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APPLAUSE

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Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless

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where obvious answers mean nothing and obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet the players.

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Welcome, Fiona and Kevin. You are our first pair today. How do you two know each other?

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-We live together.

-And where are you from?

-We're from Falkirk in central Scotland.

-What do you do, Kevin?

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-I'm a dispatch worker in a warehouse.

-What about you, Fiona?

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I work in the travel industry as a trainer.

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-So you've done all the travel work and now you teach other people?

-Yeah, roughly.

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-What's the furthest they've sent you?

-Florida.

-And the furthest under your own steam?

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-Arizona, I think.

-Las Vegas.

-Quite a bit of North America?

-Yes.

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Kevin, what would be good subjects for you?

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I think I'd like some '90s rock music. Indie rock music, really.

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-Of the '90s?

-Yes.

-Starting when? Which sort of bands mark the boundaries of your...?

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Like sort of Oasis-type music, but more obscure than that because that won't get me far.

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Fiona and Kevin, it's great to have you on the show.

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-Next we welcome Steve and James. How do you two know each other?

-We've been school friends for 15 years.

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Not school friends, but friends for 15 years, meeting in school.

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-You're not still at school? Please tell me.

-No.

-No.

-That would be a bit weird.

-Yeah.

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I can still fit into my uniform. That way, not that way.

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-Where are you from, James?

-Originally from Leeds, but we're from Chepstow, both of us, now.

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-What do you do, Steve?

-I work for a recruitment company in HR.

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-How about you, James?

-I am a manager in a distribution company, dealing in cider distribution.

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Isn't a cider distribution manager just a posh word for a barman?

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Steve, what would you like to see come up?

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I am a fan of WWE wrestling. I haven't seen that come up for a while, so you never know.

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You never... Quite often you do know, don't you? It won't come up.

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-James, how about you?

-Um, films.

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A wide variety of films. My favourites are Scarface and High School Musical.

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-So quite a...

-That's quite a...

-A broad spectrum.

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-Anything you wouldn't like to see come up?

-Railways. Anything to do with trains.

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-OK, good to be specific. And everything else is pretty good?

-Everything else is good to go.

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Steve and James, it's great to have you here. Best of luck.

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-Next we welcome Paul and Stephanie. How do you know each other?

-We've been married for over five years.

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Very good indeed. Someone told me, apparently, I say "very good indeed" all the time.

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You don't say it all the time. You say, "Tremendous." You've started saying, "Totes amaze,"

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-which I think works for you.

-OK.

-Very good indeed.

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-Very good indeed. Five years?

-Yeah.

-Where are you from, Paul?

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-Sunny Croydon.

-What do you do in Croydon, Stephanie?

-I sell water tanks.

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-The kind that people gather round and discuss last night's TV?

-No, the kind they use for sprinkler systems.

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-Paul, what do you do?

-I work in operating theatres as an anaesthetic assistant.

-Wow!

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-Not for the queasy?

-It's OK.

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-Very, very good indeed. Anatomy will be very good for you.

-No, no.

-Really?

-No.

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-Really?

-OK, yeah.

-You're going to be quite good on that.

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Your basic medical stuff, you'll be quite good on that?

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Not as much as German football which is more my thing.

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-Are you part German, Paul?

-No, no, no. I'm just an enthusiast.

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-You just like to see football played well?

-Yeah.

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-Stephanie, what would you like to see come up?

-It's quite specific.

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-Dystopic science fiction.

-Dystopic?

-Yeah.

-As opposed to utopic?

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-Yes.

-Utopian?

-Yes.

-Wow! OK.

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Paul and Stephanie, lovely to have you here. Very best of luck.

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Finally, we've got Liz and Karl. How do you two know each other?

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-This is my mama and we're both from Hampshire, well, Southampton in Hampshire.

-Very good.

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-Liz, what do you do?

-I'm blissfully retired now.

-Lovely.

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-What do you like doing with your retirement?

-Not a lot, but I like gardening and I love cooking.

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-What would you like to see come up?

-Something to do with food. I like food.

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-As you can see.

-And gardening. What do you mean, "As you can see?"

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-Karl, what do you do?

-I'm a community co-ordinator at a school

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so we make use of the school facilities outside of school time.

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Liz and Karl, it's lovely to have you on the show. We'll find out more about all of you during the show.

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There's only one person left to introduce. His brain is thronging with facts. Let's unleash a few.

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-He's my pointless friend. He's Richard.

-Hiya.

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-APPLAUSE

-Hello.

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So four new pairs again. We've had a little run of that recently. Very difficult to predict who will win.

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I like Round 2 today. We've covered a lot of things in Pointless.

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Round 2 is a new subject for us. I'm not sure we've seen that before.

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-And anyone who wanted films, like James, Round 1 is rather good.

-Thank you, Richard.

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All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show,

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but we want the obscure answers they didn't get.

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To stay in the game, our players need to score as few points as they can.

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Everyone is trying to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave.

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And each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

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Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

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Today's jackpot starts off at £10,500.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, let's play Pointless.

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In this round, each of you gives me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of the round is eliminated.

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If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, they will score 100 points, so try and avoid those if you can.

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Our first category this afternoon is...

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Actors. Decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second.

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Robert Redford films as they could. Richard?

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Yes, slightly different criteria. We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release

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for which Robert Redford has received a credit as an actor or director up to the start of 2012.

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As always, no TV films or short films, but voice performances count.

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-So, actor or director or both.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now then, Fiona and Kevin, you all drew lots before the show and today, you are going first.

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So, Fiona, Robert Redford films, a nice obscure one.

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Any film might be nice that's right,

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so I'm going to have a stab at King Of Tides.

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The King Of Tides. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said The King Of Tides.

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Bad luck, Fiona. That's an incorrect answer, so you score 100 points. I'm sorry. Richard?

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-Sorry. I don't think there is a King Of Tides. There's a Prince Of Tides, which is Nick Nolte.

-Thank you.

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-Steve?

-I know that James is going to be looking right over my shoulder probably want to poke me, hit me.

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He's the film buff. I'm not. I'm going to have to do the same thing and have a wild stab in the dark.

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I'm going to say Prince Of Persia.

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Prince Of Persia, says Steve.

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Let's see if that's correct and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Prince Of Persia.

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No.

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Are we going to keep up this royal thing all the way through?

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The criteria is different to normal, but it's not "name a film with Prince in the title".

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I hope Robert Redford's not over here and watching.

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Stuck in his hotel room, thinking, "I'll watch some of that famously good English TV."

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He's on his way to Heathrow, as we speak. This had better be good, Stephanie.

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-Come on, Stephanie.

-I'm really sorry. I can't even think who he is.

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LAUGHTER

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I think he might be maybe more of a classic actor, so I'm going to go for The Seven Samurai.

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LAUGHTER

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Seven Samurai - let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our people said The Seven Samurai.

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I'm afraid, Stephanie, that scores you 100 points because it's an incorrect answer.

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Everything is going so well, isn't it(?)

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-On the plus side, it didn't have the word "prince" in the title, so that's something.

-Karl, please.

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I was going to say, "Let's have an obscure Robert Redford film." Let's just have a Robert Redford film!

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You say that, but it would be a sham not to make it a full house because I don't know anything by him either.

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I'm going to say...

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The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said that.

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No!

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-Shocking(!)

-I'm afraid you also score 100 points.

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It's an incorrect answer. I don't know about the good and the ugly, but that's just bad!

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Wow! Well, we're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at the scores!

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LAUGHTER

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Well, let me just say this. It's neck and neck!

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Blimey, OK! You all know what you have to do.

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All we want is a correct answer. We'll be here for ever!

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Can the second players take their places at the podium?

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OK, we are looking for Robert Redford films. Liz...

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-Thank goodness for you!

-I think I could cheer you up.

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The Sting.

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The Sting! Lovely. You're all joint high and low scorers, so there's no red line for you.

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You just have to hope this goes down as low as it can. The Sting, is it right, how many people said it?

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It's correct!

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19. Very well done, Liz.

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APPLAUSE

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It scores 19.

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Moreover, it's a correct answer. It takes your total up to 119.

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-Richard?

-We salute you, Liz.

-Thank you.

-The good news is Robert Redford now wants to marry you.

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-The good news is I'll accept.

-No kidding(!) From 1973.

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-Won the Best Picture Oscar in 1973 and Robert Redford nominated for an Oscar as well.

-Excellent.

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Paul, the high scorers are now Liz and Karl on 119. You are on 100.

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If you score 18 or less, you are through to the next round. Tell me you know who Robert Redford is!

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I have heard of Robert Redford. I'm aware he works in the film industry.

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If he hasn't made a movie called Stakeout, he should. That's what I'm going for - Stakeout

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OK, we're looking for Robert Redford films. Paul says Stakeout. There's your red line.

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If you get below that red line with Stakeout...

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well done, you!

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LAUGHTER

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Stakeout, is it right, how many people said it?

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Bad luck, Paul. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. That takes your total up to 200. Richard?

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It's a shame because Prince Of Stakeouts is a Robert Redford film!

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LAUGHTER

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James, the high scorers on 200 are Paul and Stephanie.

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You're on 100, which means a score of 99 or less will see you through to the next round.

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-I think I know a couple of obscure ones, but I'm going to play it safe...

-No!

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..and go for The Horse Whisperer.

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-Here's your red line. It's quite high.

-LAUGHTER

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Let's see if The Horse Whisperer is right and if it is, how many people said The Horse Whisperer.

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It's right and you are through to the next round.

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19.

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APPLAUSE

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Very well done indeed. That takes your total up to 119.

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You are tied with Liz and Karl, but safely through. Richard?

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He directed that and starred in it as the horse whisperer.

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Kevin, the high scorers on 200 are Paul and Stephanie. You're on 100.

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A score of 99 or less, into the next round.

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I'm going to take a guess at something he might have been in.

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I'll go for The Towering Inferno.

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The Towering Inferno, says Kevin.

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Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said The Towering Inferno.

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No!

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-Surprise(!)

-I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer which takes your total up to 200.

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-Richard?

-The Towering Inferno is the sort of film he might have been in.

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-Yeah.

-It had Steve McQueen and Paul Newman both in Robert Redford-ish roles.

-It's a tie.

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Our two tied pairs have to give me one answer each. The pair with the highest score is eliminated.

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You can now confer. Like that's going to help(!)

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WHISPERING

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OK, we are looking for Robert Redford films. Kevin and Fiona, I would like you to go first.

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-We're going to try for Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid.

-OK, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid.

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Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

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Yes!

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36.

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-APPLAUSE

-36. It takes your total up to 236.

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Paul and Stephanie...

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We thought of going for Seabiscuit on the horses theme,

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but if a western is a correct answer shall we go for The Magnificent Seven?

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No, I did a "Seven" one, so I think we shouldn't do that.

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OK. Let's go for Seabiscuit.

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Seabiscuit, says Paul. Let's see if Seabiscuit is right.

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There is your red line. If you get below it, you are through to the next round. Seabiscuit...

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No! Bad luck, bad luck.

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Paul and Stephanie, that is another incorrect answer which takes your total up to 300.

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LAUGHTER

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-Is there a club for that?

-There is now.

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He's been in all sorts of films -

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Indecent Proposal, Great Gatsby, A River Runs Through It, Out Of Africa, Spy Game.

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Let's take a look at some of the pointless ones.

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An Unfinished Life, Downhill Racer about a, um...downhill racer!

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Inside Daisy Clover. Downhill ski racer, I should have said.

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Quiz Show, which he directed, The Legend Of Bagger Vance with Will Smith and Matt Damon.

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The Milagro Beanfield War, The Natural, which is a wonderful film, Up Close & Personal as well.

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The highest scorer of all was Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid.

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Thanks. At the end of Round 1, the losing pair with the highest score, Paul and Stephanie.

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-If you're going to lose, you might as well lose in style.

-Style?

-LAUGHTER

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We won't have Robert Redford next time, but, Paul and Stephanie, we will have you next time.

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I'm sure we'll see much more of you then. Thanks for playing.

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APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round 2.

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There's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head, so one team will leave us at the end of this round.

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Our category for Round 2 is...

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Historical Sites. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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It's the first time we've had a question like this, according to Mr Osman. Let's see what it concerns.

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We'll give you six clues on each pass to the name of an historic prison.

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Give us an obscure answer, you'll score fewer points. Give us an incorrect answer, 100 points.

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-12 prisons in all to guess at home.

-Thank you very much.

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Here come our six clues to historic prisons.

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I'll read those all one more time.

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There are our six prisons. You're trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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-Now then, Kevin...

-I should know the German prisoner-of-war camp.

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Right, I'm going for that one. Is it something like Kadowitz?

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Kadowitz, says Kevin.

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Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people knew that answer - Kadowitz.

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No.

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Bad luck, Kevin. That's an incorrect answer, so you score 100 points. Richard?

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Another 100. The good news is, though, Kadowitz is a Robert Redford film(!)

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-James, prisons?

-There's one that jumps out that I think I've got a slight inkling, so I'll go for that.

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Nelson Mandela, Cook Island?

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Cook Island...

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OK, Cook Island, says James.

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Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Cook Island.

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No. Bad luck.

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That's another 100 points.

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Liz, you're the last person to have this board. You can fill in the gaps if you like!

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I think I know a few of them.

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I presume the German prisoner-of-war is Colditz.

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I should know Nelson Mandela and I can't for the life of me remember it

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New York State prison, I think, is Alcatraz, and the Bastille is France

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But I think I'll go for The Ballad Of Reading Gaol, the Oscar Wilde one Reading Gaol.

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Reading Gaol, says Liz. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people knew that answer.

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Yes, it's right.

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Very, very well done, Liz.

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-APPLAUSE

-Not only is it right...

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..it also scores you only 7 points. Very good.

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Well played, Liz. Essentially, we're playing a game of "everybody gets it wrong, then Liz gets it right".

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Written under the pseudonym C33, which was Cell Block 3, Landing 3, Cell 3, which was his prison number.

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-Liz, you thought you had an answer to the Nelson Mandela one?

-Robben Island?

-Yes. That scored 10 points.

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Very low scorer. The highest answer on the board is the bottom one.

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Liz, you're right, the Bastille.

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It would have scored you 28.

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-You were wrong about New York State prison. That is Sing Sing.

-Yes.

-It would have scored 5.

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The German POW camp, Kevin, it's not Kadowitz, it's Colditz.

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Would have scored you 11. Tough luck. And Johnny Cash made his first prison album at Folsom Prison.

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12 points. Very well done if you got all of those. Very well done if you got one of them!

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Thank you, Richard. Let's take a look at the scores.

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Liz and Karl...

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A lovely correct answer there scoring you only seven.

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And then we go up to 100 to James and Steve and Kevin and Fiona.

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So, Steve and Fiona, let's hope you know your historic prisons or we'll have another tie!

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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We're going to put six more clues on the board. And here we go.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one more time.

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There we are. We are looking for the historic prisons described there and you want the one

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that the fewest people knew.

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Karl, you're the low scorers on seven. The high scorers are on 100.

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A score of 92 or less will see you through to the next round.

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There's a few I know,

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but I'm going to go with...

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the one about Rudolf Hess, which I believe is Spandau prison.

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Very good indeed. Spandau says Karl. Here's your red line coming in.

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Lovely and high. Get below that and you're through.

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Is it right? How many said Spandau?

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Quite right, and you are through.

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Very, very well done indeed, Karl. That's a great answer. Lovely low score of 9 takes your total to 16.

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-Richard?

-Very well played. On the outskirts of Berlin.

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Rudolf Hess was its last prisoner for over 20 years, 1966 to 1987.

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Very good. Now then, Steve, you're the joint high scorers on 100.

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We need a nice low score because it's between you and Fiona.

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Em, it's going to have to be a guess, I'm afraid.

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I will guess at "also known as The Rock in San Francisco Bay" and I'll go with Alcatraz.

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OK, Alcatraz for The Rock.

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There's no red line for you. Let's see if Alcatraz is right and how many people said it.

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Yes, it's right!

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-56.

-OK.

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Not bad. That takes your total up to 156.

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-Richard?

-A correct answer, Steve. There's a film called The Rock.

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-Al Capone was there for 4½ years.

-OK.

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Now then, Fiona, the high scorers are Steve and James on 156. You are on 100.

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A score of 55 or less sees you into the Head to Head. Come on, Fiona.

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I would love to fill in this whole board. However, that's not going to happen.

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I think Anne Boleyn may have been executed in the Tower of London.

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-You're saying the Tower of London.

-Yeah.

-OK. Tower of London. Here's your red line.

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Below that, you're in the Head to Head. Is it right? How many people said the Tower of London?

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It is right.

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And you are through to the next round. 25! Well done!

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25 takes your total up to 125.

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The last person to be executed at the Tower, do you know the year?

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-Shall I tell you?

-Go on.

-1941.

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-What?!

-Yeah, 1941. A German spy called Josef Jakobs.

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-The City of London prison pulled down in 1902? Any ideas?

-Newgate?

-Absolutely right.

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Parts of the Old Bailey are on the site. 5 points.

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The former leper colony in French Guiana? Where Papillon is set.

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-Devil's Island.

-Absolutely right. 4 points.

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-And outlaw Ned Kelly executed there in 1880?

-Old Melbourne prison.

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Absolutely right. One point. Very well done if you got all 12.

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-Thank you, Richard. So the losing pair with the highest score, it's Steve and James.

-Yeah.

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-What can you say?

-I can say we've not seen you at your best.

-I don't think so, no.

-No.

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-Next time we're going to see a lot better from you.

-Definitely.

-I think so, yes. Please.

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Great to have you on the show. Thanks so much for playing.

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But for the remaining two pairs things get even more exciting as we enter the Head to Head.

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Congratulations, Liz and Karl, Fiona and Kevin. You are one round from the final

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and a chance to play for that jackpot, which currently stands at £10,500.

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Now only one pair can play for that money, so you are now going to go head to head

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on the best of three questions. The first pair to win two will play for the jackpot.

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You're now, of course, allowed to confer. Let's play the Head to Head.

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OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

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-BBC Overseas Sports Personalities of the Year. Richard?

-We're going to show you five pictures

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-of recipients of the BBC Overseas Sports Personality of the Year. Can you name the most obscure?

-Thanks.

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Let's reveal our five BBC Overseas Sports Personalities of the Year.

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OK, there are our five BBC Overseas Sports Personalities of the Year.

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Liz and Karl, you've played best and so you get to go first.

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-Go on, then.

-OK, we have an answer.

-We're going to go with E, Marina Hingis.

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E, Martina Hingis.

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E, Martina Hingis. Fiona and Kevin, you can do all your thinking out loud now.

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We have got an idea who D is, but not confident.

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We know who A and B are, so it's a toss up between the two. And will we go with the golfer?

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-Yeah.

-We'll go with B, Seve Ballesteros.

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Seve Ballesteros. OK, we have Martina Hingis and Seve Ballesteros.

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Liz and Karl, you have said E, Martina Hingis. Let's see if that's right and how many people said

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Martina Hingis.

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Absolutely right.

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Oh, very, very well done. Down to single figures.

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Nine for Martina Hingis.

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And Fiona and Kevin have said B is Seve Ballesteros.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.

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Nine is the score you have to beat to win this question.

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It's right.

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37.

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-So after one question Liz and Karl are up one-nil. Richard?

-Let's look at the answers.

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Only one would have beaten Martina Hingis. It's not A, Shane Warne. He would have scored you 42 points.

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The late, great Seve Ballesteros, 37. Now C, some people at home will have got this. Only one point.

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One of the greatest figure skaters of all time. The American Donald Jackson. He won in 1962.

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And D is Olga Korbut. Olga Korbut,

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who won three gold medals in the 1972 Olympics. 17 points.

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-Very well done if you got all five.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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Here comes your second question. Fiona and Kevin, you have to win this to stay in the game.

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Here it comes. It concerns... bones of the human body.

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Bones of the human body. Richard?

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We're going to show you five names of bones, all in anagram form.

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Can you work them out and give the most obscure answer?

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OK, thanks, Richard, so let's reveal our five anagrams of human body bones. Here we go.

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-We have got...

-HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one more time.

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There are your anagrams of bones. Fiona and Kevin,

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you go first.

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-We're going to go for the All Emus.

-Yep.

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-We think that's the malleus.

-The malleus.

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Liz and Karl...

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-Sternum might be.

-OK.

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Yeah, OK.

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We'll go for Men Rust and sternum.

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Men Rust is sternum, say Liz and Karl. We have malleus and sternum.

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Fiona and Kevin have said All Emus is malleus. Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

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It's right.

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Oh, it's a good score.

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One! Very, very well done, Fiona and Kevin.

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One for malleus. Liz and Karl have said Men Rust is sternum.

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Let's see if that's right and how many gave that answer.

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It's right.

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24.

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24, which means after two questions you are one-all. Richard?

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Malleus is the best answer on the board. Let's see these.

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Luna is ulna. That's the simplest one and would have scored 51.

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-Ambled In. Do you know that?

-Mandible.

-Yeah, the lower jaw.

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That would have scored 2 points. And Sure Hum?

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-It's a big score, but I found it hard to work out. The humerus.

-Oh, of course.

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Which would have scored you 46. Well done if you got all five.

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Thank you, Richard. Here comes your third question. Whoever wins it will go through to the final

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and play for that massive jackpot. Good luck. Your third question concerns...William Shakespeare.

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William Shakespeare, Richard?

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We're going to give you five clues to facts about William Shakespeare. Which of these is the most obscure?

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OK, let's reveal our five clues to facts about William Shakespeare.

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-And we have got...

-HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one more time.

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So there we are. Five clues to facts about Shakespeare.

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Liz and Karl, you go first again this time.

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OK, then.

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We're going for the woman he married.

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-I'm going to go for Anne Hathaway.

-Anne Hathaway, say Liz and Karl, for the woman he married.

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-Fiona and Kevin, you can think out loud.

-We've got an idea of the town and the actor who played him.

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-Which one do you want to go for?

-Town.

-We'll go for the town

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-and say Stratford upon Avon.

-Stratford upon Avon. OK, so we have two answers there.

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Liz and Karl have said Anne Hathaway is the name of the woman he married in 1582.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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It's right.

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27.

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27. Fiona and Kevin have said Stratford upon Avon is the town where he was born. Is that right?

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It's right.

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So 27 is what you have to beat.

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Oh! 28!

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Wow!

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Very, very close indeed, but Liz and Karl pip you there with 27,

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-which means Liz and Karl are through to the final, 2-1. Richard?

-Kevin, the actor would have won.

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-Who did you think it was?

-Colin Farrell?

-Not Colin Farrell. Yeah, it's Joseph Fiennes.

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That won the Best Picture Oscar. Three points.

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The furniture left to his wife in his will. It's quite famous - his second-best bed.

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We'd have taken bed. 17 points. And the mother's maiden name?

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-Arden.

-That's the best answer. Two points. Very well done.

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Very well done if you got 15 across those three.

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Thank you, Richard. So the losing pair I'm afraid is Fiona and Kevin.

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It's been quite a bumpy ride, I think we can say. But you gave a good account and malleus...!

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All is forgiven from the first two rounds for malleus. Lovely answer.

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Very well done indeed. We will see you again next time.

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And I'm sure we'll see you in the Head to Head and beyond.

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Thank you very much for playing, Fiona and Kevin!

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But for Liz and Karl it's now time for our Pointless final.

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Congratulations, Liz and Karl. You have fought off all competition to win the coveted Pointless trophy.

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You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and the jackpot stands at £10,500.

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So the rules are very simple. All you have to do is find a pointless answer.

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We haven't had any on the show. We've hardly had any right answers!

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One pointless answer now and you go home with that £10,500.

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First, you choose a category from these five options. They are...

0:36:540:36:59

HE READS THE LIST

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-What would you like?

-Shall we go...boxing?

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-Em...

-Give it a go.

-All right. We'll have a bash at boxing.

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OK. That's the spirit!

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Let's find out your question.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many boxers fought professionally by Frank Bruno

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as they could.

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-Richard?

-We're looking for the name of any professional boxer who fought Frank Bruno

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from the start of his career in 1982 through to his last fight in 1996.

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-We need first names and surnames, please.

-OK.

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You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers. All you need to win that £10,500

0:37:470:37:54

-is for one answer to be pointless. Are you ready?

-Yes!

-Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

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There they are. Your time starts now.

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-Mike Tyson. That's a bit obvious. I'm trying to think of boxers from that time.

-Manny Pacquiao?

-No.

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Buster Douglas was around at that time. He fought Tyson. I don't know if he fought Bruno.

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-Who else was around?

-Em... I'm just trying to think.

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-Mike Tyson...

-That's one, but that's obvious.

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Nigel Benn, but that was a different weight. Eubank, maybe.

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-Did they fight each other?

-I'm not sure.

-No.

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What else have we got?

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-Em... I think there was a guy called Nigel Spinks.

-There is a Nigel Spinks.

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-Or is he a footballer?

-No, no, he's...

0:38:440:38:48

-I'm just trying to think of heavyweight boxers from that period. I don't really know.

-10 seconds.

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-So Buster Douglas.

-Yes.

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-Nigel Spinks.

-Yeah.

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And...

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-We only have two.

-There's your time.

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OK, we're looking for boxers fought professionally by Frank Bruno.

0:39:060:39:10

-I now need your three answers.

-We're gonna go Buster Douglas.

-Buster Douglas.

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-Nigel Spinks.

-Nigel Spinks.

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-And Mike Tyson.

-And Mike Tyson. Which do you think is your best crack at a pointless answer?

0:39:180:39:24

-Buster Douglas.

-We'll put him third.

-Not sure it's right, but if it is...

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-The most obvious being Mike Tyson, so we'll put him first?

-Yeah.

-Let's put them up in that order.

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OK, so we were looking for boxers fought professionally by Frank Bruno. Mike Tyson, you said, was

0:39:390:39:45

your least confident shot at a pointless answer. Remember, you only need to find one to win.

0:39:450:39:53

So how many people said Mike Tyson? Is it right?

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Yep, Mike Tyson is a correct answer.

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Now all it has to do is go down to zero and you will leave here... Oh!

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52.

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Unfortunately, not a pointless answer. You have two more shots.

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What would you do with £10,500, Liz?

0:40:160:40:20

My younger son's car could probably do with replacing.

0:40:200:40:24

It sounds awful!

0:40:240:40:26

-Karl, what would you do?

-My girlfriend wants a summer holiday.

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OK, well, very best of luck. We were looking for boxers fought professionally by Frank Bruno.

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Let's hope nobody said Nigel Spinks. It has to be correct and pointless for you to win.

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Let's see if it's right and how many said Nigel Spinks.

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Oh! Bad luck!

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-Bad luck.

-Surprise.

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An incorrect answer. You only have one more chance to win the jackpot.

0:40:530:40:58

Everything is now riding on Buster Douglas. OK.

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We're looking for boxers fought by Frank Bruno. Buster Douglas has to be right

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and has to be pointless. If it's both, you will win the jackpot of £10,500. Very best of luck.

0:41:090:41:16

Buster Douglas. Is it pointless?

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Oh, no!

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Bad luck!

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-We tried.

-Bad luck. Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer

0:41:240:41:32

so you don't win today's jackpot of £10,500,

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which rolls over to the next show. But you have been fantastic and you take home the Pointless trophy.

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-So, Richard...

-Unlucky. Buster Douglas never fought Bruno. He did fight Tyson, very famously.

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Nigel Spinks - there's Michael Spinks, who also fought Tyson, and Leon Spinks,

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who fought Ali amongst others, but Nigel Spink was the Aston Villa goalkeeper

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who famously won the European Cup. Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

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Boxing aficionados will know these. Anders Eklund, that was pointless.

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Chuck Gardner, Floyd "Jumbo" Cummings,

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Jesse Ferguson, Juan Figueroa, his very first fight against Lupe Guerra.

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Rodolfo "Delfino" Marin, Tom Stevenson, Winston Allen.

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Some of the bigger names - Mike Evans, Carl Williams, Jose Ribalta, James "Quick" Tillis.

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-Very well done if you got those.

-Thank you, Richard. Unfortunately, we say goodbye, Liz and Karl.

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-Thank you both so much for playing.

-Thank you.

-Thanks for having us.

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Unfortunately, Liz and Karl didn't win our jackpot so it rolls over

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and on the next show we will be playing for £11,500.

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-Join us then. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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