43

Well done if you got any of those at home, and unlucky in the studio,

0:42:430:42:46

but some amazing names on some those lists.

0:42:460:42:49

Thanks very much.

0:42:490:42:51

Well, Francis and Tori sadly didn't win our jackpot,

0:42:510:42:54

which means it rolls over onto the next show

0:42:540:42:57

when we will be playing for £3,250.

0:42:570:42:59

Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:010:43:03

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

-Goodbye.

0:43:030:43:05

..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:050:43:07

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.