Episode 34 Pointless

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong, and a warm welcome to Pointless,

the quiz show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players

Liz and Jane, you're our first pair on the show this afternoon. How do you two know each other?

We are sisters. Jane's the eldest. I'm the youngest. There are two more in between.

-Four sisters?

-Yes.

-Wow. That's a formidable team!

-It is.

-Where are you from?

-Devon.

Jane, what are you hoping comes up?

I would love something to do with literature.

-I like reading and I've taught it as well.

-You've taught it?

-Yes.

-So, literature, then.

-Yes.

-I think you're going to do well. Best of luck the pair of you.

Welcome back Sureeni and Olivia. You were on last time. Everyone gets two cracks at the final.

-Remind us how you did last time.

-We crashed and burned, I'm afraid, in the first round.

-What was it?

-Sport.

-Oh, the Commonwealth Games.

-Yeah.

-Olivia, what do you do in your spare time?

-Last year I did the London to Brighton Mini run in my vintage car.

-A vintage Mini?

-Yeah.

-Still going strong?

-Yeah. I love it.

-How about you, Sureeni?

-I sing in a couple of choirs.

-Not just one choir! Two choirs!

-Yes.

-Different choirs?

-Completely.

-One is more church music and the other one more pop.

-Very exciting. Very best of luck to you.

Next, we welcome Bob and Bill. How do you know each other?

We met when we were two. We were playing in our red cars in the street.

We bumped into each other and been friends ever since.

-Exchanged details!

-That's right.

Bob, what's your area of expertise?

I'm a chartered architectural technologist. I draw building plans.

That's posh for Bob the builder.

-That's right.

-Bob the architectural technologist.

-That just doesn't work.

-No.

Very best of luck the pair of you. Finally, Dan and Danny.

-How do you know each other?

-We went to the same university and Danny slept on our floor for four months.

-And you're still friends.

-I know. Can't get rid of him!

-Where were you at university?

-Hull.

-Danny, what did you do at Hull?

-I did sport science.

-Catching(!)

Catching! A bit of throwing, bit of catching!

-Dan, how about you?

-I did British politics.

-LAUGHTER

-All right, Danny. All right.

Let's just see whose degree does them better on the show. The very best of luck to you.

There's one person left for me to introduce.

It's rumoured he has a little black book of his favourite obscure facts.

-I don't believe that! He's my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya.

APPLAUSE AND WHISTLES

-Good afternoon to you.

-The best of afternoons to you, sir.

-How are you?

-I'm very well.

-Should be a good show.

We've only got one returning pair. Sureeni and Olivia got knocked out in the first round.

There's no sport, no literature,

but we have chartered architectural technology in round two!

LAUGHTER

Well, thanks, Richard. We put all our questions to 100 people.

We are after the obscure answers.

Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, an answer none of our 100 people gave.

Each time, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

Nobody won the jackpot last time so we add £1,000.

Today's jackpot starts at...

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Right, let's play Pointless.

In the first round, each of you gives me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

Whichever team has the highest score will be eliminated.

An incorrect answer will score the maximum of 100 points.

Our first category is...

Can you decide who's going to go first and second?

Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

as many U2 singles as they could.

U2 singles. Jane and Liz just couldn't be happier(!)

-Richard.

-Everybody looks delighted(!)

Any single released by U2 or which features them as co-artist to reach the UK Top 40

up to the start of 2011.

-There are 40 answers on the list.

-OK, thanks, Richard.

Liz and Jane, you drew lots, and you get to go first.

-You lucky things, Jane(!)

-LAUGHTER

-Does this mean anything to you?

-No. I get my U2s and UB40s muddled up!

I wouldn't know, really, if I've got the right one.

-But I've got one in mind.

-OK. Very good.

-Red Red Wine?

-Red Red Wine. I see what you've done there!

LAUGHTER

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Red Red Wine.

You're hoping to score as few points as possible. Let's hope it's correct. Red Red Wine.

-Bad luck!

-I knew it!

I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer and you score the maximum.

-Richard, am I correct in thinking a U2 was a rocket?

-It was a spy plane.

-A spy plane. Yeah, that's right.

-That's very unlucky, Jane.

-At least you know why you got it wrong.

-Yes!

-You got U2 and UB40 mixed up.

Turning up to the DSS with a spy plane!

Now, then, Olivia. Remember, we are looking for U2 singles.

Hello Hello. I can hear it in my head going round. I'm not sure if that's what it's called.

Hello Hello. Let's see if that is a correct answer and, if it is, how many people said it.

Bad luck.

That also is an incorrect answer and you score the maximum of 100 points.

-Richard.

-Sorry, Olivia. I'll explain why that's incorrect at the end.

At least you've made Jane very happy.

We've never had four 100s in a row before.

Not till now!

-Come on, Bob!

-I've got some U2 albums and I can't think of a single!

Bob the technical architect, come on!

I really can't... Goodbye.

-Goodbye?

-Yes. As opposed to Hello Hello.

Can we fix it, Bob?

Yes, we can.

Listen, Bono. If you're watching...!

LAUGHTER

Let's see if it's a correct answer and how many people said Goodbye.

-Yup!

-LAUGHTER

That is an incorrect answer.

You also score the maximum of 100 points.

It really is going very well indeed.

I know all U2 watch the show, they watch it together.

The Edge will be in front of the TV, "Guys, come here. They're doing us!

"Let's find out which of our songs is most popular."

Now they'll be sitting there, the champagne going slightly flat,

going, "Why don't we release singles called Goodbye, Hello Hello and Red Red Wine?"

Bob, you just made the Edge cry.

-LAUGHTER

-Now, then. Dan.

What's the most obscure U2...?

Do you know what? Just name a U2 single!

-A U2 single.

-U2 are my mum's favourite band. I feel I should know this.

There's one I think I know but it might be the name of an album.

I'm considering going for a safe one after the display we've had. No offence, guys!

Um... I'll risk it.

Joshua Tree?

-Joshua Tree.

-I've just seen his face. It looks bad.

Welcome to Pointless history.

LAUGHTER

Will your mum be watching, Dan?

Probably, yeah.

Let's see if The Joshua Tree is a correct answer and how many people said it. Good luck.

LAUGHTER AND GROANS It is an album, though.

-Isn't it?

-I don't...believe it.

Did you all just have an agreement before the show started?

"Do you know what? Shall we all just get maximum scores?"

There you are. You scored the maximum of 100 points.

-Look at that! Richard.

-Yeah.

Everyone's got the wrong answer for slightly different reasons.

The Joshua Tree is a U2 album.

Let's refocus. None of us will ever speak of that again.

OK, get a series of pointless answers and cheer U2 up.

We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores.

LAUGHTER

You are all on 100 points!

One of you is leaving us at the end of this round. You have only yourselves to blame.

We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places on the podiums?

OK, we are looking for singles by a band called U2.

Right, I think I've just about remembered one.

Linked in with football. I think it was a theme tune to a highlights programme. Beautiful Day.

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Beautiful Day.

Well done, Danny.

Very well done.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

That scores you 19.

It takes your total up to 119.

-Excellent.

-A single released by U2!

I was beginning to think they hadn't released any.

Beautiful Day they used as a theme to The Premiership on ITV.

-Phew.

-Bill.

We have a high scorer now.

Danny and Dan on 119. If you score 18 points or less,

you will be through, for sure, to the next round.

Bill, I bet you know some U2 songs.

One I definitely know is a U2 single.

Probably one of the first ones they ever did.

-Er... In The Name Of Love.

-Here's your red line coming in.

Let's see if In The Name Of Love gets you below that red line.

Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

It's correct.

Well done, Bill. Brilliant answer!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

That's a bit more like it. It scores you three points.

It takes your total to 103.

It's Pride (In The Name Of Love). Very good answer. Well done.

We are looking for U2 Top 40 singles, Sureeni.

You are on 100 points. Our high scorers are Danny and Dan on 119.

I think, seeing as Olivia started with... I'm going with Vertigo.

-I think she was thinking of that song.

-Vertigo?

-Yeah.

Let's see if Vertigo's right and how many people said Vertigo.

Well done, Sureeni.

Very well done, indeed.

APPLAUSE

That scores you six and takes you up to 106.

-Richard.

-Well played, Sureeni. It's like old-school Pointless.

When people got right answers. A Number One from 2004.

-I think that's what Olivia was thinking of. The chorus starts "Hello, hello."

-Now, then, Liz.

This is the moment of truth, where Danny and Dan, Liz and Jane

tussle to see who will be leaving us at the end of this round.

-I've got one in my head. With Or Without You is what I'm saying.

-With Or Without You.

I'm so glad you didn't say, "I always get confused between U2 and the Goombay Dance Band!"

LAUGHTER

We're looking for U2 singles. You are saying With Or Without You.

You have to score 18 or less.

There's your red line. Below that, through to the next round.

Good luck, Liz.

It's right.

Oh, my goodness!

Very, very well done.

You had to score 18 points.

You did score 18 points. Very well done, Liz. That takes you to 118.

-Richard.

-Very well played, Liz, and everybody on that second pass.

Insult to injury to Dan and Danny, it's from The Joshua Tree album.

There were lots of pointless answers here. Let's look at some of them.

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me was a Number Two.

As was City Of Blinding Lights. Discotheque was Number One.

Three more Top Ten hits here...

..Fire was their first single.

It's the only pointless answer not to be a Top Ten hit!

Judging by the standards here, very well done it you named ANY U2 single.

So, at the end of Round One, the losing pair with the highest score is Dan and Danny. The Dans.

So, listen, your short time on Pointless, first time round.

You'll be back. You'll be back. What has it taught you?

-Don't bring him with me next time.

-LAUGHTER

Listen, we will get all your sport and politics next time round.

We say goodbye now, but thanks so much for playing.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

For the remaining pairs, it's time for Round Two.

Only two pairs can make it through to the head-to-head.

One of the three teams will leave us at the end of this round.

OK, our category for Round Two is...

Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?

Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

Our Round Two question this afternoon concerns...

We're about to show you a list of quotes said by or commonly attributed to famous people.

-We asked 100 people to tell us who said them. Richard.

-Six quotes on each pass.

The more obscure the quote, the fewer points you'll score.

If you give us an incorrect answer, you'll score 100 points.

I almost never give clues, but after the first round I'll say one thing.

-None of them were said by Bono.

-LAUGHTER

So we are looking for the people who most famously said these quotes.

Here we go...

..I'll read them one more time...

..Liz, there are the quotes.

Let's find a nice obscure one and attribute it to somebody correct.

I think "Ich bin ein Berliner" was said by JF Kennedy.

JF Kennedy, "Ich bin ein Berliner", let's see if that's right.

And if it is, how many people knew that answer, JF Kennedy.

Yes, of course.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Scores you 33. Richard.

He said it to West Berliners after the Berlin Wall went up.

It's quite a low score, but some of that's explained by the fact that 17 thought Hitler said it.

Now then, Olivia. How comfortable are you with that selection?

Fairly confident, but I'm beginning to doubt myself.

What's going on there?

I'm going for, "I have nothing to declare except my genius".

-Which I think was Oscar Wilde.

-Oscar Wilde.

Let's see if it's right and how many people knew that answer.

Well done.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Very well done. 22 for that.

-Richard.

-Reportedly said by him in 1882 at New York customs control.

But no evidence that he did ever say it.

There we are.

Here are the quotes. You just have to supply me with the author.

-Bill.

-Right, I think I know three of them.

-Which are they?

-"I have a dream" - Martin Luther King.

"The lady's not for turning" - Margaret Thatcher.

"The eagle has landed" - Neil Armstrong.

"I live and die by my serve", I imagine is a tennis player.

I can't think who. I think I'll go for Neil Armstrong.

-Neil Armstrong and...?

-"The eagle has landed."

Neil Armstrong and "The eagle has landed".

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, what it scores you.

It's right.

Best score so far!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Very well done.

I suspect it's a low score because he's more famous for saying,

"One small step for man. One giant step for mankind."

Maybe people forgot "The eagle has landed."

You're quite right to choose that one...

Any clues on "I live and die by my serve"?

Yes. That was Bill Gates. It was one of their early dial-up sets.

My Serve. And he said, "I live and die by My Serve."

LAUGHTER

No. It's actually Larry Mullen, the drummer from U2.

-Was it Pete Sampras?

-It is Pete Sampras, yes.

Very well done if you got that at home.

We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

That last answer from Bill and Bob, 19.

Lovely low score.

Olivia and Sureeni looking very good on 22.

Jane, you have to find a really nice low-scoring answer to get through.

We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places on the podium?

We're going to put six more quotes up on the board. Here they are...

..Let me say those again...

..We are looking for the people who famously said these quotes.

Bob, you're the low-scorers. The high-scorers are Jane and Liz.

To be absolutely sure of going through the head-to-head, you want to score 13 or less.

OK, um...

I do know, think I know, a few of those.

Finding the most obscure is difficult.

I'll go for "I have the heart and stomach of a King."

Which was Elizabeth I.

"The heart and stomach of a King" - Elizabeth I.

If you get below that red line with Elizabeth I,

you are through to the head-to-head.

Let's see if she did say that and, if she did, how many people said it.

18! Very good score! That takes your total up to 37.

APPLAUSE

Said in an address to troops at Tilbury

in 1588, when a Spanish invasion was imminent.

-Sureeni.

-Yes.

-The high-scorers are now Bob and Bill on 37.

You are on 22.

If you can score 14 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.

I'm going to go for "We're more popular than Jesus now."

John Lennon.

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people knew that quote.

Quite a well-known one. Takes your total to 55.

Richard.

It's a correct answer, Sureeni, and keeps the pressure on Jane.

"We are more popular than Jesus now" is something that Bono was saying,

but he may have to reconsider.

Thanks very much, Richard.

Now then, Jane. The high-scorers are Sureeni and Olivia on 55.

You have to score 21 or less with this answer.

I think I know all of those.

"They think it's all over. It is now" is Kenneth Wolstenholme.

"We shall fight on the beaches" is obviously Churchill.

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" was Muhammad Ali.

"Any colour, so long as it's black" was Henry Ford.

I'll go for Henry Ford, "Any colour, so long as it's black."

You have to score 21 or less. Here's your red line.

If Henry Ford can get you below that red line

you are through to the head-to-head, good luck.

Let's see if it's right and how many people said Henry Ford.

It's right.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Surprisingly high score there. 34.

That takes your score up to 67. Richard.

Unlucky, Jane. You got every single one right.

-One of those answers would have kept you in the round.

-Which one?

"They think it's all over. It is now." Ironically.

-It is now, isn't it?

-It was Kenneth Wolstenholme.

The other two were big scorers, though...

Thanks very much, Richard.

At the end of Round Two, the losing pair with the highest score,

it's Liz and Jane.

-That makes it a bit harder, knowing Kenneth Wolstenholme.

-Well...

-It does really, if I'm honest!

-It's a very well-known quote.

I'm old enough. I watched the World Cup Final on television and I remember him saying it.

We will see you next time. We'll look forward to that.

Thank you, meanwhile, for playing.

For the remaining pairs, things get even more exciting in the head-to-head.

Bob and Bill, Sureeni and Olivia, you've made it to the head-to-head.

Only one player can play for the jackpot

which currently stands at...

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

You go head-to-head on the best of three questions.

Each pair gives just one answer, and you are allowed to confer.

Score less than the other pair and you will win that question.

The pair that gets first to the best of three will play for the jackpot.

-Let's play Pointless.

-APPLAUSE

OK, here is your first question.

We gave 100 people 100 seconds

to name as many...

..as they could.

Richard.

We're looking for any of the nine squares between "Go" and "In Jail" on the standard UK Monopoly board.

We won't accept "Just Visiting" on the "In Jail" square.

Any of the nine squares between "Go" and "In Jail".

Thanks, Richard. Bob and Bill, because you've played best so far,

you get to go first.

The nine Monopoly squares between "Go" and "In Jail".

-LOW VOICES

-Old Kent Road...

-Whitechapel.

Whitechapel.

-Whitechapel?

-Yeah.

-Sureeni and Olivia.

We think Old Kent Road is the first one.

We're not sure of the second dark brown.

There are three light blue ones.

-What about the station?

-King's Cross?

-I thought Charing Cross.

I always get those two mixed up with Harry Potter.

What do you think? Angel Islington?

-The Angel Islington.

-Shall we go for that?

-Yeah.

-We're going for Angel... Angel OF Islington?

-Angel Islington.

-Angel Islington.

-The Angel Islington. OK.

So, we have Whitechapel and we have the Angel Islington.

Bob and Bill, Whitechapel. Let's see if it's correct and how many people said Whitechapel.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Sureeni and Olivia have gone for the Angel Islington.

Let's see if it's right and how many people said the Angel Islington.

-CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-Very, very well done.

The Angel Islington scores you just nine.

-It's one-nil to Sureeni and Olivia. Richard.

-Two good answers.

Whitechapel, we accepted. It's Whitechapel Road.

The Angel Islington is where the people from Waddington's sat down

to work out what locations to use.

There's a couple of low scorers here...

..King's Cross station, not Charing Cross...

..The other one you were thinking of, Old Kent Road, 42.

Here is your second question. Bob and Bill, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

Sureeni and Olivia, if you win this, you are straight through to play for that £2,250 jackpot.

Here is your second question.

We gave 100 people 100 seconds

to name as many...

..as they could. Richard.

Any of the seven people who've been the presenter of the Film programme from Film '71 to Film 2011.

We won't accept stand-ins for individual episodes,

but seven hosts from '71 all the way through to 2011.

OK, Sureeni and Olivia, you go first on this one.

CONFER IN WHISPERS

-Go on!

-We're going to go for Claudia Winkleman.

-Claudia Winkleman?

-Yeah.

OK, Bob and Bill, Claudia Winkleman is off the table.

We know a couple of them.

-We're going to go for Barry Norman.

-You're going for Barry Norman?

-Yeah.

Claudia Winkleman from Sureeni and Olivia.

Barry Norman from Bob and Bill.

Claudia Winkleman, let's see if that's right and how many people said that.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

26.

Now, Bob and Bill.

You've gone for Barry Norman. Let's see if that's right and how many people knew Barry Norman.

Oh, well done, Bob and Bill!

-CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-That was what you needed.

Barry Norman beats it, 24 to 26.

After two questions, you are absolutely like as you lie, Richard.

It's been very close on both questions.

There's three obvious ones, but four slightly less obvious.

There's three pointless answers as well, from the early days.

Joan Bakewell presented briefly in '72 and '73.

Jacky Gillot was the original presenter of Film '71.

Frederick Raphael, the writer and author, was also pointless.

Danny Leigh, the Guardian film critic

who co-hosts with Claudia Winkleman, scored one point. Then Barry Norman.

He presented for 26 years...

OK, here is your third question.

Whoever wins this question will be through to the final

and playing for that jackpot of £2,250. Good luck.

Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds

to name as many...

..as they could. Children of "Brangelina".

-Richard.

-We're looking for any of the six children born to or adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

With the adopted kids, we're looking for the names as they are now,

as of the start of 2011.

Thank you very much indeed.

Bob and Bill, you are going to go first.

We're not very good at celebrities. THEY WHISPER

That'll do.

David. LAUGHTER

-David Gelina.

-Yeah.

You're going for David. Sureeni and Olivia.

I don't know any.

A-herm!

I know that... I think she had Maddox or Lennox or both.

I know that her and Brad Pitt had Shiloh.

I think there's twins, and I think the girl's called Vivienne.

Let's go for one you're definitely sure.

-Shiloh.

-Shiloh.

-Shiloh, you're going to say.

We have David and we have Shiloh.

Whoever wins this question is through to the final to play for that jackpot.

Bob and Bill went with David.

-THEY LAUGH

-You never know!

Sometimes you do know.

LAUGHTER

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said David.

-GROANS

-Who's have thought(?)

Bad luck, Bob and Bill. Sureeni and Olivia, you have gone for Shiloh.

All that matters is that it is right and you are through to the final.

Very well done.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

11. That's academic. It only had to be right, and it was right.

Sureeni and Olivia, you are through to the final.

-Richard.

-Yeah, Madonna had an adopted child, David, of course.

Just the wrong celebrity, that's all.

There are the twins at the bottom...

..Zahara on six...

Well, the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Bob and Bill.

It was very, very close. Extremely exciting...in the first two questions!

-Sadly, we went a bit off piste.

-It's a fair cop, guv. They played better than us. Good luck.

Well, we'll get to see you next time, which we look forward to.

-Meanwhile, thanks very much.

-CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

For Sureeni and Olivia it's time for our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £2,250.

Congratulations, Sureeni and Olivia.

You fought off the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot which stands at...

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Now, the rules are very simple.

Find a Pointless answer, an answer that none of our 100 people can think of.

We haven't had any pointless answers today. You only have to find one now.

Firstly, you choose a category from these three options. Here we are...

..British actresses, opera or fashion.

You're a design student, so fashion would be on you.

-Opera, I'd rule out cos I only know the obvious ones.

-I agree.

-I think British actresses.

-Yeah. I think.

Yeah. British actresses.

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

..as they could. Richard.

Any feature film for which Julie Walters received an acting credit

or voice credit for animated films.

We're not looking for short films, TV films or documentaries.

Any feature film starring Julie Walters.

There are 30 films on the list, up to the beginning of 2011.

Thank you. You now have one minute to come up with three answers.

All you need to win that jackpot of £2,250 is for one of those to be pointless.

Your 60 seconds start now.

Billy Elliot, the Harry Potter series.

-Educating Rita was her first film.

-Yeah.

-She was really good in that.

-Has she done any voice acting?

-She probably has. She's really recognisable.

Educating Rita. Which Harry Potter was she in?

-All of them.

-What's an unusual Harry Potter film?

Goblet Of Fire? I don't know.

What's the American one?

That's the Philosopher's Stone. Yeah.

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.

We need a third one.

-Prisoner Of Azcaban. Shall we go for The Goblet Of Fire?

-Yeah. And what? Prisoner Of Azcaban?

-Then do you want to go for Educating Rita?

-Yeah.

-She was really... It was an amazing film.

-Can't think of any others.

-Apart from the really obvious.

-Billy Elliot.

-That's too obvious.

-Yeah.

Five seconds left.

OK, that's your minute up. I now need your three answers.

We were looking for Julie Walters films.

We're going to go for the Harry Potter series, The Goblet Of Fire.

-Goblet Of Fire.

-Educating Rita.

-Educating Rita.

-What was the third one?

-Another Harry Potter one.

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.

Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless?

-Educating Rita.

-We'll put that last.

Which of the two Harry Potters shall we put first?

Um, probably The Goblet Of Fire.

Goblet Of Fire, Philosopher's Stone, Educating Rita. We'll put them up in that order.

We have...

..Two Harry Potter films in your trio.

We're looking for Julie Walters films.

This was the answer you had the least faith in.

You only have to find one pointless answer to win that £2,250 jackpot.

Let's see if The Goblet Of Fire is right and, if it is,

how many people said Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire.

Wow! And there we are! Turns out not to be a correct answer.

Unfortunately, that's not a pointless answer. Bit of a surprise.

-Maybe we just don't know who Julie Walters is!

-Maybe she's not in Harry Potter!

-Sureeni, does anyone?

-LAUGHTER

Here's your second answer. Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.

Now we know that she wasn't in The Goblet Of Fire, how are we feeling?

She has to be in the first one.

-They say goodbye when they go to Hogwarts.

-I'm assuming.

They're quite young in the first one so they'll need a parent!

Let's hope it's right and, if it is, nobody said it.

This is your second answer, The Philosopher's Stone.

This has to be pointless to win the jackpot.

Let's see how many people said it.

That's more like it!

Wow!

Time to take stock of our position.

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone scored only four points.

Who knows what they know about Educating Rita?

-£2,250, what would you do with that?

-We want to go to New York.

-Yeah. We'd spend the money on a holiday.

-Very, very good.

We only have one more chance to win that jackpot of £2,250.

Educating Rita, it's riding on that. We're looking for Julie Walters movies.

This was the answer you had the most faith in. This for that jackpot of £2,250.

Let's see if Educating Rita is right and, if it is, how many people knew that answer.

Well, it's right.

Oh, no!

Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that crucial pointless answer.

You don't win today's jackpot, which rolls over to the next show.

You have been amazing contestants and you take home our pointless trophy.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-So, Richard.

-Very well played throughout.

Educating Rita was the most popular answer of all followed by Mamma Mia,

Billy Elliot and Calendar Girls.

Goblet Of Fire was the only Harry Potter film she wasn't in,

but they all scored much the same as Philosopher's Stone.

Let's take a look at the pointless answers. There were a fair few...

..Dreamchild, she plays a voice of a dormouse...

..Intimate Relations and Just Like A Woman,

she plays a landlady in both.

Mickybo And Me, she's Mickybo's mother.

Prick Up Your Ears, the Joe Orton biog. She plays HIS mother.

Stepping Out with Liza Minnelli.

Titanic Town, she plays a Belfast peace campaigner.

-Very well done if you said any of those.

-Thanks, Richard.

Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you Sureeni and Olivia. Thank you so much for playing.

APPLAUSE

Nobody's won our jackpot which means it rolls over onto the next show, where we will be playing for...

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

Join us to see if someone wins it.

-It's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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