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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

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and welcome to Pointless.

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This is the show where all the questions have been asked

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to 100 people before the show and all our contestants have to do

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is come up with those answers no-one else could think of.

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Let's meet today's players.

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APPLAUSE

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Couple number one.

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Hi, I'm Roy, this is my daughter, Siobhan,

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and we're from Angmering, near Worthing in West Sussex.

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Couple number two.

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Hi, my name's Sam. This is my friend, Nadia,

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-and we're from Southampton.

-Couple number three.

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Hi, my name is Will. This is my friend, Tommy,

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and we're from Belfast.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Junaid. This is my friend, Jonathan, and we're from Manchester.

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And these are today's contestants. APPLAUSE

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Thanks very much, a warm welcome to all of you,

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we'll get to chat to you throughout the show as it goes along,

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so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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Here to go hard, then go home is my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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-Hiya.

-APPLAUSE

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Hi, everybody.

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-Good afternoon to you.

-And to you.

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-Now, this is a little bit like Groundhog Pointless.

-Isn't it?

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Cos we've got three returning pairs

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and not only have we got three returning pairs,

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they're all on the same podiums as they were last time.

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-Yeah.

-That's weird, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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Jonathan and Junaid at the end, they got through to Round Two.

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We've got Tommy and Will back,

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got knocked out in Round One but quite controversially, I think,

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quite unluckily. And Sam and Nadia, who got all the way through to

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our head-to-head. So we've got one new pair, Roy and Siobhan,

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-and we've put them on podium one.

-I know.

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-That seems a little bit harsh, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

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-We'll have to look after them.

-I think we will.

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And they're from lovely Angmering in West Sussex.

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All my family are dotted along that coast as well.

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-Aw, well, that's nice.

-Good people.

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-So I hope you've got a nice question for them.

-Er...

-Just to kick us off.

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-Let me have a little look. No.

-No.

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Well, Martin and Shirley won the jackpot last time

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so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000. There it is.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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APPLAUSE

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I'm sure I don't need to remind everyone of this

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but just in case you've forgotten,

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the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated, so keep those scores nice and low.

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Best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category this afternoon...

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is Famous People. Famous People.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second,

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and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, so our question concerns...

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Surnames containing Mc or Mac, Richard.

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Yes, we're going to show you a board now of 16 pictures of people,

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all of whose surnames contain the letters Mc or Mac.

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Can you just tell us who they are, please?

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Thanks very much. So, as Richard explained,

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we're going to put an image up on the board.

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That won't change halfway through the round,

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that will stay up for the whole round.

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All those people have surnames containing Mc or Mac,

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you just have to find the most obscure you can. Here is that image.

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There we are.

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There are all our Mcs and Macs.

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Roy, we come to you, from Angmering.

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Angmering. Roy, what do you do?

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I work for a scientific and professional publisher.

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Roy, what are your interests when you're not...?

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-Well, I spend quite a lot of time in the gym.

-Mm-hm.

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I spend quite a lot of time playing the piano, just to relax,

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but I think for whatever time's left,

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I think there's nothing better than, in the summer,

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Worthing Pier on a deckchair with a bag of chips.

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-Oh!

-That's downtime heaven for me.

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You've got to fight off the gulls but, yeah.

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-There is that, yeah.

-Roy, what about our Macs here?

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Yeah.

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Erm...

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I know a few of these. Erm...

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Who to go for?

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I think I'm going to go for John McCain.

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John McCain, says Roy. John McCain.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people got John McCain.

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Oh, it's a good answer, Roy, look at that!

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Fabulous answer, 5.

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Very well done indeed.

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APPLAUSE A great start to the round.

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Good work, 5.

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Yeah, there he is on the second row on the right there.

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The presidential candidate against Barack Obama.

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Thanks very much indeed. Nadia, welcome back.

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Now, remind us what you do, Nadia?

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I work for Southampton City Council.

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We are both special educational needs officers.

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-Whose idea was it to come on the show?

-Sam's.

-Sam's?

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We were bored at work one day and she said,

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"Shall I fill in the application form?" So...

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-Obviously, in our own time, then, that evening...

-Yes, yes.

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-..she applied for us.

-Good.

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What are your interests, Nadia?

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I like a good box set, going to musicals at the West End.

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-Do you have a favourite?

-Yeah, Wicked.

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-How many times?

-Three, once in Broadway.

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-Oh, that's normal.

-Oh, yeah.

-That's normal.

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-Sometimes people say 54, which is...

-No, no.

-Fair enough.

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-Now, Nadia.

-Yes?

-The Macs.

-Yes.

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Erm...

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I'm going to try to not go for the easy ones,

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so I'm taking a bit of a risk cos I'm not 100% sure of her surname,

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other than the Mac bit, but I think it's Andie MacDowell.

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-Andie MacDowell...

-Yeah.

-..says Nadia.

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Let's see if Andie MacDowell's right

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let's see how many of our 100 people spotted her.

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It's right.

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Come on, Andie, come on.

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Not bad.

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21. Not bad at all, Nadia.

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APPLAUSE 21 for Andie MacDowell.

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Well done, Nadia, there she is on the third row on the left

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and, spookily, she was in Groundhog Day.

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-How weird is that?

-What about that?

-How weird is that?

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Thank you, Richard. So, Tommy, welcome back.

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Remind us what you do, Tommy.

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I'm training to be a geography teacher at the minute.

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Any favourite bits of geography that you like?

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I ask because I'm afraid I gave up geography far too soon.

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That was a bad decision.

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-Imagine what you could've been with...

-I know.

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I literally... Yeah!

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-Yeah.

-I know.

-Yeah, I guess, favourite parts of geography,

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I like conflict because, like, we're from Northern Ireland.

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We're taught a big deal about the Northern Ireland conflict

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and that's fun to teach, particularly over here

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cos a lot of people from England don't really know that that happened

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and so forth, so it's fun to teach and the kids kind of like it,

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-it's interesting.

-Very good. Now, Tommy.

-Yep.

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We've got some quite low scores from our board of Macs.

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Yeah. So, yeah, I'm going to go for one that I'm fairly confident about.

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I think his second name is just Mac,

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-I think it's Bernie Mac.

-Bernie Mac, says Tommy.

-Yep.

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Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people

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went with Bernie Mac.

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It's right. Well, 21's our high score.

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Bernie Mac, I suspect, will pass that,

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and it does.

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6. Very nice.

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Nestling just above our low score of 5.

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That's a great answer, Tommy.

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Yes, second from the left there on the top row.

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He's in all the Oceans films and he's also had his own show,

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the Bernie Mac show, as well, in the States.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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-Now, Junaid.

-Hi.

-Welcome back.

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-Remind us what you do, Junaid.

-I'm a trainee accountant.

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How long till you qualify fully?

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-One and a half to two years.

-Very exciting.

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And what are your interests, Junaid?

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I'm into my films and TV shows.

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What's the TV show that's making you stay up too late at the moment?

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There's a show on called Quantico.

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It's big in America.

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OK, very good. It'll be coming here soon presumably.

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-I don't know.

-Now, Junaid, who do you want to go for?

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I wanted to go for Bernie Mac but as that's taken, I'm torn between two.

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I think I'll go for Seth MacFarlane.

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OK, Seth MacFarlane, says Junaid.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Seth McFarlane.

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Well, 21 is still our high score

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and you pass that.

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8. Another single figure score.

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-Well done, Junaid.

-APPLAUSE

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Great answer, Junaid. We've got some good teams here today, haven't we?

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-Yeah.

-Yes, Seth McFarlane,

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there he is on the second row on the left, the creator of Family Guy,

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also does lots of the voices, writes it, allsorts.

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Thanks very much indeed. Well, we're halfway through the round,

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let's take a look at the scores as they stand. 5, Roy,

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the best, the first and the best.

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Well done, Roy and Siobhan, looking pretty strong on the back of that.

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As indeed are Tommy and Will on 6.

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Then 8, Junaid and Jonathan,

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then 21, Nadia and Sam.

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-It was head-to-head last time.

-I know.

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We've got to find a low-scoring Mac there, Sam.

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Are you feeling confident? Have you got a good one?

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-I've got some.

-OK, fingers crossed.

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We need a low score to keep you in the game.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, now, Jonathan.

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-Hello.

-Jonathan, welcome back.

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-Remind us what you do.

-I'm also a trainee accountant.

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-Also...

-Working in Bury.

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-Working in Bury, in a completely different firm?

-Yes.

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What are your interests, Jonathan?

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I like my music, I like playing the guitar.

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I play a bit of badminton and a bit of football

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and, yeah, we're also part of a very average quiz team.

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-Very good. Now then, you're on 8.

-Yeah.

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Ideally, you'd be scoring 12 or less to get through to the next round,

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to be sure of a place in Round Two.

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I think...

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the only ones I know for sure are going to be too high,

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so I'm going to take a punt on William McKinley.

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-William McKinley?

-Mm-hm.

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William McKinley, that is a complete punt, is it?

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No, I think it's the president on the third row.

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OK, good. So not so much of a punt but there we are. William McKinley.

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There is your red line, let's see how many of our 100 people

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said William McKinley.

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It is William McKinley.

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5 is our low score at this point.

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You're through... APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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..and you score a pointless answer.

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Very well done indeed, Jonathan!

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That adds £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to £1,250,

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scores you nothing and is generally marvellous.

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Very well done indeed, Jonathan, 8 is your total.

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I mean, it keeps getting better and better - that is terrific stuff.

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And we see him there on the board just below John McCain.

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There was a great thing I saw online the other day,

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which is somebody I think in America,

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and they've ranked all the presidents in order of hotness.

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It's really worth reading. They've done it in a very funny way.

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McKinley did not score too highly on that list, unfortunately.

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Yeah, McKinley did not like having his photograph taken, did he?

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No, he was furious about it.

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He's going, "And you're certain this is going to be on a banknote?"

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Thank you very much! Now, Will, welcome back.

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-Hiya.

-So, we discovered last time

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that you are a wheelchair rugby player.

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-I am indeed, yeah.

-And playing for Ireland?

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I am, so I get to travel all around the world and play that,

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-so it's pretty fun.

-Where are you off to next?

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Erm, Poland.

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-Well, I'm over to Stoke first.

-Right!

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-But we'll skip past that!

-OK.

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And then I'm going over to Poland.

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And who are the people, you know, the world beaters?

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Erm, at the moment you'd probably say Canada are probably the best.

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Are you playing them any time soon?

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We just missed out on the Paralympics just there, so...

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unfortunately not, but you might see us on the TV one day.

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-Well, good luck with that.

-Well, other than today!

-Other than...

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Other than today. Will, who would you like to go for?

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-You're on 6 - a great low score from Tommy in the first pass.

-Yeah...

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All the good ones

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I would've known have gone.

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So I'm going for Ewan McGregor.

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Ewan McGregor, says Will. Let's see if that's right.

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Here is your red line.

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It's quite low.

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Let's see how you do. If you get below it,

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you're definitely in the next round.

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Let's see how many people said Ewan McGregor.

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It's right.

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Ooh, not bad!

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Not bad at all! Look at that,

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22 for Ewan McGregor!

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APPLAUSE Taking your total up to 28.

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Yeah, well played. There's Ewan McGregor,

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right next to William McKinley.

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-Now, Sam...

-Hello.

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-Sam, welcome back.

-Thank you.

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We've discovered once again that you work together.

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-Yes.

-When you leave work,

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what's the thing you most look forward to doing?

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Oh, just eating.

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Sleeping...!

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No, I spend a lot of time at the gym,

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so I do a lot of spin classes and circuit training.

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-Oh, spin!

-Yeah, yeah.

-I hate spin!

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Oh, no, I love spin!

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How long did you have to do it before you didn't just fall off?

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-Before I hardened to it?

-Yeah.

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Probably, like, a good couple of months before the pain ceased.

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-Oh, no. I couldn't do that.

-Yeah!

-I've done it once.

-Have you?

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-Never again.

-You haven't really given it a good bash.

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No! Never again! Oh.

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Anyway, now, Sam, what you have to do here is score 6 or less. 6.

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I know a lot of them, but they're all going to be high scorers,

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so I think this might be the end for us, unfortunately but...

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I'm going to say Melissa McCarthy?

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Melissa McCarthy, says Sam. Melissa McCarthy.

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Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

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There is your red line -

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you have to be below that to be sure of a place in the next round.

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How many people said Melissa McCarthy?

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It's right.

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Oh, it's not bad, look at that.

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Oh, you've done it! You've done it, 5.

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You needed 6, you scored 5, takes your total up to 26.

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Very well done indeed! APPLAUSE

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Well played, Sam.

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Yes, she was the third highest-paid actress in the world in 2015,

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Melissa McCarthy, behind Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson.

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-Amazing.

-She was in Spy, Bridesmaids, all sorts of things.

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-Lots of good films.

-Mm, she is brilliant. Siobhan - from Angmering.

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-Yes, Angmering.

-I'm quite enjoying saying Angmering.

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-Yeah, it's quite nice, isn't it?

-It's not a place

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I've had much opportunity to say. What do you do, Siobhan?

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I'm currently on my gap year at the moment,

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-but I'm working, saving up for travelling.

-Very good.

-Yeah.

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Where's the big travel going to be?

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-The big travel is going to be around Europe for a month.

-OK.

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Oh, for the gap year, so you're working the rest of that year?

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-Yeah.

-I thought you were meant to do more travelling than that?

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-So did I, so did I!

-Yes! Come on, Roy,

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she needs to do more travelling than that.

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It hasn't quite panned out like that.

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What happens in the autumn? Where do you go, what will you be doing?

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-Well, hopefully to Nottingham.

-Fingers crossed.

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Yeah, to study psychology and criminology.

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I happen to know the admissions department at Nottingham

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watch Pointless avidly - it's how they choose their star students.

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Do well here, Siobhan, it could all be looking up.

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Thank you very much.

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What would you like to go for? You have to score 22 or less.

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Erm, everything I knew has gone,

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so I'm going to go for...

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John McIntyre.

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-Ooh.

-John McIn... Oh, that nearly sounded

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like it was going to be a great answer there, didn't it, Roy?

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-Mm.

-You know what I'm talking about!

-Yeah!

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There is your red line.

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John McIntyre.

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-John McIntyre!

-Yeah.

-Let's see if it's right.

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Oh! Siobhan, I'm sorry! Never mind.

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I'm sorry, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

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there is no John McIntyre on that board.

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Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 105.

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Great reprieve on podium three there, though.

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But you were about 78% of the way along to a correct answer.

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There's John McEnroe, is the tennis player on the bottom row there.

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Actually would've been too many points anyway,

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John McEnroe would've scored you 27 points.

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Let's go through the rest of these now.

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Top left, everyone knows who he is. Actually doesn't score that well,

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-I think, cos of the surname.

-Surname.

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-It's Ant...

-McPartlin.

-..McPartlin.

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Correct - would've scored you 22 points.

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Steve McQueen there would've scored your 51 points.

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Next to him, James McAvoy...

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-Ah!

-..15 points.

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Now, there's a pointless answer on that second row as well.

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If you remember watching the Wonder Years,

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it's Winnie from the Wonder Years and it's Danica McKellar.

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Very well done if you said that.

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On the third row, the only one we've missed out there is...

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-Ian McKellen.

-Sir Ian McKellen would've scored you 20 points.

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Now, on that bottom row,

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two wonderful British actresses down there,

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but the first one, on the left...

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-Paul McCartney.

-..is Paul McCartney, biggest scorer, 66.

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Then it is Kelly Macdonald, she would've scored you 1.

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And on the bottom right there is Helen McCrory

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and she would've scored you 1 point.

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Thank you, Richard. So, at the end of our first round,

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the pair we're saying goodbye to with their high score of 105,

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Siobhan and Roy, I'm sorry, it's you!

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Oh! You were the low scorers, you were riding high...

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right up until John McIn...

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-tyre.

-Yes.

-Literally on the "tyre"!

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We'll see you next time, look forward to that very much indeed.

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Meantime, thanks very much, Siobhan and Roy.

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APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And so three pairs remain. Well, Groundhog Day continues,

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and everyone remains as they were on their previous podiums.

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What about that, Tommy and Will? Phewee!

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Well done there, you dodged a bullet!

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Best of luck to all three pairs -

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our category for Round Two this afternoon...

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is Agriculture. Agriculture.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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Wine-growing regions. Richard?

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Yeah, agriculture just got slightly more interesting there, didn't it?

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-Yeah.

-On each board we're going to show you six pairs of regions,

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and they're all from different countries.

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You need to tell us the countries with which you'd associate

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these wine-growing regions, please.

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There's going to be 12 pairs in all to have a go at at home,

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so best of luck. You'll like this, won't you?

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I'm loving it already.

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Mm, mm-hm! Let's reveal our wine-growing regions.

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Here they are. Our first board of six looks like this.

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I'm going to read those all one last time.

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There we go.

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Erm, I'll go...

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Well, this is part of our honeymoon.

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Napa Valley and Sonoma

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is in the USA.

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-USA, says Sam.

-Yes.

-Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said the USA.

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It's right.

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Not bad at all.

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40 for the US. APPLAUSE

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Well played, Sam, it's quite a scary board, that one.

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There's a couple of literally low-hanging fruits

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-to pull off the vine there.

-Thanks very much indeed.

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Tommy - geography, you see, it's geography!

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-Perfect!

-Yeah, geography and alcohol mixed together -

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-I should be good at this.

-A dream combination!

-Yeah.

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I should know a lot more because

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my parents are fond wine drinkers.

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They'll probably hate me saying

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that on national television.

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But I'm going to hazard a guess

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at Hawke's Bay and Marlborough

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as Australia?

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Australia, says Tommy, for Hawke's Bay and Marlborough.

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Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said Australia.

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Oh.

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Bad luck, Tommy, I'm afraid that's incorrect.

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Scores 100 points.

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I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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-Now, Junaid...

-Yes.

-..this board's all yours.

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If you want to just go through it and fill in our blanks

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-before you say which one you want to go for?

-Erm, I wish I could!

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I only know Bordeaux and Burgundy,

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which is obviously France.

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But I'm pretty sure

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that must be in the 80s or 90s,

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so I don't know whether to risk it.

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Ningxia just sounds Chinese to me.

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I don't know if they grow wine

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in China!

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Erm, I'll go for Bordeaux

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and Burgundy, France.

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OK, France, says Junaid. There we are, let's see if it's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said France.

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It is right.

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look at that, 89.

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APPLAUSE Not bad -

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damage limitation there, Junaid.

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Yeah, should've taken a risk, really.

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I mean, clearly China does have wine and those are indeed -

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Ningxia and Penglai are Chinese wine regions.

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It's a very low scorer as well. Would've scored 12 points.

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Now, how are you on this? Hawke's Bay and Marlborough,

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-not Australia...

-It's the other one.

-It's New Zealand, I'm afraid.

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Would've scored 26. Eger and Szekszard -

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where do you think they're from?

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-I'm...

-And you've drunk a lot of wine in your life.

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-It's in Europe somewhere, isn't it?

-It's Hungary.

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-Hungary.

-Yep.

-There you are.

-9 points for that.

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-And Wachau and Kamptal?

-Poland?

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It IS Austria.

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-Well played.

-Austria, there we go. LAUGHTER

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3 points for that, so that's the best answer on that board.

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Thank you, Richard. So we're halfway through the round.

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Let's take a look at those scores. 40, Sam,

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best score of the pass, well done.

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There you are, Sam and Nadia,

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I would say at this stage probably looking likely

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a return to the head-to-head for you.

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89's where you find Junaid and Jonathan...

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Yes, I'd say that it's going to be between you and Will, Jonathan,

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to see who stays with us and who leaves at the end of the round.

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But best of luck. We come back down the line now,

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can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put six more pairs of wine-growing regions

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up on the board and here they are.

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We have...

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I'll read those all again.

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There we are.

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Jonathan, you're on 89. If you can score 10 or less,

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you are definitely in the head-to-head.

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Erm... Hm.

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This isn't great!

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So I'm going to go with the bottom one and say Italy.

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OK, you're saying Italy

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for Vinho Verde and Madeira.

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Let's see if that's right. Here's your red line - quite low.

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Will you get down there, I wonder, with Italy?

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Ooh, bad luck, Jonathan.

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I'm afraid that scores 100,

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it may well not be the last 100 of the round,

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-but takes your total up to 189.

-Yeah, not Italy, I'm afraid.

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I'll give all of the correct answers at the end of the pass.

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-So, Will...

-Yeah.

-Will, you've got a chance here.

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88 or less keeps you in the game.

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Again, yeah, this wouldn't be one of my best topics.

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Erm...

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I don't know any of them.

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I'm going to hazard a guess at the second one, Primorska...

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erm, with Poland.

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Primorska and Podravje - let's see if that is Poland.

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Here is your red line - nice and high.

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Get below that, you're into the head-to-head.

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How many people said Poland?

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Bad luck, Will.

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I'm afraid not Poland.

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That scores you 100 points and takes your total up to 200.

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It's going well, isn't it? Isn't it?

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When you are in Poland, I wouldn't order them -

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that would be my advice.

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Thank you, Richard.

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Now, then, Nadia, you're in the head-to-head for the second time.

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-Takes a little bit of pressure off here.

-A little bit.

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Do you fancy just having a stab at any of these?

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I don't even drink wine. Erm...

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-Ah.

-I'm going to guess one. Erm...

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There's a couple of others

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that are shots in darks -

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I'm going to say Spain...

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-For?

-The Catalunya and La "Manch-ca".

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-Man-cha?

-OK, Catalunya and La Man-cccha.

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-Man-cccha.

-Who knows?

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Apologies to any Spanish people watching.

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-Let's see if that's right.

-If it IS Spanish.

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If it IS Spanish. It might not be! LAUGHTER

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-Let's see if it is!

-Apologies to any Latvians out there, maybe?

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-Yeah!

-Who knows?

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Spain.

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-No red line for you - you're already through.

-OK.

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It IS Spain. Look at that!

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46!

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86 is your total. APPLAUSE

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-Lovely low score there, well done.

-Thank you.

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Yeah, both famous regions of Spain - Catalunya and La Mancha.

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-The bottom one...

-Is Portugal.

-..Portugal.

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That would've scored 31.

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Now they get a little bit harder.

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The top one I bet you'll know, Aconcagua Valley?

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-That's Chile?

-Chile. That would've scored 11 points.

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Now, this next one down, which I'm not even going to pronounce,

0:24:490:24:51

-although you did a wonderful job of it...

-Primorska and Podravje.

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-Yeah. Every Slovenian in the country is applauding you!

-Ah.

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It's Slovenia - well done if you said that.

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Man, oh, man, you drink a lot of wine if you said that. 2 points.

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Barossa Valley and Yarra Valley.

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-That is Australia.

-That's Australia.

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-20. And Salta and San Juan.

-I think is Argentinian.

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Is Argentina, yeah.

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And that would've scored 5.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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So we are at the end of our second round,

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and I'm sorry to say, Tommy and Will,

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we once again have to say goodbye to you with your high score of 200.

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It's been great having you on the show.

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I'm sorry, that was a tough board, actually.

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I'm afraid this is where we say goodbye.

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Tommy and Will, thanks so much for playing.

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APPLAUSE

0:25:300:25:32

But for Sam and Nadia, Junaid and Jonathan,

0:25:320:25:35

it's now time for our head-to-head.

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Congratulations, Nadia and Sam, Junaid and Jonathan.

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You are now one step closer to the final

0:25:460:25:47

and the chance to play for our jackpot,

0:25:470:25:49

which currently stands at £1,250.

0:25:490:25:52

APPLAUSE

0:25:520:25:55

Right, here we are in the head-to-head,

0:25:550:25:56

the point at which you're now allowed to start playing as teams.

0:25:560:25:59

You can confer before you give your answers.

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First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

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Well, best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

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APPLAUSE

0:26:070:26:09

Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:26:120:26:16

Disney/Pixar villains. Richard.

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We'll show you five pictures now of villains from Disney or Pixar films.

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We need you to tell us the names of the films

0:26:220:26:24

-that these villains appear in, please.

-OK, thanks, Richard.

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Let's reveal our five villains, and here they are.

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We've got...

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And E.

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There we are,

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five Disney/Pixar villains.

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So, Nadia and Sam, you've been our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:26:560:26:59

-Feel free to confer.

-I love the fact this is where we do well.

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OK, you go for it.

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We're going to go with D.

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-Yup.

-Which is the villain from The Princess And The Frog.

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The Princess And The Frog, say Nadia and Sam.

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The Princess And The Frog.

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Now, then, Junaid and Jonathan,

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do you want to talk through the rest of that board?

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Erm, we were...

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I was quite excited when Disney and Pixar villains came up,

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and then I saw what they were.

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I think C might be Aladdin, but if

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so, I think it will score higher

0:27:270:27:29

so we might as well take a risk.

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Erm... I think we'll go for A, Robin Hood.

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OK, you're going to say A, Robin Hood. A, Robin Hood.

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So we have The Princess And The Frog and we have Robin Hood.

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Now, Nadia and Sam went for Princess And The Frog for D.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

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It's right.

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-Come on.

-Very well done, Nadia and Sam.

0:27:520:27:54

Look at that, it's a brilliant answer! 1.

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1. APPLAUSE

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Well, that's going to be tough to beat, Junaid and Jonathan.

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But you've gone for Robin Hood for A.

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Let's see if that's right. Robin Hood,

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how many of our 100 people said that?

0:28:100:28:12

It's right.

0:28:150:28:16

Not bad, 18.

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Not bad for Robin Hood. APPLAUSE

0:28:230:28:24

But very well done, Nadia and Sam. After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:28:240:28:27

Yeah, two very good answers there. I think this is a tough board too.

0:28:270:28:30

-It is tough.

-It's been a tough show today.

0:28:300:28:32

Erm, B, any ideas?

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Beauty And The Beast, correct.

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That would've scored you 8 points.

0:28:370:28:38

So again, a very low scorer.

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-C.

-Is Aladdin.

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Aladdin. Yeah.

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That's the highest score on the board, that's 33.

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And do you know E?

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Cinderella.

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Cinderella. That would've scored 16.

0:28:490:28:52

-Difficult.

-Fair. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:28:520:28:56

So here comes your second question. Junaid and Jonathan,

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you get to answer it first but you have to win it to stay in the game.

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So best of luck. Our second question is all about...

0:29:010:29:06

Relations of Queen Elizabeth II.

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We're going to show you five clues now to people

0:29:080:29:10

who are related to Queen Elizabeth II.

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Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:29:120:29:14

She'll be delighted at home.

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She'll be like, "Oh, man, I am going to rip this."

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She'd be pleased enough.

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The Queen, ma'am, if you are watching, I know you do.

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She'd have been delighted about the wine,

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I imagine you enjoyed because a lot of Commonwealth countries there.

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She's also then thinking, Disney and Pixar villains, she's a fan of.

0:29:270:29:30

-And suddenly, boom!

-There it is.

-She's laughing.

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Although she's thinking,

0:29:330:29:34

"Now, this won't come up if I ever go on Pointless Celebrities."

0:29:340:29:37

Oh. She hasn't yet been on Pointless Celebrities.

0:29:370:29:39

-No, she was going to come on, wasn't she?

-She was.

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-With Chico and she wasn't well.

-That's right, yeah.

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She couldn't do it. But, uh, ma'am,

0:29:440:29:47

-come on, five out of five on here, I hope.

-I think so. I think so.

0:29:470:29:50

Let's reveal our five clues.

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And here they come. We've got...

0:29:510:29:53

I'll go through those one last time.

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Junaid and Jonathan will go first.

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THEY CONFER

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-That's what I thought.

-Did you?

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THEY CONFER

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We both thought the fourth one was Sarah Ferguson, erm,

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so we think we'll risk it and play it.

0:30:510:30:53

OK, Sarah Ferguson, say Junaid and Jonathan.

0:30:530:30:55

Now, then, Sam and Nadia. That board's all yours.

0:30:550:30:59

Do you want to talk us through it?

0:30:590:31:01

Well...

0:31:010:31:02

We're not entirely sure.

0:31:020:31:04

I think the bottom one could be Prince William.

0:31:040:31:07

I think he did history, but then 2011 doesn't sound like long enough.

0:31:070:31:12

We're not too sure about the first two,

0:31:120:31:14

so we're going to go with Camilla Parker Bowles

0:31:140:31:18

as the Duchess of Cornwall.

0:31:180:31:19

OK, Camilla Parker Bowles.

0:31:190:31:21

We have Sarah Ferguson and Camilla Parker Bowles.

0:31:210:31:23

Junaid and Jonathan went for Sarah Ferguson,

0:31:230:31:25

let's see if that's right for the Little Red author.

0:31:250:31:28

(Come on.)

0:31:290:31:31

It's right.

0:31:310:31:32

29.

0:31:370:31:38

29. Nadia and Sam have gone for Camilla Parker Bowles.

0:31:420:31:45

Let's see if that's right.

0:31:450:31:46

Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:31:460:31:48

THEY WHISPER

0:31:480:31:50

It's right.

0:31:500:31:51

Yeah, 41. APPLAUSE

0:31:550:31:56

Well done, Junaid and Jonathan, back in the game.

0:31:560:31:58

After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:580:32:00

Well played. A couple of low scorers on this board.

0:32:000:32:02

Do you know the top one, the second husband of the Queen's daughter?

0:32:020:32:05

Timothy... Timothy... What is his name?

0:32:050:32:08

-Timothy Laurence.

-Lawrence. There you are.

0:32:080:32:10

7 points for that. Became fourth in line to the throne in 2015.

0:32:100:32:13

-She was born in 2015.

-Princess Charlotte.

-Princess Charlotte.

0:32:130:32:15

And the best answer, yeah, the 2011 is the clue here.

0:32:150:32:19

-And it's Sarah Ferguson's daughter.

-Yes.

-Princess...

-Beatrice.

0:32:190:32:22

Beatrice, yeah. And she would've scored 5 points,

0:32:220:32:25

-best answer on the board.

-Thank you very much indeed.

0:32:250:32:28

So here comes your third question.

0:32:280:32:29

Whoever wins this goes through to the final

0:32:290:32:31

and plays for that jackpot, so best of luck to both pairs.

0:32:310:32:33

Our third question is all about...

0:32:330:32:35

It's about Cosmetics. Richard.

0:32:370:32:39

We're going to show you the names now of five common types of cosmetic

0:32:390:32:41

but in anagram form.

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Can you unscramble them, please, and give us the most obscure answer?

0:32:430:32:46

OK. So, can you re-make-up these make-ups?

0:32:460:32:50

And here they are.

0:32:500:32:51

We have got...

0:32:510:32:53

Sam and Nadia, you'll go first.

0:33:050:33:07

THEY CONFER

0:33:070:33:09

-What's the third one?

-Eyeshadow.

0:33:130:33:15

Are you sure?

0:33:150:33:17

-Yeah.

-Yeah? We're going to go with the third one, then, as eyeshadow.

0:33:170:33:21

Eyeshadow, say Nadia and Sam.

0:33:210:33:23

Eyeshadow. Now, then, Junaid and Jonathan,

0:33:230:33:25

do you want to talk us through the others?

0:33:250:33:27

Erm...

0:33:270:33:29

We know lipstick, mascara and eyeliner.

0:33:290:33:32

We think the second one will probably beat it,

0:33:320:33:34

but we just don't know what it is!

0:33:340:33:37

We'll go for eyeliner.

0:33:370:33:39

-Eyeliner.

-Yeah.

-Eyeliner.

0:33:390:33:41

OK, so we have eyeshadow and we have eyeliner.

0:33:410:33:45

Sam and Nadia went for eyeshadow. Let's see if that's right.

0:33:450:33:48

Let's see how many of our 100 people went for eyeshadow.

0:33:480:33:51

It's right.

0:33:540:33:56

40.

0:33:590:34:00

APPLAUSE

0:34:000:34:02

40 for eyeshadow.

0:34:020:34:04

Junaid and Jonathan have gone for eyeliner.

0:34:040:34:06

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 said eyeliner.

0:34:060:34:10

It's right.

0:34:120:34:13

57 for eyeliner.

0:34:150:34:17

APPLAUSE Very well done, Sam and Nadia.

0:34:170:34:19

After three questions, you're through to the final, 2-1.

0:34:190:34:22

-Sorry, guys!

-Yeah, and you're quite right.

0:34:220:34:25

Only one answer there that would've won the point,

0:34:250:34:27

that is the second one down, which we will get on to.

0:34:270:34:30

The top is lipstick, lipstick would've scored 71.

0:34:300:34:34

It's mascara, of course, down the bottom there,

0:34:340:34:36

that would've scored 83, that's the biggest scorer.

0:34:360:34:38

And the best answer is number two...

0:34:380:34:40

-Is nail varnish.

-Nail varnish.

-Oh!

0:34:400:34:42

-And that would've scored 31 points.

-Thanks very much.

0:34:420:34:46

So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round

0:34:460:34:49

is Junaid and Jonathan. Well, that was very close, I have to say.

0:34:490:34:51

All those answers pretty close.

0:34:510:34:53

Tough going second after The Princess And The Frog there,

0:34:530:34:56

but you did incredibly well. Great performance across the show,

0:34:560:34:59

and you found a pointless answer earlier on, Jonathan,

0:34:590:35:01

so congratulations for that. But I'm afraid this is where we say goodbye.

0:35:010:35:04

Thank you so much for playing, Junaid and Jonathan.

0:35:040:35:06

APPLAUSE

0:35:060:35:08

But for Nadia and Sam, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:090:35:12

Well, congratulations, Nadia and Sam.

0:35:150:35:17

You've seen off all the competition

0:35:170:35:19

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:190:35:22

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:280:35:30

and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,250.

0:35:300:35:34

What a game! We had all our Macs and Mcs, then we had wine regions.

0:35:340:35:38

-We had fun with that, didn't we?

-No.

0:35:380:35:40

Then we had Disney villains, then we had relations of the Queen,

0:35:400:35:43

and then we had cosmetics. And here you are.

0:35:430:35:45

Anything you particularly want to see come up in this round?

0:35:450:35:48

-Disney villains.

-Yeah, more Disney villains!

0:35:480:35:50

-More Disney villains?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

0:35:500:35:52

-That's our strong point, we think.

-Anything else?

0:35:520:35:54

Film, music, food could potentially be good.

0:35:540:35:58

Well, fingers crossed. Today's selection looks like this.

0:35:580:36:02

We've got...

0:36:020:36:03

-1985.

-What is that?!

0:36:100:36:11

It'll be films and things.

0:36:110:36:13

We've got a bit of a shot, I reckon.

0:36:130:36:15

Russia I might know, depending on the era, but...

0:36:150:36:18

-Yeah, we have to.

-Yeah. So the Year 1985, please.

-The Year 1985.

0:36:180:36:21

OK, good luck. Three very different questions here

0:36:210:36:24

cover very different areas.

0:36:240:36:25

We are looking for...

0:36:250:36:27

any artist, the individuals, please,

0:36:270:36:29

who appeared on the We Are The World single.

0:36:290:36:32

We are looking for anyone who made the cut

0:36:320:36:34

in the 1985 Masters golf tournament.

0:36:340:36:36

Or we are looking for any cast member

0:36:360:36:40

of the original Back To The Future film.

0:36:400:36:42

So, artists on We Are The World,

0:36:420:36:44

anyone who made the cut in the Masters,

0:36:440:36:46

or the cast of Back To The Future, according to IMDB.

0:36:460:36:48

-Very best of luck.

-Thanks very much indeed.

0:36:480:36:50

Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:36:500:36:53

and all you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers

0:36:530:36:56

to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:36:560:36:59

-Yep.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:590:37:02

There they are, your time starts now.

0:37:020:37:04

-Right.

-Michael Jackson,

0:37:040:37:06

Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder.

0:37:060:37:08

But they're all going to be high.

0:37:080:37:10

OK. I don't really...

0:37:100:37:11

I don't know the song.

0:37:110:37:12

Back To The Future, Michael J Fox.

0:37:120:37:14

-Erm...

-I'm just trying to think,

0:37:140:37:16

I don't think I know any obscure ones from Back To The Future.

0:37:160:37:19

I can't even remember the professor's name at the moment.

0:37:190:37:21

He wouldn't be one anyway.

0:37:210:37:23

Erm, I mean, We Are The World artists, is it worth saying...?

0:37:230:37:26

Americans. Tina Turner, she was in it!

0:37:260:37:28

-Was she?

-Yeah, let's go with her.

0:37:280:37:30

-It was all American artists?

-Yeah.

0:37:300:37:32

Around the same time as Band Aid.

0:37:320:37:34

So what about things like...

0:37:340:37:35

Whitney Houston or people like her?

0:37:350:37:38

-Probably. 1985.

-Bobby Brown?

-She wouldn't have been...

0:37:380:37:40

-She wouldn't have been too big though, then.

-Oh, right, OK. Erm...

0:37:400:37:45

Oh, God, Back To The Future, that's really annoying me.

0:37:450:37:49

Erm, what's that one's name

0:37:490:37:50

who plays the mum?

0:37:500:37:51

-Ten seconds left.

-Is it Lorraine something?

0:37:530:37:55

No, that's her name in the actual film, isn't it? Erm...

0:37:550:38:00

We'll just say some of the singers.

0:38:000:38:02

-Yeah.

-Just some American singers.

0:38:020:38:04

OK, time up. What answers are you

0:38:040:38:06

going to give from what category?

0:38:060:38:08

-Tina Turner's going to be wrong now.

-It's all right.

0:38:080:38:11

So, We Are The World artists for all of them.

0:38:110:38:13

OK. And you are going to go for?

0:38:130:38:15

-Tina Turner.

-Tina Turner.

0:38:150:38:17

-Stevie Wonder.

-Stevie Wonder.

0:38:170:38:19

-Michael Jackson.

-And Michael Jackson.

0:38:190:38:21

OK, there we are, three answers. Of those three,

0:38:210:38:23

which is your best shot at a pointless answer, do you reckon?

0:38:230:38:26

-Probably Tina, I think.

-Tina Turner we'll put last.

0:38:260:38:29

-Least likely to be pointless?

-Probably Michael Jackson.

0:38:290:38:31

He organised it all, I believe.

0:38:310:38:33

OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:38:330:38:35

and here they are. We've got...

0:38:350:38:37

Well, best of luck. Now, let's just imagine one of those,

0:38:400:38:43

Tina Turner, let's say -

0:38:430:38:45

your last one, that you thought was probably your best shot -

0:38:450:38:47

what if everyone suddenly forgot her

0:38:470:38:49

and you walk off with that jackpot of £1,250?

0:38:490:38:53

-What would you do with it?

-Well, I bought a house last year

0:38:530:38:55

so every penny I earn sort of just goes into that.

0:38:550:38:59

Windows, carpets, walls.

0:38:590:39:01

Very good. Walls - useful, aren't they?

0:39:010:39:05

Nadia, what would you like to do?

0:39:050:39:07

I was thinking we'd go out for lunch!

0:39:070:39:09

LAUGHTER

0:39:090:39:11

After that, probably a decent holiday.

0:39:110:39:14

OK. Well, best of luck. Your first answer was Michael Jackson.

0:39:140:39:16

In all three cases,

0:39:160:39:18

you've gone for artists featured on We Are The World.

0:39:180:39:20

Only one of these has to be pointless

0:39:200:39:22

for you to win that jackpot. So, for £1,250, let's see how many

0:39:220:39:24

of our 100 people said Michael Jackson.

0:39:240:39:27

Is it pointless?

0:39:270:39:28

Well, it's right.

0:39:310:39:33

Now it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £1,250.

0:39:330:39:36

Michael Jackson taking us down through the 40s, into the 30s,

0:39:360:39:40

into the 20s. Still... 25.

0:39:400:39:42

-Oh.

-That's not bad.

-Not bad.

0:39:420:39:44

-Unfortunately not a pointless answer.

-No.

0:39:480:39:50

-It was never going to be.

-You have two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:39:500:39:54

Your next answer was Stevie Wonder.

0:39:540:39:57

Again, it has to be pointless for you to win.

0:39:570:39:59

-It has to be right!

-It has to be right and then pointless

0:39:590:40:03

for you to win that jackpot. So, for £1,250, let's see how many

0:40:030:40:06

of our 100 people said Stevie Wonder.

0:40:060:40:09

NADIA MUTTERS

0:40:090:40:11

Well, it's right. Michael Jackson was right, took us down to 25.

0:40:140:40:17

Stevie Wonder now taking us down through the 30s, through the 20s,

0:40:170:40:20

passes 25, down into single figures.

0:40:200:40:22

Still going... Oh.

0:40:220:40:24

7! There we go.

0:40:240:40:25

There we go. 7. All moving in exactly the right direction here.

0:40:300:40:34

-Still not pointless, though.

-No.

-One more shot at today's jackpot.

0:40:340:40:38

Your third and final answer was Tina Turner.

0:40:380:40:41

You sure it's right, Tina Turner?

0:40:410:40:43

I'm a really big fan, so it could just be...

0:40:430:40:46

-She's just always there!

-Just always there.

0:40:460:40:48

OK, let's find out. If Tina Turner is right and is pointless,

0:40:480:40:51

it'll win you £1,250.

0:40:510:40:53

Let's see how many people said Tina Turner. Let's see if it's right.

0:40:530:40:57

It is right! THEY GASP IN RELIEF

0:41:000:41:01

Tina Turner's right. Now, Michael Jackson was right.

0:41:010:41:04

Three right answers -

0:41:040:41:05

your first answer, Michael Jackson, took us down to 25,

0:41:050:41:07

which we've passed. Stevie Wonder took us down to 7,

0:41:070:41:10

which we've passed. Down we go with Tina Turner!

0:41:100:41:12

You've done it! CHEERING

0:41:120:41:14

LAUGHING: Very well done indeed.

0:41:140:41:17

What about that?

0:41:170:41:18

Very well done indeed. Superb.

0:41:180:41:21

Excellent.

0:41:220:41:24

Well, that is fantastic.

0:41:270:41:30

You're going to get lunch,

0:41:300:41:32

you're going to get walls for your house.

0:41:320:41:35

It's just brilliant, this, isn't it?

0:41:350:41:36

Oh, congratulations. Tina Turner was a pointless answer,

0:41:360:41:38

which means you go away with our jackpot of £1,250.

0:41:380:41:42

Very well done.

0:41:420:41:43

Yeah, very well played. This is a great jackpot round,

0:41:470:41:49

cos those first two categories, if you know your stuff about music

0:41:490:41:52

or sport, there's loads and loads of good pointless answers.

0:41:520:41:55

Let's take a look at some more We Are The World artists.

0:41:550:41:58

You could have had Billy Joel, Cyndi Lauper, Daryl Hall.

0:42:010:42:03

John Oates, you could have had as well. Latoya Jackson,

0:42:030:42:06

Paul Simon, Ray Charles, Tito Jackson, Waylon Jennings -

0:42:060:42:09

loads and loads of pointless answers on there.

0:42:090:42:11

Very well done if you got one of those.

0:42:110:42:13

Now, the golf - any golf fans would have cleaned up on this round today.

0:42:130:42:16

They've got loads of pointless answers. We'll look at a few.

0:42:160:42:18

You could have had...

0:42:180:42:19

All Major winners,

0:42:210:42:23

all sorts of other people.

0:42:230:42:24

In fact, everyone apart from Faldo, Nicklaus, Ballesteros,

0:42:240:42:27

Player, Norman Langer, Watson, Lyle, Torrance, Graham and Trevino -

0:42:270:42:30

everyone else who made the cut was a pointless answer.

0:42:300:42:33

Back To The Future actors, slightly harder.

0:42:330:42:35

There's a few good answers here.

0:42:350:42:37

Billy Zane would've been a good one.

0:42:370:42:39

He's one of Biff's gang.

0:42:390:42:41

Lea Thompson played the mother -

0:42:430:42:45

-she would have scored you three points.

-Oh.

0:42:450:42:46

The only people who scored points there were Michael J Fox,

0:42:460:42:49

Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover,

0:42:490:42:51

Harry Walters Junior and Claudia Wells.

0:42:510:42:53

Everyone else is a pointless answer, so very well done

0:42:530:42:55

if, like in the studio, you got one at home.

0:42:550:42:58

Thanks very much, Richard.

0:42:580:42:59

Thanks very much again to our winning players, Nadia and Sam,

0:42:590:43:02

who go away with today's jackpot of £1,250.

0:43:020:43:05

APPLAUSE

0:43:050:43:06

Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:43:060:43:09

to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

0:43:090:43:12

-Goodbye.

-..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:120:43:14

APPLAUSE

0:43:140:43:16

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