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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

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and welcome to Pointless, the show where we aim for the obscure

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and we ignore the obvious. Let's meet today's players.

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-Couple number one.

-Hi, my name's Flo and this is my friend Ellie,

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and we live together in Newcastle.

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-Couple number two.

-Hi, my name's Simon, this is my work colleague

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-Billy, and we're from London.

-Couple number three.

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Hi, I'm David, this is my girlfriend Kayleigh and we're from Luton.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Neil, this is my wife Lisa and we're from Birmingham.

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And these are today's contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless,

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lovely to have you here. We'll get a chance to chat to each of you,

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of course, throughout the show as it goes along.

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So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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He is a man who really knows his onions,

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which should come in really handy

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for today's Vegetables That Make You Cry round.

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya. Hi, everybody.

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Good afternoon.

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-Afternoon to you.

-Good afternoon.

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I can tell you, the vegetables that really make me cry -

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-broccoli, cos don't like it.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-All of them?

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Tenderstem, purple sprouting, the lot?

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-Oh, the whole lot.

-The whole family of broccoli.

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You know, I'm over it, I don't cry.

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It's fine. Just, you know, given the choice, I'd probably say no.

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That's all, that's all I'm saying.

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Or a turnip could make you cry, if it...

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-Oh, if someone throws it, yeah.

-Oh, oh!

-Of course it could.

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-HE SOBS Like that.

-Very good acting!

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Not bad, is it? That was a turnip, wasn't it, you could tell by the...

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If I'm honest, I thought it was a swede, but it wasn't bad.

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I would say it's worth a BAFTA, rather than an Oscar.

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Wow. BAFTA - ignore what he just said -

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I see very much as on a par with Oscar.

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-Really.

-You think?

-Yeah!

-How many Oscars have you got?

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-None, yet.

-How many BAFTAs have you got?

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-One.

-Hey, listen, that was when you were with Ben, I'm guessing.

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-Yeah.

-Yeah. Have you ever won any by yourself?

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-No.

-Yeah.

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Now, what a show we had last time.

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We were playing for £8,500 last time.

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David and Kayleigh were on that show, the only pair returning.

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Such an exciting...

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David told us that Queen Elizabeth II started her reign in 1603.

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They joined the 200 club in that particular round!

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Then, Kate and Lynne got through to the final...

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-Yeah.

-For £8,500.

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First answer, one point.

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-Second answer, three points.

-They did so well!

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And I will leave you to tell everybody what happened

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-on the third answer.

-Very exciting indeed.

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Kate and Lynne managed not to win the jackpot,

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so we add another £1,000 to it,

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so today's jackpot starts off at £9,500. There it is.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, if everybody is ready, let's play Pointless.

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All you have to remember is this - the pair with the highest score

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at the end of each round will be eliminated. That is it.

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Very best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category of today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second,

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and whoever is going first, please, step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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-Richard?

-Yeah, on each board,

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we're going to show you seven clues to films,

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all of which have alliterative titles -

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you just need to tell us the most obscure film you can think of.

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Seven on the first board, seven on the second,

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14 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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So, let's reveal our first board of seven clues, and here they are.

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I'll read those all one last time.

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Flo, welcome to Pointless, good to have you here.

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-What do you do, Flo?

-I've just graduated, actually.

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-You have just graduated, from where?

-Northumbria University.

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Within the precincts of Northumbria University, I am Dr Armstrong.

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Really?

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What is up with the world?

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I'm sure it's a lovely place though, Flo, I wouldn't worry.

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-It's a lovely place, actually.

-What are you a doctor of?

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I can't remember.

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-Literature.

-Are you?

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-Yeah.

-Quite right!

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-Now, Flo, what did you do, what degree?

-I did chemistry.

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Chemistry, not a great deal of help here.

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But who knows?

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How about this board here? How are you feeling about it?

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I think there's quite a few I know on there,

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which I was quite surprised by.

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I'm thinking Jim Carrey plays a lawyer, Liar, Liar.

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Liar, Liar, says Flo.

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Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Liar, Liar.

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It's right.

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55.

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Kind of an alliterative score as well, 55.

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Nice start, Flo, well played.

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Teamed up with the same director for Ace Ventura, Pet Detective,

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and Bruce Almighty, as well.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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Now, Simon, a warm welcome to Pointless, good to have you here.

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-What do you do, Simon?

-I'm a firefighter.

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Are you? Now, where do you do that?

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-In London?

-Yeah, in London, I'm based at Fulham Fire Station.

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Is that a nice fire station to be based at?

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It's a listed building so, it's rather beautiful to look at, yeah.

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Very nice. Is it beautiful from the inside, though?

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-It is, when I'm on duty.

-Yes, very good!

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So, what do you tend to do while you're waiting around?

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-Do you play pool?

-We haven't got a pool table, we got a snooker table,

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but times have moved on from that, we now do a lot of training...

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You do a lot of training?

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I mean, you've got photoshoots for calendars,

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haven't you, every other day, I should think?

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Now, Simon, what would you like to go for

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on our board of alliterative film titles?

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I think I know all of them apart from maybe one or two.

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I'll go for the second bottom one, the mother and daughter one,

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and I think that's Freaky Friday.

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Freaky Friday, let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Freaky Friday.

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It is right.

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55 is our only score so far and you pass it.

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31, look at that, Simon.

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Very good indeed.

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31.

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Yeah, Jodie Foster plays the daughter

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in the first version of that film.

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She auditioned to play Princess Leia -

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cos she was under contract to Disney, she couldn't do it.

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Lindsay Lohan plays that role in the remake.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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David, welcome back.

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-Thank you.

-David, we discovered last time... Tell everyone,

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tell the ladies and the gentlemen what it is you do, David.

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I'm a freelance jazz trombonist.

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What about that? Yeah.

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What about that?

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I love that. All the stuff.

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The vib.

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But, yes, you've just recently graduated

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from the Birmingham Conservatoire.

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-Correct.

-How long were you there?

-Four years.

-Four years!

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And you get to try all sorts of different styles of tromboning?

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Yeah, but I studied jazz, so, it was different styles within jazz.

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I see, OK. So, you and classical music left...

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-We have parted ways.

-You parted company some time back.

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-Yeah.

-Very good.

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Now, David, what would you like to go for on our board?

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I think I'm going to go for the Will Smith one.

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-Mm-hm?

-And I hope this is right, but I think it's Bad Boys.

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Bad Boys, says David. Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Bad Boys.

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It is right.

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55, our high score, 31, our low.

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Oh, and you've passed them both, look at that. Down to 25.

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Very well done indeed.

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Well played, David.

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Yeah, it was Michael Bay's first ever feature film,

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has made many since,

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with a huge amount of explosions in each and every one.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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-Lisa, welcome to Pointless, great to have you. From Birmingham?

-Yeah.

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And what do you do, Lisa?

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I'm not working at the moment -

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I was made redundant not so long ago,

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so I'm just enjoying some time out, spending some time with the family.

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Very good. And who's in your family?

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Obviously, Neil, and our two boys, we got a 16-year-old,

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and a son who's eight.

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And what are their names?

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-Jack and Ryan.

-Jack and Ryan.

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Hi, Jack and Ryan. Lisa, this board is all yours,

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-what would you like to go for?

-Um, yeah, I'll go for the, um,

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novel by Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl.

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-"John Jirl" is how I think they pronounce it!

-OK.

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OK, Gone Girl, says Lisa. Let's see if that's right

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and let's see how many of our 100 people said Gone Girl.

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Look at that, 15,

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very well done indeed, Lisa.

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Best score of the pass.

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Yeah, very well played, everyone, on that pass, actually,

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apart from the very lowest scorer, you avoided the biggest ones,

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it's very nicely done. The two biggest scorers are at the top one,

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-which of course is...

-Dirty Dancing.

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Dirty Dancing. That would have scored 59.

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-The ABBA one is the biggest scorer of all.

-Mamma Mia!

-Mamma Mia!

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That would have scored 81.

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Any idea on this last one?

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If you haven't heard of it, you won't guess it.

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It is Pigskin Parade and it's a pointless answer,

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-so very well done if you said that.

-Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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OK, well, we're halfway through the round.

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Let's take a quick look at those scores.

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15, the best score of the pass. Lisa, well done.

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Lisa and Neil, looking like strong contenders for Round Two.

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As I have to say, are David and Kayleigh, on 25.

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And on 31, there, are Simon and Billy.

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55 is where we find Flo and Ellie.

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So, Ellie, you know what we need from you, a nice low score.

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Good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players, please, step up to the podium?

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OK, we're going to put seven more clues

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to alliterative film titles up on the board - and here they are.

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We've got...

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I'll read those all again.

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Neil, a warm welcome to Pointless.

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-Thank you.

-What do you do, Neil?

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I run an audiovisual company.

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Basically I just go round gyms and leisure centres,

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fitting out dance studios with lighting and TVs and whatnot.

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They're quite sophisticated, these,

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and quite often they're integrated into the gym equipment, aren't they?

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It's getting more PC-based now

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so it kind of seems like time is passing me by cos I'm getting old.

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In the old days, it used to be all mixers.

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-Yeah.

-The big, heavy stuff.

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But now it seems to be just the push of a button on a PC

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-and just everything works.

-Now, do you belong to a gym, Neil?

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I don't, no.

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I have a free membership but unfortunately I don't go.

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But spending so much time in the gym must make you feel good.

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Stepping out of the gym, you must think, oh!

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It's not nice when you have to fit a piece of equipment

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on a treadmill that somebody has been on and it's all sweaty.

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-It's not the greatest job sometimes.

-No, I suppose not.

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Now, Neil, there you are on 15.

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Our high-scorers at the moment are Ellie and Flo on 55,

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so 39 or less gets you through.

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I only know one. I'm really struggling with this board.

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It's the last one, the Eddie Murphy one, and it's Dr Dolittle.

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Dr Dolittle, says Neil. Here is your red line.

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If you can get below that, you're into the next round.

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How many people said Dr Dolittle?

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It's right.

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76 for Dr Dolittle.

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Not bad. 91 is your total.

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It could be enough to keep you in.

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Yeah, tougher board, this one, I think, than the first one.

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It contains very few elements from the original books,

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the Dr Dolittle film.

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-Perhaps unsurprisingly.

-Mmm. Mmm.

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Interesting. Thank you very much, Richard.

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Kayleigh, welcome. Remind us what you do, Kayleigh.

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I'm a music student at the University of Nottingham.

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Are you nearly finished at the University of Nottingham?

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Yeah, I've done two years and I'm about to go into my final year.

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Very good. How has it been, Nottingham?

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-Have you had a lovely time there?

-Yeah, I have, I've loved it.

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As a music student, I suppose you're very heavily involved

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in all sorts of music ensembles and things like that?

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Yes, so I do quite a lot of choral stuff outside of my degree.

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-That's fun.

-Do you think when you leave,

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will you go on into professional music, do you think?

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I would hope to but possibly, it's quite a hard thing to get into.

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-You're a cellist, we discovered last time?

-Yeah, and a singer.

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Would you maybe think about moving to the string bass

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so you could accompany David?

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Yeah. Maybe!

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The pair of you, you don't need the rest of the band.

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You've got the bass, you've got the trombone, you've got the kit there!

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Anyway, Kayleigh, there you are on 25.

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Ideally you'd be scoring 65 or less.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm going to go for the Anne Hathaway one.

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I think that's Ella Enchanted.

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Ella Enchanted, says Kayleigh.

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Here is your red line. If you get below that with Ella Enchanted,

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you're into Round Two.

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It's right.

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And you are through. Very well done indeed.

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Ella Enchanted, still going down.

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Look at that, 10.

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35 is your total,

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which I suspect will be the lowest total of the whole round.

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Yeah, very strong answer, well played.

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In fact, both of her films that year, Anne Hathaway,

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she was also in Princess Diaries 2, they're both her as a princess,

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-falling in love.

-Very good. Thank you, Richard. Now, Billy.

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-Hello there.

-Billy, because Simon said work colleague,

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I am guessing you're either a photographer for the calendar

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-or you're also a firefighter.

-I am indeed.

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-A firefighter. Are you at Fulham?

-No, I was in Fulham with Simon

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but I was promoted a few months ago so now I've moved to Dockhead,

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-which is just near Tower Bridge.

-What are the big changes

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at Tower Bridge, Billy, since you left Fulham?

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-It's a brand-new station.

-Oh!

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It was a famous TV show filmed there. Brand-new, new people.

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-Brand-new people?

-Mm-hm.

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They've done it all.

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Shiny new people.

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They've fitted this out immaculately.

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Obviously I've got a little bit more responsibility now

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-so I'm trying to get used to that.

-Good stuff.

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OK, now, Billy, what are the alliterative titles to these films?

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There's a few that I know.

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A few that I don't want to chance a guess,

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so I'll go with something that I think I know,

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which is the trilogy that sees Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne.

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I think it's Batman Begins.

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Batman Begins, says Billy.

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Here is your red line. Get below that with Batman Begins

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and you're through. Let's see how many people said it.

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It is Batman Begins.

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And you are through.

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Very good indeed, 33.

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-64 is your total.

-Well played.

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During the filming of that in Chicago,

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a local motorist panicked when he saw the Batmobile

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when they were filming, drove into the side of it,

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cos he told the police he thought it was an invading alien spaceship!

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-Unbelievable.

-Extraordinary.

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Ellie, welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.

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What do you do, Ellie? I've also just graduated from Northumbria.

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Ellie, what did you graduate in?

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-History.

-History, very good.

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What are your plans for the future?

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At the moment, just saving up money

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and then hopefully going travelling with Flo.

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Oh, that's nice, will you take a year, do you think?

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-A full year?

-Yes, save up some money and then go.

-Very nice.

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Very good, well, have a lovely, lovely time.

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Maybe win this jackpot, that will set you well on the way.

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-Hope so.

-In order to do that,

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you have to score 35 points or less to get through to the next round.

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So, this board is all yours.

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Talk us through it, Ellie.

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OK, well I know two of them

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but I imagine they're going to be quite high-scoring.

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So, the giant ape isn't my answer but is King Kong.

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But I'm going to go for Alan Cumming which is Black Beauty.

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Black Beauty, says Ellie.

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Here is your red line.

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Can you get below that red line with Black Beauty, I wonder?

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Black Beauty.

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You've done it!

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Very well done, 28 for Black Beauty.

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Touch and go there.

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83 is your total.

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Good work, Ellie, and absolutely you chose the right one

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because King Kong is the biggest scorer on the board.

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King Kong would have scored you 86 points.

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The other two answers also would have seen you through.

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The Julie Andrews film, do you know that?

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-Victor Victoria.

-Oh, yes, yes, I remember.

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Would have scored you 22. And Dustin Hoffman?

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-Marathon Man.

-Marathon Man and that would have scored you 13.

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Thanks very much, Richard. So, at the end of our first round,

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the pair that we have to say goodbye to, with a high score of 91, well,

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it was very close. Very close indeed,

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but I'm afraid, Neil and Lisa, you are just out in front, there,

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so we have to say goodbye to you - but we'll see you again next time.

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Look forward to that very much indeed.

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Meantime, thank you so much for playing, Neil and Lisa.

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But for the remaining three players, it's now time for Round Two.

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And so three pairs remain.

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At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair,

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but David and Kayleigh, very well done.

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Our returning pair, there.

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Lowest individual score from you with Ella Enchanted, Kayleigh -

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and lowest combined scores so very, very good indeed.

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They're the ones to beat, I'd say.

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Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

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Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second and whoever is going first,

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please, step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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Male tennis Grand Slam singles champions

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whose surnames contain L, T, or A. Richard?

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Yes, simply looking for any man

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who has won one of the singles titles at a Grand Slam tournament.

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That's the French Open, Australian Open, US Open and Wimbledon,

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whose surname contains one of those three letters, please.

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That's in the Open era, so from 1968 through to Wimbledon 2016.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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-Now, Ellie.

-I don't know any tennis players apart from the obvious.

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So I think I'm going to have to make up an answer.

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-Roger Thompson.

-Roger Thompson.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Roger Thompson.

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No, sorry, not Roger Thompson, I'm afraid.

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An incorrect answer, there.

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100 points.

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Yeah, I mean, he's been in so many finals, Roger Thompson!

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It's extraordinary but you know why he's not the right answer?

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He doesn't actually spell it with a T.

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-Oh!

-No, he spells it with a ph.

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So, we would say Phompson but it's actually,

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he pronounces it Thompson, but it's not how it's written.

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Yeah. Now, Billy?

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I'm going to go for Pete Sampras.

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Pete Sampras. Billy says Pete Sampras.

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How many of our 100 people agree with Billy?

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Look at that, 23 for Pete Sampras.

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Well played, Billy.

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14 Grand Slams for Sampras.

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Won all of them apart from the French.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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-Kayleigh?

-I watch Wimbledon all the time

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so I'm probably going to kick myself

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for not getting anything more obscure, but, um...

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I'm going to have to go for quite an obvious one and say Novak Djokovic.

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Novak Djokovic, says Kayleigh.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

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-Yes.

-Oh!

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Yes, he is spelling it very much Djokovic, isn't he, there?

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I'm afraid that scores you 100 points.

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This catches people out time after time after time.

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It caught me out. As soon as you said it, I thought,

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I looked down to seen how many points Djokovic scored

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and then realises he doesn't have an L, T or an A in his name.

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-I thought it was Djok-A-vic.

-Oh, it's Djok-O-vic I'm afraid.

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-It does sound like Djok-a-vic.

-Djok-a-vic.

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Djok-o-vic. Well, thank you very much.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

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Only two scores between the three pairs.

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23, very much the best score there, Billy and Simon, well done.

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Then 100 is where we find Kayleigh and David, and Ellie and Flo.

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So, Flo and David,

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I would say it's between the pair of you to see who stays and who leaves

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at the end of this round. Best of luck.

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We're going to go back down the line now.

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Can the second players, please, step up to the podium?

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Now then, David, there you are, joint high-scorers on 100.

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Is tennis something dear to your heart?

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Not in the slightest.

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Right. To the extent you have to make up a name

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or to the extent where you have to go for an obvious name?

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I'll either have to make up a name

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or just hope that Andy Murray has L, T or A in his surname.

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Let's see. How many of our 100 people said Andy Murray.

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Yeah, he's got an A.

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He's got an A. Look at that, 52 for Andy Murray.

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-Well done!

-That takes your total up to 152.

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So sneaky of Andy Murray to have that A in his surname,

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it's just hidden away, you wouldn't know it was there.

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-You would not know it was there.

-I know!

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now then, Simon, the good news is, you're through.

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It doesn't matter what you score,

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you'll never overtake the high score of David and Kayleigh.

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What would you like to go for?

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Because we're through, I'm going to go a bit risky.

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I will go for Marin Cilic.

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Marin Cilic. Marin Cilic, says Simon.

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No red line, you're already through.

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Let's see how many how far down the column we get with Cilic.

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It's right. That risk paid off.

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Look at that! 1!

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1, Simon, taking your total up to 24.

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Very well done indeed.

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That's a great answer, Simon.

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Well played. Yeah, won the 2014 US Open, Marin Cilic.

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Went on to form the Cilic People!

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now, Flo, we have a contest on our hands here.

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51 or less is what we need from you.

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How good is your tennis?

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I can only think of one other tennis player that hasn't been said yet.

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-OK.

-I think there is an A in the name, though,

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so, Rafael Nadal.

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Rafael Nadal!

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Rafael Nadal. Here is your red line.

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If you get below this with Nadal, there it is,

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you are into the Head-To-Head.

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How many of our 100 people said Nadal?

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Well, Murray scored 52.

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And Nadal gets you through, look at that!

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Down it goes to 27.

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Very well done indeed.

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127 is your total.

0:24:130:24:14

Yeah, very nice save there. Very well played.

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In fact his surname is 60% As and Ls so he's really

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packing them in, isn't he? Loads of pointless answers.

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I know people will be shouting answers at the screens.

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I'll take you through some of the lowest scorers.

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Three points for Nastase and Krajicek,

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two for Rafter, Stich, Moya and Hewitt,

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One for Thomas Johansson, Petr Korda, del Potro,

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Safin, Chang, Kuerten and Rosewall.

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All of those would have scored you one point.

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Let's took a look now at the pointless answers.

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All of these won French Opens.

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Next page along.

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We've got Mats Wilander who won seven titles.

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Roscoe Tanner, the American.

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Stan Smith, one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

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Won a couple of titles in the Open era.

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You also could have had Costa, Teacher, Orantes,

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Sergo Bruguera and Thomas Muster. Very well done if you said

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any of those, and we've already had the top three answers

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which were Sampras, Nadal and Murray.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard, so at the end of our second round,

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we have to say goodbye, I'm sorry to say, to David and Kayleigh,

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our returning pair.

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Our old friends from the last show.

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This is where we part company - but thank you so much for playing.

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David and Kayleigh, wonderful players.

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But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our Head-To-Head.

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Congratulations, Simon and Billy, Flo and Ellie,

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you're now one step closer to the final

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and let's not forget a chance to play for that jackpot

0:25:420:25:45

which currently stands at £9,500.

0:25:450:25:47

It's always lovely when we get to this point

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cos it's the Head-To-Head -

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it's much more relaxed and you can chat before you give your answers.

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It's all lovely if we forget about that huge sum of money

0:25:570:25:59

that's just waiting in the next round.

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The first pair to win two questions will go through

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and play for that jackpot.

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Best of luck to both pairs - let's play the Head-To-Head.

0:26:040:26:07

Here is your first question, and it concerns...

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-Richard?

-We're going to show you five close up pictures now

0:26:180:26:21

of famous landmarks. We want you to tell us the name

0:26:210:26:23

by which that landmark is most commonly known, please.

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I can't wait to see how close they're going to be,

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these close-ups..

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OK, let's reveal our five close-ups, and here they come.

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We have got...

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There we are.

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Five close-ups of famous landmarks.

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Simon and Billy, you're our low scorers, so you will go first.

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Right.

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OK.

0:27:050:27:06

I think D looks a bit more obscure, doesn't it?

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-D, D, D.

-D? OK.

0:27:090:27:10

We're going to go for D, the Taj Mahal.

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The Taj Mahal, say Simon and Billy, for D.

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Taj Mahal. Now, Flo and Ellie, talk us through that board.

0:27:160:27:20

We're thinking about C. We can't remember the full name of it.

0:27:200:27:23

We think it's Familia... something...

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Can't quite remember. We think B is the Sydney Opera House.

0:27:250:27:30

-Shall we go for B? I don't know E.

-We're going to have to go for B.

0:27:300:27:32

Yeah, we'll say B, Sydney Opera House.

0:27:320:27:35

Sydney Opera House for B.

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So, we have Taj Mahal and Sydney Opera House.

0:27:360:27:39

Simon and Billy said Taj Mahal,

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let's see if that is right for D.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:27:420:27:44

It is right.

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Look at that, 25.

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25 for the Taj Mahal.

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Now, Flo and Ellie meanwhile have gone for the Sydney Opera House

0:27:580:28:00

for B. Let's see if that's right.

0:28:000:28:02

Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:28:020:28:05

It's right.

0:28:080:28:09

Oh, it wins it for you. Look at that!

0:28:120:28:14

Down to 16 for the Sydney Opera House.

0:28:140:28:15

Very well done indeed, Flo and Ellie.

0:28:150:28:17

Not an easy close up to recognise it from, by any means,

0:28:170:28:20

and it means after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:28:200:28:22

That's a good answer. I didn't get the Sydney Opera House.

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Did you? It's a tricky angle, that.

0:28:250:28:27

-Yeah.

-A was the Eiffel Tower, a very big scorer.

0:28:270:28:30

Would have scored you 66.

0:28:300:28:31

You were absolutely along the right lines for C, it's in Barcelona.

0:28:330:28:36

-Yeah, it's the Gaudi.

-It's the Sagrada Familia.

0:28:360:28:39

-That's it!

-It would have scored you 15 points.

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If you can't get the last one, this is what you must do.

0:28:420:28:44

You must look at the television and go like this.

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Got it? The leaning Tower of Pisa.

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That would scored you 18 points.

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Very nice. Thank you very much - so, here comes your second question.

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Well done, Flo and Ellie, you won that one, which means,

0:28:570:29:00

Simon and Billy, the onus is on you to win this next one -

0:29:000:29:02

but they get to answer it first, so, good luck with it.

0:29:020:29:04

Our second question today is all about..

0:29:040:29:06

-Of course.

-Of course.

0:29:110:29:13

We're going to show you five pairs of words now

0:29:130:29:15

which are the French and German names

0:29:150:29:16

for various types of fish or shellfish.

0:29:160:29:18

Can you tell us the English names for them, please?

0:29:180:29:20

OK, let's reveal our five shellfish and fish in French and German.

0:29:200:29:25

And here they are.

0:29:250:29:27

We have got...

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APPLAUSE Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you, I'll read those again.

0:29:470:29:50

So, Flo and Ellie.

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OK, we're going to go for the last one with mussels.

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Mussels, say Flo and Ellie.

0:30:150:30:17

Mussels. Now, Simon and Billy, it's over to you.

0:30:170:30:20

Do you want to talk us through that board?

0:30:200:30:22

Well, we'd like to, yeah!

0:30:220:30:24

We're thinking the top one, cos it sounds like tuna fish to me.

0:30:250:30:29

OK, we're going to go with the top one and tuna fish.

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Tuna fish? Yeah. So we have mussel and we have tuna.

0:30:340:30:37

So, Flo and Ellie went for mussel.

0:30:370:30:39

Let's see if that's right for la moule.

0:30:390:30:42

Let's see how many of our 100 people said mussel.

0:30:420:30:44

It's right.

0:30:450:30:46

72.

0:30:480:30:50

72 for mussels.

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Meanwhile Simon and Billy have gone for tuna, tuna fish for le thon.

0:30:530:30:58

Let's see if that's right,

0:30:580:30:59

let's see how many of our 100 people said tuna.

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It's right. And it wins you the point.

0:31:030:31:06

By quite a way.

0:31:060:31:08

47.

0:31:080:31:10

Very well done indeed.

0:31:100:31:12

Simon and Billy, that means after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:120:31:15

You're back in the game.

0:31:150:31:16

Game on now. It's quite a hard board, isn't it?

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-It is quite hard.

-La crevette, you sometimes see on menus.

0:31:180:31:21

-Crayfish, is it?

-It's prawn.

-Oh, it's prawn.

0:31:210:31:24

So, our 100 did rather well, they scored 22.

0:31:240:31:26

-Le homard, der Hummer?

-Lobster.

-It is lobster, yeah.

0:31:280:31:31

I wouldn't know that. How do you know that?

0:31:310:31:33

11 points for that. And le cabillaud?

0:31:330:31:36

Cod. That somehow scored seven points,

0:31:360:31:39

so, very well done if you said that.

0:31:390:31:41

OK. So here comes the third question. This is the decider.

0:31:410:31:44

This will decide who goes through to the final

0:31:440:31:45

and plays for that massive jackpot.

0:31:450:31:47

Best of luck to both pairs. Our third question is all about...

0:31:470:31:50

Presidential Children.

0:31:510:31:53

-Richard.

-Going to show you a list of first names, now,

0:31:530:31:56

of children of presidents. Just need you to tell us

0:31:560:31:58

which president they were children of, please.

0:31:580:32:01

Best of luck, both teams.

0:32:010:32:02

Thank you very much indeed.

0:32:020:32:03

OK, let's reveal our presidential children, and here they are.

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I'll read those all again.

0:32:250:32:27

So, Simon and Billy, it's over to you.

0:32:410:32:43

Quite tough, but...

0:32:430:32:45

..we'll go for...

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..Chelsea, is the daughter of Bill Clinton?

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Bill Clinton, say Simon and Billy. Bill Clinton.

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Now, then. Flo and Ellie, over to you,

0:32:560:32:59

talk us through that board if you like.

0:32:590:33:01

Well, I'm only certain on one.

0:33:010:33:03

Malia and Sasha I think is Barack Obama's children...

0:33:030:33:06

but we don't know whether

0:33:060:33:08

to sort of go for a bit of a guess of one, or...

0:33:080:33:10

When was Roosevelt?

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-I don't know.

-I don't know either!

0:33:120:33:14

-Shall we just go for it?

-Yeah.

0:33:140:33:16

OK. Margaret, Jessie and Eleanor, we're going for...

0:33:160:33:19

-Is it Theodore?

-Well, there's two.

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There's FDR and there's Theodore.

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Theodore Roosevelt.

0:33:230:33:24

Theodore Roosevelt, say Flo and Ellie.

0:33:240:33:27

Theodore Roosevelt.

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So we have Bill Clinton, and we have Theodore Roosevelt.

0:33:280:33:30

Simon and Billy went for Bill Clinton for Chelsea,

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let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

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It is right.

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78.

0:33:400:33:41

Meanwhile Flo and Ellie have gone for Theodore Roosevelt

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for Margaret, Jessie and Eleanor. Let's see if that's right,

0:33:480:33:51

let's see how many people said it if it is.

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No! Bad luck.

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I'm afraid an incorrect answer, which means, Simon and Billy,

0:33:580:34:00

after three questions you are through to the final 2-1.

0:34:000:34:03

Yeah. Very, very well played.

0:34:030:34:05

Yeah, Chelsea Clinton, very big score of 78.

0:34:050:34:07

Malia and Sasha, which of course you know, is Barack Obama.

0:34:070:34:11

-Would have scored you 43 points.

-Oh!

0:34:110:34:14

43 points would have seen you through.

0:34:150:34:17

Now, let's fill in the rest of these.

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Mary Margaret became famous later in life

0:34:190:34:21

as an author and radio and TV host, as Margaret Truman.

0:34:210:34:24

Harry S Truman was her father.

0:34:240:34:25

Would have scored you five.

0:34:250:34:26

Bird and Baines you can work out, cos Baines is the middle name of...

0:34:260:34:29

-Lyndon B Johnson.

-Yeah. Lyndon B Johnson.

0:34:290:34:31

Would have scored you ten points.

0:34:310:34:33

This is a tough one, very well done if you got this, anyone.

0:34:330:34:36

Woodrow Wilson is the answer there.

0:34:360:34:38

And that was a pointless answer, so terrific work if you got that.

0:34:380:34:42

Thank you very much indeed.

0:34:420:34:43

So the pair leaving us at the end of the Head-To-Head Round,

0:34:430:34:46

I'm afraid it's Flo and Ellie.

0:34:460:34:47

Slightly annoying, isn't it, knowing that you could have done it

0:34:470:34:50

on the Barack Obama answer, there -

0:34:500:34:51

but never mind, we'll see you again next time.

0:34:510:34:53

We'll look forward to that very much. Meantime thanks so much,

0:34:530:34:56

-Flo and Ellie.

-Thank you!

0:34:560:34:57

But for Simon and Billy, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:590:35:02

Congratulations, Simon and Billy.

0:35:060:35:08

You've seen off the competition,

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and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:090:35:12

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:170:35:20

and at the end of today's show the jackpot is standing at £9,500.

0:35:200:35:25

Wow! Well, I mean, you made quick work of that.

0:35:290:35:32

Quick work of that. I mean, obviously by the time people

0:35:320:35:34

watch this it will all have been edited together,

0:35:340:35:37

what the viewers at home won't realise is

0:35:370:35:39

you've actually been called out three times during this show.

0:35:390:35:41

You've been off to fight fires all over London.

0:35:410:35:44

But what would you love to see come up on that board?

0:35:440:35:47

-Simon.

-Music, films, sport.

0:35:470:35:49

OK. OK.

0:35:510:35:52

-Billy?

-Anything that Simon knows, ideally.

0:35:520:35:55

-OK.

-Maybe food...

0:35:550:35:58

-OK.

-..I'm not too bad at.

0:35:580:36:00

All right. Well, listen, very, very best of luck.

0:36:000:36:02

I don't need to remind you what's at stake here.

0:36:020:36:04

Let's see what today's choices look like,

0:36:040:36:07

and let's hope there's something you don't mind up here, we've got...

0:36:070:36:10

What about Phil Collins, do you know anything about that?

0:36:180:36:21

-Him?

-No. But I don't know anything about the others either, so...!

0:36:210:36:24

Scripted reality television, it's stuff like...

0:36:240:36:27

It's Made in Chelsea and all that rubbish, innit?

0:36:270:36:29

-Do you watch it?

-No.

0:36:290:36:31

-Do you watch it?

-A bit.

0:36:310:36:32

All right, OK, then. Cool.

0:36:320:36:35

That's as close as anyone gets

0:36:350:36:36

to admitting they watch TOWIE, isn't it?

0:36:360:36:38

Erm...

0:36:380:36:40

OK. We're going to go for Scripted Reality Television.

0:36:400:36:43

Scripted Reality Television it is.

0:36:430:36:45

-Richard?

-OK, gents, very best of luck,

0:36:450:36:47

What a way to win £9,500 this would be.

0:36:470:36:50

We're looking for any cast member in the first episode

0:36:500:36:53

of the first series of any of these three shows, please.

0:36:530:36:56

So full name of anyone who appeared in the first episode

0:36:560:36:59

of Made In Chelsea, who appeared in the first episode of Geordie Shore,

0:36:590:37:03

or who appeared in the first episode of The Only Way Is Essex.

0:37:030:37:06

So, the full name, please, of anyone in episode one,

0:37:060:37:09

series one of any of those three shows,

0:37:090:37:11

and we all wish you the very best of luck.

0:37:110:37:13

Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:37:130:37:14

As always you've got up to one minute

0:37:140:37:16

to come up with three answers, and all you need to win that jackpot

0:37:160:37:19

is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:190:37:21

Are you ready?

0:37:210:37:22

-Yup.

-Yeah!

-OK.

0:37:220:37:23

Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock...

0:37:230:37:25

There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:250:37:27

Well, first, I don't know nobody in Made In Chelsea.

0:37:270:37:29

-Nor me. Scrap that.

-Right. Geordie Shore...?

0:37:290:37:32

I know... Is it Charlotte Crosby?

0:37:320:37:34

Is it Gaz...

0:37:350:37:37

Gaz...Beadle?

0:37:370:37:40

I think he was in it. Erm...

0:37:400:37:42

Do you want me to tell you what I know from the bottom one?

0:37:420:37:44

-Go on, then.

-Gemma Collins...

-Yeah, not her.

-Obviously Joey Essex.

0:37:440:37:47

-Right.

-Is there one called Arg, or has he got a second name?

0:37:470:37:50

Yeah, I don't know what his first name is.

0:37:500:37:52

That's his name, innit?

0:37:520:37:54

-Arg.

-Oh, is it? I don't know.

0:37:540:37:55

OK, you've got Jessica Wright...

0:37:550:37:57

What's... Chloe something?

0:37:570:38:00

Chloe...

0:38:000:38:01

Sims? Chloe Sims?

0:38:010:38:03

It's not Tims, is it? Chloe Sims?

0:38:030:38:04

I don't know. Chloe Sims could be one.

0:38:040:38:06

Who's the girl who was on, erm...

0:38:060:38:09

the jungle?

0:38:090:38:11

Amy. Amy Childs?

0:38:110:38:13

-Mm-hm.

-She's Essex, isn't she?

0:38:130:38:14

-Is she?

-I think she's Essex, yeah.

0:38:140:38:16

-Ten seconds left.

-So I think we should go Gaz...

0:38:160:38:20

-Beadle.

-Mm-hm.

0:38:200:38:21

-Charlotte Crosby?

-OK.

0:38:210:38:23

The Chloe one's going to kill me.

0:38:230:38:25

-Amy Childs is right, isn't it?

-OK.

0:38:250:38:27

That is your minute up, let's have your three answers -

0:38:270:38:30

and if you could say which category you're answering in each case,

0:38:300:38:32

that would be great.

0:38:320:38:33

OK. So, from Geordie Shore, Charlotte Crosby...

0:38:330:38:37

Charlotte Crosby.

0:38:370:38:39

-..Gaz Beadle.

-Gaz Beadle.

0:38:390:38:42

and from The Only Way Is Essex, Chloe Sims.

0:38:420:38:45

-Chloe...?

-Sims?

0:38:450:38:47

-Chloe Sims.

-OK. Now, of those three,

0:38:470:38:49

which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:490:38:52

I think, if it's right, Chloe Sims.

0:38:520:38:54

Chloe Sims goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:540:38:57

-Charlotte Crosby?

-Don't look at me!

-Charlotte Crosby.

0:38:570:39:01

We'll put Charlotte Crosby first.

0:39:010:39:03

OK, well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then.

0:39:030:39:06

And here they are. We have got Charlotte Crosby,

0:39:060:39:09

we've got Gaz Beadle and we've got Chloe Sims.

0:39:090:39:12

Well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:120:39:13

Three good answers on the board. let's hope they're all right.

0:39:130:39:16

Let's hope one of those will be pointless

0:39:160:39:18

and will win you that jackpot of £9,500.

0:39:180:39:22

Simon, what would you do with your share of that if you won?

0:39:220:39:25

Erm...

0:39:250:39:26

With the majority of the share...

0:39:260:39:29

I would probably take my two kids...probably to New York,

0:39:290:39:32

cos my daughter's big into her drama and her dance

0:39:320:39:34

and she's always wanted to have a look at Broadway.

0:39:340:39:36

-Very good indeed.

-And the rest, I'll just waste it.

0:39:360:39:39

Perfect. Billy, how about you?

0:39:390:39:41

Yeah. After the drinks for the watch,

0:39:410:39:45

probably a holiday.

0:39:450:39:47

Go to the US again.

0:39:470:39:49

Very nice indeed. OK, well, very best of luck.

0:39:490:39:51

Simon and Billy, three answers on the board,

0:39:510:39:53

let's hope at least one of those is pointless

0:39:530:39:55

and wins that jackpot for you. Your first answer was Charlotte Crosby,

0:39:550:39:57

In this case we were looking for cast members

0:39:570:40:00

of the first episode of Geordie Shore...

0:40:000:40:02

If Charlotte Crosby is pointless, you will win £9,500.

0:40:020:40:06

How many of our 100 people said Charlotte Crosby, for Geordie Shore?

0:40:060:40:09

It's right.

0:40:110:40:13

All it has to be now is pointless and you leave here with £9,500.

0:40:130:40:16

Charlotte Crosby takes us down through the 30s.

0:40:160:40:19

Into the teens...

0:40:190:40:21

and we are still...

0:40:210:40:22

Oh! Not quite single figures.

0:40:220:40:24

11.

0:40:240:40:26

Not bad for a first answer.

0:40:260:40:28

11 for Charlotte Crosby.

0:40:280:40:29

Let's move on to your next answer, Gaz Beadle -

0:40:290:40:32

again we're looking for cast members

0:40:320:40:33

from the first episode of Geordie Shore.

0:40:330:40:36

If Gaz Beadle's pointless, he will win you £9,500.

0:40:360:40:40

How many of our 100 people said it?

0:40:400:40:41

Gaz Beadle.

0:40:410:40:43

It's also correct.

0:40:450:40:46

Charlotte Crosby took us all the way down to 11...

0:40:460:40:49

Gaz Beadle now takes us down through the 30s...

0:40:490:40:52

..and through the teens.

0:40:530:40:54

We are into single figures...

0:40:540:40:56

Ooh! 8. 8 for Gaz Beadle.

0:40:560:40:58

We're down into single figures territory here,

0:41:010:41:04

which is very exciting indeed.

0:41:040:41:06

One more shot at today's jackpot, £9,500 -

0:41:060:41:09

and you're putting it all on Chloe Sims.

0:41:090:41:11

In this case we're looking for cast members

0:41:110:41:13

from the first episode of The Only Way Is Essex.

0:41:130:41:15

Chloe Sims has to be pointless for you to win, though.

0:41:150:41:18

Let's find out. For £9,500, how many people said Chloe Sims?

0:41:180:41:21

Oh! Bad luck!

0:41:280:41:29

Two good answers there.

0:41:300:41:32

We'll discover why Chloe Sims was wrong,

0:41:340:41:36

but I'm afraid you didn't manage to find

0:41:360:41:38

that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:380:41:40

so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £9,500.

0:41:400:41:42

That will now roll over onto the next show.

0:41:420:41:44

But what a strong performance right the way through the show.

0:41:440:41:47

Very, very, good indeed.

0:41:470:41:49

And you get a Pointless trophy each to take home in recognition of that.

0:41:490:41:52

So, very well done, Simon and Billy.

0:41:520:41:54

Unlucky, gents, that is unlucky.

0:41:570:41:59

I'd have loved to see you going back to your station

0:41:590:42:01

telling them you won £9,500 cos you knew people who were on TOWIE!

0:42:010:42:05

But, yeah, Chloe Sims was from series two onwards of TOWIE,

0:42:050:42:08

not in that first episode in the first series.

0:42:080:42:10

That's unlucky.

0:42:100:42:11

We'll take you through some of the pointless answers -

0:42:110:42:13

we'll start with Made In Chelsea. You could have had...

0:42:130:42:16

Amber Atherton, Fredrik Ferrier, Funda Onal,

0:42:190:42:22

Gabriella Ellis, Gabriella Tristao or Jackson Kai.

0:42:220:42:25

Well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:250:42:28

Geordie Shore now. Five pointless answers here...

0:42:280:42:31

Also could have had Dan Senior.

0:42:340:42:36

And The Only Way Is Essex, first episode...

0:42:360:42:39

Big Ben Smith, Julie Lloyd, Lauren Lindsay, Matthew Haynes,

0:42:440:42:47

Michael Wood or Sade Ibrahim.

0:42:470:42:49

Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:490:42:51

And what a great performance, gents, in the studio.

0:42:510:42:53

Sorry you didn't walk away with the money.

0:42:530:42:55

Thanks very much indeed, Richard, and thanks very much,

0:42:550:42:57

Simon and Billy, it's been wonderful having you here.

0:42:570:43:00

Sadly, though, they didn't win our jackpot today,

0:43:000:43:02

which means it rolls over onto the next show when we'll be playing for

0:43:020:43:05

£10,500.

0:43:050:43:07

Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:090:43:11

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

-Goodbye.

0:43:110:43:13

..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:130:43:15

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