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Thank you very much. I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to Pointless,

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the quiz show putting obscure knowledge to the test. Let's meet today's players.

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-Couple number one.

-I'm Rachel and this is my boyfriend, Harry, and we're from Reading.

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-Couple number two.

-I'm John and this is my friend, Tony, and we're from Surrey.

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-And couple number three.

-My name's Adam, this is my wife, Jess, and we're from London.

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-And our fourth and final couple.

-I'm Gareth, this is my sister, Rebecca. We're from West Yorkshire.

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These, ladies and gentleman, are today's contestants.

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Thank you all. We'll find out more about you all as we go along.

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Only one person left to introduce. Riding gallantly into view on a horse called Accuracy,

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he's here to save us from the clutches of misinformation. Am I getting too verbose?

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-It's my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya. Hi, everybody.

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-Even for you, that was good. How are you?

-I'm really well.

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-We've given away a couple of jackpots lately.

-We sure have.

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Only one new pair today - Rachel and Harry. They're on podium one, a tricky place to start.

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-Best of luck to them.

-Yes, indeed. All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

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Our contestants need to find the obscure answers they didn't get.

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Everyone's looking for a pointless answer which none of them gave.

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If they do, we'll add £250 to the jackpot. It wasn't won last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

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Today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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OK, in this first round I'll take an answer from each of you, but there's no conferring.

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The team with the highest score will be eliminated.

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OK, our first category today is... Pop Music.

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Can you all decide who is going to go first and who's going second?

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Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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Artists and their non-English titles.

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-Richard?

-Simpler than it sounds, you'll be glad to hear.

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On each pass, I'll give you seven hit singles, all with foreign words in the title.

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Who had a hit with each of those? The more obscure, the better. An incorrect answer is 100 points.

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14 artists to guess. Best of luck.

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Thanks, Richard. We are looking for the artists who released these hits with non-English words.

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-And we have got...

-HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all again.

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There we are. You just need to give us the name of the artists who released them.

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-Harry, welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

-Thanks.

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-On the first podium.

-The deep end!

-Absolutely. So what do you do?

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-I am a student. I study Geography.

-Whereabouts?

-UCL.

-UCL, OK.

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-What's your game strategy?

-I'd like to think "Go hard or go home". That's my mantra today.

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Go hard or go home. Shall we have that instead of, "That ain't bread"?

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-Go hard or go home?

-Yeah!

-I'm not sure it suits us.

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-Yeah.

-Quite often with Pointless questions it's go hard AND go home.

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Yeah, true. True. But still, I like that. I applaud that attitude.

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Are you going to be able to bring that to bear on this round at all?

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Certainly not.

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Pop music is far from my speciality, but I think I know a couple.

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I think I'm going to go for Deja Vu

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as Beyonce.

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Deja Vu, Beyonce, you are saying. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Beyonce.

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Absolutely right.

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Two!

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-Two. That's pretty good. I don't think you'll be going home on that.

-Good start, Harry.

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-He went hard there.

-He sure did.

-Did you see that?

-Yeah.

-Whoo!

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Beyonce, featuring her then boyfriend, Jay-Z, now her husband.

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-Now then, Tony.

-Yes.

-Welcome back.

-Thank you.

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-Tell us what happened last time.

-We got through to the Head to Head and it was on national anthems.

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That's right. Remind us what you like to get up to.

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I play old man's marbles, which is bowls.

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-Is it?

-Darts, baking. I like baking cakes.

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-Do you?

-Yes.

-Oh, he must have. Presumably you'll have brought one for us.

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-He must have.

-You'd never come on a show and say, "The thing I like is baking," and not bring a cake.

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I made a pistachio drizzle cake for you.

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-Oh!

-So if you don't get that, I'll want to know why.

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-Yeah. Anyway, Tony...

-Yes.

-Back to the job in hand.

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-Yes.

-Do you know any of these songs?

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Oh, dear.

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I have to say the only one, and it's going to be an enormous score,

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-is Nessun Dorma and Pavarotti.

-Pavarotti, says Tony, for Nessun Dorma. Let's see if it's right

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and how many people said it.

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Absolutely right.

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36.

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That's not too bad.

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-36 for Pavarotti.

-Good damage limitation, Tony.

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He recorded it in 1972 and it was a hit in 1990 with the World Cup.

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-OK, now then, Jessica.

-It's not a good round for me!

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-Tell us what happened last time.

-Last time I got asked about football mascots.

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-That's right. Billy the Badger. You went for Brentford.

-It was Fulham.

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-(Come on, Fulham!)

-Anyway...

-We'll put all that behind us.

-I'm going to have a go.

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-I may well be wrong, but is Voulez-Vous by Madonna?

-Voulez-Vous by Madonna in 1979.

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OK. Well, we shall see. Is it by Madonna, Voulez-Vous?

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Bad luck, Jessica. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. 100 points.

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Sorry. Before Madonna's time. I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass.

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Now then, Becky. Welcome back. Tell us what happened with you last time.

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We went out in the first round cos I didn't know any of the answers and ended up saying a silly one.

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That's right. We had Stella McCartney marrying Paul McCartney.

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-I did point out it was his daughter, but I didn't know anything else.

-It doesn't make it right, Becky.

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-Now then, you're from Mirfield.

-Yes.

-What do you do? Remind us.

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-I'm a carer.

-A carer. And in your spare time, what do you get up to?

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-I play a brass instrument in a brass band.

-Not the same one as Gareth?

-Not the same one, no.

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-How come you're in a rival band?

-I'm better.

-His band is better!

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-Have you played any of these songs?

-No!

-See that segue in there? Seamless.

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-That was really good.

-I know. Have you got a good answer?

-I do know a few of the answers.

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Mi Chico Latino. I know that is Geri Halliwell.

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That was a massive hit for me when I was a kid. Voulez-Vous I know is ABBA.

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And Autobahn I know, which is by Kraftwerk.

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So I think I'm going to go for Autobahn by Kraftwerk.

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Autobahn by Kraftwerk. Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.

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18. Very well done indeed.

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Very well done. 18 for Kraftwerk.

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That's much more like it. You were right about the others,

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although you probably chose the wrong one. Voulez-Vous was ABBA. That was quite a big scorer, 37.

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But you're right about Mi Chico Latino, Geri Halliwell. It was eight. A very good answer.

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In Dulci Jubilo. Know that one?

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-Yeah, Tubular Bells man. Mike Oldfield.

-Absolutely. Scored three.

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And the best answer is Las Palabras de Amor. The Words of Love. A very famous band,

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but not a famous song. It's the best answer. Queen.

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-A hit for Queen. One point.

-Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through.

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Let's take a look at the scores. Harry and Rachel, our newcomers, straight in there with two.

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Very good scoring skills. Then up to 18, Becky and Gareth.

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Up to 36, Tony and John. And then all the way to 100 for Jessica and Adam.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, we'll put seven more hits on the board.

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-We have got...

-HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. Seven hits with foreign words in their titles.

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Now then, Gareth. Becky did very well on that last pass.

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-We discovered you're a music teacher.

-That's correct.

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Do you have interests outside music? You compete as a trombonist.

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-What else?

-I like to do a bit of sports, a bit of football.

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I took up golf and I'm starting to enjoy it more as I get better at it, which helps.

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I used to play a bit of squash and cricket at university.

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You've got pick of the board. The high scorers are on 100.

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A score of 81 or less sees you through.

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OK. I think I know a couple.

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Luckily I was around for the World Cup in 1998

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and I seem to remember Vindaloo being a hit for Fat Les.

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Fat Les, says Gareth, for Vindaloo.

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Let's see if that's right. Here's your red line. Fat Les for Vindaloo.

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Well done. You're through.

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Nine.

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Very well done indeed.

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27 your total, Gareth.

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Well played. There's a pair that are very happy to get through. From the 1998 World Cup.

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Now then, Adam, you are the high scorers on 100. We need something very clever.

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Tell us about last time. Are you reconciled to being the lowest scorer in the whole round

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-and you went out?

-It's fine. I wanted to boost the jackpot, but not quite so much luck.

-OK.

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-But you've forgiven Jessica.

-Yeah.

-And you'll forgive her for the 100 there?

-Every time.

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-Brilliant.

-As long as we win.

-Exactly. You can't leave now. You can't leave in this round.

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-What's it going to be? Have you got a good answer?

-I had Fat Les,

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but he's obviously popped off for a vindaloo already,

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so I've got two answers that I think I know.

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I think I'll join Jessica and say Madonna

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-for La Isla Bonita.

-La Isla Bonita, Madonna, says Adam.

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There's no red line. How many said Madonna? Is it right this time?

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It is right!

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39.

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139, Adam.

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Yes, a little too high. Bad luck. A number one single in 1987 for Madonna. The beautiful island.

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Indeed. Now, John, we discovered that you are a retired printer.

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-I am.

-What do you get up to in your spare time?

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I play golf. Darts.

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Generally mucking around in the garden, trying to keep the house tidy, et cetera.

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-Mainly have a good time.

-Excellent. Now what do you make of this board?

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There's a couple that I did know. They've gone. So, basically, I'm going to go for Chanson D'Amour

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-by Manhattan Transfer.

-Manhattan Transfer, Chanson D'Amour.

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Let's see if that's right. No red line for you. You're through. But how many people said it?

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It's right.

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17. Very well done, John. That's a great answer.

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53, your total there.

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A proper blast from the past. Another number one single as well.

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-Now then, Rachel.

-Hi.

-Welcome to the show.

-Thank you.

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-What do you do?

-I am a student at Swansea University.

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-And how did you and Harry meet?

-At school in our Geography class when we were about 14.

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-You met in Geography?

-Yes.

-And, Harry, you study Geography.

-Yep.

-What do you study?

-Geography.

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That's nice. The romance blossomed, but not at the cost of results.

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It could happen. If you'd met at the back of the class.

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I actually moved from the back to the front to sit next to him.

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Aww!

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-So, actually, Harry improved your Geography prospects.

-I think he does. My dad thinks he does!

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Harry, well done. This is good.

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Very good. OK now, Rachel. Two.

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The best score of the show so far.

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-What do you make of this board?

-Well, I know two.

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I was hoping that no one said them. I think Te Amo is Rihanna.

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And Viva La Vida is Coldplay.

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-I'm going to go with Te Amo and Rihanna.

-Te Amo, Rihanna.

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No red line. You're already through. Is it right? How many said it?

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Absolutely right.

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Four!

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Very, very well done, Rachel. That takes your total up to a single-figure total of six.

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So the only new couple, on podium one, best answer on both rounds.

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Very, very well played. Good start to your Pointless career.

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Let's go through the rest. Viva La Vida, Coldplay, scored 18.

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Do you know Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi?

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-Is it Kylie?

-It is Kylie. Seven. And Minuetto Allegretto?

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-The Wombles!

-The Wombles, yeah. That would have scored 10 points.

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-So the best answer is Rihanna.

-Very, very well done indeed.

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So the pair who will be leaving us with 139 are Adam and Jessica.

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I'm sorry, it's you again. There's no hiding away from that. That's a high score.

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I'm afraid this is where we say goodbye. Last time, second round. This time, first round.

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-It wasn't to be.

-It's been lovely having you. Adam and Jessica!

-Thank you!

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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Obviously there's only room for two pairs in our Head to Head round, so one pair leaves after this round.

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Very best of luck. Our category for Round Two is...Film.

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Film. Can you decide who's going first and second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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Let's find out what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Quentin Tarantino films as they could.

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-Richard?

-We're looking for the name of any feature film for cinema release for which Quentin Tarantino

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has received a credit either as director, producer, writer or actor,

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up to the end of October, 2012. No TV films, short films, documentaries, video games.

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Anything that he's credited as producer, director, writer or actor. Very best of luck.

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OK, thanks very much indeed. Wow. So any film for which he is credited as writer, producer,

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director or actor. Now then, Harry...

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I know a few. Em, but I'm going to take a little bit of a stab as well.

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I think it's one of his early ones.

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I'm going to go for Jackie Brown.

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Jackie Brown, says Harry. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said it.

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Absolutely right.

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Nine!

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-Nine for Jackie Brown.

-Good answer, Harry.

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A crime thriller directed by Tarantino, starring Pam Grier.

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Now then, Tony, how are you on your Quentin Tarantino films?

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My brain's ticking over here and there's only one that leaps into it at the moment,

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which is Reservoir Dogs.

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Reservoir Dogs, says Tony. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Reservoir Dogs.

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35.

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-35 for Reservoir Dogs.

-Wrote it, directed it and acted in it.

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The film that introduced him to the UK audience. It's a good film.

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There we are. Now then, Becky, we are looking for any film written by, starring, produced

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or directed by Quentin Tarantino. There are quite a lot of films on that list.

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There are. And it would be really helpful if I could remember any.

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I'm just going to take a guess.

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I think he directed

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Kill Bill...

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Volume One.

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OK, Kill Bill: Volume One, says Becky. Is that right? How many of our 100 people said it?

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36!

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36 for Kill Bill: Volume One, Becky. Very well done.

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You dragged that from somewhere. Well done. He directed that as well. Starring Uma Thurman.

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We're halfway through. Let's look at the scores. Once again, Harry and Rachel looking very strong,

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nine being their score.

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Then up to 35 for Tony and John. And a squeak up to 36 where we find Becky and Gareth.

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Only by one point, but you are the high scorers. We need a low score.

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We'll come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK. We are looking for Quentin Tarantino films. Any film in which he has been credited as writer,

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producer, director or actor. Now then, Gareth.

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-Becky did pretty well. I thought she'd say Stella McCartney again.

-I thought we were going there!

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No, she did well. I watched one recently with my girlfriend at home

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and I do believe he wrote it.

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It has got an extra word in the title that's not suitable for TV,

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-but he wrote and directed Inglourious...

-Maybe if Gareth came down and whispered it in your ear

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-so you're sure of what it is.

-Yeah, shall we do that?

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-Do you want to come down?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Round you come.

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OK. You may go back to your podium now. Back you go!

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Er, Inglourious...says Gareth. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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-It's correct!

-Good job it is right!

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Seven.

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Seven. Taking your total up to 43.

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-I feel like we're back in the '60s.

-Censorship and all that. He wrote and directed that film.

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-Genuinely brilliant film.

-It is.

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-Now then, John. How are you feeling about this round?

-Not very good.

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I'm going to possibly take a stab at - I don't know if it will be allowed now - Kill Bill 2.

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-You're going to say...

-Kill Bill 2.

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Here comes your red line. Quite low.

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You're on 35. Gareth and Becky on 43. Seven or less sees you through.

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Kill Bill 2, says John. Is it right? How many said it?

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It's right.

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18!

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18. Who knows? Maybe that's good enough. Takes your total up to 53.

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Very well played, John. The sequel to Kill Bill: Volume One. Scored half the points.

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Now then, Rachel. You're in a strong position.

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-On 53 we find John and Tony. You're on nine. If you can score 43 or less, you're through.

-OK.

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Sorry if this is wrong, Harry, but somewhere in my head I think he was credited for this film.

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If it's right, it'll be very good. I'm going to say Hostel 2.

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Hostel 2.

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-I can tell you right now, if that's right, it's brilliant.

-I think so, but I might be wrong.

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-A film I've never... I've never heard of it!

-The follow-up to Hostel 1.

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-LAUGHTER

-I loved Hostel 1.

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I thought that was brilliant.

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-Hostel 2. What do you think, Harry?

-I thought she might go for something like that.

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There are a few others I might have gone for before it, but I trust her. I trust her, you know.

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She's following your maxim. Go hard or go home.

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I don't know. Oh, dear. I don't know if I fancy that any more!

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OK, Hostel 2. There's your red line. Below that, Head to Head.

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And probably pointless. We'll see. Hostel 2. Is it right? How many people said it?

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It's right! Very well done, Rachel.

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Unsurprisingly, you are through to the Head to Head.

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And it's pointless!

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Very well done indeed, Rachel. That adds 250 quid to today's jackpot, taking it to £2,250.

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It scores you nothing.

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And it leaves your total in single figures at nine. Very well done.

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Brilliant, Rachel. How gutsy was that? Very impressive.

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The Eli Roth film Hostel 2. Tarantino was the Exec Producer.

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-They are horrible films.

-They're hideous, aren't they?

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-Oh!

-Really?

-Yeah.

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They're quite grim.

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-Still watched them.

-LAUGHTER

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Let's take a look at some pointless answers. No films he directed,

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but a few he produced and acted in. Destiny Turns On The Radio, Eddie Presley, Four Rooms -

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he had all sorts of parts in that. He acted in it as well.

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These were all films he produced. God Said, "Ha!", Hell Ride, and Hostel: Part II.

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Hostel: Part I scored two points.

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Iron Monkey, the Roger Avary film Killing Zoe

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and Past Midnight, with Rutger Hauer. Very well done if you said any of those.

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Thanks, Richard. So the losing pair with a high score of 53 is John and Tony.

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Oh, John and Tony. Seeing you there has reminded me about that cake.

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-LAUGHTER

-I think that cake is long gone.

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-I'm worried about that cake.

-If that cake is somewhere and someone can bring it to us...

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-I think it may have gone.

-CHEERING

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Ah, how about that?

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-Oh.

-I'll have a bit. I'm not going to eat the whole thing.

-Not the whole thing.

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Oh, look at that. Mmm!

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-That is terrific.

-Really good.

-That's really good.

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That's lemon and pistachio. And that sponge... That sponge is to die for.

0:26:150:26:21

LAUGHTER

0:26:230:26:25

-Lovely even colour there.

-Yeah.

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-Not too soggy on the base.

-It's a very good bake.

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-That's very, very good.

-That is top notch.

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Oh! Oh...

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Tony, thank you so much for that cake. That is fantastic.

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Oh!

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John, Tony, ridiculous sending you home on a low score like 53,

0:26:440:26:49

-but that makes you the high scorers. Thank you so much for playing.

-Thank you.

-John and Tony!

0:26:490:26:57

But for the two remaining pairs, one step closer to the final as we enter the Head to Head.

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Congratulations, Rachel and Harry, Becky and Gareth. You're one round from the final and the jackpot,

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which currently stands at £2,250.

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Now only one pair can play for that money, so to decide that you are now going to go head to head.

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This time, though, you can confer and the first pair to win two questions plays for that jackpot.

0:27:280:27:34

Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the Head to Head.

0:27:340:27:38

OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...Her Majesty The Queen's Overseas Visits.

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The Queen's Overseas Visits. Richard?

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We'll show you five photographs of the Queen on official visits overseas.

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Can you tell us which country she is visiting? Good luck.

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Wow. Tough. OK, let's reveal five visits overseas by Her Majesty The Queen. And here they are...

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There we are. Five overseas visits by Her Majesty The Queen.

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Rachel and Harry, you've played best so far, so you get to go first.

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We're going to go A and Germany.

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A, Germany.

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Becky and Gareth, the board is yours. Talk us through the photos.

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That's put the cat amongst the pigeons because I think that might be Belgium for A.

0:28:490:28:55

Just looking at the flag. I think the sticks making them vertical stripes rather than horizontal.

0:28:550:29:01

The others would be complete guesses, so I think we have to say A, Belgium.

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A, Belgium. So we have A, Germany, versus A, Belgium.

0:29:070:29:12

Some great reasoning, Gareth and Becky. Rachel and Harry said Germany. Let's see if that's right.

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Bad luck, Rachel and Harry.

0:29:210:29:24

Becky and Harry have said Belgium for A. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said it.

0:29:240:29:31

-It's right!

-Yes!

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Oh, five! Very well done indeed!

0:29:400:29:44

And, in the event, all it had to be was correct, but correct it was.

0:29:460:29:51

-Becky and Gareth, you are up one-nil. Richard?

-That's brilliant play, Gareth.

0:29:510:29:57

Very well worked out. A lot of our 100 made the same mistake.

0:29:570:30:02

Let's look through the rest. This is really hard. Do you want a go?

0:30:020:30:06

-Is B Italy?

-Absolutely right. The clue is the flag. Scored 27.

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C is an obvious one.

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Is it?!

0:30:140:30:17

Well, who's the guy?

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-As soon as you get the guy, you've got the country.

-I have no idea who that is!

0:30:210:30:27

You're kidding me. You don't recognise King Harald of Norway?!

0:30:270:30:31

LAUGHTER

0:30:310:30:33

-No...

-It's King Harald of Norway!

-Of course! He's got the Norway badge.

0:30:330:30:37

-Anyway, that is a pointless answer.

-I'll say.

0:30:400:30:45

Nobody knew that at all. Sorry, King Harald.

0:30:450:30:48

-D?

-I think that was a famous visit to Ireland.

-Absolutely right. That's in Cork.

0:30:490:30:55

It would have scored 11 points.

0:30:550:30:57

-And E?

-I could get only thanks to this gentleman's hat.

0:30:570:31:01

-I'm going to say France.

-It is. Dominique de Villepin there. It would have scored 13 points.

0:31:010:31:08

-But brilliant work from Gareth.

-Thanks, Richard. Here's your second question.

0:31:080:31:13

Rachel and Harry, you have to win to stay in the game. It concerns...

0:31:130:31:17

World Snooker Finals.

0:31:170:31:20

World Snooker Finals. Gareth looking very happy with that, I think.

0:31:200:31:25

-Richard?

-Thank goodness it's about to get easier.

0:31:250:31:29

We'll show you five sets of initials that represent a World Snooker Final. We'll give you the year

0:31:290:31:34

and the initials of the two players in that final. Tell us who they are.

0:31:340:31:39

OK, thanks. Let's reveal our five finalists in World Snooker.

0:31:390:31:44

-And here we have...

-HE READS THE LIST

0:31:440:31:47

I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:570:31:59

There we are. Five World Snooker Finals.

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Becky and Gareth, you go first.

0:32:120:32:15

I know three of them. It's a case of working out which will be lowest.

0:32:160:32:21

I'm thinking most people won't get GD, though RO'S is straightforward.

0:32:210:32:25

-So I'll go for the top one. Ronnie O'Sullivan versus Graeme Dott.

-Ronnie O'Sullivan and Graeme Dott,

0:32:250:32:32

says Becky and Gareth.

0:32:320:32:34

-Now, Rachel and Harry.

-Well, this isn't my subject at all, so it's all on Harry.

0:32:340:32:40

But I've got trust in him.

0:32:400:32:43

We're going to go for 2005.

0:32:460:32:49

Stephen Maguire versus Matthew Stevens.

0:32:490:32:52

Stephen Maguire, Matthew Stevens.

0:32:520:32:55

Gareth and Becky have said Ronnie O'Sullivan versus Graeme Dott.

0:32:550:32:59

Let's see if that's right. How many of our 100 people said that?

0:32:590:33:03

It's right.

0:33:040:33:06

Nine.

0:33:120:33:13

Rachel and Harry said Stephen Maguire versus Matthew Stevens. Is that right? How many said that?

0:33:200:33:27

Bad luck, Rachel and Harry. That's incorrect.

0:33:310:33:35

That means Becky and Gareth are through to the final, 2-0.

0:33:350:33:39

Very well done.

0:33:390:33:42

That's very unlucky, Harry. It is Matthew Stevens, but...

0:33:490:33:53

-Shaun Murphy!

-Shaun Murphy won in 2005.

0:33:530:33:56

It would have been the best answer.

0:33:560:33:59

SD versus DT, the most famous final of all. Steve Davis versus Dennis Taylor would have scored you 21.

0:33:590:34:07

The first-ever Crucible final, JS v CT. Well done if you said John Spencer versus Cliff Thorburn.

0:34:070:34:13

That would have scored seven. And AH v RR, another very famous final.

0:34:130:34:17

Alex Higgins versus Ray Reardon. That would have scored 12.

0:34:170:34:22

-The best answer is Murphy v Stevens. So unlucky.

-Thanks, Richard.

0:34:220:34:27

So at the end of our Head to Head, the losing pair I'm afraid is Rachel and Harry. Oh, dear.

0:34:270:34:33

-Oh, that was tough.

-Yeah. It's not going to go down well at home.

0:34:330:34:38

-The good news is you'll be back next time.

-Can't wait.

-Had you gone through, that would have been it.

0:34:380:34:46

We'll look forward to that. Meantime, thank you for playing. Really good contestants.

0:34:460:34:51

But for Gareth and Becky, it's now time for our Pointless final!

0:34:540:34:58

Congratulations, Gareth and Becky. You fought off all the competition to win our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:000:35:06

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, which at the end of today's show stands at £2,250.

0:35:120:35:18

Well, you've done it. It was Round One the last time.

0:35:220:35:27

-This time a whitewash in the Head to Head.

-We were a bit lucky.

-Very.

0:35:270:35:31

There were good clues in those photos. They were hard, though! What would you like to see now?

0:35:310:35:37

-Me, football.

-Yeah.

-World Snooker Finals!

-Yeah.

0:35:370:35:42

-Sport-based stuff. I don't mind a bit of space as well. You never know.

-Music?

0:35:420:35:47

-Anything to do with music.

-Anything else for you, Becky?

0:35:470:35:51

-Musicals, songs from musicals probably I'd be best at.

-Well, very best of luck.

0:35:510:35:57

To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:35:570:36:01

Do that and you leave with £2,250. First, you must choose a category.

0:36:010:36:06

You have five choices and here they are.

0:36:060:36:10

-These are great(!)

-Yeah(!)

0:36:160:36:19

I wasn't quite thinking Acid Jazz when I said music.

0:36:190:36:23

-We're not going Basketball, Crime Fiction or Acid Jazz.

-No.

0:36:250:36:29

-How confident do you feel on International Politics?

-If Nick was here, I would.

0:36:300:36:35

-If Nick were here.

-I know!

-We'd all be fine.

-That'd be great.

0:36:350:36:41

-I wonder where he is.

-Where is Nick?

0:36:410:36:43

He's at work. What do you think? Australian Actresses or Politics?

0:36:430:36:48

-Up to you. I don't mind. Australian Actresses.

-We don't know many actresses, do we?

0:36:480:36:54

-Go for one.

-Australian Actresses.

-Australian Actresses it is for Becky and Gareth.

0:36:540:37:00

Let's find out what the question is.

0:37:000:37:02

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Cate Blanchett films as they could. Richard?

0:37:020:37:09

Any feature film for cinema release for which Cate Blanchett received a credit up to September, 2012.

0:37:090:37:17

No TV films, short films, documentaries or her uncredited cameo in Hot Fuzz.

0:37:170:37:23

Voice performances do count. Best of luck.

0:37:230:37:26

OK, thanks. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:260:37:31

All you need to win that £2,250 is for just one of those to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:37:310:37:36

-As I'll ever be.

-OK. Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:360:37:43

-Up to you, mate.

-I know. I can actually think. She was in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

0:37:430:37:50

-Yeah, fine.

-She also featured in one of the other Narnia films.

0:37:500:37:54

-Prince Caspian?

-Yes.

-Voyage of The Dawn Treader?

-Dawn Treader.

0:37:540:37:58

-She's in that.

-Brilliant. Any voice acting? Any cartoons?

-I can't think of anything.

0:37:580:38:05

-Not in Shrek or...?

-No.

0:38:050:38:07

-Or any Disney film?

-I can't think of any Disney films.

0:38:070:38:12

-Can you think of any other films?

-Not at all.

0:38:120:38:16

I can only think of the Narnia films. There's three of them.

0:38:160:38:20

-Does she appear in Prince Caspian as well?

-I don't think she does.

-But Voyage of The Dawn Treader?

-Yes.

0:38:200:38:26

-I...I think so.

-The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Voyage of The Dawn Treader...

-Yes. Pick a film.

0:38:260:38:32

-10 seconds left.

-Think of a cartoon that she might have been in.

0:38:320:38:37

Is she in Snow White and The Huntsman?

0:38:370:38:42

-No, I don't think so.

-OK, that's time.

0:38:420:38:45

We were looking for Cate Blanchett films. I now need three answers.

0:38:450:38:50

We'll go for The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

0:38:500:38:54

-Voyage of The Dawn Treader.

-Voyage of The Dawn Treader.

0:38:540:38:58

And we'll have to go for a random one. Snow White and The Huntsman.

0:38:580:39:03

Snow White and The Huntsman. OK. Which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:030:39:08

-I'd say Voyage of The Dawn Treader.

-We'll put that last. Least likely?

0:39:080:39:12

-Snow White and The Huntsman.

-OK, let's pop them up in that order.

0:39:120:39:17

We were looking for Cate Blanchett films. Snow White and The Huntsman, the least likely to be,

0:39:240:39:30

-let's face it, correct.

-Basically.

-Or pointless.

0:39:300:39:33

-But you never know. Maybe she sneaks in.

-Maybe.

-I'm having all the money if it is!

0:39:330:39:39

You only need one pointless answer. How many people said Snot White and The Huntsman?

0:39:390:39:45

Yep, well, there we are.

0:39:460:39:49

Let's move on from there. Not a pointless answer.

0:39:490:39:53

Only two more shots at that Pointless jackpot.

0:39:530:39:57

Becky, £2,250. What would you be doing with that?

0:39:570:40:01

I want to learn how to drive, so that cash will come in very useful because it's expensive.

0:40:010:40:07

-Very handy. Gareth, how about you?

-Well, I would have loved to have bought myself a new trombone.

0:40:070:40:15

That would go a long way towards contributing to buy one.

0:40:150:40:19

Learning to drive, a new trombone. These are very good things.

0:40:190:40:24

Cate Blanchett. Let's hope nobody said The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. It has to be pointless.

0:40:240:40:32

Did anyone say it? The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

0:40:320:40:36

-Oh!

-Oh...dear.

-An incorrect answer.

-That's not going to help the last one.

-No.

0:40:390:40:44

-Oh, dear. Have you maybe got the wrong...

-Wrong actress.

-..actress.

0:40:440:40:49

-I don't know any of her other films.

-OK, so everything is now resting

0:40:490:40:54

-on your final answer, which was kind of resting on that answer.

-Yes.

0:40:540:40:59

-She might be a cameo elf.

-Yeah.

0:40:590:41:02

OK, your third and final answer. Let's see. Is it right? Did anyone say it?

0:41:020:41:08

Oh, bad luck! Bad luck, bad luck.

0:41:100:41:14

Really tough. Unfortunately, you didn't find that pointless answer,

0:41:160:41:21

so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,250, which rolls over onto the next show.

0:41:210:41:27

You have been excellent contestants. And you do take home our Pointless trophy. Very, very well done.

0:41:270:41:33

Yeah, unlucky. Always nice to have a brother and sister on the show. Sorry you didn't win the money.

0:41:400:41:46

-I think you're thinking of Tilda Swinton.

-Oh, right, OK.

-Unfortunately.

0:41:460:41:52

The biggest scorer was Elizabeth. All three Lord of the Rings films, The Aviator was a big scorer.

0:41:520:41:58

Let's look at the pointless answers. There's six of them.

0:41:580:42:02

Elizabeth: The Golden Age, the follow-up to Elizabeth.

0:42:020:42:06

She was nominated for an Oscar for both. Heaven, Police Rescue, her feature film debut,

0:42:060:42:12

an Australian film many years ago. Not that many years ago.

0:42:120:42:15

Story of Lost Souls, with Keira Knightley. Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou,

0:42:150:42:21

and The Man Who Cried, a film she made with Johnny Depp. Very well done if you got those.

0:42:210:42:28

-Thanks. Did you know any of those?

-Never heard of any of them.

-One, but I'd never have guessed Elizabeth.

0:42:280:42:34

We say never go for films. Not in the end round. Never ends well.

0:42:340:42:39

Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, but it's been brilliant. Thank you for playing.

0:42:390:42:44

So Becky and Gareth didn't win our jackpot, so it rolls over and we will be playing for £3,250.

0:42:460:42:54

-Join us then. Meanwhile, goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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