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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless,

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the show where the aim of the game is to avoid the obvious answers

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and find the obscure ones.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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Hi, I'm Daniel, and this is me mum, Shelagh,

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and we're both from Manchester.

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Couple number two.

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Hi, I'm Hasan, from Liverpool, this is my mum, Leila,

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and she's from Washington, Tyne and Wear.

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Couple number three.

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Hi, I'm Becky, and this is Sandy, my friend and work colleague,

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and we're from Crewkerne in Somerset.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Georgia, this is my housemate Emma,

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and we've come from Sunderland.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thank you very much, all of you. A warm welcome to Pointless.

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Lovely to have you here.

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We'll get to chat to you all in a short while.

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That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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Nobody puts Richie in the corner!

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Well, no, they put him right there.

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya.

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Hi, everybody.

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-Good afternoon. How are you?

-I'm very well, thank you.

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You look very smart. I like the contrasting collar.

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Thank you.

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I very much like the texture on your shirt, Richard.

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You didn't need to say that,

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it wasn't what I was looking for, but thank you.

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-And those shorts you're wearing...!

-Oh, they're good, right?!

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-Gold lame.

-They're actually culottes.

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Nice, isn't it? And go with the shoes.

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And that they always will.

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I say shoes - they're flippers. I am wearing flippers.

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Now, only one returning pair on today's show, on podium one,

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Daniel and Shelagh. Welcome back.

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Fingers crossed we see an awful lot more of you than we did last time.

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Lovely little Round One today.

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-Is it?

-It's cute, it's a cute Round One.

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-Aw! Little, you say?

-Oh, it's normal-sized.

-OK...

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-Yeah, it's no smaller than normal.

-OK, but it's lovely?

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The scores are going to be little, all right, guys?

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-The scores are going to be little.

-Very nice.

-Oh, yeah.

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They probably won't be. They'll probably be normal as well.

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But thank you very much, Richard.

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Peter and Jill, by the way, didn't win the jackpot last time -

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just so we can be clear on that -

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so we add another £1,000 to that.

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So today's jackpot starts off at this.

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£4,000. Look at that.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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Just so it's out there - I have to say it -

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the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated. Best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category this afternoon...

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is...Bears.

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-That's nice, isn't it?

-Yeah. Bears.

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Can you all decide in your pairs

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who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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-Famous bears. Richard.

-Of course it does, yes.

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Seven questions on each pass,

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all clues to famous fictional or real bears.

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You just need to tell us the most obscure, please.

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-14 in all to have a go at at home. Best of luck.

-OK.

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So, let's reveal our first board of clues,

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and here it comes.

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We have got...

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I'll read all of those one last time.

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There we are.

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Daniel, welcome back to Pointless, good to have you here.

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-Remind us what you do, Daniel.

-I'm an executive chauffeur.

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And how long have you been chauffeuring

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-in an executive capacity?

-About two years.

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I was in the motor trade before that, in sales.

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Now, tell me, Daniel, do you wear a peaked cap

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for your chauffeuring duties?

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No, we don't have to do that any more. Just a smart uniform.

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Do you have to pass some sort of exam to get the peaked cap?

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No, I've not heard of anyone having to wear one these days,

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but I'm sure there still is,

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if you have to drive the Queen or something, you might have to.

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You'd have thought. Anyway, Daniel, what about these bears?

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-Fun to do bears, isn't it?

-Yeah, um...

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I do know one that I'm thinking might be a bit obscure.

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The title character of the animated series by Mike Young -

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I'll go for SuperTed.

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OK, SuperTed. Let's see if that's right

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and how many of our 100 people went for SuperTed.

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It's right.

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Oh, that's a good answer. Well done, Daniel.

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APPLAUSE That gets you off to a good start.

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Well played, Daniel. Absolutely.

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Spotty Man was voiced by Jon Pertwee.

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There you are. Thank you very much, Richard.

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Hasan, welcome to Pointless.

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Great to have you here. What do you do, Hasan?

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I'm a bar, restaurant and events manager for a place in Liverpool.

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Oh, now, that's fun. Was it the bar, restaurant and events place

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that took you from Tyne and Wear to Liverpool,

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-or were you already there?

-No, the love of a good woman.

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Ah! Oh, that's nice.

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All the better reason for leaving the North East.

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It was going to have to be something important.

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So, tell me about the bar, restaurant and events place.

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So, it's a place in Liverpool.

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It's very kind of a multifunctional area,

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so we'll do things like Sunday roasts on a Sunday,

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but then we'll do a bingo/rave on Thursdays. It's crazy.

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-A big space?

-Massive space, yes. Three big warehouse spaces.

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I want to go to a bingo/rave.

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-It's great, mate.

-LAUGHTER

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We've had The Cheeky Girls on hosting.

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-Vengaboys were on last week.

-Listen, come on...

-David Hasselhoff.

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-Hasselhoff?

-Hasselhoff did it.

-And The Cheeky Girls?

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-Oh!

-And bingo/rave?

-A bingo/rave.

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-I think so.

-Oh, fantastic.

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Anyway, Hasan, what are you going to go for on our bears?

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I originally was going to go for SuperTed,

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but I'm going to drop the "Super"

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-and go for Ted for the Mark Wahlberg film.

-OK, Ted.

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Let's see if that's right

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and how many of our 100 people went for Ted.

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It's right.

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46 for Ted.

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APPLAUSE

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Yeah, a sequel in 2015 as well, Ted 2,

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which I thought was slightly better.

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It contains the greatest Neil Diamond joke

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in the history of cinema, Ted 2.

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I can't go through it, but if you watch it, you'll see it.

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Sandy, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.

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What do you do, Sandy?

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I'm an account manager, and I work in Somerset on a farm.

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-On a farm in Somerset?

-An organic farm.

-That sounds lovely.

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And organic? So surrounded by wildlife.

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Swallows come flocking down, I should think, in the summer.

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-Cos they don't otherwise.

-Really?

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Non-organic dairy farms, yeah.

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Cos of all the goodies in the cowpats. There you are.

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LAUGHTER

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Non-organic farms don't have that. So, there we are.

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Sandy, what are your interests?

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Horse racing, motorcycle racing. I don't do it. I just watch it.

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You just go and watch other people doing motorcycle racing.

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You can't see much of the race, presumably?

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You just see the tiny bit that happens...

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-Oh, no, I watch it on the TV.

-Oh, good, good. Right.

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-But I would like to go to the TT.

-That would be fun.

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Now, Sandy, bears. Bears, Sandy.

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I only know two, and they're going to be big.

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I'll go for Sooty, for the hand puppet created by Harry Corbett.

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OK, Harry Corbett's hand puppet. Sooty, says Sandy.

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Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

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Very well done.

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46 is our high score at this point.

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62 is our new high score, Sandy.

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Sooty didn't speak, of course, but was interpreted by Harry

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and later Matthew Corbett. That's a nice family business.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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-Emma, welcome to Pointless. Here from Sunderland.

-Yep.

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-What do you do, Emma?

-I'm a fashion-journalism graduate.

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-Have you just graduated?

-Yeah.

-And where did you do your course?

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-Sunderland.

-Very good. And what are you up to now?

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Just looking for a job, doing internships.

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-Are you working at the moment, doing an internship?

-No.

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-In the North East, or...?

-Yeah. Hopefully Newcastle.

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OK, very good indeed. Now, what are you going to go for?

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This board is all yours.

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If you want to go through those bears, fill in all those blanks...

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-I don't think I can...

-..you'd be most welcome.

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I think The Jungle Book is Baloo, but...

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..I'm not sure.

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No, I'm going to go for Lotso for Toy Story 3 bear.

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Lotso. Lotso, says Emma.

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Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Lotso.

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It's absolutely right.

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62 is our high score, 22 our low.

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You pass the high score.

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And you pass the low, as I thought you might.

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Look at that!

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Very well done indeed, Emma. APPLAUSE

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Lotso.

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That's a great answer, Emma. Very well played.

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-It's short for Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear, and he smells of strawberries.

-Mm!

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Shall we fill in the rest of this board?

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Voiced by Phil Harris in Robin Hood

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was Little John.

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Who was a bear, obviously. 5 points for that.

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-The mascot for Children In Need.

-Pudsey.

-Pudsey.

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Very big scorer, Pudsey. 80.

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And it is Baloo,

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and Baloo would've scored you 27 points.

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So Little John, best answer on the board, but Lotso not so far behind.

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We're halfway through the round.

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Let's take a look at those scores. 6.

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Well done, Emma.

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Emma and Georgia are looking very strong at this point.

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Then we travel up to 22 here. Daniel and Shelagh.

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46 for Hasan and Leila

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and then up to 62, Sandy and Becky.

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So, Becky, we need a low score from you to keep you in the game.

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We'll come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put seven more bear clues up on the board,

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and here they are.

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We've got...

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I'll read those all one last time.

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-There we go. Georgia, welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you.

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-Also from Sunderland.

-Yes.

-And what do you do?

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I do magazine journalism, but I've also just graduated as well.

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Were you on the same course together?

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No, mine's magazine, Emma's is fashion.

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And what are your interests? Well, in journalism, particularly?

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What sort of journalism would you like to go on and do?

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I like celebrity gossip.

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-I like writing reviews on music, films.

-Very good.

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What are you up to now? What are you doing having graduated?

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Same as Emma. I'm looking for internships in the North East.

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OK. Very good indeed.

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Now, Georgia, bears. Lovely low score from Emma.

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You're in pretty good shape up there.

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If you can score 55 or less you're into Round Two.

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I don't honestly think I know any of them.

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Um...

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The second one, the train station's name, Paddington Bear?

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Paddington, says Georgia. Here's your red line.

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You have to get below that red line with Paddington.

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Let's see if you can do it.

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APPLAUSE Listen, it's better than 100.

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It's a little bit better than 100. 99 is your total.

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Yeah, his Peruvian name is Pastuzo.

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And Jeremy Clarkson was the first person ever to have

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-a stuffed Paddington Bear, cos his mum invented them.

-Oh, yes.

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There we are. I forgot about that. Thank you, Richard.

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-Now, Becky, welcome.

-Hello.

-Great to have you here.

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-You work alongside Sandy.

-I do indeed, yes.

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-In the organic farm?

-Yes.

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Do you have lots of other businesses as well on the farm?

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It's a site.

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There's lots of other businesses on the same site as us,

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but I work for the organic farming.

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-Very good. So a lot of dairy produce?

-Yes.

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Other sort of farming produce as well,

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or is it largely the dairy stuff?

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Largely the dairy stuff, yes.

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Mm. Nice cheese, I should think.

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-Mmm!

-Mainly milk, actually.

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-Nice milk!

-Yes!

-LAUGHTER

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Mmm! Hm... Enough milk.

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Now, Becky, 62 is your score. 36 or less keeps you in the game.

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-A nice 36-or-less-scoring bear.

-Right.

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There's a few I know,

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but it's trying to guess which one will probably be the lowest.

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I think I'm going to go for the bear that wears a red jumper

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and yellow scarf and say Rupert Bear.

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Rupert Bear, says Becky. Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Rupert Bear.

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There is your red line.

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It's right.

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62 for Rupert Bear.

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APPLAUSE Well, you equal Sandy's score,

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and your total is now 124.

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Yes, Rupert Bear. His middle name is "The".

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That's the one. LAUGHTER

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now then, Leila, welcome.

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-Great to have you here, Leila.

-Thank you.

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What keeps you busy up in Tyne and Wear?

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-Well, I'm retired now.

-What did you do, Leila?

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I used to design and make ladies' clothes.

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-That's fun. Where did you do that?

-Well, I was self-employed,

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so I had my own business.

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That's fantastic. Did you do that from home?

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Originally, yes. I was doing it from home,

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and I started off making wedding dresses, prom dresses,

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evening dresses, that type of thing.

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-Very nice.

-That was when we lived in Manchester.

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When we moved up here, we got a shop and started selling from the shop,

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and then we went into wholesale.

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-Wow. Exciting. Exciting business.

-I did it for 30 years.

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Very good. Now, Leila, you are currently on 46.

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High-scorers now are Becky and Sandy on 124,

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so 77 is your target.

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I only knew two and they've been taken,

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so I'm going to have to make a guess at...

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-..Fred?

-For which one?

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Um...

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-The bottom one.

-The bottom one.

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OK, the titular bear, the Wedlow family bear.

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Fred. Let's see what happens when we say Fred.

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There is your red line.

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That's the red line you would want to get below.

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Let's see what happens when we say Fred.

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Bad luck.

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I'm afraid that scores you 100 points,

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takes your total up to 146.

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Sorry, Leila. Although Fred Bear, it's a good name.

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It's a good name. I'm surprised it hasn't been taken.

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-Yeah.

-Let's quickly write it now.

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-Fred Bear, he's slightly frayed at the edges.

-Yeah!

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-But lovely.

-Sweet.

-Oh...

-Bless him.

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-Aw.

-Little Fred Bear.

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Fred Bear, Shelagh. What about that? Would you buy that book?

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Of course I would.

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Exactly. Fred Bear. Who wouldn't?

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I have great news for you, Shelagh. You are through to the next round.

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It doesn't matter what you score, you are through.

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Shelagh, remind us what your background is.

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I was a tax officer, and I had to retire early.

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And what do you like doing now?

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I just like following Manchester City everywhere.

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That's what I was after, Manchester City.

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And do you go everywhere Manchester City lead?

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Yes, that's right.

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What's the furthest...? China, you said last time.

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China, yes, that's the furthest I've been.

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I've been to Thailand, New York.

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Is there a gang of you who go to them all together?

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Well, I used to go with a gang,

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but now I drag my world-weary husband with me.

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Who isn't as big a City fan as I am.

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-Oh, really?

-No.

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LAUGHTER

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So he was there in Thailand, in China?

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Yes, but he's not there a lot of the time

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because I do have a few other hangers-on

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who I travel with occasionally.

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Very good. Shelagh, you are through.

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It doesn't matter what you score here.

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But have you got a good answer on that board?

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I don't know whether it's a good answer.

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It's an answer!

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Starred with fellow characters Zippy and George in Rainbow -

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was it Bungle?

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Bungle, says Shelagh. No red line for you - you're already through.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Bungle.

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APPLAUSE 69 is your total.

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Well played, Shelagh. Safe and sound there.

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Now, the bear unexpectedly chosen to be a dragon warrior

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-in those films was...

-Po.

-Po, absolutely.

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11 points for that.

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Do you remember the polar bear born at the zoo?

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-Can't remember his name.

-Knut.

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-Oh, Knut!

-5 points for that.

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You all know this one really.

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He's a member of the SAS, starred in Mission Survive.

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-Bear Grylls.

-That was naughty of us, wasn't it?

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42 points for that.

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And it's Gentle Ben, so Ben is the answer to the bottom one there.

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5 points. So Knut and Ben the best answers on the board.

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Thanks very much, Richard. At the end of our first round

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the pair we have to say goodbye to, I'm afraid it's Hasan and Leila

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with their score of 146.

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Oh, that was tough.

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There will be a next time, which is great news.

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We look forward to that very much. Thanks very much, Hasan and Leila.

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APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

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Well done, everyone. We made it through that first bear round.

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Not quite as nice as it sounded like it might've been, but there we are!

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We've all got through it safely,

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like Leonardo DiCaprio in that film, didn't we?

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Well done to Emma for the lowest score of the round with Lotso.

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Fantastic. And best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

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Tennis Players. Can you all decide in your pairs

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who's going to go first and second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many of...

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The top 50 male tennis players of 2015, Richard.

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Simply looking for anybody who's ranked in the top 50

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in the world on the ATP Tour at the end of 2015, please.

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So any of the 50 best male tennis players in the world

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at the end of 2015.

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Thanks very much indeed. So there we are.

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Daniel, who would you like to go for?

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It's unfortunately not my best subject, tennis.

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I'll go for Novak Djokovic.

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Novak Djokovic, says Daniel. Let's see if that's right

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and how many of our 100 people went for Novak Djokovic.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE 29 for Djokovic.

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He was, of course, ranked number one at the end of 2015.

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Won three Grand Slam titles.

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Won the World Tour Finals at the end of the year as well.

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-Thanks very much. Becky.

-Hello.

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Now, Becky, you look happy with this round.

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-No. It's all an act.

-You're just happy generally.

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Becky, what would you like to go for?

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I do watch Wimbledon, but my mind has gone totally blank,

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so I think I'm probably going to have to play it quite safe

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and say Rafa Nadal.

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Rafa Nadal, says Becky.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Nadal.

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Well, interesting to see how he scores

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against Djokovic on 29.

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There we are.

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APPLAUSE

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Yeah, ranked number five in the world at the end of that year.

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It wasn't a great year for Rafa.

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First time in ten years he hadn't won any Grand Slam tournament.

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-Oh, that's got to be disappointing.

-You'd have thought so.

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You'll remember I didn't win any Grand Slams last year.

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-Amazing. And that run's been going on for 45 years now?

-Yes.

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Amazing. You'll break it at some point.

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-I hope so.

-He'll be delighted at beating Djokovic here, though.

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It's the first time he's beaten him for a long time.

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Wouldn't it be lovely if it was 30-all?

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-Aw, that would've been nice.

-A good tennis score.

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Now, Emma, what would you like to go for?

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I only know two more

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and I'm pretty sure they're going to be really high.

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But I'm going to go for Roger Federer.

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Roger Federer, says Emma.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Federer.

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It's right.

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Well, 30's our high score, 29 our low.

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APPLAUSE Look at that. Roger Federer.

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Yeah, ranked number three in the world.

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We're very rapidly running out of the tennis players

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-who everyone's heard of.

-Aren't we just?

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It'll be exciting on the way back down.

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-Won't it just?

-Oh, I am looking forward to that.

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Before we do that, though, let's look at the scores.

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29 the best score of that pass.

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Well done, Daniel and Shelagh.

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I think you'll be into the head-to-head.

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We shall see.

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Then at 30 we have Becky and Sandy,

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then at 50 we have Emma and Georgia.

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So, Georgia, we need a low-scoring answer from you.

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Best of luck with that. We'll go back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, so, Georgia, remember, we're looking for any of the top 50

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male tennis players of 2015.

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They were the only three I knew. This is awful.

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I'm going to have to go for Andy Murray.

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Andy Murray, says Georgia. Andy Murray.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Andy Murray.

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No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.

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It's...

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It's right, I was about to say,

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but I was interrupted by the column. APPLAUSE

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81 that scores you. 131 is your total.

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-You're doing some high scoring in this show, Georgia.

-I know.

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And we're now out of the tennis players who everyone's heard of.

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That's officially the four that we all know.

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-The cupboard is now bare.

-Yes.

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OK. Sandy.

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Do you follow tennis, Sandy?

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-Wimbledon.

-That's enough. That's enough...

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But I'm looking at the legs, not the names.

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LAUGHTER

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That's NOT enough, Sandy.

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That's not...

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I will go with Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.

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Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, says Sandy.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

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There's no red line for you, as you're already through,

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but let's see if anyone said Jo-Wilfried Tsonga,

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let's see if it's right.

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It is right.

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Well, our lowest score so far has been 29.

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You've passed that very comfortably.

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Now, that's what we call a Pointless score. Very well done indeed.

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APPLAUSE 34 is your total.

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Lovely answer. Very well played.

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He was ranked number ten in the world at the end of 2015.

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He's been as high as five, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now, Shelagh, you are also through.

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I'm not sure of the name.

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-Mark Ferrer.

-Mark Ferrer, says Shelagh.

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I'm not sure whether...

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Well, thanks to Daniel's nice low score in the first pass,

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it doesn't matter if you get this wrong, but let's see.

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Mark Ferrer, is that right? And if it is, how many people said it?

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No red line cos you're already through.

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There we are.

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Scores you 100 points, takes your total to 129,

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but it doesn't matter, you are through.

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The surname is absolutely right. It's David Ferrer, the Spaniard,

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number seven in the world.

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But as Xander said, you're safely through.

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Lots of pointless answers. I'll take you through some one-pointers

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cos I know some people will have gone for obscure ones.

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Karlovic would've scored you 1 point.

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Gilles Simon, Muller, Isner, Gasquet, Steve Johnson,

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all of those would've scored you 1 point.

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Let's take a look at some pointless answers now.

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Aljaz Bedene, who is now a UK tennis player, number 45 in the world.

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The Italian Andreas Seppi.

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David Goffin, who people remember that Andy Murray beat

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in the Davis Cup, the Belgian.

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Feliciano Lopez and Fernando Verdasco, both Spaniards.

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Jeremy Chardy of France, a pointless answer.

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Kevin Anderson, the South African, was number 12 in the world.

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Marcos Baghdatis, the Cypriot, and Nick Kyrgios, the Australian,

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who always causes trouble at Wimbledon.

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He's always a lot of fun. Very good pointless answer.

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Lots and lots of other pointless answers as well.

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Dimitrov was a pointless answer.

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My favourite-named tennis player is a pointless answer.

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It was the American Jack Sock, and he was a pointless answer.

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Normally I'd go through the top three highest-scoring answers,

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but believe it or not we've already seen them.

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-Weird, right?

-Strange. Thanks very much, Richard.

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We're at the end of our second round and the pair we have to

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say goodbye to, with their high score of 131, Georgia and Emma.

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Well, we'll see you again next time. We look forward to that very much.

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In the meantime, thanks so much, Georgia and Emma.

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APPLAUSE

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But for Sandy and Becky, Daniel and Shelagh,

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it's now time for our head-to-head.

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Sandy and Becky, Daniel and Shelagh, you're now one step closer

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to our final and a chance to play for that jackpot,

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which currently stands - let's not forget - at £4,000.

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So, here we are in the head-to-head, where we start playing as teams.

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You can chat before you give your answers

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and the first pair to win two questions

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will play for that jackpot. It's exciting!

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Now, Daniel and Shelagh, I think it was Round Two, I think,

0:26:020:26:04

when you left last time.

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So here you are in the head-to-head.

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It's always just such a relief when you get to this bit.

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-It is!

-The pressure is suddenly off.

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And Sandy and Becky, first appearance on the show,

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and straight through to the head-to-head

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as our low-scoring pair, so very well done.

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Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play that head-to-head.

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Here is your first question.

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And your first question this evening is all about...

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Famous ships. Richard.

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We're going to show you five pictures now of famous ships

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which are dry-docked or permanently moored in the UK.

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I just need you to tell us what they are.

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We're going to give you alternate letters from their names as well.

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Thanks very much indeed. So, let's reveal our famous ships,

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and here they are. We've got...

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So there we are. Five famous ships.

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Sandy and Becky, you've been our low scorers,

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so you will get to answer first.

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Feel free to confer.

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THEY CONFER IN WHISPERS

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Um, we're going to go for...

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SS Great Britain.

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SS Great Britain, say Sandy and Becky.

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Now then, Daniel and Shelagh,

0:27:460:27:47

do you fancy talking us through the other ships?

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I think the first one is the Cutty Sark.

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Um... D, HMS Victory.

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We'll go for A, Cutty Sark.

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A, Cutty Sark, say Daniel and Shelagh.

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So we have SS Great Britain and we have Cutty Sark.

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Now, Sandy and Becky went for the SS Great Britain.

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Let's see if that's right for E.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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It is right.

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26 for SS Great Britain.

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Daniel and Shelagh, meanwhile, have gone for the Cutty Sark.

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A, Cutty Sark. Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

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It's right.

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Very well done, Sandy and Becky, after one question you're up 1-0.

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Yeah, very well done.

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Launched in 1843, the SS Great Britain,

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one of the first ships to be made of iron.

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Who's the first person making ships, thinking,

0:28:490:28:51

"I know what I'll make this out of - iron"?

0:28:510:28:53

-That's quite...

-Brunel, wasn't it?

-It was indeed Brunel, yeah.

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He had a load of iron left over from a bridge...

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-Any old iron, or just...?

-It was floating iron.

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-That's what gave him the idea.

-Yeah.

-It was one of those ones,

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he had a load of iron left over from building a bridge,

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and he was in the bath, and some of the iron tipped into the bath

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and it floated, and he was like, "What?!"

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-"Whoa!"

-We know what it's like.

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He's always thinking, he thought, "I'll make a boat out of it.

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"And I'm going to call it the SS Great Britain.

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"And 170 years later, someone will answer it on a quiz show."

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That's what Brunel thought, because he was a very bright man.

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Yeah. Now, there was a pointless answer on here.

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It's not C or D.

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C is, of course, HMS Belfast.

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That would score you 42 points.

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HMS Victory, of course, there.

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And that's 67 points.

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-Have you ever been...?

-To HMS Victory?

-Yeah.

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Do you know, I haven't. Is it nice?

0:29:440:29:46

Well, you'll spend quite a lot of time ducking.

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-I probably won't go, then.

-You might not enjoy it so much.

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I find that quite...

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-I don't think I would've been a very good sailor.

-No, you wouldn't.

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-They're all quite small, boats, aren't they?

-They are a bit.

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-Ah, well. Well, there's your excuse.

-Yes, there is my excuse.

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And B is a pointless answer.

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People who know an awful lot about Nelson might know it,

0:30:050:30:07

people from Hartlepool might know it as well,

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cos that's where it's docked.

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It was Nelson's last-ever frigate,

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and it's the HMS Trincomalee.

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-Wow!

-Built in what is now Mumbai.

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Terrific answer. Very well done if you said that.

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Extraordinary. And that is a word you simply could never make up

0:30:190:30:22

-from looking at the missing letters.

-Exactly.

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That one, it looks like, in the back of it,

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I could probably stand up.

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-You could lie down in it. Lovely!

-Yes, I could...

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Well, I could lie down in any boat, pretty much.

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This is true, Richard.

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-Apart from a canoe.

-Yeah, apart from a canoe.

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No, a canoe, I can. Which is the one...

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Is the canoe the one that's open and the kayak the one that's closed in?

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-I get a bit frightened by kayaks.

-Yeah.

-I would worry.

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I think the life on the ocean wave is not for me. That's what I think.

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I think that's probably true. Thank you anyway, Richard.

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So, here comes your second question.

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Daniel and Shelagh, you get to answer this one first,

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but you have to win this one to stay in the game, so good luck.

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Our second question concerns...

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It's all about the Alps. Richard.

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Simply five clues now to facts about the Alps.

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Can you give us the most obscure answer?

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OK, let's reveal our five Alpine facts, and here they come.

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I'll read those again.

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There we are. Daniel and Shelagh will go first.

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THEY CONFER IN WHISPERS

0:32:050:32:09

Um, we'll go for the fictional orphan girl, Heidi.

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Heidi, say Daniel and Shelagh. Heidi.

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Now then, Sandy and Becky, that board is all yours.

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Do you fancy talking us through it and filling in what you can?

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-No!

-What did you think?

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-You thought the...

-I think the top one's Hannibal.

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And I'm assuming the second one is Mont Blanc.

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-But don't know any...

-But I don't know the others.

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-Which one do you want to go for, then?

-Hannibal?

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-We'll go for Hannibal.

-You're going to go for Hannibal.

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So, we have Heidi and Hannibal.

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Daniel and Shelagh said Heidi. Let's see if that's right,

0:32:410:32:44

let's see how many of our 100 people said Heidi.

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It's right.

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Ooh, popular answer there.

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60 for Heidi.

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60 for Heidi.

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Meanwhile, Sandy and Becky have gone for Hannibal.

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Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Hannibal.

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I have a feeling this'll be close.

0:33:080:33:10

Oh, no! Hannibal wins, look at that.

0:33:100:33:12

48 for Hannibal.

0:33:120:33:14

Very well done indeed, Sandy and Becky.

0:33:140:33:16

That means after only two questions you are through to the final 2-0.

0:33:160:33:19

Very nicely played. Yeah, very well done.

0:33:190:33:22

Heidi... Do you know Heidi's surname?

0:33:220:33:23

-No.

-It's "Hi".

0:33:230:33:25

LAUGHTER

0:33:250:33:28

Yeah. It's a true story.

0:33:280:33:31

Now, Hannibal took 37 elephants over the Alps, and 60,000 troops.

0:33:310:33:37

Yet it's the elephants we talk about,

0:33:370:33:39

even though there's 60,000 troops.

0:33:390:33:40

-I would say that's just as difficult.

-Yeah.

0:33:400:33:42

-Anyone can take an elephant up an Alp.

-Yeah.

0:33:420:33:44

-We could take an elephant up an Alp.

-Well, we have done.

0:33:440:33:47

-Yeah, we did, didn't we?

-Yeah.

-Yeah! And a giraffe.

0:33:470:33:50

-Yeah, the giraffe was tricky...

-The giraffe wasn't happy.

0:33:500:33:53

Well, the giraffe was better at getting up

0:33:530:33:55

-than it was on that sea crossing.

-It wasn't happy at all, was it?

0:33:550:33:57

We should do a documentary for the BBC

0:33:570:33:59

where we take some elephants over the Alps. Don't you think?

0:33:590:34:02

-Mm.

-Or a series of animals.

0:34:020:34:04

Alexander Armstrong's Alpine Menagerie.

0:34:040:34:07

-What about that?

-That's a hit, isn't it?

0:34:070:34:09

-How about that?

-And I'll sit at home and I'll do the admin.

0:34:090:34:12

And do you know what...? OK.

0:34:120:34:15

While you're up Mont Blanc with a rhinoceros.

0:34:150:34:17

LAUGHTER

0:34:170:34:19

Oh, you mean we do it on foot?

0:34:190:34:21

I was thinking we could just bung them on a plane.

0:34:210:34:23

No, you can't put a rhino on a plane.

0:34:230:34:25

-Oh, yeah, they hate flying, don't they?

-They hate flying.

0:34:250:34:27

Also, you can't take sharp objects on a plane.

0:34:270:34:30

This is true.

0:34:300:34:32

-You know what I mean? You can't do it.

-That is true.

0:34:320:34:34

Well, let's pitch it, anyway, to the BBC.

0:34:340:34:36

Well, we kind of have. Just play them this clip, we've got it made!

0:34:360:34:40

-I'm hearing they've said no.

-Ah, right.

0:34:400:34:42

Let's fill in the rest of these. The highest mountain in the Alps,

0:34:420:34:45

I think you would have gone for Mont Blanc,

0:34:450:34:47

and you'd have been right.

0:34:470:34:48

And it's a lower scorer than the answer you gave -

0:34:480:34:50

37 points for that.

0:34:500:34:52

The answer to the snowbombing place is Mayrhofen.

0:34:520:34:56

2 points for that, terrific answer. Well done if you said it.

0:34:560:34:59

And, I mean, if you've got to guess an Alpine country,

0:34:590:35:01

there's not many to guess.

0:35:010:35:03

-Switzerland?

-Correct.

-Ah!

-Well done, got it in one.

0:35:030:35:06

-27 points for that.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

0:35:060:35:09

The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head,

0:35:090:35:11

I'm afraid, Daniel and Shelagh, it is you.

0:35:110:35:13

You have come all this way and done very, very well,

0:35:130:35:16

but I'm afraid this is the end of the road, where we say goodbye.

0:35:160:35:18

Thank you so much for playing. Daniel and Shelagh.

0:35:180:35:21

APPLAUSE

0:35:210:35:24

But for Sandy and Becky, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:240:35:27

Congratulations, Sandy and Becky, you have seen off the competition

0:35:310:35:35

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:350:35:37

-BOTH:

-Yay!

0:35:430:35:45

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:450:35:47

and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £4,000.

0:35:470:35:51

But how exciting.

0:35:540:35:55

2-0 in the head-to-head, no arguing with that, ever.

0:35:550:35:58

And your first and only appearance on Pointless.

0:35:580:36:01

Straight through, like a knife through organic Somerset butter.

0:36:010:36:05

Oh! It's lovely to think that you've come up here from the farm,

0:36:050:36:08

-straw in your hair...

-Driving our tractors!

0:36:080:36:10

Oh, I should hope so!

0:36:100:36:12

Yes, and what were the duties you had to do before you left?

0:36:120:36:15

-Some churning...

-No, we had to shear the cows and...

0:36:150:36:17

-Shear the cows?!

-And milk the sheep.

0:36:170:36:20

Milk the sheep, yes! Yes.

0:36:200:36:22

Cow shearing is a very, very...

0:36:220:36:25

-That's not a job anyone's volunteering for, is it?

-No.

0:36:250:36:28

And how lovely it is to have you here from the depths of Somerset.

0:36:280:36:32

-Shame you didn't bring any cheese for us, but there you are.

-Sorry.

0:36:320:36:34

No, it's fine, it's fine.

0:36:340:36:36

Now, you know what happens in this round.

0:36:360:36:38

We put some impossible things up on a board, very specific,

0:36:380:36:40

and you look at them and have to decide which one,

0:36:400:36:42

and then sometimes, within those, there's something you can answer.

0:36:420:36:45

Let's hope there's something up there.

0:36:450:36:47

Anything you'd particularly like to see?

0:36:470:36:49

-Anything to do with music or film, probably.

-OK, music or film.

0:36:490:36:51

Well, let's see what those choices are for today.

0:36:510:36:54

We have got...

0:36:540:36:55

-TV Soaps.

-TV Soaps.

0:37:050:37:06

TV Soaps. Good, that didn't take you long to answer.

0:37:060:37:09

-Good. Richard.

-There we go. Very, very best of luck.

0:37:090:37:12

If you like your soaps, this might have landed very nicely for you.

0:37:120:37:15

Let's find out. We're looking for the following things.

0:37:150:37:18

We're looking for the name of any actor or actress who appeared

0:37:180:37:21

in any of the Neighbours 30th-anniversary episodes.

0:37:210:37:24

They were the very first episode ever,

0:37:240:37:27

the Scott and Charlene wedding,

0:37:270:37:29

and then a special 30th-anniversary episode.

0:37:290:37:32

We're looking for any character

0:37:320:37:34

who was in the live EastEnders episode in 2015.

0:37:340:37:38

Or we're looking for any character

0:37:380:37:40

who was in Corrie's live episode in 2010.

0:37:400:37:43

-Best of luck.

-Thanks very much. As always, you've got up to one minute

0:37:430:37:47

to come up with three answers, and all you need to win that jackpot

0:37:470:37:50

is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:37:500:37:53

-Yep.

-Think so!

-Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:530:37:56

There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:560:37:57

-Right.

-Who are you going to choose?

0:37:570:37:59

Well, I did watch the Neighbours anniversary ones,

0:37:590:38:01

and that's, like, Alan Dale, Stefan Dennis...

0:38:010:38:05

You know, they're all well-known ones.

0:38:050:38:07

The EastEnders ones, maybe Tameka Empson.

0:38:070:38:10

Oh, good one! That's a good one.

0:38:100:38:12

Danny Dyer, obviously!

0:38:120:38:15

You watch Coronation Street, don't you?

0:38:170:38:19

Yeah, but I can't think of anybody.

0:38:190:38:21

Jane Danson? Jane Danson?

0:38:210:38:23

-Um...

-Who plays Chesney? What's his name?

0:38:230:38:26

Chesney? Oh, I can't think what his name is.

0:38:260:38:28

Who else is in EastEnders?

0:38:300:38:32

-Oh, who plays...

-My mind's gone blank!

0:38:330:38:36

My mind's gone completely blank.

0:38:360:38:38

What's the name of the girl who plays Nancy?

0:38:380:38:41

In?

0:38:410:38:42

-EastEnders?

-Danny-Boy Hatchard?

0:38:420:38:45

I don't know if he was in it. He plays Danny Dyer's son.

0:38:450:38:47

-Ten seconds left.

-Yeah, got that one

0:38:470:38:49

-and Tameka...

-Empson?

-Yeah.

0:38:490:38:51

-What was the other one?

-Somebody from Neighbours.

0:38:520:38:55

Who do you know from Neighbours?

0:38:550:38:56

OK, that is your time up, I'm afraid.

0:38:580:39:00

Never long enough, that minute.

0:39:000:39:01

Let's have your three answers.

0:39:010:39:03

Well, the EastEnders anniversary live episode,

0:39:030:39:06

we're going to say...

0:39:060:39:09

Danny-Boy Hatchard.

0:39:090:39:11

Danny-Boy Hatchard.

0:39:110:39:12

-Also from that one as well, Tameka Empson.

-Tameka Empson.

0:39:120:39:16

Pick one from Neighbours that you'd know.

0:39:160:39:18

I think that would be really random.

0:39:180:39:20

Delta Goodrem - was she in the 30th anniversary?

0:39:200:39:23

-Delta Goodrem.

-Delta Goodrem.

0:39:230:39:25

Now, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:250:39:28

-Go Tameka.

-Tameka Empson.

-OK, Tameka Empson we'll put last.

0:39:280:39:32

Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:320:39:34

-Delta Goodrem.

-Delta Goodrem we'll put first.

0:39:340:39:36

OK, here they are.

0:39:360:39:38

We have got...

0:39:380:39:40

There we are. Well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:430:39:45

-Thank you.

-Three answers on the board.

0:39:450:39:47

Let's hope one of those is pointless and will win that jackpot for you.

0:39:470:39:50

Four grand - that's quite a nice prize to be taken home.

0:39:500:39:52

Sandy, what would you do with your share of that?

0:39:520:39:54

I'd go to the TT, Isle of Man TT.

0:39:540:39:57

-Very good. Becky, how about you?

-I'm a bit of a geek

0:39:570:40:00

and I go to a lot of conventions and signing events,

0:40:000:40:03

so I'd probably put it towards one of my weekends away.

0:40:030:40:06

Very good indeed. Well, best of luck.

0:40:060:40:08

As I say, three answers.

0:40:080:40:10

Your first answer was Delta Goodrem.

0:40:100:40:12

In this instance, we were looking for any of the actors that featured

0:40:120:40:15

in any of the 30th-anniversary specials of Neighbours.

0:40:150:40:18

If this is right and if it is pointless, it will win you £4,000.

0:40:180:40:21

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Delta Goodrem.

0:40:210:40:24

Is it pointless?

0:40:240:40:25

-It's right.

-Well done. Thank you.

0:40:280:40:30

This is absolutely right.

0:40:300:40:32

Maybe a bit of a shot in the dark, but it's right.

0:40:320:40:34

Down Delta Goodrem goes,

0:40:340:40:35

through the 20s and through the teens.

0:40:350:40:37

Into single figures.

0:40:370:40:38

Still going down, still going down...

0:40:380:40:40

Absolutely fantastic!

0:40:400:40:42

Look at that!

0:40:420:40:44

Very well done indeed. Brilliant. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:440:40:47

Very well done. Delta Goodrem!

0:40:470:40:50

What about that? Congratulations. Delta Goodrem, a pointless answer.

0:40:520:40:56

Which means you go home with our jackpot of £4,000.

0:40:560:41:00

Very well done indeed. Superb.

0:41:000:41:02

Yeah, very well done, and you know what,

0:41:050:41:07

it's a stroke of luck she was a pointless answer,

0:41:070:41:09

cos you didn't listen to the other questions properly

0:41:090:41:11

and you gave us the names of actors instead of characters.

0:41:110:41:14

So your other two answers were wrong, I'm afraid.

0:41:140:41:16

It doesn't matter - you won the money!

0:41:160:41:18

So, you gave us Danny-Boy Hatchard, who plays Lee Carter.

0:41:180:41:21

Lee Carter was a pointless answer. Danny-Boy Hatchard, wrong.

0:41:210:41:24

Tameka Empson is Kim Fox, and that was an incorrect answer anyway.

0:41:240:41:27

Let's go through the pointless answers on the different categories.

0:41:270:41:30

Loads of pointless answers here for fans of any of these soaps.

0:41:300:41:33

You can really fill your boots.

0:41:330:41:35

Anne Haddy, who was Helen Daniels, she's a pointless answer.

0:41:350:41:38

Ian Smith, who was Harold Bishop,

0:41:380:41:39

in his many incarnations, he was pointless.

0:41:390:41:42

Peter O'Brien, he was the mulleted heart-throb, Shane Ramsay.

0:41:420:41:46

And Vivean Gray, who was Mrs Mangel.

0:41:460:41:48

Every single answer was pointless, every single actor,

0:41:480:41:51

apart from Kylie and Jason, of course,

0:41:510:41:54

Alan Dale, Stefan Dennis, Guy Pearce, Craig McLachlan

0:41:540:41:58

and Anne Charleston, who played Madge.

0:41:580:42:00

Everybody else was pointless.

0:42:000:42:02

So if you'd said any other actor in one of those,

0:42:020:42:03

you would've won the money.

0:42:030:42:05

Now, these EastEnders characters.

0:42:050:42:07

The big scorers there, Ian Beale, Phil Mitchell,

0:42:110:42:14

Kat Moon, Alfie Moon, Max Branning, of course, Jane Beale,

0:42:140:42:17

Sharon Mitchell, Mick Carter, Bobby Beale, Peter Beale,

0:42:170:42:20

Shirley Carter, they were the big scorers there.

0:42:200:42:22

And Coronation Street,

0:42:220:42:24

again, looking for the names of characters here.

0:42:240:42:26

Again, the big scorers there, Ken Barlow, Steve McDonald,

0:42:320:42:34

Rita Sullivan, David Platt, Carla Connor, Tyrone Dobbs,

0:42:340:42:38

they were the big scorers there.

0:42:380:42:39

But loads and loads of pointless answers in all of those.

0:42:390:42:41

Turned out very, very nicely for you, didn't it?

0:42:410:42:43

Well done, Delta Goodrem, and well done to the two of you.

0:42:430:42:46

Thanks, Richard. Well, thanks once again to our winning players,

0:42:460:42:48

Sandy and Becky, who go away with today's jackpot of £4,000.

0:42:480:42:51

Very well done indeed.

0:42:510:42:53

Join us next time when we'll be putting

0:42:560:42:58

more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:42:580:43:00

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

0:43:000:43:02

And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:020:43:04

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