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Thank you. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
the quiz show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
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Welcome, Tom and Jock. You are our first players on the show today. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:42 | |
-How do you know each other? -We're brothers. -Where are you from, Jock? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
-South west Scotland, a place called Kirkcudbright. -What do you do? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:52 | |
-I'm studying as an accountant. -Whereabouts are you doing that? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-In London. I moved down in September. -Newly in London. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
-Jock, how about you? -I just graduated in the summer | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
-and I'm now working as a busker. -Working as a busker. Where are you doing that? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
-In Glasgow with my bagpipes. -With your bagpipes! Wow! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
How popular are you when you set up your pitch? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
-I think the Glaswegians are used to it now. -They should be. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
Tom, what are you hoping will come up this afternoon? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Maybe a bit of science. Some obscure history. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Any particular niches in history that you specialise in? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
-I used to be keen on the Egyptians when I was small. Some of that has perhaps stayed with me. -OK. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
-How about you, Jock? -Um... I don't know. Some easy questions, maybe? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:45 | |
Easy... Good! That's a very honest answer. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
The sort of subjects you're looking forward to are the easy ones. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
-Yeah. -Anything you'd hate to see come up? -Um... | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-I wouldn't do great on pop music, I don't think. -OK. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
-Scottish bagpipe music, obviously. -That would be perfect. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Have you tried playing any other pipes? There are some nice Northumbrian pipes. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
-I've never given it a go. -You should. Much quieter. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
Lovely to have you here, Tom and Jock. A warm welcome to Pointless. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Next, we welcome back Cathy and Dermot. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
You were on the show last time. Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
This is your second chance. Remind us what happened. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
We got to the head-to-head | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
and we were let down by women tennis players. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
And South Africa as well. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
So long as there's not a question about South African tennis players, we might... | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
You should be fine. You did very well. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
You were the lowest scorers throughout the show yesterday. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
Dermot, last time, I asked what your interests were and you said you'd taken up drawing cartoons. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:52 | |
-I did. -And you were going to draw one of Richard and me. -He has done. -Has he? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
-Would you like to see them? -Kind of. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-Yeah. -Shall I do mine first? That will ease you in. -OK. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
-Then we can see yours. -OK. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
If you can see... Can you see that? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
-That's me. It's recognisable. It's got glasses. -Yes! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
If I'd committed a crime and that was on Crimewatch, they'd go, "I know that guy." | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
Talking of committing serious crimes and going on Crimewatch, here's yours. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
LAUGHTER I think that's captured you. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:31 | |
He doesn't wear glasses, so it is definitely... That's me. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
-It captures your wry take on the world. -Lovely to have you back on the show, Dermot and Cathy. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
Let's hope we see you go through to the final this time. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
Next, we have Heather and Sian. You were also on last time. Remind us how you know each other. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
We're flatmates from Leeds. We're both at university at Leeds. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
-And what happened last time? -We got through to the second round and we were thought we were quite good | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
at entertainment and it turns out we weren't that good. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
What's going to be better today, Heather? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
I think geography will be quite good. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
-Do you mean cities and towns and capitals? -Countries. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
-World geography. -Sian, what would you like to see come up? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-Popular music. -Who's your favourite band at the moment? -Band(!) Beyonce's my favourite artist. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:24 | |
I should stop saying "band". I might as well say combo! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Artist is all right cos artist covers both. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-Ahem... Who's your favourite artist? -Beyonce. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
-Cos we like the Wanted and... -One Direction. -One Direction. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
-Yeah, they're our favourites. -Those kids are just unstoppable! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:45 | |
-Who do you think's the best in the Wanted, Sian? -Erm... Max? -Yes! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:51 | |
It's the right answer! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-It's the right answer! -And in One Direction? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-Erm... -Like us, do you think it's Zayn? -Yes! -Yes. -There we are. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:02 | |
Spot on. It's lovely to have you back on the show. Let's hope we see a lot more of you today. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:08 | |
And finally, we've got Bill and Bryan. How do you know each other? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
-Father and son. -We've had a lot of fine father and son combos on Pointless. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
-I have high hopes for you as a team. Have you quizzed together before? -No. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
-Really? Whose idea was it to come on Pointless? -Mine. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
-Did Bill take a lot of persuading or was he keen to come down? -No. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
-I little bit of coercion. -Now, Bill, what do you do? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
-I'm in the very happy state of being retired. -What do you like doing? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Now you're retired, you've got a lot of time, a lot of hobbies? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
-Gardening, fly fishing... That's my passion. -Very good. Bryan? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
I do a bit of fishing. I do a lot on cars. I buy and sell cars. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-Fix them up. -What's the best car you've had through your hands? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
The one I regret - I had a special edition Ford Capri. There was only six made for a Belgian racing team. | 0:05:54 | 0:06:00 | |
I had number three. Didn't know how valuable it was. Sold on for next to nothing. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Years later, it appeared in a magazine, they couldn't value it. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
-Do you know who you sold it to? -It went down to Evesham or somewhere. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:13 | |
-Oh, Bryan! -I have to say, I'm looking after it. I promise you. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
-It was a nice one. -I'm looking after the money I got for it! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
Oh. Dear, oh, dear! Bill and Bryan, welcome to Pointless. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
We'll be finding out more about all of you throughout the show. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
There's one person to introduce. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-On board the obscurity bus, we're going to need a driver. He's my Pointless friend. Richard. -Hiya. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:39 | |
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-Afternoon. -Good afternoon to you. -How are you today? -I'm very well. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:50 | |
We have two returning pairs today. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
I noticed on the last show, Cathy sort of pretends to be very quiet | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
and every time you ask a question, she goes, "I don't really know about this." | 0:06:58 | 0:07:04 | |
And then comes up with an awesome answer. She did it the whole show. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
-Dermot, is that about right? -I think so. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
I think Heather, the good news for you in Round Two, we're doing something on cities. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:18 | |
All our questions have been put to 100 people. We're looking for the obscure answers they didn't get. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:24 | |
To stay in the game, all our players need to do is score as few points as they possibly can. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:30 | |
Everyone's looking to find a pointless answer, an answer none of our 100 people gave. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:36 | |
Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Nobody won last time, so we add another £1,000. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
Today's jackpot starts off at £2,000. There we are. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
OK, let's play Pointless. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
In this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:02 | |
Whichever pair has the highest score will be eliminated. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, they will the score the maximum of 100 points. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
OK, our category for the first round this afternoon is sport. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:17 | |
Can you decide who's going to go firs, who's going to go second? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Whoever's going first, step up to the podium. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Sports of the 2012 Paralympic Games. Richard. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
We're looking for any of the sports that will feature in the London 2012 Paralympic Games. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
So not the individual events, just the catch-all sports that will be competed for in the 2012 Games. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:47 | |
And we're looking for them as they are listed on the London 2012 Paralympic website. Best of luck. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:53 | |
Thanks, Richard. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Tom and Jock, you drew lots before the show and this afternoon, you go first. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
Sports in the 2012 Paralympic Games. Tom. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:06 | |
Not an ideal subject. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
I'm going with one I think is fairly safe, wheelchair basketball. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:14 | |
Wheelchair basketball, says Tom. Let's see if that's correct | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said wheelchair basketball. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
It's right. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
61. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
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Safe but high. Richard? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
It's been competed for since 1960, the 1960 Games. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Wheelchair basketball, or just basketball. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Now then, Dermot. We're looking for Paralympic Sports For 2012. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:44 | |
-Is this a good category for you? -No. Definitely not. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
I've not got a clue. I will just say wheelchair marathon. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
Let's see if it's correct and if it is, let's see how many people said wheelchair marathon. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
Bad luck, Dermot. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points. Richard. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:08 | |
The marathon is an individual event. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
We're looking for the catch-all sports that are competed for. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Now then, Sian. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
So we are looking for sports in the 2012 Paralympics. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I'm good at sport but... | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
I'm going to go with football, I think I'm going to go with. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
Football says Sian. Let's see if that's right | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said football. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
It's right. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Very well done, Sian. 22. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Great answer. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
There's the five-a-side version, which is played by visually-impaired players | 0:10:46 | 0:10:52 | |
and also a seven-a-side version, played by players with cerebral palsy. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Both of those will be at the Olympics. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Bill. So we are looking for sports in the 2012 Paralympics. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Shot-put. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Shot-put. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Yes. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
OK, let's see if that is a correct answer. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it. Shot-put. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Bad luck, Bill. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Unfortunately that's incorrect, which means you score the maximum of 100 points. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:22 | |
And again, that's an individual event. It's not a sport, | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
as in the catch-all sports that we're looking for. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Thanks. We're halfway through the round so let's take a look at those scores. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
Sian and Heather looking very strong there on 22. Lovely low score. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
61, Tom and Jock. As it turns out, rather a good score | 0:11:36 | 0:11:41 | |
in the context of Dermot and Cathy and Bill and Bryan's scores of 100. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:47 | |
I think it will be a tussle between Cathy and Bryan. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
So best of luck to both of you. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
We'll see who remains at the end of the round. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Remember are we are looking for sports of the 2012 Paralympic Games. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
Bryan, you are the joint highest scorers with Dermot and Cathy | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
on 100 points. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
You have to score as few as you possibly can. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
What are you thinking? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
I honestly have no idea. I'm just going to go, swimming. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
Swimming. OK. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Bryan says swimming. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
There's no red line for you because you're the high scorers. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
Let's see if swimming is right and how many of our 100 people said swimming. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
It's right! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
38. 38 for swimming takes your total up to 138. Richard. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
Sport Team GB does very well usually in the Paralympics. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
All sorts of different classes and disciplines and distances. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Should be one of the real spectacles of the 2012 Paralympics. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
Thanks, Richard. Heather. The highest scorers are Bryan and Bill on 138. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
You're on 22. Whatever you score, you are through to the next round. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
That's quite nice to know. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
That's quite lucky because I'm terrible on sport. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
So I'm going to guess volleyball. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Volleyball says Heather. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Let's see if that's right. We are looking for 2012 Paralympic sports. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
No red line for you because you're through. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Is that right and if it is, how many people said volleyball? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
It's right, very well done. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Great score, Heather. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
That's wonderful. 10 for you, takes your total up to 32. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Richard. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Safely through, Heather, very well played. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
There's a sit-in volleyball at the Paralympics. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
They teamed up a German sport called Sitzball with volleyball. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
That's Paralympic volleyball. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
OK, now then, Cathy. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
Remember we are looking for Paralympic sports for 2012. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
The high scorers on 138 are Bryan and Bill. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
You have to score 37 or less if you want to be through safely to the next round. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
I really, really have no idea! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
So I'll take a chance on fencing. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Fencing. Says Cathy. There's your red line. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
If you can get below that red line with fencing, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Let's see if it is right. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Fencing. How many people said it? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Cathy, you've done it again! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
And you are through to the next round! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
And it scores only two! Takes your total up to 102. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
And she prefaced her answer with, "I really have no idea". | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
You see what I mean. "I really have no idea" - best answer all round. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:46 | |
The best score of the entire round. There we go, Cathy. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Jock, we come to you. You're on 61. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
The high scorers are still Bryan and Bill on 138. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
That means a score of 76 or less will see you to the next round. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:59 | |
Right. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
You're the last to play. You can do all of your thinking out loud. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
The one I've been thinking of since the beginning was rugby, | 0:15:04 | 0:15:09 | |
and I think I'm going to stay with that because I think it's right. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
I'm not 100%, but hopefully that will be obscure enough. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Rugby says Jock. Here is your red line. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
Quite nice and high. If you get below that with rugby, | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
Is it right? How many people said rugby? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
It's right! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
You're through. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
And down it goes, look at that. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Very well done indeed, Jock. Five. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Takes your total up to 66. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Well played, Jock. Wheelchair rugby, invented in Canada in the '70s. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
The USA won the first ever gold medal at Sydney in 2000. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:53 | |
Only one pointless answer, boccia, which is a form of bowls. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Judo would've scored you one. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Powerlifting also would've scored you one. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Let's take a look at the top scores, the top answers. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Archery would've scored you 30 points. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
Swimming, 38. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
And basketball, 61. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Marathon, shot-put, that would obviously come under "athletics", | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
which would've scored you 24 points. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
At the end of round one, the losing pair with the highest score, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
I'm sorry, it's Bill and Bryan. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Any tips you'll take away from your time on Pointless, | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
so when you come back we'll see you go a lot further? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
Read up on the Paralympics! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Don't do that cos we've just done that one. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Listen, I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you so soon. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
We look forward to seeing you next time. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Bryan and Bill. Thanks very much. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
There's only going to be room for two pairs in the head-to-head | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
so one of the teams in front of me will be leaving at the end of this round. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Our category for round two is... | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
cities. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
Can you decide who'll go first and who'll go second? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
OK, our round two question concerns... | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
largest cities which are not capitals. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Richard. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Yes, we'll show you the names of six cities. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
They are all the largest cities in their country, although not the capital. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
All you have to do is tell us the country. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
An obscure one will score fewer points. An incorrect answer will score 100 points. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
12 cities in all, 12 countries to guess. Best of luck. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
So we are looking at the countries of which these cities are the largest. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:50 | |
And here we have - | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
I'll read them one more time. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
Auckland, Almaty, Lagos, Shanghai, Sao Paulo, Ho Chi Minh City. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:07 | |
There are the largest cities in their countries that are not capital cities. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:13 | |
You have to supply the name of the country of the most obscure one you know. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Jock. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Right. Erm... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Is this a good one for you? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Erm, it's not dreadful in theory. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
Not too keen on what's come up, | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
but I'm going to play relatively safe and go... | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Auckland, New Zealand. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
Relatively safe. I'm just seeing what the relative safety of that was. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:44 | |
Let's see if it's right and if so, how many people knew that answer. Auckland, New Zealand. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
Yep. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Ho, ho! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
81. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
That's a punishingly high score. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
That is relatively safe, isn't it. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
Auckland's three times the size of the capital of New Zealand, which is Wellington. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
Now then, Cathy, we're looking for the countries in which these | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
are the largest cities, and are not capitals. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Is this terrible for you, Cathy? Oh, I really don't know! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
It's going to be a terrible guess. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
I'm going to go for Lagos and I think it's Nigeria. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Lagos, Nigeria says Cathy. Is it right? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
How many people knew that answer? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Cathy's done it again. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Very well done! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
Very well done, Cathy. 15 for Lagos, Nigeria. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
Well done, Cathy. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Ten million people in Lagos, second biggest city of Africa, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
but not the capital of Nigeria because that is...? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
-Nairobi? -No. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
Abuja? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Abuja. Abuja, exactly. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
They moved the capital because Lagos was so congested. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
It wasn't an appropriate place to have a capital. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
-No-one could get around. -Exactly. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
So look out Swindon! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Thank you. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Now, Heather and Sian, you were our lowest scorers in the first round. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:18 | |
-Can you keep this up, Heather? -I don't think so. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
You're the last person to have this board. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
I'll have to play it relatively safe and say Shanghai, China. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
You are also saying relatively safe. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
Let's see how relatively safe that is. Shanghai, you say, China. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people knew that answer. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
It's right. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
63. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Not a bad score at all. Richard. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
16.5 million people live in Shanghai and Beijing, the capital, has 12.5. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:56 | |
Let's fill in the rest of the board. See how you did at home. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Sao Paulo is in Brazil. Would've scored you 49 points. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
Not the capital of Brazil. That's Brasilia. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Ho Chi Minh City. Alexander, do you know that? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
Vietnam. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:10 | |
Absolutely right. Would've scored 31. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Do you know the capital of Vietnam? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Hanoi. Almaty. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
The capital of this country is Astana. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
-It's Kazakhstan. -Kazakhstan! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Two points. Very well done if you got all of those at home. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
-They are fools for Pointless in Kazakhstan. -They love it. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
They love it. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Everything stops in Kazakhstan. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
5:15pm in Almaty! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
7:15pm actually, cos of the time difference. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
7:15, tractor production stops, if that's what they make there! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
Thank you, Richard. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
Cathy and Dermot looking just wonderful there on only 15. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Then we go up substantially to 63, where we find Heather and Sian, | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
and then up a little bit more to 81, where we find Jock and Tom. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
So Sian and Tom have the tussle on their hands in this next half of the round. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:02 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
OK, we are going to put six more cities on the board. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
And here they come. We have got: Dar es Salaam, Zurich, Birkirkara, | 0:22:12 | 0:22:17 | |
Istanbul, Karachi, Toronto. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
I'll read those again: Dar es Salaam, Zurich, Birkirkara, | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
Istanbul, Karachi, and Toronto. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
Now, remember, we're looking for the countries in which | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
these are the largest cities, without being capital cities. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
You're trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
Sian, your on 63, the high scorers on 81 are Tom and Jock, which means | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
a score of 17 or less would see you comfortably into the next round. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:47 | |
I don't think I'm going to get that. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
I don't know, I think I'm going to play it safe, | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
I think Toronto is Canada, I don't know. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Toronto, Canada. OK, here comes your Red Line, Sian. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
If you get below that you are definitely in the head-to-head. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Let's see if Toronto, Canada gets you down that far. Toronto, Canada. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
It's right. Ooh! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Yeah, that's a very high score. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
89 takes your total up to 152. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Yeah, that could be trouble. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
Toronto, the largest city in Canada. Ottawa is the capital. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Good, thank you. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
150 to your total now, Sian. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Dermot, you are through to the next round, whatever happens, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
even if you score 100 points, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
you won't overtake the high score of Sian and Heather. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Bearing which in mind, why not have a bit of a punt on this board? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
I don't know too many of them, | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
I'll go for one, obviously, I think I do know Zurich, Switzerland. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Zurich, Switzerland, says Dermot. Let's see if Zurich is right, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
and how many people said Zurich, Switzerland. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
It's right. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
59. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
The 59 takes your total up to 74. Richard. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Safely through Dermot, back in the head-to-head. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
-Bern being the capital of Switzerland. -Tom. -Yep. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
You are on 81, the high scorers are Sian and Heather on 152. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:14 | |
A score of 70 or less sees you into the head-to-head. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Well, I'm sure I've heard of Dar es Salaam, | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
but I can't for the life of me remember where it is. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Birkirkara? Never heard of before. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Istanbul is Turkey, definitely, hopefully correct | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
is Karachi in Pakistan? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
-I think I'm going to go for that. -Karachi, Pakistan, says Tom. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Here's your Red Line. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
It's quite nice and high, | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
if you get below it you are in the head-to-head. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Let's see if Karachi in Pakistan gets you there. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Is it right, and how many people said it? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
It's right. And you are through. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
31. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
31 takes your total up to 112. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
-Richard. -Great tactics, Tom. Pakistan, absolutely right. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
The capital of Pakistani, of course, Islamabad. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Let's fill in the rest of the board. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
If you had gone for Istanbul, you're quite right it's Turkey, | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
which the capital is Ankara. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
You would have scored 81 points, you'd been out. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
You would have got exactly the same score as Jock. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
Dar es Salaam is the largest city in Tanzania, | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
it used to be the capital of Tanzania. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
The capital of Tanzania is now Dodoma. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
Birkirkara is the largest city in Malta. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:32 | |
It's got 22,000 people live there. Would have scored you three points. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:37 | |
Valetta, the capital, has got 6,000 inhabitants. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Three points for Malta, so very well done if you got that. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
-Very Well done if you went all the way through both boards. -Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
So, at the end of round two the losing pair, with the highest score, it's Heather and Sian. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:52 | |
AUDIENCE SYMPATHISES | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I'm sorry. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
It was round two last time, and it's round two again this time. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
You've yet to make it through to the dizzy heights of the head-to-head. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:05 | |
-Did you know any of those more obscure ones? -No. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
I mean, that's honest of you to say. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
-I knew the other board, again, just not my board. -Dear, oh dear. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you so soon, Sian and Heather, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
but it's been lovely having you on the show. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
-Thank you so much for playing, great contestants. -Thank you. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
For the remaining two pairs, things are about to get | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
even more exciting now as we enter the head to head. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Well, congratulations. Cathy and Dermot, Tom and Jock, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
you are now only one round away from the final, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
and a chance to play for the jackpot, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
which currently stands at £2,000. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
AUDIENCE: Woo! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Now, clearly only one pair can play for that money, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
and to decide which pair it's going to be you are now going to go head-to-head. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
For each question you'll be given five options on the board. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Each pair only needs to give just one answer, | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
but you are now allowed to confer. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
All you need to do is score less than the other pair and you will win that question. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
The first pair to win two questions will be playing the jackpot. Let's play head-to-head. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
And here is your first and here is your first question. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
It concerns famous communists. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Famous communists, Richard. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
On what other teatime show are you getting a round about famous communists? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:29 | |
We're about to show you five pictures of people who had roles in communist history. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
You have to identify the most obscure among them. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
OK. Thanks Richard. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
Let's reveal our five famous communists, and here they come. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
We've got: | 0:27:41 | 0:27:42 | |
A, | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
B, | 0:27:44 | 0:27:45 | |
C, | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
D, and E. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
There they are, five famous communists. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
Now then, Cathy and Dermot, | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
THEY MUTTER TO EACH OTHER | 0:28:03 | 0:28:09 | |
Shall we go for C? Mussolini. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
-We'll go for C, Mussolini. -C, Mussolini, say Cathy and Dermot. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:18 | |
Tom and Jock, do you want to talk us through our gallery of Communists there? | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
Well, my brother is looking at me, I only know two. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
I think A is Mao, Chairman Mao, and I think D is Fidel Castro. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:32 | |
And presumably E is Che Guevara? | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
I think we'll go with E, Che Guevara. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
Che Guevara, E. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:38 | |
So, we have Mussolini as C, and Che Guevara as E. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:44 | |
Cathy and Dermot, C, Mussolini, is that right, | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
C, Mussolini. Famous communist. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
Bad luck Cathy and Dermot. That's an incorrect answer. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
So, Tom and Jock, that means E, Che Guevara, which is what you are saying, only has to be right. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:07 | |
If it's right, that's enough for you to win this question. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
Che Guevara, is it right, how many people said it? | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
It's right, well done. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:15 | |
26. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
After one question Tom and Jock are ahead. 1-0. Richard. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:28 | |
Not Mussolini. We might have him in our famous fascists round, in a future show. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
Let's take a look at the board, | 0:29:32 | 0:29:34 | |
and we'll stumble upon C when we get to him. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
A is Chairman Mao, that would have scored you a fairly hefty 62 points. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:42 | |
Now, B, is Leon Trotsky. That's Trotsky. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
That would have scored you eight points. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
C is the leader of Albania for over 40 years, Enver Hoxha. Enver Hoxha. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:54 | |
He once had the word Enver engraved into a mountain by engineers. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:59 | |
That's pretty cool, isn't it? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
He was a pointless answer, well done if you recognised him. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
D is Fidel Castro. That would've scored 61 points, just less than Mao. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:10 | |
And very well done, Che Guevara, 26 points. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
Well done if you got all of those, especially Enver Hoxma. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
Here comes your second question. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
Cathy and Dermot, you have to win this question to stay in the game. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
Our second question concerns: | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Richard. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:28 | |
We'll show you the names of five Woody Allen films, | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
but due to an administrative error, we've left the last word off each of those films. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
Can you fill in the blank, please? | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five Woody Allen films | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
with missing last words. Here they come. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
There you go. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:56 | |
There are five Woody Allen films with the last words removed. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
Tom and Jock, you go first this time. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
(Take The Money And Run.) | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:31:07 | 0:31:08 | |
Can we go with Match, and the blank, Point. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
Match Point. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:16 | |
OK, Match Point we have, from Tom and Jock. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
Cathy and Dermot, you can talk us | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
through all the remaining films on the board, if you like. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
I think it's Hannah And Her Sisters, Take The Money And Run | 0:31:25 | 0:31:30 | |
and Vicky Cristina Barcelona. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
What should we go for? Take The Money And... | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
-Take The Money And Run. -Take The Money And Run. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
OK, Take The Money And Run. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
So we have Match Point and Take The Money And Run. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:45 | |
Good luck. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:46 | |
You need to win this question to stay in the game. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
Tom and Jock, Match Point. Is that right? | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
If it is, how many people said it? | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
Yep, it's right. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:57 | |
Ooh, look at that! Wow, six! | 0:32:03 | 0:32:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
Six for Match Point. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
Cathy and Dermot have gone Take The Money And Run. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see if it can beat Match Point. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:20 | |
That needs to go lower than six if you're to stay in the game. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
She's right. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:25 | |
Ooh. Bad luck. That's a very high score. 72. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:32 | |
Which means that after only two questions, | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
Tom and Jock are through to the final, 2-0. Richard. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
Well played, guys. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:39 | |
It turned out to be Match Point. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
-Have you seen Match Point? -Do you know who's in it? -Are you in it? | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
-Yeah! -Are you? -Yeah! I've worked on two Woody Allen films, actually. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:49 | |
I was in... What was that look? Yeah, yeah! | 0:32:49 | 0:32:54 | |
-What was that look? -That was, "Goodness." | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
-"How about that?" -Really? -Yeah. -It was great. I worked with him. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:01 | |
-Scoop, the other one, wasn't it? -That's a film I haven't even seen. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
I shan't say what I was about to say about Match Point any way. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
No, you can. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
I thought it was terrific. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
Let's fill in the rest of the answers. Hannah And Her Sisters. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:18 | |
Cathy, you're quite right. That would've scored you 48. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
Vicky Cristina Barcelona was been a better answer. It wouldn't have won the points | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
but it was a much better answer than Take The Money And Run. 11 points. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:29 | |
But you would have won at the bottom answer there. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
That is a very good film. That was a cracking film. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
It's a 1999 film set in the Jazz Age, Sweet And Lowdown. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:39 | |
It's the best answer on the board with just four points. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Well done if you said that at home. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
The losing pair at the end of the Head-to-Head, it's Cathy and Dermot. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
Oh, dear, oh, dear. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
You've made it through to the Head-to-Head both times. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:53 | |
-Woody Allen films not a strong category for you. -No. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
-You knew most of them, didn't you? -Yeah. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
But they got in there with Match Point, I'm afraid. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:03 | |
A film so obscure that only six people out of our 100 could even remember its name. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:08 | |
-Terrific film, though. -What a great film(!) Whoa! | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Go and...watch something else. Um... | 0:34:13 | 0:34:17 | |
Cathy and Dermot, I'm sorry, we have to say goodbye to you. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
-This really is goodbye. You've been wonderful contestants. Thank you for playing. -Thank you. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:25 | |
But for Tom and Jock, it's now time for our Pointless Final. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
Congratulations, Tom and Jock. You've seen off the competition have won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:41 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless Jackpot. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
At the end of today's show the jackpot stands at: | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
You've done phenomenally well. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
You've sprinted through the show | 0:35:00 | 0:35:02 | |
and you've seen off an extremely strong pair in the Head-to-Head. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:06 | |
No mean achievement. So here we are at the final. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
The rules are simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:14 | |
We haven't had a pointless answers on the show today. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
All you need to do now is find one and you'll go home with that money. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:20 | |
First you've got to choose a category. You can choose from these five options. They are: | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
Not the three in the middle. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
-Not even slightly appealing. -Maybe the top. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
-The top's maybe more likely. -I guess. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
In theory I live in London, but... | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
It's going to make it more embarrassing. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
-Should we go with London? -OK, London. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
We'll go with London and hopefully not live to regret it. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
You're going with London. Let's find the question. Here it comes. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many London Underground stations | 0:35:56 | 0:36:01 | |
beginning with a vowel as they could. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
We're looking for any station on the London Underground network | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
whose name begins with a vowel. We're taking the names as they appear on the TfL Tube map. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:12 | |
We won't except national rail, | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
London Overground or Docklands Light Railway stations. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
OK. Thanks, Richard. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
You have one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
All you need to win that £2,000 is for just one of those answers | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
to be pointless. You ready? | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
-Your time starts now. -There's Arnos Grove. -Brilliant. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:39 | |
There's Epping at the end of the Central Line. Uxminster. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
Those are pretty good. Olympia, but that's Kensington. I don't know if that's the same. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:48 | |
There's another one I was thinking of. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
-Is there Acton, or East Acton? -There's East Action. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
-It's still a vowel. -Oh, yeah! What about Oxgrove? | 0:36:52 | 0:36:57 | |
-And your Uxbridge one. -Uxbridge, Arnos Grove and East Acton? | 0:36:57 | 0:37:03 | |
Just have a think, see if there's any more. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
The only reason we know Acton is cos it's two stops from here, so... | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
-What else is there? -Ealing Broadway, kind of more obvious. -Um... | 0:37:11 | 0:37:18 | |
Any with I? | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
-No. -On the Docklands Light Railway, but we're not allowed that. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:26 | |
-Ten seconds left. -Arnos Grove and...East Acton? | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
-Yep. -OK. -You're happy? -Yeah. -Ahead of time. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
There we are. Your time is now up. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
We were looking for London Underground stations | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
beginning with a vowel, and I need your answers. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
-East Acton, Uxminster... -Uxminster. OK. -And Arnos Grove. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:46 | |
And Arnos Grove. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
Of those, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:37:49 | 0:37:54 | |
I've not heard of latter two, so I'd say Arnos Grove. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:58 | |
I'd say Arnos Grove. | 0:37:58 | 0:37:59 | |
I'm beginning to suspect I've confused Uxbridge and possibly a type of carpet? | 0:37:59 | 0:38:04 | |
Not so confident any more. OK. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
-Should we put Uxminster first, maybe? -Yeah. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:12 | |
And we'll put East Acton in the middle and Arnos Grove last. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:18 | |
Let's put them up on the board in that order and here they are: | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
We were looking for London Underground stations beginning with a vowel. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
Uxminster was your least confident answer. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
You only need to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
Let's see if Uxminster is right, | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
Uxminster. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:42 | |
Nope. I think we knew that one was coming, didn't we? | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
Unfortunately not a pointless answer. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
You only gave two more chances to win today's jackpot. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
What will you do with the two grand? | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
Um... | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
Personally, I'd like to put it towards a circus arts course. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
-Hopefully. -Not content with the bagpipes. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
Can you bagpipe and juggle with one hand? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
-No. -Try it. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:14 | |
Tom, what would you do? | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
Rather boringly, probably some accountancy course. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
That would be a very sensible thing to do. Very sensible. Very sensible. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:27 | |
This is like a sort of mini-series from the 90s. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
One brother who wants to be a unicycling bagpiper and the other one doing his accountancy exams. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:34 | |
I know. And you know what's going to happen. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
Tom will be going cap in hand to Jock saying, | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
"I need just a bit more to get me through the next course." | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
You're looking for London Underground stations beginning with a vowel. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
You're next answer was East Acton. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
This has to be right and pointless | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
if you're going to win that jackpot. Let's see of it's right, | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said East Acton. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
OK. It's right. Uxminster we knew was going to be wrong. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:06 | |
But we're now on to something. East Acton, down it goes. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,000. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
Down it goes, still going d... Oh! Two! Two for East Acton. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:19 | |
-That's very exciting. -Better than I thought. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
You put East Acton in the middle and Arnos Grove last. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
There was a reason. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:31 | |
But it was probably the reason I said Uxminster in the beginning. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
That's true, but still. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
It could just be that Arnos Grove might do it for you. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot of £2,000. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:46 | |
Your last answer has to be right and it has to be pointless | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
if you're going to take that money away. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:51 | |
Let's see. We were looking for London Underground stations | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
beginning with a vowel. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
For £2,000, Arnos Grove. Is it right? | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
How many people said it? | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
It is right. We went down to two with East Acton. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
You said this was your most confident answer. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,000. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
-Down it goes, into single figures. -Down it goes! | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Yes! You've done it! | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:41:21 | 0:41:22 | |
Very well done. Very well done. That's brilliant. Good work. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:30 | |
Congratulations. Arnos Grove! | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
A pointless answer. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
You've come all the way down from Kirkcudbright | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
and you go back with £2,000. Very well done. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:48 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:41:48 | 0:41:49 | |
-Richard, what about that? -Well played, Tom and Jock. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
That was terrific. Arnos Grove opened in 1932 and its name was chosen by a public vote. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
That public vote just won you £2,000. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
The big scorers, Euston, Oxford Circus Elephant and Castle... | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
And there's an Uxbridge and an Upminster, so you cleverly | 0:42:08 | 0:42:13 | |
put the two together to create a brand new Tube station, Uxminster. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
All of those are pointless. Well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
Thanks again to our winning players, Tom and jock, | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
who go away with today's jackpot of £2,000. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:42:39 | 0:42:40 | |
Join us next time and we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. -And goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:51 | |
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