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APPLAUSE

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Thank you! Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, welcome to Pointless,

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the quiz show where you try to score as few points as you can.

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To do that, you need the answers that no-one else can think of.

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Let's meet today's players.

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-Couple number one.

-Hello, I'm Jessica and this is my husband Adam,

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we're from Southfields in London.

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-Couple number two.

-I'm Tony, this is my mate John

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and we're from Carshalton in Surrey.

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-Couple number three.

-I'm Ollie and this is my mum Claire

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and we are from Cheltenham.

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-And our fourth and final couple.

-I'm Becky, this is my brother Gareth

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-and we are from Mirfield, Yorkshire.

-And these are today's contestants.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Thank you, everyone, we'll find out more as the show goes on.

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Only one person left to introduce.

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He's been re-elected as president of Pointless for another term.

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-Good news. It's my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya.

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Hi, everybody.

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-Wow.

-Good afternoon.

-Good afternoon to you.

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-Given away two jackpots in a row.

-I know.

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All that time without giving away a jackpot, got up to over £20,000,

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-then twice in two days.

-Yes.

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Four brand-new pairs today as well.

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Sometimes I ask you a guessing game about our contestants.

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This might be easier than some.

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-Do you remember Jamie And His Magic Torch?

-Yes!

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-And remember the theme tune?

-Yeah.

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One of our contestants today is the singer of that song.

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As I say, slightly easier than some.

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You can narrow it down fairly quickly.

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-I'll give you a clue - it's not Gareth.

-OK.

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OK. I haven't yet heard how deep Claire's voice is,

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but I...

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Splendid. Now, all our questions have been put to 100 people.

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Our contestants need to find the obscure answers they didn't get.

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Everyone's looking for a Pointless answer,

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which none of our 100 people gave -

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we then add 250 quid to the jackpot.

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Elliot and Tanya won the jackpot last time, so today's jackpot is...

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If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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APPLAUSE

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In this first round, I want an answer from each of you,

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but there is no conferring.

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Whoever has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

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Our first category today is...

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Can you all decide who's going to go first and second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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-Richard?

-Xander's about to show you a list of six famous men.

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We need you to tell us the name of anybody who's been married to them.

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Any woman who's been married to any of these men. Very best of luck.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Here are the men.

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I'll read those all one last time.

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Those six names will remain on the board all through the round,

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up the line and back down again.

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You have to name any woman who's been married to any of those men.

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Now, then, Jessica. Welcome.

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-Great to have you here. What do you do?

-I'm a youth worker.

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You're married to Adam. A very nice family-orientated show today.

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-Lovely.

-Mother, son. Friends. Brother, sister.

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It often is though. Have you not noticed?

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-Yeah, it's when I said "Friends".

-There's often relations.

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-Yeah, that's true.

-I don't think we've ever had - and we should do -

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strangers.

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That would be good - introduce people for the first time ever,

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never met and then come and play on the show.

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Yeah. Could be messy.

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It could be. We could do it as a dating show.

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For Valentine's! A special...

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-I mean...

-Yes.

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Good. Now, how did you and Adam meet?

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We met at speed dating.

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Did you? That's what they did in the days before Pointless Valentines.

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Now, then, Jessica. What do you think you're going to go for?

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I'm going to go for Linda McCartney. Fellow vegetarian.

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Linda McCartney says Jessica.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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It's right.

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49.

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49 for Linda McCartney.

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Linda Eastman, as was.

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She met Paul at a speed-dating event in Southfields.

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-John.

-Yes.

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Welcome to you. What do you do?

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-I'm retired.

-What did you do?

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-I used to be a printer.

-Did you set the print?

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We used to do everything up to the pre-printing stage.

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A printer's devil.

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Something like that, yes.

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How are you with not necessarily up-to-the-minute celebrities?

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It might become obvious in a minute.

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We're looking for anyone who's been married to any of these six men.

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There's some in my era there, so I'll give it a go.

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Peter Sellers - Britt Ekland.

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Britt Ekland. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Britt Ekland.

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Absolutely right.

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49 our best score. You go through that.

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22.

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Nicely done, John. 22 for Britt Ekland.

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Well done. They had a proper whirlwind romance.

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He saw her photo in the paper

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and they married two weeks later.

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-That is speed dating, isn't it?

-Yeah, that really is.

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OK, Ollie, welcome to Pointless. What do you do, Ollie?

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-I'm a student.

-What are you studying?

-Physics.

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Which part of the realm of physics?

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I'm studying the core bits of physics, you know, physics,

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but...

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Also modules in medical physics.

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OK. How are you feeling about this board?

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Well, celebrities is not my strong point.

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I'm going to have to go with Nicole Kidman for Tom Cruise.

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OK, Nicole Kidman says Ollie.

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Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 said it.

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It's right.

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37.

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37. Not bad, Ollie.

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-Richard.

-They did ten years together, Nicole and Tom.

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-Good on her.

-Yes.

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Now, then, Gareth. Good to have you here. From Mirfield.

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-What do you do, Gareth?

-I'm a music teacher.

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What do you do in your spare time? I imagine music plays a part.

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I play for a brass band called Hebden Bridge Brass Band.

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They do contests against other brass bands across the country.

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I'm also a keen sportsman - bit of football and golf as well.

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Very good. This is all good preparation for Pointless.

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Except when we have celebrity rounds. But even so,

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-I have a feeling you'll be good at this.

-Well, Tom Cruise,

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-I think he was married to Katie Holmes.

-Katie Holmes.

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Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said Katie Holmes.

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It's right.

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27.

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Not bad at all, Gareth. 27 for Katie Holmes.

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Five years together for those two. Split up in 2012.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.

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22 our best score - John.

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Then 27 - Gareth and Becky.

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Then up to 37 - Ollie and Claire.

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Then up to 49 - Jessica and Adam.

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So, Adam, bit of pressure on you

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to find a low-scoring answer to keep you in the game.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, Becky. What do you do in Mirfield?

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-I'm a carer.

-Very good indeed.

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-What do you do in your spare time?

-I love karaoke.

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-What's your favourite song?

-Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero.

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Very good. Maybe we can get the music by the end of the show

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and if you make it to the final...

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Gareth, what? What's this shaking of the head?

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-Experience.

-OK.

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OK. How are you feeling about this board?

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I don't know if it's his daughter or not,

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but it's the only person I can think of with the name - Stella McCartney.

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OK. Stella McCartney.

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Well, the high scorers are Adam and Jessica on 49.

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You're on 27. If you can score 21 or less,

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you're through to the next round.

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Stella McCartney says Becky.

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There's your red line. Get below that, you're in the next round.

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Ooh, back luck, Becky.

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Unfortunately, but in some ways fortunately, that is a wrong answer.

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Which means you score 100 points, which takes you up to 127. Sorry.

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Yeah, I think you know, Rebecca, that Stella is his daughter.

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They have never married.

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Thank you very much. Claire, welcome to the show.

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-What do you do, Claire?

-I work in a college in Gloucestershire,

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-in the finance department.

-What do you get up to in your spare time?

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Well, I love going for walks on the Cotswold hills,

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taking fresh air there,

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and sometimes I get to ride pillion on my husband's motorbike.

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That's good. Very brave. How brave are you feeling on this?

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OK. Brave-ish.

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I do remember that Ronald Reagan's wife was called Nancy.

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-So I'll go for Nancy Reagan.

-Nancy Reagan says Claire.

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Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

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You're on 37, the high scorers on 127 are Becky and Gareth,

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a score of 89 or less will see you through. Nancy Reagan.

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Absolutely right and you are through. Well done.

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31 for Nancy Reagan. 68 your total.

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Exactly what you needed to do there.

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They met when he helped get her name off an anti-communist blacklist.

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I thought you were going to say "off a wall"!

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He was president of the Screen Actors Guild

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and she was mistakenly on the list.

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-And he helped her out.

-That's nice.

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Now,... Tony.

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Welcome to the show. What do you do?

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-I'm retired.

-And, er, what...

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What did you do, Tony?

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What did you use to do?

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-I did have a pet shop for 19 years...

-I knew it, a pet shop!

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Did that give you a bit of time to noodle about musically?

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I did, er, perform.

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Professionally, vocally, as well.

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There you are. There's your man, inspector.

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It's not the most amazing detective work I've ever seen.

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-What do you mean?

-It could be one of two men and the other's a printer.

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Tony, how are you on your celebrity pairings?

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I think I'm going to pick Frank Sinatra.

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-Yeah.

-I believe he was married to Mia Farrow.

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Mia Farrow, says Tony.

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OK, now, the high scorers are way out of your reach -

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Becky and Gareth on 127, you're on 22 - no red line for you.

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Mia Farrow - let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 said it.

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It's right. 22 is our lowest score so far this round.

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See how far Mia Farrow takes it.

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Ooh, look at that - smashing through that, Tony.

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Well done, 19 for Mia Farrow.

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41 your total.

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Very well played. Mia Farrow was 21 and Sinatra was 50.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now, then, Adam. Welcome to the show.

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-What do you do?

-I'm head of PR for a financial-planning organisation.

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Does that leave you much time to get up to other stuff?

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I like football, I support AFC Wimbledon, for my sins,

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and I do quite a lot of reporting on their matches as well.

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Now, have you got a good answer?

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I've got one name in my head and I can't remember if it's been said.

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I know Paul McCartney got married two years ago or so

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and I can't remember his third wife,

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but I'm going to say Heather Mills.

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You're going with Heather Mills.

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OK. Well, the high scorers are Becky and Gareth on 127.

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You're on 49. If you can score 77 or less, you are through.

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Heather Mills. Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

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Yep, Heather Mills has done it for you.

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25.

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Very good. Takes your total up to 74.

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Well played, Adam. Married 2002, divorced 2008.

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Amazingly, no Pointless answers here at all.

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Someone in our 100 knew their stuff. Let's look at the best answers.

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Miranda Quarry, Peter Sellers' third wife, 1 point, the best answer.

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Anne Howe, Peter Sellers' first wife - 2 points.

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Barbara Marx was married to Frank Sinatra. She scored 3.

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She was previously married to Zeppo Marx, from the Marx Brothers.

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I'll go through the low scorers so you know what your score got.

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Tom Cruise - Mimi Rogers would've scored you 4 points.

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Ronald Reagan - you could've said Jane Wyman for 3 points.

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Rod Stewart - you could've had Alana Collins for 3,

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Rachel Hunter for 4 and Penny Lancaster for 8.

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Paul McCartney - Nancy Shevell was the woman you were thinking of.

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Would've scored 3 points.

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And Frank Sinatra - Ava Gardner, 13 points,

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and Mia Farrow, 19 points.

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Thanks very much, Richard. At the end of our first round,

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the pair who'll be leaving us, with their score of 127,

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I'm afraid it's Becky and Gareth.

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Good answer from you, Gareth - Katie Holmes.

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Becky, we'll see you next time,

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you'll have a chance to atone for Stella McCartney, I hope.

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Meantime, thanks very much for playing. Becky and Gareth.

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APPLAUSE

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But for the three remaining pairs, it's now time for round two.

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Now, there's only room for two pairs in our head-to-head round,

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so one of these pairs will leave us at the end of this round.

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John and Tony, on the strength of last round, that can't be you.

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We haven't had our printing and Jamie And His Magic Torch round yet!

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Best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for round two is...

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Can you all decide who's going first and second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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-Richard.

-We're going to show you the names of six football mascots,

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for English league teams, from the Premier League down to League Two.

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Just tell us what team they're mascot for.

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Obscure answers score fewer points. An incorrect answer - 100 points.

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12 mascots in all to match with teams. Good luck.

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So we're looking for the teams for which these characters are mascots.

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We have got, on our first board...

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I'll read all of those again.

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There we are. Six mascots for professional English football teams.

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Now, then, Jessica.

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You get to go first, which is good.

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I don't know any so I'll have to hazard a guess.

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I'm going... to try

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Billy the Badger

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for Brentford.

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OK. Billy the Badger for Brentford.

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OK, let's see if it's right and how many people said Brentford.

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Bad luck, Jessica. An incorrect answer.

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I suspect not the only incorrect answer of this round.

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That scores the maximum of 100 points, I'm sorry. Richard.

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Sorry, I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass.

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John. Now, John, I think you might be a bit better at this.

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Hm! Well,

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what I'm going to do is, purely with the name,

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I'm going for Deepdale Duck

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and Preston North End.

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Deepdale Duck, Preston North End.

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Let's see if it's right and how many people said Preston North End.

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Oh, it's right. Well done, John.

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Very good. 22.

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22 for Preston North End.

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You look very relieved, John.

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Yeah, Preston North End play at Deepdale

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and he is a duck character.

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-Oh, right.

-Yeah. Occasionally wears a hat.

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OK. Now, then, Claire,

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I was trying to work out what your face was - I think it was despair.

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It was despair at football mascots.

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-I've, thinking it through, got a few guesses.

-OK.

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Pottermus, I'm thinking Potteries - maybe Stoke.

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Herbie Hammer, I'm thinking the Hammers - West Ham.

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Monty Magpie, black and white, could be Newcastle.

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No idea about Billy the Badger.

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And Chirpy Cockerel - two of my colleagues at work support Tottenham

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and I know there's a cockerel on the mascot of Tottenham.

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-Which one are you going with?

-Tottenham Hotspur - Chirpy Cockerel.

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Chirpy Cockerel, Tottenham Hotspur.

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Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 said Spurs.

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It's right! Very well done, Claire.

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22 our best score so far.

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And you've scored 25.

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Well done indeed, Claire.

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For someone who didn't know any, you went through the board perfectly.

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-Oh, no way!

-Yep.

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Pottermus - the clue is the Potteries, Stoke City.

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Would've scored you 16 points.

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Herbie the Hammer - West Ham United. 44 points.

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Monty Magpie, black and white, Newcastle United, 40.

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Now, we have one left.

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It's the best answer on the board,

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it's also the best mascot.

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-It's lovely Billy the Badger...

-Lovely!

-..of Fulham.

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I love Billy. I see him every other Saturday.

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2 points. There's no clue in his name.

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What's the significance of a badger?

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Well, he's black and white...

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-OK.

-..and he's sort of an endangered species.

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-Which...

-Just like Fulham. He got sent off a few years ago, Billy.

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-Sent off?

-For dancing as the second half started.

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-Really?

-Yeah. I say sent off, he got culled.

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Anyway, there's to you, Billy the Badger.

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Thank you. Well, let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

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The best score of the pass is yours, John. 22.

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Tony and John looking pretty strong at this stage.

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Claire and Ollie not far behind on 25.

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Ooh, Jessica and Adam. Adam, I'm hoping you're good at this.

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-So am I.

-You'll need to be.

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Best of luck. Can the second players take their places at the podium?

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OK, six more mascots on the board. Here they come. We have got...

0:21:100:21:15

I'll read those all one last time.

0:21:250:21:28

Now, Ollie, what are you thinking?

0:21:340:21:37

As they play at Stamford Bridge,

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-I'll say Stamford the Lion is Chelsea.

-Stamford the Lion, Chelsea.

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The high scorers are Adam and Jessica on 100. You're on 25.

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A score of 74 or less will see you through.

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There's your red line. Stamford the Lion - is it Chelsea?

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It is.

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And you're in the head-to-head.

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44 though.

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44.

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Takes your total up to 69.

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Good work on that last podium.

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He's been kidnapped three times, Stamford the Lion.

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I'm not surprised, with Abramovich. You'd want quite a lot for that.

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Yeah. Every time, money for charity is raised.

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-Yeah, ask for a ransom.

-Oh, I see.

0:22:240:22:26

-It's not been gangsters!

-You never know.

0:22:260:22:29

Otherwise, it'd be hard to get someone to dress up in the costume.

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Thanks very much. Now, then, Tony. How do you feel about this board?

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So-so.

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But I think I've got one.

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Erm...

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It breaks my heart to say it,

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being a Crystal Palace fan,

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but I think Gully the Seagull is Brighton And Hove Albion.

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Brighton And Hove Albion says Tony.

0:22:540:22:56

The high scorers are Adam and Jessica on 100. You're on 22.

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So a score of 77 or less will see you through to the head-to-head.

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Brighton And Hove Albion says Tony.

0:23:040:23:06

Let's see if it's right and how many said it.

0:23:060:23:09

Yep, it's right.

0:23:100:23:12

And you are through to the head-to-head. Well done.

0:23:120:23:15

23.

0:23:160:23:18

45 is your total.

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Why are Brighton and Crystal Palace rivals? They're a long way apart.

0:23:240:23:28

-It's Seagulls and Eagles.

-Yeah, that can't be it.

0:23:280:23:31

Now, then, Adam.

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It's bad news, you haven't answered yet

0:23:350:23:38

and you're still the high scorers.

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Anyway, there's a board there. I bet you know some of them.

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There might be a low-scoring answer you can impress us with.

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Gunnersaurus Rex is Arsenal.

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And Fred the Red, I think, is the devil of Manchester United.

0:23:520:23:56

Frogmore the Frog -

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I don't know, I guess it's somebody who plays in green,

0:24:000:24:03

maybe Yeovil Town or Plymouth Argyle.

0:24:030:24:07

But I'm going for Mr Bumble,

0:24:070:24:09

which, I think, is the Bees of Barnet.

0:24:090:24:12

Barnet for Mr Bumble. No red line, as you're already the high scorers.

0:24:130:24:17

Let's see if it's right - Barnet for Mr Bumble.

0:24:170:24:20

Absolutely right.

0:24:220:24:24

22's been our best score so far.

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Ooh, you've gone through that... 2!

0:24:280:24:30

Adam! Ahh!

0:24:300:24:32

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

0:24:320:24:34

Oh, bad luck, Adam. That's, by some margin,

0:24:370:24:42

the best answer of the round.

0:24:420:24:44

But I'm afraid too little too late. 102 is your total.

0:24:440:24:48

An impressive answer. He won the Mascot Grand National, Mr Bumble.

0:24:480:24:53

Please tell me what that involves.

0:24:530:24:55

A series of mascots of sporting teams running over a jumps course.

0:24:550:24:59

I'm never going to miss that again.

0:24:590:25:01

Terrific answer. Could've been Brentford. Brentford's is Buzzy Bee.

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Gunnersaurus Rex, you're right, is Arsenal.

0:25:070:25:10

A big, overweight dinosaur, for 47.

0:25:100:25:13

Fred the Red is the red devil of Manchester United. 21 points.

0:25:130:25:17

He had to have his own security when they toured China. He was mobbed.

0:25:170:25:21

Had his own security. And Frogmore the Frog -

0:25:210:25:24

not a green team, it's a team where the ground is on Frogmore Road.

0:25:240:25:28

-That's Fratton Park and it's Portsmouth.

-Whoo! >

0:25:280:25:31

Would've scored 1 point. A Portsmouth fan in, I think!

0:25:310:25:35

-The best answer there. Well done if you said that.

-Thanks, Richard.

0:25:350:25:39

So our losing pair, with their high score of 102, it's Adam and Jessica.

0:25:390:25:43

Oh, bad luck. Adam...

0:25:430:25:46

-It was a good round for me.

-Yeah.

0:25:460:25:48

I hoped Haydon the Womble of AFC Wimbledon would come up.

0:25:480:25:52

-I'd have known that!

-Yeah.

0:25:520:25:54

Pyrrhic, I'm afraid, Adam. But we'll see you next time.

0:25:540:25:57

It's been lovely having you on the show. Adam and Jessica!

0:25:570:26:01

CHEERING

0:26:010:26:03

But we're about to get one step closer to the final

0:26:040:26:07

and the chance of taking home the jackpot - it's the head-to-head.

0:26:070:26:10

Congratulations, John and Tony, Ollie and Claire,

0:26:150:26:18

you're one round away from the final and the chance to win our jackpot,

0:26:180:26:21

which stands at...

0:26:210:26:23

Only one pair can play for that money -

0:26:280:26:30

you are now going head-to-head.

0:26:300:26:33

But from here on, you are allowed to confer.

0:26:330:26:36

The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:360:26:39

Now, Ollie, your mum's been carrying you.

0:26:390:26:43

-It's going to plan.

-Is it?

0:26:440:26:46

She's going to carry me through and, should we get to the final round,

0:26:460:26:50

-I'll try and pull one out the bag.

-Well, you can start now actually.

0:26:500:26:55

Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:560:26:58

Here comes your first question and it concerns...

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-Richard.

-We'll show you five pictures of people called Jones.

0:27:090:27:15

Give us their full name. The most obscure answer wins the point.

0:27:150:27:18

OK, let's reveal our five Joneses. We have got...

0:27:180:27:22

Five famous Joneses.

0:27:380:27:40

John and Tony, you've been our best scorers so far, so you go first.

0:27:400:27:45

THEY WHISPER

0:27:460:27:48

Right, we're going for D - Grace Jones.

0:27:500:27:54

D - Grace Jones.

0:27:540:27:56

Ollie and Claire, talk us through the board.

0:27:560:28:00

Would that we could. We're struggling a bit.

0:28:000:28:04

I have a suspicion that A might be Quincy Jones.

0:28:040:28:07

-Ollie...

-Do you want to go for that? Cos Tom Jones is going to be higher.

0:28:090:28:13

-OK, you're going to go for Quincy Jones.

-Yep. A.

0:28:130:28:16

A - Quincy Jones. John and Tony said Grace Jones.

0:28:160:28:20

Let's see if it's right for D and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:28:200:28:25

It's right.

0:28:270:28:29

69. So Ollie and Claire say Quincy Jones. Let's see if that's right

0:28:330:28:38

and how many of our 100 said Quincy Jones.

0:28:380:28:42

Oh, it's not Quincy Jones. But very good tactics there.

0:28:440:28:48

That means, John and Tony, you are up 1-0. Richard.

0:28:480:28:52

That would have counted as pulling one out of the bag if it had worked.

0:28:520:28:57

He's a very famous actor, A, but his most famous role, you never see him,

0:28:570:29:01

it's just his voice. He's Darth Vader. It's James Earl Jones.

0:29:010:29:06

He would've scored 15 points.

0:29:060:29:08

Now, B is a low scorer. She's Betty Draper in Mad Men.

0:29:090:29:13

It's January Jones. Would've scored 3 points.

0:29:130:29:17

C is a Pointless answer. You'll have seen his name on lots of things -

0:29:180:29:22

Looney Tunes, all that stuff. He's the American animator Chuck Jones.

0:29:220:29:26

Very well done if you said that at home.

0:29:260:29:30

E is Tom Jones. What do you think he scored?

0:29:300:29:33

-In the 90s.

-Yeah, 92 points.

0:29:330:29:36

So there's no point going for him.

0:29:360:29:40

Thanks. OK, here comes your second question.

0:29:400:29:42

Ollie and Claire, you need to win this one to stay in the game.

0:29:420:29:46

Good luck. It concerns...

0:29:460:29:49

-Richard.

-Five clues to facts about Harper Lee's famous novel

0:29:520:29:56

To Kill A Mockingbird. Which is the most obscure?

0:29:560:29:59

Let's reveal our five clues to facts about To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:29:590:30:03

We have got...

0:30:030:30:05

I'll read those all one last time.

0:30:220:30:24

Five clues to facts about To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:30:380:30:42

Ollie and Claire, you go first this time.

0:30:420:30:45

THEY WHISPER

0:30:450:30:47

We're going to say Atticus Finch was a lawyer.

0:30:500:30:53

Atticus Finch, lawyer, say Ollie and Claire.

0:30:530:30:57

John and Tony.

0:30:570:30:59

How good's your To Kill A Mockingbird knowledge?

0:30:590:31:02

We knew the Atticus Finch.

0:31:020:31:05

Er, the decade in which the novel was first published,

0:31:050:31:09

I think, is the 1930s.

0:31:090:31:12

The 1930s says John.

0:31:120:31:14

OK, so Ollie and Claire are saying a lawyer for Atticus Finch.

0:31:140:31:20

Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:31:200:31:23

It's right.

0:31:250:31:27

22.

0:31:300:31:33

22 for lawyer. You have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:31:360:31:40

John and Tony, that's what you have to beat to get to the final.

0:31:400:31:43

You say the '30s was the decade in which the novel was first published.

0:31:430:31:47

Let's see if it's right and how many people said the '30s.

0:31:470:31:50

Ooh, bad luck, John and Tony.

0:31:540:31:56

Ollie and Claire, well done. You are back in the game.

0:31:560:31:59

It's 1-1. Richard.

0:31:590:32:01

That's unlucky. It's set in the 1930s,

0:32:010:32:05

but it was published in the '60s. 1960 it came out.

0:32:050:32:10

So it was published in 1960 - would've scored you 8 points.

0:32:100:32:14

And in 1961, it won the Pulitzer Prize.

0:32:140:32:17

That would've scored you 4 points.

0:32:170:32:19

The American state - you were right, in the Deep South.

0:32:190:32:23

It's Alabama. That would've scored 5 points. All of these would've won.

0:32:230:32:28

And the character who gave his name to a Wirral pop group in 1988 -

0:32:280:32:31

the group is The Boo Radleys, it's Boo Radley.

0:32:310:32:34

That would've scored 18 points.

0:32:340:32:37

Thanks very much. Here comes your third question.

0:32:370:32:40

Whoever wins this goes through to the final. It concerns...

0:32:400:32:45

-Richard.

-We're going to show you the names of five national anthems,

0:32:480:32:52

but we've missed out one word. Can you fill in that word, please?

0:32:520:32:57

Very best of luck.

0:32:570:32:59

Thanks. Let's reveal our five national anthems with missing words.

0:32:590:33:03

We have got...

0:33:030:33:05

I'll read those again.

0:33:170:33:19

There we are. John and Tony, you go first again this time.

0:33:250:33:29

THEY WHISPER

0:33:290:33:31

We are going to go for The Star-Spangled Banner.

0:33:350:33:40

The Star-Spangled Banner say John and Tony.

0:33:400:33:44

Ollie and Claire, talk us through the board and have a shot at them.

0:33:440:33:49

It'll be guesses, apart from God Save The Queen.

0:33:490:33:52

-You're very good at guesses!

-God Save The Queen is one we know.

0:33:520:33:56

What do you think? Jamaica?

0:33:560:33:58

-Yeah, maybe Jamaica...

-Jamaica, Land We...

-Love?

0:33:580:34:02

-Jamaica, Land We Love.

-Jamaica, Land We Love.

0:34:020:34:05

OK, Ollie and Claire - Jamaica, Land We Love.

0:34:050:34:08

John and Tony say Star-Spangled Banner.

0:34:080:34:11

Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 said it.

0:34:110:34:15

Absolutely right.

0:34:170:34:19

73. That's a high one.

0:34:190:34:22

Ollie and Claire have gone for Jamaica, Land We Love.

0:34:250:34:28

Let's see if it's right and how many people said that.

0:34:280:34:31

It's right!

0:34:330:34:35

And you beat 73! Well done.

0:34:350:34:37

You are through to the final.

0:34:370:34:39

24.

0:34:390:34:41

CHEERING

0:34:410:34:43

Very well done. Ollie and Claire, you're through to the final. 2-1.

0:34:440:34:49

-Richard.

-Your instincts have paid off, you've taken some chances,

0:34:490:34:54

they've all come off. Terrific work.

0:34:540:34:56

1962 Jamaica became independent

0:34:560:34:58

and they had a competition to choose Jamaica, Land We Love

0:34:580:35:01

as their anthem.

0:35:010:35:03

The Banner Of... is the Samoan national anthem

0:35:030:35:06

and it's The Banner Of Freedom and four people knew it.

0:35:060:35:10

Advance Australia... This became the anthem in 1984.

0:35:100:35:13

They held a poll in the '70s to decide on the best song.

0:35:130:35:16

-Third place was...

-Waltzing...

-God Save The Queen.

0:35:160:35:21

Second place was Waltzing Matilda

0:35:210:35:23

and first place was Advance Australia Fair.

0:35:230:35:26

Would've scored you 17 points.

0:35:260:35:29

Before I reveal this last one,

0:35:290:35:32

I should just say everybody keep a lookout for two people.

0:35:320:35:37

Not going to tell you what the score is yet,

0:35:370:35:40

but, on your local high street, take extra care if you're out there.

0:35:400:35:44

Yeah, God Save The Queen scores 98.

0:35:450:35:48

98.

0:35:480:35:50

Wow. Thanks, Richard.

0:35:500:35:53

At the end of our head-to-head, our losing pair is John and Tony.

0:35:530:35:56

That was an exciting head-to-head!

0:35:560:35:59

You did very well and we will see you next time.

0:35:590:36:02

On the strength of today, we are looking forward to that.

0:36:020:36:05

John and Tony - great contestants. Well done.

0:36:050:36:08

APPLAUSE

0:36:080:36:10

But for Ollie and Claire, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:100:36:14

Congratulations, Ollie and Claire, you've seen off the competition

0:36:170:36:21

and you've won our Pointless trophy. Well done.

0:36:210:36:24

You now have a chance to win our jackpot, which stands at...

0:36:290:36:34

You've played really well, pretty consistent,

0:36:390:36:42

but best of all, you've shown impeccable reasoning.

0:36:420:36:45

I think your football-mascot round, Claire, was very good indeed.

0:36:450:36:50

Best of luck. The rules are simple - just find a Pointless answer.

0:36:500:36:55

Do that and you leave with that £1,000 jackpot.

0:36:550:36:58

First, choose a category. Here are your five options.

0:36:580:37:01

Those are stinkers, aren't they? THEY WHISPER

0:37:090:37:13

-Irish Dramatists, no.

-Think it has to be Comic Actors.

0:37:130:37:17

Yeah, we're thinking Comic Actors.

0:37:170:37:19

OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:37:190:37:22

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:37:220:37:26

..as they could. Steve Carell films, Richard.

0:37:270:37:31

We want any feature film for which Steve Carell has an acting credit,

0:37:310:37:35

up to the end of October 2012.

0:37:350:37:38

No TV films, short films, documentaries, anything uncredited.

0:37:380:37:42

But voice performances do count. Best of luck.

0:37:420:37:46

OK, you now have one minute to come up with three answers

0:37:460:37:49

and to win that £1,000, one of those answers has to be Pointless.

0:37:490:37:53

Are you ready?

0:37:530:37:55

Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:550:37:57

There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:580:38:01

-40-Year-Old Virgin.

-Yeah, he was also in Anchorman.

0:38:010:38:05

Those guys star in things together, they're in each other's films,

0:38:050:38:10

so maybe something like... Dodgeball...

0:38:100:38:13

These kind of things. All those guys - Owen Wilson,

0:38:130:38:17

Paul Rudd, erm...

0:38:170:38:19

Is there a sequel to 40-Year-Old Virgin?

0:38:190:38:22

I don't think so.

0:38:220:38:24

Erm...

0:38:240:38:26

Erm...

0:38:290:38:31

I really can't remember. That's the problem.

0:38:310:38:35

SHE WHISPERS Yeah, 40-Year-Old Virgin.

0:38:350:38:37

-Dodgeball.

-Maybe Blades Of Glory was one they did.

0:38:370:38:41

I'm just trying to think of other...

0:38:410:38:45

Zoolander, that kind of stuff? I think they tend to come as a group.

0:38:450:38:50

10 seconds left.

0:38:500:38:52

I kind of feel Blades Of Glory,

0:38:530:38:56

maybe something small in that.

0:38:560:38:59

Definitely in Anchorman...

0:38:590:39:01

OK, there is time up.

0:39:010:39:03

We were looking for Steve Carell films. I need your three answers.

0:39:030:39:07

-Do you want to go?

-I think we're going to say... 40-Year-Old Virgin.

0:39:070:39:12

40-Year-Old Virgin.

0:39:120:39:14

-Blades of Glory.

-Blades of Glory.

0:39:140:39:17

-And Zoolander.

-And Zoolander.

0:39:180:39:21

Of those three, which is your best shot at a Pointless answer?

0:39:210:39:25

-If it's right, Zoolander.

-So Zoolander we'll put last.

0:39:250:39:29

Which is your least likely?

0:39:290:39:31

-40-Year-Old Virgin.

-OK, we'll put that one first.

0:39:310:39:34

Let's pop those up on the board. We have got...

0:39:340:39:38

OK, we were looking for Steve Carell films.

0:39:440:39:47

Your first answer, the 40-Year-Old Virgin,

0:39:470:39:49

was your least confident answer.

0:39:490:39:52

You have to find one Pointless answer to win the jackpot.

0:39:520:39:55

So, for that £1,000 jackpot,

0:39:550:39:57

how many people said The 40-Year-Old Virgin?

0:39:570:40:01

Well, it's right.

0:40:030:40:06

If this goes down to zero,

0:40:060:40:08

you will leave here with £1,000 in your back pockets.

0:40:080:40:12

Ooh, 30.

0:40:120:40:14

30 for The 40-Year-Old Virgin. So not a Pointless answer.

0:40:190:40:23

Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:40:230:40:26

What would you do with the jackpot?

0:40:260:40:28

-We've decided.

-We've made up our minds.

0:40:280:40:31

-We'll spend it on a holiday to Jamaica.

-Cos it's the land we love.

0:40:310:40:35

Because it's the land we love!

0:40:350:40:38

Excellent. Let's hope one of your remaining answers gets you there.

0:40:380:40:42

Looking for Steve Carell films.

0:40:420:40:45

Your next answer was Blades Of Glory.

0:40:450:40:47

This was more of a shot in the dark.

0:40:470:40:50

-If he is in it, you think it'll be a minor role.

-I think so, yeah.

0:40:500:40:54

It has to be Pointless for you to win that jackpot,

0:40:540:40:57

so let's see how many people said Blades Of Glory.

0:40:570:41:00

No. Bad luck.

0:41:020:41:04

Bad luck. An incorrect answer.

0:41:040:41:06

So everything is now resting on your last answer.

0:41:060:41:10

Your third and final answer was Zoolander.

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If it was right, this was your best shot at a Pointless answer.

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-Yeah, possibly.

-OK, has to be correct and has to be Pointless.

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Let's find out. How many people said Zoolander? It is right?

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Oh, no! Bad luck.

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APPLAUSE

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Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find a Pointless answer,

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so you don't win today's jackpot, which rolls over to the next show.

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You do get to take home our Pointless trophy, so very well done.

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CHEERING

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You did the right thing, Ollie.

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He might've turned up in a small part in one of those.

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You did what I would've done there.

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40-Year-Old Virgin a big scorer. Evan Almighty and Date Night also.

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Anchorman only scored 7.

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Little Miss Sunshine, 6. Despicable Me scored 5.

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Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World would've scored 2.

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You chose the hardest category - only three Pointless answers.

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Let's take a look at them.

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He stars alongside Jim Carrey in Horton Hears A Who!

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Melinda And Melinda, the Woody Allen film, Will Ferrell also in that.

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And if anybody got Tomorrow Night, give yourself a pat on the back.

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In it, he plays "mailroom guy without glasses".

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From 1998. Wonder if anyone got it.

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Well, we have to say goodbye, Ollie and Claire,

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thank you you both for playing. Great contestants.

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CHEERING

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They didn't win our jackpot, so it rolls over to our next show,

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when we will be playing for...

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Join us then. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

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-Goodbye.

-And it's goodbye from me - goodbye.

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