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APPLAUSE

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Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless

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that puts obscure knowledge to the test. Let's meet today's players.

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We start by welcoming back Paul and Shane. Everybody gets two chances to reach the Pointless final.

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-Remind us how you know each other.

-We work together at the same school.

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-You're teachers.

-Yeah.

-Paul, you're a modern languages teacher, Shane, a maths teacher.

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-You gave us a problem last time.

-I did. I cannot believe how quick Richard was with that problem.

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By the time I'd finished it, he'd told me the answer. However, you needed a bit longer.

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Yeah, mental arithmetic, not so good.

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Paul, what's going to be great this afternoon for you?

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-I would like some geography questions.

-Spoken like a linguist(!)

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-And obviously, some language ones if there were any.

-OK.

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-And '80s pop music.

-Who was your favourite band in the '80s?

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Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, all that New Romantic stuff I was into in the '80s.

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-Shane, what's going to be good for you?

-I'm hoping some maths, science or geography might come up.

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If not, current music,

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especially boy bands.

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-'90s boy bands would be a good one to come up.

-They do from time to time.

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-Favourite boy band?

-I've got to say Boyz II Men.

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Now we really have come to the end of the road.

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-We have.

-Very best of luck to you, Paul and Shane. It's great to have you back.

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Next, we welcome back Simon and David. Remind us how you two know each other.

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-We work together.

-Simon, what are you hoping is going to happen this afternoon?

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We did OK on geography last time, so maybe some more of that, possibly some history ones.

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Maybe more lists of countries or elements or things like that.

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-David, what would be great for you?

-Politics, any current affairs. Entertainment would be good.

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Current affairs, how far back? It becomes history after a while.

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-I studied history at university.

-You cover all the bases?

-Hopefully.

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-Anything from sort of early man...

-I wouldn't go that far.

-All right.

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It's great to have you back. You were so unlucky last time.

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Brilliant performance through to the head-to-head and just one point in it,

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so we have high hopes for you. Best of luck.

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-Next, we welcome Alan and Jenny. How do you two know each other?

-We're father and daughter.

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-I'm hoping it's obvious which one is which.

-You'd hope!

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-I've got good news for you. It's pretty plain.

-That's good to know.

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-Alan, where have you come from?

-St Leonards-on-Sea, Hastings, East Sussex.

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-You're not fooling anyone. That's a West Midlands accent!

-It's not as bad as it once was.

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-Really?

-I'm from Birmingham originally. We've lived on the south coast for just over 20 years now.

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-What are you hoping will come up?

-I used to be keen on pop music many years ago.

-What's your era?

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'70s, '80s and up to the mid-'90s probably. I used to enjoy doing pop music quizzes.

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That's 15 years or so. It's kind of...

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-Jenny, what do you do?

-I'm a housewife.

-What do you like doing? What's your escape?

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-I have a ten-month-old, so there's not much time for anything.

-There's no escaping that.

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-Is that your first?

-Yes.

-So children's TV and books, just not quite there, are you?

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-If Raa Raa the Noisy Lion comes up, I'm sorted!

-So what would you like to see come up, Jenny?

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-Literature. 19th century literature or films would be good.

-Excellent. Good.

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Very best of luck, Alan and Jenny. Lovely having you here. Finally, we welcome back Faith and Lorraine.

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-Remind us how you two know each other.

-Lorraine's my mum, so we've known each other for a while!

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-All her life.

-So once again, for the second show running, we have two parent-child teams.

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A parent-child team won the last show.

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-Remind us how you did.

-Not very well. We went out in the first round.

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-It was the decades, the history question.

-That's right.

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-What is your strong point, Faith?

-I'd love films, television, literature. That would be amazing.

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-Favourite film?

-American Beauty.

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-Great film. Any others you'd like to name?

-I like the James Bond films a lot.

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You're studying for a BA in Theology at Cardiff.

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So, anything on religion... All religions? Do you cover most bases?

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-It's mainly Christianity we do.

-Not Jedi?

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I might be able to answer on the Jedi, but that is not related to my degree.

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-Lorraine, what would you like to see come up?

-Any sort of celebrity gossip -

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who's going out with who, who's had babies when, that sort of thing.

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-Who's Had Babies When - we should do that.

-That's a good category.

-Round 2 is Who's Had Babies When.

-Yeah.

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-Who's The Father?

-LAUGHTER

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-I love the royal family.

-We nearly called the show Who's The Father, Who's The Daddy?

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-Anything like that.

-Royal weddings, royal family?

-Royal family.

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-Are you good on royal history?

-No, but I love this royal family.

-OK, current royal family.

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It's lovely having you both back. Very best of luck.

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Let's hope we see more of you this afternoon than we did last time.

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There's only one person left for me to introduce. If obscurity is your bag, he'll pack it for you.

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-It's my pointless friend Richard.

-Hiya. Hello.

-APPLAUSE

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I'm very much an unexpected item in the bagging area.

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-Yes.

-It should be a good show. We've got three returning pairs, a very open field.

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There is a case to be made for each pair winning.

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Simon and David were very close last time, really close, within one point of the final.

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Paul and Shane have got a lot of kids watching from their school, so they'll want to do very well.

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Faith is going to be very happy about Round One

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and Alan and Jenny have the massive advantage of our current magic Alan run.

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In two out of the last three shows, we've had winners called Alan.

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It's like Alan is magnetically attracted to the trophy.

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If you don't win, Alan, you'll be one of the few Alans not to win.

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It's very Alan-friendly, this show. We are "Allen"-key.

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LAUGHTER

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-Anybody's game.

-Anybody's game. Well, thanks very much, Richard.

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All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show,

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but we are looking for the obscure answers they couldn't get.

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To stay in the game, our players need to score as few points as they can.

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Everyone is trying to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people could give.

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Every time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

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Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

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Today's jackpot starts off at £7,000.

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APPLAUSE

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OK, let's play Pointless.

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In this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of the round is eliminated.

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If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, they will score 100 points, so try and avoid those.

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OK, our first category this afternoon is...

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Decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second. Whoever's going first, step up to the podium.

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Let's find out what that first question is going to be.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many eponymous James Bond theme songs as they could.

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Oh, Faith, this is going to be great, isn't it?

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-Eponymous James Bond theme songs.

-I'm hoping so.

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-Richard?

-We're looking for the name of any James Bond film whose theme song had the same title.

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We're looking for the 22 official Eon-produced James Bond films.

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We won't accept On Her Majesty's Secret Service because that was an instrumental.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Paul and Shane, you all drew lots before the show and today, you are going first.

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So then, Shane, is this good for you, Bond films?

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-It's not good for me.

-Oh, Shane, you say that every time.

-I absolutely hate James Bond films.

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If any of your pupils said to you, "The reason I didn't do my homework is because it was maths,

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-"you need to give me physics homework, languages homework," what would you say to them?

-I would...

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You'd say, "This is a maths lesson." And this is a quiz show.

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So you will answer the question you're given.

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Shall I go and stand in the corner?

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-Any more lip, yes.

-LAUGHTER

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I'm really struggling with this. I'm trying to think, "What have I seen?"

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I can only think of one and I can't say that because it's the most obvious one.

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I'm going to have to go with the onl one I can think of. Sorry, Paul. He's going to kill me for this.

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Goldfinger.

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OK, Goldfinger, says Shane. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Goldfinger.

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It is right.

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-Oh, dear!

-80.

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-80 for Goldfinger.

-APPLAUSE

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-Richard?

-That is a big score. How many less than 100 is that?

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-20.

-Correct. You see? You can do it.

-Why couldn't you have given me that?

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-Shirley Bassey, Goldfinger, her biggest hit in the US.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

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David, what's the most obscure James Bond film with an eponymous theme tune you can think of?

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I can think of a few, but they're al obvious. I might try Die Another Day

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Die Another Day. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

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It's right.

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That's about the best answer you could have given, David.

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-APPLAUSE

-3 for Die Another Day.

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They played terrifically last time. Looks like they'll do the same again. By Madonna.

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She was the first act ever to have done the Bond theme and appear in the same film.

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Jenny, what is the most obscure James Bond film with an eponymous song?

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I can think of a few James Bond films, but I can't say if their theme tunes are eponymous or not.

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I'll go with a James Bond theme and keep my fingers crossed.

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So I'm going to say... Tomorrow Never Dies.

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Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Tomorrow Never Dies. Good luck.

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Yeah, it's right.

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Oh, very well done.

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Another low score of 3. Well done, Jenny.

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Tomorrow Never Dies.

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Another good answer, from 1997. It was by Sheryl Crow.

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Interesting fact - she's married to the union official, Bob Crow.

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-LAUGHTER

-That's right. Thanks very much, Richard. Faith?

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What's the most obscure James Bond film you can think of?

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You said James Bond was your bag.

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I think I've set myself up a bit.

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I know a few, but I'm trying to thin which ones people won't know.

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It looks like the Brosnan films have been scoring quite low,

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so I think I'm going to go for GoldenEye,

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which I think was sung by Tina Turner.

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You say GoldenEye by Tina Turner. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

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It is right.

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Very well done - 12.

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-APPLAUSE

-Not bad at all. 12 for GoldenEye.

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-Good answer, Faith, and it was Tina Turner, written by Bono and The Edge from U2.

-I didn't know that.

-Yeah.

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Thanks, Richard. Halfway through the round, let's look at the scores.

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Jenny and Alan and David and Simon, lovely low scores of 3 for both of you there,

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then up to 12 where we find Faith and Lorraine, then up to 80, Shane.

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What's the difference between 12 and 80?

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-Quite a lot.

-Sixty...

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-..seven.

-68.

-68, yeah.

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Yeah, I'm good at this. Now, Paul, you know what you have to do. This feels quite familiar, doesn't it?

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Mm-hm.

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This feels weirdly familiar. You have to find a low-scoring answer and hope it keeps you in the game.

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Can the second players take their places at the podium?

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So we're looking for James Bond films with eponymous theme tunes.

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Lorraine, you're on 12. The high scorers on 80 are Paul and Shane.

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If you can score 67 or less, you are through to the next round.

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I can think of a couple of theme songs, but I can't remember if they were the same as the film.

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I think I'm going to go for A View To A Kill.

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Duran Duran, I think it was.

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You don't have to supply the artist, but nice of you to do so.

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-Thank you.

-If you get below that red line, A View To A Kill will see you through to the next round.

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Is it right, how many people said A View To A Kill?

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It's right.

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-And you are through to the next round.

-Well done.

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Very well done indeed - 11.

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-APPLAUSE

-It takes your total up to 23.

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-A View To A Kill, Richard?

-Well played and as you say, Duran Duran.

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It's the biggest hit of any Bond theme. It got to No.2.

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Alan, you're on 3. The high scorers are Paul and Shane on 80.

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If you can score 76 or less, you are definitely in the next round.

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You have the calm look of a man, the Zen-like look of a man who has found his Bond song.

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When the subject came up, I thought of going for one of the earlier films,

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but it looks like the later ones are more difficult to guess, so I'll go for The World Is Not Enough.

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There is your red line. If you get below it, you are in the next round.

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Let's see if The World Is Not Enough is right and if it is, how many people said it.

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It's right and you are in the next round.

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Oh, very well done, the lowest score.

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The lowest score so far - 2. It takes your total up to 5.

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-Brilliant. Richard?

-Yeah, a No.11 hit for Garbage.

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Simon and David, you're on 3. The high scorers remain Paul and Shane on 80.

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If you can score 76 or less, you are through to the next round. Simon?

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-Hmm...

-Have you got a good one?

-I did have until they said it.

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I know a few James Bond film titles, but I don't know if they're the same name as the song

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I might have to say the only one I know. It's probably quite a high one. Diamonds Are Forever.

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Diamonds Are Forever. There's your red line. If you get below that, you are through to the next round.

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Diamonds Are Forever - is it right, how many people said it?

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It's right.

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You're through.

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41. There you are. Brilliant.

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APPLAUSE

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That takes your total up to 44.

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-Richard?

-Another Shirley Bassey song. She was the first artist

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-to do two Bond themes, but scored considerably fewer points.

-Now, Paul and Shane, I hate to tell you this.

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Your score, even before Paul has given his brilliant answer,

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is the highest score on anyone's board.

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Paul, you gave us a pointless answer on the last show.

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-It helped Shane out there.

-Just wait till we get back, basically.

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I would have said View To A Kill, I must admit, with the Duran Duran link,

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but I'm going for the '80s again and I'm going for For Your Eyes Only Sheena Easton.

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For Your Eyes Only, says Paul. Is it right, how many people said it?

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It's right.

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9.

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APPLAUSE

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It's a great answer. It takes your total up to 89.

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-Richard?

-Good answer, Paul. Sheena Easton, No.8 hit as well.

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I do feel a bit sorry for Shane because we haven't given him a maths question.

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Can I give you a maths question? Is that OK, just to give you the opportunity? Is that all right?

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-It's one of those posers.

-Please get this wrong!

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If Shane scores 80 points and Paul scores 9 points, whose fault is it that they lost Pointless?

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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There's only one pointless answer. Very well done if you said Licence To Kill which was by Gladys Knight.

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And there's The World Is Not Enough and Die Another Day.

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Shall we take a look at the top answers?

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Live And Let Die, 31, which was Paul McCartney and Wings.

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There's Diamonds Are Forever on 41 and Goldfinger on 80, on top of the pile.

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Thanks, Richard. At the end of the first round, the losing pair with the highest score is Paul and Shane.

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It's the curse of the teachers!

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-It's a good score, 89. If we were playing a different game show, we'd be winning.

-Yeah, yeah.

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What do you think about the score, Paul?

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I'll save my comments for later.

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-We've thoroughly enjoyed it. We've had a great time.

-It's been brillian having you on the show.

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I'm so sorry to have to say goodbye to you so soon. Paul and Shane, excellent contestants, great fun!

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round 2.

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There's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head, so one team will be leaving us after this round.

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Alan and Jenny, an amazing low score in that last round, you are clearly the pair to beat.

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Our category for Round 2 is...

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Decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second. Whoever's going first, step up to the podium.

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Our question concerns...

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Political leaders and their countries, Richard?

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On each board, you'll see the names of six Presidents or Prime Ministers of their country at the end of 2011.

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If you give us an obscure answer, you score fewer points. A wrong answer, as always, is 100 points.

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-By country, we mean a member of the UN that's a sovereign state.

-Thanks, Richard.

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We are looking for the countries of which these people are the political leaders and we have got...

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I'll read those all one more time.

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There are our six political leaders. You need to supply the name of the countries.

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You're looking for the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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-David, what does that board look like to you?

-There's a couple of obvious ones.

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It's whether to take a risk or go for an obvious one. I'll go for Jacob Zuma with South Africa.

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Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Zuma, South Africa.

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Yeah, it's right.

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Very well done. 16.

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-That's a great score, David.

-APPLAUSE

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Richard?

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Well played, David. President since 2009. He's been married five times, got 20 children.

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He's currently got three wives. Beat that, David Cameron!

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Jenny, is this good for you?

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I only recognise one from there.

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I'm afraid I'll have to go with President Nicolas Sarkozy and France

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Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer - Sarkozy, France.

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It's right.

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75.

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APPLAUSE

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-75.

-Big score, isn't it?

-Hmm.

-Yeah, France. Just the one wife for him.

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Now then, Lorraine, we are looking for the countries with these leaders at the start of 2012.

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Well, I was thinking of guessing this Dmitry guy. He either sounds Greek or Russian.

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And then there's Prime Minister Donald Tusk.

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And...I think I'll have a punt at him and say Canadian.

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Donald Tusk. You are saying Canadian.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people knew that answer.

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-Oh!

-Sorry.

-Bad luck, Lorraine.

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That's an incorrect answer and you score the maximum 100 points. Richard will tell us why.

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Full marks if you got this. He's the prime minister of Poland.

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-Poland. Are there many Poles called Donald?

-There are a lot of connections with Scotland.

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Bonnie Prince Charlie's mother was half-Polish, for example. A lot of Scots in Poland.

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-Very interesting.

-Very well done if you got that. No clue in the name.

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Dmitry Medvedev is President of Russia. Would have scored 40 points.

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Dilma Rousseff - another of the world's biggest countries. President of Brazil.

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That scored 4. Now Prime Minister Faustin-Archange Touadera.

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-It's...it's...African.

-Yeah.

-For fun.

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-If in doubt...

-Central African Republic?

-Yes.

-And it's pointless!

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Very well done if you guessed that at home.

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We're halfway through the round. 16, David, as it turns out is the best score of the pass.

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Then up to 75 to Jenny and Alan, then 100 for Lorraine and Faith.

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However, Faith, you get first pick of the next board.

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Find a nice low-scoring answer if you can. Best of luck.

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Can the second players take their places at the podium?

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OK, let's reveal our next board of political leaders. Here they are.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read them all one more time.

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We are looking for the countries of which these people are the political leaders.

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And you want the one that the fewest people knew. Now then, Faith, you are the high scorers on 100.

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Let's have a nice low-scoring answer from you.

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I mean, I know a couple on this board,

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but they are going to be high-scoring, so I think it's probably good to avoid them.

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So I think it sort of sounds a bit like it, so I think I'm going to go for

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Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda and guess Japan.

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Japan you are saying for Yoshihiko Noda at the bottom.

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Let's see if that's right and how many said it. No red line because you are the high scorers.

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Yoshihiko Noda.

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It's right.

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31.

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31. Not a bad score at all, Faith. Takes your total up to 131. Richard?

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-Yes. He's been Prime Minister since September 2011.

-Thanks.

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Now then, Alan and Jenny, the high scorers are on 131.

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If you can hit 55 or less, through you go.

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Well, there's a couple I know and a couple I think I know.

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Given the score we need to get, I'm going to have to say Julia Gillard, Australia.

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Julia Gillard, Australia. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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There is your red line. Below that, you're in the Head to Head.

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Well done, Alan.

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You are through. 32 - exactly what you needed.

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Takes your total up to 107.

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-Richard?

-The Alan magic continues.

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The first female Prime Minister of Australia. Born in Barry in Wales.

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So, Simon, you're through whatever happens.

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Even if you score 100 points, you won't overtake Lorraine and Faith.

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-Can you fill in all those gaps on the board for us?

-No...is the short answer!

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Obama is obviously the USA. Hu Jintao sounds like China.

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And Sheikh Hasina sounds Arabic, but I don't know any more than that.

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I will guess at... Hu Jintao for China.

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Hu Jintao, China. No red line. Let's see if it's right

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and how many people said it.

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It's right.

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26.

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-Takes your total to 42. Richard?

-He's been President since 2003.

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Let's look at the rest of the board.

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President Barack Obama is the United States and would have scored 96.

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-Prime Minister Mark Rutte?

-Dutch?

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He IS Dutch. Would have scored 2. And Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina, the best answer on the board?

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Bangladesh. The daughter of Bangladesh's first Prime Minister.

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-Very well done if you got that pointless answer.

-Thanks, Richard.

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At the end of Round 2, the losing pair I'm afraid is Faith and Lorraine.

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-Not bad. 31, Noda, that was a bit of a stab in the dark.

-I'd not a clue!

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A very well-informed stab! And Lorraine was unlucky. Donald Tusk - who knew?

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It was just one of those things. We've had a great time, anyway.

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I'm sorry we haven't given you better questions. That's just luck.

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But thank you very much, Faith and Lorraine. Excellent contestants.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Good luck.

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But for the remaining two pairs it gets even more exciting as we enter the Head to Head.

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Well, congratulations, Simon and David, Alan and Jenny.

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You are one round from the final and a chance to play for the jackpot, which stands at £7,000.

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Obviously only one pair can play for that money, so you now go Head to Head, best of three questions.

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The first pair to win two questions will play for the jackpot and you're now allowed to confer.

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Let's play the Head to Head.

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OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

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aerial views of famous structures. Richard?

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We'll show you five pictures of famous structures from above. Can you identify the most obscure?

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OK, five pictures from above of famous structures. We've got...

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There we go. There are the five famous structures seen from above.

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Simon and David, you go first.

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I think we'll go for D, Edinburgh Castle.

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D, Edinburgh Castle. You are saying D, Edinburgh Castle. Alan and Jenny, what do you think?

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Well, A is the Colosseum or the Flavian Amphitheatre,

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B is the Pentagon, C is the Statue of Liberty, D I thought was Colditz.

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-And E is the Bird's Nest in Beijing.

-The Chinese Olympic stadium.

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-Will we go for the Bird's Nest?

-Is that its name?

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-E, the Olympic Stadium, Beijing. The Bird's Nest.

-The Bird's Nest stadium in Beijing, you are saying.

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So in the order they were given, Simon and David said Edinburgh Castle.

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Is that right and how many said it?

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It's right.

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40.

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-40 for Edinburgh Castle. So not Colditz.

-Looks like it!

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Alan and Jenny, you have said that E is the Bird's Nest Olympic stadium in Beijing.

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Let's see if that's right and how many said that. 40 is the score you have to beat.

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It's right.

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Oh, you've done it!

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Wow. 19 for Beijing.

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19 beats 40, which means Alan and Jenny are ahead one-nil.

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-An interesting set of scores.

-The best answers you could go for. They were all quite high-scoring.

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A, as you said, is the Colosseum.

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That would have scored 66 points.

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B is the Pentagon.

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That would have scored 60. It's got 6.6 million square feet of office space. Isn't that extraordinary?

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-17½ miles of corridor.

-Slightly bigger than Simon Cowell's house.

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-C is the Statue of Liberty.

-It looks so good from above.

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-That's lovely, what they've done there.

-Nice shot.

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93 points. Everyone recognises it.

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-And we've had the other two - Edinburgh Castle and the National Stadium, Beijing.

-Excellent.

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Thank you, Richard. Here comes your second question.

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Simon and David, you have to win this to stay in the game.

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Your second question concerns... David Beckham.

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-David Beckham, Richard?

-We'll give you five clues to facts about David Beckham. Which is the most obscure?

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OK, here come our five clues.

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-And they are...

-HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one more time.

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There are five clues to facts about David Beckham. Alan and Jenny, you go first.

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We only know a couple. Daughter?

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His daughter's first name is Harper.

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Harper. OK, Harper.

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Simon and David, talk us through it.

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We know which football team he played for and we think it's MBE for the award,

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but we might take a risk and go for UNICEF. Do you want to?

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-Unless we stick with one we know and hope it's lower. Shall we try the football team?

-LA Galaxy?

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-Shall we try that?

-Go on, then. LA Galaxy is the football team.

-LA Galaxy you are saying.

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Remember, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

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So we have Harper as the first name of his daughter. Is that right and how many people said Harper?

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It's right!

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38.

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38. Simon and David, you have said LA Galaxy as the name of the US soccer team.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said it. 38 is the score you have to beat.

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LA Galaxy.

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It's right.

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Oh! 47!

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Which means the luck of the Alans persists. After only two questions, Alan and Jenny are through.

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-Richard?

-Yeah, Harper Seven is the name of the child. The next one will be Quarter to Eight.

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Let's look at the rest of the board. Guys, if you'd said UNICEF, not only is it right,

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but it would have scored 11 points. That was the one to go for.

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The award given by the Queen was an OBE, actually.

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That would have scored 16. And his aftershave was pointless.

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I hesitate to say very well done if you knew this, but very well done if you said Instinct.

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A pointless answer.

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There you go.

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Brilliant. Thank you, Richard. So the losing pair, I'm afraid, is Simon and David.

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-Should have taken the risk.

-Head to Head last time and this.

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You've had the prize whisked away from under your noses each time.

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You've played phenomenally well. Thank you. I'm sorry we say goodbye so soon.

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But for Alan and Jenny, it's time for our Pointless final.

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Congratulations, Alan and Jenny. You have seen off the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

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You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and at the end of today's show it stands at £7,000.

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It's been a pretty good show for you, actually. You were the lowest scorers with 5 in the first round.

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Slightly trickier second round, but the Head to Head was 2-0.

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-We got lucky!

-Extremely lucky.

-You feel the hand of Alan...!

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The Pointless Alan advantage. OK, the rules are very simple.

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All you have to do is find a pointless answer. We haven't had any today. You need to find one now.

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First, though, you've got to choose a category from these five options.

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They are...

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-We'll have to go for Pop Duos.

-Yeah, we'll have to.

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-Dramatists? Canadian Politics?! Good grief.

-It's not my area.

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-I think we have to.

-UK Pop Duos.

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UK Pop Duos. OK, let's find out what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Eurythmics Top 40 hits as they could.

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Any single released by the Eurythmics that was a UK Top 40 hit prior to the beginning of 2012.

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With double A sides, we will accept either answer.

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OK, thank you, Richard. You now have up to one minute to find three answers.

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All you need to win that £7,000 is for just one answer to be pointless.

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OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. Your time starts now.

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-I'm afraid it's with you.

-Sweet Dreams, There Must Be An Angel Playing With My Heart...

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And I'm struggling to think of any others now.

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Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart...

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Oh, goodness me.

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There's so many. Em...

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Eurythmics, Eurythmics, Eurythmics.

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Er...

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It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To was, I think, Dave Stewart. And Lesley Gore.

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Em... Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart, the Eurythmics...

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Er...

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-No, I can't think of any others.

-Have you got three?

-No, I haven't.

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-I've only got Sweet Dreams and There Must Be An Angel.

-OK. There is your time up.

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We were looking for Eurythmics UK Top 40 hits.

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I now need three answers from you.

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Oh, dear. I feel awful. I should be able to get more, but my mind's a blank.

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-Angel, There Must Be An Angel Playing With My Heart and Sweet Dreams.

-OK.

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Angel, There Must Be An Angel Playing With My Heart and Sweet Dreams.

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-Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer.

-If it's right, Angel!

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-OK, Angel we'll put last. Least likely?

-Sweet Dreams.

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OK, let's put them up on the board in that order. Sweet Dreams,

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There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart) and Angel.

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OK, so we are looking for Eurythmics Top 40 hits. Sweet Dreams was your least confident answer.

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You only have to find one to win that jackpot of £7,000.

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Let's see how many people said Sweet Dreams. This is your first shot at that jackpot of £7,000.

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Sweet Dreams is correct. It has to go down to pointless...

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-That's a lot, isn't it? 44!

-It's definitely not pointless!

-Has there been a higher one?

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Well, we've had a lot of 100s!

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It wasn't that. It was correct. It's sadly not pointless, though.

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You have two more chances to win. Let's just imagine...

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Maybe Angel IS a pointless answer. What would you do with £7,000?

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-My son would absorb quite a bit of it.

-Alan?

-It's my partner Jacqui's 50th birthday.

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-I'd like to take her on the Orient Express.

-Fantastic. Best of luck.

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We're looking for Eurythmics hits. Let's hope nobody said There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart).

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Let's see if it's right and how many said it. For £7,000.

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Well, it is right.

0:39:460:39:48

Sweet Dreams only went down to 44.

0:39:480:39:50

If this can go all the way down to zero, you'll leave with £7,000.

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Down it goes into the teens... Oh! 9!

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-That's not an embarrassing answer.

-That's not bad at all. Sadly, not pointless, though.

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Only one more chance to win that jackpot of £7,000.

0:40:070:40:11

Now you somewhere can remember Angel?

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I'm convinced that Annie Lennox... She might have done it as a solo artist.

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-I could be completely wrong.

-OK. We are looking for Eurythmics Top 40 hits. Your final answer is Angel.

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It was your most confident answer. It just has to be right and there's every chance,

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and you'll leave with that £7,000. Very best of luck to you.

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Angel. How many people said it? And is it right?

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It IS right!

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It is right.

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OK, let's see how far down this goes. 44, down to 9.

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If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave with £7,000! No!

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Well done, though.

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Oh, for a moment I thought that was...

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I thought the Orient Express was definitely taking you away there.

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I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £7,000, which rolls over, but you've been brilliant.

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-You played so well! Three great answers there.

-Three correct answers.

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-You do, of course, take home our Pointless trophy.

-Thank you.

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-This is the point where you kick yourself.

-This is going to be tough, isn't it?

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-Richard, what were the pointless answers?

-You didn't let anyone down, Alan.

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Some of the bigger answers - Love Is A Stranger, Here Comes The Rain Again, Who's That Girl.

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Let's look at the pointless ones. A couple you might have got.

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17 Again, that was one of their comeback singles, Beethoven, I Need A Man - all pointless.

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These were all quite big hits. I Saved The World Today, It's Alright, Right By Your Side.

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Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves, with Aretha Franklin.

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The King and Queen of America and When Tomorrow Comes. Very well done if you got any of those.

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-You knew a few of those.

-Well, yes, now.

-Now we've been shown them!

-I'll never forget them!

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It's so hard when the pressure's on. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Alan and Jenny.

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It's been brilliant. Thank you both so much for playing. Brilliant.

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Unfortunately, they didn't win our jackpot so it rolls over.

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On the next show we will be playing for £8,000.

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-Join us then to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And me. Goodbye.

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