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Thank you! Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

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where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players.

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First we welcome back Becky and Kay. This is your second time on the show.

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Everyone gets two shots. Remind us what happened last time.

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We went out in the first round, which was a bit gutting. It was football.

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-What categories are you hoping for?

-Oh, anything kind of TV, film, life and times of Bill Murray.

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-That kind of thing.

-You've got a Bill Murray fixation.

-I do, yeah.

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After the last show, I was asked to sign a photograph...of Bill Murray.

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OK, well, good luck. Let's hope Bill Murray and all those other categories come up.

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-Next we welcome back Charles and Peter. Charles, what do you do in your spare time?

-Am dram.

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-Really?

-Yes, I've just appeared as the dame in Jack And The Beanstalk.

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I would have given excellent money to have seen that!

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-A lot of people do.

-And we thought we were up for an Oscar for appearing in The King's Speech.

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-You did?!

-Yes! My face is blurred, but it's me.

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-LAUGHTER

-That's fantastic.

-And then there's Charlie.

-Even more blurred!

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-It's still me.

-Very best of luck.

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Next we welcome Rick and Elle. How do you two know each other?

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We're married, husband and wife. Known each other 25 years and been married 22.

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-I met him at a pub.

-Where are you from, Rick?

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-We now live in Glasgow. We've been there for seven years.

-Welcome. Great to have you here.

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-Finally, Mark and Martin. Welcome. How do you know each other?

-Well, we're both police officers.

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We work in a village just outside Swansea in South Wales.

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Please tell me you sit in a car together and ask each other pointless questions.

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-For the last couple of weeks we have!

-The very best of luck to you. We'll find out more about all of you.

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There's only one more person to introduce. He's the Sherpa who guides us to the peak of obscurity.

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-I love these lines! He's my Pointless friend. He's Richard.

-Hello.

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Yes.

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-Hiya.

-The Sherpa. I'm guessing you carry everything...

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-..on your forehead. I think that's what Sherpas do.

-I don't think so!

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Don't they have a strap? And a big thing there they carry like that?

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-Isn't that right?

-LAUGHTER

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Shall we get on?

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We've got two returning pairs - Becky and Kay were very unlucky.

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Football came up. Sometimes subjects absolutely trip you up. They did well, but got knocked out.

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And Charles and Peter as well. I knew I recognised you. I loved you in that film.

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And two strong new pairs. It's going to be awesome.

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We put all our questions to 100 people before the show, but we're after the obscure answers

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that those 100 people didn't get. The fewer people got the answer, the better your chance of winning.

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You're trying to find a pointless answer that none of the 100 gave.

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Each time that happens, we'll add £250 to the jackpot. Nobody's won it yet this series,

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so we add another £1,000 to last time, so today's jackpot starts off at...

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Right. Let's play Pointless.

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Right. Each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

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Whichever team has the highest score at the end is eliminated.

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OK. Our first category is...

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Mythology. Can you decide who's going to go first and who's going to go second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

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as many Greek and Roman deities as the could.

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-Richard?

-Very simple. The correct answers are gods and goddesses from Greek or Roman mythology.

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-Very, very best of luck.

-OK, now Becky and Kay, you all drew lots before the show.

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-Today you get to go first. Is that good?

-No! We really didn't want to go first again!

-Ah.

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Well, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers in each pass.

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The first set of seven answers looks like this.

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Now at least one of those answers is pointless, but there's also at least one incorrect answer.

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Pick that and you score the maximum of 100 points.

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-So, Kay...

-Yeah.

-There's your list.

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How good is your mythology?

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-Classical mythology.

-Mine's pretty bad.

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Becky studied Classics for A-level so I'm hoping she'll redeem us on the second go.

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Fingers crossed!

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Fingers crossed, fingers crossed.

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Erm...

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I think I'll go for...

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Aphrodite.

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Aphrodite. There's Aphrodite right at the top.

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Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

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Well, it's right.

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Not bad, Kay.

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21!

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Not a bad score at all for Aphrodite.

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-Richard?

-Very safe start, but well done. The Greek goddess of love and beauty, Aphrodite.

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-Very good indeed. So, Charles...

-Yes, sir.

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Classical mythology.

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Er...

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-I shall play safe.

-OK.

-And go for Poseidon.

-You're going to go for Poseidon.

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Let's see if it's correct and how many people said it.

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Down it goes. Very good answer, Charles!

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Poseidon scores you 15.

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-Richard?

-Absolutely right. He's the Greek god of the sea.

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And star of The Poseidon Adventure.

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OK, thanks very much, Richard.

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-Elle?

-Hiya.

-Elle, hello.

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There is at least one pointless answer. Remember, we are looking for Greek and Roman deities.

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There's one on there I know, but I think it'll be the top answer.

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So I think I'll risk it for a biscuit

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and I think I'll go with Cronus.

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Cronus. Let's see if Cronus is correct and how many people said it.

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It's right!

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Elle, I think this might go all the way down.

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Very well done! A brilliant answer.

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Cronus scores you one point! Richard?

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Very well played, Elle. Cronus is a Greek god concerned with agriculture.

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-Good. Now, Martin...

-LAUGHTER

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-Is this a good subject for you?

-Not at all.

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However...

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Proximo, that rings a bell in some sort of gladiator movie to me.

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So I'm going to take a calculated guess on Vulcan.

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Very good. Very good indeed. Let's see if it's correct and how many people said Vulcan.

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Well done, Martin.

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Well done!

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Extremely well done, Martin. Vulcan's a pointless answer.

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It scores you nothing and adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total to £9,750.

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Very well done. Vulcan, Richard.

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Very well played. The Roman god of fire and the forge.

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Apollo, a Greek god, would have scored 24.

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Martin cleverly sidestepped Proximo. That's Oliver Reed in Gladiator.

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So it was an incorrect answer. Now Aristides is actually Alex Reid. It's his middle name.

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-LAUGHTER

-Who says we don't do highbrow on this show?

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-So that was an incorrect answer.

-There we are. Let's take a look at the scores.

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A fabulous low-scoring round. 21 from Kay. Who'd have thought that would be highest?

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Charles and Peter, not terribly far behind on 15.

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Then Elle, fantastic answer with Cronus.

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Rick, keep that up and you'll be safe.

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And Martin, a fabulous piece of reasoning and your reward is no points.

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OK, can the second players take their place at the podium?

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OK, we're going to put another seven answers on the board.

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We want Greek and Roman deities. And we have got...

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I'll just read those one more time: Hermes, Roussos, Zeus,

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Persephone, Mars, Hades and Vesta.

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At least one of those answers is pointless and there is also at least one incorrect answer.

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Try to avoid those.

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-Mark, Martin scored a pointless answer.

-He's started us off well, but put me under a bit of pressure.

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-A little bit of pressure.

-A couple of them I think I know,

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possibly, so I'm going to try and play safe

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-and go with Hades.

-You're going to go with Hades.

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-Do you know who Hades might be?

-Something to do with the underworld, death, possibly.

-Very good.

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OK, well, if you can score 20 or less with Hades, you are definitely through.

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There's your red line.

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Let's see if it's right and how many said it.

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It's right.

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Very well done, Mark. 14!

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It scores you 14 and gives you a total of 14. You're comfortably through. Richard?

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Well played, Mark. The Greek god of the underworld. South Wales police know it, but can't arrest him!

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Rick, you are currently on one. If you can score 19 or less, you are definitely through

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to the next round. What do you think?

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OK, not one of my favourite categories, I must admit,

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but I think after studying it a little longer,

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I think I'm going to go with Vesta.

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You're going to go with Vesta.

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There is your red line. If you come below that red line,

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you are through to the next round. How many people said Vesta?

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Very well done, Rick.

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Down it goes.

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You're through to the next round.

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Fabulous low score, Rick. You've equalled Elle's low score.

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-One takes your total to two. Richard?

-Very well played. The Roman goddess of the hearth.

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In the Temple of Vesta in Rome, there was a perpetually-burning fire, attended by Vestal Virgins.

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-Brilliant.

-It's just a fact. Not a joke, just a fact.

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It's good. OK, thank you very much, Richard. Now then, Peter...

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-Yes.

-You have your work cut out here. The high scorers remain Becky and Kay on 21.

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If you can score 5 or less, you are through to the next round.

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Remember we are looking for Greek and Roman deities.

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At the risk of being beaten up by my brother in the car park...

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-And that happens. He'll do that.

-..I'll hazard a guess at Hermes.

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OK, you're going to go for Hermes.

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There's your red line. Quite low.

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But Hermes might get you below there.

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It's right.

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Down it comes. Becky and Kay watching very carefully.

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13 that scores you. That takes your total up to 28.

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That's a very good score. It's thrown a lifeline to Becky and Kay, though. Richard?

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Well played, Peter. Good answer. Hermes is the messenger of the gods.

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OK, we are looking for Greek and Roman deities. So, Becky,

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you're on 21. Peter and Charles are on 28. All of these scores are fantastic.

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If you can score 6 or less, you are going to go through.

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Well, I know all bar one and the one I don't know is Roussos, so I'll say that's the false one.

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And I'll say Persephone because she's definitely less known than Zeus or Mars.

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You must score six or less. There's your red line.

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Below that, you are through to the next round.

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Let's see. Persephone.

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It's right.

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Very, very well done! That's a pointless answer.

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It scores you nothing, it leaves your total at 21 and it adds £250 to today's jackpot,

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taking us up to five figures - £10,000!

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Very, very, very well done. It also sees you through to the next round. Richard?

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Very well played, Becky. Persephone is the queen of the underworld.

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Let's take a look through the rest. Becky took us through it perfectly.

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Zeus, we know, is father of the gods. He would have scored 68.

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Mars is the Roman god of war. He would have scored you 32.

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And Roussos is incorrect. Demis Roussos is a Greek singer.

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-A god to some.

-A god to some, yeah.

-LAUGHTER

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Thank you very much, Richard. So the losing pair...

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This is devastating news for all of us. Peter and Charles.

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-Shot down in flames.

-What would you have liked to have come up?

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-The history of Peter and Charles Butterworth would have been all right.

-That's Round Three!

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That's in the head-to-head.

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Anyway, you've been fantastic contestants. Thank you for playing.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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There's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head, so one team leaves at the end of this round.

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The category for Round Two is...

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Film Awards. Becky and Kay are grinning.

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Now can you all decide who is going to go first and who will go second?

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Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

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OK, so the question concerns...

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In this round, we have a list of films. We asked 100 people to tell us who won the Razzie Award

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for Worst Actor or Actress for their performance in those films. Wow. Richard?

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The Golden Raspberries or Razzies are like the anti-Oscars.

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They "honour" the worst films, worst actors and so on.

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We'll give you six films. You tell us which actor or actress won the Razzie for that film.

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The more obscure the answer, the fewer points you score. An incorrect answer scores 100.

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-See if you get all six at home.

-Wow. So who won the Razzie Award

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for Worst Actor or Actress for their performance in these films?

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Here is our list. It reads like this.

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So then, Becky.

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Erm, I do know all those films.

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-You might be able to select a likely winner.

-Yes. I...

-Good.

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I think... It might be a bit of a risk.

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-I'm going to say Battlefield Earth and John Travolta.

-Very good indeed.

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Let's see if that is correct and how many people knew that. Battlefield Earth, John Travolta.

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Faultless piece of reasoning there, Becky.

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Down it goes to six! What a fabulous score!

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Very well done, Becky.

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-Richard, Battlefield Earth.

-Yeah, very good answer.

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It also won the Worst Picture as well. It then won Worst Film of the Decade

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and has recently won Worst Film in the history of the Razzies.

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-LAUGHTER

-If you haven't seen it, what more recommendation do you need?

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Thank you, Richard. So, Elle...

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I recognise a couple of the films and probably could think about who the actors were in it.

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So I'm going to hope the 100 people were really young

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and Rambo III might not have been on their first list and I'll go with Sylvester Stallone.

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How many people said Rambo III, Sylvester Stallone? Is it correct?

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It's right!

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41.

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A surprisingly high score, Elle, but it was right.

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-That's all that really matters. Richard?

-Yeah, better than 100.

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-Sylvester Stallone is the most nominated actor in Razzie history.

-LAUGHTER

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He has been nominated 30 times.

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-And he's won 10 times.

-Wow.

-He must be a very proud man.

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OK, thank you very much, Elle. Now, Mark...

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-Have you seen any of the remaining films?

-I've seen Big Daddy.

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I'm surprised it won a Razzie because I quite enjoyed it.

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I don't know how sad that makes me.

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Catwoman, I haven't seen that. Or Basic Instinct 2.

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So I think I'll have to plump with Big Daddy

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and Adam Sandler.

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Adam Sandler for Big Daddy. Is it correct? How many people said it?

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It's right!

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Still going down.

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11!

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Good answer, Mark. Adam Sandler. Richard?

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Well played. He won the Razzie in 2000. Let's look at the other answers.

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Basic Instinct 2 was, of course, Sharon Stone.

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It would have scored 28 points.

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Catwoman, from 2005, was Halle Berry.

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And Showgirls was Elizabeth Berkley and would have scored 3 points.

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-Very well done if you got all those.

-OK, let's look at the scores. We're halfway through.

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Becky and Kay, what a fabulous low score there. Six points.

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Then Mark and Martin, 11. Not bad.

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Now, Rick, Elle scored 41. That wasn't a terrible answer.

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It's probably what I'd have gone for, but you are the high scorers

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by some margin. 30 points clear of your nearest rivals.

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You'll have to find a low answer.

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Can the second players take their places at the podium?

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We're going to put six more films on the board and here they are.

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I'll read those one more time.

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We are looking for the actor or actress who won the Razzie Award

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for Worst Actor or Actress for their performance in those films.

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Martin, what sort of films do you like?

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I do like action films.

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There's a few up there I've seen and quite enjoyed, in fact.

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There are a few up there I really liked.

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It's between two and I'm going to go for GI Jane, Demi Moore.

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GI Jane, Demi Moore. Well, you're on 11.

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If you can score 29 or less, you'll be through to the next round. There's your red line.

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Let's see if Demi Moore can get you below that red line.

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Let's see if it's correct, GI Jane, Demi Moore, and if it is, how many people said it.

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It's right.

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Oh, it's good. It's got you through to the head-to-head.

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29 that scores you, taking your total up to 40.

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APPLAUSE

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-Richard?

-Yeah, very well played. It's got you through safe and sound. GI Jane, it's a Ridley Scott film.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now then, Rick, you are the high scorers.

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You have to find a pointless answer, ideally,

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to have any hope of making it through to the head-to-head.

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What's that board looking like to you?

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There's only one other film on there that I think I know the answer to.

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And that's Armageddon.

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And I think that was Bruce Willis.

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Rick is saying Bruce Willis for Armageddon. Let's see if he's right

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and if he is, let's see how many people said it.

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You have no red line, obviously, because you are the high scorers.

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It's right.

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You want this to go as low as it possibly can.

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15, that scores you.

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It takes your total up to 56.

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-Armageddon, Richard?

-Yeah, well played, Rick. I quite like Armageddon.

-Yeah.

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But Bruce Willis... I think they recognised him for a number of other films.

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I think he was due a Worst Actor Award.

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-Very good. Thank you very much. Now then, Kay, the stage is set.

-Yes.

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Remember, we are looking for Razzie Award Winners.

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I believe that the film Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot was...

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I think it was Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty,

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so I guess it's going to have to be Sylvester Stallone.

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I'm really sorry if we go out on that because I should be better at this.

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That's not bad. If you can score 49 or less with this answer, you are through to the head-to-head.

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Your red line is nice and high.

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-Yeah, if it's right.

-If it's right, it should get you below that red line.

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Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot, Sly Stallone.

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Let's see how many people said it.

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It's right.

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And it gets you through to the head-to-head. Very well done, Kay. Very good indeed.

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Bad luck, Rick and Elle. Very well done, Kay and Becky. That scores you 14, giving you a total of 20.

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-Richard?

-Yes, Stallone again. Well played, Kay.

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He said in 2010 Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot is the worst film he'd ever made.

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-It's the worst film Sylvester Stallone has ever made. That is quite something.

-Wow!

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Let's look at the other answers.

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Under The Cherry Moon, who do you think won a Razzie for that?

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-Is it that Prince film?

-Prince is exactly right.

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That would've scored you 3 points.

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Prince won three Razzies - Worst Actor, Worst Director and Worst Song.

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That's a good night for Prince.

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All About Steve, any ideas?

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-No.

-That's 2010. It would have got you 1 point. It was won by Sandra Bullock.

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-We did know that. She picked it up the day before she won her Oscar.

-An Oscar for The Blind Side, yeah.

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I shouldn't imagine she's too worried.

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-And The Blair Witch Project, the lead actress in that?

-I...

-It's a tough one.

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-It's a pointless answer - Heather Donahue.

-Thanks very much, Richard.

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At the end of Round 2, the losing pair with the highest score, I'm afraid, is Rick and Elle.

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Oh, dear, the Razzies. Terrible films not your forte?

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-No.

-No.

-Did you know the pointless answer, Rick? Heather Donahue? Come on(!)

-No, I'm afraid I didn't.

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Well, a great shame to be saying goodbye to you so early on, but we will see you again next time

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because everyone gets two shots at the Pointless final

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when I hope you make it to the head-to-head and maybe further.

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-Thanks very much for playing. Great contestants.

-Thank you. APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.

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Very well done, Becky and Kay, Mark and Martin, you've made it to the head-to-head.

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Only one pair can make it to the final and play for today's jackpot

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which currently stands at an unbelievable £10,000.

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APPLAUSE

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Now that's a jackpot! You'll go head-to-head on the best of three questions.

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For each question, each pair needs to give me one answer,

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but the great news is you are now allowed to confer.

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You have to come up with an answer that scores less than your opposing pair's answer to win that point.

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The pair who get the best of three will be playing for today's jackpot.

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Let's play Pointless.

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And here is your first question.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many official languages of Switzerland as they could.

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Official languages of Switzerland, Richard?

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Yeah, we're looking for any of the four languages

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recognised by the Swiss government as being officially spoken in that country

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up to the start of January 2011.

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Becky and Kay, because you've played best throughout the show so far, you go first.

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We are looking for the official languages of Switzerland.

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WHISPERING

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-You're better on this than I am, so we'll go with that.

-OK, Becky?

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-I think I'm going to say Italy, Italian.

-Italian?

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-Yes.

-Right, Mark and Martin, Italian has gone.

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We'll try a safe bet, hoping that they are wrong,

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on...

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English?

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Safe bet...English?

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LAUGHTER

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OK...

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We are going to go with Italian for Becky and Kay.

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Let's see if that's correct and if it is, how many people said Italian.

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It's correct.

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34.

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APPLAUSE

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Mark and Martin have gone for English.

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Let's see if it's correct and if it is, how many people said English.

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Oh!

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Bad luck. I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer.

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So after one question, it is one-nil to Becky and Kay. Richard?

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Yeah, unlucky, guys. The Swiss don't speak English. I don't think the Germans would let them.

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There are four languages, three of which are fairly well known, and one obscure one which is Romansch.

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It's various dialects that are spoken, mainly derived from Latin.

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It would've scored you 9 points. There's Italian - 34,

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German - 71, that's the most spoken in Switzerland, and French right at the top there - 76.

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Here's your second question.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many Monopoly stations as they could. Monopoly stations, Richard?

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Quite simple, this one. Just any of the railway stations on a standard UK Monopoly board.

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Right, well, Becky and Kay, you are up one-nil.

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If you win this point, you are straight through to the final to play for that £10,000.

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Mark and Martin, you answer first.

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WHISPERING

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-We're going to plump with Fenchurch Street.

-OK, Fenchurch Street.

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-Becky and Kay, what do you reckon?

-Marylebone's our best one.

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-I thought it would be more obvious than Liverpool Street.

-Liverpool Street?

-Yeah.

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We'll go with Liverpool Street.

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So, two streets, Fenchurch and Liverpool.

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Mark and Martin went Fenchurch first. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

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Very well done. It's correct.

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34.

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APPLAUSE

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Becky and Kay, do you think that's a score you can beat?

0:31:290:31:34

-We wanted to go for Fenchurch.

-That's the best.

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Liverpool Street - let's see if it's correct and if it is, how many people said it.

0:31:370:31:42

APPLAUSE

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After our second question, it is now one-all. Very exciting. Richard?

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-Well played, Mark and Martin, but Fenchurch Street wasn't the best answer.

-Oh, no.

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-You'd be in the final now if you had gone for Marylebone.

-Oh, no!

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Marylebone would have scored you 32 points, Fenchurch Street 34,

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King's Cross 44 and Liverpool Street was the most popular answer of all on 47.

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OK, here's your third question.

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I need hardly remind you that whoever answers this question the best

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will be through to the final and playing for £10,000. OK...

0:32:270:32:32

We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many nicknames of The Spice Girls as they could.

0:32:350:32:42

-Richard?

-We're looking for the official nicknames of the five members of The Spice Girls.

0:32:420:32:48

Which of those is the most obscure?

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Right, Becky and Kay, you get to go first. That could be a tactical advantage.

0:32:500:32:55

WHISPERING

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OK, we're going to go with my instinct on this one.

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Just because if we go with mine, obviously, I...

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We're going to go with Sporty.

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-You're going to go with Sporty?

-Yeah.

0:33:090:33:11

-Mark and Martin?

-At least we agree on one this time.

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-I think Ginger Spice.

-You're going for Ginger Spice.

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OK, we have Sporty, we have Ginger.

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Who knows which way this is going to go? But whoever wins this goes through to the final.

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Sporty was the first name given. Let's see how many people said Sporty Spice.

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79.

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They're all going to be high-scoring.

0:33:390:33:42

-Yeah.

-There are five of them. Everybody knows them.

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Mark and Martin, you have gone for Ginger.

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This for a place in the final and a chance to win that £10,000 jackpot.

0:33:510:33:55

Oh, it's done it. It's done it!

0:34:000:34:02

-APPLAUSE

-Wow, by six points!

0:34:020:34:05

Wow! After three questions, Mark and Martin have won so narrowly, two-one. Richard?

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Very well played, guys. Let's take a look at all five of them. Those were the best two answers.

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Ginger there with 73,

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Sporty, 79, Scary, 83,

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Baby, 85, and Posh with a very, very high score there of 94.

0:34:280:34:34

OK, so the losing pair at the end of our head-to-head round... I'm so sorry, Becky and Kay.

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Such wonderful contestants. You've lit up the game both times you've played it.

0:34:400:34:45

I'm sorry we don't see you in the final. That was a good head-to-head.

0:34:450:34:50

-We listened to the wrong person's instinct on each question.

-I said Ginger, you said Marylebone.

-Yeah.

0:34:500:34:56

All the way through, you've played fantastically well.

0:34:560:35:00

-Thank you for playing. You've been lovely contestants.

-Thanks.

0:35:000:35:04

-APPLAUSE

-Good luck, guys.

0:35:040:35:06

But for Mark and Martin, it's now time for our Pointless final and the chance to win £10,000.

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Congratulations, Mark and Martin. You've fought off the competition

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-and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. Very well done.

-Thank you.

0:35:240:35:29

Now you have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot which at the end of today's show stands at £10,000.

0:35:330:35:40

APPLAUSE

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To win that money, you just have to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people could think of.

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We've had two pointless answers today. Martin, you got one of them.

0:35:510:35:55

All you have to do now, to go home with that £10,000, is to think of another pointless answer.

0:35:550:36:01

First, though, you've got to choose a category from these three options.

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This is always the tough bit.

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None of them are very good for me.

0:36:150:36:17

-Martin?

-Science - certain parts of science I'd be good at.

0:36:170:36:22

-World Politics... No.

-Go with whatever your gut feeling is.

0:36:220:36:27

-American...Actresses?

-American Actresses.

0:36:270:36:30

-Yeah.

-You're going to go for American Actresses.

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Let's find out what the question is.

0:36:340:36:37

We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many Cameron Diaz films as they could.

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That's not as bad as it could be. Richard?

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Any feature film made for cinema release for which Cameron Diaz received an acting credit,

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including voice-overs. We're not accepting short films or TV films or things where she played herself.

0:36:530:36:59

There are 32 films on that list.

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We're looking for films up to the start of January 2011.

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You have a minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:070:37:10

All you need to win that £10,000 is for just one answer to be pointless. Your 60 seconds start now.

0:37:100:37:17

-She's in Shrek. She does the voice for the Shrek films.

-Good one.

0:37:170:37:21

-Obviously, Something About Mary. That's quite obvious.

-Yeah.

-A lot of people have seen that.

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I'm struggling now.

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-Was she in Charlie's Angels?

-Charlie's Angels.

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And Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, that was the second one.

0:37:340:37:38

Um...early ones. What early ones has she been in?

0:37:390:37:43

Gosh, I'm struggling.

0:37:430:37:45

What have we got? We've got Shrek, Shrek Forever After.

0:37:460:37:49

-Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

-Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

0:37:490:37:53

-Something About Mary is too obvious. It's going to be up there, isn't it?

-Yeah.

0:37:530:37:58

-Can you think of any others, Mark?

-To be honest, my mind's gone blank with Cameron Diaz.

0:37:580:38:04

-I think we might be struggling to get a pointless one here.

-Yeah.

0:38:060:38:10

-All the ones we've got are quite obvious.

-Five seconds.

0:38:100:38:14

-We'll go for those three, then.

-Full Throttle, Shrek Forever After...

-Yeah.

0:38:140:38:19

-What's the other Shrek one? Shrek.

-OK, that's your time up. We are looking for Cameron Diaz films.

0:38:190:38:25

I now need your three answers.

0:38:250:38:27

-Go, Mark.

-Um...

0:38:270:38:29

-Shrek Forever After.

-Shrek Forever After.

0:38:290:38:32

Shrek.

0:38:320:38:34

-I think it was just Shrek, wasn't it?

-Yeah, Shrek.

-Just Shrek.

0:38:340:38:39

-And Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

-Shrek Forever After, Shrek, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

0:38:390:38:45

-Of those three, which do you think is your best shot?

-I'm not confident about any of them, to be honest.

0:38:450:38:51

-I'll go with Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle best?

-OK, shall we put that last?

-Last.

0:38:510:38:57

-And maybe...?

-Shrek top.

-Shrek top. OK, so let's put them up on the board.

0:38:570:39:02

Here they are.

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OK, so we were looking for Cameron Diaz films.

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You said this was your least confident answer. You only need one to be pointless to win that £10,000.

0:39:130:39:20

Let's see how many people said your first answer, Shrek.

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This will give us some indication of whether or not they are Cameron Diaz aficionados. Shrek...

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It was a very popular film and it still hasn't stopped.

0:39:370:39:40

Down it goes, Shrek, into the 30s.

0:39:400:39:43

-Into the 20s, 28.

-APPLAUSE

0:39:430:39:45

I would take some confidence from that, actually. I think that's enormously reassuring.

0:39:490:39:55

-Only 28 people said Shrek?

-I thought it'd be more than that.

-I thought it'd be a lot more than that.

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You only have two more chances to win that £10,000 jackpot. We are looking for Cameron Diaz films.

0:40:010:40:06

The first answer, Shrek, 28 people said that.

0:40:060:40:10

Let's hope that a great many fewer said your second answer which is Shrek Forever After.

0:40:100:40:16

This has to be pointless to win that jackpot. Let's see if it is. Shrek Forever After...

0:40:160:40:22

This for £10,000...

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Well, it's looking good. Down it goes.

0:40:320:40:35

28 is what you scored for the original Shrek. Down it goes.

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Oh, look...

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2!

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APPLAUSE

0:40:420:40:46

-Unbelievable.

-What about that?

0:40:500:40:52

-Almost.

-Almost! It's not quite pointless, but it's not far off.

0:40:520:40:58

You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot of £10,000.

0:40:580:41:02

We were looking for Cameron Diaz films. This is your last and most confident answer.

0:41:020:41:07

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. If this is pointless,

0:41:070:41:11

you will leave here, not only with your most coveted Pointless trophy, which is what you came here for,

0:41:110:41:17

you will also leave here £10,000 richer.

0:41:170:41:21

Let's put it to the test. This for the jackpot of £10,000. It has to be pointless.

0:41:210:41:27

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle...

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-Well, it's right.

-That's a good start.

-A very, very good start.

0:41:330:41:37

Down it comes.

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Into the 30s, into the 20s,

0:41:390:41:42

into the teens...

0:41:420:41:44

-APPLAUSE

-Oh, no.

-Almost.

0:41:450:41:49

Oh!

0:41:500:41:53

Bad luck. Full Throttle, I'm afraid, didn't do it for you.

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Unfortunately, you haven't found that pointless answer, so you don't leave with the jackpot of £10,000

0:42:000:42:07

which rolls over to the next show, but you have been fantastic and you do take home our Pointless trophy.

0:42:070:42:14

APPLAUSE

0:42:140:42:17

-So, Richard?

-Unlucky. Well played. Shrek was the most popular answer,

0:42:200:42:24

ahead of There's Something About Mary

0:42:240:42:26

and Knight And Day, but there were quite a few pointless answers.

0:42:260:42:30

I hope you don't recognise any of these.

0:42:300:42:33

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas she was in with Johnny Depp, Feeling Minnesota, that was Keanu Reeves,

0:42:330:42:39

Head Above Water, well done if you got any of those.

0:42:390:42:42

There's a few more.

0:42:420:42:44

All pointless Cameron Diaz films - She's The One that she was in with Jennifer Aniston.

0:42:470:42:53

The Invisible Circus and Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her,

0:42:530:42:57

-which I'm assuming you've never heard of.

-No.

-I certainly haven't. Bad luck. You played really well.

0:42:570:43:04

We have to say goodbye to you, Mark and Martin. You've been amazing contestants.

0:43:040:43:09

Just one game you've been with us for, but thank you so much for playing.

0:43:090:43:14

APPLAUSE

0:43:140:43:16

Nobody has won our jackpot today, so it rolls over

0:43:160:43:20

which means on the next show, we'll be playing for a dizzying £11,000.

0:43:200:43:26

APPLAUSE

0:43:260:43:28

-Join us next time to see if someone can win it. Goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And goodbye from me.

0:43:290:43:34

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