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Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to Pointless,

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where all the questions have been asked to 100 people before the show.

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Our contestants have to come up with the answers they couldn't think of. Let's meet today's players.

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-Couple number one.

-Hi, I'm Charlotte. This is Sammy, my husband. And we're from south Wales.

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-And couple number two.

-Hi, I'm Kira. This is my friend Alan and we've come down from Dundee.

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-Couple number three.

-Hi, I'm James. This is my grandma Jean from the Wirral.

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-And our fourth and final couple.

-I'm Tim, this is Elton. We're brothers from Essex.

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These are our contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show. There's only one person left to introduce.

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-Bringing people together through obscure knowledge, it's my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya. Hello.

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-Good afternoon.

-That could be a slogan for the show when we go public, when we float it.

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-Bringing people together through obscure knowledge since 2009.

-Pointless plc.

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Imagine when it's been going for 100 years. It probably won't be us.

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-Maybe not.

-You never know.

-In 100 years' time, we'll be plugged in.

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-Won't that be fun?

-I virtually am already, if I'm honest.

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-We've still got a big old jackpot.

-It's getting bigger.

-We've got two pairs who underachieved last time.

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Elton and Tim, Sammy and Charlotte. But Round 1 today is very good for Sammy and Charlotte, I think.

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They should do well on it. Absolutely lovely to have a grandmother/grandson team.

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-Always.

-Jean and James, you're very welcome. A lovely couple to have on the show.

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I like everyone equally, I really do. I don't discriminate at all.

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-But come on!

-LAUGHTER

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Thanks, Richard. All our questions have been put to 100 people.

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Our contestants must find the obscure answers they didn't get. Everyone wants a pointless answer,

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which none of our 100 people got. That adds 250 quid to the jackpot.

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Steph and Liz didn't win the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000.

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So today's jackpot starts off at £13,250.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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In this round, I will take an answer from each of you and there's no conferring.

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The pair with the highest score will be eliminated.

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Our first category today is... Hit Singles.

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Can you all decide who's going to go first and who's going second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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-OK. And our question concerns... Welsh acts and their hit records.

-LAUGHTER

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-Welsh acts and their hit records.

-No pressure, Sammy and Charlotte.

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Seven hit singles in each pass, each performed by a Welsh act.

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Just tell us the name of the act. The more obscure the answer, the fewer points.

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-An incorrect answer is 100 points. 14 Welsh acts to have a go at at home. Best of luck.

-Thank you.

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Let's put our first board of hit records up. We have got...

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. Seven hit singles, all by Welsh acts.

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-Charlotte, welcome back. Tell us what happened last time.

-We went out in Round 1.

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-It was birds.

-Well, you're back for a second time. Everyone gets two chances to get to the final.

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-Remind us what you do, Charlotte.

-I work for a mental health charity.

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-What do you like getting up to?

-I love swimming, going to the gym, exercise in general.

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OK. Are you good at Welsh acts?

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Well, I think I'm OK on a lot of those, even though I'm not Welsh.

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-I'll put that in there. I'm going to go for Mercy and Duffy.

-Duffy.

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Says Charlotte for Mercy. Let's see if Duffy's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

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Absolutely right.

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30.

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-30 for Duffy. Not bad at all. Richard?

-Yeah. In 2008, she had the biggest-selling album in the UK.

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-And in 2009 the Royal Horticultural Society named a daffodil after her.

-A Duffydil?

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That is what they called it. A Duffydil.

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-Wow. There you go.

-How about that?

-I came up with that as a joke just then.

-Yeah.

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-They had time to think about that.

-They probably thought, "Let's go with our first instincts."

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Yeah. Now then, Alan, welcome to the show. What do you do, Alan?

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-I'm a game designer.

-Up in Dundee?

-Yes.

-Dundee, of course, becoming a bit of an enclave.

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Yeah, for about the past 10 years Dundee has been producing hit video games.

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-How long have you been doing it?

-Just over four years.

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-In your spare time, do you also play?

-Constantly, but that's research.

-Of course!

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Of course it is. Now then, Alan, how are you on your Welsh acts?

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I think there's three there that I know. Two I'm definitely confident, one not so much.

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But I'm confident I can get one.

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It's a safe one, but Have A Nice Day and Stereophonics.

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Stereophonics says Alan. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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Absolutely right.

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30 our low score so far.

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You've gone through that. 14. Very well done, Alan.

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-Stereophonics.

-Well played, Alan. Quite a low score for a big hit.

-That's quite depressing.

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-That was 2001!

-A long time ago, yeah.

-Long time. 12 years ago.

-Can you imagine?

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Yeah.

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-So you'd have been what? 12 years ago...

-18.

-37?

-LAUGHTER

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-What are you now? Early 50s? Is that right?

-Thanks, Richard.

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Now, James, welcome to the show. You're from the Wirral.

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-I am.

-What do you do there?

-Well, I currently commute to college doing a sport performance diploma.

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-What are you hoping to do after that?

-I'm hoping to do a degree in sport coaching.

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-Any particular sport?

-Football.

-Excellent. You'll be hoping football comes up today.

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-I am, yeah.

-OK, very good. Now, James, Welsh acts.

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-What did you think when this came up?

-I knew three. Two have been picked and one's the most obvious!

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There's two there I'm thinking I could have a little stab in the dark and go for it,

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then rely on my lovely grandma to get me out of trouble. So It's Not Unusual, Tom Jones.

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Tom Jones says James. Let's see... I think that might be right. How many said it?

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It's right. Oh!

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I didn't even get to the T of "right". 89.

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-Wow. Well, it's a lot better than 100.

-Not a LOT better than 100.

-Well, it is.

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-It's world away.

-It is better. His first UK hit in 1965. A number one single.

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-That's genuinely endured.

-It has.

-89 points.

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OK, thanks very much. We're looking for the Welsh acts who had hits with these records.

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Tim, welcome back to the show, on exactly the same podium and almost exactly the same shirt.

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Yes, it's a job lot. LAUGHTER

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-Tell us what happened last time.

-Last time I went for the most popular answer in the first round.

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Blue tit. But the killer one was Carol Vorderman.

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-Take us through the board.

-Em, my answer... Walking In The Air is probably Aled Jones.

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I could be wrong.

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The Masses Against The Classes is Manic Street Preachers,

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but I'll go with Crazy Chick. Charlotte Church?

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Crazy Chick, Charlotte Church. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

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Absolutely right.

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I think this is a great answer, Tim. Let's see how far down it goes. 22.

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-Very well done, indeed.

-Yeah, a number two hit from 2005.

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You'd have been better off going with your other answer. Cooler and lower-scoring.

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The Masses Against The Classes would have scored you 8 points.

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Walking In The Air was Aled Jones. That would have scored 48.

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And the best answer on the board is Tell Laura I Love Her.

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Ricky Valance. Two points. Very well done if you remembered that as some people just have now.

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Thanks. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores.

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Alan, 14. Very much the best score of that pass. Alan and Kira looking strong.

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Up to 22, Tim and Elton, also pretty good.

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30, Charlotte and Sammy.

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Oh, James, you weren't kidding. Jean's got a job on her hands here., but I think Jean can do it.

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If anyone can, Jean can. Best of luck.

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We'll come back down the line. Can the second players take their places?

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OK, we'll put seven more hit singles on the board. Here they are.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one last time.

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We're looking for the Welsh acts that had these hit records.

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Elton, you want the one the fewest of the 100 people knew.

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Tim did very well, didn't he?

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He did. Fair play to him. There's something in there that's working.

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-We discovered last time that you're a car salesman.

-Not a very good one.

-Really?

-I try.

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-What are your tricks? Any good sales tricks?

-It's my charm.

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-Could you do me a deal?

-For you, anything, yeah.

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That is actually on camera.

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-LAUGHTER

-That is binding now.

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Fantastic, Elton. We'll talk later. Now then, Elton, you have the pick of the board.

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-I do.

-They're all yours. Tim did well.

-I'm hoping I can beat him.

-Really?

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He's left you in a very good position. You're on 22. The high scorers are on 89.

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If you can score 66 or less, through you go to Round 2.

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Em, I'm going to go for Road Rage and Catatonia.

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Road Rage and Catatonia. Here's your red line.

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Get below that and you're through. Let's see if it's right and how many said Catatonia.

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Absolutely right.

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And you're through. Very well done.

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Are you going to beat Tim's score? Yes! 19. Very well done.

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41 your total.

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Well played, Elton. Catatonia, fronted by Cerys Matthews who now DJs on 6 Music.

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-Lovely Cerys Matthews.

-She's great.

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-She's lovely.

-All right! Get a room.

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What? On my own? Now Jean...

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James has left you with a bit of a mountain to climb.

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-Tell me, what do you do?

-Before I retired, I was in nursing.

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-And how do you spend your time now?

-I like to holiday, cruising. I like travelling.

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I do some voluntary work at our local oncology unit, just to keep in touch with the profession.

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-Very good. And James lives with you now?

-He does, yes.

-That's nice.

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-So you keep James in order.

-Well, I try.

-Other way round.

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Other way round?! That's only because we're here and I can't get at him.

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-Wait 'til I get him home.

-Yeah.

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-Well, he's left you a job to do.

-He has.

-You're the high scorers.

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-But I think you'll know a really good answer.

-Well, I don't know. I know a couple, I think.

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-I think I'll try Green Door, Shakin' Stevens.

-Shakin' Stevens says Jean for Green Door.

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Let's see if it's right and how many people said it. There's no red line for you.

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It's right.

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40.

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Taking your total up to 129.

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That's a good answer, Jean. Well played. The Welsh Elvis. The biggest UK singles artist of the 1980s.

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-The Welvis.

-Outsold Michael Jackson in the '80s.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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Thank you very much. Now then, Kira, great news.

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-You're through to the next round.

-Yay!

-The high scorers are Jean and James on 129.

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-Even if you score 100, you're through.

-That's a relief! I'm not feeling very confident.

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-Kira, what do you do?

-I'm a web developer on a family genealogy website.

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-You're not from Scotland.

-I'm a Yorkshire lass.

-OK.

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-How are you feeling about this board?

-The only one I knew is gone, so not very good.

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Goldfinger's been bugging me because I can hear it so clearly in my head, but can't put a name to it

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so I'll have to have a complete guess. I don't think this guy is even Welsh, so...

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I'll just say Cliff Richard for It's a Heartache.

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Cliff Richard for It's A Heartache. OK, there's no red line for you because you're already through.

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So that's a relief. Cliff Richard - is that right? How many people said it if it is?

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Ooh, bad luck!

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Cliff Richard, no Welshman he. That scores you 100 points, takes your total to 114,

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-but you're through anyway. Richard?

-Not Cliff Richard. I'll give you the answer at the end,

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-but you're safely through.

-Now then, Sammy.

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-Relieved.

-Well, I wouldn't be too relieved. You have to score 98 or less.

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I loved the first board. I could have given you 6 out of 7.

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-This board came up and there were only two I could think of. Luckily, one is still there.

-OK.

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So I'm quite grateful that Goldfinger I can still say Shirley Bassey.

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Shirley Bassey. You've got to hope that this scores 98 or less.

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Kira couldn't remember her name, so maybe the 100 might not have.

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There is the red line. Below that, you're through.

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Shirley Bassey says Sammy. Is it right? How many said it?

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Absolutely right and you're through.

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77. Takes your total up to 107.

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Yeah, did what you needed to do there. Let's look at the rest.

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It's A Heartache. Not Cliff Richard. It's Bonnie Tyler.

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Would have scored you 28 points. I Hear You Knocking was number one when I was born. By Dave Edmunds.

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Six points for that. Those Were The Days, Mary Hopkin. 13 points.

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And If I Ruled The World was Harry Secombe. 19 points.

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So the best answer, Dave Edmunds.

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Thanks, Richard. At the end of our first round, the losing pair with a score of 129 is Jean and James.

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I'm afraid it's you.

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Oh, James. That was a high score there, wasn't it? Tom Jones. He's such an institution.

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And that song has lasted and lasted. Everyone knows it.

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-There were no others you knew?

-Only the two mentioned previous.

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Oh, dear. Bad luck. We'll see you again next time. Thanks for playing, Jean and James.

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But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round 2.

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Sadly, at the end of this round another pair will be leaving us.

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Sammy and Charlotte, you were a bit lucky there. Did you think Bassey would do it?

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I thought she'd get less than 98. I was surprised I still had her,

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-but I was going to take a punt on Bonnie Tyler, so I was all right.

-Fair enough.

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Elton and Tim, very much the low scorers.

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OK, our category for Round 2 is...

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The USA. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and second?

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And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

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OK, our question concerns...

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triple letter US states.

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-Triple letter US states. Richard?

-Any US state whose name contains the same letter repeated three times.

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If we were looking for countries, Canada would be an example. Three As.

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Any of the US states whose name contains the same letter at least three times. There are 13 in all.

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See if you can get all 13.

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Thank you very much, Richard. Oh, this is good.

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We're looking for US states which have at least one letter repeated three times.

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Now then, Sammy. There are some easy ones and some less easy ones.

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I don't think I could name all 13.

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I'm going to go for Tennessee.

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Tennessee. Let's see if that's right and how many people said Tennessee.

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There we are. 14.

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I think that's a good score. We'll see. Richard?

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Yeah, four Es in Tennessee. Contains Memphis, birthplace of the blues and rock'n'roll.

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-Kira?

-I've got a couple in my head, but I think I know which one I'm going to go for. Alaska.

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Alaska says Kira. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Alaska.

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Absolutely right.

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14 our best score so far.

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25 for Alaska.

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Yep, three As in Alaska. Purchased from the Russians in 1867 for two cents an acre.

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-Two cents...?

-An acre.

-Wow.

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Now then, Tim.

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We're looking for US states which have at least one letter repeated three times.

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I'm going to kick myself because I like anything to do with America.

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I've got two possible answers.

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I'm gonna go with...

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Alabama.

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Alabama says Tim. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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34.

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Yeah, a pretty big score for Alabama. With all the As, I guess. The Heart of Dixie they call it.

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The heart of the southern states.

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OK, we're halfway through. Let's look at the scores. Sammy, very good answer as it turns out. 14.

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Lovely low score. I think you and Charlotte can relax a little bit.

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Then up to 25 where we find Kira and Alan, then 34 where we find Tim and Elton,

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so, Elton, we need you to answer very shrewdly in this next pass or we may be saying goodbye to you.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, now, Elton, you've had a little bit of time to get your thoughts in order. How are you feeling?

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I've been struggling with this one. Tim came up with a good one.

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There's only one I can think of and it's the most obvious.

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And that'll be Mississippi.

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Mississippi, says Elton. There's no red line for you as you are the high scorers.

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Let's see how many people said Mississippi.

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It's right.

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48.

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There we are, yes. That is a high score.

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-APPLAUSE

-That takes your total up to 82.

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Yeah, four S's and four I's, but at least it's correct.

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These states can trip people up, so there may still be a 100 to come.

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Now then, Alan...

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Elton and Tim are on 82. You're on 25. If you can score 56 or less, you are in the head-to-head.

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Quite exciting, now we have that massive jackpot.

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There's two that I'm quite confident about.

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I'm going to go with the one I think will get less and that's Illinois.

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Illinois, says Alan. Illinois.

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Here is your red line. Below that with Illinois, Round 3.

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Let's see if it's right and let's see how many people said Illinois.

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You've done it.

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It's a great answer, Alan. Very well done. 5 takes your total up to 30.

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APPLAUSE

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Well played, Alan. You're having a solid show. Illinois, three I's.

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Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama lived in Illinois when they were elected President.

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OK, Charlotte, have you had lots of brilliant answers that everyone else has said?

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I've had some that others have said, yeah.

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One I am fairly sure on, but I don't know if I want to go with it. It's Connecticut.

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I'm pretty sure it's spelt Con-NECT-icut.

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I think I'm going to go a little bit safer with Massachusetts.

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Massachusetts, says Charlotte. The high scorers are Elton and Tim on 82. You're on 14.

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If you can score 67 or less, you are through to the head-to-head. Below that red line, through you go.

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Massachusetts, says Charlotte. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:24:020:24:07

Absolutely right.

0:24:080:24:10

And you're through. Very well done.

0:24:100:24:12

7.

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That's a great score. It takes your total up to 21. Very good indeed.

0:24:160:24:20

-Richard?

-Four S's and Connecticut would have been an even better answer. It has three C's.

0:24:200:24:26

It would have scored 4 points. It would have been a great answer.

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You've heard seven of the answers. Let's see if we can hear all of them.

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The best answer would have been West Virginia. It scored 2 points.

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Pennsylvania scored 3, Connecticut scored 4.

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Colorado for 5, Illinois for 5.

0:24:420:24:44

New Jersey is also a correct answer. It's got the E's in it. That would have been 6.

0:24:440:24:49

Arkansas 10 and Virginia 11.

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You've had all 13 there.

0:24:520:24:55

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:24:550:24:57

At the end of Round 2, the losing pair with their high score of 82, it's Elton and Tim.

0:24:570:25:02

That was tough. I'm afraid two of the really big scorers there you had. Bad luck.

0:25:020:25:08

But two correct answers. There are only 13 there and you found them, so, you know...

0:25:080:25:13

-Think big.

-Yeah, you can walk off with your heads held high.

0:25:130:25:17

You're not members of the 200 Club. This is fine.

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It's been great fun having you on the show. Thank you for playing, Elton and Tim!

0:25:200:25:25

APPLAUSE

0:25:250:25:27

But for the two remaining pairs, things get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.

0:25:270:25:33

Congratulations, Sammy and Charlotte, Alan and Kira. You are only one round away from the final

0:25:380:25:44

and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £13,250.

0:25:440:25:48

APPLAUSE

0:25:480:25:51

Only one pair can play for that money and to decide which pair it will be, you now go head-to-head.

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This time, you can confer. The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

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Sammy and Charlotte, you're our returning pair. Alan and Kira, you're new to Pointless,

0:26:030:26:08

-but neither pair has been here before. How are you feeling?

-Happy to be at this stage.

-Yeah.

-Good.

0:26:080:26:14

Here at least, you can share the pain. Or the glory.

0:26:140:26:19

Alan and Kira, how are you doing?

0:26:190:26:22

-Again happy to be at this point.

-It's very close. On aggregate, there's only 16 points between you.

0:26:220:26:28

Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:280:26:32

OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:26:380:26:41

Good round.

0:26:440:26:46

Yeah, we're going to show you five photographs of famous people whose surnames derive from occupations.

0:26:460:26:52

Can you tell us the surnames, please?

0:26:520:26:55

Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five photos. We have got...

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OK, there we are.

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Five famous people whose surnames derive from jobs.

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Sammy and Charlotte, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.

0:27:290:27:35

-(A is a Prime Minister from the Second World War.

-Gladstone?

-No.)

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WHISPERING CONTINUES

0:27:400:27:42

Well, one of our answers isn't a job, so that's definitely wrong.

0:27:420:27:47

So we're struggling a little bit. We're going to go for C...

0:27:490:27:53

Sienna Miller.

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Sienna Miller, you're going to say for C.

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Now then, Alan and Kira, the board is yours. Talk us through it.

0:27:570:28:01

I would love to talk you through it, but unfortunately, I don't know any of the faces.

0:28:010:28:07

Kira knew one and that one's gone.

0:28:070:28:09

I think we can have a guess at B.

0:28:110:28:14

This doesn't sound like a job to me, but...

0:28:150:28:18

-Are you happy with us to...?

-Go for it.

-Sue Barker for B?

0:28:180:28:22

Sue Barker.

0:28:220:28:24

Sue Barker.

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OK, so we have Miller and we have Barker.

0:28:260:28:30

Sammy and Charlotte, let's see if Miller is right and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said Miller.

0:28:300:28:37

It's right.

0:28:390:28:41

21.

0:28:450:28:47

APPLAUSE

0:28:470:28:50

21. Alan and Kira have gone for Barker for B.

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Let's see if Barker is right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Barker.

0:28:550:29:00

It's right.

0:29:020:29:04

Is it going to beat 21 though, I wonder?

0:29:040:29:06

Oh, no, 39. Sorry.

0:29:060:29:09

39 for Barker which means, Sammy and Charlotte, after one question, you are up 1-0. Very well done. Richard?

0:29:090:29:15

Yeah, a barker is a tout at a sideshow or a circus.

0:29:150:29:18

Whoever says, "Roll up, roll up," that's a barker. Also another name for a tanner.

0:29:180:29:23

-Somebody was whispering the answer to A. Who was that?

-I said Neville Chamberlain.

-That's right.

0:29:230:29:28

It would have been a very good answer. Would have scored 14 points.

0:29:280:29:32

A chamberlain is someone who works in a royal household,

0:29:320:29:36

looking after the affairs of the monarch in different areas.

0:29:360:29:40

Now, D is a pointless answer.

0:29:400:29:42

She provides the voice for Bart Simpson on The Simpsons.

0:29:420:29:47

That's Nancy Cartwright.

0:29:470:29:49

I'm sure some people got that at home. Very well done if you did.

0:29:490:29:54

-Do you know what a cartwright makes?

-Someone who makes carts.

-Yeah.

-Makes them "right".

0:29:540:29:59

Another very low scorer for the actor Dominic Cooper.

0:29:590:30:02

Would have scored you 3 points.

0:30:020:30:05

A cooper is someone who makes casks and barrels and so on.

0:30:050:30:10

-A tough board.

-Very tough. Thanks very much, Richard.

0:30:100:30:13

Here comes your second question. Alan and Kira, we need you to win this question to stay in the game.

0:30:130:30:20

It concerns...

0:30:200:30:22

The Ryder Cup.

0:30:230:30:25

-Richard?

-We'll give you five clues to facts about the Ryder Cup here, all of which are correct as of 2012.

0:30:250:30:31

Very best of luck.

0:30:310:30:33

Let's reveal our five clues to facts about the Ryder Cup. Here they are. We have got...

0:30:330:30:38

I'll read those all one last time.

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Now then, Alan and Kira, you go first this time.

0:31:110:31:15

I think my dad will disown me after this question.

0:31:150:31:18

(Is the top one St Andrews?)

0:31:190:31:22

(I'm not sure.)

0:31:230:31:25

I think we'll go with the two teams that contest the Ryder Cup

0:31:250:31:29

and say the USA and Europe.

0:31:290:31:32

The USA and Europe, say Alan and Kira for the two teams that contest the Ryder Cup.

0:31:320:31:37

Now then, Sammy and Charlotte, how good are you on your Ryder Cup facts?

0:31:370:31:42

Well, my dad is obsessed with golf,

0:31:420:31:45

I mean seriously obsessed.

0:31:450:31:47

And we went to see the Ryder Cup when it was in the Celtic Manor in Newport two years ago.

0:31:470:31:53

I play golf.

0:31:550:31:57

Talk us through the board, Sammy.

0:31:570:32:00

The Scottish venue, I did not realise it was going to be in Scotland.

0:32:000:32:04

-Would it be St Andrews?

-It could be any number of places. They've got a lot of good courses.

0:32:040:32:09

The Northern Irishman I'm assuming was Rory McIlroy, the world number one.

0:32:110:32:16

First name of the man who donated the trophy, I don't know.

0:32:170:32:21

I'd take a punt on the English competitor who holds the record as Nick Faldo.

0:32:210:32:27

But I don't know. I'm going to go for Rory McIlroy, Northern Irishman.

0:32:270:32:31

OK, you'll say Rory McIlroy, the Northern Irishman who was the youngest competitor in 2012.

0:32:310:32:36

So we have Europe and the USA and Rory McIlroy.

0:32:360:32:40

Alan and Kira, you need to win this to stay in the game.

0:32:400:32:44

Europe and the USA, is it right? How many people said it?

0:32:440:32:47

Absolutely right.

0:32:480:32:50

60.

0:32:520:32:53

APPLAUSE

0:32:530:32:56

OK, Sammy and Charlotte, you've said Rory McIlroy, the youngest competitor in 2012.

0:32:580:33:03

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:33:030:33:06

It's right. If this beats 60, you're in the final.

0:33:060:33:09

Yeah, you are. Very well done.

0:33:090:33:11

30.

0:33:110:33:13

APPLAUSE

0:33:130:33:16

Sammy and Charlotte, very well done. After only two questions, you are through to the final 2-0. Richard?

0:33:160:33:23

Really good teamwork from Sammy and Charlotte. Well played. Let's take a look through the answers.

0:33:230:33:28

The Scottish venue, you did well to avoid it. Gleneagles Hotel will host it in 2014.

0:33:280:33:34

Would have scored 16 points.

0:33:340:33:35

The English competitor who holds the record is Nick Faldo.

0:33:350:33:39

Played in 11 Ryder Cups and would have scored 11 points.

0:33:390:33:42

And the first name of Mr Ryder who donated the trophy was Samuel.

0:33:420:33:46

Well done if you said that at home. You would have scored 4 points.

0:33:460:33:51

The losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Alan and Kira.

0:33:510:33:55

But it means you come back to fight another day. Otherwise, we'd be saying goodbye to you.

0:33:550:34:01

It would have been all too brief. We'll see you again next time. Thanks for playing, Alan and Kira!

0:34:010:34:07

APPLAUSE

0:34:070:34:09

But for Sammy and Charlotte, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:34:090:34:12

Congratulations, Sammy and Charlotte. You've fought off all the competition

0:34:150:34:20

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:200:34:23

You now have a chance to win the Pointless jackpot.

0:34:280:34:31

At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at an impressive £13,250.

0:34:310:34:36

I tell you what, that first round feels a long time ago now.

0:34:380:34:42

-Duffy, Shirley Bassey...

-Hmm.

-Still saw you through.

0:34:420:34:46

But after that, you've brushed it all aside

0:34:460:34:49

and a 2-0 clean sweep in the head-to-head.

0:34:490:34:53

-How are you feeling?

-To be honest with you, just happy to have got this far.

0:34:530:34:58

The categories have been great for us, so hopefully, there'll be one up on the board there that we can...

0:34:580:35:04

What would you love? What would be a really good category? They're always tough.

0:35:040:35:09

-Countries and states.

-Brad Pitt films.

-Brad Pitt films, yeah.

0:35:090:35:13

To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:35:130:35:18

Do that and you'll go home with that £13,250.

0:35:180:35:21

Firstly, you've got to choose a category and here are your five options. They are...

0:35:210:35:26

-There's not another list of five we can have?

-Yeah.

0:35:350:35:38

We can do another list(!)

0:35:380:35:40

Of course there's not another list!

0:35:400:35:43

-I don't know.

-I used to play basketball, but I wouldn't have a clue.

0:35:430:35:48

It's really tough. I'd go for Music Awards. I think the BRITs, MOBOs...

0:35:480:35:53

OK, let's go for Music Awards.

0:35:530:35:55

Yeah, we'll go with Music Awards.

0:35:550:35:58

Music Awards it is. Let's find out what the question is.

0:35:580:36:01

We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:36:010:36:04

to name as many hosts of the BRIT Awards as they could.

0:36:040:36:08

-Richard?

-We're looking for anyone credited as the main host of the BRIT Awards since 1977, please.

0:36:080:36:13

It's just the main host, not voiceover or backstage artists.

0:36:130:36:17

When there's been more than one, we'll accept either name.

0:36:170:36:21

Anyone who's been the main host of a BRIT Awards from 1977 through to 2012. Very best of luck.

0:36:210:36:26

You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:36:260:36:30

and all you need to win that £13,250 is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:300:36:36

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-We're ready.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now.

0:36:360:36:42

-Fearne Cotton?

-I don't think she would have presented it.

0:36:420:36:45

It's comedians. Peter Kay did it the other day.

0:36:450:36:49

-A few years ago.

-Ricky Gervais?

-James Corden did it recently. Ricky Gervais hasn't done it.

0:36:490:36:54

-Who would have been about in the '90s like Lenny Henry?

-Marcus Brigstocke?

-I don't know.

0:36:540:37:00

Alexander Armstrong...? Could be.

0:37:010:37:03

LAUGHTER

0:37:030:37:05

Come on, older...

0:37:060:37:08

Graham Norton? Would they get him in? I don't know.

0:37:080:37:12

-I think...

-So it's not really music-related?

0:37:120:37:15

It's not music-related. I think it's comedians.

0:37:150:37:18

-Random comedians?

-Or maybe presenters.

0:37:180:37:21

Who does stuff like...? David Tennant maybe.

0:37:210:37:24

Terry Wogan might be right, but it wouldn't be a good answer.

0:37:250:37:29

Chris Moyles? Any Radio One DJs?

0:37:290:37:32

-Let's go Chris Moyles, James Corden...

-Ten seconds left.

-And a random one.

0:37:320:37:37

Lenny Henry?

0:37:370:37:40

OK, that's time up. We were looking for hosts of the BRIT Awards. I now need your three answers.

0:37:430:37:49

-OK, we're going to go for Chris Moyles.

-Chris Moyles.

0:37:490:37:53

-Lenny Henry.

-Lenny Henry.

-And James Corden.

0:37:530:37:57

Now, of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:37:570:38:02

-I think James Corden.

-James Corden?

-I'm not 100% sure that's right.

0:38:020:38:07

We'll put him last. Which is your least likely to be pointless?

0:38:070:38:11

-You love Chris Moyles. Has he done it?

-I don't know.

0:38:110:38:15

If Lenny Henry has done it, I think people would remember him doing it, so I'll put Lenny Henry least likely.

0:38:150:38:21

OK, Lenny Henry, Chris Moyles, James Corden. Let's pop them up on the board in that order. Here they are.

0:38:210:38:27

OK, so we were looking for hosts of the BRIT Awards.

0:38:310:38:34

Lenny Henry, your least confident answer, your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:38:340:38:39

But if it's right, it could be a brilliant answer.

0:38:390:38:42

You only have to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot of £13,250.

0:38:420:38:48

So let's see how many people said Lenny Henry. Is it right?

0:38:480:38:52

Oh...

0:38:560:38:58

Not Lenny Henry.

0:38:580:38:59

Unfortunately, an incorrect answer. Quite a good guess though.

0:38:590:39:04

So only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:39:040:39:07

Now, Charlotte, £13,250...

0:39:070:39:10

That's a lot. What would you do with that?

0:39:100:39:13

It would be good for a deposit for another house.

0:39:130:39:17

Our house is fairly small and we're thinking of having more children.

0:39:170:39:21

A slightly bigger house would be nice.

0:39:210:39:23

Very good. Sammy, anything else?

0:39:230:39:26

I think the same. That would be a big chunk of it.

0:39:260:39:29

-We'd just splurge a little bit on...

-Treats.

-Treats.

0:39:290:39:32

Gadgets, you know. Fun things probably.

0:39:320:39:35

Very good. Best of luck. You have two more answers to win the jackpot.

0:39:350:39:39

We're looking for hosts of the BRIT Awards. Let's hope nobody said Chris Moyles.

0:39:390:39:44

It has to be right and it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:39:440:39:48

So, for £13,250, let's see how many people said Chris Moyles.

0:39:480:39:53

Oh!

0:39:560:39:58

Bad luck. Another incorrect answer. You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:39:580:40:04

We're looking for hosts of the BRIT Awards. Your third and final answer is James Corden.

0:40:040:40:09

How confident are you?

0:40:090:40:11

I'm not very confident, to be honest with you. I remember him presenting something recently.

0:40:110:40:17

-I think that's plausible.

-This was your most confident answer, your best shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:170:40:23

Let's see. It has to be right, then it has to be pointless.

0:40:230:40:27

If it's both of those things, you leave here with £13,250.

0:40:270:40:30

Let's find out. How many people said James Corden? Is it right?

0:40:300:40:35

It's right. Your first answer, Lenny Henry, was incorrect.

0:40:370:40:41

Your second answer, Chris Moyles, was incorrect.

0:40:410:40:44

James Corden is right. Down it goes. Still going down.

0:40:440:40:47

Oh!

0:40:470:40:48

APPLAUSE

0:40:480:40:51

14. That's a good answer.

0:40:550:40:58

-Too recent.

-Unfortunately, you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:40:580:41:03

so you don't win today's jackpot of £13,250, which now rolls over on to the next show.

0:41:030:41:09

You've been brilliant contestants and you do get to take home your Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:41:090:41:15

APPLAUSE

0:41:150:41:17

Richard?

0:41:170:41:18

That was a valiant effort, Sammy and Charlotte. James Corden was the third highest scorer on the list.

0:41:180:41:25

Can you guess by miles who the two highest scorers on the BRIT Award presenters list are?

0:41:250:41:29

-They presented it in 1989 rather disastrously.

-Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood. The autocue broke down.

0:41:290:41:35

By a mile. I'll go through some familiar names. None of these are pointless.

0:41:350:41:40

Chris Evans did it many times. He scored 9 points. Russell Brand scored 6.

0:41:400:41:45

Ant and Dec scored 5, Cat Deeley 4, Frank Skinner 2, Davina McCall 4,

0:41:450:41:49

Zoe Ball 2, Ben Elton 1.

0:41:490:41:51

Let's take a look at the pointless answers.

0:41:510:41:54

The veteran DJ David Jacobs was a pointless answer.

0:41:540:41:57

Jack Osbourne... You'll be seeing that surname again as well.

0:41:570:42:01

Johnny Vaughan presented it in 1999. That's a pointless answer.

0:42:010:42:05

Kelly Osbourne presented it with her brother. Noel Edmonds presented it a few times in the '80s.

0:42:050:42:11

Ozzy Osbourne presented it. There'll be another Osbourne to come.

0:42:110:42:15

Richard O'Brien, the Crystal Maze presenter. There's Sharon Osbourne.

0:42:150:42:19

-In 1983 and 1984, Sir Tim Rice presented it.

-We love Tim Rice.

0:42:190:42:23

We do love Tim Rice. Well done if you got a pointless answer at home.

0:42:230:42:27

There's stuff up there you could have got, but you've done so well.

0:42:270:42:31

Did you remember any of those?

0:42:310:42:34

Noel Edmonds was an easy guess, but I never would have guessed it was pointless.

0:42:340:42:38

-That's what he does. He presents.

-Yeah.

0:42:380:42:41

Unfortunately, we say goodbye, Sammy and Charlotte, but thank you both so much for playing. Great contestants!

0:42:410:42:47

APPLAUSE

0:42:470:42:49

Sammy and Charlotte didn't win our jackpot today, which means it rolls over on to the next show

0:42:490:42:55

when we will be playing for £14,250.

0:42:550:42:58

Join us then to see if someone can win it. It's goodbye from Richard.

0:42:580:43:02

-Goodbye.

-And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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